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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, you come and to your life
from Philly. It's the Paul and Tony Foolsco Show. NFL
Draft Reaction Show.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
As always, Paul Fools go here with Tony Foolsco with
Tony Yo.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Huge draft election show.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We'll tell you who to blame for the Shudur Sander's
meltdown answer the government just a total seller. Also the
Eagles talking about government, they sent the message not just
to the NFL, but the entire world.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And we're going to tell you why the cam Ward
pick by the Titans is going to have a ripple
effect that nobody literally saw coming.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Literally nobody saw it coming. All right, Tony, you ready
to get into it? Here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Let's get right into an NFL Draft reaction show. Of course,
the biggest and most embarrassing story Shadeur Sanders not drafted
in the first two rounds.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Just so much doing back here.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Lots of negative reactions from all across the sports world
and voting from President Donald Trump, WO tweeted that it
was terrible that Shadur had not been drafted, especially because
he's the son of Dion Sanders and therefore has his
father's jeens in him. And that's just an air tight
scientific argument, there isn't it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Absolutely, there are so many examples through time of sons
of famous people who were just as good as their
dads or even better. You know, Ken Griffy junior, cal
Ripken junior, Enrique Glacias, you know he was got singer.
You know, Jesus, you know he had God's genes in him.
(01:51):
You know, just you know, there's so many examples.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
There's so many examples there, just terrific perspective.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And you know, personally, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I think that President Donald Trump should have intervened in
this whole Shadeur Sanders situation. And you know what he
should have done, Tony. He should have put tariffs on
the other quarterbacks. That way, if teams wanted to draft
someone other than Shaduur Sanders, they don't to pay. You know,
a billion dollars would have perfectly worked out.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
You know, just so smart.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And you know who else should have intervened, Dion Sanders.
He should have followed the very successful Brownie James model.
You see, Dion should have offered teams a package deal.
He comes out of retirement to play cornerback for one
year as long as the team signed Shadoor to a
twenty year contract.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's just so smart, Tonty.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
In fact, you know before the show, we broke it
down right we say Shadur Sanders is the Brownie James
of the NFL. I mean, you just compare them both.
They put up that graphic here you go, super famous dad.
Both not first round picks. True, both played for pac
twelve teams. True, and both have a bizarre first name
that nobody's ever heard of before until now.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So they're basically the same, basically the same, They're the
same person. Yep. You know, so going on about Shadark.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You know what I've never understood, Tony, why all these
qlbs are rushing to get down of college. What is
the one thing that everything wants in a QB that
trich experience exactly?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You know, I can't understand why these quarterbacks don't stay
in school much longer. Then these players would come out with,
you know, twelve thirteen years playing experience. Smart, they'd be
day one starters in the NFL. And you know, teams
wouldn't have to worry about them going out partying at
night because they'd have a wife and four kids at home.
(03:44):
And also the player would know how to, like, you know,
build rockets and satellites because he was in school for
twelve years.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Just makes total sense, Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And well, now let's move the players who actually did
get back to the first round. You know, with the
first overall that Titans selected Miami quarterback cam Ward at Dony,
you know you said this is going to have a
huge impact, bigger than people think, Isn't that absolutely?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Cam Ward is guaranteed to have a tremendous impact in
his rookie year. I've crunched the numbers and he's gonna
have a significant impact on how many fans actually want
to watch Titans games. That number was at zero for
the last twenty one seasons, but by my projections this season,
(04:31):
that number is gonna skyrocket to a record eleven percent, except,
of course, when the Titans play the Jaguars, then it'll
go down to negative two hundred and forty seven percent
due to people destroying their televisions.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Just impeccable ratings analysis that Dody Andel. Well, now we
get through the hometown Super Bowl champion Eagles. They made
their first bick in style just perfect as always, Bic
and Gid Campbell linebackerund at Alabama. All this just shows
that the Eagles scouts really did their homework this year,
(05:07):
didn't They don't.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Job what we say.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The Eagle scouts clearly scouted all over for talent. Alabama, Georgia,
Southern Georgia, Western Central Alabama, Lower Upper East Alabama, and
of course the University of Washington at Tuscaloosa.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Just such hard work paid off. So impressive.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And you know, I gotta say, Doty, I like the
team drafting a guy named Jihad. You know it sends
the right message, doesn't it, Dody?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, it just sends the message we mean war.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We may be from the East, but we're coming to
take down the West too, and we will not be
stopped until we vanquished all our enemies and they bow
before Ayatola Siriani, and we will not stop until we
said that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
What you are doing? Quiet?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
What are you doing? That just seemed all very offensive
to the musclim religion.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I knew he was a terrorist, Dony.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I've been yelling you guess why you're getting reported.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You'll have fun in Guantanamo Bay. Yeah, you see on
the water board.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Get shut app Can we undraft producer to terrible and yeah,
all right, anyway, look God moving on to someone just
as terrible as a producer.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
The Giants.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Now, usually they make a bunch of bad, terrible moves.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I don't think so this time, Tony.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You know, they selected a KILB Jackson Dott and people saying, oh, well,
this was a bad pick.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Tony. I thought this was a great pick, didn't you. Totally?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know, people think you should always get a QB
you've actually heard of, but no, no, sometimes it's better
to get a QB that you've never heard of. This way,
nobody's seen any tape of them, and they don't know
how to prepare. Frankly, if I was the GM of
the Giants, I wouldn't go D two or D three.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'd go D seventeen, D eighteen. Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Maybe hit up the witness relocation program and find a
person that nobody's ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Such, you know, such great points all around that, Dony,
and uh, well, by the way, just another great point though.
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(07:37):
you know what, Dony, why don't we just go ahead
and wrap it there? That's just a diffth way. That's
end the show exactly to end the show, I think
we also need the end a producer? Yeah, what what
the interrupted for?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
What? Show corrections?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Why keep it brief?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Bro? This is the reaction exactly the reactions show if
your long monologue that you don't get out of here?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, you said there are schools that are division seventeen
and eighteen. Do your research, bro, you're a casual bro. Yeah,
Division three is the lowest division. There is no division
seventeen or eighteen that doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh yeah, well I'll show you a division when I
chainsaw your body in half.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah. You know what else doesn't exist? Your penish?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Close it out. We're done with you down?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah? Yeah, but you know what we're not done with.
We're not done with a certain guest coming on the
show next week. Booked swears they'll be here this time.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Can't wait? Super Bowl hero Eagles legend, Nick falls.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Away, your opinion on everything, including jiht gn't wait for that? Wow,
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Speaker 3 (09:04):
There you go. We'll see your feeble next week. See Yah.