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From high school scandals to dangerous childhood games, today was a walk down a very questionable memory lane. Plus, Diamond’s “what not to do” moment, weird food habits, and a caller who admitted to having sex… while listening to us.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Our next guest is the host of the nationally syndicated
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
My list of phases. Okay, Gay Elvis in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Every morning I listened to you and and Ghani and Danielle.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Don't worry. You're not gonna feel anything.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't know if I would listen to that show.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
And the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Where GANI went to school in Florida. Yeah, you guys, really,
we're just bad kids.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Bad kids. Yeah, there's a lot going office planning, and
it was it's I don't know if it's still way
too big, but it's humongous, and then it's right in
the middle of some very affluent areas and then it's
like hood adjacent, so you have kids from all different
walks of life converging in one place. We love diversity, yes,
oh it was the most diverse place ever.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
That it's a good thing. Yeah, but also it's a
recipe for some crazy Shenanigans. Yes, Shenanigans at Flanagans Flanagan
Flanagan Plantgain Shenanigan.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
The way it's set up, it's like there are it's
like a campus, so there are all these different buildings
that you have to walk outside to get from one
building to the other. We had police on horseback. It
was just there's a lot going on.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
But what was the porn with the snake in there's
a sex face. There's a sex tape and the whole
school saw it.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
See that's another not good.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Not good at all. So a guy and a girl
were dating. He hooked up with somebody else and there
was a video made. The girl he was dating found
out got a hold of said video through a viewing
party so that everybody could see the video. There was
a snake involved.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Very weird.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Then the cops found out about what happened, came to
the school to ask her about what happened and get
a copy of this video. The guy ended up going
to jail because he had already graduated, and the girl
that he hooked up hooked up with was like fourteen
a going on.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Not good. That was one of the many layers to
the story. Many layers tell us what else happened at Flanagan.
By the way, everyone at Flanegan was like, oh my god,
yours on the radio to day.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Were you talking about the poop bandit?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Have you heard about the Danielle, the Flannagan poop band
tell me.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
So, you know, you could make those morning announcements. But
the way it was made was you could call from
any phone as long as there was a code that
you knew to put in right. So somebody got the
code and then would call and you would just hear
the little like beaming and all they would say was poop.
Sometimes it would be poopity, poop, poop, but it was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Did they figure out if the poop band it was?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I got I got info way later about who apparently
the poop band it was.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
We have a poop bandit here.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
But they don't just say poop they do they leave
it on the wall.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
A little different.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
On our high school we had many incidents, but one
was one of our teachers who was who was gay,
used to take us out to the gay bars. Oh well,
I was fourteen years old, who we had a lot
of fun, but you know, it all caught up to
this teacher and you know, yeah, there's that summer. What

(03:08):
about you, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
I had one of my friend's boyfriends killed the block
down the block from the school. I had a friend boyfriend,
not my boyfriend, my friend's boyfriend. I had a friend.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
We think he jumped from somebody's roof, but we're not.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Where it's the Bronx, said said incidents.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
But there was that one time where all the girls
got jumped on the bus and they thought I was
there causing problems. I wasn't, but they came after us anyway.
And this one girl spit on me so many times
on the bus. And my one girlfriend she had like
she had footprints on her face. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm sorry. There's nothing fun about any of these. I
grew up in the Bronx.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Where do you want from?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
They got to be some crazy cramped that went on.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
No poop bandit.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
What's up there, Garrett?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
So our football coach got arrested. Here's why. So I
went to mont Senior Farrell and Staten Island.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Go ahead, give the name of that school.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's right, because it was his headlines everywhere all right.
So his office was in a trailer on the football field,
and no one understood why he didn't have a normal
office inside the school. Turns out he was also a
side drug dealer. So he was coaching football and then
on the side selling drugs out of the container where
all the football equipment was.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Huh, Staten Island.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Baby, there you go.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You should read some of these text messages. What do
you got there? Scary?

Speaker 9 (04:23):
We had the dumpster fire in our school, the dumpster
fire incident where we would go outside and hang out
at lunch time and then once that fire happened, never
to be let back out again the end.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
But at least these text messages crazy, some of them are.
I don't even know who you can talk about halving
these things. I mean, you know what, Look, you know,
when you're in high school, that's a very interesting age
where you're coming of age, but you're still you know,
immature in many ways, and so crazy crap goes down.
I don't know what. What's that, Scotty be.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
There was a big test in our high school JFK,
a Long Island Gohawks, and one of the it's poured
a big jug of muriatic acid in the hallway that
just it like blinded everybody and everybody had to be evacuated.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
And then another time it actually blinded everyone in the
high school.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
It got into your your eyes on my god, we
didn't do that, but what we did is we put
crickets in the heating vents. Oh so they were running
through all the classrooms making cricket noises and nobody could concentrate.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, speaking of, we have some talk back.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
I need this.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Let's see, here's what happened in this school. Let's see.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
So in my high school, a group of students let
a whole box of baby chicks cove like in.

Speaker 11 (05:34):
The four years, and they went everywhere. It took like
two days to find them all baby chicks.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
And then there's this. This one actually made national news.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Instead for wearing a dress to prom.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
It was a guy who wore addressed to proms did
for wearing a dress to prom for inciting a riot.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
He was on the Maria Povid Show and MTV called
him about doing something with arrows and dude looks like
a lady.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Another incident in high school.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
That's crazy. Some of the stuff I read on those
text messages was nuts. They said one girl had a
baby at Disney World and nobody even knew she was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It happens.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Those are Danielle's face.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
I love those shows. I didn't know I was pregnant whatever,
I was pregnant twice. I knew it both times.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Here's one the science teacher did a class experiment. The
girls had to wear bikinis and he had them get
changed and they found a video camera recording them. And
he used to say he was fired. See that's the
perfect did you imagine?

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Needless to say, he kept his job.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
He stayed around. Good morning, Renee, Hi, Hi, we're doing okay.
And some of these stories are sad, but some of
them are very entertaining. What happened to you?

Speaker 12 (06:50):
So one year, every year, i should say, the health
teacher in high school would always show the driver's at
video and the teacher would put the video in, go
sit in the back of the library and his paper.
So one year a group of guys said, you know what,
right after they show the video for the last time
that year, why don't we steal the video dub a
porn over it? And then the following year they knew

(07:13):
when they were going to watch the video again, they
all quote how to get a book as the library.
So they went to the library or the teacher put
in the video, go to the back of the library,
and all of a sudden you heard the music and
the teacher dove over the table ran to the TV
and tried to yank at a video as quickly as.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
No one was harmed. It's a nice innocent porn in on.
The driver said the video story for there was a.

Speaker 12 (07:44):
Health class, so I meant, of course, exactly, all.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Right, thank you, have a great day.

Speaker 13 (07:52):
No problem.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here's one. We had a student poop in the bottom
of a vending machines. When people bought something, it fell
down to the poop and they grabbed it. Come on
in Erie, Pennsylvania, straight and nothing ever happened in your house.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I went to a private Catholic school, so I mean
we had.

Speaker 14 (08:16):
Well, we did have the phantom pooper, like a lot
of people, and they would go in the urinal and
the legend was it was so large the janitor had
to remove it and put it in.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Foil and throw it away. I don't think that's true.

Speaker 14 (08:30):
I don't know, but that's what somebody's That's what Jeff
Chiglass told me, and I believe that.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Froggy he's having issues with connection.

Speaker 15 (08:40):
All right, Hello, Laura, hi Elvis, how are you.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
We're doing well? What happened in your school?

Speaker 12 (08:49):
Someone sprayed pepper spray into our ventilation system, so we
all had to be evacuated and then we got a
haveday people.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
There's something funny about that. Worse I go back to
the pop bandit. But Laura, thank you you too. Have
a great day.

Speaker 16 (09:11):
I guarantee somebody had a test that they didn't study. Whatever.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Someone did that at our school with a bomb threat. Hey,
let's not give anybody ideas.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
You know, your school was full of just hooligans. I'm
telling you.

Speaker 17 (09:24):
It was.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
And I got a text message from some of my
friends that are down there and they said, it's still
a crap show over there.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
So okay, and they're listening right now.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Has been closed down, but we won't talk about that, okay.

Speaker 17 (09:39):
To Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis, Elvis Duran
Phone tap.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Garrett has the phone tap? What do you have today?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Susan wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Gerald. Now,
the couple recently moved into a new home that has
an association a their home. So Gerald wants to get
rid of this old tree that's in front of his house, right,
but he can't because there's rules. Yeah, so he's put
some calls into the association saying, hey, can you help
me get rid of this. So I'm gonna return the
call to Gerald saying, hey, here are the rules you

(10:14):
can't do?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
All right?

Speaker 16 (10:15):
There are rules.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yes, let's explore Garrett's FUTEP listening. Hello, I'm looking for
a Gerald.

Speaker 18 (10:22):
This is Gerald. How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm Jeffrey Probes. I work What's Eat Issues Association.

Speaker 18 (10:27):
Okay, yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
As the board president? That's why I'm calling. According to
the law of the association, Unfortunately, you're not allowed to
cut down the tree.

Speaker 15 (10:37):
Why it's on my property that I've just bought.

Speaker 18 (10:40):
It's an eyesore, So why do I not have the
discretion to cut it down if I want to?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Well, that tree has been there since the inception of
the association, so it's kind of like sacred ground.

Speaker 18 (10:49):
So that who it's on my land that you don't
know how much of a pain it is causing us.
It looks terrible. You're you're the president of the homeowners Association.
Have you driven around the neighborhood do you see that?

Speaker 10 (11:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I totally understand where you're coming from with it, and
and that's totally fine, But I just wanted because we've
we've gotten a few complaints from neighbors.

Speaker 18 (11:08):
They're hell with neighbors complaining bylaws.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's how we move forward as a community. We go
by the bylaws.

Speaker 18 (11:13):
I don't give up flying about a by law. The
community ain't paying my mortgage, they ain't paying none of
my utilities or nothing. That tree as ugly as hell,
and I'm about to cut it down.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Gerald, We could, we could bring this.

Speaker 18 (11:25):
Did you'll tell you again?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Did you read did you read your content book when
when you first moved in?

Speaker 18 (11:29):
Yes, I read the damn content book. I know all
about the bylaws and they're obsolete. They're crazy. Y'all wanted
somebody to buy the house. I got the house. We're
good neighbors. We don't cause any problem. But you saying
that I can't because the bylaws, and y'all won't.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Actually, we've been getting complaints from a few of the
neighbors right.

Speaker 18 (11:46):
Who I've been in less than two weeks. Who the
sam hell is complaining on me already?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, mister Smithersteen actually left a voicemail for me.

Speaker 18 (11:55):
Who the hell is mister Smithersteen. The only person I
know in the neighborhood my girlfriend because she lives with me.
Hold is sam Allis smithers theme.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh okay, well he's he's he's one of the first
people to move into the association.

Speaker 18 (12:08):
Oh so he's older than the bilogs of carrying off?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Well, sir, well he actually I actually he left a voicemail,
so I can hold on. Let me just play a
back to.

Speaker 18 (12:17):
Play the complaint.

Speaker 19 (12:18):
Oh, Jeffrey, are you there, Jeffrey, it's it's it's Dino.
I'm just calling about the tree. I saw this couple
move in and they said that they were trying to
cut it down. I saw the equipment in everything. I'm
just calling. Why would they knock down the tree. It's
a legacy tree. It's a legacy tree. It's been in
the community for years.

Speaker 18 (12:34):
It's really that's the that's the that's the complaint. To
talk about a legacy tree. I tell you what I
want to do, and your legacy tree. You know what
I'm getting in the car now, we're gonna tell you
an hour and a half and you'll see me then.

Speaker 10 (12:48):
Garrett, are you there? Yeah?

Speaker 18 (12:50):
We have to we have to end this now.

Speaker 20 (12:51):
Like he's in his car.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
We got to stop him now, all right, all right,
let's let's call him right back. Give me a give
me just like one or two minutes of just messing
with him, and I won't.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Bust the joke.

Speaker 10 (13:00):
Okay, you can't drive that.

Speaker 20 (13:02):
Step far away from work for no reason.

Speaker 10 (13:04):
He can't do that. That's that's his job, all right.
I'm in trouble.

Speaker 18 (13:09):
Oh Gerald, what what's up you?

Speaker 20 (13:11):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (13:12):
Hell no, I'm not all right. The homeowners association they
won't let us cut down that has tree in the yard,
and they I just got off of the phone with
these jerks. I'm on my way. I am peed off
because when I get to the house, that damn tree
is gone. There is no way in hell I'm gonna
let that ugly tree stay in our yard, legacy.

Speaker 15 (13:29):
Tree or not.

Speaker 18 (13:31):
I mean, yes, yeah, I'm already in the car. I'll
be home and now I'll be fifty minutes.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
This is boo.

Speaker 18 (13:38):
I'm not dealing with this anymore. I'm on my way.

Speaker 10 (13:41):
Now.

Speaker 18 (13:41):
They're gonna.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Gerald, Gerald, Hey, yeah, yeah, what on?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Gerald?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
My name is Garret from Elvis dur In the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tap by your girlfriend.

Speaker 20 (13:56):
I got I got, I got phone taps.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
He really work.

Speaker 18 (14:02):
I'm in the parking lot trying to get my thoughts
together before I get there. So cute, Oh you make
that's funny.

Speaker 11 (14:12):
This fun table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parties, says.

Speaker 21 (14:17):
Philo. Table Money, Elvis Duran in The Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, it's the little things you fight about in your
relationship if you have one. And when you hear these
stories of people in a relationship that have stupid little fight,
you're like, this is why I don't want to be
in a relationship. And I'm doing great.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Pretty much.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
We'll use Gandhi as our example. We'll put her on
the chopping block in just a second. Let's go talk
to our producer from q and on two in Philadelphia.
Smile and Stephen is on line twenty four. Good morning,
Smiling Stephen, Good morning you you are so I was
about to say cute, but I know that you hate
the word cute. Why do you hate the word cute?

Speaker 22 (15:02):
I was I was flirting with somebody yesterday and he
meant it well, but he was like, you are so cute,
and I was like, I'm twenty six. There needs to
be a better word than cute. Cute is for ten
year old.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
He's right, well with Froggy. What's wrong with cute? Nothing?

Speaker 23 (15:19):
Cute is like a word that means you're never going
to go any further than where you are. Like even
handsome is better than cute. Yeah, yeah, you know, obviously
hot cute just means like, yeah, you're your puppies are cute.

Speaker 10 (15:31):
I know.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
But cute and cute is it's more than looks. Cute
is attitude and effer personality.

Speaker 22 (15:41):
Yeah, but I mean it's like you call a kid cute,
you know what I mean. It's kind of like I've
just gotten to the cute level. I mean, I understand. Listen,
I am not looking for hot. I get that that's
not the like the level I like want to, But
like there needs to be a middle ground between cute
and hot. What is good for flirting?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I don't know, I need handsome handsome?

Speaker 22 (16:05):
But that's like I feel like that's what Grandma's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, you all can't. You can't be We can't make
you happy. We cannot find a word that makes you
feel good about yourself.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
I don't When we're talking about a girl or a guy,
sometimes you go, oh my gosh, they're so cute, Like
that's a bad thing, that's a good thing.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
What about like, could it be a delivery like I
say to my boyfriend all the time, like, oh you cute?
Does that make any difference?

Speaker 22 (16:32):
No, I think yeah, delivery definitely matters. But it's also
I think when you're just like flirting back and forth,
it's just like hey, cutie, like I get it, listen,
It's never like from a bad place. But at the
same point, I feel like if I could call a
ten year old cute and then I'm flirting with somebody
and use the same word, there should be a better
word in like the vocabulary for that, Like we need

(16:53):
to come up with a new one.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Like you to be fair, Stephen, Yah, you do smile
and laugh and giggle a lot, but it's those are
things that are that make you really great. But those
are also things that are well they're cute.

Speaker 24 (17:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, here's another thought. What if we just didn't have
a word. What if we just left the words out,
like the descriptives, the descriptors, right, you know what I'm saying.
Do you have to have a word?

Speaker 19 (17:19):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (17:19):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I like, you don't need to Okay, did you watch Bridgerton?

Speaker 25 (17:27):
No?

Speaker 22 (17:27):
I haven't watched it yet.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Who else watched it? You did, Danielle?

Speaker 10 (17:30):
Know you.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Gandhi you watched it?

Speaker 8 (17:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I have not, but I know all about it, and
I'm getting Okay, Nate.

Speaker 9 (17:37):
Use that right?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
What what word do you use to describe the Duke
Hasting Duke of Hastings.

Speaker 14 (17:44):
There's so many words, smoke, show, gorgeous. I mean, I'm
a straight run.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
But he is hot.

Speaker 15 (17:50):
On them.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Even my mom called and said he was hot.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
So yeah, yeah, so but you could you use the
word cute with the duke? No, No, he's not cute,
he's all See what you're doing is you're actually you're
proving Steven's point. Yeah, you're you're taking there, taking the
possibility of hot away from Steven. And that's what this
is all about, isn't it, Stephen.

Speaker 22 (18:14):
Yeah, a little bit at the core of it.

Speaker 26 (18:15):
Yeah, Oh that's so cute.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
You're cute?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Don't say that?

Speaker 10 (18:24):
All right?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, look we love you, but I wouldn't poo poo
cute so fast, because that's a lot. That's a lot
better than what.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
They could be saying if they said face you know,
that would be so beauty.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Where does that where does that feel Oh god, who
said that?

Speaker 25 (18:38):
All right?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
All right, right, right, Uh, you're fabulous, you are. You're cute.
I think you're very handsome. But I'm a grandma, so
I can say that. But you hang in there. It's okay.
Adorable Is that a bad word? Adorable?

Speaker 25 (18:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (18:54):
That sounds like it's worse than cute.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Very family for sure.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
Yeah, you're a good looking guy.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Hey, what's going on in Philly? What's going on? What's
the latest? What's happening down there?

Speaker 22 (19:07):
Everything is good so far, you know, just chilling.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
All right, that's that's so cute. All right, Steven, we'll
talk to you later. Thanks for checking in with us.

Speaker 22 (19:17):
Okay, all right, talk to you guys later.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
All right, there you go, So Steve, I get that.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
I mean it's like if we get all dressed up
for something and then you know, we have hair and makeup,
and we put on our best outfit in high heels,
and I walk out and someone's like, oh my gosh,
you're so cute. I'd probably be like, well, damn, get
dressed up to be cute.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Just cute have something to do with how tall you are.
I'm starting to think if someone is like six foot two,
can they be cute? I don't think they can. I
think that's tall for cute. You must be short to
be cute. And Stephen isn't the tallest of guys.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Now that's true. You're right, that could be it.

Speaker 23 (19:49):
Dang it, Okay, but Gandhi's right. Nobody, nobody ever sat
out to be cute. Nobody said any one. I'm gonna
get dressed up and I'm gonna own this and I'm
gonna be cute.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Jojo, what your name is? She tries to see what. Yeah, okay,
let's get back to the Gandhi. So Gandhi walks in
and says, I handled taff with Brandon, my boyfriend. Do
you wish to tell the story because it's yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 11 (20:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
So it sort of started off. You were talking about
a list of partners traits that are either good or
bad or really they point out if you're emotionally mature,
and one of them was about compassion, and I said,
Brandon and I have been arguing about compassion because he
says I have far too much for things that he
just doesn't think are relevant, and I think he has
none for things that I think are very relevant. And really, this, yeah, animals,

(20:44):
So I will catch a bug and take it outside
and let it go. He can't understand why I wouldn't
just smash it to death on the floor, and thinks
that I'm crazy. And then I look at him like,
I find you crazy because you would just murder this
bug on the floor. But to him it's not murder.
So we have this like stand off.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Okay, see here's here's where I think you could you
could make some changes. Yes, So if you see a
bug crawling across the floor and he goes and smashes it,
you you, Gandhi, no offense. You say things like that
little bug, I'm sure it had babies. I'm sure the
bug well bug to his family. Bugs don't nurse, They don't,

(21:23):
you know, baby, I.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Saw a comic strip.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Do you know that that bug does not have children? Bugs?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Okay, hold right, so but but Daniel, to be fair Gandhi.
Her explanation was she saw a commercial to the day
of a bug wearing a top hat. What was this commercial?

Speaker 13 (21:35):
Use?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
I saw a little comic strip and it was a
lady bug wearing a top hat with us a little
briefcase under his arm, and above it was the shadow
of a foot and then it flashed to his family
at home, saying, I hope dad's coming home soon.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
And I was like, see, see, there you go.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
The lady bug was on his way home to his
family and count here's.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Where you're not getting traction. You're humanizing a bug, and
so it's not relatable you. There's got to be another
reason why you want bugs to you gotta you've got
to give him those reasons. You're you're making this You're
making this bug to be out like mister peanut or something.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
But here's the thing. Just because it doesn't have human
like qualities and I can't say that it has human
emotion doesn't mean that it doesn't have its own version
of that in bug form. We don't know that it
doesn't feel things and doesn't say things. We would like
to believe that it doesn't because it makes it easy
for us to kill them, but I don't know, so
I just don't want to.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
But it comes do to him.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
That's what you say, What did that bug ever do?

Speaker 23 (22:27):
If he's in your house, he's he's technically breaking and
entering our trespasses.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
We no, wait, no, seriously, you've got to come up
with if it's a spiritual thing. If it's a you know,
the universe created this bug, and I really want to
protect it, because we are here to protect the universe.
That that's that holds weight, that holds water. But so
this this bug has to get home to watch the
news is not gonna work, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
If it does, I think it should just be one
of those things where we can each just let the
other be. But neither of us can really let the
other be, because if I do something like that, he'll
be like, oh, here we go again, and then if
he steps on it, I'm like, I'll kill you later.
This is terrible. So at some point we're gonna well.

Speaker 23 (23:08):
Gandhi would really be upset with me. The other day,
I've been trying humanely to get rid of a mole
in my yard, and I put little steaks in the
ground and done all the humane things, and none of
them worked. So the other day I got some gopher
in mole poison, and I put a little mole in
gopher hole. And guess what, he hasn't come back anymore.

(23:30):
I don't know if he went and found somewhere else
to eat, or if he ate the gopher poison and
he's gone. Ghani, I'm sorry, Ghandi, what do you mean
to do? I tried the human way. I put the
little steaks in the ground that make the noise. He's
supposed to go away, leave him alone, let him live there.

Speaker 9 (23:44):
Well, no you can't.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
They rip up the yard.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
It was yard first.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh my god, have brains?

Speaker 9 (23:53):
Can he think for themselves?

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Did you watch a bugs life?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Would you say stuff like that? You totally totally negate
everything you're trying to prove.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
But feelings. It has no being, It has no emotion.
It's just there and it's reacting to you know, what's
going on in nature. It's it's like a knee jerk thing.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
To be fair, bugs, most bugs that I know of
do have purpose. That there are things bugs do that
are good for our environment, for our soil, for whatever.
But but then if you have one crawling in the
house and it and it causes problems, it infests, maybe
it eats wood in your house, caves in, then then
you have to make a decision. Well, maybe this termite
isn't going to make it home to watch the news.

(24:34):
We got to kill this termite.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
When I'm feeding my lizard crickets. I think about these things.
I go, oh my gosh, what if they're like panicking
inside right now, this poor cricket and he knows it's coming.
And oh, I'm so sorry, and I'm sorry if you
had baby crickets, like I feel guilty.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's a prayer before you toss it in there, like
I'm so sorry, I'm about to do this to you.
It's a life and then you throw the cricket and
move on.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Well, I wish we could. We could come to a
conclusion here. There's got to be something online that some
philosophy that someone came up with that could make us
all a little more enlightened about this subject. But we're
not there quite yet. Oh I love this person. It says,
if a bug is inside your house, it deserves to
be squashed. If I'm outside, I'm in the bugs house,
it deserves to live.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yes, well, you erected the house where the bugs house
used to be, so still technically they're just living where
they used to loan.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
That bug may not have been alive when my house
was built.

Speaker 14 (25:25):
Oh boy, go.

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in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
There's nothing more fun than a toy, right right? The
Toy Hall of Fame finalists for this year. Can we
go through these and vote for them whether we like
them or not?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
You want to all the list of what's good?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Well yeah, yeah, well I've got the list here, but
I'm gonna have you guys discuss it. But we're all
adults here, right. Other than vibrators in Dildo's, what toys
are you guys playing with these days?

Speaker 9 (26:30):
We played?

Speaker 7 (26:31):
We have Jinga in every size and shape and every
Jinga that has come out, Monopoly that has every single
one that's come out, We have it.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
It's crazy, right right? What about you gond to any
games in your life for toys?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
I like a good Rubik's Cube. Those never get old
to me. I enjoy just fiddling around with them all day.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Have you ever solved?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (26:53):
You have?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Oh yeah, Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Has anyone else solved Rubic's Cube?

Speaker 7 (26:57):
I did you know how I did it? If I
peeled off the stickers and put them back on.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's I took it apart.

Speaker 23 (27:06):
I got a little screwdriver and just popped one out,
and they all got it out and you put them
back on.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Okay, even though I can give you hell and say
that's not solving a Ruby's Cube, but you know what,
the end result was a solved Rubik's Cube. If you
think about it, it's.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
So satisfying once you finally get that last click and
all the colors are there.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Well, see, only you would know that the rest of
these guys cheated on it. But in live clicks in life,
if making the touchdown is all that matters, does it
really matter how you find the touchdown? M I guess
not wrong answer. I'm so disappointed, like Danielle peeled all

(27:47):
the little things off and attached them to the Rubek's
Cube to make her win. No, you didn't, you didn't.
That's not the point. See a lot of people go
through life thinking I want all the glamour on all
the fame without putting in the hard work to get there.
You can't do that. You learn nothing other than how
to cheat the system. But there are people, and I
know them. I will not name them. There are people.

(28:10):
They grew up in households where the mom and dad
were kind of shifty, and maybe the grandparents were kind
of shifty. They're all shifty. They steal from they steal
from people. They blame other people for things being stolen.
I mean, there are people who go through life like
that and they don't even think there's a problem with it.
There is, yes, there is yes, Gandhi, what do you think.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
There's a show on Netflix that I watched and it
made me start playing with the Rubik's Cube again. It's
called I think Speedcubers, and it's about these little kids
who compete in these championships and the time in which
they solve a Rubik's Cube is insane. It's like three
minutes thirty seconds. I mean, they have all these different categories,
three sides, nine sides, whatever. It's amazing. It'll make you

(28:51):
feel real stupid.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well, look, I see here's the thing. We're all smart
when it comes to some things, and not as smart
when it comes to others. So if someone can solve
a Ruby's cube and under thirty seconds front of me,
I give them credit for that. But then, you know,
ask them what else they can do in life, and
they just fall on the floor and start crying. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Literally, that's how these kids are.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, I know, I'm should they have great futures. But
once again, one of my favorite childhood toys not not included.
Illegal fireworks not on the list. Okay, so this I
love those when I was a kid. This year's finalists
are Baby Nancy Doll.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Who's ever played with a Baby Nancy Doll? Never heard
of the bingo?

Speaker 7 (29:39):
But that's a toy Bingo?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Well, they're saying it deserves a space in the Toy
Hall of Fame. It's a toy. Little old ladies love it.
They love a good old game with lots of lots
of balls. Yeah. Brayer toy horses, Briar toy horses. What
are those?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
I haven't no idea, but I'm about to look it up.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I thought Briar's was an ice cream, but guess what.
Danielle Jenga is a finalist this year and one of
my one of my favorites, Light Bright. Did you guys
used to play with light Bright?

Speaker 10 (30:13):
Right?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
He Man action figures?

Speaker 7 (30:16):
I had them all I had and she raw where
she ra had all she raw too?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, Nate, they're very homo erotic.

Speaker 14 (30:24):
Elvis like the musculature on these guys like it's it's
really admirable, Like the abs on on he Man Adam,
you see incredible.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
As a guy who's into guys. Rather than sleeping with
he Man, I'd rather sleep with Stretch Armstrong, you know
what I'm saying. Anyway. Also in the finalist for this
year's National Toy Hall of Fame, my Little Pony, Uh huh.
The board game Risk is in there, along with Sorry

(30:56):
Sorry remember the game Sorry.

Speaker 19 (31:00):
Them?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
And also a good old fashioned sidewalk chalk. There's nothing
better than an old man like me walking down the
sidewalk and you see hopscotch and you just start doing
it and people look at you like, oh God, keep
the kids away from him. Let's see. Tomagotchi made the
Hall of Fame finalists this year.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Any Tomagotchi stories in the house.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
I used to try to keep mine alive and I
kill it all the time.

Speaker 18 (31:26):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
But aside from that now, but.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Then you could just reset it with that little button
in the back.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah, right, Abe.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
It's the same as Ruben's Cube of You.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
I find my Way cheap.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I know you're a product of the Rough and Tumble Bronx.
I guess, I don't know. And the game Yachtzi was
included in the National Toy Hall of Fame finalist What's
so funny about Yatti's great?

Speaker 9 (31:50):
I remember the commercial when they all scream Yatzi every
time I hear Yachta.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Now, do you guys remember playing YACHTI when you were younger?

Speaker 7 (32:00):
No, yes, I remember.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Do you remember the sound of the die in the
cup as you shake it? There's a sound at mechs Absolutely,
it's a hollow cup sound. And if you haven't played Yossy,
you don't know what I'm talking about. Hey, I think
Katie is on twenty four Katie, Hi, Hi, how are you?
Welcome to the show and we're doing well. Thank you.
In the finalist list for the National Toy Hall of Fame.

(32:23):
Briar toy horses what are they?

Speaker 10 (32:26):
Yes?

Speaker 28 (32:27):
So my husband has a crapload of them and they're
just taking up room in my basement. They are big,
they're kind of plastic, hard plastic horses, and they're very
realistic and they make them after like famous race horses
or you know, just famous horses in history, and they're

(32:49):
collector's items.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I'm looking at them now. I do I do recall
seeing these? These are these are a big thing.

Speaker 28 (32:58):
Yeah, they actually some of them can actually cost quite
a bit of money, but right now they just pick
up a lot.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Of room in my basic right, I know you could
have a fortune down there and you don't even know it.

Speaker 28 (33:12):
Well, that would be nice if it's true.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Like, right, I'm looking at this online. There's a collection
of vintage Briar horses six hundred dollars. God. Wow, they're
beautiful too. Isn't that funny how something's.

Speaker 28 (33:26):
They're gorgeous, they're very realistic and they're very beautifully done.
But ours are all still in the box. So if
you could imagine hundreds of the box.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Katie, Katie, let me give you incentive to dig through
that box and do some investigating. Here's a Briar model
horse that sold for twenty two thousand dollars.

Speaker 29 (33:44):
My god, oh my god, I would never complain again.

Speaker 28 (33:50):
If you had that horse.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
All right, all right, any of them are sick, they
have the Briar Deluxe Animal Hospital. You can take this
to the animal hospital.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I love that. All right, Well, Katie, thank you. I
would go down to that basement when you have a
moment or two and start looking at those horses. You
could have a fortune under underneath there. So anyway, thanks
for calling. Thank you very much. Have a good day. Okay,
bye bye bye bye uh and there you go. Those
are your finalists. Is there anything I see? I don't

(34:20):
have the list of all the toys who've made it
into the Toy Hall of Fame. But what was your
favorite toy growing up? Straight and Nate? What was your
favorite toy?

Speaker 14 (34:27):
Gosh, I had so many my teenage mutant Ninja Turtles,
I had Transformers.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I had he Man.

Speaker 14 (34:33):
Oh my god, that slide the team with he Man
was amazing. That's still in the carpet at my parents' house.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, I have got it. Yeah, Legos you can still, Oh, Legos,
Yeah you can still. You know say games as well?
Games are in there. My favorite game was candy Land
because I always wanted to live in candy Land. I
always thought that that's the way life should be. It
should look like that painted pink and white. Uh yeah, Froggy.
What was your favorite toy? Two things that like? Shoots

(35:01):
and Ladders?

Speaker 23 (35:01):
It was one of my favorite games. I love playing
Shoots and Ladders. And one of my favorite toys was
my Hot Wheels track. Picked the car around on the
Hot Wheels track.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I still have my Hot Wheels somewhere, and I have
Matchbox cars too. I don't know if there's yeah, what
about you, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
My Strawberry Shortcake dolls were my favorite growing up, and
then probably Rainbow Bright. I loved my Rainbow Bright dolls.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Plus, you know, Danielle had a rough rough childhood. The
favorite toy was the switchblade.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Yes, definitely that one.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh, daniel what about Gandhi? Do you have any favorite toys?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah? You're gonna think this is weird, But I had
this little apparatus that my parents bought me because I
loved bugs so much. And you could push a button
and this little thing would shoot out and it would
close around the bug, so you could take the bug
home and watch it and play with it and stuff.
It was a bug catcher.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Love that thing fine, You could play with it till
it died right in front of.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
I will let them go eventually.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, scary. Did you have a good toy?

Speaker 9 (35:57):
Yeah? Well, I liked a couple of board games like
Pictionary where you drew that it was like the original
wind Loser Draw and an Encore, the singing game with
lyrics and Cubangers, which I showed you guys a picture
of me and my sister having these cabangers they like
they call them and click clacks in certain parts of
the country. They're two hard plastic balls and you go
up and down with them and they go pop up.

(36:18):
They literally meet at the top, meet at the bottom,
and they were on a string and they were very dangerous.

Speaker 25 (36:23):
I know.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Another favorite toy toy of scaries was My Little Girlfriend.
Did you did you count?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Absolutely? They all want games and toys. I also loved
mouse Trap. Did you ever have a mouse Trap?

Speaker 10 (36:42):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Yeah, I played that. Remember Hungry Hungry Hippo?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yes, I am one. I still am one. So anyway,
do yourself a favor. Go next time you're at Target
or wherever, pick up a toy. At Walmart, pick up
a toy and play it. Amazon have one delivered. It's
good to have a little toy sitting aroun the house.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Elvis Teroran in the Morning show, Come on Elvis Dan.

Speaker 19 (37:14):
In the Morning.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Soon Garrett had a weird thing happened to him. Yep,
and I just tell the story. We'll go from there.
So we all know.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
On social media, when we start talking about things amongst friends,
they show up on our timeline. So whether you're talking
about food or pants or whatever, you'll get a push
notification of hey, go buy these pants, right because you
talked about it with friends. So the other day I
was having an idea in my head. I didn't say
anything to anybody. I didn't talk to about it. I
didn't google it. I wanted to get at home hibachi

(37:43):
for my wife's birthday. I thought it was different. I
thought it was cool. Didn't tell anybody.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
You didn't say the word halbachi out loud.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
No party for Alli. Oh yeah, no party, no nothing.
All of a sudden, on my Instagram, habachi at home
service pops up.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
It stopping like a trick. So scary.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Well, I how why? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I understand when you say something, it shows up because
they're listening. But if are they listening to my thoughts now?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
At this point. Maybe I hope that's the case.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
So I feel bad for whoever's in charge of that.
If there's a person reading my brain right now.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Sorry, yeah that sucks. Oh No, they're having a fun time.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Maybe very concused.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
It could be coincidence. Did you get to vaccine? Yeah?
I got the vaccine. I got shot. You got insulin.
I mean maybe a combo of everything. You know, I'm
very powerful. You got the chips. You know they're watching
you on on screens at the Pentagon.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I got the insulin patch on me too, Like I'm
wired right now.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I mean you you are more connected than anyone could. Okay,
so you're saying maybe a coincidence, let's let's look at
it as coincidental. Correct. Maybe by coincidence, you thought I
want to have hibachi for my wife's party, and then
it's then deadly. It appeared almost immediately to Quinn. I

(39:04):
don't know it. Scared. It's a major quinky dink, as
my dad would say, I threw my phone. I threw
my phone like in shock. I was like, nope, no,
thank you all. Do we vote this is coincidence or
there's something, there's something beyond.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Oh there's something beyond, something beyond Yeah, for sure, you
got the patch.

Speaker 12 (39:21):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
You don't have a friend named BATCHI and you said
hi to him?

Speaker 12 (39:24):
Do you hi?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Botchi?

Speaker 24 (39:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
No, no, no, I thought it for a second. Help,
But it was so specific.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I mean, like it is specific. This is the first
time it actually scared me.

Speaker 8 (39:35):
You.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Uh, let's go with coincidence, so you just don't drive
yourself crazy. Yes, straight, Now we should have a test.
Everybody should think something right now. See if it pops
up on their phone. I'm thinking of something.

Speaker 19 (39:46):
I am.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Oh, this is going to be dating.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Okay, okay, okay, put put put your and you're listening
to us right now. Put your phone right near you
if you can. If you're driving, stay safe. Now focus
on your phone and think about that one thing.

Speaker 13 (39:59):
M got it?

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Okay, Look where do I go to Instagram? I guess.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
And look for the ed Okay if not, now, it
eventually will happen.

Speaker 12 (40:15):
Yeah, maybe it won't happen, right it were It didn't
mustley men.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I was thinking of muscley men and look what popped up.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Oh sure, Nate, you haven't searched that before.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
I bet that's why I have it?

Speaker 13 (40:27):
I have not.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
It's a musclary man.

Speaker 9 (40:29):
I was trying to think of something funny.

Speaker 16 (40:31):
Way what I was thinking of desserts and look it
pops up.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Oh my god, it's desserts SnO, always think exact f count.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
You have to think of something outside the box thinking
you aren't normally searching Nate with muscley men.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Yeah, mine didn't come up.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Hummm. This is why I stop playing the Ouiji board
too growing up.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Oh, these are cute shoes, though.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I know you're always thinking of shoes, thinking of That's
not what I was thinking of. Yeah, what I was
thinking of is not showing up on my feed. Oh man,
I'm not seeing what I'm thinking about on my feed.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I'm not either saying a lot of inspirational quotes.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
It's pretty good, but.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
You know, I don't think they can put what I'm
thinking about on my feed.

Speaker 23 (41:13):
Actually no, no, think about it.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Well it was scary, all right. So we got mostly
man in desserts and Danielle saw shoes because he's always
thinking sh Gandhi, did what do you want to divulge
what you're thinking of?

Speaker 13 (41:26):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
I was just thinking I need help setting up an
online store. Wow, that's it, like maybe Shopify or something
would pop.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Nope, No, that's almost as random as a hibachi exactly.
There's a call here about your Instagram reading your mind. Hello, Chris, Chris,
we're okay.

Speaker 18 (41:45):
Did you do the.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Mind trick with your Instagram that we were trying to
do on the air. I did.

Speaker 30 (41:53):
I thought of something totally random, something I would never need.
I thought of driveway paving. I looked at Instagram and
it came there.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Okay, see this is weird. Yep. Do you note, Chris,
do you think that was just coincidence or is something
really bizarre going on.

Speaker 30 (42:10):
I live in a condo, I don't have a driveway.
I've never needed anything paved before. I've never talked about
it with friends.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
So you put it to the test and it showed
up freaky, and you didn't google it?

Speaker 15 (42:24):
Right, I didn't google it.

Speaker 30 (42:26):
Never had a need to, never had a need to.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
All right, Well, I'm still checking my Instagram and what
I thought of was still not showing up. Yeah, but
I'm not sure that they can put that on it.
I don't think they can. All right, Chris, thank you.
That's an amazing, amazing tap you too, stop thinking things.
Stop thinking. Everyone stopped thinking.

Speaker 21 (42:45):
Elvis Durant, phone tap?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
All right, Frocky, what's your phone tap? All about? Today?
Being reached out to us?

Speaker 23 (42:50):
And her uncle has planned a huge family vacation to
the happiest place on Earth. Well, I call him and
tell him that, well, we're going to have to make
a few changes, and you can't bring the whole family
this time.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
All right, here we go listen to.

Speaker 23 (43:03):
Well, yes, I'm looking for Robert. Please speak Hi Robert.
This is Henry also known as Happy Henry from uh Or.
We we're ready to welcome you, and looks like just
under two weeks.

Speaker 8 (43:16):
Oh, Hi, how you doing.

Speaker 23 (43:18):
I'm doing very well. Calling to let you know that
we need to make a quick change here to your reservation. Okay,
I'm going to need to move that by one week,
So instead of arriving on the seventh and leaving on
the fourth, we're going to have you arrive on the
fourteenth and you'll stay until the twenty first. That's well,

(43:41):
what's happened is we've had to make a change. We've
had a family who's a part of our Golden Ears club.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I don't give it some family, well part of our.

Speaker 23 (43:49):
Plan here is we have a Golden Ears Club, and
when we have somebody that's part of the Golden Ears Club,
we have to do everything we can make them.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Happy and make you happy as well. Now this is
happy Henry, Happy Henry.

Speaker 8 (44:00):
I don't give a about any happy years Golden Ears Club.
I have a family trip play and I can't postpone. Listen,
here are you mine? I got twenty seven people flying
in from all over the country and we can't change
two weeks. And I don't know what world you live in,
but this isn't happening, okay, So get you all together
and change some other family with Golden Ears.

Speaker 25 (44:20):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Let me check my mouseka tools here and.

Speaker 10 (44:24):
Tools.

Speaker 23 (44:25):
Somebody sounds awful Grumby today, but it sounds like you
had breakfast with Grumby.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Don't you tell me when I'm going on vacation. You
understand me.

Speaker 18 (44:33):
I tell you when I want to go on vacation.

Speaker 27 (44:35):
So you get your.

Speaker 8 (44:36):
Together and get your mouse cools working and you figure
out what you got to do. You should have my plange.

Speaker 23 (44:42):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, sir, I'm going to ask that
you don't speak that way. We here we're taught not
to talk that way.

Speaker 18 (44:47):
Well, I'm trying to vacation.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 23 (44:51):
I see that you're booked at the Polynesian Resort. I'm
going to do everything I can to accommodate you, sir.
I go with twenty of you to one motel that
we have off the property.

Speaker 18 (45:01):
I'm not moving any motel.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
I'm not just putting up my group.

Speaker 10 (45:03):
This has been planned for a long time.

Speaker 8 (45:05):
You know you're giving me a lot of aggravation here.
You gotta supervisor.

Speaker 23 (45:08):
I could talk to Yes, hold on, I'll put you
on hold for one moment and see what I can do.
Hold on one moment, please, Jesus, just tell them the
whole Where are your mom there?

Speaker 8 (45:19):
Do you believe I was just telling me what I'm
gonna go on vacation, Like, who's tell me when I'm.

Speaker 10 (45:25):
Going on vacation?

Speaker 15 (45:27):
Hi?

Speaker 23 (45:27):
Robert, Yes, Hi, it's Henry. Great to talk to you again.
I wanted to go over here. What we're going to
be able to do for you and your family.

Speaker 18 (45:33):
What you're going to do is tell me that I'm
gonna be there when I'm supposed to be there, when
I scheduled to be there. When I paid my money
to be there.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Okay, well, I'm doing my best to put you here
the week you want to be here.

Speaker 23 (45:43):
But sir, you know you know what. Let's start over. Okay, No,
let's start over and we've all got ears. Let's say cheers.
That's that's our model here.

Speaker 18 (45:52):
What any of mine?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Okay?

Speaker 23 (45:54):
Now I see here, you're also scheduled for a character breakfast.
It won't be with mickin Minnie this time. You're gonna
You're gonna be with Brutus and Sebastian.

Speaker 15 (46:04):
Sebastian, you know what.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I love Brutus. He's one of my favorite characters. I
love you. Underrated, I'm the second. Please, I'm doing this.

Speaker 18 (46:17):
I'll pay for Let me take them all?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Why at this point, Hey Roberts, yes, you know, I'll
tell you what we'll do. What we're gonna do is
how many kids are in the party?

Speaker 10 (46:27):
Twelve?

Speaker 23 (46:28):
You know, we would like to take the twelve kids
and maybe I'd like to let them ride in the
front of the mono rail. Maybe they like to ride
in the front of the mono rail.

Speaker 8 (46:36):
I'm not splitting up his trip by anybody, you know.

Speaker 23 (46:39):
It seems like somebody's got a little poo on them
today as in Winnie the Pooh.

Speaker 8 (46:44):
You're giving me so much, you know, I just want
to come down there.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
And ring Robert. This is Froggy from Helps to Ran
in the Morning Show. Can your niece Dina's phone tapping you?

Speaker 15 (47:01):
Un holy?

Speaker 11 (47:09):
This phontable was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 21 (47:14):
Phone Table Money, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
That was Dran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Hey where's Diamond? You gotta hear what happened to her yesterday?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Diamond and decided to go get some gas in the car,
right I did?

Speaker 10 (47:38):
I did?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
And what happened? And but it was after dark, by
the way, you know one of the rules that you
shouldn't get gas after dark. You just get it, get
it when it's nice in light. But anyway, what happened.

Speaker 24 (47:47):
So the issue is that I had to come back
here yesterday because I left my eye drops.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
We know I have the pink eye.

Speaker 24 (47:54):
I had to come back. So yeah, and I didn't
have gas, so that's why I had to stop. But
a man was walking up to my car with the
squeezey thing that you cleaned the windshields off with yeah, absolutely,
And because I had no cash on me, I yelled, please, sir,
I don't have any money. Please please, I can't. Please

(48:17):
don't touch the car. I don't have any money to
give you. And he goes up, No, I was trying
to tell you that your gas tank is on the
other side. You're on the wrong side.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
And then he walks away, and I realized that he
was cleaning his own car.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
So embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
So what did you do?

Speaker 24 (48:52):
I just put my car in drive and went to
the completely opposite side of the gas station. Because at
this point I can't look this man in his face anymore.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
I'm like, oh my god, I don't know. Why would
you just shut up?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Next it happens, It happens, You're fine. I just can't wait.
I wonder what his story was when he got home.
This girl in the car and thought I was coming.
Oh my gosh, doesn't even.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Know what'side her gas tank.

Speaker 24 (49:20):
That's even more embarrassing, right, Oh God, we always love you, Diamond.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
If there's a story about Diamond, it always involves gas
of some sort. Fair gosh. But that was after dark, right, yeah,
you know, okay, can we have this conversation. I don't know.
I was talking to Gandhi and Danielle about this earlier.
I saw this great list online and I've got to
find it. It's a list of uh it's a list.

(49:52):
It was what tips for women to stay safe, and
I wanted to talk about it. But I don't want
to come across as a a guy, an old, an
old white man trying to tell women how to live
their lives, because I don't go on a little lady,
you know what.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
You know, I don't want to be think that's that's
going to be the case here. I think when you're
trying to give somebody advice to like stay safe, I
will take that from any gender, any race. If you're
worried about me, cool, let me know.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Okay, so all right then I want to do it.
Then it's called attention ladies. I don't know who the author,
the original author was, but I saw it online. I
think it's great advice for men and women. Actually make
sure make sure you fill up your gas tank before sunset.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Good ideas, yep, especially especially if you're by yourself, like
Diamond was, you know, like if you have somebody else
in the car with you, maybe it's a little safer.
But when you buy yourself, it's like, you know.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, weird things go down at the gas station at night.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I tell you what, if I had a daughter, I
would have I would not hesitate in giving and giving
her this advice. Is that a better way to couch?

Speaker 4 (50:54):
That's and my parents, both of them have given me
that advice.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Oh really, make sure you fill up your gas tank
while the sun is out, all right, yeah, because weird
stuff happens at gas stations. You see it all the time, right,
Always keep an extra phone charger with you.

Speaker 7 (51:08):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yep, you know what you say, it's good.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
But do you Nope?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
No, Okay, I have a phone chargers it saying I.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Need to I don't know.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Just make a backup battery type of okay, I guess.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Make sure you make sure if your phone ever gets low,
you have a way to charge it up. Okay. Always
park in well lit areas always.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure, totally.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Before you get into your car, always look in the
back seat always. I haven't do it.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
I haven't do it in my driveway. If I'm leaving
in the morning to go to work, I check the
back seat before I leave for work.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
And especially now that so many people have those automatic
key starters that have to be in your car. People
just leave them in the car and then anyone can
get into your car any time of the day or night,
if it's outside. You've gotta be careful with that stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Well, then add that to the list. Don't leave your
key in the car. Your father sure always look in
your Actually after parking, don't just sit lock your door
as soon as you get in and leave. Wait, yeah,
after parking, just unlock your door as soon as you
get oh yeah, after you when you're coming to your car,
as soon as you get into your car, lock that door. Yep,

(52:14):
all right, always And I.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Think so many people do that too, where they sit
in the car and like check their messages, check their emails.
It's like you get to a place and just sort
of unwind for.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
A second get out of there.

Speaker 23 (52:23):
Yeah, and oftentimes your car is set to lock automatically,
but only once you're moving. You're just sitting there on
the on the phone. Somebody can hop in the car
really fast or steal your car hurt.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Okay, the next one I'm going to read, you will
have the visualization of why I'm reading it and it will,
it will terrify you. Okay, do not park next to
big vans. And if you have to enter your car
from your passenger door, if your driver's site is next
to a van, because the visual is this, you go

(52:56):
to get into your car, the van door opens and
they just pull you in. I know, I know it,
but you know what, Okay, I just want you to
I think this is great advice for everyone.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Yeah, it happens like. There's a reason people are telling
you not to do these things because obviously it's happened
plenty of times in the past. That stuff is real.
It's scary, but it's real.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
This next, yeah, Nate, I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (53:17):
I remember we parked the other day and there was
that creepy van and I said, hey, why don't you
walk on this side?

Speaker 9 (53:23):
You did?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
You know, it doesn't matter who you are. That door
flies open. You don't know what's waiting on the other side.
I mean, Dexter could be in there with his killing
room ready to go. I'm like, oh boy, now this one.
Some may say, well, that's a bit extreme. I don't
think so. If a man is sitting in the car
next to your parked car, go back inside and ask

(53:45):
someone to walk you out.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Okay, now I totally see that, But I think that
and the girls can back me up on this. As women,
a lot of times we tend to put ourselves in
danger because we're afraid of hurting somebody's feelings or making
them feel attacked in any way. So if I were
to walk out to my car and I saw a
sketchy guy sitting in the car next to me, While

(54:08):
I would want to run in and be like, hey,
can somebody walk me out, there's a part of me
that would probably hesitate because I didn't want to hurt
that person's feelings if they weren't doing something. Backets in
our own way all the time, yep.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Yep, that's dangerous. Also, you don't want to impose on
anyone inside, you know. Oh, I don't want to be
in a position. I'm just going to just get in
my car, lock the door. It's gonna be okay.

Speaker 18 (54:28):
I'm just right.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
I know that guy next to me to feel like,
I think he's sketchy, so I don't want to hurt
his feelings. Let me just get in the car. No,
it's okay.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Maybe another way of looking at this, if you see
a man sitting in the car next year says, you're
walking out to your car, just, you know, let your
adrenaline do its thing. Be on alert. Yep, you know.

Speaker 7 (54:45):
I should always be on alert, always know everything around you.
It's so important.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Always use the elevator, not the stairways if you feel
like it's just a little too quiet, you know. Yes,
And even though it says you should always take the
stairs because you know what, it's it's good for you. Well,
it's not good for you if someone's messing.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
With you, right, You never know if someone's lurking.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Heads up, phones down, Yeah, yep, that's a big one. Yeah,
unless you know you're in a locked car and you're
on your way, and even then you're not supposed to
look at your phone put your phone down. Yeah, I
don't know. I feel like it's you know, a down
or I just I want people to be safe because
it's just we live in this world. We have to
stop being so naive to think that, oh, it happens
to other people. You know, it can happen to any

(55:28):
of us.

Speaker 23 (55:29):
And something you said kind of kind of quickly that
you kind of glossed over, is that I think this
is good advice for anyone, not just females. I think
this is no matter who you are, don't put yourself
in a situation where somebody could do something to you.
You're always better to be on alert and make sure
that you're safe. Your safety is so so important and
so key.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
You read these stories every day, you hear the stories
in the news every day, and you're like, oh my god,
such and such an unusual story. Well, no, it's not
an unusual it could have happened to any of us.
It's one second, one beyond guard guard and you're everyone listening.
I'm considering you my daughter right now. I'm giving you
dad advice, okay.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
And don't feel bad about taking care of your safety,
even if there's a chance that might make somebody else
feel bad, because I mean, how many times have we
been walking down the street and you hear footsteps behind
you and you want to turn around and look at someone,
But then you're like, if I do this, they're going
to think that I think they're trying to attack me.
And there have been times where I don't turn around
and look for that reason, And I'm like, why you
could look at somebody who cares if their feelings get hurt,

(56:28):
just look, turn around.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
All right, Okay, we'll move on again. I wish I
knew the author of that, I would totally give them credit.
But I think it's a brilliant thing they wrote. Yeah scary.

Speaker 9 (56:37):
You know, a lot of people don't realize this, but
if you squeeze both sides of your iPhone and you
know where to turn the power off. Right below the
power there's an SOLS red button. You could slide it
to the right. It calls nine to one one immediately.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Well, if you're in a situation where that would work, absolutely,
I always keep that in mind. Good good idea.

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Speaker 27 (57:23):
Waving Elvis Dan in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the morning show.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Uh oh, so Straight and eight.

Speaker 14 (57:33):
Was on the train coming in this morning, and this
gentleman sits across from me because on Metro North the
seats sometimes face one another. And he's sitting there for
a few seconds, and then he reaches into his bag
and pulls out a banana. I'm like, okay, he's gonna
have a banana while he's sitting here on the train.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 14 (57:49):
But then he takes the banana and breaks it in half.
It was a green banana, so you could still snap it.
So he breaks it in half and takes one half
and peels it down and eats it, and then peels
down the other half and eats the other half with
his other hand. So it was like double fisting banana.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I've never seen anyone eat a banana like I have
never Usually you see him in peel from the top
and peel down.

Speaker 14 (58:10):
Yeah, And I'm trying not to look at him, but
I can't help it, because I've never seen anyone eat
a banana in this fashion.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Break anything you eat, and people give you grief. You
eat it for eating it that way?

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Oh yes, like what I bite string cheese and it
stresses everybody else. I don't peel it like the string.
I don't string the string cheese, eat it whole. I
just bite it. And people have called me a serial killer, sociopath.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
And you are those things. But it has nothing to
do with how you eat string cheese.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Coincidence.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
But at the end of the day, it's just cheese.
You can eat it anyway you want. But it does
taste different colding.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
I think it's more satisfying to get the bite of
the cheese. You get more of that little string is
like not really flavorful, but the bite, it's not bite cheese.
Try to bite.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
So okay. The way I eat a dinner roll, I
was taught to eat it to you, pinch off us
a little piece of the dinner roll, and you take
a little bit of butter and you and you butter
that little bite and then you eat it. I don't
open the dinner roll and butter the whole thing. Oh
so I was told, oh, look at you, little dainty
elvis pitching off little pieces, little bites and then buttering

(59:17):
each one. I'm like, well, is that not acceptable to me?

Speaker 4 (59:20):
That's more work?

Speaker 7 (59:21):
Like if you just take the dinner roll, you open
it up right and slather on the butter or whatever
you want to put on it. If you're taking each
piece at a time, that's more work.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
I have a friend who deconstructs sushi. What she orders
the sushi roll. She gets the sushi roll, and then
she picks out each individual thing, and we all want
to kill her for it.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
So they take all the time to roll the sushi,
and then she unrolls it and eats it, eats the
little piece like compartmentalizing each the little nugget.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Yes, totally insults the sushi stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
We have a couple of calls here, Jessica, Brianna, Amanda, Mary, Annie,
good morning. Oh hello Jessica, how are you?

Speaker 8 (59:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Bye, I'm doing okay listening to us on why one
hundred Miami. Thank you for calling. Do you all your
friends listen? Who was down there?

Speaker 24 (01:00:01):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I love that. Hey. So we're talking about the weird
way people eat foods, and so do you get strange
looks when you eat a certain food a certain way?

Speaker 31 (01:00:11):
Yes, I eat cucumbers whole or like, I don't know,
sweet peppers or the little baby sweet peppers.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
I'll just eat them whole.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I don't so you'll eat like you'll eat like a
red pepper like an apple.

Speaker 32 (01:00:25):
Yeah, yes, I do that weekend.

Speaker 31 (01:00:28):
Yeah, this past weekend, I was at a family member's
house and I don't know that. They were giving the
kids cucumbers as snacks and I was just like, oh,
just take one. And she's like, okay, you want me
to cut it up?

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
And I was like, no, just take it and what Okay,
that's funny, but you eat it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
That.

Speaker 31 (01:00:44):
I thought it was pretty normal.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
I don't know she eats it like an apple, I know,
but like on a cucumber, it has that you peel
it usually first and then.

Speaker 18 (01:00:51):
Cut it out.

Speaker 31 (01:00:53):
Cucumber, I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Don't waste that skin.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Pesticide.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
But the peppers are really good if you take, like
especially when you can get the little baby ones. Dip
them in a little salad dressing and they are great snacks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Do you dip vegeables? You just eat them like they are.

Speaker 31 (01:01:13):
I'll eat them like they are, or I'll do what
Danielle said, same thing. I'll dip it into some vegan
rants or something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, that's so cool, Jessica. Growing up with gardens, we
would just eat stuff right off the vine. I mean
there's no dip out there.

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 31 (01:01:26):
Hey, I eat tomatoes just right off our vine here.
I have a little garden.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
I'll just I think that's a healthier way to eat. Probably, Jessica,
don't let me. Don't let people make fun of you.

Speaker 29 (01:01:36):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
All right, Thanks you guys so much.

Speaker 31 (01:01:38):
I love you guys. I just want to tell you
you guys are the best.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Oh, thank you, Thank you so much. Jessica, have a
beautiful day. Hello, Amanda, also listening to why One. Maybe
we're just on there. That's okay. Hey, so Amanda, you
eat foods in a way that people make fun of.

Speaker 14 (01:01:54):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
How is that?

Speaker 13 (01:01:57):
So?

Speaker 32 (01:01:57):
What I do is I get potatoes, peel them, and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
I eat them all Oh god, no, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Initial reaction from Gandhi is there? Why are you gotding her?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Because I don't even like a cold French Frame'm like,
this tastes like potato. Potato. I can't imagine voluntarily just
taking that down.

Speaker 26 (01:02:14):
Good for you, it's not that bad.

Speaker 32 (01:02:17):
I mean, add a little salt to it.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
And it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Okay. At the end of the day, it's a root vegetable,
just like a carrot. It's a little different in flavoring,
But I mean I can see you doing it, Amanda.
Don't let people make fun of you. You're okay by
our way anyway?

Speaker 10 (01:02:31):
Yes I am.

Speaker 32 (01:02:32):
I'm fine with it all right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Thank you. Go eat your raw potatoes. Hello, Brianna, Hi,
listening to us on Z one hundred in New York.
Oh we got one?

Speaker 19 (01:02:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (01:02:44):
What is it?

Speaker 16 (01:02:45):
You eat?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
And you are poked fun at?

Speaker 33 (01:02:49):
I put cookies inside of a glass and then pour
milk over it, and then I mash.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It up a cookie mash.

Speaker 30 (01:02:57):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Brody does that too?

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
You do that too?

Speaker 34 (01:02:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I like to do it, really, I do a lot
of times with fig Newton's.

Speaker 9 (01:03:03):
I let them sit in the milk. Then the crumbs
come off.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
You eat the figs, and then the crumbs are in
the milk.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
Still do you eat the ants from the fig milk?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
All figs tastes like they have ants in them?

Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
So, Brianna, do people give you hell for pouring milk
over your cookies and turning into a cookie mash all
the time?

Speaker 33 (01:03:20):
People think it's extremely disgusting. I actually, after three years,
just saw my boyfriend try it because he had to
see what all the hype was about, and he admitted,
this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
See, oh I couldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
I feel like the consistency of it, like the bushiness.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
What it's like a like a melted blizzard from dairy queen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I'm in like act what it is? All right, Brianna,
We love you, Thank you for thank you for listening.
So so far, I haven't heard anything that disgusts me.
You hate to put the raw potato cold, It's like
a weirdness.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Hello, Liz, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Liz, good morning. So you live on Long Island, which
is famous for their very fresh corn on the cob. Correct, Yeah, no,
absolutely out there. So you when you eat a corn
off the cob, how do you eat it?

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
I eat it one kernel out of time so that
I don't get it in my teeth because it just
it really bothers me to pick stuff out of my
teeth and it just grosses me out. So I take
my time and I eat it one at a time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
So how do you get the kernel off the corn cop.

Speaker 20 (01:04:22):
So really it's it's really strange.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Once you get like one kernel off the end, you
can kind of like loosen the rest of them and
they all come out perfectly when you actually see the
like the cor the cop at the end of it,
it's completely clean, like a bird ate it. It's it's
really freaking weird.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
And people give you hell, don't they.

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
My family has been making fun of me since I
can't even remember, and I try not to do it
in front of like new friends or people that don't
know me, or if I'm not at like a restaurant
or something, because otherwise it does take me a bit longer.
But sometimes I'll just cut it right off the cop.
But my family gives me hell for it, and they'll
sit there and watch me, because I.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
Would think it would take you a lot longer to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Yeah, she says, it takes longer.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
I'd be like, could you hurry up so we can go?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, we gotta. We have dessert waiting, all right, listen,
it's worth it though. You eat that corn anyway you want, girl,
It's all up to you. I never thought i'd say
that mind to someone. Thank you you eat that corn?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
You eat that corn corner at the time, girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yes, if I saw someone doing one at a time
and we were in a hurry, I'd slap that corn
right out of their hand. Come on, no more corn
for you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
What at a time?

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Find a different vegetables?

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Hey, Mary Annie, how are you?

Speaker 18 (01:05:36):
Hi?

Speaker 30 (01:05:36):
I'm good?

Speaker 18 (01:05:36):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
You're doing well? Okay? What do you eat that makes
people freak out? And how do you eat it?

Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
Well?

Speaker 20 (01:05:42):
First of all, besides the raw potatoes thing.

Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
I feel like I do all that other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Okay, all right, but.

Speaker 20 (01:05:49):
I eat my little Debbie's really strange debbie sneckcakes.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Yes, like you don't have to cut with the hearts
and the Christmas.

Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
Trees and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
I like these Swiss rolls.

Speaker 10 (01:05:59):
Oh yeah, And I eat Swiss rolls weird too?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
How you do it?

Speaker 18 (01:06:03):
Weird? As I think it's the cake.

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
So I peel off the frosting, I put it on
the side.

Speaker 10 (01:06:09):
I eat the cake. Then I go back and I
eat the frosting.

Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
You know what, I know a lot of people who
do that with cupcakes and stuff, because the frosting is
the best.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Part save it. You're eating cake with a frosting Chaser's exactly,
you know. Someone, Mary Annie, someone actually said, uh, they
keep their cupcake frosting intact on the cupcake, but they
turn it over and eat the frosting on the bottom.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Oh, that's a good way.

Speaker 20 (01:06:35):
I've done that too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Well, don't if you keep in mind, that means the
frosting hits the tongue first. All right, try that.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Maybe try that and see what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Thanks for listening to us, Mary, Annie, I'm okay. You
can eat the frosty.

Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
I listened to you every single morning, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
We love you. You have cake for dinner and you
have frosting for dessert.

Speaker 25 (01:06:55):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Hello? Amy, Hello, good morning, good morning. So if I
d a dozen Dunkin donuts over there to you right now,
how would you eat your donuts?

Speaker 35 (01:07:03):
I would completely flatten them, and they taste so much better.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Now, how do you flatten them with an iron or how.

Speaker 15 (01:07:10):
Do you do that?

Speaker 12 (01:07:12):
No, I don't iron them.

Speaker 35 (01:07:13):
I stick them in between a paper towel and I
just smash my.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Hands down on top of it. That's awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:07:21):
They taste so much better.

Speaker 35 (01:07:22):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 12 (01:07:23):
You have to try it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Well, don't do it. If it's a jelly donut, that
could be kind of mess.

Speaker 12 (01:07:26):
Yeah, that little messy.

Speaker 26 (01:07:30):
I don't recommend that.

Speaker 35 (01:07:31):
But I also flatten my cheeseburger.

Speaker 34 (01:07:33):
You need to try that, Jill, So.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
You like flattened foods I'm gonna smish.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
On my show today.

Speaker 35 (01:07:38):
They taste so much better.

Speaker 25 (01:07:40):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
You people need to keep in mind. The shape and
the way that the different ingredients fall on the food
you're eating will totally change the way you taste it
if you mix it up, because what hits the tongue first.
That's why I always talk about eating a cheeseburger upside down,
because that puts the cheese on the bottom closer to
the tongue. So when you first take the bite, you

(01:08:01):
get the condiments and the cheese first, you can understand.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
What absolutely it makes sense to me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
So if you don't want to turn your cheeseburger upside down,
then leave it right side up and you go upside down.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Yeah, or put the stuff on the bottom button, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
What I'm saying. Yeah, all right, one more call because
I'm getting hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
I'm so starving right now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Let's see Hello, is it Jessica?

Speaker 24 (01:08:22):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
What are you eating? In a different way? That makes
people kind of crazy.

Speaker 13 (01:08:27):
No matter what food I'm eating, I always eat the
middle of the food last. Like if I was eating pizza,
I'd eat if like, I'd eat the crust and then
the very tip and then I'd work my way.

Speaker 10 (01:08:40):
To the middle.

Speaker 13 (01:08:41):
Or a hot dog, I'd take one bite to the side,
flip it over, take a bite, and then work my
way to the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Now, why is that? I wonder what happened to you
as a child.

Speaker 33 (01:08:50):
I'm not sure. No, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:08:53):
I just I feel like my favorite.

Speaker 10 (01:08:56):
Bite is the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Why not eat it anyway you want? Yeah, I mean
let him make fun of you. You know what I'm
saying that makes you special?

Speaker 32 (01:09:05):
Yeah, it's trying to mess you.

Speaker 13 (01:09:06):
Sometimes if I have a nice, big, juicy cheeseburger and
I'm fumble in with the middle last, but it's worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
But my question is this, who wrote the rules on
how you have to eat something? There's no rule, there's
no direction book.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
No, it's not like rules of etiquette. Don't be a
weird eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Like you want, eat dessert first.

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
I'm just not disgusting people out at the table. Then
you're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Thanks for listening to Jessica.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 13 (01:09:32):
Hi.

Speaker 15 (01:09:33):
This is.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
And you're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I feel like doing something dangerous today you remember, Okay,
go with me to your childhood. Okay, do you remember
when you were to eat a kid? You used to
do things that were dangerous, like you jump off the
rooftops into pools or whatever. You would catch and play
with spiders.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Totally.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yes, you wouldn't do that now.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
I would.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Shoot fireworks at friends.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Yes, I wouldn't do that now I've learned not to.

Speaker 23 (01:10:12):
You did that, Froggy, Of course I did that. I
had my friend Andy Burkhart. He lived across the street
from me, and he would stand in his driveway and
we would shoot bottle rockets at each other.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Of course, you would destroy stuff in old buildings full
of asbestos.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Totally.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Look, you know we were a kid. You're gonna live forever.

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
And that man of stuff we used to get away
with in our old building. Oh my gosh, Scotty b
like led the charge with that, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
But you know what, Alex, My Alex and his friend Matt.
They taze each other, like, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
I don't think I can get on that level.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
No, just yet, filling around on staircases, you're gonna fall,
Oh yeah, for sure? Straight it. You can't talk you
of a giant, I just swallowed donut in your mouth.

Speaker 14 (01:10:56):
So on vacation, we were talking about the four of us,
Brandon and Gandhi and Heather and myself. I was the
only one that had never been pepper sprayed in my life.
So Gandhi's like, you want to be pepper sprayd Now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
I wanted to say, you did, Froggy, how was it?

Speaker 23 (01:11:12):
I worked at a grocery store and there was an
elderly woman. She was finished with her cart, I thought,
and so I walked over to get the cart, and
she thought I was attacking her, and she turned around
and sprayed me in the face with peppers.

Speaker 24 (01:11:26):
For her.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Wouldn't be good for her?

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Good for her?

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Froggy looks doing my job.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
He was the cart guy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Yes, but she will not be messed with. That's that's important.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
Okay, Oh my god.

Speaker 23 (01:11:39):
Anyway, it's the worst ever. You cannot you the harder
you rub your rye, you put water, the worst it is.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
They build it to last.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Someone to send a texted. They used to have bby
gun wars.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
We used to do that too, without a doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Been hit with a baby.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Yeah, and it hurts, it does. Paintball's hurt.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
Paintball's really hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
All right, So today do something dangerous? Brent, you too
used to get into BB gun wars.

Speaker 25 (01:12:03):
Oh yeah, absolutely all the time with my friend Justin
when we were younger.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Well, I mean, did anyone get hurt? I mean those
things hurt.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
They I mean they staying.

Speaker 25 (01:12:13):
We tried to the first time we did it, we
kind of didn't have it. We were in the summertime.
But then like we would be leaving the house beneath
each other. My mom would be like, why do you
have so much clothes on? It's like ninety degrees outside,
and We're like, no reason. So you would eat the glasses,
nothing like that. It was just two little hellions running around.
Basically you would pad up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
I mean, how old were you when you were doing
BB gun wars?

Speaker 10 (01:12:38):
Uh?

Speaker 25 (01:12:38):
Probably like honestly, probably eight or nine. And they weren't
like the old fashioned like gun gun guns, like you
just you know, do it. One time it was like
you pumped it up five six times and it was
like here I come o, God, yeah, I couldn't do that.
It was pretty serious.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
My eye would roll right out of my head. How
did you get hit in the eye?

Speaker 25 (01:12:58):
All right?

Speaker 18 (01:12:58):
Brent.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Look, you know what, all these stupid ass things we
did as kids, we survived. We did with the stuff
you eat, the stuff off the floor and stuff. We're
still alive, all right, Brent, Thank you very much. Hello Crystal? Hello,
So what did you do? Dangerous? And you're still alive
to talk about it?

Speaker 29 (01:13:16):
It wasn't me, but I still think it's crazy that
my husband and his best friend, Tony threw darts in
the dark at each other, like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Real darts, the pointed, real.

Speaker 29 (01:13:30):
Dartboard darts at each other in the dark until Tony
got one.

Speaker 18 (01:13:34):
In the head.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
It's not funny. Did it stick in his head?

Speaker 25 (01:13:41):
Yes, it did.

Speaker 29 (01:13:42):
They had to take him to the emergency room to
get it removed.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Oh my gosh, but he lived to town. We're all here,
all right, Crystal. Thank you your husband. I don't know.
I don't know if I don't know about this guy
you married, I'm not thinking good things about that guy.
What my brother?

Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
What are these silver ninja stars? And he used to
play with his friends. He used to fling them like frisbees,
but they were pointy and sharp.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Yeah yeah, I got my big toe chopped off by
a machete. Wait you had a toe chopped off. Froggy. Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:14:13):
So my friend and I were doing some lawn stuff
and he's like, I bet you can't kick that branch
in half. So I leaned it up against the side
of a house and I tried to kick it, and
right when I tried to kick it, he went to
chop it with a machete and he chopped my big
toe off. We had my parents had to rush me
to the emergency room and have my toe reattached.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Not that I'm a creeper or anything, but you do
seem to have all your toes. I have looked at
your feature. Yep, I'll show you that. You can still
see the perfect circle all the way around where they
had to sew it back on again.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Can you feel anything in that thing?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
No, it's just it works, but I can't feel anything.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
We're start at it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
We just start throwing stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
Over there.

Speaker 21 (01:14:56):
Elvis durand phone tag?

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Did you ever go with the phone typ scary? What's
your phone tap all about?

Speaker 21 (01:15:00):
Today?

Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
So Lily wants to phone tap her sister Eileen. They
are a Chinese family who took over a Japanese restaurant
and the health department did a surprise visit on Saturday night.
The inspectors wrote a whole bunch of stuff down and
then they left. So Lily wanted me to call the
restaurant and pretend I'm the inspector from the other night
calling back with some of our findings.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Scary the health inspector shows up today's phone t help you, Lily.

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
Hey, it's Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Is Eileen around? Is now a good time?

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Okay? Can she pick up to the line and you
just listen in on this phone too?

Speaker 20 (01:15:39):
Oh yeah, yeah? And so Ilean how department is from
the other night?

Speaker 18 (01:15:46):
All do they want?

Speaker 10 (01:15:48):
I don't know?

Speaker 9 (01:15:52):
Is this Eileen now?

Speaker 18 (01:15:54):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
Yes, this is This is Norman Gadget from the their
All Department of Health. We made the inspections to your restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Yes I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
I'm calling to follow up regarding what we witnessed the
other night.

Speaker 27 (01:16:06):
You say we passed.

Speaker 9 (01:16:07):
That's actually not only half the truth. We take notes
and then we actually call back regarding sanitary grades. So
we noticed at the hand washing facility there was no
soap in the soap dispenser.

Speaker 18 (01:16:19):
No, we always we always have soap, and we have
a sink in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
I didn't see that. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 29 (01:16:25):
Can I can?

Speaker 20 (01:16:26):
I can take a picture for you.

Speaker 22 (01:16:27):
You saw.

Speaker 9 (01:16:28):
Well, that's easy now for you to say, I'm just
gonna throw soap in the dispenser.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
And take a picture of it.

Speaker 18 (01:16:32):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 20 (01:16:33):
I talked with her the other day that you know that.

Speaker 10 (01:16:36):
She never listened to me.

Speaker 23 (01:16:38):
Let me, let me.

Speaker 20 (01:16:40):
I told him to wash the low frequently, Lily.

Speaker 18 (01:16:43):
I told her, Lily, shut up, Lily.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Wow, that's very unsanitary.

Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
We didn't even catch that.

Speaker 10 (01:16:48):
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 20 (01:16:51):
First of all, what is your name?

Speaker 9 (01:16:53):
My name is Norman Norman Gadget, Inspector Gadget.

Speaker 20 (01:16:57):
I remember Norman Lely Leterly really little.

Speaker 10 (01:17:02):
Yeah, that's him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Did you know that there was evidence of mice in
the facility's food areas.

Speaker 18 (01:17:07):
There are no mice in our restaurant. We shouldn't do
that a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
Yes, there were no mind, there were droppings.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
You remember me pointing to the one employee who was
not wearing rubber gloves.

Speaker 18 (01:17:18):
Right, I don't remember that. I will really let down
the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
We're gonna have to shut you down.

Speaker 18 (01:17:26):
You cannot hold our restaurants down like that are the rules.

Speaker 9 (01:17:29):
I saw that there was cold food items held above
forty one degrees. You know that that's illegal, right.

Speaker 10 (01:17:34):
We have a in there.

Speaker 18 (01:17:36):
It does not say over forty one degrees.

Speaker 9 (01:17:38):
I suspect that your spicy salmon is more like spicy salmonilla.

Speaker 20 (01:17:41):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 9 (01:17:43):
No, I'm being honest.

Speaker 20 (01:17:49):
Why listen you know what? Just come one one time
right now and check around you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
And so you want me to come down right now
to check?

Speaker 10 (01:17:59):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:17:59):
No, literally, I talk to sail him talk you got
you got?

Speaker 25 (01:18:04):
You got your whole used door.

Speaker 10 (01:18:06):
I'm a la.

Speaker 18 (01:18:07):
Yeah, I'm going to clear your supervisor.

Speaker 9 (01:18:10):
You your place is filthy. I'm shutting you down.

Speaker 20 (01:18:13):
Don't believe you.

Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
You are your spider Roll has spiders?

Speaker 18 (01:18:16):
You can I shut me dragging you?

Speaker 9 (01:18:18):
Why is your angry dragon roll? Why is it angry
because they've been dragging across your filthy floor?

Speaker 20 (01:18:22):
We have a clean Jampanese high show every night.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Maybe I am because you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 18 (01:18:29):
We got.

Speaker 34 (01:18:32):
What do we get?

Speaker 22 (01:18:33):
You?

Speaker 15 (01:18:33):
Are you talking about your younger sister Lily?

Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
Got you Eileen?

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
My name is Scary Jones who helps the end of
the Morning Show.

Speaker 15 (01:18:39):
This is a joke.

Speaker 18 (01:18:41):
What shes this is?

Speaker 10 (01:18:44):
This is a did not help inspector.

Speaker 18 (01:18:46):
No, you are not in.

Speaker 11 (01:18:55):
This phone tap was pre recorded permission granted by All.

Speaker 21 (01:18:59):
Email in the Morning shown on.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Hey have you seen these shirts? The I Love Elvis
Durant shirts?

Speaker 10 (01:19:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
No, all right here, hold on, I'm holding it up
in the zoom room. There they are that I heeart
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. So I saw these online.
I'm like, oh, wow, those are cool. Who's selling those?
Not us?

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
Oh it's not us.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
No, it's not it's it's actually, you know, it's look
no offense. But this is a trademark show. And you know,
if you you know, if you print up shirts they
say I Love Elvis Dran the Morning Show and it's
not us and you're making money off of it, then
technically it's illegal.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
But those are our colors and everything.

Speaker 14 (01:19:58):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
But here's the here's my problem. I don't have a
problem with it. I'm okay. So I'm online on this
on the on Instagram. It's called Kimberly's Trendy Boutique. And
I saw these several weeks ago, and I just I
liked it. I'm like, oh, I like that shirt. That's
us Wait wait, wait a minute, who's selling this? You
can buy them? Okay? So yeah, technically it's illegal.

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
Yeah, but I have a problem with it because she's
promoting our show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
I think it's correct.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Well, but she's making money off of it, right, that's
the problem. Well, but my problem again is I don't
have a problem with it. Look, it's Kimberly's trendy boutique.
You can look it up on Instagram. Feel free to
go buy as many shirts as you want. She's obviously
I'm hoping I want to talk to her. I hope
she's a fan of the show. Now, look, if it
was like Nike or someone like that selling all this
trand merchant, I said, then I would have an issue.

(01:20:47):
Will I want to go in for the cut?

Speaker 15 (01:20:49):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
And they would never do that. They have attorneys that
would tell them not to do it. Obviously, Kimberly didn't
checking an attorney, didn't ask anyone permission. And again, I'm
fine with it. It goes back to the Remember those
morning shows. There was one up in Vermont that was
ripping us off. Yes, they would actually listen to a
phone tap and they would write it down word for word,

(01:21:11):
and they would act it out and they would play
them back on their show guns before you were here,
And it's scary, likes an outrage. You're ripping a show off.
And I'm like, I don't care.

Speaker 16 (01:21:21):
Let him do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
I love see that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
Pissed me off.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
The same show with Chantell's Big Box, the same place
that pissed me.

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Off because we did all the work and then they
went back and didn't do anything but transcribe the work.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
We're doing. We're doing the work, and she's selling shirts
off of our show. That's not right.

Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
Like if if I started was promoting the show Frog,
at least she promoting the show. Chantell was not promoting
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
She was promoting her boy.

Speaker 23 (01:21:49):
If I went today and started Froggy's boutique and I
started selling shirts with like the New York Giants logo
on them, or the Jets logo or the Buccaneer's logo.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
They would they would they would sue me. They would
say do that, they would see you it's the same thing,
and I had, but I'm telling it's not. I mean,
I don't care it's like, I don't get upset at this.
I hope Kimberly's boutique sells a billion of them. I
want I think that's great. I love the fact that
she just said, screw it, I'm just gonna sell them.
You know, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
I don't care if she sells a billion of them.
Are we then going to say, okay, now you owe
with some of that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
I don't think she's going to sell a billion.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
No, but for all of us, I she sells a billion,
by the way, I don't know, cheaper than ours.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Thirty six dollars. Why I want to cut? I want
to cut. I thought they were like ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
It's expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Oh no, I want her to I want her to
charge a little more. That's an expensive of Disney characters.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
On them too, Okay, Disney stepond Okay, I can help
her with those.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
That's a copyright infringement. But if if she wants to
sell the the I love Elvis tram in the Morning
Show shirts for thirty six dollars, it's an Etsy it's
an Etsy account, then you know, okay, you know, I'll
keep an eye on it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
But you know, whatever, It's like when I used to
do children's birthday parties and the place I worked for
didn't want to pay for the rights. So when somebody
would want like Rapunzel to come, they wouldn't ask for
we want the princess with the long hair, like yeah,
like they wouldn't give him the names, you know?

Speaker 18 (01:23:28):
Do you have that?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Do you have Joanne on the phone? Yeah? Is Nate
not listening today?

Speaker 24 (01:23:34):
Nate? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Do you have Joanne on the phone?

Speaker 11 (01:23:37):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Why Why are we having a communication issue with you
and me? Hello, it's here? Why you're not even looking
at me? I'm like screen pants listening to you for
the past thirty I asked him if she was on
the phone, and he won't didn't even answer me. Thought
you were asking scary. No, you're the guy. You're my guy.

(01:24:01):
Joanne is on the phone. She's live with you now, okay,
tank you I'm doing fine. So do you You went
onto this boutique's website and you bought this shirt thirty
six dollars worth?

Speaker 15 (01:24:14):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Was it thirty six when you bought it too?

Speaker 30 (01:24:16):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
It was that's so expensive?

Speaker 20 (01:24:20):
And what it was it was the Elvis story on
fan page and it said mister Michael Oppenheimer is my
favorite telemarketer.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Oh wait, wait, there's another shirt for mister Michael. Mister
Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 21 (01:24:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Hold on, scary though, to cut on that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:37):
That's my character that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
Miss Marshcallopsis is feeling a little left out right now.
I'm just saying she's an old lady. Have some respect,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Okay, So thirty six dollars for the I Love Elvis
Frane Morning Show shirt it was is the Michael Oppenheimer's
shirt the same price. I didn't see that on the list, So.

Speaker 20 (01:24:57):
My question was was a little kay that I bought it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Okay, everyone else on the show is but hurt over it,
and but I and it's my name. Basically, I don't,
I don't should I have a problem with this. I
don't have a problem with it. I'm okay, look, you
know I I don't. But on the other hand, I
don't want to set an example where everyone's gonna come
up with the officetra and shirt, you know, and also

(01:25:24):
you know all these people who are selling on Etsy
and you know these online people. I don't want them
to think that they can start like ripping people off
and get away with it, you know, So I don't
want to set a bad example there. But at the
same time, I'm flattered that she did the and it's
a great design she designed. She did a great job.
So I mean, I'm assuming it's a she. I don't know,

(01:25:45):
did you Did you actually talk to this person or
you just ordered off the mail or mail order I
dis ordered.

Speaker 20 (01:25:52):
I haven't gotten it yet.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Oh oh, okay, well let's keep an eye on that,
because yeah, yeah, how long.

Speaker 20 (01:25:59):
I go to Danielle's person for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
This little thing say that again your phone.

Speaker 20 (01:26:06):
I'm sorry I sent Danielle President showed him. Sure that
said I am the squirrel King.

Speaker 7 (01:26:11):
Oh yes, he got that. I am the squirrel King. Share,
thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
I remember see him wearing hold on, hold on, hold on,
jo went, how long ago did you order the Elvis
Draine Morning Show shirt from this this person?

Speaker 20 (01:26:25):
About a week ago, maybe a couple of days ago.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Okay, so it still hasn't had time to arrive. All right, Yeah,
will you let us know if you win or if
you don't receive it. I'd like to know more about that.

Speaker 20 (01:26:36):
Of course I can send it to you guys if
you want.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's okay, but but
I appreciate you letting us know though, I very much.
I saw this shirt online weeks ago and I thought
it was I was very impressed, and I realized I
don't know who's making money off of us. But it's okay,
all right, listen, listen, thanks for listening to us, Joeanne.
You go have a great day. Enjoy your shirt when
he gets there.

Speaker 20 (01:26:56):
Okay, Okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Okay, bye bye. Yeah, okay, it's illegal. I mean, so
is speeding, you know, speed all the time in my car.

Speaker 9 (01:27:07):
Somebody came up with a great idea. In the text message,
they say that they think that this woman should donate
the profits of these shirts to the Phone Tap Fund.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
I can think of much more worthy organizations that need
her money.

Speaker 10 (01:27:23):
Off.

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
Okay, Scarry, you were wearing your shirt the other day
that said Michael Oppenheimer is my favorite dome Mark.

Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
It's the shirt that she spoke of. Yeah, they sent
one to me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
It has my name on the shirts aka Scary Jones.
So are they selling them?

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Yeah, it's it's it's right there next to the other
the Elvis the rand shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Does it bother you that they're they're selling a shirt
with your character's name on there, and you're not getting
a penny off of it.

Speaker 9 (01:27:47):
At first, I was a little taken aback by it,
But you're making it. You're actually softening the blow, and
you're actually making a good case, Elvis. I'm actually less
offended the fact that you're not offended because I'm part
of your brand. See now she's coming out with a
whole line of shirts. Apparently she's making shirts about everybody
on the show, so it's each individual person up to there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
You know, well, I will tell you this, you know,
iHeart could have a problem with it, but I don't know.
I haven't heard from him. What's what's Should we.

Speaker 14 (01:28:13):
At least get approval if they're making his shirt, you
know about us, should we at least get approval on
that on this new leg merchandise.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Look, if it was if it was offensive, or if
it was really not tasteful at all, would we would
stick the dogs on them? I have no problem doing that.
But I don't see a problem. I think it looks
like a nice shirt. It looks good and okay, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
Yeah, I would have thought it came from us. She's
doing a good job.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
No, actually, it's better than the crap we put out.
I think her shirt's much better than anything. I'm kidding.
I will tell you there was one year we did
a Z one hundred concert out at Nassau Coliseum along Island,
and when we were leaving, there were these guys out
in the parking lot selling Z one hundred shirts and
they were cool. They were total bootleg. They were much

(01:28:59):
cooler and the ones we were selling inside. So I've
got one, I'm like, oh, buy one.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
Scott used to go out there and he used to
be like the patrol for that. He would go and
he would take the shirts away from all the bootleggers
and yell at them.

Speaker 18 (01:29:12):
And know that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
I think I spent thirty dollars I bought our own
bootleg shirt. It was a rainbow shirt. It was really cool,
all right? So who who is ripping us off to?
How are you going to rip us off? We want
to hear from you now? You want to start a
new Elvis Drane morning show line of what name it?

Speaker 10 (01:29:28):
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:29:31):
Would you be offended, Elvis if she started printing copies
of your book where do I begin? And selling those?

Speaker 25 (01:29:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
See, that's those those books actually belong to Simon Schuster
that they would have a big problem with it. I
only get a little, teeny tiny piece of that anyway.
So what about Okay, Nate, Nate needs to have like
a blood spattered shirt. Yeah, he says, what, I'm not
a murderer.

Speaker 14 (01:29:55):
Yeah, Nate is a murderer. I wouldn't approve of that,
because you know, I'm not a murderer. And then she's
having random people walking around with that shirt that says
I'm a murderers, perpetuating this myth.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
What what would Danielle's shirt be like, listen, curse words
or I steal bananas from the grocery store.

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
No, I don't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
You hang up, Gandhi, what's gandhi shirt going to say?

Speaker 19 (01:30:21):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Would you have?

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
It's just a.

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
Pingure of her token up.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
I think, yeah, take that, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Or every animal in the world and Gandhi in the
middle of the ball.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
Yes, said hello.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
Anyway, not offended, but not yet. We're gonna We're gonna
monitor this situation. What's that scary.

Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
Naughty cookie box they're selling? Hello, Lady Penis cookies?

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
All right, I don't know. I want to go there.
Uncle Johnny could have a problem with Hello, Lady Penis cookies.
That's funny. I don't know this, it's kind of funny.
I was just thinking, like the things in this world
that set me off and things that don't, maybe I

(01:31:04):
should reverse those. Maybe the things that I should be
mad at and I'm not I should be mad at,
you know, and the things that I do be mad at,
I should just let them go.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
You want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
Morning Show, I'll kill you tell mister Rand's after party.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 27 (01:31:23):
A podcast we record daily when the morning show is finished.
Listen on the iHeart radio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
That's the after party.

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
Mister Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis ter Ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
All right, so you watch a movie. It's got intrigue,
murder and love, but also it's got music. It's got big,
huge orchestra sound and sometimes a hit song that you'll
hear us play on the radio. Music helps make a movie, right,
we all agree, absolutely, yes. So that's what got Gandhi

(01:32:09):
all up and in this idea to do movie theme music.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
Yes, in a call, and it's not going to be
anything that has words. It's just the music you heard
in the back of a movie while you were watching
it in the background. And I think you're gonna get
these all right, So.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
You have to really know your movies. Yes, it's now
time to play what's the name of the thing? Movie
music theme?

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Danielle, come up with a name movie movie is this from?

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Yes, I get it. Let's play What movie is this from?

Speaker 7 (01:32:47):
I dunk deep for that one, guys, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
What movie is this from?

Speaker 25 (01:32:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
I'm write down all right. So you really need to
know your movies and your music. Okay, did you know
how it is when we have a contestant come on
and they don't know any of the answers, it's yeah,
it's sad and.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Yes it infuriates our listeners and then we get all them.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Pick a better contestant?

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Nate, right, so call Nate, Nate. You gotta get a
good contestant, please do. I am like the captain of
you don't always know. There's been like one clunker out
of like don't we meet? We meet great people, but
sometimes a great person isn't enough. They need to know
their movie music, Nate. Yeah, they're calling you now.

Speaker 14 (01:33:32):
I know you've got to counting to the delay, Elvis,
there's eighteen seconds seconds call.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
It call in eighteen seconds ago. What movie is this from?

Speaker 5 (01:33:42):
Woo?

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
It's very prescriptive.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
You know exactly what.

Speaker 7 (01:33:47):
You're gonna get exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:33:48):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
So you're gonna hear some music from movies, not any
There's no lyrics in here, right, it's just the movie
music that's in the background.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Yes, just the theme music.

Speaker 33 (01:33:58):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
We have don a fabulous contestant calling him from a Tawanda, Pennsylvania.
Is that you, Donnie?

Speaker 15 (01:34:06):
Hello lady?

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Well, hello ya? All right, well, here we go. These
are all beautiful pieces of music featured in huge, huge
box office winners. Okay, and uh, we're going to give
you ten dollars for every single correct answer. All right,
big money, big money.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Song number one, go.

Speaker 15 (01:34:30):
Is Donnie je Disney Parluth, Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
That's who ten dollars, big money. All right, here's song
number two. Donnie, listen to this.

Speaker 15 (01:34:46):
This gave me a love for dinosaurs and Ross Yeller.
This is Jurassic Park.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Yeah, he's flying through one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
I know you're flying through with flying colors.

Speaker 11 (01:34:57):
No tool.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
You may not have a life, but you got twenty dollars.
Here we go. Here is movie song number three.

Speaker 15 (01:35:10):
Oh, this is uh Norman's fate. Oh my god, why
can't I think of it? Knife in the shower? Oh no,
we don't this this well a serial killer? But I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Oh God, do you want to pass and come back
to it?

Speaker 15 (01:35:28):
Yeah, let's pass and come back.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Okay, we'll come back to it. I'll let you do that, okay. So, uh,
movie song number four, Oh, this is jos Josh. Yes,
that's just what we call Danielly. All right. Here's movie
song number five.

Speaker 15 (01:35:55):
I don't want to say anything because I love the song,
but this is Titanic.

Speaker 24 (01:35:58):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Say some movies, Donnie, Yeah, one, two, three, yea, you
got you got forty dollars so far? All right, let
me know if you have ever want to go back
to number three. Okay, but here's song number six from
a movie that you probably saw several times.

Speaker 15 (01:36:14):
Oh, Star Wars, Yeah, wore.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
That's a I don't want to hear the whole thing,
all right. Here is movie song number seven.

Speaker 15 (01:36:28):
I don't remember which one it is, but it's home alone.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Yeah, I tell you god, this guy you're doing great, Donnie,
you are killing it except for that song number three.
He's running the table a right, here's a second too.

Speaker 15 (01:36:40):
That's what kills me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Here's a oh it could kill you. There's a club
think all right? Song number eight? What movie is this from?

Speaker 15 (01:36:51):
Oh boy, I've actually never seen it, but I'm gonna
shoot a guest and say, godfather.

Speaker 10 (01:36:58):
You got it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Oh my god, Yeah you should see those I know.

Speaker 15 (01:37:04):
That's what I hear. They're fantastic movie. Song number nine,
This would be double O seven James Bonds.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Wow, Euro up to eighty dollars so far. Do you
want to go back and try to get number three?

Speaker 15 (01:37:26):
Sure, I'm gonna get it wrong, but I'll I'll take
your shot.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Play it again, Play it again. What movie is this from?

Speaker 15 (01:37:33):
Okay, Baates Motel isn't right, but I know that's the
show that's based on the same thing.

Speaker 9 (01:37:40):
Do you have an X who's one of these?

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Do you have a Google in front of you? Can
you google it runs with?

Speaker 15 (01:37:50):
Yeah, let me add to my friend g Google.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Yeah, you know you can phone a friend called gugle. Uh,
let's keep moving. Here's song number ten. What movie is this?

Speaker 25 (01:37:59):
From?

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Lion King is coming? Big Money? Big Money won, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine, You've got ninety dollars. Here's song number eleven
from movie number eleven.

Speaker 15 (01:38:19):
Oh, this is my wife's favorite. She got me into
us and Harry Potters made.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Harry Potter that big mo big money all right here
in his movie and song number twelve.

Speaker 15 (01:38:37):
Oh man, this one's gonna kill me. I don't think
I know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Yeah, it's called uh Incredibles.

Speaker 15 (01:38:49):
That's my favorite. Now it's my favorite Picktar movie.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
I wouldn't mind seeing that again today. Al Right, Okay,
so it's okay, no big deal. You're getting a lot
of these all right. Here is song and movie number thirteen.

Speaker 15 (01:38:59):
Okay, I listen to some classic Indianna Jones right here.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Wow, these are fun?

Speaker 25 (01:39:09):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Song? You mean, of course you're making all this money?
Donnie song and movie number fourteen.

Speaker 15 (01:39:21):
Okay, okay, King Ding Ding Ding Ding King j oh Man,
I know it's something like basy maybe can you play
it one more time?

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
All right? Oh boy?

Speaker 15 (01:39:38):
I almost I almost want to say like the X
Files by No, that's not right.

Speaker 7 (01:39:43):
Is showing me you do not watch horror movies.

Speaker 15 (01:39:47):
Always. I'm still gonna come up wrong on.

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
Halloween is Halloween?

Speaker 15 (01:39:51):
Halloween doesn't count?

Speaker 25 (01:39:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
We have two more, Donnie, Donnie, we have two more,
not including the third, which is the when you passed on. Okay,
I would really like it if he got the third one.

Speaker 15 (01:40:04):
Well, no, but no, but I don't owned a brand
and I got it?

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Okay, okay? What was movie and song number three?

Speaker 15 (01:40:12):
A movie in song number three? Psycho?

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Yeah, here's movie and song number fifteen.

Speaker 18 (01:40:21):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
A little more tough, A little tough.

Speaker 15 (01:40:31):
Sounds like an adventure. It sounds like an adventure. Oh man,
I'm just not picturing it my brain.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Did you say adventure?

Speaker 15 (01:40:42):
Adventure? Adventures of something?

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Scott scary? Don't give me you can stop getting away
my money on the table. No, this isn't your this
is my money. Don't you give them clues? Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:40:57):
Adventures?

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Hmmm, it's from a movie called The Avengers.

Speaker 15 (01:41:04):
Oh my God, I love you, thank and Funnily this.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Is uh song and movie number sixteen. Get this right,
and you got a lot of money.

Speaker 18 (01:41:14):
I'll sick.

Speaker 12 (01:41:18):
O.

Speaker 15 (01:41:18):
This would be the impossible mission Mission impossible.

Speaker 11 (01:41:21):
That's boom.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Jus won one hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 15 (01:41:32):
By on the way, So that's gonna go towards baby stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
There, you got awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:41:36):
You'll get me pack of diapers with that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Yeah, one and a half.

Speaker 15 (01:41:40):
Maybe, well, thank you so much. Let me play, guys.
You guys are often looking at you every day.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Donny, you were amazing, you know what? And straight in
eight you found a great great, a great contestant in Donnie.

Speaker 19 (01:41:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
I take full credit.

Speaker 15 (01:41:51):
I'm doing right now.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
You can't see if I should congratulates daddy? What is
this from starring our friend Donnie? All right, hold on
much like Donne. One hundred and thirty dollars is all
the way. That was great.

Speaker 7 (01:42:01):
That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
Gandhi, thank you so much. That was cool.

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
We're so welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:42:06):
Oh my gosh, every time I hear the Jurassic Park music,
I get teary eyed.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
Say.

Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
It just does things to me every time. Yeah, I
love it, Elster.

Speaker 5 (01:42:16):
Now mis Dan in the morning show, Now mis Dan
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Let's go talk to our friend Mike. Mike, are you there?

Speaker 15 (01:42:27):
Hello, lady?

Speaker 13 (01:42:28):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Now, uh, where do we start. I don't even know
where to begin. Uh, where do I begin? What a
great title for a book. So time, Mike, tell everyone
what you told us?

Speaker 15 (01:42:45):
Well, I just had morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Yeah, okay, one of thre's mixed emotions in here. Now,
So you were having sex while we're you know, what
were we talking about while you were at that moment?

Speaker 15 (01:42:56):
You know what I'm saying, I don't know, probably far
something I don't think we talk about this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Here's here, here's my point. If you if you were
having sex and you could tell us what we were
talking about, then obviously what we were talking about was
more important than the sex, right, But obviously your sex,
you know, it was better than us.

Speaker 34 (01:43:16):
So yeah, it's kind of like putting uh like sex
and music on in the background.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Oh no, but it's not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
I could never. I could never. I could never have
sex to this.

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
Could you imagine, like you you're having a good time,
and all of a sudden you hear Danielle and I
just cackling.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
Yeah, oh talk about a limp noodle. I just couldn't
do it. All right, So, but how long.

Speaker 25 (01:43:43):
Ago was that, by the way, maybe like a half
an hour?

Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
Lord?

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
All right? Well, thank you. Look, you know what we
gotta take. We gotta take listeners anyway we can get them. Yeah,
if you're out there having sex or robbing a bank,
whatever you're doing, to make sure you have us on,
we appreciate it. Is there something we can send Mike,
like a towel or something, shirt, a t shirt shirt.
We'll let you ruin it exactly. All right, Well, thank

(01:44:12):
you Mike, thanks for having sex to the morning Ship.
Hold on one side. Now, do you prefer morning sex
over night sex or any sex anytime?

Speaker 15 (01:44:21):
I'll take it when I can get it.

Speaker 7 (01:44:25):
People are busy, you know, you gotta take it when
you can.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Okay, hold on a second, Mike, can you send Mike shirt?
He'll ruin it himself. Who's I having this conversation with you?
The morning sex a morning sex, it's a totally totally
different beast. The night sex. It could send the day
or drunk sex.

Speaker 7 (01:44:44):
It probably sets the day with a nice tone. Do
you know we have morning sex?

Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
I don't. Do you know anyone who cannot have sex
unless they've had a drink or two?

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Oh god, I hope not me too.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Yeah, No, I know some people it's like no, they
I don't think they've ever had sober sex.

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
So number morning sex for that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Then, well, and let's they get up early.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
You see, I consider morning when you're still in the bed,
like you haven't even gotten out yet.

Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
You're just there, right, it just happened to well, yeah,
what's straight name?

Speaker 10 (01:45:08):
No.

Speaker 14 (01:45:09):
I love mourning sex because I think, Daniel, it sets
the tone for the day. You start the day off
doing the best thing ever, right, so it's not like
you have something to look forward to because you've already
done it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
Brush your teeth first, Yeah, I always do brush my teeth.
Get up and brush my teeth, I go to the bathroom. Look,
I understand that. I understand the brushing your teeth thing,
but that doesn't sort of take away the spontaneity. It's
the spontaneity it is. It is not spontaneous. If you
brush your teeth, if I have.

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
Morning breath, I cannot concentrate on anything spontaneous.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Your mouth and near my nose anyway. Okay, you can
be exhaling all you want as long as it's not
near my nose.

Speaker 14 (01:45:46):
What if you kept a bottle of listerine next to
the bed, because that's creepy.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
We're gonna spin it.

Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Wait, that might burn certain things.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
I forget. I said that excite. Yeah, you never know.
Don't try to worm your way out of this world.
Altoids put an out.

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
If you're wasted, like heavily, like totally intoxicated, can you
perform being male?

Speaker 4 (01:46:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
Sometimes?

Speaker 4 (01:46:07):
Yeah, Okay, I think we kind of get ripped off
in that in that department the morning, What do you mean?
I mean, I wake up at three thirty. No one's
gonna wake up and want to get that going get
away from me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
I think it's great. It's almost like they're half a
sleep sex. If I try to do that, get kicked
out of my house.

Speaker 17 (01:46:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, so morning sex.

Speaker 9 (01:46:27):
Huh try that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
I need to try that sometimes too.

Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
I hope more people are doing it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
Oh that's right, people are doing it, I hope.

Speaker 22 (01:46:36):
So yay.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Are you doing it right now and looking at us like,
oh my god, you're right? Do you have cameras in
my room?

Speaker 24 (01:46:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:46:43):
They know I'm doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:44):
They're watching me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
How weird?

Speaker 17 (01:46:48):
Elvis durand phone tat all right, Danielle, what's it all about?

Speaker 25 (01:46:52):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:46:53):
So ms Mosco is going to pull a nail salon
because Lily, who works there, said that June, who owns
the salon, always gets these crazy people that call and
she can't stand it. So she says, why don't we
just mess around with her? So that's what that's what
she does.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
That's what miss Morshcallopsis does very well. She's probably the
most irritating woman on the planet Earth. Yeah, but you
can't help but love her. Here we go, Miss mosk too.

Speaker 10 (01:47:17):
Hello, Hello, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:19):
Hello, illed to make an appoint Man, I want to
come in there and get my stuff taken care of.

Speaker 10 (01:47:26):
Okay, you want to come today?

Speaker 7 (01:47:27):
I think can I come tomorrow? Can you take care
of my lump on the side of my foot? And
it's been really bothering me and I just won't get
it taken care of.

Speaker 10 (01:47:35):
We have a bump on your foot?

Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
Yeah yeah, I was talking to my son Marvin about it,
and Marvin said that it's called a bunchkin, and so
he said that if I went to the nail salon,
they will take care of my bunchkin.

Speaker 10 (01:47:47):
No no, no, no no no, we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
We don't do banion.

Speaker 15 (01:47:50):
We don't do that.

Speaker 20 (01:47:51):
No no, no, no, we do manicure for the year.

Speaker 15 (01:47:53):
We do shave.

Speaker 7 (01:47:55):
That's right, that's right, But that's right.

Speaker 24 (01:47:56):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:47:57):
My son Morvin said you were gonna shave my bunchkin.
Can I come in?

Speaker 15 (01:48:00):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
We don't do that.

Speaker 25 (01:48:02):
We don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
We don't no, no, you guys go.

Speaker 10 (01:48:04):
You need to go doctor for that.

Speaker 15 (01:48:05):
No no, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 7 (01:48:07):
Can I come in at like a seven am tomorrow morning?

Speaker 15 (01:48:10):
No no no, we don't open to a anyway, but
you need to go doctor.

Speaker 10 (01:48:14):
We don't do We don't shave Funyon.

Speaker 15 (01:48:16):
We don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:48:17):
But my son always said that you would, you would
shave my bunchkin. Can I come in at seven am?
Because I gotta be home before my loan and orders.

Speaker 10 (01:48:25):
Listen to me.

Speaker 33 (01:48:26):
No, no, no, you listen to me.

Speaker 10 (01:48:27):
Listen to me.

Speaker 29 (01:48:28):
We do not do that.

Speaker 16 (01:48:29):
Don't do that.

Speaker 10 (01:48:30):
Okay, you need to go doctor.

Speaker 7 (01:48:32):
You do need that doctor. I need a nail salon
because you take care of people's feet at the nail salon.
You soak them in that nest tub and you give
me the massage, and I really like that.

Speaker 10 (01:48:43):
Yes, we do the wax, we do the nail polish.
We do that we hit nail, but we don't do bunyan.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Heay, no, no, but I don't feel sick.

Speaker 7 (01:48:50):
Why don't have to go to the doctor. Don't feel sick. Yeah,
I'm calling to confirm my opponement for tomorrow morning seven am.

Speaker 20 (01:49:01):
No, No, you are wasting your time.

Speaker 10 (01:49:04):
No one's gonna be here.

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Okay, we don't do bunyan.

Speaker 7 (01:49:07):
Who's a bunny and I'm not a My name is
miss moscallapsis not bunyan.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
That's what moscallopsis, My moscallopsis.

Speaker 12 (01:49:16):
Yeah, you don't you're not listening.

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
I am going to live in.

Speaker 5 (01:49:20):
I'm not being an old lady.

Speaker 20 (01:49:21):
But I can hear you're here.

Speaker 5 (01:49:23):
You don't have to yell.

Speaker 7 (01:49:24):
I can hear. I know what you're saying. You just
don't want me to come in because I'm old. You
don't like old people.

Speaker 20 (01:49:28):
Baby, you are crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:49:30):
Okay, you are cruey.

Speaker 7 (01:49:32):
Huh.

Speaker 20 (01:49:32):
I cannot talk to you right now.

Speaker 13 (01:49:34):
No, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:49:34):
I want to talk to you because we talked about
were good. Nao, nothing's wrong with my nails. It's my
big toe on.

Speaker 29 (01:49:39):
The right foot, and I know lily falling.

Speaker 18 (01:49:45):
Ma'am.

Speaker 13 (01:49:45):
We we can't help you here.

Speaker 32 (01:49:51):
It's okay.

Speaker 23 (01:49:53):
Human.

Speaker 20 (01:49:53):
It's okay, I got it's okay, I'll take care of it.

Speaker 18 (01:49:58):
We don't do that. We don't don I know, I know,
it's it's her feet.

Speaker 20 (01:50:03):
I don't think she quite understands everything.

Speaker 15 (01:50:06):
Okay, well.

Speaker 20 (01:50:10):
Now you have a problem.

Speaker 35 (01:50:12):
Okay, you're not listening.

Speaker 18 (01:50:13):
I told you we don't do what you need.

Speaker 12 (01:50:15):
Okay, that's really that nice.

Speaker 7 (01:50:17):
By the way, do you give a senior discount?

Speaker 10 (01:50:23):
Why are you laughing because.

Speaker 7 (01:50:25):
This is a phone tap. Turn around and tell Lily
thank you so much for putting you on the radio.

Speaker 12 (01:50:29):
Lily.

Speaker 15 (01:50:30):
Oh so sorry, I can't believe you.

Speaker 18 (01:50:35):
This is oh my.

Speaker 20 (01:50:37):
God, oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:50:43):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 21 (01:50:48):
Phonotab Elvi's Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (01:50:51):
Show is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
So do you have that family member or friend who
has a job and they just can't explain it to you.
I've got Victoria, Victoria, Hi, Victoria, So who in your
life has this job? You just can't figure out.

Speaker 12 (01:51:17):
My sister in law, I have no idea what she
does with her life.

Speaker 15 (01:51:20):
She works.

Speaker 13 (01:51:23):
To me so many times, it's something like she sends
chemicals and she does invoicing.

Speaker 28 (01:51:28):
But they ship around and then but I swear ter
she explains it to me.

Speaker 12 (01:51:32):
I'm just like, oh, okay, cool, because I want.

Speaker 35 (01:51:34):
To be supportive.

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
You want to at least pretend to be interested. Oh
that's interesting, and you're like, what the hell do you do?

Speaker 10 (01:51:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 34 (01:51:47):
Exactly, exactly, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
I just continue to say, you know what she does.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 33 (01:51:52):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
Never ever let him know that you don't know. Hi, Chris, Hi,
good morning, Well, good morning, thanks for calling, thanks for
being on the show. So your brother in law does
what for a living?

Speaker 26 (01:52:04):
So he trades energy.

Speaker 34 (01:52:05):
Apparently he works he's like a private contractor of some sort,
and he goes in between energy companies and he trades energy.

Speaker 26 (01:52:15):
So I don't know.

Speaker 34 (01:52:16):
It just sounds really cool and I know it pays well, So.

Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
Okay, I mean I can sort of grasp what that
could be. Yeah, sort of, I'm going to trade energy. Okay,
thank you very much, Chris. But it's just better just
to say, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:52:30):
That's a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:52:31):
But on my brother, he would he would explain it
for hours, and I never ever could figure out what
he does. What we do is extly kind of simple.
It's silly if you put it on paper. Hello, Alicia. Hi,
Well hello, so you have a hard time telling people
what you do.

Speaker 20 (01:52:50):
I do.

Speaker 34 (01:52:51):
I've been in my position for about two months now,
and I am a clinical systems improvement leader at my hospital.
And I'm basically a nurse, but I work in a
more functional role now where I try to improve the
outcomes of our patient care and I try to find
things that we can fix to make our care better.
But it's really hard to explain that to people in

(01:53:12):
a way that can be understandable and relatable.

Speaker 2 (01:53:15):
I don't know. I sort of think I understand it.

Speaker 10 (01:53:17):
Yeah, I know, but you're the first.

Speaker 8 (01:53:23):
So what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
What is the title again?

Speaker 34 (01:53:26):
Clinical systems improvement leader? There you go, in quality improvement.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
We need one of those, definitely on our show. All right,
thank you very much. That's crazy. Hello, Jamie, Hi, Elvis,
We're okay. Are you going to totally mess our minds
up here telling us what you do?

Speaker 10 (01:53:44):
I hope so years to talk to you guys.

Speaker 35 (01:53:47):
So I work in a medical school. I train average
people to be a patient so that the medical students
can have a clinical encounter with them, take a history,
a physical, exam, and then they are the patients, then
grade them on their clinical encounter so that they can

(01:54:08):
then pass their medical boards. So I am a standardized
patient educator.

Speaker 2 (01:54:13):
Wow, okay, but I see the importance of that. It's
a very important job. I get that. But I like
how we take average people and teach them how to
be patients.

Speaker 32 (01:54:25):
Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 35 (01:54:27):
So basically what I could do is, like last week,
I would train to pankr a tightest case, so I
would teach that patient the entire history, the entire physical exam,
and then the medical students go in so that by
their first year they're kind of nervous, and then as
time goes on. I kind of like to say that
we are helping shape the future doctors of America in
a sense.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
So that's okay important. It seems very important, But it's
an unusual job, and we don't know a lot of
people who have that same job.

Speaker 22 (01:54:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (01:54:53):
I didn't go to school for this either. I really
didn't even know what it was about until I got
the job and then I learned about it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Next with just Scott, I'm going to school for occupational
therapy and no one knows what it is. I'm graduating
this year and I don't even know what it is. Well,
that's not good, Jamie. Thank you for listening to us. Okay,
let's go to uh wait, Caitlyn on too. Hello Caitlin, Hi, Kitlyn. Now,
now no one understands what you do for a living,

(01:55:21):
and you're tired of explaining it.

Speaker 17 (01:55:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (01:55:26):
So I work for this company called Halo, and we
have big customers called like Nike, Amazon.

Speaker 18 (01:55:34):
At and t Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:55:36):
And what we do is we're like an.

Speaker 32 (01:55:38):
Advertise advertising company for smaller companies or other companies.

Speaker 25 (01:55:44):
We didn't put a logo on.

Speaker 32 (01:55:45):
Pretty much anything, Okay. But what I do is I'm
a billing coordinator. And every time I try to explain
to people what I do, They're like, Okay, I'm just going.

Speaker 10 (01:55:56):
To go along with it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
No, no, no, no, I think we're smarter than for
figure going try us.

Speaker 14 (01:56:01):
What do you do?

Speaker 32 (01:56:03):
So I go in and I deal with credit memos
and invoice requisitions, and I take the account executive's money
and make their paychecks. Pretty much, I fit their manual
vouch is what one thing is called, and I pretty
much under numbers into the system and make corrections to

(01:56:26):
other mistakes. So I'm on the adjustment team of the
billing department, So any mistake that has been made, I
fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
I get that. I think I understand what you're doing.
I mean, yeah, you expedite payments by going in and
you're like the last person to make adjustments for anything
that was missed or screwed up.

Speaker 32 (01:56:48):
Yeah, And we have a research team that goes in
and like figures it out, but then they send it
to us, and it's just like everyone that I try
to admit it to, they're like, oh, yeah, I still
don't get it.

Speaker 7 (01:57:00):
You lost me And Hi, my name is Caitlin.

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
No, I get it, Karvin. All right, well, thank you, Caitlyn,
have a good day. Thanks for listening to us. We
have a lot of smart people listening. We really do.
What's scary.

Speaker 9 (01:57:10):
I've know my buddy Dave for fifteen years, but I
got to tell you, I still know what the hell
he does.

Speaker 16 (01:57:15):
He works vaguely in the medical field.

Speaker 9 (01:57:18):
He travels all day from office to hospital office.

Speaker 16 (01:57:21):
Meeting with doctors. But I don't know what about.

Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
I just know that he's there and he just kind
of has got to be something. He's selling something, Yeah,
a device sales maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:57:31):
He's in the medical industry.

Speaker 2 (01:57:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:57:34):
Okay, just travels all day meetings, meetings.

Speaker 2 (01:57:37):
Well I know, but surely there's a purpose meanings he's
always at a different hospital. Hello Christy, Hi, do you
here a density coordinator? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:57:48):
So I worked for Tesla and basically we have to
find like work for energy side crews. And somebody a
long time ago decided to call it density because they
were filling all the spots and they got it kind
of like back to the future. I just think they're
really back to the future.

Speaker 2 (01:58:05):
Fan and that's why they needed it that right, But
what does it do?

Speaker 18 (01:58:08):
Like, what do you do?

Speaker 8 (01:58:09):
Do you?

Speaker 10 (01:58:11):
Basically? I just have to get customers to agree to
take an appointment, so all of our workers have jobs
for the next day so nobody goes hungry. Basically, there
you go.

Speaker 2 (01:58:19):
See I get that the title density coordinator Like, oh
wait a minute, Okay, now we get it all right, Well,
thank you. See it sounds like you have another important job.
It does again, what do you do for a living, Danielle,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:58:32):
It's freestyle celebrity stories.

Speaker 25 (01:58:33):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:34):
This text. The worst is when you try to explain
what you do to your grandparents and you just get
a blank stare and a polite head nod.

Speaker 7 (01:58:42):
Oh they don't know. It's so cute.

Speaker 18 (01:58:44):
I know, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:58:46):
I mean, if you think about what we do, it's silly.
We tell farls it's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:58:52):
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
No, it's very awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:58:54):
Explain it though. We get paid to laugh every day. Yeah,
that's about it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:01):
Talk work to me like like, what, Nate, what do
you have?

Speaker 7 (01:59:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
Like you hit a post earlier? Yeah? Does you know
what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:59:09):
Oh?

Speaker 25 (01:59:09):
I do?

Speaker 10 (01:59:09):
We do?

Speaker 8 (01:59:10):
But I do.

Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
I don't think the average person does. Or jingle out jingle,
shotgun jingle. Yeah, yeah, that's shop talk. No one understands that.

Speaker 16 (01:59:19):
Nobody gets it, you.

Speaker 23 (01:59:20):
Do, I know, but it's it's stupid, and we use
terms that nobody understands, like, oh, we've got to get
to spots.

Speaker 2 (01:59:26):
It's like, what are spots?

Speaker 25 (01:59:27):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:59:27):
Like, here's someone who sent a text and they teach
dogs how to swim. That's cool, that's awesome. Say, people
don't get it. I totally get that.

Speaker 7 (01:59:35):
Wait a minute, I thought dogs just knew how to swim.

Speaker 4 (01:59:37):
There's all style named after them.

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
Yeah, there's all sorts of doggy style stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:59:44):
They know how to do all kinds of things. So
wait a minute. I thought dogs just jump in and they.

Speaker 7 (01:59:48):
Swim at What do you mean you teach a dog
to swim?

Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
Well, kid, get them on the phone.

Speaker 7 (01:59:51):
Yeah, I need yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:59:53):
I want that job.

Speaker 2 (01:59:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:59:55):
I think they just sit there and.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Watch the dog. Oh no, there's I bet there's some
technique there. You could actually make your dog a better swimmer. Okay,
I'm assuming, I don't know. I can't get Max to
get near a pool. Come on, Max, got bad form.
Make sure you can just straighten that leg out a
little water, please. He won't even go to the water
water treadwater. Here's someone who powerwashes hog barns for a living.

(02:00:17):
I get that, bared, they need power water.

Speaker 7 (02:00:21):
I am going to be a rabbit hop teacher. I'm
teach rabbits to hop. That's gonna be my new.

Speaker 16 (02:00:26):
At least those are clear and concise jobs.

Speaker 2 (02:00:28):
Yeah, I totally get that. I know you're a jackass rabbits.

Speaker 4 (02:00:34):
I'll teach fish to swim. We got we are good.

Speaker 18 (02:00:37):
We are.

Speaker 2 (02:00:39):
I thought Max how to bark, so I mean technically
know how to bark. That was awful this day, every
time he barks, we blame Froggy. Keeps on the line
real quick. Okay, who is this hello, Talina? Yes, so
you are a dog swim instructor. Would you please explain
to Danielle she's being a little.

Speaker 15 (02:01:00):
I can't believe you guys told me this is great.

Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
So you teach dogs how to swim?

Speaker 26 (02:01:05):
Yeah, so basically it would fall into the category of
dog training. I work with a dog trainer, and we
basically teach dogs how to swim. Everyone always thinks they
know they know how to swim, but it's going to
be a panic swim if they're not naturally inclined.

Speaker 10 (02:01:24):
To like the water.

Speaker 26 (02:01:25):
And then what I basically liked, she my, Oh my god,
I'm so nervous. I love the beginning parts where we're
teaching them to enjoy the water, so playing in the
water and then learning how to swim.

Speaker 32 (02:01:39):
And uh.

Speaker 26 (02:01:39):
The lady that I worked for, her name is Erica.

Speaker 10 (02:01:42):
She she does water.

Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
You're underwater. I'm sorry, but here's the thing. My dog,
for instance, my little Max, when he was a little puppy,
he walked right into the pool and thinking it was
a glass floor or something, and and you know, he
coughed a little bit and it screwed him up. So
now when when we're in the pool, he doesn't like
to get near the pool. I would love for him
to get used to the water and actually come swim

(02:02:11):
with us. And you guys, you can probably do that. Yes,
we could.

Speaker 13 (02:02:18):
Get it.

Speaker 5 (02:02:19):
Now.

Speaker 7 (02:02:19):
I get it, now, I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
I love it. A gobble or no, what a gobble?
She doesn't teach turkeys? All right? Well do Telena. I
love what you do for a living. Thanks for sharing
that with us.

Speaker 15 (02:02:34):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
Why you laughing?

Speaker 7 (02:02:36):
Because I'm thinking all the other dumb jobs you can get, like, hey,
I'm going.

Speaker 2 (02:02:39):
To a roll in the But I think her job
is very very If you have a dog, a dog.

Speaker 7 (02:02:46):
That's petrified of water, it's actually a really good Yeah,
I know, I see it. I'm just looking for the joke.

Speaker 24 (02:02:51):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:02:51):
Okay, I'm going to teach deer how to run from you.

Speaker 7 (02:02:56):
And I are such gas.

Speaker 2 (02:02:57):
You really are jerks, all right.

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