FULL SHOW: The Day We Overshared at Work and Mansplained Everything

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, straighten eg, but you're a murderer. Yeah, I'd like
to work out.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
If you think I'm gay, raise your hand.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of punt Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Now am I a sick bathroard? Yeah, I'm pretty limber
from my statue. Nope, We're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Elvis Terran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
John need to be organized, better organized. I know I
had something in here. I saw a.

Speaker 6 (00:29):
Tweet, I believe from a listener saying that he's all
pissed off because he knows his girlfriend is going to
work and telling all of her friends everything about their
love life everything. Oh she apparently, you know, look in relationships,
people have disagreements in relationships, people have sex and relationshipships.
People have to deal with their boyfriend's mother or their

(00:52):
girlfriend's parents, whatever, all these things. Apparently she's going to
work and obviously venting to her friends at work about
things in the relationship that are just upsetting her or
things she just needs to vent about. She may not
even need advice anyway. If I think it finally got
back to him through the boyfriend of one of her friends,

(01:15):
The boyfriend of one of her friends of one of
her friends, told him, Hey, I heard that you guys
were having a fight about X y Z blah blah blah.
But I heard the makeup sex was great.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's great.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Hey, so what do you want for dinner? And he
was like, wait a minute. So now he's assuming she's
going to work in saying everything.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh my gosh, seems like she is.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
So it got me thinking, how many of us, because
we're family, I mean, some of us have been together
for twenty five years, how many of us have come
in and actually meet including Vented. See, I've never heard
Danielle vent about her relationship with Sheldon.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm very good at that.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
So, Sheldon, if you're listening, husband of Danielle, she's never
ever talked about you or anything personal about.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Your personal Because here's the thing I learned a long
time ago, because I used to do it and years
and years, and you just ago, you don't hear his
side of the story, and you guys are friends of his, and.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
On your side of the story is the correct one?

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Well, in my opinion, yes, But I know we're gonna
work it out, and I don't want you to look
at him in a way where you only see my
side of the story, and so you know, so I
kind of, you know, I don't want to do that
to him.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
If I walk in here, tail between my legs and
I'm like oh, and someone says, hey, Elvis, what's wrong,
and I look at you and go.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, I'll let you know. So I said, Alex told
me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, and I'm
just not I'm not processing it very well.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
It's it's you. I'm not even talking to him. Yeah,
I mean, I don't even want to see him this weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I just don't. I don't want to hang out. I
just I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
We'll work it out, but I'm just having so I
have told you something about Alex and me having a problem.
So next time you see Alex, you're gonna be like, well,
look at that totally.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
But I wouldn't tell him like that person didone like
guess what your husband told me exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
That's kind of stupid. It is really tough to do that.
What to take it.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
You're not even purposefully tainting people, but you end up
tainting all of these people against your significant other. You're right,
they don't have a chance to defend themselves. And we're
not always correct most of the time time, but you
know what's up, Sam.

Speaker 9 (03:19):
I feel like it's natural to need to do that,
but I have a thing against sharing secrets that aren't yours.
So I am kind of have a question mark over
that girlfriend's friend.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
She didn't have to tell her boyfriend.

Speaker 10 (03:30):
You know.

Speaker 9 (03:31):
That's where I'm like, Yeah, Like, my friend's bent to me,
and it's their problem to share with me. It's not
my to share with.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
William.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
You need about Froggy and Lisa, as Froggy tells us
everything on the radio, Yeah, every time they have a fight.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's right up there on the radio, right. But I
let you get her side too.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You can have both, you get both sides of the store.

Speaker 11 (03:51):
Takes Lisa's side every time, every time, and I take
I take Froggy side sometimes anyway.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
So okay, So, so before you go into work school
today and you start venting about your significant other, think
about think about what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Then then who do you go to? Your one good girlfriend? Hey,
I got to talk to you. He did something that
just or the good stuff. There's just something about his tongue.
I don't even want to tell you about it because
you'll try to steal him away from me. His tongue

(04:25):
deserves its own award. Do you really okay? Do you
want your significant other to go and brag about your
sex life?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's still something that's kind of personal, isn't it. Danielle
does that now? Danielle does that.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
There's you know, certain sizes that's you.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Do you do? Does he know you talk about.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
He's okay with of course, it's to be proud of
what Scar.

Speaker 12 (05:00):
Juno that you're like, you know that you're the man?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
So well, Danielle doesn't want to doubt that she's the man.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I feel my boyfriend mentioned that about me.

Speaker 13 (05:12):
He's a man.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, thank you. Let's go talk to Rachel. Rachel,
how you doing good?

Speaker 14 (05:18):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
We're doing well.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
So you lost your best friend of fifteen years because
of venting about your husband and what happened.

Speaker 15 (05:26):
Well, I guess I opened up to her too much
over our fifteen years of friendship, and it eventually got
to the point this past summer that she was upset
that I wasn't more upset with him over something he
had done that I forgave him. And it wasn't anything
a major.

Speaker 16 (05:46):
Thing that he had done, but she was upset, so
she ended our friendship. Wow, now we are no longer
I lost my best friend.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Okay, so you're you're my best friend for fifteen years,
and now you have told me that even as heinous
as I thought it was what your husband did to you,
you forgave him. Therefore I can't forgive you and be
your friend.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 16 (06:12):
It breaks Yeah, it breaks my heart every day. And
I've tried to reach out to her and she is
just not being receptive of it.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Now, going back, do you do you think you've done
something wrong or do you think this is really just
over the line for her response and her reaction.

Speaker 16 (06:30):
No, I didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she just
I think because of her relationship and her marriage, and
she did end it. I just think that she wanted
me to. I think she was happier honestly when I
was arguing with him because she was so unhappy in
her relationship.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh okay, So there's a deeper part of the story.
But do you do you if you could do it
all over again. Would you not vent as much to
your friends about what happened with your husband?

Speaker 16 (06:59):
Yeah, now I'm very I watch what I say.

Speaker 15 (07:02):
I don't open up as.

Speaker 16 (07:03):
Much because I'm afraid that my friends are gonna take
it against him and me. And it's just it's caused
a strain because they were really close as well. We
had all been really close for many, many years.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Yeah, you know, it's so easy for us just to
trust whatever we say to be fine. Everything's gonna be fine.
I can say whatever I want to say. These are
my friends and we'll just get through this. However I
feel about this situation, they'll feel the same way. It's
not always that way, all right, Rachel, thank you and
best of luck with you.

Speaker 16 (07:30):
And Okay, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Have a good day. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
I would never vent to your family because they definitely
will hold the gruss.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh forget it, especially your mom.

Speaker 8 (07:41):
Oh yeah, my dad will forget my best friend's name.
But he's I swear to god, he remembers people who
wronged me when I was a.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Four when we were four years old.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
So if I remember that girl that stole that candy
from you, I'll never forgive.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Her God, Dad, calm down. We were four good I know.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
But venting is a very Isn't that a very important
thing to be able to do, to be able to say, Hey,
you know this, I just gotta get this off?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Uch say, do you hear me out?

Speaker 17 (08:04):
Why?

Speaker 18 (08:05):
Then?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Who do you vent to if you think everyone's going
to take it seriously and then like to screw it
all up?

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Therapists are great writing letters you never send also great.
I have a whole pile of those.

Speaker 19 (08:23):
We're not normal, tell mister Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Rolling into the weekend. We can't get out there and
play until we have our horscopes. Let's get rolling, producer, Sam,
Who are you doing then with today?

Speaker 19 (08:33):
How about Scary Jones?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
How about Scary Jones? All right, here we go, Scary.

Speaker 14 (08:38):
Hey.

Speaker 20 (08:39):
If it's your birthday today, happy birthday to you and
you share it with some celebrities like Al Pacino, Jonathan Bailey,
and Renee Zellwiger. Capricorn, your business is exactly that. Don't
feel the need to share everything your day's.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
A six Aquarius. Pain shared is pain lessoned.

Speaker 21 (08:55):
Find a trusted source and really unload with what you're
dealing with.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Your days of five Pisces.

Speaker 20 (08:59):
Sometimes scrapping the work you've done and starting over will
get you to the finish line faster.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Your day's a seven aries Purge.

Speaker 21 (09:06):
You're unnecessary belongings this weekend. Some things will mean a
heck of a lot more to someone else.

Speaker 19 (09:10):
Your day's a nine Taurus.

Speaker 20 (09:12):
Find humor in something that brings you frustration. It'll give
you an entirely new perspective.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Your day's an eight Gemini.

Speaker 21 (09:18):
The right kind of energy can change anything when applied properly.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
You have the power today.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Your day's a nine cancer. Entertained the uncomfortable. There's a
lot of potential for growth in that space. Your day's
an eight Leo.

Speaker 21 (09:30):
You can't be afraid to suck at something in the beginning.
That feeling will rob you of so many future experiences.
Your day's a nine Virgo.

Speaker 20 (09:37):
Being a person friends can count on as a rarity
in this world. Make sure to keep your word. Your
day's a ten Libra.

Speaker 21 (09:44):
Your passions will grow as you grow. If something lost
it's spark, let it go, you'll find a new one.

Speaker 9 (09:49):
Your days a six Scorpio.

Speaker 20 (09:51):
It's gonna be hard to recognize yourself over time. If
you let someone else craft your story, your day an
eight ten.

Speaker 21 (09:58):
Finally, Sagittarius, your mind is zagging you for a little
rest and relaxation intentionally, cars some time out to rot
this weekend. Your day's a seven, and those are your
Friday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Ready for this one?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Who? Okay, Gandhi? Who on this.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Show would you put down as an emergency contact. Let's
say you're at the dentist or whatever and they say
emergency contact, and god knows they're never going.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
To use it, But who would you put down? And
who would you not put down?

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Okay, it would have to be Danielle or Andrew.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Okay, why because they're.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
Very reliable and they will get things figured out and
get things done, and they will answer their phone if
I call her, if somebody else calls.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I think that's a very good point.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Yeah, I think I wouldn't go with you because you
don't answer your phone.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
I don't, Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I wouldn't put me down.
I wouldn't put me down as a emergency contact either. Well,
it's true, though, I mean, it needs to be someone
who will pick up the phone and not panic like
I had a friend of mine. We were in the
dentist office and she was with me. She said, okay,
I'll go with you and then we'll go have lunch whatever.
And I went to put the emergency contact down there,
and she looked at she said, why would you put
me down? I said, because you cannot be You cannot

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be trusted in an emergency.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
You never pick up your phone and if you do,
you would panic and not know who to call.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
Could you imagine scary getting a call is the emergency contact?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
No way, no way, that would not work.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Let's see, I wouldn't see Nate would be good in
an emergency, but you don't pick.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Up your phone. Yeah, so there's that. Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
To admit that. Let's see, Gandhi, I don't think. I
don't think any of us pick up our phones for
a stranger.

Speaker 8 (11:33):
No, for an unknown number. I think it would if
it said unknown, maybe, but.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
If it was an actual number, it would have to
call twice.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Well, see, then we're screwed now with each other. We
can't put each other on the emergency contact list.

Speaker 13 (11:45):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
What's scary.

Speaker 20 (11:48):
I would pick Danielle because Danielle always answers her phone
and she is genuinely concerned, and she's got a lot
of resources.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
At this point, Gandhi is still new to town.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
If she's at a soccer game, she's not picking up that.
If she's watching the Yankees, she's not picking up that time.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
It actually depends if scary calls, like if people call
that don't normally call too much. I pick up right
away because I'm like, Okay, why are you not texting?
What's going on? And then I, you know, I'm concerned
about all right.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Yeah, I think it's kind of sad that you look
at your closest circle of friends and none of them
are worthy of your emergency contact slot.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
So who on the show is your emergency contact?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
There's none of you, None of you. I don't I
can't think of almost. I can't really think of anyone.
I mean, because we we are all just we're all
programmed not to pick up strange numbers.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, that's just that's you know why. It's those uh freakin'
uh call centers that called or whatever they are.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, and the spam sam spam calls.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Because of them, We're all gonna die.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
Because I always think it's my insurance on my car
or something that's they always call.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
You know, your insurance on your car is up?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, great, Yeah you're warrant yeah yeah, yeah, it's another
one trying to sell me a warranty on my car
on my forward. I don't have a ford anyway. What's
that scaring for?

Speaker 20 (13:07):
Ranking who never answers the phone most I'm gonna go
with Nate and Elvis is a close second.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't answer the phone. I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Don't put me down. I can't handle the pressure. I
really can't. Danielle, who would you put down?

Speaker 7 (13:23):
I would probably put down Gandhi and Andrew as well,
because Andrew, Andrew is always there.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
He'll always answer, he will.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
All right, is he here? You guess what the guy
who said is always here? He isn't here.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I would probably have picked Froggy. But it's kind of
hard from Florida.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
So call Andrew. Oh yeah, please don't answer.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
It'll be great calling my emergency contact. Oh where's calling
to see if you would answer your phone if you
were an emergency contact.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh yeah, of course. Okay.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
And he never panicked, never bet.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
He can't hear you. All right, Well, just just checking,
thank you, okay, okay, bye. Wait, who's calling? Danielle?

Speaker 19 (14:12):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I don't know if someone called me and then hung up?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, well I don't know. See you picked up though.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Well I said no caller idea. I got nervous for
a minute.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
But you picked up with your microphone on in the
middle of a show.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
That means reliable.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
That means means you're somewhat reliable.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
All right, Well that's good.

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Speaker 2 (15:04):
You know what I love. One of the many things
I love about you, Sam is we always know where
you are, you know what, we know where you stand,
we know how you're feeling. I have no feel by
the way, I don't know if I don't know how
I feel about the story about your grandmother.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
Oh my god, it's both hilarious and tragic.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Tell what happened.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
My grandmother was kicked out of her senior living community
for getting into her third physical altercation.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
What the hell tell him why.

Speaker 9 (15:28):
Grandma Gladys got into a fight over the TV remote
and hooked it at her.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
It's terrible, but I'm smiling. Grandma Gladys is a loose cannon.
She really is.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
It's fantastic. Is a bad bitch?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
She is?

Speaker 9 (15:40):
She also called the woman a bitch.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Is she grabbing the remote and hitting people with it
or something?

Speaker 9 (15:45):
She likes the volume at exactly what control she wants.
So she sat and held onto the remote and they
were there was an uprising. They were tired of Gladys
keeping the remote, so they physically tried to take it.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Gladys is a badass.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
She's so badass?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
All right? Hey, So why you're in here, Samantha.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
I you are many things to us, and one of
them is your our astrological expert. Yes, so, I mean
we had a listener call up and I asked her
why she acted a certain way, and she says, well,
I'm a Leo, I'm supposed to be that way.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
And we're thinking, oh, because I'm a Leo. I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
I don't know if I really truly believe that your
astrological sign determines how you're going to respond to different
things in life.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
But you you totally buy into that. I didn't.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
It's the way that the stars were kind of arranged
when you were born, so it was said in you
before you even realized those qualities were there.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Okay, no, okay, and a hold on. So you're saying, okay, Nate,
what is Nate's Nate?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
What is your sign? I'm a Capricorn? Oh okay, okay, okay,
now hear me out. This is what drives me nuts.
If I say to someone I'm a Leo, they're like, oh,
well that figures. And what do you mean about not
surprised by Nate being a Capricorn? What is it he does?
It's so capricorny, Well, it's mean he's a.

Speaker 9 (16:53):
Little bit fussy, rather impassive, aggressive, And my boyfriend, who's
also a Capricorn, has those same qualities and they a Virgo.
Because I am just so organized and straight.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I have no filter.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Okay, Gandhi, what is your sign?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
I'm a Sagittarius.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, what does that mean?

Speaker 8 (17:09):
Apparently it means that you're a bit of a loose cannon,
like Sam's grandma Gladys. So we are kind of flighty, unpredictable,
really goofy a really good time. But apparently in relationships,
the Sagittarius female can be a handful. So knowing that
I'm a Sagittarius, I used to not ever care about it.
Then everyone started citing different things that I do as

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Sagittarius quality, so I've just fallen back on it, and
whenever I do something bad now I'm like, it's cool,
I'm a Sagittarian.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Okay, all right, So what is your sign? Danielle in Aries?

Speaker 7 (17:39):
But I wouldn't couldn't tell you. I don't freaking follow
this correct.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Okay, Well now hold on now, Samantha, how does it
you know that she's in Aries without her telling you.

Speaker 9 (17:47):
I think Danielle is just very nurturing and that's an
Aries quality, which Virgo also has. So I really love
that in you, and I think that's kind of why
we get along so well done, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Our temporary receptionist Isabelle.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
She says that she could never date a Taurus or
a Capricorn, She's just not compatible with them.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
The thing, so, is that true?

Speaker 7 (18:05):
If you find out that the person is a sign,
that you know your sign's not compatible with, you won't
go there.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
I'm kind of a mess.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
I'm on the cusp, which means I also have hints
of Leoni.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Okay, hey, hey, this on the cusp thing is a
cop out. Ready you're out, all right.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
I'm a Leo and I've been told that I'm a
control freak and I like to rule the jungle.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Is this true? Is that what Leo's do? I mean,
you're good at it?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, that's what Leo's do.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
I know, But what are the bad qualities? Were bad
attributes to whatever?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
To stop it?

Speaker 8 (18:43):
You're perfect, or at least you think they're stubborn bossy? Okay,
that's what Leos are known for.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I don't think those are bad qualities.

Speaker 9 (18:52):
It depends on how you use them.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Okay. Two things.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
First of all, scary, I remember walking He walked in
one day, pissed off. This is years ago. He said,
she is such an a hole. I'm never going to
date a scorpio again, Hey.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
What's wrong with scorpios?

Speaker 12 (19:04):
You have never met a more jealous person than the scorpio.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Say wait a minute, So you're saying all scorpios are jealous.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
This is where listen. They're as passionate as they are.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
Let me tell you something though, but behind closed doors,
they're passionate in the love making department. I'm an Aquarius male,
so I'm a social butterfly. I'm even keel. I like
to meet a lot of people. I'm scary, scary.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
I never knew you were so into astrological uh terms
and thoughts, and.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
My girlfriend got me into it. My favorite thing is
what Brodie said earlier. Brodie said, So, if you're so.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Into astrological science, you're so smart about it, tell me
what I am.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
You should be able to tell just talking to me.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Isn't that a psychic It's.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
True, It's like, I don't know. I just always think
it's so wild when people go, oh you're leg Oh
oh yeah, no, wonder it like.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
Stress Back to that nature versus nurture argument, It's just
arguably nature. So do you grow up embracing it, which
happens a lot, or is it something you kind of
end up accidentally fighting.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Well, I just hate the thought that, even even though
he's in a relationship, that Scary would not be open.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
To a relationship with someone because of their sign. That
just I don't get.

Speaker 12 (20:13):
That Scorpios have been shut out since day one.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I don't condone that Scary Lisa's a scorpio jealous, so
she's not. Yeah, I'm positive she's Scary. He's married to her.
He's probably pretty sure.

Speaker 11 (20:29):
I remember, Actually, I remember when I went very early
on in meeting Scary, he found out Lisa and I
are both Scorpios.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
He goes, wow, man, you guys must have crazy sex. Scary. Wow,
that's another characteristic of a score.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
But I don't understand you're just because you're born in
one a certain month.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
And give me a break.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
If I was born like five days later and I
became a different sign because I was late or something.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Come on, okay, let me, let me, let me, let
me see if I can. Just let me describe what
I feel it is, okay, and you tell if I'm
right or wrong. We do know, Danielle, that there are times
during the month or year when the gravitational gravitational gravity.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
Gravity is different than other times where you have the
tides roll in higher and you have full moons that
cause people to act differently than than not you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, Okay, Let's say you're born on
a day where there's a full moon, the.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Tides are high, and people are nutty.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Then it seems like your organs in your brain is
set a different way than it would be with someone
who was not born on one of those days. So
there could be a difference between person A and person
B depending on when they're born because of the way
nature is.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Do you agree that could be possible?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, I totally think that's preat Okay.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
So what they've done is that they believe this is
where it's a little fuzzy.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
They believe that they have whittled.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
It down and figured out if you were born on
a certain day when the Earth was doing a certain
thing at that time, you will be more likely to
be a certain.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Way than other days. Now, is that sort of how
that works, Samantha.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah, that's how it is.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
And like an easier way to describe it is, you know,
depending on where the moon is, that's how big waves are.
It's kind of like that, but with our insides.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
And now it's all up to the interpretations for people
making them whatever.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Everything that I do is only because I'm a Sagittarius
and I can't help it.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
This is why we can't. There's no other reason. You
can't blame me. Star.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
No, so I've heard you use that excuse.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
I've heard under your under Gandhi's breath, daniel I've heard
her go, oh, well, you'll get over it.

Speaker 17 (22:30):
You know.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
It's because I'm a sanitari y exactly. I'm like, pardon me,
what did you say? Oh, nothing, nothing.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
I tried that with my boyfriend and he said, no,
it's because you're being an a hole.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
It has I do. Then you say I'm being an
a hope because I'm a Sagittarius and we're typically we are.
I don't know. Yeah, what's up, Nate. If this stuff
actually worked, it would be a legitimate defense in court,
like why did you kill the guy? Well, I'm a Scorpio, like,
I'm not kidding. Exactly, Well, I'm not kidding. Use that garbage.

(23:01):
I agree with Danielle. This is all.

Speaker 9 (23:03):
It doesn't make it garbage, Jesus told me in court
of law. But it doesn't make it un serious.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
People do try to use that though.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
This is great, this is awesome.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
All right, Well, whatever whatever sign you are, I'm glad
you're listening to us, except if you're a Scorpio, because
according to Scarrey, you're in a hole.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Don't say that doesn't believe that. That's not Sam's opinion.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Maybe I should start to believe in this because remember
my dad sent me that dog and the dog's name
was Aries, and that's my sign.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
My dad's telling me that I need to start believing in.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
This wall that's but that's that's different though that wasn't
caused by astrology.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
That was caused by well, your dad sending you a message.
Could you believe? Do you believe in that? There you go,
So you can't believe in things that others don't believe in.
It's cool.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Line twenty one Angie calling listening to astrology conversation. I'm
sorry if we've dumbed down your day because I know
that you're living. I know that you really are into astrola.
G uh talk about your and how and how it
pays off for you.

Speaker 22 (24:05):
Okay, So like in the past three months, I started
believing in it.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Right.

Speaker 22 (24:09):
I started doing my research and there's a lot more
than just your sign but whatever, and like reading it
every day, said like, hey, like you're going to go
through a tough time, like maybe some new changes, like
a breakup, maybe you're moving somewhere else. And within the
past three months I went through a breakup. After years,
I got into gradchool in a different state. So it's
in no way not really predicted, but told me like, hey,

(24:32):
these maybe changes that you may be facing. And every
single one of them has happened.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
So wow, But here's your question. But Angie, if you
what is your sign that you were reading?

Speaker 22 (24:43):
My sign is tourist, but I also read on like
my there's like different signs that like fault your So
I read two of them and both of them have
really added up, I know.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
But so if there are like a thousand people with
the same exact sign sign right.

Speaker 22 (24:58):
Right, yeah, because my mom told me this.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Say thing, did they all break up? Did they all
go through the same thing?

Speaker 15 (25:02):
So I don't know specifically.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Now here's here's the thing, and that's that's something I'm
very interested in getting done again. I've had my chart
written several times.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Now.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
This is when they take the exact time of your birth,
on the exact date, and I mean.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
They they can pay exactly.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
They can pinpoint exactly where the planets were, what the
gravity was like that day, with the what the ocean
was doing where, and how it affected where you were born.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Then I can see how it could be a little closer.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
But if you're saying, all Leos, Leos, you're gonna you're
gonna fart today, Okay, thanks on behalf of Leos.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
We thank you.

Speaker 22 (25:39):
Some skepticism around it, but for.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
You, by the way, I just passed gas. It's a
count of three, all leos cut one. Thank you for listening. Angie.

Speaker 22 (25:52):
I hope, I hope your different on the phone.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
It does.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
It does people say that because I'm three different people,
I have different persons.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
All right, thank you, Angie.

Speaker 23 (26:03):
Elvister wan the haggiest Elvister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Elvistera Wran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
There got to be many many adventures in life that
actually suck, but you just need to do them.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, then you can say they suck.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Example, I mean, okay, I had to get it out
of the way. Child birth. Yeah, daniellell that.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
To be honest, the first child wasn't as bad as
the second child. The second child, Oh my gosh, it's
supposed to be easier the second time.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Damn while you were pushing him out, did you say
to yourself never ever?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I mean, I.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Asked to go home, and I said, I don't think
he's ready. I think we should just go and said no, no,
he's ready, and I go, no, no, I really he's
not ready. We should just go because it just as
we should go. And the doctor said no, no, you
need to stay. And I was forced to stay.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
So that's one of those things in life that you
just say no, no, no, no, not for me, Okay, I'll
give you one. And this may be unpopular, something you
have to do at least once, and then it sucks
so bad for you don't want to do it again.
A corn maze. Don't ever ask me to go to
a corn man.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Right, you know what? And I want you to like it.
I want you to be you froggy. It's just I
don't want to be stuck in a corn maze and trying.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
To find my way out with people who are panicking
because we can't find our way. It's like, no, I'll
hold your purse and stay at the wait at the door.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
They had to send in people to find us in
the corn maze. My family is like, we got so
lost and it got so dark that they had to
send in people too.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Why do you want to do that? Treat us? Why
do you want to go through that? Yes, for Froggy.

Speaker 11 (27:52):
Somebody talks me into running a half marathon one time.
It was the worst experience of my life. Never ever
do it. Do not let anybody talk you into run
anything for thirteen or twenty six or high ever many
miles it is.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Don't do it.

Speaker 17 (28:05):
No.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Okay, all right, this may be a bit bougie, but
I'll tell you now. Never ever go for a ride
on a snowmobile.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Oh no, way, snowmobiles are fun.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, okay, we had a bad experience. I'll never do
it again.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Did you fly off?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
No? No, I was behind Uncle Johnny. Oh oh no.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
There was a whole line of us going up the
trail on a mountain, snow packed mountain, and Uncle Johnny
was like, it was.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Like it was like bumps and he had to pull
over it. I'm handing a Hawaiid attack. I'm heavy. I
swear to God I'm having a Hawaida attack and I'm like, no,
you're not shy.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Therefore that that bad experience was so bad, I'll never
do it again.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
So backstage at a concert, do it once. That's it. Yeah,
scary A white water rafting during peak.

Speaker 20 (28:57):
That was so fun, no fun, but not not at
the top of the whateverver I was.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I was in New Mexico, I was in hous Yes,
what was it? The Mississippi River? What river is that?
Just what happened? Scary? It was so wild and crazy.

Speaker 20 (29:13):
I got my ass hit hit rocks so many times
the tube. I almost fell out three times. I lost
my sunglasses. Do not go white water rafting during peaks?

Speaker 17 (29:22):
Seas?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, what else? What else? Think about it? Texas now
at fifty five one hundred, what else sucks? But you
just need to do it once. You know, who is
it in your family? Gandhi. They don't like the beach.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Oh, my sister hates the beach. She says, once is
all you need because sand is disgusting, and so are
all the creatures in the water who poop and do
god knows what else. She's like, just give me a
pool near a beach, and I'm good.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
She's be I know.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I like walking on the beach, but I'd rather lounge
by the pool. I'm kind of with her on that.
Let's see line four. Alexis.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Hey, Alexis, you tried it once and you're like, no,
that sucks, never again.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
What was it?

Speaker 24 (30:05):
It was a foam race party. I went to it
in college, so my friend promised me it was gonna
be so much fun. She went to one before, she
said the foam sprinkled from the ceiling. We went there
and they didn't have it from the ceiling. It was
in these huge guns and they would shoot it into
your face and you couldn't breathe. There are times I
had to run out of all the crowd and like
wipe it off my face. I really thought I was

(30:26):
gonna die.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
You started inhaling the foam, You're like, oh god.

Speaker 24 (30:31):
Haley, and then it's all over your hands. So when
you try to waspe it with your hands, you're getting
more foam on your face. It was an experience for sure.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeap, Hey Daniels, what happened? What happen? Does Scottie Bee's wife?

Speaker 7 (30:43):
So we've all been to you know, phone parties together
and everything, and had a great time. But for some reason,
every time we go to one, Scottie Bee's wife gets
pink eye and she she gets.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Sick, and she always blames the phone party. She says,
it was a phone party.

Speaker 19 (30:58):
Got blame.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
It always.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Be outlawed, just in general.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
This shill never exist. Thin.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Get your clothes dirty, your hair is sticky. God knows
what liquid is in there?

Speaker 17 (31:08):
Know what.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I think. I think. We're all except for Scary. He
loves a phone party as long as it's in a
pool at the w Hotel. We love you, Alexis. Thanks,
thanks for listening to us, and have a great day.
Stay away from phone parties. Okay? Uh line two? Avery, Hey, Avery,
how you doing?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Hey? What's going on?

Speaker 17 (31:29):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
I'm one of your New York Black listeners out here
in Queens. I love your guess.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Hey, oh goodyay, Look we love it. We love it.
You're listening and Avery, you tried it once and you'll
never do it again because it sucked. What was it?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Oh my god? Skydiving? I can't seriously, everyone said, oh yeah,
I skydiving. I'm like, no, no, no. The one time
I did it, it was like thanks six years ago
for a birthday event, as if my friends wanted to
do that and listen. On the way down, my ears

(32:03):
popped so bad they thought my ear drooms left my
ears and online to the ground. I was like, before
you went up, it's like it's an airfield, right, so
it's everything's loud right before we went up, right, like
all the planes going kind of loud, me and stuff.
When I fell back down got on the ground, that
same loudness was there, but I thought like everything was whispering.

(32:24):
I was like, my dad was seriously, and I thought
my fears weak like they were not. Thank god they
were not. But it was like, oh my god, never
again had to do with this. I hate my friends.
I can't do this anyway.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
I think I know they did that because they hate you. Avery.
I think that you have successfully talked us all out
of skydiving.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I've always wanted to.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
I want to do it.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I still want to do it.

Speaker 17 (32:54):
You know you.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Can't, but just beware.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Just watch the errars I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I like how I like how you're saying that. Avery.
Avery's like, oh you can't. Go ahead, go on.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
All right, avery man, thanks for listening to us. You
go have a great day to day.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Okay, you too, brother, thank you?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Thanks good All right, let's stay out of those airplanes.
Let's not jump out of them. Yeah, gone to you.
What's up?

Speaker 8 (33:19):
I went skydiving and I thought it was one of
the greatest experiences of my life. Danielle, so I think
you should still do it. I didn't have ear problems.
You obviously can if they don't do things the right way,
or you have your own issues.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
But I had a blast. It was the best experience.
I would do it again in a heartbeat. Do it,
daniel do it.

Speaker 19 (33:34):
I want to.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
I want to look at all these text messages, so
many things you think you should do once and you
do it, and it sucks. This person says Disney's Tower
of Terror wrote it once, never again.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I love the Tower. That's right. Here's another one.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
I thought for a training class, it would be a
good time for me to experience being pepper sprayed. Don't
do it, okay, plan another. Let me go down this list.
I never go to Disney World at Christmas time. It's
the worst ever.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
This year may be good. Oh, here's one. Never ever
break your spine. Okay, okay, I beneath that.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, never jet ski and shark infested waters in the Caribbean.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Okay, finally we go talk to Tommy. Tommy, Uh, you
do it once.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
And it sucks so bad for you, you'll never do
it again. Tommy. What is that.

Speaker 14 (34:29):
Are you trying to talk to? Tammy?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Oh? Tammy?

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Yes, looks like a looks like an oh sorry about that?
So okay, Tammy. You did it once and you'll never
do it again because for you it sucked.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
What's that?

Speaker 14 (34:44):
I feel so bad saying this to you guys. But
New Year's Eve in New York City.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
It looks I agree. Heck you no, you're right, Yeah, no,
you're you're right. Yeah, it does.

Speaker 14 (35:01):
Yet we didn't even it was horrible. We stood in
the same place for seven hours. If there was a
ball there, I never saw it.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
You see people?

Speaker 14 (35:17):
Do you think all we heard was the people standing
around us for seven hours.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
And you couldn't go pee or anything. I'll tell you
here's here's how we look at at New York. A
lot of New Yorkers do love that. By the way,
in Times Square from Year's Eve, you are merely a
prop for the ABC cameras for Ryan Seacrest. If you're
in Times Square for New Year's Eve, they want you.
They're just to make it look fun next time. Just
watching on the TV, because, believe me, I.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Would never get near Times Square, especially on New Years Ungers.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Don't go to New York on New Year's Eve.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
We stay so we totally get your pain.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
We feel your pain. Tammy. It's all good.

Speaker 14 (35:56):
But but I'm steel good that I can brag about
it because every sees it on TV thinks they want
to be there.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Well, yeah, you got it out of your system. It's
off the list, all right, Tammy. You stay safe and
you just this this New Year's Eve. Just hide under
the bed like the rest of us.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Okay, thank you, you too.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
I love the text that came in. Something you should
try once but it sucks. Should never want to do
it again. Guys with large wieners.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I don't know. That's a subjective thing.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
I wait, so Scary put that in our group text message,
and I thought I thought he meant large Wienershi, right back, Scary,
how many large wieners have you had?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Why did you say that? Like that was the weirdest
comment I know. But never to be surprised coming from him.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Right.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Here's one, never have a threesome with your wife's gay
best friend. Okay, good lord, I gotcha. Here's one airy
code eight four five. Would never go to the New
York City tree lighting ever again. I was almost punched.
I almost punched a woman with a stroller in the face.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Okay, and I agree.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
You go to the Christmas tree lighting at rockefellnder Center
one time and.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
That is enough.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
The other one never knew it again a Brazilian wax.
I paid to be assaulted. I swelled up like a peach.
Never again.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
You see this one airy code ninety three to one.

Speaker 11 (37:20):
I was zip planning. My parts got hung in the harness.
I had a big bruise in swelling.

Speaker 17 (37:24):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Zip planning so exciting.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I love it. Yeah, unless you get your parts stuck
in the harness and they swell.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
I want to hear all about the weird, wild stories
you didn't learn in school.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
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Speaker 6 (37:38):
Friend Patty Steele and her podcast The Backstory with Patty
Steel be your guide.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
What are you working on, Patty, Well, here's.

Speaker 19 (37:44):
The deal, Elvis.

Speaker 7 (37:45):
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Speaker 1 (37:48):
From the movies he makes to.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
His serious drug issues.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
This is about Robert Downey Junior and his evolution from
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Speaker 2 (37:57):
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episodes every Tuesday and Friday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Elvister wran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Kesha just rolled in.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
We have so much to talk about, so much, okay,
So let's start with the fact that last time you
sat in this chair and we talked, you talked about
this weird museum in California with a man's skull in
a box. Oh yeah, yeah, do you still have this goal?

Speaker 19 (38:34):
Oh? I didn't have the skull, did you you stole it? No,
I didn't steal it. I got to see the dead
man's head in the box, though, which was kind of
wild wild.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
I totally thought it was like an Indiana Jones situation
where she smuggled it out.

Speaker 19 (38:46):
And now, I mean I would, but okay, I don't
know what kind of karma that brings.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
That was the last conversation. Let's pick it up from there.
A lot has happened, okay, and a lot will happen.
In the next several moments. Okay, let's talk about the
upcoming studio album.

Speaker 19 (39:02):
Yes, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, let's talk about your tour this summer with Scissor
Sisters who love it's.

Speaker 19 (39:08):
Our lady, and we're gonna take I mean, I'm going
to take my I can't speak for everybody. That's a
reason why mine are coming.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
My twenty year old is gonna be like, Ma, can
you get me tickets front?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Exactly? I mean this this show has everything. You got
the sisters, you got Sissor Sisters, you got your out.
I hear they're serving hot dogs.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Oh yeah, everye once free let's go.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, where hot Where'd you read that?

Speaker 19 (39:35):
Right here on the bio bio in the bio then
I guess there's free hot time.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
As you were coming into the building, a friend of
mine down the hall ran up. Paul said, there's this
crazy dressed lady downstairs taking pictures with people. I went, oh,
Cash is here. You always wear the best wardrobe. You
always look so fun.

Speaker 19 (39:56):
Today I woke up and I was like, all right, team,
we're gonna go really like casual. I just don't know how, Okay,
I don't know how or why anyone would.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I don't know how to do it. It's beautiful, it
always is. You're a walking piece of art and that's
what That's all that matters, So which makes me think
about it. Back in the day when you would have
you'd have the stylist come in to like work you
and do your stuff. There was a story you told
a long time ago about this Michael Jackson event in London.

Speaker 19 (40:25):
You went to, Oh yeah, okay, so it was like
one of my first red carpets and I was going
to see them Michael Jackson documentary and there was this
big premiere and the stylist came and she showed me
this dress and it was just like such a basic
bitch dress. I was like, you think I have a
basic bitch but like all right, and she was like,
you can have one of these two basic dresses. And

(40:45):
I was like, okay, I'll take the purple basic one.
And then I'm like you can go now, and then
I called my booty call. We had fun for like
an hour and then I was like, all right, now
I got the moxie, give me the T shirt and
so I throw a T shirt on top of this
like basic bitch stress and it's like an iconic photo.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Now it's everywhere.

Speaker 19 (41:03):
Nobody knows that. That's like I just got laid hair, never.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Before told except for that other time. All right, okay,
let's get to work. Oh by the way, can we
play this te Pain sound? Of course he's on. He's
on the single with you we Love Pain. So he
recorded his part of the song on Twitch. Did you
did you?

Speaker 4 (41:29):
He did?

Speaker 19 (41:29):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
It's right here, this is what we have.

Speaker 19 (41:32):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Will they hear this? I just put.

Speaker 19 (41:38):
That.

Speaker 20 (41:44):
I need to im mother slash on.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
You hear that? I love him?

Speaker 19 (41:59):
What crazy bastard. He's just doing that in front of everybody.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 18 (42:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
He's always been really famous for his auto tune, this
and that, but all the bottle tune. He's got a
great voice.

Speaker 19 (42:10):
He's a genius. He's hilarious. He's a great voice. He's
so kind. I like, I stand teep in.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Let's all stand for.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I stand him and I stand for him.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Wasn't he the first winner for the mass singer t
page The Monster? Wasn't he the Monster?

Speaker 19 (42:28):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
And I cause he had an amazing voice.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Okay, so when's the album coming out though, the whole album.

Speaker 19 (42:33):
The album is coming out on July fourth, Independence Day, Baby.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Okay, I like that. Yeah, let's talk about the tour
so out with Scissor Sisters, which is I love them.
I've always loved them me too, I know. So it's
called the It's Out tour.

Speaker 19 (42:47):
Or you can call it tatas out.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
You can use a medical term though, so we can
call it the breasts out here and make it weird.

Speaker 19 (42:54):
Because we can say.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
We can say penis because it's the medical term.

Speaker 19 (42:58):
Let's change the name penis out. I beg they'll.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
How fun though, I mean, are you ready for a
summer of all that work.

Speaker 19 (43:09):
I'm the CEO of my own record label. I produced,
and I wrote, and I sang every song on this album.
I have full and complete artistic and creative control for
the first time in my life. I'm thirty eight years old,
and I've been doing this since I was like eight
years old, So it has taken me this long to
actually be in control of what I put out and

(43:30):
the image and everything, the voice, everything, it's all up
to me. And so yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
There she goes.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
How good does it feel?

Speaker 19 (43:38):
It just kind of it feels like I have been
like battling for this moment, like my life depended on
it for my whole life, because it kind of have been.
So it feels really good. It's like taking some getting
used to to be like I am the boss of everything.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
I'm excited for you.

Speaker 19 (43:53):
I'm really excited you have to come and I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
For the t show how it usually works. I will
say this, A lot of people are listening to this
right now, hearing you, and they know your story obviously,
and they're like in their lives they're thinking, well, is
if she can do it, I should try to do it.
Someone who's living this life listening to this right now,
where they are held back for whatever reason, or they're
holding themselves back for whatever reason. No one can make

(44:20):
the decision for you. No one can fix that except
for yourself. And it can be a long drawn out
battle or just start working on it right now.

Speaker 18 (44:27):
You know.

Speaker 19 (44:28):
Yeah, I mean, it's just listening to yourself. For me,
it's like listening to what feels right and like trusting
yourself in little ways, and you have the right to
like be exactly who you are today and you should
fight for that person to.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Feel free, give yourself permission to be in charge of yourself.

Speaker 19 (44:49):
Yeah, you got.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You gotta actually give yourself permission, and you gotta let
yourself off the hook with a.

Speaker 19 (44:52):
Lot of messy, Like it might be kind of messy.
I look back in my career sometimes I'm like, oh
my god, I look at some red carpet pictures and
I just am like, Wow, that lives on the internet forever.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Everything forever.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Nothing you can do about that.

Speaker 19 (45:05):
Now, there's nothing I can And like, there are some
days I wish there was somebody I could pay to
really wipe that internet.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
No, you can't, because that's a part of that's a
part of you. What are you showing? Oh my god,
that's just late. Oh my god.

Speaker 19 (45:19):
It's like everyone thought my hair was like it's a
that was like I was getting laid a lot.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
It's that something about Marry Hairdo remember that that movie? Okay,
we'll leave it right there.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
So we're talking about everything living forever, and you've said
that when you write a song, it's like a piece
of you becomes immortal, it stays there forever.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
A moment in your life.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
Looking back at a very long career, are there immortalized
moments of your life that you're like, you know what.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Damn it, I would like to delete that one.

Speaker 19 (45:49):
Not they're like beyond there are years and I'm like, wow,
you shouldn't have left the house, But like, what am
I going to do? I think that's part of like
the growth and growing is also acceptance. Like that's why
I'm just fine if it's a little messy, because life
is messy and I'm just here for like, I'm here

(46:11):
to be authentic. I'm not trying to play like I
have it all figured out. But I just think the
most radical thing we can do is love ourselves and
love each other when we have no control over anything
else that's happening out there. I think that's the most
like political radical thing we can do. And that includes
the pictures that I hate of myself, the songs that
I cringe at. Oh my god. There are songs I

(46:33):
put out that I no, no, no, no, they're there.
You can hear them specific attention.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
I hate them so much. I don't even perform those
songs anymore.

Speaker 19 (46:48):
I don't know that's a fun exercise. Maybe I like try.
There are some songs that I really have a hard
time with that I am gonna perform on this tour
because I'm doing an active service for the audience. I
am wanting them to have the best night of their
life every single night. Like I'm playing MSG for the
first time in my career.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Wait, you got the garden?

Speaker 19 (47:08):
Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Relations thank you, that's awesome, right.

Speaker 19 (47:14):
And like I want to go in there with I
just want it to be such a safe space for
people to come, be full of love. I want to
play the songs you want to hear. I want to
have fun, and I want it to be like a
beautiful healing a couple of hours in a world full
of chaos.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
What if you revamped some of the songs, like you know,
if you had a negative reaction to it, but you
revamped it a little bit and made it like more
your own.

Speaker 19 (47:34):
Now, well, that's kind of what I'm doing, not to
like give any like hot secrets away, but that is
everyone spoiler alert.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
Well, but speaking of every vamping songs, how quickly did
you get in the studio and change the line about
p Diddy because that seems like it happened.

Speaker 19 (47:52):
Oh my god, well that I actually changed that In
the twenty twenty three tour I like was paying attention,
and I was like, absolutely not. Okay, I like and
good conscience can't say anything positive good decisions. Yeah, in
the same sentence. So it was way before. It's before
we have all the information we have now. But yeah, okay,

(48:16):
absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I love that you love in Gaga's album.

Speaker 19 (48:19):
I'm obsessed with her. I love her so much. She
gives me so much like hope and light. And she's
the coolest.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
I'm sure she'd say the same about you. No, she's cooler.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
I want to I'm gonna do a reach around. I'm
gonna go back to something we talked about a second ago.
You see these photos of you in the past, this
and that we saw a play in.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Part of the premise was these bots had the ability
to go back and erase whatever they wanted to erase
out of their memory. Would you want to do that?
Or do you find that these missteps or whatever are
such an important part of who you've become you got
to keep them in there.

Speaker 19 (48:56):
Okay, Well, so here's the tea. I actually just wrote
a song about this recently. It's not on the new record,
it's not even done, but it's called Idiot Shivers and
it's like, that's what I have. That's what I call
when I give myself the like cringey idiot shivers where
you're like, wow, you're being kind of an idiot right now,
to the point where you're getting chills all over your
own body about the way you're acting.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Wow, it physically changes you.

Speaker 19 (49:18):
You don't have any of these moments where you're like, oh, yikes.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Nos, I regret nothing. Really, look at me.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
You don't.

Speaker 19 (49:24):
But you don't wear like wild Well maybe you do
in your off time. Do you wear like wild style
things sometimes and get sea pictures of it and you're like,
that's not my a of course.

Speaker 21 (49:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
When I lost all my weight, I used to dress
like a fifteen.

Speaker 19 (49:36):
Year old and heat and blonde.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I was a platinum blonde. I walked in. My husband
looked at me and said, you're a platinum blonde. Yeah,
he said, you look like a whoa trunk Stateton Island.
But I had those moments, But I don't regret those
because I needed to go through that. I needed that's
a part of my fiber, that's my being. You got
to have these embarrassing, fed up things in your life.

Speaker 19 (49:56):
Well, they give you character.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
So would you want to erase those?

Speaker 19 (49:58):
Would I want to erase Let me think about it. No,
I don't want to erase it. You're right because, like
I think, the greatest sin of all is being a
basic bitch and I am not that.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh no, you're not.

Speaker 19 (50:11):
And I have photographic evidence.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Of course, Kesh is here. If you missed the beginning
of this, you can always listen to us on the
iHeartRadio app. Now let's talk about the rest of the album.
What else is like? Where are you taking us? What
ride at the amusement park? Are we riding?

Speaker 19 (50:30):
What's so weird? I was listening to the album as
I was coming here, but I was like listening to
my own song, thinking about how it helps me get
back to the truest form of myself. So I wanted
to capture what it sounds like to be someone who
has gone through some and is coming back home to

(50:52):
themselves and harnessing their power. Like everybody knows what I've
been through. You can google it. Anybody can go find
out what I've been through. Like, I can't hide from
the fact that I've been through some stuff, but to
put it out into the world. And here's somebody who's
been through what I've been through, like really feeling themselves
and being in their power and being in their confidence.

(51:13):
Like I pray that gives other people power and confidence.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
That's what I'm loving about people who are listening to
this right now. And you know what, this is nothing
to be taken lightly. This is a heavy, heavy thing
you just said about this album, about this work. It's
I mean, this could be I'm just guessing, I don't
this could be the most major moment of your life,
this album, Yeah, because it represents like a total, a
total douching of the BS.

Speaker 19 (51:39):
Yes, and like coming back myself.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
But you know what, that BS is always gonna be
a part of your life though. Yeah, So if you
could erase any of this BS, you maybe still need
to keep it in there because it makes you who
you are what does.

Speaker 19 (51:49):
It makes you stronger, and it gives you empathy. I
feel like the people have gone through the most stuff
have so much empathy, and we're all human having this
human experience and we're not alone, and we all feel
alone and we're disconnected. So I hope this album is
like a really beautiful spot of joy and healing and confidence.

(52:10):
I just want to make people really feel themselves no
matter what you've been through.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
There's so many people who can't do that. They just
can't let loose. What you're doing and what you are
going to give us on this album is from a
very personal place, and I'm assuming most artists are trying
to come from a very personal place. But Joe Jonas
or Jock Jackson or whatever down the hallway that they don't.
You don't. I just tried to come up with a name,

(52:36):
and for some reason, Joe Jones. This statement has nothing
to do with Jo Jonas. We love jon Let's just say.
Let's just say Joe Smith down the street maybe going
through a lot of crack, but he can't release it.
He can't let it go like that. And can you
imagine being a person who can't do that?

Speaker 19 (52:54):
Well, So this is the tea, give me the ta Okay.
So I've been going to this hippie and teaching songwriting
and also gave it ted talk last year about the
alchemy of pop. So pop is my form of art
and my form of expression. But I now am going
back and teaching people how to write songs because I
cannot imagine not having an outlet. I would explode like

(53:17):
fashion is an outlet, cooking is an outlet, talking poetry,
playing music, whatever it is, painting, But I think it's
so important to have that outlet. And as someone who
did not have the rights to my own outlet for
twenty years, I beg of you don't take that for granted. Like,
you have these emotions inside of you, and if you

(53:39):
express them, it's just gonna connect you to other people. Literally,
whatever your body is telling you, however it's supposed to
come out of you, just let it come. And the
hard part is you feel really stupid sometimes. That's why
I wouldn't erase the stupid pictures is because in that
moment that was my outlet. I put a mullet on
and walk down a red carpet and thought I was
so funny. And those pictures are horror fine, but like

(54:01):
in that moment, my expression was joy and like humor
and I look really stupid.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
You don't, I do you think you do? I think it's.

Speaker 19 (54:12):
Confirmed, but.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Science science backs this.

Speaker 19 (54:19):
But like, I think it's really important to like encourage
people to express themselves, which is exactly why I'm excited
to go on tour this summer.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Excellent, so taut tour, come.

Speaker 19 (54:31):
Express yourself, take your peas out or take you out
or don't. And I think I'm also going to have
like a color code. I haven't got it together yet,
but it's it partnered up with Field, which is a
dating app. And I think it's really hard for people
to connect these days because we're all on our phones, right,
So you can come and depending on like what color
you wear, you're like looking for a different kind of thing,

(54:53):
Like I'm ever these parties.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Oh I like it, but.

Speaker 19 (54:58):
Like red, if you wear red, it means you're like
single and curious. Or if you're like white, you're like
maybe around for a cuddle, and if you're black, you're like,
don't touch me. I will figure out the actual like
color coding. That's so cool, But I want to give
people a place to connect to because I think connection
is so important.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
We have a lot of work to do. Off you
got to get the wieners for the hot dogs, you
got to come up to the color code system. I find
a nice pamphlet to share it with people, a handout.

Speaker 8 (55:26):
I have a question about the dating app stuff. So
are you someone who has used dating apps?

Speaker 18 (55:30):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (55:30):
Yeah, it's a trash pit.

Speaker 18 (55:32):
It is.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
It can be a really bad but this.

Speaker 19 (55:38):
I like this app because you can go and just
be like authentic about what you're into and what you want,
like I genuinely want not sorry, I want a sugar
daddy to fly me around on his plane and amazing,
but I want to just like be on yacht. I

(56:00):
want him to be like, which color do you want? Baby?
And I want to be like I want both. I
want that and THEE and be like, oh good, you
should have them both. Go lay on your yacht, you princesses.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
If you don't get it, if you don't.

Speaker 19 (56:15):
Ask for it, So that's what you're going match with
a million And I've put on my Field app and
I'm just gonna see if the universe is going to
deliver me the pink and blue yacht or not the summer,
but I'm really hoping it does.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
If you should want to help you with that, just
talk to my husband. He found one.

Speaker 19 (56:31):
Do you give him yacht?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
He's got one another color a dream.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
You can be married to him.

Speaker 19 (56:39):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
We gotta play some music. This is from the upcoming
album which is coming out July fourth. What's the name
of the album?

Speaker 19 (56:45):
Period? What is it a dance, No, it's period.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Period.

Speaker 19 (56:52):
It's actually just a period.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
This is a dot Okay, it means everything, actually.

Speaker 19 (56:59):
Every and I don't need to explain it because it's
a period.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
The incredible tea pain. We love you, cash you come
back anytime you.

Speaker 19 (57:15):
I just got a.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Re new car.

Speaker 19 (57:21):
Yeh, Bilskys built it. It's already gone that rusty bark.
Go on and put it on toot and that will
because I don't put my record, don't it in my
ear bud.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
It's leaving up.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
I'm dying height.

Speaker 19 (57:37):
It's a miracle. I'm drinking spirits and spiritual good God, damn,
oh that's what I lie.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I'm feeling loose.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
I'm feel liar.

Speaker 19 (57:48):
I'm at smooth.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
I'm a lie.

Speaker 19 (57:51):
I got them moosome. Everybody's tight.

Speaker 25 (57:54):
I just got a renewed car, holding down in the
trailer park. We got on the phone's gonna ready coin.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Beka bekaya. I just boot in the brain and barks
in upon me.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Have some damn.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I just want to see a pretty girl dance in it.
Tranks on me just because I can't to his eye,
there's a party can on my car. Don't dance that's
hit the bot spit side the orderment cats.

Speaker 25 (58:44):
You got a sound by the whole it.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Regular girls can't handle more where I can motivate. Don't
order it is. You don't want to get into all
sorts of put that booty next to this. It's everything.
You don't know that I'm having st Edison. Couldn't get
this little texon in this.

Speaker 25 (58:57):
You just gotta red milk down at the trailer.

Speaker 18 (59:02):
We have got one side singing kika yea yeah. He's
down around.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
The one side bringing ka kay yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 18 (59:23):
Yeah, I be kay bekay yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
It's a two.

Speaker 18 (59:28):
Bird and the dollar change struck gets.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Upon currently only tennis.

Speaker 25 (59:35):
This person buy from tennis two steps up.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Down a cowboy stetche. He's coming in.

Speaker 25 (59:42):
The liquor see pretty thing and he's type blue change.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
God it doesn't Mike.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I'm singing Carrie Oki out of time about a tune
out a long.

Speaker 14 (59:56):
It's up a bell.

Speaker 25 (59:57):
If I go to jail tonight, I just gotta run
nuke holding down on the trailer, bark we wait, gome onside.

Speaker 18 (01:00:10):
I just gotta dab com weipe yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Yeah jip be.

Speaker 18 (01:00:33):
Yea yea yea, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Hey, I'm at sharing. Hey, what's up with Sweni?

Speaker 17 (01:00:44):
Was good as metro boomer?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
That was Durand in the morning shot phone Elvis, Elvis Durant.
Phone tap Garrett has the phone? What do you have today?

Speaker 13 (01:01:00):
Susan wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Gerald. Now,
the couple recently moved into a new home that has
an association attached to their home. So Gerald wants to
get rid of this old tree that's in front of
his house, right, but he can't because there's rules. Yeah,
So he's put some calls into the association saying, hey,
can you help me get rid of this? So I'm
going to return the call to Gerald saying, hey, here
are the rules you can't do?

Speaker 17 (01:01:21):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
There are rules, Yes, let's explore Garrett's phote.

Speaker 13 (01:01:26):
Hello, I'm looking for a Gerald.

Speaker 17 (01:01:29):
This is Gerald. How can I help you?

Speaker 13 (01:01:30):
I'm Jeffrey Probes. I work what's glad Issh's Association?

Speaker 17 (01:01:34):
Okay, yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 13 (01:01:36):
As the board president? That's why I'm calling. According to
the law of the association, unfortunately, you're not allowed to
cut down the tree.

Speaker 17 (01:01:44):
Why it's all my property that I've just bought. It's
an eyesore, So why do I not have the discretion
to cut it down if I want to?

Speaker 13 (01:01:52):
Well, that tree has been there since the inception of
the association, so it's kind of like sacred ground.

Speaker 17 (01:01:57):
So it's on my land that you don't know how
much of pain that is causing us. It looks terrible.
You're you're the president of the homeowners association. Have you
driven around the neighborhood. Do you see that tree?

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:02:07):
I totally understand where you're coming from with it, and
and that's totally fine. But I just wanted because we've
we've gotten a few complaints from neighbors.

Speaker 17 (01:02:15):
They're hell with neighbors complaining bylaws.

Speaker 13 (01:02:17):
That's how we move forward as a community. We go
by the bylaws.

Speaker 17 (01:02:20):
I don't give up flying about a by law. The
community ain't paying my mortgage, they ain't paying none of
my utilities or nothing. That tree is ugly as hell,
and I'm about to cut it down.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Gerald, we could bring this trout.

Speaker 17 (01:02:32):
Did you tell you again, did you read did you read.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Your content book when when you first moved in.

Speaker 17 (01:02:36):
Yes, I read the damn content book. I know all
about the bylaws, and they're obsolete. They're crazy. Y'all wanted
somebody to buy the house. I got the house. We're
good neighbors. We don't cause any problem. But you saying
that I can't because the bylaws and y'all won't.

Speaker 13 (01:02:50):
Actually, we've been getting complaints from a few of the neighbors.

Speaker 17 (01:02:52):
Right, I've been in less than two weeks. Who the
sam hell is complaining on me already?

Speaker 13 (01:02:58):
Well, mister Smithersteen actually left a voicemail for me.

Speaker 17 (01:03:02):
Who the hell is mister Smitherstein. The only person I
know in the neighborhood is my girlfriend because she lives
with me. Who is Sam Allan Smitherstein.

Speaker 13 (01:03:11):
Oh, okay, well he's he's he's one of the first
people to move into the association.

Speaker 17 (01:03:15):
Oh so he's older than the bilogs of carrying off?

Speaker 13 (01:03:18):
Well, sirka, well he actually I actually he left a voicemail,
so I can hold on.

Speaker 17 (01:03:23):
Let me just play it back to play a complaint.

Speaker 26 (01:03:25):
Oh, Jeffrey, are you there, Jeffrey, it's it's it's Dino.
I'm just calling about the tree. I saw this couple
move in and they said that they were trying to
cut it down. I saw the equipment in everything, I'm
just calling. Why would they knock down the tree. It's
a legacy tree. It's a legacy tree. It's been in
the community for years.

Speaker 17 (01:03:41):
It's really that's the that's the that's the complaint to
talking about a legacy tree. I tell you what I
want to do, and your legacy tree. You know what
I'm getting in the car now, we're gonna sell this
an hour and a half and you'll see me then.

Speaker 13 (01:03:55):
Gary, are you there?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Yeah, we have to we have to end this now.

Speaker 27 (01:03:58):
Like he's in a car.

Speaker 13 (01:04:00):
We got to stop him now, all right, all right,
let's let's call him right back. Give me a give
me just like one or two minutes of just messing
with him, and then we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Bust a joke.

Speaker 27 (01:04:07):
Okay, you can't drive that step far away from work
for no reason.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
He can't do that.

Speaker 27 (01:04:12):
That's that's his job, all right.

Speaker 17 (01:04:13):
I'm in trouble, Jerald, What what's up? You're pall No,
I'm not alright. The homeowners association they won't let us
cut down that has tree in the yard, and they
I just got off of the phone with these jerks.
I'm on my way. I am peed off because when
I get to the house. That damn tree is gone.
There is no way in hell I'm gonna let that

(01:04:34):
ugly tree stay in our yard. Legacy tree or not.
You work, I mean, yes, yeah, I'm already in the car.
I'll be home and now probably fifty minutes. This is
I'm not dealing with this anymore. I'm on my way.
Now they're gonna.

Speaker 13 (01:04:52):
Gerald, Gerald, Hey, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
On Gerald.

Speaker 13 (01:04:55):
My name is Garre from Elvis dur in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped by your girlfriend.

Speaker 27 (01:05:03):
I got famous, don't work.

Speaker 17 (01:05:09):
I'm in the parking lot, trying to get my thoughts
together before I get there. Oh you think that's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
This table was.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 17 (01:05:24):
Phone table in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
All right, I'm gonna tell you right now this is
gonna gonna get kind of rough.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Uh uh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Where was I reading this? Hold on? Uh? Here we
go the top ten grossest words in English.

Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
I mean, this music is so appropriate, and now it's
time for the top ten grossest words in English.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Sort of fact. These are so gross.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
One of them I can't I'm not gonna use I
can't use it. So this is nine of the grossest words.
In the English language.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
I mean, it's just that one word that you hear
that just makes you yes, yes, yes, gandhi give me one.

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
Okay, So it's not it's not as gross as what
I picture in my head. But the word viscosity when
it has to rule.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Ye, disgusting, Daniel, what word?

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Oh, I can't say the word. You know what word
it is, because whenever you say go say it, I'm
not going to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I'm not going to say froggy the grossest word in
the English language for you.

Speaker 11 (01:06:39):
The other day, I was on the phone with a
customer service rep talking about my water heater was doing
something wrong, and the person used the word discharge. I
hate the word discharge. It is a disgusting words. I
know you can be discharged from the hospital. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
I hate that word right exactly. It's gross all right.
But by the way, on this list in front of me,
none of these have made it. What about flim.

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
Number two on the list? Okay, so that's on there,
all right? All right, I'll go ahead and give you
the list. Ready, should we count them down?

Speaker 19 (01:07:17):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
From the top puss.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Oh yeah, I have a question about that word. The
word puss.

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
So when you're talking about something that is puss filled,
it would be like a pussy wound.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Right, yes, yes, how do you spell that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Okay, Number two.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
Wondering.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Number Number two on the list is flem The number
three seepage.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Yeah, that's a gross one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I feel like that's in the discharged family.

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
Let's let's not take it to the extremes. Number four,
here is the another word that really bothers. Uh, froggy,
And that's the word moist. I think, I think if
a cupcake and I'm fine. Some of those muffins and
Daniel's kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Oh yeah, get my muffin out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Okay. The number five word I cannot use on the
air and I won't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Number six fester.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Oh yeah, faster rhymes with molester, so you just just
the two together.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Maybe fester actually is a It means like, don't let
something bother you for a while. Don't let it fester?
Is that what that means?

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
I'm geture, like build up, like gold festering on some
bread and a bag.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Guys, guys, I know I'm being really serious. Let's just
calm down. Really, can you look up the word fester?
For me someone.

Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
Yeah, so it says if you're talking about a wound
or a sore, it becomes septic.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
So that's what festering means, you all right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Moving on, the next word after fester is mucus. Okay,
you know what, I think we've sort of to sensitized
the word mucus. The next word is ooz ooz oohs
is fine. Number nine putrid, very true, very descriptive putrid.

(01:09:18):
And number ten something a lot of people eat every day. Curd. Oh,
because cheese curds then, but yeah, I love there's nothing
better than the cheese curds. You go out to the
fair and you get the cheese curds.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
There are other words like lougie and secrete. We don't
have to go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
The second one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
And you know what discharges on this list too? There froggy,
There you go, here's what I love.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
That's easy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
There you go. Anyway, Uh, we almost got through the
entire list. But there's some that even we won't use.
That really tells you that we are a class act. Yeah,
I know, look at us, we are so classy. No
use we use this word responsible responsible broadcasters to lead

(01:10:10):
those words off that list.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
The word that you could not say. Could you do
a rhymes with no no, no no no no no
no no no.

Speaker 17 (01:10:19):
Oh.

Speaker 23 (01:10:19):
There goes Elvis Elvis ter Wren in the Morning Show.
Elvis Elvis ter Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Dare I bring up man's blaming? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Please.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
So the other day, when Gandhi and our friend Cheryl
Crowley were having lunch together, dinner together, there was a
guy at the next table who decided to tell them what.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
It's like to be a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
How did this conversation conversation get sparked?

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
He was very friendly and he just sat down and started,
you know, like kind of I think, hitting on some people.
And in the process of him doing that, he was
talking about how women love him because he knows what
women love.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Of course he.

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
Doesn't, he said, Did he say those words, I know
what women? Yeah, so listen closely learn something little lady.

Speaker 19 (01:11:08):
Without a doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Is that what he said?

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
He didn't say, little lady, but he was like, oh,
let me tell you women love me because I know
what women love and that's important.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
And I was like, by all means, regale me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Well, Danielle, don't you want to hear what women.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Love knows, I would lap my ass off at this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
So what's on his list of things he is aware
of that women love.

Speaker 8 (01:11:29):
Okay, he will woo you because he knows that women
love the Kardashians, purses, a big dinger, a man who
takes charge being ignored.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Women love being ignored. He said, oh we do. Yeah,
they love it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:44):
And I love competing for attention with other women. That
is what women love it we do.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
Okay, So this makes him the Romeo of all Romeos
because he knows that this is what women love.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Let's let's break this down. Okay, all women love purses.
I do not. Okay, a lot of them do.

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
I'm not saying that that's not possible. But not every
woman is obsessed with purses.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
I am, but you know that's just me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Okay, you like you like bags.

Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
But the thing is he's saying that he's a great
guy for women because he knows that women love purses.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Okays love purses.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Women love the Kardashians here, No, okay, I do love them. So, Danielle,
this guy so far is uh, he's winning in your books.
So he knows that women like a big dinger. Danielle. Yes,
I think nobody walks through wanting a small one.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
No one wants a small one. But there is is
too big.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, there is such.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Yeah there there.

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
I'm assuming I'm not man's planning. I'm assuming there are
women that like all sorts of different things. But for
him to say that he is God's gift to women
because he knows that all women love big dingers, that's
my point.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
You love this the Kardashians and a big things.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
He thinks that he does well with women because he
knows that women like men who take charge.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
M I'm not so sure about.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
And he was saying, you know, ladies, what at the
end of the day, you want to come home and
you want to be treated basically like you just said Elvis,
like a little lady. I'm gonna do everything. I'm gonna
tell you what you want to do.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Oh thanks, are you? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
You're gonna tell me what to do?

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
Love that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Yeah, what do I want to do?

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
He thinks he's God's give to women because he knows
that women like being ignored, is what he said.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Nope, he is my favorite thing opposite. Yeah, please don't
ignore me. I don't get irritated.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
I would want him to ignore me.

Speaker 11 (01:13:44):
So you come home with a big purse, turn on
the Kardashians, show her your dinger, and ignore her.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
She's all yours. Don't tell me what to do. This
is why he's winning.

Speaker 20 (01:13:56):
Yes, Gary, So I disagree vehemently with all the things
that of this guy's said.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
However, I would hope that you would think that.

Speaker 20 (01:14:03):
Yes, But when it comes to the ignoring thing, maybe
it was a poor choice of words, and maybe it
was he's talking about getting the girl.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
See I feel like man explaining for.

Speaker 10 (01:14:16):
The man's playing guy on this point only only, and
that is I think that this guy is trying to
say that if you chase too hard, too quickly, you
may they may run away.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Because a lot of times women women won't pay attention
to Okay, we would call that women like a challenge
not to be ignored. I think that works for both
men and women, men and men and women and women.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
And let's also be honest.

Speaker 8 (01:14:40):
People only say you're giving them too much attention because
they're not that attracted to you. Because if somebody is
attracted to you, they want all the attention you can
send them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
The flowers.

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
You can show up and say hi and they'll be like, oh,
it's so romantic. But when they're not attracted to you,
then it's creepy. That's the difference.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Yeah, And the word ignore means you completely disconnect. Right,
So look, you may play whatever you want to call
it hard to get or hey, lists, take this slow,
you know, whatever version of that game you want to play.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I get that. But if you just ghost me, that's
ignoring me. And I think that's that's really crappy, not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
And my man's plainning maybe I Nope, I agree with
you on that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
See, he also thinks he's God's gift to women because
he thinks that women love competing with other women around them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Oh I got my list, No, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
That's me of the worst man's plain ever, which I
think a lot of men think that way, and I
could be wrong. I don't want to females plain woman's plain.
But women don't want to compete with each other. The
women that I know in my life, we want to
uplift each other and be on a team with one another.
Danielle and I do not compete for anything. Maybe like

(01:15:51):
a snack if one of us has to go on
for it first. But aside from that, we don't come.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
At each other. None of the women on this show.

Speaker 17 (01:15:57):
Do you know?

Speaker 8 (01:15:58):
And it's completely wrong that he says all women love that. No,
maybe the ones he hangs out with, which don't sound
super funny.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
I said, was this guy even cute?

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
I don't want to say in Casey's listening, Well, sure
people think he's handsome.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Okay, but that's good. Well he's just he negated all that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
But all I'm saying is this, if you if a
guy feels the need to tell you why he is
successful with.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Women, and here's my list. That really tells you a lot,
right there, doesn't it?

Speaker 20 (01:16:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Absolutely?

Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
And all I could think the whole time was I
wonder what the guys on this show think women love,
because that would be hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
We already know what thinks.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
I'll tell you what I think because you told us
I think you love the things that you have been
very clear about.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
You like a guy with a sense of humor.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Now, I'm not trying to man explain and tell you
what I think. I'm telling you that because you you
have said that too much. We listen to what you said.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I appreciate that about you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
That is true.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
I think women enjoy having somebody around who makes them laugh,
who makes them feel comfortable in their skin.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
I think anybody man.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Waking up in the morning, Elvis in the Morning show.

Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
Who make them feel good, make them feel good about themselves,
make them feel like they're a better version of themselves.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Not this like I'm going to ignore you. You have
to keep up with me. We're going to play this
stupid game. I don't think a lot of people will
know that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
If you're ignoring me, I'm not sure that's making me
feel good about.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
My dollar he thinks that. Okay, let me give you
another one. Let me mana playing some more. Oh wow,
okayat yeah, I believe that you would really really appreciate
being listened to. Absolute Yes, you've made that very clear
as well.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:17:40):
So I actually was dating somebody for a while, and
you know me, I don't want to get married.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
That is not my thing. I am not a marriage hater.

Speaker 13 (01:17:47):
It's just not for me.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
And we were dating for a long time.

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
All the women at his workplace were telling him, dude,
you got to get her a ringer she's leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
You gotta do it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
And I would say to him, please, don't listen to
those other women at work, listen to the woman in
the home.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
That's me. I don't want to ring. Don't do that.
And it was just always the stinct. They told me
again that I got to get to a ring. I
was like, oh, so annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
There you go, any other man's plainers in the room. No,
I'm just trying to keep check of all the things
I need to do so that a woman will like me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:18:18):
So make sure I got this right. I need to
come home. I need to have another woman with me
for her to compete with. Hand her a purse, tell
her what to do, turn on the Kardashians, show her
my dinger, and then ignore her.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Yeah, of course it is all mine, according to that guy.
I say, you do the opposite. Let's go talk to
Liz on line twenty four.

Speaker 14 (01:18:40):
Hey liz Hi, how are you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
We're doing well?

Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
So you heard about this man's plaining guy that was
across the restaurant from Gandhi and her friend Cheryl. But
you said your brother, Actually, man's playing something about what
he knows about women and it must drive you a
little crazy, right, Oh?

Speaker 28 (01:18:58):
Absolutely? I think my brother is a total player. He
probably wouldn't say the same, but he treats women poorly,
and he is adamant that that is what gets them
interested in him.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Interested in what way? Would I guess that's the question.

Speaker 14 (01:19:15):
I guess to sleep with him?

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
See.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
I think that there are probably some women out there
who do respond to that, and from like a place
of insecurity and wanting to people please and thinking, oh,
this guy doesn't like me, let me do everything I
can to make him like me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
What I would say, The majority of women don't want that.
Nobody wants to be treated poorly.

Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
I could say, if a guy is really hot and
you're only in it to sleep with him, and you
know you have the same views like you wouldn't you're
not in it for a long term thing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
And then maybe you'll sleep with them.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
But if it's somebody you want to have a relationship with,
that's not how you're going to go about doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
That's not you want to be treated.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
Hey scary, is there something stupid do you want to
add to the show? I think I think I see
it simmering.

Speaker 12 (01:20:03):
There is some some women get drunk off the d
and then it's some times it's tough to break away
from a guy who treats them poorly.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
So you can't see the light.

Speaker 20 (01:20:14):
Through the trees because they're so blinded by something that
they may be addicted to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
It in their world. So do you think that really
has more to do with her than him? Actually?

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
Probably, yeah, yeah, So it's not some women are addicted
to the deeds. Some people just haven't come to the
realization that they deserve better, and they do. I'm sorry,
I must be man explaining again, Pale, Liz. I mean, so,
did you have an argument with your brother about his
claims that treating women poorly get him laid.

Speaker 28 (01:20:48):
I mean, he's not wrong, it does. It works out
in his favor. But for you know, my sister and
I we just look at him like he has ten
heads because we like our boyfriends to treat us very nice, right,
And you know, I think it just makes it. It
gives any future women in my brother's path kind of
a a syphie's choice of whether you want to nice guy.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
Or But Liz, you have crafted your sentence brilliantly and
we love it. Thank you for listening to us, you
have a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Some some women will be like, oh, you know what,
I can change him.

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
He might have treated me like crap, but I'm going
to get him to treat me better and I'm going
to change this guy challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Yeah, I don't know. Look, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:21:42):
One thing we're all in search of, I must Man's
plain is happiness and the feeling of being appreciated and loved.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
And you know, sometimes you got to.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
Reevaluate little how you're how you're mining for that. Is
it really working out to your favor? Are you really
going to get the person that you truly deserved that way? Well,
you know these are lessons you have to learn on
your own. But having a guy in a restaurant and
man's planning it to you say, well here's a little lady, here's.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
Let me tell you what you like.

Speaker 29 (01:22:11):
Okay, I love this, and there you have it. Come on,
wake up Mytory in the morning soon.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
So you know, every once in a while we tell
you our own Scotty Bee here is he's from another planet?

Speaker 18 (01:22:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
We know that he says things, does things that I
don't know. Normal people don't do what you're just you're
just kind of weird I am sometimes. So here's the
latest one. We have a busted coffee machine here, Yeah,
we have we have a good one. We have the Delongi,
which is fantastic, and we have the other one that
it's you know, the one supplied by iHeart.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
It's that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
You know, every station has one and you put the
envelope in and push the button and then the envelope
produces coffee. But Scotty Bee refuses to use it because
he's convinced that in the middle of the night men
walk in and put their wieners in it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
I think people.

Speaker 30 (01:23:06):
I think people around here do stuff to the machinery
and I don't want to drink coffee out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Where are they putting the wiener in.

Speaker 30 (01:23:12):
A coffee hole? In the coffee holes? I don't know
coffee that Yeah, I don't know. I just think that
people do it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
This says a lot about Scotty What's to be honest,
because he would because yeah, yeah, I think if he's
suspecting that other people do this, at some point Scotty
has stuck his wiener into a coffee machine.

Speaker 11 (01:23:29):
No, it's exactly right. If you think that people are
doing it. It means you've done it or you've thought
about doing it.

Speaker 20 (01:23:36):
It makes me think you've reached havoc on the radio
station on those long, lonely overnights you used to work here.

Speaker 30 (01:23:41):
No, I would never do damage to something, to hurt somebody.
I just I feel like there are people that.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
Are up to no good, and I am in the
studio today, So I'm sitting right across the glass from Scotty.

Speaker 30 (01:23:50):
Look in the eye and tell me you've never put
your wiener in a coffee machine. I've never put my
wiener in a coffee machine. Other things, yes, but not
a coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
Other than a human Where else have you put your wiener?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Not in this office?

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Oh my god, listen to the changing subject. I have
a feeling this is a slippery slope to hell. Nately,
Senior executive producer, why do you let this this?

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
This is kind of conversation happened. I have no control
over Scotty's idiosyncrasies. He's crazy, like what happened to he
was a child, Scotty. That makes you act like this? Now,
if someone hurt who was just bored, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Okay, yeah, all right, Well I still have to know where.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Find out during the song. Yes, straight, Well, I have
heard when you go to a hotel room and Scotty,
you might know about this here that's supposed to use
the coffee machine there because if there's sex parties or orgies,
they heat up their lube in the coffee machine. What, yes,
I've heard that. Oh, speaking of sex parties, did you
hear what happened up in Queens?

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
Yeah, the New York sheriffs broke up an underground swingers
sex club in Queens. It's a private, upscale premise swing club.
They call it Caligula, And so when the sheriff deputies arrived,
they found three couples having sex in a small room,
while others were gathered across the venue unlawfully drinking alcohol

(01:25:10):
and socializing and dancing to a Djit the one woman,
Jennifer Hayes forty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
I like how the paper does that. They tell you
the name of the purp and then how old she is.

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
Jennifer Hayes, forty seven, was the only attendee who was
fined and given a summons for his orderly conduct.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
I wonder what she did.

Speaker 20 (01:25:28):
Well, she mouthed off to the authorities, but they found
a big box of condoms.

Speaker 31 (01:25:34):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:37):
Once again, I have been raised in the most sheltered
of lives. I've never been to a sex club. I
actually wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Yesterday we all went to one.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Yeah, but that's more of a fetish club, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
That was insane with the stuff that was going on
around us. I'm like, what the hell was going on here?

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
And there was finger food and be boy eating.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah, Scottie b last minute there nor food.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
You go over there and finger Larry and then you
go eat the finger food.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Yeah again, Nate, how do you let this happen on
this show? You should bring her in and have a
conversation with her. Yeah, you need to put Daniel on
report for talking like that.

Speaker 17 (01:26:29):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
A question to that, since we're talking about it, like
who starts these sex clubs? And how do you get
other people? How do you invite them? I don't know.
Scary says he gets an invite from someone.

Speaker 20 (01:26:38):
Get these emails every week for the last ten years
to say, yeah, hey, you should come to this sex party.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
And I don't know if it's real or not. Something
tells me it's some crazy link that's going to take
me to some bitcoin site where I'm gonna all of
a sudden lose my credical I would be careful, but
I don't know. But no, I think these are legit
parties that go on, and that they're going on. We
live in a world where this is happening, But they're
not invite my fat sex party email.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
It's gonna get your kidney stolen somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Great.

Speaker 13 (01:27:07):
Remember when we.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Went to the sex club.

Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
There were rules like you couldn't wear open toed shoes
because people walk around.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
People like people's feet.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yeah, people look your.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Feet that yeah, telling them it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
What was the name of that club? It was called
the Fault, right, isn't that?

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
The place had the chain link fence and you'd climb
up one side, then you could climb up the other
side and face the person and then anyway, remember the.

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
Remember the guy that had his hands behind his back
and then his feet were whatever, and then he had
that thing in his mouth and.

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
She was like with the whips like, I don't know
if I could find it, I don't think I would
enjoy that.

Speaker 16 (01:27:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Am I missing something it was? Of course?

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Is it still there?

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Right, the meat packing district, and you used to be
very seedy, very very you know, you wouldn't go there
at night except to go to uh no, the Vault
or that that French restaurant everyone would go to.

Speaker 30 (01:28:10):
Yeah, that was that was the other club. Is that
the place where you made me go on the floor
and eat out of a dog ball?

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Yeah? And I had to say these I had to
say these words, lick my boot, you worm.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Yeah, she made me lick chocolate out of a stiletto.
And that's in that place.

Speaker 30 (01:28:29):
And that was on the news too. Remember the news
was there that day doing a piece and I was
on the news that night. It was fantastic on your hand.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Eating dinner out of a metal bowl.

Speaker 18 (01:28:39):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
I know, I just don't you know what, Maybe I'm
a simple guy. None of this turns me on. I'm
not to think about it. I'm not filling a roused
by any of this conversation. How about you, Nate getting
little turned on? You know, I think it'd be interesting
to go to with sex club. I'm actually a little
bit jealous that you guys went to one. I mean,
even though it wasn't true sex club I just want
to be in fight it, you know what I mean?

(01:29:01):
You know this goes back to like when we first
met Nate. He always says, you know what I want
to do. I want to get into a bar fight.
I'm like, why, well, because I want to know if
I can handle myself. You see it on TV all
the time, Guys get into fights and you know, coming
away with a black eye, and then they're like, yeah,
I wanted to do that. Why would you when it's
so negative? It's a negative and you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
A stroke again.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
To break a beer bottle over your head, that would
be awesome, awesome. I don't want to break it over
their head. I want to bust it on the bar
and say, hey, come and get me, you know weapon, Yeah,
you know what, you know. I just want to know
if I can handle myself. I'm sure there's other people
like me. And then you also say that you wanted

(01:29:47):
to ride a horse because it looks so easy. It's not.
I'm telling you right now, you go, Have you ridden
a horse? I did?

Speaker 17 (01:29:56):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
No, I would say so on a horse drawn carriage.
And then my eyes swelled shut because I'm allergic. Okay,
you're allergic to horses Nate, You're.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Gonna get on and his eye is gonna swell shut
and he's not gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
I'll take a bed.

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
And you might think, you really think, seriously, you think
the only thing you need to know to ride horses,
and they go, whoa boy, just like that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
It doesn't It doesn't work that way. I know there's
two type. Yeah I could. I bet you I'd be
good because I would ride Western because that's where you
use one hand right, and then if you write English
use I ride side saddle. Yeah, it's good. Fare back
is that's not a horse.

Speaker 20 (01:30:35):
I'm just picturing Nate in the old wild West where
he the swings open, the two tavern doors and then
this call.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
A saloon, the saloon and the record rips off the
thing they don't. Everybody stares at him.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
They didn't have records.

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
They had a guy playing a player piano, right, and
everybody stares at.

Speaker 20 (01:30:51):
Him and they go, you're not wanting around these parts.
And then Nate just gets into this crazy brawl in
the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
I would love that. Oh, I would love that. I
absolutely love it.

Speaker 19 (01:31:00):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Okay, where were we?

Speaker 6 (01:31:01):
Okay, we started out talking about how Scotty b Yeah,
by the way, if he comes to your house, he
will not drink a cup of coffee. No, why would
you drink? Maybe if it's in a disposable cup, I will.
I don't want to use your mugs, your your lips
have been on there.

Speaker 11 (01:31:18):
What do you do when you go out to eat
and you use silverware that's been in other people's mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
I feel like they sterilize it in those things, and
so much they wipe it with a rag. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
I've worked at a restaurant. It's not as clean as
you think.

Speaker 30 (01:31:31):
Okay, what I don't know. I guess doesn't hurt me.
But in someone's house there's lipstick on the I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:31:35):
But our houses are safer than you go into a
public place like a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Way less mouths have touched that cup.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
All right, so he's strange. Well I'm sorry. I'm fights
in my head about this.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
I feel like I'm the only normal one on the show.
Oh oh yeah, I think I'm the only normal person.

Speaker 20 (01:31:54):
Someone just texted and you guys are hilarious today. I
totally forgot that I wasn't listening to the podcast. This
is a great Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Oh no, maybe we can just.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Use this segment for the podcast today.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
I like that idea, I will tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
While the song was playing a second ago, I looked
at everyone in the zoomroom and I said, let's be honest,
we're just phoning this in that we're not even We're
not even putting any effort into this show today, none, whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
No, I think this last break has been very interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
It's no effort. I mean there was this. You know,
we're not inventing something. We're not curing any diseases here,
We're just talking about nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Someone just said, I don't know, Danielle was such a freak.
What She's a total freak, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
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Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
Elvista ran in the morning show. Alister ran in the
morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
So I just read this article. I was talking to
Gandhi about there's a wildlife center somewhere. I'll find it
where you buy a salmon and you name it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
After your ex and they you can watch them feed
the salmon to a bear.

Speaker 17 (01:33:26):
Woo.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
That's good.

Speaker 22 (01:33:28):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Also, not a quick death, okay, No, no, no, it's
not a quick death. I mean that it's a quick death,
but it's it's a slow too.

Speaker 7 (01:33:35):
Why can't I buy the salmon and fright up at
home and eat it after I name it after my ex?

Speaker 32 (01:33:40):
Could?

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Well, you could see it yourself now.

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
I mean I remember years ago, we did this promotion
at a club where we had a wood chipper on
the stage. You can bring you can bring a picture
of your ex and we would throw it to the
wood chipper and.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
It was a webster hole. Yeah, shred your ex. Okay.
So then Gandhi said, you know what I did once?
Don't her what you told me? And Danielle I actually
asked her to leave my office. It was creepy, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:34:05):
I asked, has anyone ever burned a photograph of someone
an ex.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
Yeah, an ex. Have you done it?

Speaker 26 (01:34:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
No, but now listen to what she said happened.

Speaker 8 (01:34:15):
It's very satisfying because their face just melts away slowly,
like before the picture actually burns. So you just see
a melting of a face and you're like, oh my god,
this is so witch like.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
I love it, don't. Okay, look at what we're doing. Okay,
so the relationship just didn't work. Okay, But I.

Speaker 7 (01:34:34):
Understand what she's saying because it's like they start to
disintegrate right in front of you. Yes, it's not like
you want them to die, No, you just that you
want them to leave your life.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
Yeah, and that's I know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
But she's talking about like watching their face bubble.

Speaker 8 (01:34:47):
And see that it was just a melting of the face.
I'm telling you would do it in a safe environment,
if you can take a photo and.

Speaker 7 (01:34:53):
Just light it on fire, and you'll be like, what
if somebody cheats on you with your best friend?

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
You don't want to do it, because I'm gonna tell
you right now, and you know me about it when
it comes to things like this with x's, yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Leave them alone, just ignore them and move on.

Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
I think burning their pictures actually giving them some sort
of energy that they don't deserve.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
What's scary?

Speaker 20 (01:35:13):
But if you were to name a rat after your
ex and then feed it to a snake, how about
that one?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Well, then you got to watch it moving down the
snake's body. I want to FaceTime.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Usually you want to name your snake.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
The X Yeah, yeah, Froggy. Now, if you don't let
your ex know they're a jackass, how are they going
to know?

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Like you have to tell them they know they're a jackass.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Yeah, but sometimes you got to remind them. You guys
are always talking about like revenge on your ex. I
really truly think that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:42):
You know, I'm gonna go over there and I'm going
to I'm going to put oreos all over his car.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Yeah that's so hard to get off, by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Okay, but why give them the energy when you could
be just okay, that's about them, make it about me.
I'm gonna move on in just ignore the fact they
exist because they're an a hole.

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
I kind of agree with you, but I kind of
want them to think I'm a crazy bitch too. We
already know that, like honestly, like, oh my gosh, like
she is Carrie Underwood like, remember that song from Carry
Onto It Bridge?

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:36:16):
I saw this sweet or a girl was like, I'm
going to send my X back all of his stuff
and include some stuff that's not his. So one he
knows that I moved on into he knows that I'm
still a psycho.

Speaker 26 (01:36:27):
Yours.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Oops again. I just really think that once you break,
it's done. There's no reason to go back. There's no
reason to teach them a lesson.

Speaker 14 (01:36:36):
Yes there is.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
Sometimes there's a reason.

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
There is so much satisfaction in teaching a lesson if
someone's done you wrong. Look, if it was a regular
breakup and it just didn't work, that's one thing. But
if they were a total douchebag and they did you wrong,
come on the satisfaction not to hurt the person.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
But just to get back at them a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
How come you are so mature elvish, This is so
not fun with mature people.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
I don't look you know me, I'm far from mature.
But well, all I'm saying is I really think that
you start swimming in this this radiation that you don't
need to swim and it's done. Yes, I'm very shallow
and I'm very proud of that.

Speaker 6 (01:37:16):
Then let me open my mind a little more and
say to each his own right, all right, I get it.

Speaker 11 (01:37:20):
Yeah, there's no diving in my pool. It's all shallow,
very very shallow pool. It's like angle deep.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:37:28):
I mean, there are companies that are like based on
being fueled by revenge, like the people who send bags
of poop.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
No one's doing that as like a hey, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
You're doing it.

Speaker 19 (01:37:35):
Because you're ticked off. Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:37:36):
Someone needs poop, Okay, right now, It's okay to be
a bitter old queen sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
Yeah, I think sometimes you just have to lean into it.

Speaker 27 (01:37:44):
Just lean.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
I'm a bitter straight person sometimes.

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Back to this thing about getting revenge with your ex,
which I really I don't know, Lauren.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
How are you? We're doing well? So he's your ex
for a reason, obviously correct? Yeah, what happened? I mean, well,
did he cheat on you?

Speaker 17 (01:38:03):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:38:03):
Yes, yes. We were together for a year. We had
moved in together and we had plans to meet up
and he never answered me. So I was like, well,
I'll just dropped by the apartment. And we were living
together at the time, and there was another woman there
after they left. He was a cop at the time,
and he had, you know, mace around the house.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Mace.

Speaker 27 (01:38:22):
So yes, like pepper spray. So I pepper sprayed the
shower heads, the bed sheets, the silverwear, eating utensils, door handles,
just burned in places that needed to burn.

Speaker 31 (01:38:35):
That's a.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
And he was a police officer, right, yes, Now, don't
you think couldn't it be illegal what you did?

Speaker 17 (01:38:42):
I mean.

Speaker 27 (01:38:44):
We lived together, so that had a key. It's not
like I broke in there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Why it's mace because my arm doesn't it make your
skin bubble up? How does that work?

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
I've been hit with it hurts.

Speaker 27 (01:38:56):
It hurts, but it don't survive.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Okay, So did you Okay, so I guess you guys
broke up after that?

Speaker 17 (01:39:03):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:39:03):
Yes, yes, she broke all right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Now did you really need to do that to move
on or could you have just moved on and left
it behind you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:39:11):
I could have moved on and left it that way.
But it was so funny, Like my best friend was
actually with me at the time, and she was my
maid of honor at my wedding a couple of years ago,
and she even made the comment she was like, you
better treat my girl nice.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
If not, she'll Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Can you imagine when he.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Oh god, no, I don't want that disease? Hey, so, Lauren,
I mean, how did he respond to that with you?
Did he did? He get into tew?

Speaker 27 (01:39:38):
He never said anything afterwards. He never messaged me or
contacted me or I missed.

Speaker 17 (01:39:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 27 (01:39:44):
Maybe out of embarrassment. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
Well maybe, but I know it works.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 27 (01:39:51):
I know it works. I know he said something to
somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Okay, all right, well thank you Lauren.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
By the way, I just want to say we do
not as a show advocate you putting Mason so in
shower house, but thank you for the story. Nonetheless, is
this cecil cecil cecil high cecil.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
I like cecil because it cecil is like an old
school way of saying ceesel. So, Okay, you got drunk
and you're a little upset about your ex.

Speaker 17 (01:40:17):
So what happened?

Speaker 32 (01:40:18):
Yeah, So basically I was living with my grandma at
the time, going to college and it was like my
first love thing eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Uh.

Speaker 32 (01:40:25):
We dated for about four years, so I was about
twenty two at the time, and we had our first
huge breakup, and I found out that she went to
like a marine another marine's graduation and stayed with them overnight.
So had I had a couple friends over handle a cuervo,
and first it started just like bashing, you know, and
they said, you know, I saw a picture on the fridge,

(01:40:46):
and I was like, you know what, I'm ending this
and I literally ate a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
By the way, you was it weird when you went
to the bathroom and you saw her nose fall into
the toilet.

Speaker 32 (01:41:04):
Then that's the thing. I've never seen any part of
that picture ever.

Speaker 6 (01:41:13):
Yeah, you had a little tequila, so you ate her picture.
And so as you were eating her picture, I mean,
were you actually thinking, you know what, this is good.
I actually feel like I'm getting over her.

Speaker 17 (01:41:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (01:41:23):
Yeah, Actually it was pretty satisfying. But it was just
like I didn't tell anybody was coming, Like all my
we were just around the kitchen table doing shots and
I just grabbed the picture and like the room went silent,
and all my friends were.

Speaker 17 (01:41:34):
Like, holy crap. I was just I was just sitting
there eating a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
You gotta be careful if you eat your excess picture,
you won't get hemorrhoids.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
You'll get polaroids. Make sure those aren't dangling. There's a
story of hope. Hello Aaron, how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Hi?

Speaker 24 (01:41:54):
Am good?

Speaker 31 (01:41:54):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
We're doing well. So did you eat your ex's picture
after drinking cuervo?

Speaker 17 (01:41:59):
I did not what you do.

Speaker 31 (01:42:00):
We ripped pictures of me and him in half, and
I went to his house and I placed them on
his windshields. And I did not know that the weather
for those night into the morning calls for rain. So
the pictures got rained on and stuck to his windshields.
He woke up the next morning and could not get
them off of his windshields.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
No chemical reaction.

Speaker 31 (01:42:27):
Get a car watch and get them scraped off.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Oh sorry about that. Someone tells me that if you
wake up and go out.

Speaker 6 (01:42:34):
To your car and there's a ripped picture of you
and your ex on your windshield, I don't know. I
start thinking there's something wrong here. Okay, So no, you
said you had to use chemicals and things to get
them off.

Speaker 16 (01:42:48):
They like have use a scrape row to get it off.

Speaker 6 (01:42:51):
Yeah wow, No, okay, so as wrong as that win
it all turned out. Okay, are you a better person
in a better place because you did that? Or would
have been just as good had you not.

Speaker 24 (01:43:03):
Uh No, it was definitely worth it, only because my
stupid mind.

Speaker 31 (01:43:08):
At the time decided to get back together with him
and he ended up cheating on me again with one
of my friends and he's now engaged to her.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
All right, I don't like hearing that now. How are
you though? Are you good?

Speaker 31 (01:43:22):
Yeah, I'm good. I'm actually getting married.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
Yeah, you're better off.

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
Thank you for listening, and congratulations on your wedding. Thank
you scary your thoughts on revenge.

Speaker 20 (01:43:33):
So I'm guessing the takeaway from this entire conversation from
listening is revenge is the best form of closure.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Not for everyone, some of us. I'll say it again,
and I'll leave it alone.

Speaker 6 (01:43:44):
I think when you commit revenge whatever you want to
say it is, or if you go out of your
way to do anything toward an X, you are giving
them your energy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
They don't deserve it anymore. It's it should at that point.

Speaker 6 (01:43:59):
The more what you break up, even though it's natural
to hurt, it's natural to wonder why, whatever, The best
thing you can do for yourself in taking care of
yourself is move forward because you deserve it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
I agree with you.

Speaker 19 (01:44:13):
I think that.

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
It's really really tough as far as you should never
do the stuff where you actually act towards someone, you
don't ever do it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
But if you want to burn a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
To watch the face, you little bubbly face, just a
melting of a face.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
Fine, it's not as real face.

Speaker 8 (01:44:35):
Yeah, it's not like you're burning his car, right, Carrie
Underwood or taking a back to the headlight.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
What's up?

Speaker 18 (01:44:42):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
I'm Sam Smith with Elvis Durant on the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:44:54):
Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
Hey, what is this you're telling me about? Ask a gay?

Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
There are lots of questions apparently for gay people hashtag
questions for gays?

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
Who Yeah, it's nice, it's always Why can we get
this fix?

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
Listen?

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Listen to my microphones? Stand listen? It makes us all
this noise?

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
What's going on there?

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Ask a gay? Hey? Gay? How do you fix a microphone?
That's loud? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Okay, So what are some of the questions for ask
a gay?

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Do you want some good ones or do you want
some super stupid hole?

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
No time for ask a gay?

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
All right? This one. So, if you are attractive and gay,
if you look at yourself naked? Can you turn yourself on?

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Okay? May I answer that?

Speaker 23 (01:45:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
I have no way to answer that, because well, I'm
not that attractive. Nice trying now ask a gay, ask
another one.

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
When a group of lesbians hang out, are they lesbros? O?

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
That's a great idea. I don't know. I'm not a lesbian.
All right, this is not going well.

Speaker 19 (01:45:58):
Do you have no answers for me?

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
Ask a gay is fairly miserable. I'm gay that doesn't
know anything.

Speaker 8 (01:46:03):
Ask a gag Go ahead, Okay, this is a more
deep question. Is being gay the hardest decision you ever made?

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
It wasn't a decision? Uh huh? I don't you sit
down and gouldry to decide to be gay? Should be gay? Today?

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
No? I was.

Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
I was gay before I knew what gay was. Why
is that funny? It's true?

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
No, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:21):
I'm just looking at some of these ridiculous questions.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
Go ahead and ask a gay.

Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
How do you turn on a gay person or become gay?

Speaker 6 (01:46:31):
Don't you don't become gay? And how do you turn
on a gay person if you're a straight person. It's
the same thing. Different people are turned on by different things.
There is no universal answer for that. Yes, straight, Now
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
A legitimate one. Ask a gang. Okay, why why do
you always criticize straight people and their home lighting? Ok look,
you know, I know, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:46:51):
I know gay people who have treacherous, treacherous, awful, deplorable
home lighting.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
Okay, so that's not a straight or gay thing. Only
a gay would describe lighting as treacherous. That's my point.
So why do you criticize it? But that's not a
fair question because there's there are gay people who have
bad lighting too. Okay, yeah, scary.

Speaker 12 (01:47:11):
Ask a gay standing at the men's room mural next
to someone, do you have a peak?

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Yeah? Absolutely, I would ask, by the way, I wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:47:21):
No, I do not do that, you know, as a
matter of fact, as a gay, I actually try harder
to make it sure everyone knows I'm not looking at them.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Because I don't want them to feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (01:47:32):
All right, Okay, Next, ask a gay go ahead from
another person on Twitter?

Speaker 4 (01:47:37):
Why are gay people the most dramatic people on the planet?

Speaker 17 (01:47:40):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
What do you want me to be? Yes? Straight, Natee.
Why do you like the Golden Girls so much? Because
you know they're real cold gals. I want to hang
out with them. You love the Golden Girls, You love
the Golden Girls. I'm not gay, but I love the
Golden Girls. But it's a typically a gay man thing
that they love the Golden Girls, right, not one hundred
percent sure that you're not gay.

Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
I'm a little, like I said, Kinsey Scales a little
sliding back. Y're scary. Is Britney Spears really your spirit animal?

Speaker 19 (01:48:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
She's not.

Speaker 8 (01:48:14):
Well that was another one here, Yes, Okay, why does
everyone love Share so much?

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
She's fabulous. I look at it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
She's been doing her going out of business concert sale
for twenty years and she's still hitting it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
What about Barbara streisand or Berry Madeline. Oh well, Barbara Streisaner. Yes,
Berry Manlow kind irritates me a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
You're not a fanolo.

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
I'm not a fanolo. I used to be, but I
met him once. She was a very mean to me.
Barry Manlo was very really he was very cranky. Anyway, Well,
thank you for being here for ask a gay. I
love this segment too.

Speaker 6 (01:48:49):
It's so silly because it's so funny what people ask,
because the questions are a little weird, Daniel.

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
You didn't ask a gay at all.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
I know plenty of gay stuff. I'm good, all good.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
All right, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
Hello, Hello, lady Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:49:10):
All right, we're done, we're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out of everybody.

Speaker 14 (01:49:15):
Peace.

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