Pay ME for the Saggy Beach House Mattress

Shauna gets a call from Skeery -  manager of the rental beach house she just left- saying she's not getting her deposit back!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Elvis Duran de Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Dear Elvis Durant, My friend Shauna has arranged. She had
arranged for ten of us to rent a beach house
down the shore for the week.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
We didn't leave too much of him ass. We were
good people.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
But I think it'd be funny if someone called Shawna
at work from the realty company and told her she's
not getting her three hundred dollars deposit back because we
were slobs.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
She thought we did a perfect.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Job organizing the house, but not after you guys get
her on the phone.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's gonna really screw with her head. This comes to
us from Michelle.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
All right, Michelle phone tapping her friend Shauna scary is
gonna call Shawna as the manager of the realty company,
and Michelle's gonna listen in on the line.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Let's listen in to it. Today's phone tap. How are you?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
It's Danny Capeluto from genish As Realty at LBI. How's
everything good?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Are you pretty good?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I'm the manager of the office over here, and I
have some stuff that I've been wanting to talk to
you about regarding the condition of the house after you
guys left. Okay, listen, I cannot give you your deposit back,
so don't expect the three.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hundred bucks when it's for what.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
We noticed that one of the upstairs mattresses was sagging.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
The big bedroom. Yes, I don't know. I didn't stay
up there. Okay, it was sagging.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know, it was caved in the middle a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
All people did was sleep in it. I mean it
had to have been warped in the there's a warped
one in the in the other room on the bunk ed,
the top one is warped. Nobody's slept there because the
mactress was so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
With somebody like jumping on the mattress or something, because
that's what looked like.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
No, I mean we're not like five year old saying there.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I mean, well, you know sometimes, you know, other activities
go on on those mattresses.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
There's one girl that sup in that room who's getting
married in two months. I highly don't choo think anything
in her room but sleeping. I just don't understand how
we kind of broken our.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Head had you not been so irresponsible.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't think we were that irresponsible.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Well, you know that's not what I hear. The neighbors
tell us everything. They videotape what's going on. I know
they take pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
All right, that's fine, I mean, but.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
You know, anytime the North Jersey crowd comes down, we
just got to take extra caution.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay. I'm not from North Thursday, but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay. Well, the well Hoboken is listed here.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I know I grew up in Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, we had the cops there one night. We were
hanging out in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
A likely story. You guys left course light and Miller
Life bottles everywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, people drank and went out. I mean, it was
never crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, you guys are slobs. You don't clean up after yourselves.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Our neighbors said there was about eighteen people there at
one time.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yes, there was never that many people.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Eighteen people in the house.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yes, there was maybe one night when people came back
and hunt out. Ah huh, But there was never that
many people sleeping. Huh.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, I see m hm.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So eighteen people slept over No, that's you know, you're violating,
violating beech Even's coach.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
It never happened, Okay, you're really really ruining my workday.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Well, you're ruining my work day because I have to
replace a saggy mattress that somebody rubbed uglies on.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, yeah, okay, okay. H'm sorry that you're treating me
so meanly too, But.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm just doing my job.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Okay, Okay, you know I have other customers to take
care of today.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Is there someone else I can talk to?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, I'm the manager here. Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Not treating me very professionally.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm sorry. That wasn't in the.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Contract to treat me professionally.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You didn't treat my house very professionally.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Are you really from the internet place? Sure? Really? Yeah? Well,
at this point, it's sounded like a phone tap, is
it really?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah? It was all Michelle's idea.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh great, I hate you Elvis Durand's phone