April 3, 2025 • 4 mins
Azari tells his mom he bought a car, using unsavory methods, and Skeery is the car dealer!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tap, Dear Elvis Durant.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
The email says, both my dad and my step mom
know that I want a new car, very very badly.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I think this would be a good phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
If I were to call my step mom from the
car dealership and tell her that I'm buying a car
using devious methods. This will make her crazy. Let's get
her going this It comes to us from Asari. All right,
Azari driving step mom crazy? Our own Scarry Jones, the
sleazy car dealer. Well, there's a stretch. Let's listening to
today's phone tap, shall we?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hello, Lush, Hey, how are you? And I'm at the
car dealership.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
That's Aneatha maximum silk right, And I signed.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
This lead to get to get a leaf under my
dad's name. I like I put him a social security
number or whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You're you can't do that. Why did you give your
father the social security number? Because it was the guy
told me it would be so much cheaper if I
was doing my dad's name. Are you out of your mind?
You can't do like that. You can't do things like
that without asking your father.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
But I didn't think he's gonna find out.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What do you mean you didn't think he was gonna
find out. It doesn't matter whether he finds out or not.
You can't use other people's documents to do something for
yourself without even letting them know about it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I know, I didn't think about the dealership.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Guys, you're like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What she's saying, let me talk to him.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, he's on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hello, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Hi? Can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Miss Maria?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Maria?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Hey? Listen, So here's the deal. Sometimes the kid wants
a hot ride, you know, they come.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Out so what So if I know your social security number,
I can go to any dealership, get a car, and
give him your social Security number.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Pretty much. Yeah, you could do that.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, I don't think so many fun it's great.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So listen, So I just wanted to congratulate you guys.
This is an awesome thing. Are you going to be
one of the drivers of the car too?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, I don't think. So he's not my son?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Who is he? Then?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
He's not my son? But we could on paper to
talk to him, put him on the phone, but on paper.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
We can actually on a phone. Listen, miss, we can
pull I gonna call the cops on you. I will
give him the phone. But I just want to let
you know that if you want, we can make you
the mom.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't understand why she's not cool.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I mean, are you out of your mind? I said,
put him back on your phone.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's four seventy six a month.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'll cut you a deal.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We'll make it three. We sweep it under the rug.
We give you a discount, and.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Then put him back on the phone. I will call
the cops on you. Put him back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
This car is all yours, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's not mine by a long shot.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
My friend, you signed some documents right now.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'm not making any deals with you. Put him back
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Take the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Is that your father is going to kill you? I
am telling you.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Then the mind name it would have been like, so
from I don't give it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You have no right to use anybody's social security number.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I didn't think of it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, I think of it that way. You better clear
the stop she coming around yet. I'm telling you now,
you're going to take that to Social Security. Love that
least immediate lease?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh, here's what we'll do. We'll get another social Security number.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
We don't have to involve.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Your family on this.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You drove your mother to the hospital. You want to
drive your dad to the hospital too. I don't know
if you're I'm telling you there's something wrong with you.
I don't know where you You don't want behaving like this?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Should I call my dad?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't think you should call you dad, because I
think he's gonna kill you. And I'm telling you this now.
He's gonna come down there and he's gonna crack your
head open. He's gonna crack your head open. You're gonna
be sorry you're doing this. I thought so highly of you.
I don't understand what is wrong with you anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
My cluent is like horrible.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But I don't care. If you have a problem, you
sit down and you discuss it. You don't just jump
up and go get a new cary and give somebody
social Security number? Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
She's coming around.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I am not talking to him. I have nothing to
do with him. I have three children and I'm leaving
on vacation tomorrow. I am not paying for any leaves.
Don't even think about it. Don't you ever use anybody's
social Security number again? Do you understand?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Give me the phone her? Hey, listen, man, I don't
want to give you the hard seale here.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Listen to me, yes, yes, listen to me. Don't interrupt
me again. I don't know who you are, and I
don't particularly give it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
My name is John Harry.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You listen to me. Don't interrupt me again.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I am not a twenty one year old kid. I'm
an adult. He gave somebody as a social security number.
That's a crime. If you guys are participating in it,
I'm going to contact an attorney, and you guys are
in big trouble.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
We know people who know people. You know.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We don't give it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We're okay, well you know, okay, I don't give it
what people you know? I know people? Okay, Now go
yourself and throwing the hell out of that dealership.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Let me tell you something, ma'am. I gotta really let
you know that you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Radio.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is scary joke.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, come on, I'm gonna do something like that.
Your mother is going to kill you. You wait,
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tap, Dear Elvis Durant.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
The email says, both my dad and my step mom
know that I want a new car, very very badly.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I think this would be a good phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
If I were to call my step mom from the
car dealership and tell her that I'm buying a car
using devious methods. This will make her crazy. Let's get
her going this It comes to us from Asari. All right,
Azari driving step mom crazy? Our own Scarry Jones, the
sleazy car dealer. Well, there's a stretch. Let's listening to
today's phone tap, shall we?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hello, Lush, Hey, how are you? And I'm at the
car dealership.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
That's Aneatha maximum silk right, And I signed.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
This lead to get to get a leaf under my
dad's name. I like I put him a social security
number or whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You're you can't do that. Why did you give your
father the social security number? Because it was the guy
told me it would be so much cheaper if I
was doing my dad's name. Are you out of your mind?
You can't do like that. You can't do things like
that without asking your father.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
But I didn't think he's gonna find out.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What do you mean you didn't think he was gonna
find out. It doesn't matter whether he finds out or not.
You can't use other people's documents to do something for
yourself without even letting them know about it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I know, I didn't think about the dealership.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Guys, you're like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What she's saying, let me talk to him.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, he's on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hello, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Hi? Can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Miss Maria?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Maria?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Hey? Listen, So here's the deal. Sometimes the kid wants
a hot ride, you know, they come.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Out so what So if I know your social security number,
I can go to any dealership, get a car, and
give him your social Security number.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Pretty much. Yeah, you could do that.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, I don't think so many fun it's great.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So listen, So I just wanted to congratulate you guys.
This is an awesome thing. Are you going to be
one of the drivers of the car too?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, I don't think. So he's not my son?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Who is he? Then?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
He's not my son? But we could on paper to
talk to him, put him on the phone, but on paper.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
We can actually on a phone. Listen, miss, we can
pull I gonna call the cops on you. I will
give him the phone. But I just want to let
you know that if you want, we can make you
the mom.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't understand why she's not cool.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I mean, are you out of your mind? I said,
put him back on your phone.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's four seventy six a month.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'll cut you a deal.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We'll make it three. We sweep it under the rug.
We give you a discount, and.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Then put him back on the phone. I will call
the cops on you. Put him back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
This car is all yours, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's not mine by a long shot.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
My friend, you signed some documents right now.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'm not making any deals with you. Put him back
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Take the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Is that your father is going to kill you? I
am telling you.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Then the mind name it would have been like, so
from I don't give it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You have no right to use anybody's social security number.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I didn't think of it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, I think of it that way. You better clear
the stop she coming around yet. I'm telling you now,
you're going to take that to Social Security. Love that
least immediate lease?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh, here's what we'll do. We'll get another social Security number.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
We don't have to involve.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Your family on this.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You drove your mother to the hospital. You want to
drive your dad to the hospital too. I don't know
if you're I'm telling you there's something wrong with you.
I don't know where you You don't want behaving like this?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Should I call my dad?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't think you should call you dad, because I
think he's gonna kill you. And I'm telling you this now.
He's gonna come down there and he's gonna crack your
head open. He's gonna crack your head open. You're gonna
be sorry you're doing this. I thought so highly of you.
I don't understand what is wrong with you anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
My cluent is like horrible.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But I don't care. If you have a problem, you
sit down and you discuss it. You don't just jump
up and go get a new cary and give somebody
social Security number? Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
She's coming around.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I am not talking to him. I have nothing to
do with him. I have three children and I'm leaving
on vacation tomorrow. I am not paying for any leaves.
Don't even think about it. Don't you ever use anybody's
social Security number again? Do you understand?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Give me the phone her? Hey, listen, man, I don't
want to give you the hard seale here.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Listen to me, yes, yes, listen to me. Don't interrupt
me again. I don't know who you are, and I
don't particularly give it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
My name is John Harry.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You listen to me. Don't interrupt me again.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I am not a twenty one year old kid. I'm
an adult. He gave somebody as a social security number.
That's a crime. If you guys are participating in it,
I'm going to contact an attorney, and you guys are
in big trouble.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
We know people who know people. You know.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We don't give it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We're okay, well you know, okay, I don't give it
what people you know? I know people? Okay, Now go
yourself and throwing the hell out of that dealership.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Let me tell you something, ma'am. I gotta really let
you know that you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Radio.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is scary joke.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, come on, I'm gonna do something like that.
Your mother is going to kill you. You wait,
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