Your Car Isn't Safe to Drive

Ervin just got his car back, so Skeery calls from the dealership to say it's STILL missing all its parts and is incredibly dangerous! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran Elvis Durand's phone tap. Scary?
What's your phone tap about?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
So Courtney emailed us to phone tap her husband, Irvin.
Irvin just got his truck backed last week after it
was in the shop.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
For several weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
So Courtney already called him to set him up and
tell him that a rep from the shop called him
saying there was an issue again with his truck.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
So I'm going to start to call the Irvin. Okay,
here we go. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hey, it's Rick from
this man shop.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
How you doing good? How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm okay. Well, you got the Orange Ford Explorer right
and you're driving it?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yes? Why what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's what wasn't supposed to be picked up? Dude?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
So the parts haven't even been put into the car.
I mean I stuffed laying right here in front of me.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Are you no?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
That car is not safe to drive?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh my god, it's this. This is funny. I just
hadn't put my finger on it yet though.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Well, your car's missing guts. I mean there's stuff, ball
bearings are out of there. I got like important parts
of the car. I don't even know how how the
thing is even driveable.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Dude, I'm here in like, uh my turn right, I
got I get like a rubbin like clicking rubbing.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
What do you what kind of robbin?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, kind of like a rubbing like almost like some
type of joint or something.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Can you re enact it?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
What does it sound like? Kind of like, I'm sorry
your phone cut out? Hows that go? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
That could be a loose flex capacitor. Yeah, that sounds
like that's bad.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I should have been done before you. How about you
tell me yours that's missing a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Of ball bearings and a flex capacitor.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
That's that's excellent. I'm glad you let my truck go
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I mean, do you want us to replace the flex capacitor?
Is it right? One?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Watch you guys let them take the car and you're
calling me a week later and I got parts out?
What type of mechanic shop is? Do nothing? You like
doing nothing to my vehicle?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know what? You could say that? Oh you want, bro?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
But I still selling the parts from your Ford Explorer
still standing on my garage floor over here.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, and I'm and I'm gonna come and hit those parts.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay. Then that's gonna cost you some money.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I want to let you work on my tin steed, buddy.
The way your professionalism is you shock. I don't want
my vehicle nowhere next to you. And if you see
with me, I'll show your whole mechanic place. Well get
money in a heartbeat. Your your gas tank, all right,
my gas tank. I'm at work right now. You're aggravating
the hell out of me. You're telling me my cars

(02:30):
and a guy. I've been driving all over God's Country
and you're my gas tank. That's great, That's exactly what
I want to hear while I'm at work.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's awesome, dude, you wanted to make it up to you.
I'm sorry. Man, we just we're just because we're pissed off.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
You know, you know how it is in the in
the in the shop, Many mow Jack, all of us,
we were all like just like sitting around.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Like Manny, Moe and Jack. You get sound like the stooges.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, no, no, no, you're thinking of Molowry and Curly.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah. I know, let's say, and you get the point.
That's what you guys are. You guys are stooges.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm a stooge.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Listen, I'm a stooge who has three of your parts
sitting on my garage floor, and you're driving around with
a car which is about the.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Fall apart laughing right now.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I mean, who's the stooge?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Answers right now, I'll be right up there. I'm gonna
snatch my clothes out of there, and I'm gonna take
one of your asses.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
How about the chain? It is the chain loose? Or what?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
What the chain that I'm.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Pulling right now? Because you've been phone tacked. Hey, it's scary.
Jon Smeldos ran in the Morning show. Swear to god,
I got your girl on the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'm gonna kill you. What are you rubbing over there?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm gonna meet Elvis Durant. A phone tap