You’re Taking a Lincoln Town Car to Prom

Jacklyn put a lot of effort into reserving a party bus for prom, so Skeery calls her from the limo company and cancels the bus.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Duran phone tap? All right, scary, take it away. What's up?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Kate? Hey, good morning, scary. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Nothing you wanted to do with phone tap on your friend? Jacqueline?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh yeah, definitely would be so good.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
So good.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Tell me about what's happening on Prom night?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, Well, we have this party bus for Prom and
Jackie basically put it all together, and she's worked so hard,
she put so much into it. I just want to
crush your dreams. Take her down.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'll make sure that those dreams are all gone.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm gonna pretend I'm from the Limo company and we're
going to cancel the party.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bus for that night.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
All right, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
We're gonna call it right now.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, do it?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Huh Jacqueline. Yeah, it's Rick Tamlin, I own Value Limos.
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hi? How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Unfortunately, we have a little bit of a mix up
with the car that you had selected.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Why you chose the twenty six passenger.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Black right exactly?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Our special party bus.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, it looks like I.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Have here on paper that we've double booked that particular vehicle.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
So I'm going to have.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
On How how is this gonna affect me?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Unfortunately, we can't accommodate you, so have.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Them you're accommodating in the other party.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
They decided to give us more money, you know, because.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
They gave you more money. I absolutely don't think so.
I mean that unfortunately work that way because you have
my down payment.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, I know, I understand. You know, it's really it's.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Really still like that. We'll kind of company, are you.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
We're a very reputable company, as you know.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I booked the date.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I know you did book You know this is a
cutthroat business that we're in business.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I booked that date. Are you kidding me? H? Because
we're kids, we're eighteen year old kids.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well not for nothing, but they're going to be using
it for a wedding, so they're a little bit more adult.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
So a wedding takes over my prom I have twenty
six people that I need to find a limo for.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well, not exactly what I was gonna do is I
was going to pair you off into four passenger Lincoln
town cars.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't want a Lincoln Town car. I booked a
twenty six passenger party bus.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
And we're gonna give you seven cars and they can
all file it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I want seven different limos.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, they're town cars. They follow each other like a train.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Four people go in one and then four people follow behind,
and then four people behind that.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
How does that sound?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, I absolutely don't think so. I am going to
have that bus on my property for my prompt. I
wanted a party bus, but.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You could party in the Lincoln town car.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I have absolutely no intentions of partying in a town car.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I mean they're very spacious, they've got some nice features
to them. Have you seen the six models?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't want a Lincoln town car. No, he wants
me to take seven Lincoln town cars to prompt.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I say, well, I don't know what else to do
for you. Varruka, I booked it.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I will have that limo on my property at six o'clock.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
You guys are gonna do nothing but destroy it. These
people are actually destroy it.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
How do you know I'm going to destroy it?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, you eighteen year old, you're not really mature yet.
You know you're not comfortable in your own skin. You
know we've had to clean up vomit and have used
condoms everywhere every time we clean out.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That bus you're disgusting.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
You know what you guys do, You're disgusting. I'm not
going to be hosting your underage drinking fest.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh you're not hosting my underage drinking fest. There's no
alcohol allowed on the bus, right, we know, and there
will be no alcohol on that bus.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm the master of prom nine. I know how it happens.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
You're not going to go to a diner and go
to Great Adventure or go to slee Side the next day.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I know.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't go to slee Side. I go to Wildwood,
child Wood, even better, Childwood Childwood. If I don't get
that limo, you will be in court and I will
own yeahs.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You gotta get a driver's license first.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I have a driver's license. Don't tust me when I'm
a condescending teenager.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Tell you what. You give me another thousand dollars and
you can have it.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know owe you. The money you said I
owed you is what I have.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
You give me another thousand on top of that and
I'll hook it up.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, yes, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Then the only other solutionist you've been phone tapped, Jacqueline.
It's scary Jones, get.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It, Kate, I'm gonna kill her. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
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