April 9, 2025 • 7 mins
Renee calls in to tell us about how she is chaperoning a drama club field trip... will drama ensue in front of and behind the stage?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Put your hands together, and we're going to start to
party at a party.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran After Party Party Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hi, y'all. Do you remember when you were in school
and you would go on school trips? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
of course you're knowing you you'd have to have chaperone. Yes,
we did.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
My dad was a chaperone on one of our trips
to the Historical Society and he lost a kid and
he was not allowed to chaperone anymore. It was just
in a different group. He joined up with a different group.
But because my dad didn't give a damn, he was
looking at all the historical stuff and was so into it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
He was so happy. Is okay?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, My family went to Israel for a trip with
like a group and my mom said that she wishes
there was a chaperone because they lost my father and
could not find him, and so they were like, we
probably could have used the chaperon especial, you know, the
older generations.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
My trips were boring compared to these. All right, let's
go talk to Renee. Now. Let me pull Renee up here. Renee, Hello, Renee,
welcome to the show. How are you good?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Things?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Well, look, I know that you're chaperoning a middle slash
high school drama club field trip. Here we go, where
are you taking the kids?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
We're going to the city, to New York City and
we're going to see Health Kitchen and the Broadway Museum.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Good, you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
A cool trip.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Well, it seems cool unless you're a chaperone and your
kids are monsters. Have you chaperone a trip before Renee?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yes? They have.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, So so you have experience with this this crazy feat.
Have you ever experienced any issues or problems with these kids?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I would say the biggest issue was last year getting
lost in Central Park.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Oh that's easy to do, big place, But so you
got separated from the kids and they were lost or
you were lost and they were fine. What would happened?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
No, we broke into small groups and trying to find
the Central Park Zoo and we couldn't find the Central
Park zuke.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, but you find it, it's there. They're not moving it,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But when we were going on school trips, we would
go to we went to Europe one time, or band
band trips are always fun. We'd all have to share
rooms and we were problems and Luckily the cheperones didn't
know half of the bs that we were causing. But
you've got to have patience because you never know what's
(02:37):
going to happen. You have to have your eyes on
every single kid, every moment of the day.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Right. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I went on a trip exactly like this. I was
in high school and we did a theater trip. We
came here and we saw a bunch of Broadway shows
and it was my first time to the Big city
and I to do it was so eye opening to
me because I had never been to New York City before.
I had never been to a major city, so coming
here it was just it was one of the greatest
(03:06):
trips of my entire life. So Renee, these kids that
you're taking, have they ever been to quote unquote the
Big City before?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
The older ones have, because we try to do the
trip every year, but the younger ones it's going to
be new to them.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, yeah, have you had like the conversation of because
there's gonna be like people in the street that are.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Naked, naked, naked and dirty almost went from dirty Almo,
have you done?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah? People taking poop in the middle of the street.
You gotta be ready for that. My favorite is living
in New York City. When you see renee no offense,
but when you see chaperones and all their kids at
a crosswalk about to go over, You're like, oh God,
you gotta get around them. You gotta get around them
and away from them. It's like, but I want you
(03:54):
to enjoy the cultural greatness of New York City. So
it's great to bring the kids in, But I feel
like I got shafted.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I went.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
No. They in my trips. They took us to the
sewage plant. We want to see sewage. We went to
see awful. That's all you saw. That's all we got.
We didn't get to go do the fun stuff that
you guys you're talking about right now. We actually went
to a meat processing plant because we were in Texas
and so you know, we all had cow blood on
our shoelaces.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
When were we traumatic?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, I told you about.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
My senior trip, right. No, my senior trip. We had
just finished reading The Grapes of Wrath, so we had
to go to a farm near Meadville, Pennsylvania and picked
crops for eight hours. That was the trip.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yes, we didn't get paid for it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
A lot of free labor out of kids, because I
remember we did a Pioneer day in like third grade
and we all had to dress like quote unquote pioneers,
which I looked ridiculous by the way they made us
do all the work, like turn some butter and do
all kinds of Maybe how much.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You get paid for that? See you you're not gonna
put kids in that kind of danger, are you?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And we'll try it.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's not well.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And you've grown up in the Bronx. They would take
them to chop shops. They were ringing the stolen cars
and all the kids had to pull all the all
the steel off the car. They have us break all
the wind.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
The wind steel people could come in and fix it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The kids would get bonuses for like copper wires.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Is that why you're so good at changing tires?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
That's why Renee look best of luck to you.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
And when we get off there, I want to find
out what date and what part of the city you're
going to be in, because I don't want to be
anywhere near there. I'm kidding, but you know what what
you're doing though, what you're doing and sharing this incredible
city with your kids, I bet you do get some
satisfaction out of that.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Absolutely, of course you do.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
All right, Well, look, thanks for listening. You want a sweatshirt?
Oh yeah, this whole point she wanted to come on
to get a sweat We're gonna send you a morning
show hoodie. How you like that? I love that?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
All right, so if I see you in the street
with kids, I'll know. Okay, we got to be nice.
It's Renee. Hold on, Renee, thanks for listening to us.
Scary what I will say.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It was one middle school trip that we went to
where the chaperones had to pull the kids apart because
the all the boys and the girls all.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Their hormones were going crazy. And it was a dude
ranch up the cutchers. Okay, so that was just an
excuse for all the fourteen fifteen year old kids to
kind of get together with each other, and because they
had these sleepovers, a dude ranch, dude ranch. Yeah, Oh
my god, I was in that pool me too, Yeah,
(06:34):
Scotty me went to the dude r Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
We used to go to Cutchers all the time. Absolutely,
and the chaperones had problems keeping their kids away from
each other. Yes, do you know that our senior trip
was to the Bahamas with no chaperones. We were all
drunk all day, every day. That sounds awesome. I wonder
how many of these school trips happened and the chaperones
put the kids to bed and then all started doing
(06:57):
each other. Yeah, yeah, getting all drunk on cheap wine.
I want to hear your stories now. Please text us
at fifty five one hundred. Let's get into this. The
Elvis Duran after party
Put your hands together, and we're going to start to
party at a party.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran After Party Party Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hi, y'all. Do you remember when you were in school
and you would go on school trips? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
of course you're knowing you you'd have to have chaperone. Yes,
we did.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
My dad was a chaperone on one of our trips
to the Historical Society and he lost a kid and
he was not allowed to chaperone anymore. It was just
in a different group. He joined up with a different group.
But because my dad didn't give a damn, he was
looking at all the historical stuff and was so into it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
He was so happy. Is okay?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, My family went to Israel for a trip with
like a group and my mom said that she wishes
there was a chaperone because they lost my father and
could not find him, and so they were like, we
probably could have used the chaperon especial, you know, the
older generations.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
My trips were boring compared to these. All right, let's
go talk to Renee. Now. Let me pull Renee up here. Renee, Hello, Renee,
welcome to the show. How are you good?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Things?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Well, look, I know that you're chaperoning a middle slash
high school drama club field trip. Here we go, where
are you taking the kids?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
We're going to the city, to New York City and
we're going to see Health Kitchen and the Broadway Museum.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Good, you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
A cool trip.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Well, it seems cool unless you're a chaperone and your
kids are monsters. Have you chaperone a trip before Renee?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yes? They have.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, So so you have experience with this this crazy feat.
Have you ever experienced any issues or problems with these kids?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I would say the biggest issue was last year getting
lost in Central Park.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Oh that's easy to do, big place, But so you
got separated from the kids and they were lost or
you were lost and they were fine. What would happened?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
No, we broke into small groups and trying to find
the Central Park Zoo and we couldn't find the Central
Park zuke.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Well, but you find it, it's there. They're not moving it,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But when we were going on school trips, we would
go to we went to Europe one time, or band
band trips are always fun. We'd all have to share
rooms and we were problems and Luckily the cheperones didn't
know half of the bs that we were causing. But
you've got to have patience because you never know what's
(02:37):
going to happen. You have to have your eyes on
every single kid, every moment of the day.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Right. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I went on a trip exactly like this. I was
in high school and we did a theater trip. We
came here and we saw a bunch of Broadway shows
and it was my first time to the Big city
and I to do it was so eye opening to
me because I had never been to New York City before.
I had never been to a major city, so coming
here it was just it was one of the greatest
(03:06):
trips of my entire life. So Renee, these kids that
you're taking, have they ever been to quote unquote the
Big City before?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
The older ones have, because we try to do the
trip every year, but the younger ones it's going to
be new to them.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, yeah, have you had like the conversation of because
there's gonna be like people in the street that are.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Naked, naked, naked and dirty almost went from dirty Almo,
have you done?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah? People taking poop in the middle of the street.
You gotta be ready for that. My favorite is living
in New York City. When you see renee no offense,
but when you see chaperones and all their kids at
a crosswalk about to go over, You're like, oh God,
you gotta get around them. You gotta get around them
and away from them. It's like, but I want you
(03:54):
to enjoy the cultural greatness of New York City. So
it's great to bring the kids in, But I feel
like I got shafted.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I went.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
No. They in my trips. They took us to the
sewage plant. We want to see sewage. We went to
see awful. That's all you saw. That's all we got.
We didn't get to go do the fun stuff that
you guys you're talking about right now. We actually went
to a meat processing plant because we were in Texas
and so you know, we all had cow blood on
our shoelaces.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
When were we traumatic?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, I told you about.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
My senior trip, right. No, my senior trip. We had
just finished reading The Grapes of Wrath, so we had
to go to a farm near Meadville, Pennsylvania and picked
crops for eight hours. That was the trip.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yes, we didn't get paid for it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
A lot of free labor out of kids, because I
remember we did a Pioneer day in like third grade
and we all had to dress like quote unquote pioneers,
which I looked ridiculous by the way they made us
do all the work, like turn some butter and do
all kinds of Maybe how much.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You get paid for that? See you you're not gonna
put kids in that kind of danger, are you?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And we'll try it.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's not well.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And you've grown up in the Bronx. They would take
them to chop shops. They were ringing the stolen cars
and all the kids had to pull all the all
the steel off the car. They have us break all
the wind.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
The wind steel people could come in and fix it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The kids would get bonuses for like copper wires.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Is that why you're so good at changing tires?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
That's why Renee look best of luck to you.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
And when we get off there, I want to find
out what date and what part of the city you're
going to be in, because I don't want to be
anywhere near there. I'm kidding, but you know what what
you're doing though, what you're doing and sharing this incredible
city with your kids, I bet you do get some
satisfaction out of that.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Absolutely, of course you do.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
All right, Well, look, thanks for listening. You want a sweatshirt?
Oh yeah, this whole point she wanted to come on
to get a sweat We're gonna send you a morning
show hoodie. How you like that? I love that?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
All right, so if I see you in the street
with kids, I'll know. Okay, we got to be nice.
It's Renee. Hold on, Renee, thanks for listening to us.
Scary what I will say.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It was one middle school trip that we went to
where the chaperones had to pull the kids apart because
the all the boys and the girls all.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Their hormones were going crazy. And it was a dude
ranch up the cutchers. Okay, so that was just an
excuse for all the fourteen fifteen year old kids to
kind of get together with each other, and because they
had these sleepovers, a dude ranch, dude ranch. Yeah, Oh
my god, I was in that pool me too, Yeah,
(06:34):
Scotty me went to the dude r Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
We used to go to Cutchers all the time. Absolutely,
and the chaperones had problems keeping their kids away from
each other. Yes, do you know that our senior trip
was to the Bahamas with no chaperones. We were all
drunk all day, every day. That sounds awesome. I wonder
how many of these school trips happened and the chaperones
put the kids to bed and then all started doing
(06:57):
each other. Yeah, yeah, getting all drunk on cheap wine.
I want to hear your stories now. Please text us
at fifty five one hundred. Let's get into this. The
Elvis Duran after party
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