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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
Brooklyn Boys, start up d up, they making noise? Dight up,
start up up dust Up, Episode.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Three, twenty five of The Brooklyn Boys podcast. Three in
a quarter Yeah pretty much? Three three in a quarter?
Yeah yeah, quarter quarter?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He love it.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You know it's crazy. I was just having a conversation
with someone and they said that their kid doesn't understand
what when we tell time, we say, you know, it's
what time is it? It's a quarter after four or
a quarter to three, Like they don't know. They think
it's stupid and they don't understand where it comes from.
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Like what does a quarter after three really mean? I'm like, uh,
well they're three fifteen, duh what does that mean? Or
or quarter to three is two forty five? Right? We
grew up with that.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I saw a TikTok video and it looked real where
the guy was saying, it doesn't make any sense because
a quarter is twenty five cents. So why are we
saying fifteen minutes is a quarter of an hour? I mean,
you gotta be some kind of brain damage sixty minutes
understand that, right? Fifteen minutes is a quarter a quarter
of an hour. The word quarter only means twenty five
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in terms of one hundred and a dollar. But I
can't believe we're saying it. I'm about to say it.
Oh my god, kids these days, Yeah, the earth is round.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
By the way, speaking of quarters, you saw that the
President said that he ordered the Treasury not to print
pennies anymore. Yeah, because it costs two and a half
cents to make a penny. Okay, so here's here are
my thoughts. I already know where your thoughts are going.
I have always been someone who watched the dots in
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our neighborhood throw pennies, leave them instead of taking their change,
Ignore them. They're not right. And I was always someone
that picked them up or took them off the counter,
because when I needed pennies, I was like, oh, rather
than get changed back, I'm like, I have the three
cents in my pocket, and it eliminated the need for
getting more change. So I always like to have some
pennies at the time when I pay cash. Now you
(02:18):
have to pay cash because everybody charges your fourth percent
use your credit card to get a freaking slice of pizza.
So I keep the pennies around. But here's the thing
if you go into a restaurant scary yep, and you
owe two cents? I know, is it the restaurant's job
or the business's job to waive the two cents because
you may not have any pennies, in which case you're
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benefiting two cents. And in which case, if you had
two pennies in your pocket, would you just leave them
in your pocket and just say, oh, I don't have
any pennies. And is it if it's three cents, are
you obligated to pay five cents? I don't know where
this would go. But if the penny, I mean, it
stops getting minted and well, let's say, just goes out
of style. Let's say, because obviously even though it's gonna
(02:59):
be pennies for another couple of years, but right, I
get it. Yeah, no, of course, But if the penny
goes away eventually, I would think that the rule of
thumb would be that if it's two cents, and if
it's one or two cents, yeah, they round down if
it costs out the money, if it's three or four,
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advantage pay the five. We gotta pay the five. And
I feel like it will even itself out because it's
you know, two and three cents go to them and
four and five go to us, or you know, vice versa,
vice versa whatever. You know what I'm saying, same I'm saying.
So I feel like it's even split, and over time
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it'll leaven itself out. I would need to believe that.
I can't imagine that if something costs two dollars and
one cent that you'd have to pay the nickel and
not get any change. I also think it's offensive to
Abraham Lincoln, considered one of our greatest presidents, that his
coin is the one that's going to be dropped. Well,
he's already on another currency, isn't he. Are you not aware?
He's on the five dollar bill, So he's got another
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that he's he's free, by the way, which, by the way,
is a little mind blown moment for some some people.
George Washington was the first president. He's on the one
dollar bill. Lincoln was not the fifth president. He was
the sixteenth, but a lot of people think he was
the fifth. That's why he's on the five dollar bill.
Who believed? Who hold on? Who believes that? I've worked
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with people in my life who think Abraham Lincoln was
the fifth president because he's on the five. Wow, ponderous
almost would make Grant, which would make Grant the fiftieth
president because he's on the fifty. But those are the
same people that are telling you that they think a
quarter to three is stupid and that means twenty five
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by the way, scary without pennies. Obviously, we'll be using
more nickels. Correct, Yes, do you know how much it
costs to print a nickel to mint one nickel? Don't
tell me more than a nickel thirteen point eight cents?
Oh shit, So we're actually gonna lose money by using
more nickels and having to make more nickels. So can
we continue on that scale? But he thought this out?
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How much? What about a dime? How much is it
made to make a dime? I'm smaller, I'll tell you
right now. Hold on, how much does it cost to
mint the dime? Hello? Not a dime?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Bag?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Uh? Five point seven six cents? There you go. So
the dime is is a pro is fantastic saving money there,
print one for five point right, But a nickel nichol
is going to kill our economy because we did not
think the penny thing through. You will have to change
the phrase a nickel for your thoughts. That's right. Yeah,
you rub two pennies together like there's a lot, you know,
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there's a lot of that. Ah. So yeah, that's that's
the controversy this week. Who's going to pay the two
to three to four and five. I was driving home
and I was on the phone with Jetski Bryan, and
you know, he's watching you know, his uncle's house and all,
and he goes, like from outside with binoculars. Yeah, well, no,
he's in Port Saint Lucy, home of the New York
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met Supreme Training. Oh yeah, that's correct. So he's out there.
He's a son devil. He chas his son anywhere he
get anytime. I mean, the guy owns a jet ski company.
Yeah yeah, he chooses chooses to say he's got the
eternal tan too. He's completely like dark and all the time,
all year round. And so I'm on the phone with
him and he goes, he opens the door. He goes, Yo, Brody, Brody,
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get back here. What's what he goes? I said, who's Brody?
What is that? He goes, Oh, it's my uncle's dog.
His dogs are Brody and Brandy. I said, wait a second.
Your uncle names his dog Brody. Yeah b r O
d Y, So Brody. I'm happy to announce that your
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name is also the favorite name for people's dogs. You've
got a dog name, the favor you got a dog names.
I don't have a dog name. Okay, how many dogs?
How many dogs named Anthony? My next one, by the way,
speaking a dog name, And I'm not offended if someone
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names their dog Brody. Doesn't it's not named after me.
And if you name your dog after me, they'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I was.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I went to visit my cousins who live in Manhattan,
and I'm gonna tell a story later about how how
hard it was to get a parking spot and what happened.
But getting on the in Manhattan on They live on
the Upper West Side, So if you're familiar with Manhattan
at all, it's an affluent area. But everyone has a dog.
Everyone on the Upper east Side west Side all have dogs. Yeah,
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so there's like dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog.
Don't you walk one block you pass five people walking dogs.
So I'm waiting for the elevator and this woman has
a dog, and this guy joins us to wait for
the elevator. He says, oh, cute dog. What's the dog's name?
She said brother? Brother. The dog's name is brother. So
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I don't know this woman. I'm not gonna say anything.
He says, that's an interesting name. He says, yeah, Well
I had a female dog and her name was sister.
So he says, oh, were they brother and sister? She
says no. Oh come on, now, who names a dog brother?
What kind of name is brother? That's not a dog's name.
Come me a brother? What slices? Drop us a talk back?
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Weird names for dogs that you have in your life, Like, like,
if this was weird, it's got to be even weird.
It's got the bizarre. That's bizarre. Like I understand as
certain people call each other, what's up, brother? You know, right?
But to call your dog brother, yeah, I don't. It
was this and like the other dog's name was sister,
but they weren't related. Well see, I would assume that
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they would be brother and sister. They would That would
that would make even then it's dumb, but at least
it would make more sense, right, head, listen and slices.
If you have a dog named brother, let us know.
And I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but it
seems like an odd name, like a brother is like
a priest, right, yeah, Like you know, you see your
friend on the street, what's up, brother, right? Or your
actual brother? Why would you name your dog brother. He's
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not your brother, he's not the other dog's brother, the
other you know, it's funny. I was at the station
today and Scotty B from The Big Show brought his
uh brought his dog Sawyer to work and he said yeah,
because I said, why why did you bring Sawyer in?
He said, he goes, Oh, I gotta go drop him
off because you know, I'm going away. You know, he's
going on a Norwegian cruise line, a new Norwegian cruise
(09:20):
this weekend. And he said, yeah, he's gonna stay. He's
the dog, Sawyer is gonna stay with his brother. So
he said, wait what he goes, yeah, yeah, he hasn't
seen him in like nine years. Apparently Sawyer and another
dog were from the same litter and Sawyers about to
be really reunited with his brother.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I found it weird that Scotty was talking about his dog, like, oh,
he's gonna go visit his brother. Like what you're like
I'm going to, like, I go visit my brother. Right,
So my question is, and again I'm not a dog owner,
but does does a dog know or remember that that's
his brother when he when he's around him, like when
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he meets his dog, when his brother this dog brother
for the first time in nine years. Are they gonna
be like oh over each other like that? Like or
is so Scoty's like I guess, like, like, are they
gonna go nuts? Are they gonna jump all over each
other and hump each other? I mean that was gonna happen.
Is Sawyer's brother's name brother? I think no, it's not. No,
I know, but but I'm just curious as yes, I
(10:24):
would have remember even remember the I don't think he
knows like, oh, I was in we were in the
same dog Vagina together. I think he knows, like, oh,
this is a familiar scent. If the dog is you know,
has its scent on him, and if he's especially groomed,
you might not. I wonder if dog or Scouy's like, yeah,
he probably doesn't even know. So he's gonna get there
and he's gonna be hanging out with a dog. Scotty
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stay friends with the breeder or like did a friend
of his adopted brother. It was an adoption. I think
it was years ago. I don't even know. I don't
know the full stories ago. You don't ask enough questions.
The boy did a podcast some information. No, he got
the dog from some woman, and the woman who he knew,
has he hasn't seen him. Well, well, the dog hasn't
seen the other dog. She goes, Oh, i'll dog sit
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for you. They'll be reunited. It'll be great. They're brothers.
I don't know. I'm just I don't I don't know
if dogs will remember the their siblings, dogs will remember you.
Come on the slean They in nine years anyway, it's
been nine years since they sniffed their butts. I got
a song. Wow, you are in fuego today, Brody, this
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has got to be an in fuego song. Oh hell,
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not a hat. We're not hat. It's it's like we're like,
because we're not the shiny new toy on the shelf.
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(13:39):
Boys Podcast. We will be right back. Scary, I'm really hungry,
I mean, what what is not mean? Aha? You picked
up on that? No mean you mean you know, you
know what I mean? Yeah, so I heard someone not
mean and I and I heard one person and I'm like, oh,
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that's one person. I'm starting to hear it even more.
You know how like in Brooklyn people say, get meaning
yet yeah, g yet yep, But now what I mean,
know what I mean has morphed into not what I
mean has morphed into not I mean? No, I mean,
who says mean mean? Not me? People say that. People say, oh, yeah,
(14:24):
it was just working all day, I was not busting
my ass. I mean, they're saying not mean that, they're blurring,
know what I mean. You know, it's like you know
what I'm saying when they say, I'm finnah, that's f
I n n a, I'm fix to fixing right, I'm
fixtion to blank. Didn't perform an action. I'm finnh right.
We covered that a few weeks ago. But not I
mean is my my new my new peeve. Well, it
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was bad enough used colloquially. Colloquially when we said you
know what I mean, it's like, hey, and it's like, yeah,
I know what you mean. Stop saying you know what
I mean, because you don't. You don't. But even if
you take you know what I mean and you and
you slur it into you know what I mean? Yeah,
Like if you like you leave off to you and
you're like, you know what I mean? Yeah. My nephew
now talks in uh talks in text code. Now he
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talks in text He's like, hey, yeah, I y K
y K. I'm like iy K if you know you
know right? I like, but you'll he'll say, I y
k y K. I'm like l O l O MG. Yeah,
that's that's a bit much to slap him in the face.
That's too much. But yeah, So are you someone that
says not mean or knows someone that says not mean?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, that's some lazy mouth, right, Come on, at least
say you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Brody,
I gotta tell you you have to really not to
rub this in your face? Is it your zeeman?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
No.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Over the weekend, I went to Universal Orlando and with
the more I avoided your social media. I know, man,
one of my favorite places. I haven't been there in years.
And Harry Potter raw roller coaster they yep, I did that.
There was there's a brand new coaster there. Well, not
brand new, it's from twenty twenty one. It's called the
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Veloca Coaster. Dude, yeah, I'm not doing that. Probably one
of the greatest rides I've been on ever, really best
ride in the park. It's a thrill ride. It goes
upside down, it does corkscrew, it does cork, it does loops,
it does cork cork screw upside downs, and you you've
literally come out of your chair airborne maybe five times,
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where only the bar is holding you back. No, not
for you, No fear is holding me back. So instead
of saying I'm out on riding that ride it's not
my type, I'm just gonna say mount Mount Mount Mount
Mount Mount out Mount. Well, I had the best time there.
It was such an amazing weekend and I forgot what
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it was like to be a kid again. And everyone
needs to do this, Everyone needs to go back to
a place, because it really just took me right back,
you know. And I don't know quite how to explain
the feeling of going there as a full, full grown adult,
just having you don't often do fun things. I don't
do that, right, I don't do it. How often do
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I go? I mean, the last time I went to Disney.
It was like freaking two thousand and nine. I haven't
been to Disney in years. Yeah, magic cando it. When
it comes to crazy roller coasters, here's what I do.
I do love coast. I search for the name of
the coaster yep, and the word POV high definition. Ooh,
this video's out on this stuff. This video of every
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roller coaster in the world. Anytime you hear a roller coaster,
see a roller coaster, well like you wret you're on
TikTok or Facebook and you see a roller coaster, just
go to the front seat POV video and you can
make it feel put on your big screen TV and
you can feel like you're on the coaster without the
stomach dropping and the nausea and the fear. And this
way I could see what it would have been like
had I got on that crazy ass roller coaster. So
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absolutely that one and the and the Haggards something hundred's
the minute they open all the roller to dorks get
in the front seat and they film it. Yeah, love
on YouTube. We watched the video. Okay, I'm gonna do that.
Some of them have the whole experience, like if you
have to walk through a wit online, google Velosa Coaster
Universal Orlando, and google the the one with again the
Haggard something ride where one person's on the motorcycle and
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one person's in the sidecar. That was a great coaster.
That was like my runner up. And Hulk, the Incredible Hulk,
which is the og that opened in the with the
park in like ninety nine. Whenever it opened, that was
still a very That was an awesome ride. I mean
that that's an amazing, amazing coaster. But uh, those were
my top three rides in the park, by the way,
in order. But man, have Velocit coaster. I yeah, we
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went twice in a row, two so I mean Willison,
we were from Brooklyn. We've ridden the Cyclone. Would you
ride the Cyclone today? By the way, would you do that?
I've never been never been on it. What we've covered
this already. I've never been on it. You've never been
on Wait a second, why don't I know this? I
forgot you got There used to be three roller coasters
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in Corne Allen. Yeah, but of course the Thunderbolt, the
Cyclone and the something else with the with weather related yeah,
Hurricane no, keep going Twister No, I don't know it
was a tornado tornado tornado. Yeah, uh no, I just
as a kid, I never went on it, And then
as an adult it was always like breaking down or
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being shut and so. Plus when I was a kid,
there was a rumor that a car flew off the
track and killed people. I don't know, I never I
don't think that's true. But it was for me as
a kid, and I never went on it. And it's
not like the scariest roller coaster in the world. I've
been on bigger wooden roller coasters. I don't know. Maybe
one of these days I'll go. Yeah, I just feel
like I heard it's very so the Cyclone. If you've
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never been to Coney Allen, it was. It was built
on a very small piece of land. Yeah. So the
turns are incredibly tight, and it's an old, like nineteen
fifties roller forties roller coaster whenever it was built. So
it's crazy. It's creaky and rickety, and it's not comfortable.
It's not padded with super nice seats. So from what
I understand, you're being thrown into the side of like
metal and wood, and it's it's very difficult to ride,
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and I have a bad back so that's always been like,
why I haven't. But it's not like fear of the
height of it. It's just it's a terrifying thought, if
that makes sense. No, it's frightening. But the POV video
is fun, absolutely in POV's point of view video. The
viva in POV is not video, So don't don't don't
tweet me. Yeah anyway, So why what else is that?
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What else is news?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I had an issue at Costco? Oh what happened at Costco? Well,
I had I had to do a refund. I had
to return something to Costco. So uh, I went in.
I went into the uh the main entrance, which if
you go in the main entrance of my Costco, the
return desk is like, I don't know, twenty feet to
the right. The woman says, you gotta return. You gotta
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go on the other door. Sorry, no problem, which is
basically the eggs. But there's like a little door next
to the exit. So I go in and there's a
stanchion pole with a sign on it that says refund
line begins here. So I stand next to it and
two people are walking through the poles and they go,
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who oh, you're cutting the line. I said, what are
you talking about? The sign says refund line begins here,
and they point to the other end of the stanchion pole,
which is like, you know, squiggly, squiggly, squiggly all the
way down the other end, and you know what The
sign says on that pole, refund line begins here. The
same sign is on the front and the end of
the line instead of refund line ends here. They both
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say refund lists. So how do you know where to stand?
So I went for the first one I saw, which
was I saw the first one. I was like, oh,
stand here, it's right by the registers. There's nobody online.
But as I went to the front, there were people
doing the snake who had ended the door going the
correct way, and they're like, whoa, you cut the line.
I'm like, what are you talking about? It says the
line begins here. Costco? What the fuck? How do you
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put a sign on both ends that say line begins here?
My god, hey, you're empty nesters. What are you still
shopping at Costco for? What do you what do you?
What do you buy there? Because at me, as a
guy who lives alone, I can't get through anything that
you could buy a Costco. Everything is like what I buy.
Last time, I bought a three pound bag of frozen shrimp.
(22:25):
I like to to frost a few every day and
a little bit at a time. Okay, oh I bought.
I buy a four or five pound bag of cashoes,
so I have them in the cabinet. That's a lot
of cashoes. How long?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Did No?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's not. It must take you a long time to
get through three pounds. Whatever the bag is, it's a
I buy like a three pound bag of pistachio nuts.
I buy chicken burgers. It's like eight chicken burgers, a nice,
healthy chicken burger for lunch. I don't buy like five
gallons of tomato sauce, oh I buy. I buy sports
water bottles. I buy like a twenty four pack of
water bottles. I use them when I play pick a ball.
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They have like the sports top you escort the water.
You know, well, you don't have to keep opening the
cap and closing the cat Yeah, no, I get it.
It's just very funny to me. I just, you know,
I feel like when I think Costco, I think of
like big families. I think like family of four or five,
you know, I don't think of couples, and I don't
think of singles, that's for sure. I don't know. I
(23:18):
you can absolutely it depends what you buy. And I understands. Okay,
you buy a pack of raizor blades, you take money
toilet paper. I need the forty eight I used to
get my crab dip. There, it's a regular sized tub
of crab dip. I get Amy Lou's chicken chicken, not
hot dogs, chicken sausage. Buy a sixteen pack, you put
(23:41):
eight in the freezer, and you put it in the refrigerator. Okay,
fair enough, It is that difficult. I just you know,
chavago part is putting a line a sign that says
line starts here at the front end the back. That's
the problem. That's the craziness. Oh god, yeah, no. I
wanted to buy Vincent's tomato sauce, but they had like
two jog for eleven dollars. But the giant jars never
(24:03):
gonna whenever gonna use that much sauce in in the time.
Like I don't need to buy two giant jugs of sauce,
of course, But you know, if I had the whole
family living here, Yeah, if everybody was home. I'm sure,
so I got, I gotta, I got a question, Okay,
I hope. So this is I know, I know, I'm
You're gonna sympathize with me, but okay, rarely So I got.
(24:23):
I got my boy that that sells really expensive watches, which,
by the way, as you know, yep, all of it.
It's spelled the right way, not r O L E
K s uh the real rolex. Now now now, now
keep in mind you all know me, not me, not me.
You've spoken, we've spoken about them. I hate jewelry. I
(24:44):
don't own jewelry. I don't own not one piece of jewelry.
You would think that, you know, I'm Italian, I have
a gold change, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, whatever you would you
would think that I would own that all stuff, or
at least to watch old horn. Okay, So facts about me. Fact,
I don't own an expensive watch or any piece of jewelry.
(25:05):
I've got nothing. I've got no no rings. I've got
no I've got I got a class. You got a
high I got a high school ring. I don't have
any anything that that is considered valuable, or any chain
or anything. I just don't. I don't have any. But
I got a guy. We got a guy, our guy.
(25:26):
We got a guy Rob you know, Rob de Z,
Rob Dz. He's uh, he's he's sells, he's he's big
in the industry. He sells all kinds of time pieces, right,
and you know he's big in the in that watch world.
When you say time pieces, you mean watches, well watch
not selling a lom clocks. Well, you know, he does
(25:46):
all kinds of all price points, right, but a lot
of big stuff too, time pieces, and some heavy hitters
go to him at all. So I got a question
for you, and this is just this just happened today.
So soone I know wants is interest is in the industry,
is in the market to buy an expensive watch. And
(26:08):
they're like, hey, could you connect me with your watch guy?
So I'm like, sure, why not? So I now put
a three way text message together from me my friend,
and me my friend and my boy Robica. No not Brian, Brian.
Actually I know, I know, I know Rob through Jetski Brian.
(26:31):
Oh okay, Robin, right, but it's some Yeah. So anyway,
so I put us on a three way text making
the introduction. Now you know what My question is going
to be, Brodie. Should things go well and sale goes through, Yeah,
of course, Do I get a referral fee at any point?
(26:52):
Am I supposed to five dollars? I don't know how
much they're going to spend and I don't know. Again
this watches are not my war. You should get enough
to pay for your hotel room from last week where
they didn't give you. Well, First of all, how do
I do I even? Am I a dick for for
broaching a subject I had to You had to ask
(27:13):
this years ago. You had to tell Rob Deazy or
these nots whatever his name. Hey, man, I know a
lot of people in the you know, radio industry, record industry, celebrities.
I could send them away if I have, If I
ever send them away, might that might I get a
taste of? That might be a little incentive. You could
have asked that question. But now halfway after the after
you did the introduction, you're out. It's up to him
(27:35):
now to give you a taste. But am I Am
I greedy for even wanting a taste?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You're asking me so exactly. Know I'm gonna get some
sympathy here. Look, if I if I send a guy
to a car dealer, my car dealer gives me a kickback.
That's it's not like it's just me. It's that if
you recommend, if you refer a guy, if I recommend
someone to my real estate agent, he gives me a
(28:03):
little thank you. My email is flooded with offers from
like credit card companies. Hey refer a friend and get
X amount of points. And I'm not putting my friends
in debt. That's not my that's not well, I'm not Jennifer.
I don't recommend. We're all incentivized every day, even as
something simple as like Uber. It's like, hey, sign up
for every friend you sign up, you get twenty dollars
(28:24):
or whatever in your account. So it's like when I
when I told Michael Rappaport to sign up for Cameo
and I would get a percentage if he might put
me down, and then he went and put down what's
your face the Real Housewife? Yeah, life is filming. Life
is filled with incentives and incentivized incentivization programs. So I'm
just wondering if it's something that I can expect. Do
(28:46):
I talk about it? Do I not say anything? Do
I just ignore it. But he doesn't listening to this podcast.
No he does not, So I f him right there.
He's not. We're not his number one preset and yeah,
hear radio app. I'm just wondering if because honestly, I
just did it out the kindness of my own heart,
because I want to see my boy, like you know,
I want to see two people. You know, he's gonna
give him a great deal on a watch buys. If
(29:07):
he buys a twenty thousand dollar watch, you gotta figure
he's making ten thousand dollar profit on that. I have
no idea. You're asking the wrong one. I have no clue.
I listen, what's mars? What's a markup on that? A
couple of hundred bucks? You know, really, I would be like, hey,
you know, send you a gift card or maybe you know,
(29:29):
you know, probably do scary It'll offer you a VIP
discount on one hundred and ten thousand dollar watch. We
can have a you can have one hundred and nine thousand,
five hundred and ninety. Of course, Hey, you know what,
I appreciate you hooking me up with your friend. There.
I'm gonna give you a VIP T. I'm gonna I'm
gonna send an email around and get a VIP discount
(29:49):
for you. I get the regional watch scalpers in here
and and the guys the Canal Street heads of head honchos,
and we're gonna get you seventy eight dollars off the
fifteen hundred dollars to Yeah, the VIP discount. Great, that's
forty bucks off a fifty thousand dollars watch with Scary
(30:10):
and Brodie. So I want you to I want have
you ever been in a position, Scary where you're on
the phone but you're peeing? You have to pee really badly? Oh? Yeah,
all the time. And so what I do is I
mute the phone while I'm peeing, and then when they
ask me a question I have to answer, I stop peeing,
(30:31):
I unmute the phone, and I continue the conversation. You've
done this, yes, of course. Yeah. Have you ever been
on the toilet and a you're doing it number two?
And for that twelve seconds where you might make some noise,
you mute the phone? Yes? Right, Well, if I if
there was some noise being made, yes, you mute, mute
or something. Yeah, but what kind of more noise? If
(30:53):
you like, if you're on the shitter. Yeah yeah, clip clop,
little little little little little PLoP PLoP fish fish. Oh yeah,
what a relief it is. So I'm on the phone
with a company, and it's the kind of company. We
have to verify who you are. So and now, so
the guy calls me. He says, we need to verify
who you are before we can discuss your whatever that
had discussed with me. So I was about I'm like
(31:17):
busting the pee. I was about to pee when the
phone rang, so I said, alright. He goes, we're going
to text you a number. Hold on. So I mute
the phone and I pee a little bit. The text
comes in and he says, give me the six digit number.
So I have the phone on mute, and I say,
you know, one two three four five six and I
(31:39):
and I mute the phone and I start peeing again.
So so he says, sorry, can I get the number?
So I so I unmute the phone. I go, yeah,
sorry about that. I guess the phone broke up one
two three five six. Oh no, I know where this
is going. I put the phone back on mute, and
(32:02):
I stopped peeing again, and he said, he says, sir,
can you can you repeat the number one more time
for me? So I unmute the phone. I go, yeah, one, three, five, six?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Right?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
How many? How many times I have to say the
same six digit number? Is there a problem with the number?
Am I giving you the wrong number? What's the problem?
And he says, sir, can you just repeat the number again?
I said, not until you tell me why you keep
asking me to repeat the number? Am I saying the
wrong number? You have a digit wrong? I'm looking at
the number.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, I'm like, what is the problem. Yeah, he can't
hear you. So then I realize I've been on mute
the whole time, Right, You're you're unmuting yourself to take
a piss? Am I muting yourself every time you're talking?
You did the opposite? No, I didn't do the opposite.
I just thought I unmuted, but I didn't. So I
was like hitting the button with my left thumb as
(32:54):
I'm holding my schwang taking a leak with my right hand.
But I wasn't looking. I was just clicking the mute thing.
So I never unmuted. So I'm yelling at the guy
what's wrong? And I don't understand what. He never hurt me.
I was gonna say, all right, no, I never unmuted
the last time, because that would have been funny if
every you thought you were muting, but you were unmuting
and every time you talk, but he keeps me saying,
(33:16):
could you repeat that? And then every time that you
repeat it, you're actually you're actually pissing. Yeah, So, to
be honest with you, I can't verify that he did
not hear the ping. I thought I was, you know,
mute on mute, mute on mute, but I may have unmute,
mute on mute mute because he never heard me say
the number. So slices, be careful when you're doing the
mute thing. You may be unmuting and muting when you
meant the mute mute, I mean mute, right, I followed you.
(33:40):
I mean not mean, not mean. So one of one
of the women in kind of like a friend my friend,
well it's not my friend group. It's a friend of
a friend's group, kind of an acquaintance. She did this thing,
which you would expect me to do. But I know
(34:03):
that I'm not guilty of this. But it's like when
you when you post something, but you really don't want to.
It's kind of like a humble brag. I guess when
you post a picture but you really don't want to
show off what you was in the foreground. It's kind
of like, I really want to, I really want you
to notice that I'm posting this, but notice that. Well
(34:26):
you do the thumb, then you do the thought. You
point your thumb like well, no, no, no, no, no,
you don't, you don't, you can't. You kind of don't
even want you want it to be subtle. So humble brag,
humble brag. Well this isn't even humble, I think. But okay, so,
so and and and ladies, you might do this a lot.
You have a post a picture of your manicure. Oh
(34:48):
I gotta show my manicure. Yeah, I want to look
at it. And you just what do you do, brody?
You turn your your hand away from your face and
you take a picture of it. Take a picture of
the manicure, right, like the little woman would put palm down,
Well yeah right, palm away now, pomp right. So women
(35:10):
do this all the time. This woman posted her manicure,
but what is the backdrop that she decided to use?
So conveniently a toilet pole. No, what's in the background
the the steering wheel of her Lamborghini. Oh, so, like
she was like sitting, she sat in her car. She
(35:30):
made it seem like, oh, okay, let me just let
me just randomly post this. I'm just you know, not
even not even thinking ahead, right, like, oh, I'm in
my car, I'll look at my manicure. Hey, I'm gonna
post it. He let me put my hand like kind
of with the steering wheel next to it, and you
got the Lamborghini logo. Oh yeh, she'd give a fuck
(35:51):
about about showing off her manicure. She wanted you to
notice that she drives a Lambo. Yeah, yeah, that's tacky bullshit.
So so it's actually a friend of my boy Falco,
and I wanted him to call her out so badly
because he screenshot at it and sent it around to
(36:11):
the group, and I'm like, I'm like, why don't you
like call her out on her shit? You know it
would be hilarious. But people do that a lot, right
Do you you ever do that? I mean I don't think.
I don't think I do it. I don't have I
ever done that Where I'm posting like anything that I
intend to post is intentional, and whatever happens to be
(36:32):
in the background happens to be there. But I don't
plant shit for you to like notice while I'm trying
to pretend to post something else. You know. I do
a friend though, he's really jacked, and he'll post a
picture of like a sunset, and he'll be in the
picture like like ripped with his shirt off, and and
(36:55):
he's talking about the sunset behind him, and he's like,
another beautifull another magical night here in southern cal in
southern California, and look at this beautiful sunset. And I'm like, you, douchebag,
You're completely you're flexing. You want people to notice you,
and what great shape you're in. You don't get a
fuck about people in the but you're you're talking about
(37:17):
the sunset and there's sunset behind you. The fuck. I
don't know, you know what I It was a long
time ago. I remember as a joke, I took a
picture in in the morning show studio and I'm trying
to remember what band was in was in studio? Uh,
maybe it was, it wasn't in sync. I can't remember
(37:38):
what band it was. But I remember taking a picture
of my pen with the with the group in the background.
It may have been like I don't remember who it was,
but I was like, oh look at my look at
my picture of my pen. But it was really like
to show who was in the studio that so you're
guilty of this, Well, I did as a joke and
I never posted it because it was a joke and
I don't need to at that time. I didn't need
(37:58):
to brag. Everyone knew I worked at the rat A station.
It wasn't like a Lambeau. But I did it as
a joke, like oh look at my pen, when clearly
I was showing off. I don't know what band it was.
Maybe it was a Simple Plan a Good Charlotte. It
was one of those bands in that era. And I
remember just like, oh look, I got to look at
my pen. But I would never do like, look at
my manicure with the Lambeau logo behind that set, the Lambeau,
(38:19):
the Lamborghini logo. That's tacky as ship. Yeah, I don't
care you have a Lamborghini and if you like less
that you're bragging about it, and if you and if
you're if you really want to post your manicure. There
were a thousand, but then there's a thousand other places
you could have done that. Or also, nobody needs to
(38:39):
see your manicure. Who cares what color your beds? Oh,
don't go there, brody. Some women cauph stop, I don't
need to see you went and bought nail polished and
someone you don't know put it on your finger. Some women,
they pride themselves on their manicures, not as much as
their Lambo's. Apparently, yeah, Lamborghini's. I keep saying in Lambeau
(39:00):
like Lambeo Field. It's Lambeau, right a Lamborghini's Lamba Lamborghini
the yeah short lambo. Yeah all right, So yeah, that's tacky,
that's tacky. He speaking of speaking of cars, I mentioned
earlier that I went to visit my cousins on the
Upper West Side and I went on a side went
Super Bowl Sunday. Right, They invited me to a watch
(39:22):
party to go, Okay, great, I'll go. I'll go. Absolutely no,
not that kind of watch. It was okay, it was
a it was a time piece event. So I have
to get a spot. Now it's a Sunday, and because
New York City has congestion pricing. If you if you
anything below sixtieth Street, you got to pay nine dollars. Oh,
(39:43):
I know all about it. So luckily they live above
sixtieth Street. So I went all the way north to
the George Washington Bridge, which is past where they live,
to come back south to where they live. So I
would have paid a nine dollars there. So clever move, right,
clever move? Was it? No traffic on Super Bowl? So
I drive around for twenty five minutes looking for a spot,
(40:06):
because at this point it's like five o'clock. The game
starts at six thirty. I guess everyone who's gonna leave
already left. Oh, don't go past sixty first Street. Do
not cross that line. You will get I'm not even
I'm not close they live. They live many many blocks
north of six I said, upper west Side. So I
get a spot on the corner of a street about
five blocks from their apartment. I'm all excited. I don't
(40:29):
see any no parking signs. So I park and there's
the snow on the grounds. I have to go up
on the snow bank and I'm I'm sliding, I'm I'm screeching,
and I'm doing like a half doughnut to get into
the spot on the corner. I back into it. So
I get out of the car, put my coat on,
and I walked I don't know, ten feet and I
see a sign, and I noticed the car behind me
(40:50):
has a sticker on the door, and the car behind
that is a sticker on the door. And there's a
sign that says ride share cars only. What's that all about?
You know, like zip cars? Yeah, so like in Manhattan
you can you can rent a car like it's parked
on the street. You use your app and you just
get in the car and drive it. Yeah, okay, these
(41:11):
spots are only available where I parked for rideshare cars.
Oh so I can't park there? Nah, fucked fucking. It's
like when you go I've done this, I hide this,
complain when you go to the mall. You go to
a store, and it's like parking for pregnant women, parking
for for drive up customers, a parking for employee of
the month. I'm like, stop with the categories. So I
(41:34):
can't park this. I gotta get back in my car.
I'm driving around another twenty minutes' scary, it's fifty minutes.
I Finally, about eight blocks nine blocks away from where
my cousins live, I find a spot. But it looks
like it's a little bit bigger than my car. And
I drive a Dodge Charge, it's a full sized car.
And I'm like, it's a spot, and there's snow in
the spot. So I'm like, okay, I'm good at this.
(41:56):
I can get in this spot. It's just I can
see it's just big enough I can fit in it.
So as I'm pulling in, pulling into the spot, I
back in and I have you know, you have to adjust.
You got to back in and then turn the wheel
back a little more, turn the wheel back a little more.
So this camp comes by and he goes, you got
to back in a little more. Yeah, no kidding, man,
(42:17):
I'm not done. There's snow here. Oh, just trying to
be helpful, all right, that's not helpful. I know I
have to back the nose of my cars in the
middle of the street. I'm aware. So I'm pulling in,
and you know, when you're like eighty percent into the spot,
you know you have to like pull up a little bit,
back in, pull up to the right, back to the left,
(42:38):
pull up to the right, back to the left.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:40):
No, I mean I know it not, I mean, yep, yep, yeah. Okay.
So then I hear this on the trunk of my car.
I'm like, what the fuck? It's some guy. You know,
like those orange construction vests that the road crews wear,
they have like reflectors on them. This large dude is
(43:01):
wearing a yellow reflector vest, and I don't know what
it says on it. So I so I rolled down
my window like just an inch so I can talk
to him. But I don't know who he is. I said,
I'm sorry, can I help you? He says, Uh, it's
gonna be a tight spot. Yeah, who's gonna have to
back into that a little more? Yeah, I'm aware it's
(43:24):
a tight spot. Well, I'm just letting you know it's
a tight spot. And he walks away. How the fuck
is that helpful? How is it helpful tell me it's
a tight spot? And why are you knocking on my
trunk of my cart? Dude? I don't understand. Why do
(43:47):
you need to tell me? You don't think I know
it's a tight spot. I'm the guy pulling into the spot. Anyway,
I do four or five more adjustments. I get into
the spot and I walk up the block in the
same direction this guy walked. So he's standing on the
corner by the avenue or I need to turn right.
(44:07):
So I'm like, there's that fucking weird guy with the
yellow vest. And I see he's got like neighborhood watch
on his Like neighborhood security is something that said on
his vest. Okay, and he's like the guy who volunteered
to walk around the neighborhood keep everybody safe. So so
he looks at me, goes it was tight, right, yeah, yeah,
(44:28):
when you want a fucking dollar, thanks man, Like was
he like he's the guy in the bathroom he turns
the water onto you, like you can't wash your hands yourself,
of course, man, tight spot, Thanks? Thanks? Like when you walk, hey,
it's called outside here is that I'm outside?
Speaker 3 (44:44):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Party. Sometimes people just want to talk to hear themselves.
Don't bang on the trunk of my car scam me
like that, and they act like you're the fucking neighborhood
police with I thought that he I thought he's gonna
tell me, hey, man, you can't park here. There's a
doctor he wants he wants to tip. No, you don't
want a tip. He didn't hang around for a tip. No,
he just wanted to confirm that I should know it's
a tight spot. Oh he's making conversation. He's a friendly
(45:09):
New Yorker. What the hell, bro No, there's no such thing.
Don't be no, don't don't. First of all, don't touch
my car. He's talking about, don't bang on my car.
And third of all, I don't need to roll down
the window.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
I'm laughing because I know the relationship that David Brody
has with his vehicle. Slices. Yeah, it is a relationship.
You might even be closer to your car than you
are your wife. This is how crazy and nerot ends
on the day Brody is about his Dodge Charger. So
(45:40):
the fact that somebody laid a so much as a
finger on it, let alone bang on your trunk. Yeah,
I did the tap tap tap slices. First of all, slices,
leave us a talkback. Do you need someone to tell
you it's a talk Is that helpful of you for
a guy to tell you? And second of all, do
you want somebody banging on the on the trunk you car?
Like to get your attention? Like, couldn't he have walked
(46:03):
up to the window and waved, H, don't hit my car,
don't hit my car. I thought, like he's a cop,
and I'm like, bra, I'm like, I can't park here
to of course I hit the car. I think maybe
he's the guy who owns the car behind me, and
he thinks I tapped his bumper and he's mad now
that I hit his car, Like, oh share, what did
I do? I didn't touch anybody? Tight spot, No fucking kidding,
(46:24):
Oh my god, I love it. That's like you go
to a restaurant, you get the hot soup and some
customer you don't know. It's like m gevil on soups hot,
thanks fucking soup. Of course it's hot. Night spot scary.
If somebody banged on your BMW, you'd be okay, No,
I'd be How hard was it though? Was it? Was?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
It?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Okay? I don't know if he didn't hit me, but
he didn't hit it with a wrench. I mean he
didn't leave and he didn't leave a mark. Scared this
the piss at you? I get it. There was you
know you have because it's snowed here a lot you
have the salt and this and the and the you
know the salt that that like the white film on
the car.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
So there were handprints on my trunk from his right,
So don't touch my car. Sti't touch my coat banging
on your trunk? Well not again, not that it's so
My car is so precious. But don't startle me because
I'm in the process of getting into a very tight spot.
I don't need to be startled where I might hit
(47:25):
the brake or the gas pedal. That's fucked up, right.
It's the neighborhood. You're the neighborhood watch. You're not the
neighborhood tapper. The neighbor watch you know you should do.
You should fucking neighborhood watch me pull into the spot,
not neighborhood. Tap my car, not neighborhood talk to me.
And if I'm gonna rob somebody's apartment in a high
rise building on the Upper West Side, how was some
(47:47):
guy in a yellow vest gonna You're gonna deter me
from robbing somebody's house inside? And if I'm gonna mug somebody,
this guy in a vest is gonna stop me the
same gun I pull on on the guy I'm gonna
rob I'm gonna pull on him too. What is he
gonna tap on the robber? Hey man, that's illegal, that's
a crime. I'm gonna tap on you top tap tap
(48:08):
tap tap top. You just put that gun away. See,
I really did, I really did. This was going somewhere else.
I thought he was gonna try and guide you in
the spot and say tight spot. I thought he's gonna
help you and then oh no, But then like turn
around and be like, hey, give me a tip, right,
because I've seen that happen. I've had that right, I've
had that right. We got we gotta take a break here,
but I want to I want to say I'm gonna
(48:29):
spring something on you, Brodie, because you know I love you,
love surprises. I want to introduce you to somebody in
a second here. You're you're gonna put on the phone
with someone that's gonna upset me. No, it's gonna make
your day with laughter or disgust. I'm not sure which
way it's gonna go coming up after this podcast. This
is why I love our podcast because we don't really
rehearse anything. Brody and I rarely share information about what
(48:53):
we're gonna throw at each other because we want like,
we like the live element of it. We like the surprise, right,
do you have my third grade teacher on them? No?
This is your life. This is your life. This is
your life.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
No.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I mean, but you know in truth be told. When
we plan the podcast, we write to know, but we
we we talk very little about some of the things
that we may be getting into or night. Right. All right,
So I'm going to introduce you to somebody here. Just
put her on the phone real quick. Here. I've never
spoken to him at this person, never did. But you
(49:27):
didn't meet her right now? Yeah, she is lice. No. Hello, Abby? Hi,
how are you? It's scary and Brodie. It's the Brooking
Boys podcast. Hi guys, Hi Abby? Does Abby know that
she might be called today? Yeah? Yeah, I just we
we spoke about this. It's it's kind of funny. So
(49:47):
so Abby is. Abby is one of the newest members
of the Elvis Drat Morning Show. She does all of
our social media. She puts all the web stuff up,
a lot of the stuff or the social media like
tiktoks and things like that. Yeah, and Abby came with
us to Universal Orlando. And Abby has an idea for
(50:10):
a business that by the way, I'm telling Brody this
for the first time. He's being surprised right now. But
Abby thinks this is a million dollar idea that she
wants to get into with her sister. Her sister was
also on the trip with us, and I almost fell
off my chair when we were talking about this over
the weekend, right Abby.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
But yes, I feel like I missed the beginning part
where my sister was like giving the overviews.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
I walked in like halfway through the conversation.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
So we have our listeners. Did the slices? Okay? Now
the slices are how do I explain this up? Slices?
If I would have brought this up and just talked
about this on my own, I would have been considered pervy.
But because I brought the woman whose idea was to
maybe start a business like this on, because it's a
very viable thing and I don't think it's been done before,
(51:02):
I'm not a pervert. I'm just gonna remove myself from
this right now. So first of all, meet David Brody.
Brody of course you've heard Brody is legend. Yes, yeah,
you know, of course, yes, And Abby knows all about you. Brody,
So you figured, you know what, I want to make money.
I want to make a lot of money. I want
to get rich. So why don't you tell Brody and
(51:23):
the slices who are fandom your idea, your serious idea
that you're considering of doing with your sister for absolutely
an OnlyFans page.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
So it started out as we saw I Believe TikTok
about a girl talking about how she made like how
much money she made having selling feet picks, and we
were like it started out as a joke.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
We were like, that's so funny, Like we could do that.
That's easy.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
It's just your feet, and we were like, what if
what if it was like a joint account, it was
the two of us, and it was called sister Feet,
like a sibling foot page. Again, started out as a joke,
but the more we were talking about it, we were like,
that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
So we've heard some crazy ideas for OnlyFans pages. We've
talked about only fans on the podcast, but but they
actually want to they actually want to literally do like
lives and things like that of their feet. But it
would just be their feet inter mingling with each other,
like there'd be like levels of feet. So this was
(52:35):
I thought this was a million dollar idea. I'm like,
you need to like you know, and and maybe once
every so often you'd have a a feet sure of
the week where a guest foot would come in where
you could like feature another f right.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
You were giving us amazing ideas to take this to
the next level. I felt very encouraged.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Right, So Brody, I just do you think that this
is a viable business? First of all? Secondly, I mean,
what if you're you know, would you condone your like
your daughter's doing like they said, Look, you know what,
I want to ditch everything that I do for a living.
I want to be I want my I want to
go into business of feet. And does it matter where
(53:15):
they make their money? Does it at the end of
the day or how they get rich? You're asking me
fifteen questions at one. Yeah, let's leave my kids out
of this conversation. Okay, I forget about you because my
opinions for Abby are irrelevant to my kids. Okay, Abby
is not my kid, my coworker. I don't even know
Abby yet. Although she sounds very nice. Oh, Abby's a sweetheart.
She's sweet as that.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
I'm sure, only your first impression of me. Well, I'm sorry,
this was.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Like an insight, but well, we started, we started, We
started at the bottom. We started at the bottom, by
your feet, and then we'll work our way up. So
I feel like I feel like, okay, see here's my thoughts.
If you never show your face, and I guess you
could talk right, but if your sister, if you and
(54:02):
your sister, like, if you're legitimately your sisters and your
feet look alike, guys, get off on sisters and twins.
I mean, you could just say you're twins. No one's
ever gonna know you're not, because that's big. Twin feet
is huge. I imagine I'm on in feet. But okay,
you can do to toes day, tose days a day
where you feature close up shots your toes. Wow, this
(54:24):
is why I was the writer for the show for
twenty five years because today, right, guys, Yeah, see, I
also think I also know if things go wrong, you
do foot fungus Friday. You know I say that if
it happens, you get like, you know, a couple of
corns on your feet. Shit could happen.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
Uh yeah, we could get prosthetics. Honestly, no one needs.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
To know or you know, you could do You could
be like, yeah, well exactly could do that. I think
toes day is a great day, great great promotion. I
think it's fine. I think if you had the Morning
show promoted, that would be man. But I don't think
they're gonna They may put you on as a topic,
but I don't think they give out because you don't
want people to know what's used. You can't promote. You
(55:08):
can't promote. Now, if the Elvis Durand Elvis Durand show
account was to just happen to like promote this random
foot fetish only fans page, like, oh, isn't this weird?
We came across this. This is kind of weird. Right,
it's called Sister Sister feeds the official name, right, Like,
then you could then you could promote it but like, wow,
isn't this weird? And then but not say it's you.
(55:29):
Then you could use the power of the show.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
I think it's a great idea if as long as
it's not like a gateway drug where all of a
sudden you start doing like thigh Thursday. It's you know,
five Thursday, you're going down. You're going down a bad
Road at thigh Thursday.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
Yeah, no, and that's so true. That's so true.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
I think I I think I would already feel scared
enough about the foot, but.
Speaker 4 (55:53):
I'm like, it's my foot. If I'm going to have
a foot, I might as well make money off of it.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
I guess, oh them, I would imagine you make money
off both. You're not going to be partial to one
foot of the other.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
See. I suggested that she goes through with maybe, you know,
like maybe one day do like a like a pizza
making class with her feet, so they the two sisters
could have their two feet, like somebody wants to foot pizza,
no kneading the dough kind of kneading the dough with
their toes and stuff like that, or like how far
can you how much you're right? What could you what
(56:23):
skills can you actually do and you know, perform with
your feet? I honestly, I don't think anyone's out there
doing this. I mean anyone anyone could do a foot fetish.
Annoyed you think, so anyone could do a foot fetish OnlyFans,
But but to have sister feet and like like like
two people with feet in the same picture. I don't know,
(56:44):
I'm I'm just spitballing here, but you know you, does
that exist? Brodie seems to think. Brodie seems the things
that exists anyone with a fetish, and there's a fetish
for anything, a billion people. Yeah, damn it, Yeah, I'll
I'll tell you story is a long time ago when
I worked for the other comedy company that wasn't part
(57:05):
of our company. I'm not gonna say what company was.
I worked for another comedy company and we had a
comedian come in to do some voice over work and
he said that he and his friend got into an
argument that you can't find video online of anyone having
sex with an inflatable sex doll. This was like two
thousand right now you can find it. So so Spruce
(57:29):
and I were like, if that's bullshit, if anyone's into that,
there's a video. So we googled it and it took
us a few minutes because it wasn't the internet that
it is now, but we found videos of people having
sex with inflatable sex dolls. The point is, look, there's
a category. We talked about this off was it off air?
We wasn't on air, but in the Elvestre and studio.
(57:50):
We talked about cake farts, like people who like to
watch people fart into cakes.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
That's so niche.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
It's so niche, it's so gross. It's niche. By the way,
I was too fancy of a word for cake farts,
I grew by the way I walked out of the
room on that conversation. I couldn't handle it. I remember
that vividly. That was but without mentioning names. Somebody else
in the room immediately googled cake farts and started watching
the video. Yes, we're gonna say who it was. No,
So the point is, Abby, this is the show you
work on now, I should know that. The point is
(58:22):
if people are in the cake farts, you're fine with feet.
Feet is mundane. Feet is like, oh yeah, you have
a foot fetish. Col Okay, I'm sure there's people dating
foot fetish. There are people that eat and lick and
drink and sip and put straws in the weirdest ship
and I like this the craziest, Like, come on, truffle butter.
(58:42):
This song is about truffle butter. Scary, I think, like
a video, foot is a problem. No, I guess not,
I guess, But but what do you think so, Like,
have you spoken to anybody in your circle about this? Like,
I'm talking to my friends about foot fetish, now I'm
talking about that. I'm talking to Abby, like like your
family or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
I I have not necessarily our We haven't talked to
her mom about it. I would love to hear what
she has to say.
Speaker 3 (59:07):
We were telling our friends about it just because again,
this was just like a funny little he he haha joke.
But then even our friends were like, honestly, that's not
a good idea.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
No, it's a great Do you think that you would
how much if you cleared a million dollars a year,
would it be worth it?
Speaker 4 (59:25):
Definitely?
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (59:26):
Okay, Abby, you work on arguably the biggest and best
morning show in the country. I'm not telling you anything.
You don't know. How much money do you need to
make from showing just your feet to walk out the
door and quit your job at the Elvistrean Mornings.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
That's such a good question. I don't know. I don't
want to leave. I really like it here.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
She loves it. Okay, passive income. Yeah, but let's say
that's eight hours a day that you're working for the
morning show that you could be making five thousand dollars
a day day you're wasting money. And let me ask
you this another question, would you if no one was
looking film or post foot pictures during work under the table?
Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
I don't think I would do that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
No, because that's no. You can't do that. That that's
that's work moonlighting. Why not? Why not? She's like in
the summer times, she's wearing flip flops or thong shoes
or whatever or crocs and she pops them off and
like click, like boom, boom, done post them That could
be five one thousand dollars while she's sitting there doing
social media. It's so true. So in the from a
(01:00:35):
scale of one to ten, how serious are you about
actually going through this idea? And I know your sister,
she's she's all in on it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
What I know.
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
She seems really all in on it, whereas for me
it was like a joke. But honestly, student loans aren't
going to pay themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
So like, oh, oh yeah, I didn't realize you had
student loans. Do you have friends? Do you have friends
that are that are thinking about doing this kind of
thing or something similar?
Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
No, but we've all talked about the possibility of it,
because I mean it's not only just it's there are
specific websites for feet too. There's like feet Finder. Yeah,
there's like all sorts of things. So it doesn't even
necessarily have to be an OnlyFans page. But then I
don't know, like how do you promote that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Let let's expand this, abby, Let's let's see let's see
what your who your level is here? Okay, non sexual
body parts, Okay, so we'll take out the two up top,
the one in the front, the one in the back.
We're gonna eliminate the big Okay, there are there are
guys with fetishes for other body parts. Yeah, so like
what albo money people. Some guys are into shoulders, oh,
(01:01:43):
nas navels, right, belly bully all right. People have under
on fetishes. People have back of the knee fetishes. So
do you draw a line at feet or like if
you if you got a hot tip you like, hey,
if I if I do, like, uh, you know, shoulder fans,
(01:02:04):
I should make a lot more money because there's there's
not a lot of market. Like guys, I knew a
guy worked with a chuck e cheese. I'm not gonna
say his name. Many years ago, when I was a
teenager who was big into shoulders, he would be like, oh,
I love shoulders, the hair on, like a girl's hair
laying on her shoulder, big into shoulders, And I was like,
that's fucking weird. But it's not weird if that's what
you're into. So are there other non sexual body lodging
(01:02:27):
his zone body parts that you would do? And then
no problem?
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
That's so interesting. I think I'd have to think about
that a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
I think I have to consider I like belly button,
I don't know, I might be uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Like belly button, it's where your boggle cord was. There's
nothing sexual about it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
I don't even like.
Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
It's so true, But I don't know. If there was,
like a I would take a picture of, like my hands,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
I don't think I have an issue with that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
All right? What about what about shoulders?
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Shoulders? That's interesting. I don't know why, but for some
and it bothers me a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
What about your clavicle? But you guys are into like
the your neck area.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Yeah, a neck is too close to face.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
I think, all right, what about on your wrongs? Nah?
Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
You probably that's just interesting. I don't think I yeah,
I don't think that's my journey.
Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Okay, that's not her truth, Brodie. We got okay, we
got we got feet wet we're doing. We could toe
ring Tuesday or toe Tuesday. We have options on Tuesday. Hands.
We got hands. We could do like manicure Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
To the hands, Yeah, okay, Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Hands and feet, head, shoulder, knees and toes. You can
a head, shoulders, knees and toes to the top of
your head, back your neck. Maybe I knew that you
all right? So so anyway, anyway, it was just an
interesting one. Is I'm up for it for her if
it supplements the massive income she's already making on the
morning show, supplements her social media money, knowing that she
(01:04:04):
can't promote it with her own social media or the
shows social media really because she doesn't want to say
who she is, right, or you may I don't know
who knows. You may have to set up a TikTok account,
do some foot videos for that with a link and
all that stuff. Yeah, I think I say go for it,
but I would say be open to other areas where
you might be able to like do like, you know,
a different day part a different like like it's a
(01:04:26):
foot page, but hey, we're doing this body part on
this day and get comments and see if you should
spit it off into a second page. You got to
you got a lot of like leave it two thousand.
You got a lot of body parts, right, so let
go commercial leave it two thousand, two thousand. Yeah, I'm
telling you el elbows. There could be guys in elbows.
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
You never know, so I'm sure someone somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Yes, that's my point. There's so much money to be me. Hey, listen,
let me ask you a question. Abby. I know you
may not be into feed. I totally get that. And
more importantly, you may not be into guy feet because
some of them are hair on them. You know, I
got the most gnarly toes ever, Yes, Scary's got the
most like hawk like looks his pigeon.
Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
It's not for me.
Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Don't worry. Scary sometimes, like if you go like on
the party, when you go on party planes or like
Orlando scary ways like flip flops and thongs by the pool.
You don't want to see that ship it's it's brutal.
I got the groups because before I went on this
trip on purpose. But he has to get the toe
beards and the clippings and wold. Yea is it okay?
(01:05:30):
If scary? And I do like a Brooklyn Boys feet page,
but we will be featured featured guests, not on page
guized feet. There are what's your opinion on guys doing
only feet?
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Definitely, there's definitely people out there for that. Like again,
that's not my journey, but there are there is an audience.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Are there are there women find that guys? There are
other guys that want to watch guy's feet. Maybe maybe
that's our calling, maybe that's women. I don't. I don't know.
We would never make nearly as much money as you
and your sister. Though here and I both have size
twelve feet, we have the same sized feet. Nobody might
attractive there you go, Nobody wants to see our toes.
Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
I don't. I don't think it has to even be
conventionally attractive.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Like again, there's something for everyone, like people will see
all kinds of feet.
Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
I feel like, so there is somebody might like you somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Okay, somebody might like your hawk feet so, Abby, You've
used this term a couple of times, which I imagine
is like a catchphrase view which is totally fine, where
you say it's not your journey, which I love. I
think that's a great line. But here's my question, what
is your journey? Because I've now learned four or five
things that are not your journey? What is your journey?
What is your ultimate journey? Because it's not feet. So
(01:06:42):
if somebody said, Abby, what is your journey?
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
What is your journey? If I said something, what you do,
that's my journey?
Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Well, we were cooking here this afternoon. There, thank you
so much, there, Abby for that call. Yeah, I love that. Oh,
you can't let her off the hook. I want to
know what a journey is. What's your journey? She doesn't
having what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I think I'm still in the process of figuring out
what my journey is. Living by the sea at some point,
that is my journey. I need to live by the
beach at some point.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
All right, Well, if your journey is a foot fetish page,
it's one step at a time towards your journey that's
also in front of the other. And as you leave here,
we did this topic on The Brook and Boys a
few weeks ago, about the resurgence of the sea word
in a positive way. Abby. Abby has witnessed to all
this too because a lot of her friends and her
(01:07:31):
group of friends, they say, he have a seed day.
We're allowed to curse on this podcast, but I don't
like using the sea word, but they hey have a
he did? He did? Abby? If I if I said,
what is having a cunty day?
Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
That?
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
I think that's hilarious? Absolutely, she.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Abby, I hope you have a county day. Stop it. No,
I cannot you to thank you to you as well.
Thank you, thank you, Abby, thank you. Before you leave, Abby,
I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to work together.
Would you please? We're scary. That gives Scary good good
wishes for today. Wish him that kind of day, Scary.
Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
I really hope you have a county day, Brodie and
scary Brodie.
Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
It was one of those weird topics. It gets me
to think, what is it that are people talking about
today and ways to make money that are so foreign
to you and I but are viable options for people slices?
Is there something crazy you're you're thinking about doing or
something out of the ordinary, non traditional way of making money.
(01:08:50):
Please drop us a talk back that would be amazing
and not just Reggie. Yeah, okay, Reggie, Reggie, I was
doing something as much as I loved in other word,
don't say another word. Reggie's funny and hilarious. She is great.
This fifteen talkbacks in the last episode, maybe maybe n
nine or ten other than Reggie Reggie here, you're getting better, scary,
(01:09:13):
You're getting Reggie here? Oh my god, drop is to
talk back? Where were we? Sorry, I can't concentrate. That
was are we going to? That was? That was the
last break? So this is the what you guys know.
I have one quick story for you. Yeah, sure, one
quick story. So do you know what chicken ol the
King is? I mean, obviously it's a chicken dish ala king.
(01:09:40):
I never heard ala king. I've heard the term at
chicken ol the king don't know what it is? Okay,
chicken ol a king is like it sounds really fancy,
and I imagine it's like Caesar salad. Like he's like, oh,
Caesar had this was his recipe? Chicken ola King. I
assume like they either made it to sound fancy or
there was a King. This is their recipe. I don't
know the history of it, but Chicken ol a King
and Swanson is the main company I've always eaten my
(01:10:03):
whole life. My dad used to love it, so it's
one of those foods I associate with my dad, like
you'd always have it, like on white bread. So I
developed the taste for it because you know, when your
dad likes something, you're like, that's my dad's food, right,
So when you eat it's like your childhood like that's
my father loved that. It was shitty food, but he
loved it, right. I think when he was in the
(01:10:24):
military they called it shit on a shingle. I mean
that I've heard as a term, but I didn't never
heard that as an actual food. I think it was
chicken ala King. So chicken ala kings like chicken, red peppers,
potatoes in a white, creamy sauce in a can, like
it's condensed and you add milk to it. Oh well milk. Yeah,
it's like clam chowder. Yeah, clam chowder is scary. You
(01:10:44):
make scary clam chowd has milk in it, you know that, right,
New England does. That's what chicken ol the King is
it's white like clam chowder. Okay, I just get of
clams though it's chicken and red pepper and potato similar.
It sounds weird, but okay, it's not. Okay anyway, I
haven't had it in like twenty years, and I was
(01:11:04):
thinking about my dad and I was like, you know,
I'm gonna treat myself in his honor, uh to have
some chicken ol the King. I'm sure there's something your
father ate as a kid or did where you know,
people sometimes their dad smoked a cigar or had a
certain can of beer. There's always something in your child
who you remember your dad? It was your dad's thing. Well,
(01:11:25):
my dad used to like, you know, he's like like, yeah,
well check out King? Did I You know, I'm like, oh,
can I have some? And I would dip the white
bread in it? And what I did what he did
because that's what you do, you know what you did?
So I had a craving with chicken ol the King
and slices. I like to leave us a talkback. Is
there something like your parents always ate, you know, like
that was a little odd or like off the beaten
path that you're like, I eat that now, reminds me
(01:11:46):
of them. Okay. So I'm looking in Shop Right, which
is my main grocery store, and they don't have it.
And I look online and they have it at Walmart,
and they have it at Stop and Shop, which is
another big grocery chain. So Walmart is like a destination
location for me. I live maybe twenty minutes near the
(01:12:07):
closest Walmart, so I don't just go to Walmart for
chicken ola King. If I'm like going to get four
or five things, I'll go to Walmart. So I'm like,
you know, I'm gonna go to Shopwright. It says they
have it. I look on the app. It says in
stock chicken Ala King. So I go in and I'm like, well,
where would chicken ola King be. It's not really soup.
It's like, you know, is it near the chili. Can't
(01:12:28):
figure where it is. So I go through the can
goods ale. I don't see it. I go through the
soup bowl all the Swanson products are. I don't see it.
So I go to the customer service desk. I say,
excuse me, I'm looking for chicken Ola King. He says,
what's that. I said, well, it's made by Swanson never
heard of it. I said, well, and I explained him
(01:12:50):
what it is. He's, oh, try aisle six or seven.
The two whiles I was just in. I said, all right,
I'll go back because it's it's off by the soup probably,
or it's by it's by the canned seafood. I would
expect it to be in the canned food aisle. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
So I go.
Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I go to the island and I don't see it.
I go up and down the aisles. I don't see it.
The app doesn't tell you, like what islets look like target,
I'll say, like G thirty it's in the G thirty aisle.
I don't know where is. I go back. I said, listen,
are you out of it? Can you check your computer?
I don't want to be looking for something for out
of it. So he says, what is it again? I said,
chicken ale the king. He said, well, if we have it,
(01:13:27):
it's on the shelves. We don't keep stock in the back.
So I'll go with you. Let's go look together, all right.
So he takes me to the island. I'm in the
ale with like the the chili and the soups and
the sauces whatever. And he says, he goes, let me
see what a look? What does it look like? So
I show him a picture of the can on my phone,
(01:13:48):
as if his eyes are better than mine he could
spot it. And he goes, oh, is this what you're
looking for? And I said, that's that's his Chicken of
the sea. And he says, oh my god, yeah, is
that what you're looking for? I said, no, look at
a chicken, a lack king so king. So they led
you to tuna fish? Yeah, I said, chicken, chicken O.
The sea isn't even chickenish. So he says to me, Now,
(01:14:12):
this guy's in like his twenties. Maybe wait, young guy
relatively speaking, And he says, no, it says chicken in
the sea. I go, yeah, of the sea. It was
a joke that tuna fish is like the chicken of
the sea. It's not. It's not chicken. No, and look
and the and the can. You know, the tuna can
is like an inch and a half high. Yeah, it
tastes looking for a full sized can, blue and white label.
(01:14:33):
I showed him a picture. Taste like chicken, sir, no offense,
But this tuna fish can is like an inch and
a little thin can look at a chicken chicken. He goes,
how do you spell it? I go chicken space a
space l a space King. I have to spell it.
I'll laugh for him and king chicken ah la king.
He says, Oh, let's go look in the soup aisle.
(01:14:55):
He goes, here you go, here's some swans and products.
I go, yeah, those are swan some products, but not
chicken ale the king. Hey, I'm looking for a Dodge charger. Oh,
here's a Dodge dot. That's not helpful of me. I
want Swanson chicken ki okay, all right, here's Swanson chicken
(01:15:16):
broth right, Why is that fucking helpful? I was Stowey.
His name was stupid. It was Stewie from the family guy.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Yeah, oh he's your chicken out of king. I wish
he was Stewie, but it wasn't stupid. Why didn't you
go up to the front and go right to the
manager to the front. He was the customer service guy.
He was the guy. He was working in the big
square desk side a desk, Go around any side, talk
to him and get him out. He's the guy he
asked to help. Hey, you know you know who can
have chicken Ala King sent to me right away? Amazon.
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I go right to Amazon right now. Nope, bullshit, they
won't ship it. They won't ship chicken Ala King. No,
if you want, if you want, First of all, you
can't order one can of food on Amazon. You gotta
order a fucking palette like twenty four that's not true,
or they do local delivery and paid. I got this
Amazon Prime right now, I can go on Prime. Amazon Prime.
You show me right right now, Amazon Prime, right now,
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Chicken al of King. I'm gonna find his chicken al
of King. Oh you want specifically Swanson, It can't be
anything else. That's Amazon, Swanson Chicken six dollars, chicken ah
Li King Boom, twelve dollars canned right cans yep here
what four dollars? Yep here it is Swanson dumpling Chicken
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al of King eleven eleven ninety five. Yeah, sweat, I
want a can in a can can scary for twelve dollars.
Twelve dollars Swanson can chicken ol of King with white
and dark meat. Yep. Ten ounce can, yep, pack a
five packa five. Amazon's gonna eat five cans as ship
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to pay tribute to my father. I want one can,
but dude, you could just keep them in your closet.
Earlier in this podcast, you was saying, how abouch you
go to Costco and you buy the ten pound bag
of fucking frozen shrimp. You can't you can't put chicken
ol the king under the show. I go through the
shrimp if as well. It's a three pound bag of shrimp,
and I go through it in a week and a half.
About eating five cans of chicken ala king, dude, even
if it's like a thousand calories of cane, even if
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you eat two a year, you're they're good. You got
You're good for two and a half years. You're covered off.
Tell you what you can go half with me on it.
I'll give you a couple of cands. What's so great
about this shit? I would never use this if you
like it, because you're a boogy bass. This is sodium City.
Look at that that sodium City. One container has fifty
seven percent of my daily value of sodium. Yes, it's
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sixteen grams of It is horrible. It's fifteen grams of
This is awful for you, right you? I don't want
five fucking cans. Scary, Why do you even want to
eat this shit to begin with? Because it reminds me
of my childhood. I don't need to remind myself of
my death. So it's horrible. By the five pack and
give the other four away. What's the big deal?
Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Who am I'm not going to poison strangers. Give it
to a food uh More importly, I'm not panting twelve
dollars for one can of shit? Can't you give it
to like a food bank or something. I'm not paying
twelve dollars for one case. Look, I can have it
tomorrow Valentine's Day, seven am. The shit could be at
my doorstep right now. You're a bit, you're a big shot.
Why don't you order it? Send it to my house?
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You treat I can't believe you, so you need to
a scary Look what a mention, by the way, wouldn't
make up for the stake Tonny or me, But what
a mention it would be if Scary ordered me my
chicken al of king and said, you know what, Scary, David? Uh?
I liked your daddy was a good man. Uh police
officer defended New York City where where you used to live.
I'm gonna send you some chicken oli king that'd be
nicely and scary. I'd order that for me. I can't.
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I'm looking at it right now. Five cans. Yeah, you
can't get it in any in any less, noe, I
gotta dry. I go to Walmart and get it. My
point was, it's not tone of fish chicken in the city.
You exhausted me, David verdie, No stewie exhaust me. Fucking steweewee.
Isn't that what this is? Stew anyway? Chicken ala king?
Is it a stew? Can you spell chicken ala king
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for me? C h I c k e n chicken
ah ah lah lah king? What do you think ala
king was one word? I gotta get out of here.
This is there's way too much. What do you think
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