#328: Jerks On A Plane

#328: Skeery thinks he can compete with Brody on the pickleball court; Skeery went out to dinner and drinks with Nate from the Elvis Duran Morning Show and they got into a fight with a group of women over who controls the bar coat hooks; Gandhi from The Elvis Duran Morning Show comes on to defend herself after Skeery calls her out for not upgrading her boyfriend Brandon to first class with her on a work trip- leaving him alone in the back of the plane as Skeery "does the right thing" by his girlfriend in the same situation.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy Boy, start Up, Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Boy, start Up.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Dot dot Up. They making noise dot up, start Up,
dot dot Up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Episode three twenty eight. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yes
it is.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
We're here.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I love it, do you? Yeah? Because you know why?
Because it's light out and we're just doing this podcast.
It's great. It's great. Four degrees here in New Jersey yesterday. Yeah.
Now I went out with a T shirt. I opened
up the moon roof. Isn't that great? Day? Fantastic? And
I also love that it's earlier in the day. I

(00:46):
have more energy earlier in the day, So it's gonna
be a great show.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm not not like sometimes we do this at eight
o'clock at night, when I'm just like, no, it's great.
And then right after this, I have my my Daredevil
podcas Cass, which you can find on the Geekscape network.
That's called Marvel Movie Talks the three pm East Coast.
You're in costume already. Yeah, I got my Daredevil's shirt on. Yeah. You'
very excited that that's a geek shirt right there. This

(01:12):
is Frank Miller Art. For those of you who do
understand def Leopard, Daredevil, Frank Miller. Frank Miller, Who's your
favorite superhero of all time? That's a tough question. I
would possibly Vision from the Avengers. Mm hm, possibly, Yeah,
I'm going classic scary. You don't know anything about comic

(01:33):
books or superheroes, so go ahead. Superman, right? Or Batman? Yeah?
Actually I like spider Man. Like Spider Man the best.
Spider Man's great, I would I would say Vision and
Daredevil are two of my favorites. But a big fan
of Captain America, the Avengers in general, and the Fantastic Four,
and of course the X Men. Who does the love Wolverine?
Come on? I mean, of course Wolverine's great. But I've

(01:55):
already established this. I'm a Marvel guy. Yeah, well I
read Superman and Batman, but I'm a Marvel guy. What
about uh? What about Plastic Man? Was he real? Was that?
It was that? Yeah? He was a real guy. He's
retired now, you dumbass. No, in Arizona, no plastic Man.
Was it was plastic Man like considered a monks. I
mean the cartoon Plastic Man from the seventies or eighties,

(02:15):
whenever one was it was plastics Was that voice it
was plastic Man. It was baby Baby considered a real right,
a real? Is he is he mentioned in the Conversation
of superheroes? Or was he just like some kind of
a parody plastic TV show? Yeah, he's you know, full
of pfas plastic Man and forever chemicals. Plastic Man lives

(02:41):
forever about brains. You know that the human they found plastics,
microplastics in human brains. If you say so, as much
as a credit card worth now questions, right, No, I don't.

(03:02):
The plastic part of my brain doesn't care. There's also
a plastasticistic man. Was a d C. It was a
d a DC comics hero. Okay, he is a hot hero.
Then he's a real Well he's yeah, I mean it
wasn't like Superman. Not really. People America's favorite. No not,
America's not part of the conversation. Okay, it's okay. By
the way, there's also some microplastics in your seamen, just

(03:24):
in case you didn't know. Oh, I'm sorry, I hope
you were rinsed affterwards. Oh, David Brody with the funny,
the sunny, the Sunday Funnies on a Wednesday. I mean,
I I've been eating a lot of pineapples, so I'm
surprised you were able to still tell that there were
plastics in there. Jeez, word, just just letting you know

(03:45):
what's going on in society. TikTok taught me that. I'll explain, well,
my kids are plastic too. I guess ah, TikTok taught
you that. Huh. Every morning we go on the way
to work every morning. Okay, okay, I'm if I drive
producer Sam and I bring a bottle of a plastic
bottle of water with me, and she always looks at

(04:05):
me and she goes scary. We got to get you
off the water bottle kick, and we got to get
you like like a Stanley or one of those who
are thermous or some kind of a whatever competing metal
a medical metal, metal, metal, metal pain, a metal water
water bottle, whatever the one of the moment is. And
I looked at her. I'm like, that's a lot of maintenance.

(04:27):
That's a lot. Would you do you carry a water
bottle around with you? Apparently kids do, like the young
like these generations like uh like gen Z generations gen Z,
gen Z, gen Alpha, they carry water bottles. Carry every
woman under sixty walks around with a water bottle, most
of them. Sorry if you guys slices, you don't. But
I feel like I have a lot of women. I

(04:48):
would leave it, leave it there, though, leave it, I
forget it somewhere. No, that's why I don't. That's why
I don't use water bottles. I don't know. I could
be wrong. I played pickle ball Monday night with a
woman who in instead on having her water bottle against
the wall in the corner so she could walk over
to it between points. That's fair. That's a bit much.
It's not fair. You can go you can go a

(05:08):
couple of points without getting water. Well, well, going to
an event like that, or you're playing sports, go to
the gym, bring a water bottle. But I'm talking about
walking around in your everyday life people A lot more
people are. You're just bringing permanent water bottles with them
like these. You know, I had a water bottle in
my car at most times, but it's not necessarily metal.

(05:30):
I buy the sports bottles at Costco and I use those. Okay,
I have metal water bottles, but you have to clean
them out and I get a little bit of thirty
and even plastic ones. Yeah, I buy a twenty four
pack at Costco of the sports water bottles. That's not good.
You're not supposed to good because I choose to and
then I recycle the bottle. No, those are single use plastics.

(05:50):
You're supposed to only use it once. It scary. In
what part of what I said? Did I say I
reuse them? You just said you reused them? No, I
did not, I said I use them. I buy a
twenty four pack of bottles, and I used bottle one,
then bottle two. Sometimes they jump to bottle eight. Don't
you don't put new water in bottle one slices? Do
you want to answer him? Because I've already done okay,
all right, all right, I'm just making sure that you don't.

(06:14):
And if I did, I wouldn't tell you. I'd have
these speeches about what you read online. What about watering
cardboard boxes? How do you feel about those watering carda
water in car cardboard box water in I thought I
mean box water in box water. You're okay with that? Yeah,
we've had it. We had it. When I worked on
the Morning Show. We had a company that sent up

(06:35):
like boxes of water. There was the official sponsor of
NCL Cruises at one point. Whatever that water company was
it water tastes different in a box. I think it
depends on whose box. Yeah, David Brodie with the Sunday Funnies,
this isn't Sunday on a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. See

(06:56):
I set you up for that joke on purpose anyway. Yeah.
Boxed wine, No, that's zinfandel, white zinfandel from a box.
How about that? Did you drink neventeen ninety? Maybe maybe
they still sell that. It's really cheap. Yeah, yeah, that's
why they sell it. People who want a quick, cheap

(07:16):
buzz will buy a box of whatever, get it, get
a good buzz off of that. I don't judge people
who buy boxed alcohol. No, I judge them if they're
sleeping under an asp you know, an overpass, drinking out
of it. But okay, I don't. I don't judge. I
don't care. Okay. Hey, speaking of pickleball, I had a
couple of unbelievable shots this past weekend. I had a

(07:39):
ball that was hit over my head. It was a
lob and running back. If you remember the Willie famous
Willie Mays catch, the over the over the shoulder catch,
So with my back to my my the other three
people on the court. I hit a ball over my
head behind me, perfect shot for a point. Then I
had a ball. I was too close to the net

(07:59):
and the ball. The ball scooted between my legs and
I reached around and hit it between my legs for
another shot. And then I got cocky and the ball
was going to my left and I couldn't get the
racket around in time. So I swung the racket around
my back and hit the ball behind my back. Now
that one didn't go over the net, but it was

(08:19):
pretty damn close. So I'm getting Foncy's what I'm saying. Fun,
I'm doing trick shots. Now you are okay? Yeah, I'd
like to see you. I want to see you in action.
You should come now. I want you to analyze this quote.
So I was playing Monday Sunday and one woman came
off the court. We were in the waiting area waiting

(08:41):
to go on, and she says, ah, I gotta get
warmed up. I sucked my first game. And the other
woman says to her, that's okay. Everybody loses their first game.
That's not that's impossible because half the people win it.
That's correct, that's correct. Yeah, I bit my tongue for

(09:01):
a change, and I didn't say anything. I just went
to my phone and wrote it down. Yeah, half the people.
Half the people have won their first game. But the
only way that's not possible. The only way that's possible
is if the people you're playing all played a different
game and then they played you as their second game
and they beat you. Right, But it's impossible for everyone
to lose their first game because right then, well yeah,

(09:28):
I see where you're going with this. I think, unless
you're playing somebody who's playing the second game. But we
all started at the same time, right, that's really my point,
everyone losing. So it was a nice way of saying
you suck. You should warm up more. Somebody won the
first game. And by the way, I told you that,
they instituted a three winning you have to get off
the court rule. Yes, I won three times in a row,
twice this weekend, so you had to get twice on Sunday.

(09:50):
I had to get up the court. So they made it.
And then what happens is when you when you lose
or you win, two people have to leave, right, the
two losers, the people who lost the game leave so
there's an a waiting area of people waiting to come on.
So usually we need two, meaning the game's over, two
people are leaving. We need two new players who are
waiting to come on. But when you yell we need
three because I have to get off the court, They're like, oh,

(10:13):
what do you need three? Well, you know the rules.
If I need three, that means one of us, who
just one, has to get off. They go, oh, are
you are you humble bragging that you want three in
a row. No, I have to say I have to leave.
So I get these looks like, oh, he's bragging you
want three in a row. I have no choice. I
have to say we need three people. Yeah. I don't say,

(10:35):
hey I want three in a row. We need I'm like, hey,
we need three. Oh I guess you want three in
a row. Yeah, but I'm being honest about it. There's
no way to win. Even when you win, there's no
way to win. No, of course not. So you're happy
with the David Brody Amendment where they because I feel
like they did that because of you. No, no, no,

(10:57):
win three and get off. They did it. They did
it because of pickleball. Hustler. I told you about all
day on the scholl Hut, and by the way, I've
beaten him twice. Now do you think I could take
you in a match? No, you're too good. I mean
you haven't play. I don't play right. So how would
you beat me? I'm a beginner. My legs and arms toped. Okay,

(11:20):
so I have a pickle ball court by my house.
How how would we play? We play on the same
team and I would be the handicap or something. You'd
be a big one. I'd be the great equalizer for
whoever we play. Yeah, you have to know the rules first.
You also have to have a paddle and know how
to play. I got a paddle. I got a Brooklyn
Boys paddle pickleball paddle. Yes, I do as well. Is

(11:44):
that a good paddle or no? Well, we got demos.
I don't know which one he would use if you
ordered one, but we got like we got like demos
in case we wanted to manufacture them. No, I would
not say the demos we got are considered quality pickleball paddles.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, you can't just get on the court and play. Yeah,
I know how to play right now? The pick right now.
Our listeners to pickleball players are like scratching your eyes out.
I've played not well, well you haven't, did I have?
When I went to Okay, I was down at the
Seagate Hotel in Delray Beach three years ago when pickleball
was really coming up. You know, it was really on

(12:21):
the come up, and it was just a big sport
that was played in Florida and it was just spreading
to the northeast. I played till it started in the Northwest.
So wherever it started, Florida picked it up quicker because
the weather's better and there are older people down there
that are retiring from Tenkeball is not a sport for
old people. Sport old people can play, yes, but it

(12:42):
is not a sport for old people. But it is
definitely a sport that older people definitely adapt to adopt
in their later years when they can't play tennis anymore. No,
they still play tennis. No, my father and my father
in law is eighty eighty. He's gonna be eighty eight
years old. He plays tennis every day. That's got to
be weird and he has to recalibrate because it's a

(13:03):
different game altogether. It must it can't. I said, he
plays tennis, yeah, tennis. Well, well tennis, what's he recalibrate?
But they said, oh, people don't play tennis. No, but
does he play pickleball as well or just tennis? No,
because he plays tennis. But lots of people I played
with play tennis, and I played well, lots of people
that are in their thirties and forties and twenty there's
plenty of twenty year olds playing.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I know that now. I know that. Yeah, but I'm saying,
but when it started it started, I don't. I don't know.
Older people started first, and now everybody plays. I don't
think that's the case. And anyway, scary you didn't play
pick a ball? You still on a pick a ball
court and try to hit the ball. I did, okay,
I I had a couple of volleys going. I mean
I wasn't the greatest. Oh you were it because I
was thinking, I bet you were the greatest. You're a

(13:46):
piece of shit. You really are, you really are, Brody,
You didn't hit this the jingle for commercial at that point,
Usually you'd like, oh you brought You're a piece of shit.
You hit the jingle. No, No, I'll let you. I'll
let you get again. Rip one. I've seen you. No, No,
let's be honest, I've seen you play sports. And pick
a ball for someone who doesn't play any sports is

(14:07):
not You're not just gonna go and start beating people.
I play all. I play a lot of sports. So
for me getting on the court and playing a new
sport that's similar to other sports, I picked it up
very quickly. You don't play tennis, you don't play ping pong,
you don't play paddle tennis, you don't play racket at all. No,
so getting on a on a pick a ball court
for someone like you is probably not going to be
a smooth transition. It probably will not. But but I

(14:30):
feel like I can get an insult. I could volley,
I could do something I can. I can go get
the ball. You don't have any faith in me. I
don't sport. What's the last sport you played in? When?
Was it? Maybe softball? Back in college? Oh? Oh, and
as long as it's been since you're in college more

(14:51):
than more than four years. No, you played softball on
the on the on the on the work team, Yeah,
the work play charity softball. Yes, I did, I did.
I've seen you play sports. Well that was ten years
ago with the Brooklyn Cyclones. Yeah, no, I haven't did
it recently. Yeah, we did the Autism Speak Celebrity Softball game,
that's correct, and then we did the Brooklyn the Brooklyn

(15:11):
Cyclone Celebrity softball game also like eight ten years did
that was probably the last time I played, right, I
haven't like taken a shot in basketball. I haven't haven't
dribbled the ball. I haven't done that. I haven't done.
How good would scary be getting on a pickleball court
having not played any sport in ten years? Scale of
one to ten. Leave us a talk back, it's the podcast.

(15:36):
All right, Brody against my better judgment? You have better judgment.
I went out with Nate from The Big Show Elsterman
Show on Saturday Night. Now, I say that because Nate
has a tendency to drink a lot and then sometimes
get us thrown out of places, as we did at
the Jane Hotel that one time when we were away.
He claims we were asked to leave, and he's always

(15:58):
you know, said, hey mean, I wouldn't mind it, you know,
if ever I got into a fight at a bar,
and you know me that's not me. I'm like, I'm
a lover, not a fighter. Yeah. Well, we were having
an amazing dinner. It was me and him and a
buddy of his that he knows from growing up, and
we had an awesome dinner in the village and then

(16:21):
we went over to the Highlight Room, which is this
rooftop place in the city. It was covered, of course,
and the bar was covered or your meal was covered. No,
the bar was covered. It was like, I don't want
people to think rooftop bar, what are you doing in
the middle of March. So it had a clarify. Anyway,
we were feeling good. We had a couple of drinks

(16:43):
in us. We were the music was on point. They
were doing your hand on his thigh, They were putting
some they were doing some throwbacks like throwback hip hop
and great dance music from the two thousands and whatever. Anyway,
you know like Nicki Minaj, they played Nicki Minaj. You
know I grew up from your childhood childhood. Yeah, so
do you know when you go to a bar. And

(17:03):
I don't know if people, if the slices can think
about it this way, but when you go into a bar,
sometimes under the bar there were these little hooks for
purses jackets that you could put under the bar. It's
basically under the ledge of the bar where you you know,
and now there's no seats at your feet, by your knees,
right by the knees if you're sitting on a stool,
Now there are no stools. They take them away because

(17:25):
it's prime time on a Friday night, Saturday night, whatever.
So we put our coach down and this is, dude,
this is straight out of like no, straight out of
a curb or your enthusiasm episode, because you will relate
very shortly if you don't already. So we're standing in
front of the bar. We get a space to bar,
and then right below it there are these hooks. So

(17:47):
the three of us put our jacket on them, were
sharing a hook and as we you know, we order
and we drink. What happens brody as the place gets
a little bit more crowded, you start to drift a
little right from that area. Sure, and as a courtesy,
these three women walk up. They need a place to

(18:09):
they need they want to go and get a drink
at the bar. So they're like, hey, we get in here,
and then you know, we move aside for them. Now
we're pushed a good four feet away from our coats
because we're like, ah, you know what, this space is
empty here. You guys go stand over there and you
go or do you drink?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Right?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
And the girl comes up to Nate and goes, whose
coats are these? Are these your coats? So then Nate
was like, yeah, these are our coats and she goes
very very belligerent, says, oh, okay, well we're here now
you're gonna move those right, So then that starts that

(18:48):
begat the Great bar coat hook standoff. So Nate goes
right back over to the area by the coats and says, no, no, no, no,
we were here first, we put our coach down, we
ordered drinks, we let you into our space, and she goes, yeah,
but now you're you're standing over there, so this is

(19:10):
our we're standing here now we want to put our
coats down, and they was like, the fuck you are
find an empty hook. So Brody, I thought punches were
gonna be thrown. I started doing the scary uh tap
dance like I'm out of here. Yeah, get out of
that right right, because three women, angry women who were

(19:33):
probably from don't want to say Staten Island. That type
of ads. He were to no, no offense to Staten Island.
They were like going at him. So he wait, I
thought you were going to say they took the coach
off the hooks and drop him on the floor. They
were about so so, so Nate guards the coach in

(19:53):
the area by the bar, puts us back to the
bar and folds his arms and with the shit eating
grin on his face, it was like m M, yep right,
and she starts getting loud. You what kind of guys
are you? That's you. Guys are supposed to be gentlemen.
You're not a gentleman. You're you're a piece of shit.
And then the two of them start going at it,

(20:15):
and they were getting loud, and I really thought this
woman was gonna hit him, until funny, did you guys
give up that space so they could stand there? We
gave up the space so they can get in and
get some drinks. But fuck you, these are our hooks.
So they neither wanted the space and the hooks. Yes,
but that they didn't have got their drinks. You should
have taken your space back. They were just they felt justified.

(20:36):
No because now we found another open space, another area
there were no hooks. There were no hooks in that,
and all the hooks were already taken. So she expected
that because because we moved five feet away from our coats,
that just because our coats were over there, and now
they're standing over the area where our coats are, where
they're gonna plant their asses, that that all of a

(20:57):
sudden they get to use the coat hooks and then
we have to take our coats off and hold our coats. No,
you gave them the spot to stand right, there's no
commit Are there stools? No, this is not even a question. No,
they don't get the hooks too. They don't get the hooks.

(21:17):
Who the fuck did they think they? How did it end?
How did it end?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
It got with the girl getting into Nate's face and
Nate's boy Jason jumping in between them to kind of
like separate them. This girl was gonna smack him or
hit him or throw a hook and I'm like, I don't,
we don't need this. First of all, it was my
contact that got us in the bar. Okay, of course
he had a contact. Of course, if we hadn't had
your contact, make sure you went. He went over to

(21:42):
them and said, these guys are with me. There's nine
flights down. We came up and elevated. We were on
a roof. But either way, I'm like, I don't need
this looking badly on me. I don't need bouncers to
escort us out. And then my boy sees it the
guy we're being deposited into the street, and then mys
like two girls had two guys somewhere at that rooftop
ball who showed up like two minutes later. Nate would
have had his bar fight that he wanted. Hey, were

(22:06):
these two girls in the bar by any chance carrying
an upside down Captain America popcorn bucket? No, they were not.
Why why do you ask? Okay, because the people that
one was pregnant from the movie Theater from the movie
Theater spot, I see that was that was That's what
it sounds like. That's a callback, right, So yeah, so
fuck that. I'm sorry, I'm getting all crazy, but no,
you should listen. I have I have two bar coach

(22:28):
stories for you. Coincidentally, no way, so yes, I do so.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
End of the story is, uh, we didn't give up
the coach. They stood, We stood out ground and they
backed off. All right, good, very good. So, uh, two
fridays in a row, I went out with my friend
to go watch UH sports on on on TV at
the at the restaurant bar that we like. So we
went on Friday night, uh two weeks ago maybe I

(22:56):
think the Knicks were playing something like that, and my waiters,
my bartender was George, and I ordered what I always order,
but I don't normally sit at the bar. It was
really crowded, so we were like, let's sit a tomorrow
watch the game. So I ordered what I normally order,
and I ordered without horseradish, sauce, without pickles, with extra

(23:17):
with Russian dressing on the right the way I like it. Right,
the sandwich, I like the way I like it. Give
me a cheese with nothing, nothing, nothing anyway. I want
to talk more about this experience, but I want to
stick to the coat story. So we're sitting there watching
the game, and you know, my order comes out perfectly,
perfectly with the five modifications I wanted. Is exactly what.

(23:39):
Everything's great, no problem with the George is fantastic. He's
getting me drinks, you know, so it is whatever whatever, okay.
So at this point, it's still cold in the area,
so everyone has their coats. Now they have high backed
stools at this restaurant, so my coat is on the
back of my stool. Okay, okay. George comes over and

(24:00):
he goes, hey, guys, I got a guy on the
phone says his coat was stolen when he was here.
Anybody see a coat get stolen. So everyone at the
bar is looking around, and it's like, I didn't see
aybody steal a coat. How would I know they stole
a coat. If I see somebody grabbing a coat, I
assume it's their coat. By the way, if you're listening
in South Florida, you relate to none of this. You
don't have to. When it's seventy degrees. They put a

(24:23):
coat on. So everyone's looking around like it's like, I
didn't see anybody steal a coat. So the guy goes, well,
look around, look on the floor, see if there's a coat.
It's a black coat with a with a whatever he
describes the coat. So I look down and I see
a coat on the floor between my chair and the
one next to me that you know, resembles the coat

(24:44):
he's describing. I go, I don't know is this the coat?
He goes, Yeah, he goes idiots says his coat was stolen.
So here's my question. If you're at a bar and
it's cold outside and you leave the bar without your coat,
and then you call the bar and say my coat
was stolen, how did you not notice you didn't have

(25:06):
your coat when you went outside in the cold and
you had to wait till you got home to call
when you have a phone in your car, and then
you call and say my coat was stolen, as opposed
to saying, oh, I think I left my coat there. Now,
it's one thing if you're at the bar was completely
hammered and didn't know what the fuck was and how
did they get I don't know how drunk, but anyway, Yeah,
My point is, if you're at the bar and you

(25:28):
go up to the bartender and you can't find your coat,
you can go I think my coat was stolen. But
if you leave the bar without your coat in the
cold weather and it was like forty degrees that night,
how are you gonna go home and be like, oh,
I think my coat was stolen. No, you're a fucking idiot,
or you're an alcoholic, you drunk off your ass. Yeah,
his coat was stolen. It was on the floor, the

(25:50):
fucking idiot. Hi. So the next Friday night, another coat. Sorry, yes,
I love it. We go back to the same place.
We're like, you know, we had a eight time. George
was great, they got my order, right, Let's go back
there watch the game again on Friday night. So we
need two spots at the bar, and there's an empty
seat and then to the right of the empty seat

(26:12):
is a coat. Is a chair full of coats, and
a couple of girls next to them to the right
of that right, and it's like fur coats. They're clearly women's,
like fluffy, furry looking coats. So my buddy's like, well,
let's just get just sit here. So I said, excuse me,
can we get the seat because now I'm using it.

(26:33):
So I said, you're using it for your coats. Yeah,
I said, yeah, but you can put the coats in
the back of your seat. Now they keep falling off. Okay,
but the seat's not for you. The seat's not for
your for your coats. Well, we got here early. You
should have gotten here earlier. So now wait a second.
This is now seats are not for coats. For seats

(26:58):
are for right down. Here's where it pays off that
I'm now a regular because I've been there two fridays
in a row. I see my waiter George, who, by
the way, who got my order right the last time,
and I gave him a very nice tip. I said, hey,
excuse me, George, can you settle a bet? Hold on,
what's what? Write this down? What's the day, what's the

(27:18):
day time of it? I always give a nice tip.
So he says, hey, how's it going. I said, good,
good to go. I settle a bet for me if
you get here first. Can you use the chair for
your coats? He says absolutely not. I said, great, please
move your coats. Ah, She's like, this is mumbling on

(27:38):
the curson under her breath. She moved the coats, so
we sit down. Does this place have a coat check?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay, even more of a reason that you were right,
But okay, no. I did I mention the co check
with the guy who said his coat was stolen.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
No.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
No, it's not a coach check place. It's a put
your chair in the back of your stool and it
does himself back anyway when I sit down to order.
So that's the coach story was this bitch thing. She
can keep the coach, the coach on her chair or
extra chair. So I sit down and George says to me,
so you're having the same thing. I said, you remember,

(28:14):
He goes, Yeah, last week you ordered a you had
to seize the salad to start. You had a French
dip sandwich, no horse riders dressing, Russian dressing on the side,
no pickles on the plates, and instead of French fries,
you wanted to potatoes skin no skyon. Wow. I'm like, dude,
it's only I was only hit last week. That's crazy.
He must have a photograph, but he says, it was
a unique order. You were very nice. We had a

(28:34):
nice conversation. I remembered it. He said, anytime you come in,
I got you. Bro Oh my god, you might have
You might have met the perfect waiter in David Brodie world.
I'm in heaven. Is this like, are we in the
Sims right now? Is this even real life? Yeah? That's crazy.
I'm not going I'm not going back this week, but
next time I go. He's like, he's got my orders
ready to go. Agreed? Is that, ladies, Jam Bartley has

(28:56):
met his match. Finally, somebody who got it. I doesn't
have to ask, probably didn't write it down and remembered it,
and we'll remember it forever more. I guess you're going
every weekend to this place. Well I told him, I said,
you're not going to see me this weekend. But uh,
very excited. But yeah, Coats, Coats of the bane of
our existence is what I'm saying. All right now, Scary,

(29:22):
you told me you want to have another guest on
the show. Yeah, I do you? Are you okay with that?
Or do you want you want to say yes, no, no, listen,
if you've got something right now, let's do that and
then and then we could always could always go go
to that person. I want to have Gandhi from from
the Big Show on because oh, okay, I want to
I want to That's funny, you say Gandhi because I

(29:43):
have a funny story. I would like Gandhi on the
air for I'd like Gandi on. Can you get her
on the phone. We could do it right now, or
we could save it for the next break. Whatever you
want to do, you want you want to do something else?
This is our third break, right, yeah? But yeah, we
could do three or four, three or four? Do you know?
Let me if you know what let's do. Let me
let me. I'll save I'll save the story that I
want her for. Okay, until she's on the phone. Let

(30:04):
me read a couple of things off my phone that
I've been saving. Here on a second, Okay, yep, this
person posted. Not a friend of mine, but I was
one of the groups I'm in. I can't believe my kid.
I just said O contrare mo frey, and my twenty
three year old had no clue what I meant. So

(30:25):
everybody wrote, that's because it's all contre montfrere. No wonder
she didn't know what you were talking about. Well, even
at even the three year old will not understand that either.
But twenty three year old, twenty three year old, okay, gotcha.
Twenty three year old wrote, he wrote O h C
O N t r A r E M O f

(30:46):
r A I r oh contrere mo frere. And you
know he didn't say it with a French accent. Now
you know it's weird about that. I know that phrase
really well, oh contre monfrere, but I don't know what
that even means? What does it mean? On the contrary
my friend, Oh core Montfrere right, okay, okay, wonder how

(31:09):
that became popular. I don't know. Probably from a movie. Anyway.
I was on a page of a guy talking about
Italian food. They were like, oh, everyone has an uncle
like this, and his uncle was Italian. So this guy writes,
speak English, you're in America, and he writes it you yo,
you are, You're in America. So I wrote back. So

(31:31):
I wrote back, you too, buddy, It's you Aposta ra
So I love to speak America. People speak English. People.
What did they write back? I'd love to know. No,
they didn't write anything back. Shout out to Aaron Kaplan.
We were asking he's Cappy Cap on Instagram. We were
asking people where they listened to our podcast, and he
said he showed us a picture. Because I'm assuming he's

(31:54):
in the Navy or has connections. He was in the
crow's nest of an aircraft carrier in the middle of
the North Pacific. Oh my god. He sent a picture
of him holding all the planes out on the deck.
Hold on, I'll have to zoom in. You see that.
Oh yes, okay, right, the flight deck. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah,

(32:15):
this person in my chicken palm group that I'm part
of on Facebook. Were you part of a chicken parm group? Yeah, yeah,
it's a chicken it's for Jersey chicken palm people if
you want to. People post pictures where they had their
favorite chicken palm to get for everything. Really, this is
excellent chicken palm at low And they wrote local period

(32:37):
Little Silver, New Jersey. So everybody wrote, well, where's the
location in in in in in in Little Silver, New Jersey?
And uh They're like, yeah, little Silver, what restaurant? And
someone wrote local and they were, yeah, what's the locale?
What restaurant? The name of the restaurant is local, So
it fucked everybody up. Yeah, what's the local? Well I

(32:58):
thought you would say the local is in local calorie,
but okay, no, no, okay, it's a high colnary. I
sold I sold something on Facebook to a guy. Okay, no,
you don't say I did. Yep, but it it was Facebook.
You were, yeah, it was a piece of furniture. I
sold something that was that we didn't use anymore and
I didn't need it, and I was like, oh, I'm

(33:18):
gonna sell it. So the way my the way my
townhouse is located. It's easier for me, and where the
piece was located the it was closer to the door
that's in the back side of the townhouse, which is
actually the front door. If you pull up on the street,
you're where the garage is. It's the back door. So
I said, when you get there, and I give him

(33:41):
the address. I said, come, I give him the address
of where I want him to go. Come to this street. Okay,
we'll call it side Street because I'm on the corner
of the community and park across from number let's say
number one, Okay, on the left side of the street. Okay, yep.
So again I said, when you get here, go to

(34:03):
side Street and park on the left side of the
street across from number one. Okay, okay, all right. So
I see him out the window. He pulls up and
he says, I'm here. So I messaged him and I said,
you know on a Facebook messenger you're on the right
side of the street. I need you to be on
the left side of the street. He rights back, Okay,

(34:24):
I'll be right there. Please pull your car over to
the left side of the street. Yep, I got it.
And he gets out of his car. So I yet
out the window. Hey man, I asked you three times
to pull over to the left side of the street.
Do you not know which is the left side? I mean,
I'm on this side. You really want to the correct side?

(34:49):
Is the left side? I said? You really? Right? Do
you really want to carry it across the street?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Like?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
How many fucking times do you need to tell someone
to pull over to the left side of the If
you don't know what side is the left side, don't
fucking drive a car. Well, maybe he thought you meant
right as incorrect. Oh, yeah, that's the right side of
the street. Scary, I said left, over and over again.
I said, pull over to the left side of the street. Yeah,
but you you yelled at him, that's the right side
of the street. No I didn't. I said, that's not

(35:18):
the left side of the street, that's the right side.
You need to go to the other side of the street.
Whatever words I said, the right Yeah, but he might
have been hearing it as as right as straight, right
is correct, defending oh, I must be on the right
side of the street because you said that street. Yeah.
I said, please pull over to the left side of
the street, over and over again, and he walked across

(35:38):
the street. He knew what fucking side I lived on,
I said, across from Okay, next thing, Why did it
even matter if he was on the left of the right.
Did it matter because I didn't want to carry the
fucking heavy piece of furniture across the street when I
didn't have to, dumb ass, how heavy was this piece
of furniture? And what furniture was heavy?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
What was it? Was it?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Because I mean, I mean, be a layers a six
foot tall wooden c details. Okay, well, now you're painting
the picture better. I could have been a lamp, for
all I know, A heavy piece of furniture, you dumb fuck.
I don't know. But maybe you had a dollie or
some kind of a hand truck. I said, Carrie three times.

(36:19):
Holy shit with you today. I'm just saying you don't
use eBay. But when you're on eBay, I don't. You
can post things for sale and give the option of
buy it now, which is usually at a higher price
if someone doesn't want afraid to lose it. You're like,
i'll buy it now, or there's a new option. It's
been around for a couple of years where you could
say I'll sell it to the best offer, meaning if

(36:42):
a bunch of people make offers whoever I want to
sell it to. Right, Okay, so I'm selling I was
selling something for twelve dollars best offer, now if I can,
if you're selling something, if I'm selling something to twelve dollars, scary,
make me an offer twelve dollars. Uh, you know what,
I'll give you six? Okay, someone else might give me eight.

(37:02):
All right, it's listed for twelve. If you wanted it
for twelve, you can just bid twelve. Correct. Correct, this
person bid twenty offered me twenty four dollars for it. Okay,
that's foolish. Yes, the best offer doesn't mean the thing's
been sitting there for six months. Oh right, Because if
you say best offer, best offer in my mind means

(37:27):
twelve dollars is the max. No, twelve dollars is the
minimum bid. If you want to make a bid in
the option, you bid twelve. Okay. But when somebody says,
I'll accept the best But if the best offer is
six dollars and nobody bids twelve, then I can decline
it and not sell it. Okay, But best offer could
be much lower than what you're expecting, right, which is

(37:48):
why you decline it and say that's not right. This
person decided to go in the other direction and said,
fuck it, well, I'm just gonna beat everybody the month
for twelve. They could have had the thing for twelve dollars,
so I sold it for twenty four because they don't
know how shit works. That's funny, all right, Well, haunt
with the best offer thing? Is that like a new
thing or is that your classic? That's your classic? Slices?

(38:11):
What did you did? You slices? Not hear me say
it's a new thing for a few years now. I
said that to serious, So you should listen to this.
So let me ask you this. Okay, So I know
the buy it now thing, and I haven't been on
eBay in a long time. I just told you there's
the classic auction, and then there's the eBay that buy
it now, and and this piece, this whatever you call it,

(38:32):
this best offer, make offer, make off? No, but is
there a time limit on that?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Do you have to know?

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Okay? So you that's like an open thing at for
as long as this item is up, give me your price, right,
make me an offer. Okay, But why would you offer
me double what I was asking you wouldn't, I mean,
if you would want it, right, if you really want it,
you can see nobody's made a bit on it yet, right,
So off of fifteen, if somebody comes back with a

(39:02):
better offer, then i'll then then you can up your
offer a few in opposite direction. But this person really
wanted the thing, so all right, best that my offer
is better than no offer. I'm just saying. Someone I
know posted this. There was a story out a couple
of weeks ago about an asteroid, a huge asteroid, striking
the Earth, possibly in twenty thirty two. Yep, like a
devastatingly big earthquake. I heard that story eliminating. Okay, So

(39:27):
this person that I know, an acquaintance from school years ago, writes,
this story indicates there's a three point one percent chance
that it will strike the Earth in twenty thirty two.
So far, so good. Yeah, he writes, I'm no mathematician,
but it seems to me it either hits the Earth

(39:48):
or it doesn't. Wouldn't that make it fifty to fifty?
Oh my god. Yeah, people don't understand statistics, and okay, yeah, odds, yes,
they don't understand how options. The only two options are
that it hits and it doesn't hit. I get that,
but the odds are of it hitting are three point
two percent one percent. Rather, because it can go in

(40:11):
a million different angles, one of the three point one
out of one hundred angles hit the earth. Person doesn't understand. Yeah,
the other ninety six point nine percent of the possible
angles of the trajectory of this rock awful, don't hit
the earth? What the fuck is wrong with people? Everything? Brody? Everything? Okay,

(40:36):
let me see what else I got.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I got a job offer from a phone number, a
text message that said call me. I saw your resume.
One off you a position with our company. Okay. When
I google the phone number, it's a it's a an
out of state. I'm not gonna say what state, but

(40:59):
not New Jersey, not even close to New Jersey. Uh
pressure washer company that pressure washes your deck. So the
phone number is is not real, is what I'm saying. Okay,
it's not real. Okay, Oh, I'm sorry, you know what
it was. Let me see if I have the phone.
I may, I may have the phone. Here wasn't a
text message, it was a voicemail. Will you tell me

(41:20):
if this is legit. Let me pull up the voicemail
from Jean Claude. See if I have here it is? Yeah, yeah,
you hear it is. I don't know if I have
the whole thing here, but here we go. Hold on,
here you go, hold on see if you can hear that.
Hold on here we go? Ready, yeah, been ready.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Hey David, this is John claud from Travel Skill. I
was recently speaking to Denominatant. She told me to reach
out to you, David. We are partnered up with the NBA.
I'd love to have further conversation about how we can
help benefit you guys. Again, please reastract me at two
two six.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Okay, So this is Jean Claude from travel Scan. Well,
you know Scary travel Scale, the famous travels oh so famous.
He was recently who speaks like this? I was recently
speaking to Dina Ahmed. Oh you were? You were talking
to Dina Ahmed? Of course, that's good, who I also
don't know and don't believe is a real person. And

(42:17):
she told me to reach out to Dina told Jean Claude, hey, uncle,
you know you should do today. You should reach out
to David. Somehow he has my phone number and knows
my name. We are parted with the NBA. It's part
of the NBA. Dude, right there, it's a win win
for now. Look at you. I'd love to help you
offer your credit card number? What's he sailed on to?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Love to have further conversation for how we can help
benefit you guys.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Again. Oh, he wants to talk to benefit you guys.
That means and and again means that it was done before.
You guys have worked with them before. Apparently, yeah, you guys,
you guys, he's calling me, but it's you guys who
wants to help. I don't remember anybody my family being
helped out by the NBA. But thank you Dina Ahmed. Okay,
Dina for for that valuable pass off to Jean Claude.

(43:09):
But my point is the phone number is a pressure
washing company in area code two two six, Not the NBA. No,
not not even close. Wow, my god, And there are
people that will fall for that. That's the same thing
I could let me call. Let me call him back,
because you know, Dina recommended him to call me. I
should probably call him back. Because he's partnering with the NBA.

(43:30):
We should pass they've helped me out before we should pee. Guys,
wash out your mouth with soap, Brody. It's the official
power washer of the NBA. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
We will be right back.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I think it's time we get Gandhi from the Big
Show on because I got a bone to pick with
her and I need to prove myself right and make
myself look better. Thanks. All right, So I'm going to
talk to you about before we get in with her.
I need to tell her the story, uh that she
might be able to relate to. Okay, sounds good. Let's
see this all goes according to plan. Hey, what do

(44:05):
you know the phone works? Man? I hope she answers.
I told her we'd be calling her potentially. Well, I
got this conversation I was going to tell on the podcast.
I need her to it's helpful. She's on the phone. Yeah,
it would be great.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
She Oh Hi, Hi God your answer?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Hi? Hey, what's up? It's a scary brody and brody
and scary? Yeah either way? And you have and you're
with Brant. Haven't spoken a Gandhi since yesterday?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
I know?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
And Brandon's with.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
You too, right, he is actually right here right now?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
What do you want you well, jes Hey, what's up, Brandon?
How are you pretty? Pay Brandon? Hey, listen, before we
get into why Scary wanted to speak to you guys,
because I don't know why he wanted to speak to
you guys. I wanted to I was. I had a
story for the podcast, and when he said he might
be calling you, I said, oh my god, you'd get
a particular kick out of this story. So I'm going

(45:01):
to apologize in advance for the accent I'm going to do.
But I want your opinion on this, and tell me
how often you've had to deal with this in your life.
So I'm at my friend's house. Met my friend's house
and he says, hey, man, I got to make a
quick business call. I got a new client, and you know,
just you know, just hang for a minute, and you know.
So I was like, oh, I'll go sit on the

(45:22):
couch in the living room. And he's in the kitchen
but it's an open floor plan so I can hear him.
And for some reason, he's making himself a sandwich. He's
having lun he's making lunch. He's you know, I already ate,
so he's making himself a sandwich. So he puts the
phone on speakerphone, so he gets the woman on the
phone and he says, hello, you know, hey, it's it's me.
You know, I'm not going to say his name. And

(45:42):
she says, oh, hello, glad you caught me a great
timing that you caught me just now. He says, oh, why,
he says, because I'm exhausted. I just got off a
very long flight from home and I'm in New York now,
I just landed. So he says, oh, where are you
coming from India and she says, no, I live in Texas.

(46:03):
So my point was my point was he assumed, because
of her accent that she must be I know, you're like,
that's not Indian accent, Brody, I know, but I was.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Actually was okay, yes.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
That's that's why I'm clarifying. Anyone else listening is like, oh,
that's a dead on Indian accent. But I know what
you would, Sata, So I apologize, so, you know, I
could have done a little thicker of it. But anyway,
my point is he heard the accent. She's like, oh,
I just flew I just flew in from home. I
landed in New York. And he assumed because of her accent, right,
coming from another country overseas, like I would assume I

(46:36):
would assume the same thing, right, But of all places,
she's from Texas. Yeah, she's like Texas. Which is you know,
your your family is from India and your father has
an accent. People must think he's you know, how long
you're visiting here for as opposed to the fact he
lives here.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
I actually to be honest, Well, first of all, you
might get a kick out of this, My Indian parents
lived in Texas for a while. There's a massive Indian
population in Texas. Yes, in Dallas. There's a little like
a suburb of Dallas called Capel. All the Indian people
live in Capel, Texas. Parents lived there for a while.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Did you see Coppel?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
I'll let you have that, yes, Hotel.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Okay. So how do people in India look at a
map and say I want to go to America. You know,
let's go to Texas. Because when I think of Indian people,
I think, yeah, Texas, That's where I'm going. How does
that happen?

Speaker 4 (47:36):
So typically it happens because of community. So they will
have a family member who is in a certain place.
That family member might start up business. There are a
lot of hotels. My dad, my parents initially moved to Youngstown,
Ohio because my dad's brother is a heart surgeon and
he had a residency there, So that's where they went.

(47:57):
That's typically how they decide where they're going.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Oh no, I know how. I know how people go
once it's already a community. What I'm saying is I
always wondered how the community starts where, Like the first
guy was like, I'm gonna leave Mumbai and I'm going
to I'm going to Texas.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
I will have to hunt down the first guy and
ask would you make some calls NY as the official
representative of India?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah? Make all right, let's get down to business, all right?
And what's going on? Someone vacuuming in the background there?
What's happening there? Brody? No, that's the community. No, by me,
that's the community landscaping team. The weather is nice and
they're back to landscaping. Great. I'm gonna mute my microphone
when I'm not talking. Oh isn't that great that they

(48:43):
do that during our podcast? Don't they have any decorum anyway?
So real quick, and Brandon, I don't know if you
know if you're privy to this, but I'm gonna I'm
gonna just gonna be very brief. Here's the deal. We're
going on a trip the Big Show Elvis Daurancho. We're
going to to the Bahamas tomorrow. And when it comes
to traveling my everyone rips on me, and as they

(49:05):
have on this podcast, including my co host David Brody here,
they've ripped on me for the fact that I leave
my girlfriend behind when it comes to going going through
TSA when it goes because I go to go. You know,
I have the global re entry and I got the
TSA pre and the clear She wants none of it.
She doesn't want to go through the interview process. She's

(49:26):
completely lazy. I've told her time and time again. Yeah
all right, And as I said to Scary, I'm surprised
leaving her at TSA all the time that she allows
global re entry if you know what I mean. Hyoh, well, so,
because I've now I I've always defended myself by saying, look,
I will even pay for her and I will take

(49:47):
care of her. I will treat her like gold. But
she doesn't want to put in the time or the
energy to friggin do this so to punish her. I
go through TSA every time.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
And I go who doesn't want a boyfriend that punish them?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
But once again, slices, you are hundreds the slice of
my witness. Brody and Gandhi already ganging up on me
because they think I've been such That's crazy. No, it's
like it's almost like enough of a punishment. When will
she learn her lesson that if she wants to lie

(50:24):
your teacher, I'm not taking off my shoes, I'm not
taking off my jacket. I'm going through security as quick
as I can because I can and she doesn't want to. Okay, Now,
you guys, only ever better than the Only thing better
than going through TSA really quickly is spending more time
with your girlfriend, your big dick. No, I'm not sitting
in those lines. I'm not sitting in those lines. I

(50:47):
refuse so what so Okay, So all that being said,
I've been as as is happening again right now. They're
not fastizing me. Hold on, hold on scary when you
go through quick right, when you go through TASA, you go,
you speed through. When you get to the other side,
what do you do? I wait for her? Hold on,

(51:10):
hold on, hold on, what do you do? Scary? Where
are you waiting when you say you're waiting for her?
Normally I wait for her on the other side, just
sitting there the other side, way on a bench. I
meet her in the I'll meet her in the United Club.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Yeah, he goes to the lounge and he sits there
and enjoys a drink and kicks it. I've watched this happen.
I've traveled with them many times. I've seen it happen. Also,
I'm not sure if you can hear Brandon cackling at
this entire thing.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh we can, Oh we can, absolutely So. Okay, so
this is you're kicking back, but you feed up on
the bar taking a drink at the United Club lounge
while strangers are patting your girlfriend down looking for explosives.
Are you having a drink? I'm such a piece of ship.
I'm a piece of garbage. How dare I? Well? Okay,

(51:56):
now here's how you're saying that later, here's how. Here's
how this is proof that I'm a good boyfriend. Okay,
here's what I do when I for this trip. We
are a Gandhi and I are both happened to be
sitting in business class. My girlfriend whose ticket was purchased,

(52:17):
is sitting in economy class. So I said, you know
what I'm gonna do. That would be the ultimate disc
that spending the time on the plane is more important
than waiting for her till I get her ship checked
at did TSA pre and whatever the case or you
know what, she's waiting, she's getting her shit checked. So
what I'm saying is this what I'm saying. I said,

(52:42):
thank you, thank you, Brodie sing zang zip zi z
darry whatever you want to say that enough. So in
this case, I said, you know what, I refuse. I
refuse to leave my girlfriend behind when it comes to
the actual flight. So I bought her an upgrade so

(53:02):
she could sit next next to me in business class. Now, Gandhi,
who's been chastising me for the past ten minutes, laughing
and giggling, you have an opportunity, I know. Hold on
before before we go to Gandhi, do you admit you
got in the upgraded seat because you fucked her over
at TSA?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Because no, because priorities. My priority is to fly with
her in the seat. When it comes time to the
fly in a way did you pay for it? She
could have paid for it. Why did you pay for it?
You pay for that a guilt because you left her TSA.
You left her behind because the strangers are examining her behind.
Because I'm a good man. Okay, Now, if you're a
good man, you wouldn't. A good man doesn't punish their girlfriends. Gandhi, Okay,

(53:44):
let Khany talk because because Gandhi is gonna be on
the hot seat right now. So Gandhi shut up and
speaking of no and speaking a hot seat, the TSA
is checking out your girlfriend's behind. Okay, all right, so
god you all right? You have an opportunity now to

(54:05):
upgrade Brandon. And what I learned today on our ride
home together is that you're like, fuck it, no, So
you are leaving him in coach while you fly in business.
I think that is far worse than me going ahead
for a couple of minutes extra, and she's gonna sit

(54:26):
there and be screened because she's lazy and doesn't want
to go through the process to get on my level.
Is this a business trip, yes, okay? And did the
business by your better seat?

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yes? Okay?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
And so she's the better seat because our lovely boss,
Elvis Durand wants me to sit next to him in
first class. So even if I upgraded Brandon for one
thousand dollars, by the way, he would, he's sitting.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Next But you've got no problem. This is what This
is my problem. I've got no problem leaving him in economy.
Good Brandon, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 6 (55:11):
Man? I I'm cool with sitting with the luggage, to
be honest, but I will say that I totally understand
what you're saying. What I would not leave my girlfriend
sitting in economy. However, I myself am totally good with

(55:33):
going on the plane, sticking in my AirPods, pulling up
my hood and going to sleep until we touch down.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Now, I'm not set, Brandon. But before you go brody, Brandon,
I just want to say this. It's not about what
you're comfortable with. It's about what the right thing to
do is. And I am shocked my jaw hipper floor
that that she didn't get you the upgrade. She's not
paying for a ticket.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Uh, you want to pay a thousand dollars of my
own one? You're crazy.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I'm biting my tongue here.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
But we got to get in.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
So like Brandon, I don't know, I've got I've got
like a crazy shoe obsession and sometimes shoes magically just show.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
Up at my house.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Oh this guy has like yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
He gives me that upgrade in in other ways. So
I'm Elvis splice of shoes is what I'm hearing. Thank you, Elvis.
El Elvis buys you the shoes. He doesn't buy you
the shoes. She's gotta feel pain on her hold on,
hold on from hard on, hold on, let me let me,

(56:46):
let me, let me chine, let me chime in here
for a second. Number one, scary, you did not upgrade
Robin to first class. There's a big finance. You said
business class. No that is that is first class. It's it's.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Your point.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Oh yeah, you use points stupgrader, so you don't really
feel pain there, I got you. Yeah, Okay, here's what
I'll say. If if Elvis is buying off Brandon's silence,
would shoes, then that's up to Brandon. Do you used
to say, who said Elvis bought him shoes?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Hold on, Elvis pays me a salary, so if I
want to buy him a pair of Oh.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
So so Gandhi. Okay, Gandhi buys some shoes. Here's what
I'll say. And this is a take that that nobody,
nobody's thinking about this take. I'm gonna I'm gonna save
that take for a second. Let me just get get
back to this. First off, Uh, most people don't say
no to Elvis. First of all, we know that. Of all,
if it's my situation. Let's say I was flying and
my wife was going me personally, I would lower my

(57:44):
seat level and go sit with my wife because I
don't have the money to put her in first class
with me. I think the real problem here, for there's
two problems. I feel like Gandhi, Well, hopefully, I think
Gandhi will make it up to Brandon when they get there,
take him out to dinner, wait for him in the
in the United lounge. When she gets off the plane first,

(58:05):
because first class gets off first, she will wait for him.
I understand if they were going on a radio line.
So by that logic, I made enough to rob by
bringing her up to the front with me in exchange
for me going to tsa prex And it's the same
thing and no, because you had the you had the
choice of waiting with her and going through anyway, and

(58:26):
you chose not to wait with her because she's stubborn
and she doesn't want to get tsa pre I do
it to teach a lesson. No, you don't have to
teach your grown adult girlfriend a lesson. I think the
real problem here, Gandhi, when you when you agreed to
go on this business trip, was Elvis aware at that
exact moment that Brandon was also going.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
No, Brandon actually was not going until about a week ago. Okay,
it was decided he can go and wants to go,
so cool.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Okay. So what I would say is if Elvis knew
Brandon was going and then upgraded you to first class
and left him in the back, then I would say
it's Elvis's fault. However, He's got No, it's not. He
didn't know Brandon was going. Once Brandon, knowing, knowing that
Gandhi is sitting with Elvis up in the front of
the front, the front of the front front by the captain,

(59:19):
and then Brandon says, I'd like to go because Brandon,
because Brandon, because Brandon jumped on board this trip knowing
Number one, he gets to spend time with Gandhi, which
is a win, knowing that he gets to I'm assuming
stay in the hotel room in the nice hotel they're
going course all of that, and and all the amenities
they're going to have down there, and the beach and

(59:40):
the pool. If his only price to pay is a
storage seat in the back for well, you know, whatever
the cost is, then I don't think he's in a
position to complain, nor is he complaining. And I don't
think he's in the wrong here or she's in the
wrong now. If they planned a trip together and Gandhi
and Gandhi said, you know what I hold on. If
Gandhi says to Brandon, let's go, let's go to let's

(01:00:02):
go to Aruba. But I make more than you, so
I'm gonna sit first class, And since you can't afford
first class, you're asking sit in the back. That's fucking rude.
And let's a scary move. That's a scary going. No,
it's not exactly. If I did the same ship. If
I do the same ship to Robin, hold on a second,
if I if I if I enjoyed business class tomorrow

(01:00:24):
and I left Robin and Coach, every one of you
motherfuckers will be jumping on me for the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Not at all scary. Here's the difference. Okay, So first
of all, you know Elvis needs a flying buddy. He
has to sit by some That's not your problem.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
That's not your problem. This is about you. This is
about you. This is about you and Randon. Don't just
hold on. Brandon wasn't going when the Seaton doesn't matter,
was going now though? He's now going.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Now he's going, and now, by the way, he's in
economy plus like three rows behind us.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I still can't use the same restroom as you.
See what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Guys coming down there for a work trip. He's about
to go golf in Paradise and have the best time
of his life. He didn't have to take care of
any of this stuff. He's fine, he doesn't care. He
didn't think twice about it. Whenever we actually fly together.
By the way, I put him on my clear membership
and we both are getting prechecks so that we can

(01:01:29):
go through the line.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Haw you get you're so sweet. Look at you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Extra point because you upgraded someone with points to first
class and you want me to send one thousand dollars
to upgrade Brandon to first class, which, by the way,
there aren't even any first class he's availed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I'm sure. Let me tell you if I if I
question before you do that. I want to clarify something,
because she said, if I was if I had money,
if I had no no, if there was not a point,
if it wasn't points that I had to upgrade her with.
If I was forced into a cash payment, I would
upgrade her with cash. I would do that just like,

(01:02:20):
Hey Brandon, I'm poor. Yeah, Hey Brandon, would you rather
Gandhi spend one thousand dollars and upgrade your ticket or
buy you a dinner for one hundred dollars and spend
time with you in the Bahamas?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
I would. I would rather the money be spent somewhere else,
right like rather than it doesn't make it understand, I
totally understand what what Scary did said.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
No one ever, No, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I would do the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Yeah, upgrade me to see that doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
If it was possible, if the seat existed, what would
you do? Would you? Would you pony up the cash?
You would?

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Yeah? Yeah, because Scary I'm a guy like you, and
I would get all the ship that you would get.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
You are not like him, because if you start trying
to punish me for things, I'll kill you, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
That leads us to another question. Hey, Gandhi, how difficult
was it for you to put Brandon on your clear?

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Oh it was like two seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Oh, that's something you can do for Robin. Right, I
could put her on my clear, but I cannot put
her on my TSA pree. She needs to go through
all those friggin' she's got her. She's got to do
it herself.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
But scary. Once you put somebody on clear, then the
PreTect thing is actually through clear. Now, No, you just
scan a QR code.

Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
You scan a little QR code and then you sign
up online and the next time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
You go to the airport. You don't get it automatically.
You need to go through government officials at TSA to
get there. The TSA pre.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Next time you go to the airport, you have an
appointment standing. You don't even need an appointment. You just
go to the office and they clear you. Like Brandon
said today, the line was about twenty five minutes. So
he didn't do it because it was twenty five minutes.
But he's gonna do it on his way back, So
it's really not this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I don't think you get the same access. I don't
think you get to leave a cad on and not
take your shoes off.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yes you do. That's what PreCheck is, Toots. Oh, excuse,
sign up for PreCheck through Clear. So it doesn't take
Robin all that much energy to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
If you want to do what happened to them, shit
down with the officers and they start grilling you about
your life and they yeah, when they found out I
got arrested in Hawaii twenty five years ago. Oh I
don't know they did. I got arrested in Hawaii? They like,
do they?

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Do they do? They don't? They Gandhi require you have.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
To do it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Okay, So okay, listen, here's the process.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
We're still doing a podcast. So let's let's make this quick.
Right cry to this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
You have clear through Clear. You can scan a QR code,
put all of your information in. It signs you up
to have a standing appointment with TSA. Whenever you come
back through the airport, you can choose to go. So
when will you guys come back? If Robin does this,
when she comes back, she can just go sit down
with them. So we'll have to wait in whatever line
that is. But it's like twenty minutes and get her
clear a prey check. It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
It was.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
It was twenty five minutes for me because it was
Detroit Airport.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I don't know how long it is.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
But either way, it's not gonna take forever. She's not
gonna have to like set an appointment and go all right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
We're gonna agree on this didn't turn out the way
Scary thought. He thought we were gonna ambush Gandhi and
make her feel bad and and and she's a horrible person. Yeah,
he was like, you tryna get Gandhi on the phone.
We're gonna rip Gandhi. When do you hear what she did?
You're gonna be bro You're gonna agree with me. Fuck cars,
she's fucking up branding over I did it take. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey,

(01:05:57):
that's foul grass language. I appreciate you. You go sit
in the back of the plane. Shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
He's in seat eleven. F. He's gonna be fine. Wait, Brody,
did Scary tell you what he did? As far as
switching the first class and leaving me with all his
luggage while he's trying to be mister freaking Marder over here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
That's a love and another episode. No, come on, now,
we can take a scary Let's take our last break.
You don't want to hear this, Jesus Christ. Perhaps it's
part two of the Gandhi Uh okay, Gandhi. Gandhi's with
us with Brandon and and of course all we gotta

(01:06:42):
talk about your sauce on the Sauce on the Side podcast,
which everyone should be listening to. If you haven't, start
listening to the book through Sauce on the Side podcast.
All right, Gandhi, Yes, Ahad.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
So scary out here acting like a superhero when it
comes to traveling. Let me tell you what he did.
We were all all flying to Universal, We're all sitting
in economy plus. Scary decided he wanted to try and
upgrade to first class in case somebody didn't show up.
It turns out that person didn't show up, so he
was able to move up to business class seat from
where we were. But he had already put all of

(01:07:16):
his things in the overhead bin. By the way, you're
only supposed to put one item in an overhead bin
and not your coat here. He put both of his
items in the overhead bin and his coat. So now
it's above us and he moves up to business class.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Okay, they switched me out after we were all the
whole plane was seated, and they said, mister, yes, okay.
I wanted to be clear that I didn't just leave
my shit there, but everything was. All the bins were closed,
they were going to take off, and I scurried up
to the front where they put me. Let's be.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
Yes, that's what he did. So his stuff was in
the overhead bins near us by the way again a
coat and two items, which makes him an overhead been pig.
So that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Fifteen he goes up to the front.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
So now he's sitting in business class now while we
go to get off the plane. I would assume a
normal person would just wait and come back and take
their things. No, scary group texts everybody. And I'm not kidding.
This is what the group text says. Please grab my jacket,
my backpack, and my suit case. What's across from you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah, because I can't go. I can't swim upstream.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Okay, don't interrupt this train. This is how his text
came in. I'm not kidding you, Brody. It's across from you.
It's a black backpack, leather backpack. My black leather jacket
is on top of it, and the dark brown toomy
suitcase over ten to a black backpack. Please grab it. Okay.
So he's now instructing the group to fetch his things
so that he can get off the plane when he

(01:08:42):
left that crap back there. So okay, So everybody gets
off the plane. I grab all three of his things
and my thing, and I get off the plane. One
would expect that Scary would be right there, right outside
the doors where you would normally wait if your luggage
was gate checked, at his things, the door of the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
The door of the plane. She wanted me to wait.
That's where she wanted me to wait, in the middle
of traffic when everybody's trying to get off the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Period.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Hold one question, did Scary Did Scary look back and
confirm and see that you took his stuff? It's too
far back, No that that they They didn't come out
for five minutes. Dude, we're talking about row one to ten.
It takes me. You got off the plane, not even
knowing for a fact she got your stuff or that
she could help. I forget. I figured if I texted
the whole group that was each one, there were five

(01:09:30):
of them, each one would have one of my items,
and know that they're not helping.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
It gets it gets better. So normally, again, they gate
check luggage all the time. So there are people standing
there right when you get off the plane. All the time.
You weren't holding up traffic. You weren't blocking anything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Wheel Chair people, they're sitting there where wheelchairs waiting right wait,
so again you're not blocking anything.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
You can just wait it right behind them to get
your bags. So he walks all the way off the plane,
off the freaking whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
They call it, the jetway, the jetway. Did he did
he go to the United Lounge?

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
He basically, so he's gone. He gets off the jet way,
he crosses the aisle, he's standing across the freaking airport
just he can with Elvis, and here I come with
all of his stuff, lugging it because he expected.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
All of us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
That's great, that's great. Listen, that is that is that
is wrong on so many levels. Okay, not only did
anyone confirm in the text message, they would get his stuff. Yes, no,
well no, they gave me a verbal before the flight started.
As I was walking away from everybody, I turned to
Abby's sister, Oh no, she with us. Someone was with us,

(01:10:48):
and I said, and they were like, don't worry, we
got you. We got you. So I'm like, okay, good. Now,
keep in mind when when everybody went when the when
the flight's over, you hear the thing everybody gets up
to the scene time. There's no way for me to
go from row one to row ten to grab my chest.
That's like swimming upstream. New Yorker would have been able

(01:11:08):
to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Off the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
I'm not sitting there waiting for the whole plane empty out.
I got friends, okay, So I thought I got friends
on board. I thought I had friends on my board
who got my back. You know what you could? Okay,
let me sup in here.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
I am looking at the text messages and there is
not one person who even wrote back to you except
for me. And I said, I'll do my best. I
promise nothing, and you still got off the plane and
left all your crap back there even responded to you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Here's here's my take. Number one, he asked the lowest
member on the totem pole, Abby to get my bags.
I'm saying it because you don't have ties to her.
She doesn't. You don't know her for twenty years, and
she's like the little girl. Abby's like, oh, I'll do
my best. That's not a confirmation, that's I'll do my best.
Then you make no effort to be a New Yorker
and jump your ass back and get you bust your

(01:12:00):
way back to those seats I got. You could have,
like I got to go to the bathroom. My bags are,
you could have gotten back there. Then you compound it
by getting off the plane and walking a quarter a
mile away with no confirmation than anyone's. I wanted to
get out of everybody's way. I wanted to get out
of everybody's way. Yes I did. Okay, I have a question.

(01:12:20):
Where was your seat in row one? Was it in
the aisle or the window aisle? Okay? You could have
stayed in your aisle seat until Gandhi came up nine
rows with your stuff and taken your stuff from her
and said, stop struggling, thank you so much for getting
my stuff. I will carry it from the only ideas
we know that she was carrying all three of my items.

(01:12:41):
I thought between the fire and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Then, even if every single person had one item, you
still wait and take your stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Also, her recollection of Abby is incorrect because she wasn't
even on our plane. She flew from LaGuardia with me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Who was it that was on the on It was Andrew?
There was the three.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
I was the only person who responded to you. Look
at the texts.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Was in that group? He was in that group? Was
it Deanna?

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Someone was in that group, Elvis, Danielle, Nate Me, uh,
I think that's Froggy Andrew. That was everybody that you
texted has Those people weren't even on our plane.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
And I'm al even better than Abby. Abbey said, should
get the I'll do my best from another fucking airport. Yeah,
So so all you had to do is scary was saying,
you know what, guys, can you just carry my stuff
up to row one and I'll get it from you?
Guys you got off the plane. Not only did you
not even know if anyone was getting it, because you
know those fucking people, I'm just like them. I would

(01:13:38):
have been like, fuck him, let him get his own bag.
They should have gotten off the plane and made you
run back up the jetway, get back on the plane
and begged them to let you back on to get
you bags that were still stuck in ten because you
fucking left your shit in row ten, didn't even confirm
that anyone helped you, and you didn't care who did it,
and you assumed they would all can And you know
you waited all ahead in the airport. You should have

(01:13:59):
been in the uber point. I'm are. I just want
to say thank you. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Lets the record reflects. I'm the smallest one of the group.
I had all the stuff by the time I loved
my ass up that jetway with all of his things
and I saw him, I basically threw it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
You know what, Gandhi, thank you so much. You know
you know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm
gonna do for you, Gandhi. I am gonna buy I'm
gonna buy you a steak dinner. You're gonna teach her.
I'm gonna buy you a steak dinner. Yeah, Gandhi, You
and I and Brandon Brandon two, the three of us.
You're gonna go out for a big, juicy steak dinner
at the stake cows of your choice. This is a

(01:14:36):
standing offer here today on the Brooklyn Boys Podcasts three
twenty eight. Oh, I will, I will just to fuck you, Brody,
just to fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Watch, We're gonna get a seven course meal, the best
fucking steak, flaming yon that you've ever had in your life.
Because I owe you. I owe you Gandhi. Guess what who?
I don't owe anything to this asshole over here here,
David fucking Brodie. And you know what, it's okay because
I got the greatest gift of all you being fucking

(01:15:07):
wrong and told you're wrong by other people besides me.
You're a horrible What have we learned today thanks to Gandhi?
You're a horrible boyfriend and you're a horrible friend. That's you.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
I don't like this. This is how this fucking episode
is going to end like this, great Gandhi bandon, thank
you for being here today, Yes, thank you both thanking
me what a loser I do a podcast? Thank you
for improving our relationship. Love you both.

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
Don't forget about me tomorrow and Economy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Appreciate it. You can take off your fancy shoes and
kick back Land guys, I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Wow. All right, all right, gotta get out of here. Hey,
listen on the way out, David Brodie your first preset.
People listen to order. They know they've heard this before. No,
this is about radio. Make us your priest, Greg who
does the Greg T Live podcast every Monday morning from
ray Katina uh In in Edison. He invites everybody to

(01:16:09):
come down and see him this past this past Monday,
Danielle and I from the show from the Big Show
went on and did the podcast. This video on YouTube.
It's everywhere at Greg T's world, on on his on
his Instagram. My point is support Greg T. Definitely go
to see him if you're in the area. And I'm
hearing now on a future Greg T Live in April,

(01:16:33):
David Brody will be making the journey down there and
uh and hanging out with him on a future episode.
So that's correct. All right, good, that's it for this week.
All right, we are out of here. Enjoy your trip
for lying first class. You are the fucking worst boys,

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boys rock Broker