#333: You're An Astro-NOT

#333: Is karma a bitch or is it coincidental; the boys discuss superstitions and angel numbers; the boys talk about the all female Blue Origin flight into space; is it really fair to require "black tie" for a wedding; Brody's vegetable fried rice fiasco put him in a dilemma; the boys debate playing "credit card roulette" with the dinner check

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Up Episode three thirty three. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
These are things like just yesterday we did two to
two and one one. Is this your angel numbers? You
have angel numbers?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't know, you know in the.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Three numbers, it's an insuccession number. You know me with that,
you don't like it. A lot of people have angel
numbers of four four four. We've talked about this before.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
You're still gonna die at some point in your life.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
You don't people have no People actually wear changing around
their neck with like you know, seven seven seven or
eight eight eight. But the four four fours and the
eight eight eight are a lot of angel numbers for
some people. You're you're looking at men have five heads.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Whatever makes you happy? You still you're still just as
likely to get sick and be in plane crash like whatever.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Thanks, whatever makes you happy, you.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Know, listen, I'm I'm talking will not one to believe.
I'm not one to believe that things affect other things.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I just really not. I'm a little bit like that,
though I'm a little superstitious, A little bit. I don't know,
are you very superstitious Stevie wonder? I know, No, I just.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I always look at things that you know me like
did you ever like you have a crumple up a
piece of paper and try and uh throw it into
the waste paper basket from across the room, and say,
if I make this shot, then this is gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, I do it all the time, like, yeah, how's
that working out? Like you probably haven't hit a shot
in five years.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Look, if I make this shot, yeah, then I'm gonna
come into some money next year. You know that kind
of masturbate with a dollar bill. Yeah, of course, yeah,
come into some money. That's an old one. Yeah. You know,
I don't believe not of stuff like that. But you know,
you don't do that to yourself. You don't like psych
yourself into things like say, what were you? You know

(02:00):
you basically you set up you set up like an
obstacle course or something, a challenge for yourself, and if
you can make the challenge happen, then whatever you wish
for comes true.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, who's granted me that wish? Because I got to
the top of the steps before my dog did.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Right there you go, or if you could like walked across,
if that ship worked, we'd all be rich and live forever.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
But we don't, and we aren't.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
But sometimes it's like a it's like a hope and
a dream. I I you know, I blame Disney fan
to play the lottery. It means a dollar in a dream.
I blame Disney for this because it's all about if
you think about of course, if you everything in Disney
is about the.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Cartoons, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
But but Disney, I know the concept of Disney, of
going to Disney is is hopes and dreams.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And you've seen every Disney movie.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Your parents have to die miserably first before anything can happen.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
There a single parent.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Every almost every Disney movie, you're a child of a
single parent because one of them got killed or something.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I know, Bambie, Oh awful.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Nemo, the father is captured or whatever happens Bamby, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
The terrible shit happened? Lime King, where's the father? And
toy story doesn't exist? Well, they're trying to My god,
you have to crush everything.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You're dashing. You're dashing my hopes and dreams. But like
you're taught that.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Kids are taught this growing up about it's it's the
magic of Disney.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Everything's magical.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, Disney is magical, Yes, but it doesn't. Yeah, Okay,
the lines are still long, so listen miss the question.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You're an angry bassador. No, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I'm just I'm cynical, and I believe it. I believe
in I believe, but I believe in things that can
be proven.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's why. That's why I love you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
So so let me ask you the inverse, because this
happened yesterday on social media. Some people believe that you
can will good things to happen, or you know, good
people get good things whatever yesterday or the day before,
and police slices. I don't want negativity in the talk back,
and you guys would, and you guys are all cool.
The story came out that little little nas X that

(04:07):
the right side of his face he can't move the
right side of his face. Yeah, terrible thing. And some people,
you know, their internet doctors. I bet he had a stroke.
I bet he has Bell's palsy. I bet he had
had a drug reaction. Everybody knows exactly. But then there
were those people I feel like religion of any kind

(04:32):
should make you compassionate, right and not judge people. They're
all like, well, he got what he deserved what a
lot of yes, well he did.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
He did terrible things.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
He blasphemed Satan and God and I don't know his videos.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
He deserves this. I I feel like that's not for
us to say.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
And I also don't think that you have a stroke
or Bell's Paul's because you did uh a weird music video.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
So you do not believe in karma, is what you're saying,
because everyone says karma is a bit.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'll tell you why, because lots of good people have
strokes and they'll have bells ballsy right, lots of good
people absolutely cancer people. It happens to everybody that don't nothing,
who does, people that did nothing wrong, people that not
deserve this.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
People.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
People don't focus on that. They don't focus on childhood cancer.
They just go, oh, oh he did he did a
video I don't like that made God look bad.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's why he got. Karma's a bitch. Yeah, everyone says that.
That's like the catch phrase of our lifetime. Oh he's
got what it was coming to him, right, the foos
fuck around, Yeah, funk around and find out if he's
found out.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
But then when somebody like becomes rich, they're like, oh,
fuck him, I hate him. He's a billionaire. Fuck him,
I hate him.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
But what about what if karma was good to him?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like, you can't pick and shoes, you have to you know,
a lot of people say that if you're an evil
individual and you're you, you are no good, and you
have a lifetime of wrongdoing, you will eventually get yours.
A lot of people believe, let's be honest, how many
evil people live great lives? How many evil people are millionaires?

(06:23):
And I'm just I'm saying they're very wealthy. Uh, they
murder people.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
They're in charge of country, never have it coming.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, they live to be a Listen, there's communist nations
in the history of a world where the leaders of
those countries oppress their people, killed them, tortured them, and
they died rich and powerful.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
So, I don't know about the karma thing. If karma
was a bitch, there'd be a lot more bitching going on.
I can think of a lot of people who need
some karma and they don't get it.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
So the karma, Well what about the josh one in
one said instant karma is gonna get you?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, I think if you if you're a dick to
Lil nas X, that calmer should get you. Like, wouldn't
it be the ultimate irony if people who made fun
of Lil nas X for having let's say a stroke
had a stroke like good people people think they're good people,
then what would be the excuse? Well, I didn't I
didn't make a video about God, So why did I
get a stroke?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Well maybe because you made fun of the guy who did.
I don't know, and the thought I think you know.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
But this goes back to can we bring it back
to the hopes and dreams and dream holts and dreams.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
We're gonna have.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Something to look whatever gets you through the day, slic
You gotta have something to look forward to or something
that can get you out of where you're at. Like
scary if you look at a clock and it says
it's twelve thirty four and you're like one two three
four and it makes you smile.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, God, bless you dude.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Every time I you know, we've talked about it on
this podcast before. Every time I see if I look
at the clock and it's eleven eleven, I'm making a wish.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, anytime I see if.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's three thirty three or four forty four or five
fifty five, I'm making wishes.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
If next year, on March third, you listen to episode
three three three on three three, God bless you listen.
If you wait until the year twenty If you wait
until the year thirty thirty twenty thirty three and listen
to this episode, I'd say played lottery that day?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Sure, why not?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Eight on three three three Given these things, God listen,
it's only what is it eight years from now? Less
than eight years from now will be three three thirty three.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
There'll be people looking to get married that day, Yes,
so that they can remember their anniversary.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
That data you can never forget.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
My uncle Peter on eight eight eighty eight, he decided
to bet on horse number eight in the eighth race
of Mommoth Mammoth Park Racetrack, Okay. On eight eight eighty eight,
he bet on horse number eight, and he's like, he
put like one hundred dollars on.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
This horse in the eighth rae hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
He paid one hundred dollars yeah, the horse came in eighth, not.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Even kidding good by the way, three three thirty three
is a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's a doable wedding date. Oh, you already know weddings
are probably Yeah, how many people know the eight years?
So now I bet you there's some women who've already bought,
they booked the date just because they might not have
met their.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
And men men may have listened, mostly women.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wait, don't you know.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
A while ago I was on that talk show It
never made it to air. It was the Carlos Watson Show.
It was a pilot and the woman had had chosen
and bought her wedding dress and didn't even meet the
guy yet said no, I'm buying my wedding dress because
this is it. And maybe someone out there do that,
buy a wedding dress. Think about that for a second.

(09:50):
You're gonna spend all this money and you haven't even
met the guy, right, you're just sayingle So yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Second.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
May second is a Friday. That's five two two five.
That's Robin's birthday, is it?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yep? May second?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
What a great day, What a great day to propose
five to two five. It's a friday, you see, her
on the weekends. No, this is what you can remember.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I got.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I remember the day I proposed to I proposed on well,
i'll tell you what I proposed in May without a ring, right.
But then when I gave my my at that time,
my fiance a ring, it was six nine nine six.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Mm hm.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Six nine nine six yeah, yeah, all right, who knew
six nine?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I doubt you remember that. That's a palindrome.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
It is yes sixty nine in it. So yeah, I
didn't plan it that way. I didn't plant that way.
I didn't even notice the date when I gave the ring.
I'm just like, oh, wait, oh.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Did you say your thermostat to sixty nine? No? Oh,
I do.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I set my life life to it, by.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
The way, just I just so I can walk by
it and chuckle. I said.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Brian adams big hit, Summer of sixty nine, which I
believe he released in nineteen eighty five. If you do
the math, he wouldn't have been old enough to have
the experiences he says he had in nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
So he's lying.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
No, he the song's actually about a Summer of sixty nine,
ing from what rumor is.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh, so wait a second so oh, you're googling it?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
No, I want to want to read the exact definition.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Please do go ahead, I'm waiting. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Brian Adams says that it was just the song is
about a year in his life, but it was a
playful reference to a specific sexual act.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
So it was about sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
In the summer writing about he was writing about it
a year or just you know, everybody chose that number.
Oh because of that?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Because of that, Yeah, that's pretty cool. But how old
would he have been in nineteen sixty nine? What year
was Brian Adams born?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean, they'll tell me he was eleven.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
He would have been ten.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh that's gross.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, actually he would have been nine because of it
would have been well, yeah, the summer of sixty nine,
he was nine.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Like I said, it wasn't about how oly in a.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Second he's nobody's singing like it's his story. Like me
and some guys were from school, had a band and
we tried, we played real hard.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
But it did it didn't happen in nineteen sixty nine.
The fuck man, I feel cheated.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
He was twenty six when he when he sang that song,
but the summer sixty nine he was nine, right, it
was probably about nineteen seventy eight, but it didn't fit
as well in the sut you Adam of seventy eight. Ayah,
bullshitcast scary the things you learned. See now, if an

(12:57):
artist see if an artist sang like in the in
the in the nineties, the two thousands, it would make sense, yeah,
to be saying on summer sixteen nine, but it didn't
make sense for Brian Adams, who was nine at the time.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Is this sort of like how I grew up listening
to Nicki Minaj where the years were all fuzzy like that?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, all fuzzy.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh man, dude, I got an invite to a wedding.
Another one, yet another wedding. Well, another one is on
another one Long Island? Is it on Long Island?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Again? In the drive two hours? Yeah? No, this one's
up in Westchester.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh okay, another long drive another Yeah, Well that's okay.
I like Westchester. Westchester is best Chester. I'm a big
fan of Rockland and Westchester because I don't go up
there often enough, but when I do go there, I
find some solace in peace.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I feel like it's Oh, it's very nice.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's it's wonderful, and it's so close a nice rural
area not that far from an Not rural, it's suburbia.
I mean, come on now, rural, dude, Rural is like Barstow, California.
Come on anyway, So yes, so I got I got
a wedding invite, yet another.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
One where period the word I'm gonna read you. The
definition of rural. Rural refers to areas outside of towns
and cities characterized by lower population density UH and more
natural landscape. Westchester is rural, Like it's rural.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's not rural. It's not rural.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's I consider it's a suburb, suburbs, suburbs, suburbs, a suburb.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's not rural. When I think rural.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I think of like the middle of the desert somewhere,
a little town of five thousand people.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
That's rural.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
No, come on, they include they include urbanized hold on
closely linked to the definition of so.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
By that, by that logic, Clifton, New Jersey, is rural.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
The US Census Bureau defines rural as any population, housing,
or territory not included within an urban area. West Chester
is not part of the tri state area, not that
far up.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
It.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
So Cherry Hill is rural because it's not in Philly. Yeah,
get the fuck out of here. Come on, rural, it's
not rural.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
You Cherry Hill, New Jersey have a subway system. No,
but it's not. It's a suburb. That's what r I
didn't really make the way rural up.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I would never use it in any sentence because I'd
sound stupid if I called it rural.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
If you say that to anybody out loud, I'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Would you say that Westchester has open spaces? Yes, okay?
And natural landscape of course, beautiful?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Thank you. Definition of rural, it's not rural. I don't
care it.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
On date, I'm reading multiple definitions. What is a simple
definition of We don't care what country. You wouldn't speak
it out last to a city or town. You wouldn't
say it out loud. That ain't If you live in Westchester,
please leave us a talk back and confirm that it's rural.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
It's not, it's the suburb. It's suburbs. Okay. Can a
rural area also be a suburb? Of course?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
The answer is yes, but you can't. A suburb can't
be a rural area, though. Is that the question you
want to ask.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, I'm okay. If you go to the southern part
of Westchester, that's not that's not rural. But Westchester goes
up pretty far north.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
No, no, because then it gets cut off by Dutchess
County or there's other there's other counties in there. Right,
once you go above Westchester, right, Dutchess.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I'm not going to west Chester.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
If you go to Puttnham Putnam County, that's still not rural.
That these are suburbs you were talking about, the suburbs
Orange County, go above Gay, go in Rockland, Rockland County.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Rockland County's rural. No scary.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
A kid from Brooklyn Staten Island is rural compared to Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Come on, it's not anyway, I digress. I got a
wedding coming out aggress, Yeah, up by the cows.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Go ahead. So and it says on the card black tie.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh, it's bad enough that my entire life all like
the option. It's the money has been going in one
direction out, never money coming in, because I've never had
a celebration of a wedding of my own. And it's
of course it's by my own device for my own devices,
by my own devices. But here we are again, okay,
and with another with another wedding that I'm going to

(17:29):
go to, and it says black tie, which means because
I don't have a black tie, I don't have a
tuxedo that would qualify. Looks like I'm gonna have to
go do another rental. And it just sucks because who
are people to dictate if the wedding should be black tie?

(17:50):
Is that a little bit uh selfish?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
What do you think? I don't that means tuxedo. For guys,
that means a top. I'm not kidding. I'm not the
one married.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
My wedding, if I remember correctly, was black tie optional
or sometimes sometimes it may have been black tie preferred,
if I remember correctly.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
But as soon as you say the word preferred, you
pretty much mean you better wear black tie.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
You're gonna look for Well. No, there were people at.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
My wedding that didn't wear tuxedos, and we didn't borrow
them from it. But the family I married into is
a black tie type of family. They like, they like
dressing up, they like black tide. That was you know, so, uh,
my wedding was black tie. But I bought a tuxedo
for my wedding after after I rented a tuxedo for
my wife's oldest sister and middle sister. So I needed tuxedos.

(18:42):
I rented, rented, then I bought, and then whenever there
was a black tie wedding, I was thrilled because I
had a tuxedo, like, oh, I'm done, I just throw
a tuxedo want him to do I have to think
about anything. I had a vest and a matching bow
tie whatever. I was set. Now that tuxedo is long
gone because it's out of style. So now when somebody

(19:02):
says black tie, I'm like, all right, well that's that's
another two hundred dollars and I gotta give you a gift.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
So doesn't that beg the question.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Shouldn't the maximum people require at the wedding be black
tie optional? So this way they can because everyone with
black tie optional, at least you know everyone's gonna come
nice and neat. I know you want people well dressed
for your affair. I get all that. I understand it's
your day. Blah blah blah. Everyone's going the talkbacks is
gonna start rolling in now. But at the end of

(19:31):
the day. I think the maximum you should demand in
a wedding it should be black tie optional. This way,
you know you're gonna everyone's going to be in a suit,
but they don't have that. It doesn't have black suit mandatory.
It doesn't have to be a tuxedo. Although I don't
own a black suit, so I still have to go
out and get a suit. Well, hold on a second,

(19:52):
it's black tie optional. Does that mean you need a
black suit? It does, right, yeah, yeah, pretty sure, But
it doesn't mean you need a tuxedo. I can get
away with a black suit, all right. I think that's
the I think. I don't think you should be demanding
anything more of your guests, but to say black tie period,
that pretty much insists that all the guys have to

(20:14):
be in a tux and like some people can't afford that.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Well, looking at the definition of black tie optional, by
the way, the black suit or navy.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Okay, black okay, So that's fine.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Intends it depends if if it's it's in a.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Rural area or not. What does it mean for women?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
They have to wear a cocktail dress. Cocktail dress, but
a black one. I guess black tie this black. That
means a black dress, so it's a blackout.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's pretty much. Well, let me ask you this.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
If you go to a destination wedding, right, let's say
you have to fly to Aruba, do you give the
same amount of a gift as you would if you didn't
have to fight Arubah.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I probably back off a little bit because, Okay, if
I'm paying for my fly, hold on it.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Let me break this down.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
It's all I needed. I don't need to break down.
I just needed a guess. Yes, yes, you paid less. Okay,
So then, by the same token, if I have to
spend two hundred dollars renting a tuxedo, I should give
less of a gift because you demanded I spend money
on something else.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Nah, it don't work like that. You canhy not. You
just said it did. You just said it did. Don't
be chinsey No, because it's chintz.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
It's chintz, not chance hinzy, it's chintzy. Well, what you
just said, if I have to pay for a plane ticket,
I'm gonna give less of a gift. Yes, So if
I have to pay for a tuxedo, I can give
less of a gift.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
No, because a destination wedding requires you to book a flight,
book a hotel, it's a bigger it's a bigger financial
commitment by far.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
So if let's say, let's say you would normally give
two hundred and fifty dollars for a wedding, let's say
as a number, and you have to go to a
destination wedding, how much are you given two hundred one
seventy five for if I normally give too few fifty,
normally give you fifty, probably one fifty.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
So if I'm going to a wedding and I normally
give two hundred, yeah, but it's black tie, maybe I
give one fifty. Proportionally, I gotta drop it a little bit.
You know, you're a token, but you're not. You're not
going out of town. You're not you're not booking travel
like that, you bo it's about spending money. If you
have to spend money on a flight and you're back

(22:23):
in the gift off, why can't I back the gift
off because you made me rent a two hundred and
fifty dollar tu.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Say, I understand your your logic, but you want me
to give you more money.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I think that sports jacket you gave you three you know, whether.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
You have it in your wardrobe or not is on
you like like, but you can't. But that's also why.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I have acentage hold on what percentage of American man
own a tuxedo?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I think we're on the same side of this argument, though, because,
as I said in the beginning of this conversation.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Thirty three percent around. Studies show there abound thirty three percent.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Of man, So the other sixty six have to actually know.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thirty three percent of men say
they don't own a suit.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Oh wow, Okay, so that's sixty six too.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
But but I think again, I was looking out for
everybody else, the softer side of skiy hello, and I
was trying to explain that I don't think it's right
that they're demanding black tie because they're making assumptions that
everybody has a tuxedo. So, but if you're going to
rent it, I don't think you take away from the

(23:33):
gift at that point.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I do think that you're.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Renting a flight.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
That's just do a lot more money to and a
lot more of a commitment for time and money.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
So you took off some money for a flight. I
could take off some money for a tuxedo. You're just
frustrated because you know I'm right. You know I'm right, Slices,
let me talked about I don't. Yeah, but it's not
just about being right or wrong.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I what about, hey, Slices, how do you feel about
demanding black tie no option?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
How do you feel about that in a wedding?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Is hald I just want to give a flip side
because I want to play both side. I want to
be fair of both sides. Okay, if you're having a
black tie wedding, then the place you're having it in
had better be black tie level. Yeah, that I agree,
fair that, I agree with that, I agree with Okay,
So I've told this story before, but just as a
reminder in case you're not. You know, I caught up
with all three hundred third three episodes and you listening
at order, which you shouldn't. I would say, play the jingle,

(24:28):
listen to order jingle, but scared doesn't bring those home.
I was invited a long time ago to a wedding
that was black tie optional, and I had my tuxedo
from my wedding. I don't know if you remember this story,
but I'll tell it again real quick. So I was excited.
I wore my tuxedo to the wedding. Other than the
wedding party, I was the only person wearing a tuxedo.

(24:50):
The place was not a nice like black tie level place.
It was fine, It was fine. It was average at best.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
It was fine.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I don't count other people's money, boogie brew but no,
not you. But it was it was such. I was
such a sore thumb.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
There were people in like powder blue suits, tan suits, white,
you know, like all colors, not even dark colors. Every
time the photographer gathered the wedding party for photos, they grabbed.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
They pulled you in because you yeah, there was.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Five five guys in me or six guys in me.
I was the other tuxedo, so like, oh, let's go,
uh wedding party photos. I was the only asshole that
showed up in a tuxedo at a at a.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Black times options.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
This this this wedding was suit optional. Suit optional. That's
a level of wedding.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
But but they called for black tie optional in the
in the in hoping for the best, hoping, But now
you can't do that, not if it's not up to
that level.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
The place where the wedding was was not It was
not a catering hole. It wasn't a black tie level.
And I'm not I'm not judging people's ability to spend money.
We all have different levels, you know. I if I
had to throw a bar minsa right now, it would
it would.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Be not black tie.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
So okay, So my point is you have to if
they live up to the black tie level of expectation
in the catering and the food and the music and entertainment,
then I don't feel as bad renting a talks because
it's a night out. You're like, all right, well I
went out for a night that I wouldn't normally have had.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
So if we're going to a gala or a ball
or something, to me, those are the times that you
reserve for the black tie.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
If I'm going to the Emmys, yes I'll rent the
talk all right, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm
going to the Radio Air Awards, like we used to
go to those.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I won every year.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
It was great for Best Parody. But I didn't wear
a I didn't wear like a wearing tux. No, I
wear a suit and jacket how do we address to
the the Podcast Awards when we were up for Best
Comedy Podcast that year?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh, I wore a blue sport jacket over a purple shirt. Yeah,
I wore a sport jacket as well, but all right, well.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
We'll look good.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
We walked the red carpet that night. That was uh,
that was the Anuary of twenty nineteen, I believe. So
here we are how long it's been since we've been nominated?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Now now we are six years later, episode of three,
three hundred and thirty three episodes in.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
And this is where we.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Just remind her who do we finish second behind Joe Rogan?
Joe Rogan who wasn't as big a podcaster or as
he is now. Yeah he was big, but we're not,
like you know what, We're on the same trajectory, Brody. Yes,
we're on the Joe Rogan's coattails.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I cannot wait. I'm going to take some of his
mushrooms right right now. Listen.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
If you think about it, if there was another Podcast
Award and it was us and Joe Rogan, we would
lose again to him. Still, we're consistent.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
We are the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
We will be right back was there someone you wanted
to get on the phone. Yeah, Danielle, he said, remind you,
Oh Danielle, Yeah, right right Danielle.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh what is she saying? Hold on, I'm trying to
see if she wants to be on the Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Boys pods Danielle from the Elvis durand.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Danielle from the Big Show. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Oh, she's she's back to back with appointments. Ah, we
are recording. We are recording now, record because she had
a nice take on what we're about to talk about.
We were recording now, no chance at grabbing you, hey
hey for five minutes. Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
She she's she's She did tell me it was a
busy day for her. She's not.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I promise you she's not avoiding us because she told
me at five o'clock this morning the kind of day
she was having, and I knew she is back to back.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Okay, so I guess not.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
But anyway, so we had that all female flight on
Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin that went.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Out in the Penis rocket.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Into space for the eleven minute ride. H Yeah, no,
she she's going. Oh I think she's headed to the
Guino or whatever.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Anyway, but she can't talk on the phone and she's
going to the Ghino's in the g.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I don't know, but imagine that. No, I think she's
she may be in the stirrups already. Who knows, I
don't have nose. Oh my god, I forgot her son
listens to this. My god, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
So once you know, some mother was puts her feet
and startups.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I'm sorry, Spencer. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Anyway, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. But anyway,
she's uh she I don't even know what she's at
the kind of I just made that up. She's at
the dock house anyway, So that said, uh so, yeah,
So they had the female flight, all female flight.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
First of all, I feel so bad for the two.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Female scientists that were on board because they got no
love in any fucking story that I heard, any headline.
And I've been coming, I've been everywhere with this story,
and I want to keep hearing. Is Gail King, Katie Perry,
and Lauren Sanchez the wife or fiance of Jeff Basis
right whatever, her girl friend.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Let me ask you, quot Let me ask you a question.
If you're Jeff Bezos and you already got divorced and
your wife, your wife got like a hundred.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I know what you're gonna say, you bastard. I know
you're gonna say.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Hold on, let's say you're engaged to Lauren Sanchez, right,
but you decided that you didn't do you didn't get
a pre nap is and you're like, you're done with her.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
You don't want to give her half your money.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
You don't give her any money.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Send her up in the rocket.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
If she goes up in her rocket and and something
happens to the rocket, you're off the hook.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Right. Yeah. I hate thinking that. Man, that's terrible. Stop.
I wouldn't a way.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
To get rid of an that, like you want to
break up with someone, you put him in a rocket,
David Brodie, Ladies and gentlemen, you know what I thought it.
I would never I would never do that you verbalize.
I'm just I'm just thinking that if and by the way,
it's Bezos. I don't know why people call him Bezos.
I don't understand, so I will Bezos.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, now I think that.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I I think that he was trying to also have
her up there, just so it could give everybody a
sense of calm. Who goes with her, because like, Okay,
if it's good enough to send up.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
You know your you know you're you're better half.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Then yeah your fiance or whatever, Yeah, then then it's
good enough for Katy Perry. But the two scientists that
were there that I feel bad because they totally got
like looked over, glossed over.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
And I don't even know their names. I don't know
who they are, but well you're guilty of it.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Listen, let's preface this. This conversation is going to get
people to leave talkbacks. You're either going to be like, fuck, yeah,
brody and scary, scary and brody, I agree with you, yeah,
or you're going to be mortified at some of the
things we're going to say.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well, I'm going to say maybe, well I'm going to
say this what I said on the air, just to
be consistent because people listening to The Big Showy they
already heard this. We talked about this and have a
chance of Yeah, we talked about let me go ahead.
So we talked about it and the reason why we
wanted to have Danielle on because she was extremely opinionated
about it, and Danielle feels the way I feel, and
that is big whoop. What did they really accomplish? To me,

(31:42):
all this was was women going up into what the space?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
They broke the sound barrier.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
People, these people right going into space yep, on what
I call a fancy, expensive amusement park ride. Because they
were back in eleven minutes. And they may have been
space tourists, whatever the hell you want to call them.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
They were there for a very short time.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
They paid a lot of money to be a part
of this, and that's it, and they're not they are not.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
To be Constanchez didn't pay a penny.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, they should not be considered astronauts. They're not astronauts.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
And I don't think I'm gonna get a lot of
and and Danielle was like, yeah, right on, and and
Gandhi was like yeah, right on, And even the whole
show was pretty much on the same side of it.
I don't know why people are calling them astronauts. And
and I know Gail King, Gail King, yeah, was because
I know that the Internet was a blaze with a

(32:37):
similar similar vibe an opinion. And she went on and
she blasted those people, so she had a lot to say.
She clapped back at at everybody who had anything negative to.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Say, so Gail King.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Gail King said, I don't feel comfortable calling myself an astronaut.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
You know why, Yeah, because you're not. That's why, for
of all, don't make a big deal about how you're
glaming it up to go into space.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
You're taking makeup shots and you show all what kind
of makeup you're going to be wearing, and have my
hair done. Astronauts don't put makeup on and do their hair,
right's let's be.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
They also had three days of training for this. They
didn't train for years.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
How to sit, how to sit?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
So what happens?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
So?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Wait? What was the the what did they say? It
was the first? Uh, that woman in space? What was the.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Ethnicity on one of It's no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
There was one of them that their ethnicity was like
this the first so and so in space.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
But I don't know. Imagine you are.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
A nineteen sixty five Russia had an all women's space mission, right, No,
but it was.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
These were the first. I don't know anyway, there was
one woman with whatever the ethnicity was. People like, what
if what if someone who's an astronaut goes up into
space and actually does something like really really major and
something very accomplished, and they get the credit because this
other person, did you know what I'm saying, like.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
So again I think should carry daughters.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I think these are the people saying, oh, like Gail
and was like, oh, this is such a role model
experience for young girls. No, the women who are astronauts
who fly the Space Shuttle, the woman who was in
the Space station butch uh wasn't butching whatever, the people

(34:29):
that were up in the space station for six months, whatever,
those astronauts, those are role models. What you did was
you went on an expensive ride.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
That's what it was. You what you think? Okay, if you.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Know was did not defend that. She actually went after
people who called it that she was. She was very
critical of everybody.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
You said, think she's a big deal what she did.
How don't you think it's a big deal what she
did is Katie Perry thinks thinks she's she reinvented the earth.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah, they all very listen, let's be proud. I mean,
I guess, I mean I broke.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
The sound barrier as as as I read on many
posts on social media.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
If so, I'm quoting them. If you fly in a plane,
you're not a pilot.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Right, Okay, you flew. You flew on a plane that
went higher than a normal plane. You went on a
rocket ride and it came back down with a parachute.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
It was a rock.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
I pushed the buttons. You didn't steer it. You did
nothing towards the successful failure of the mission. You spend
twenty eight million dollars I think on a ticket whatever
it was that Oprah fronted the money for for gae.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Well, listen, it takes It takes a lot of balls
to get into a rocket and go up.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yes, I GRETI for that. I'm with you on that
as well.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
But there are people who faced five six g's and
trained for months and years and and their lives studying
aeronautics and science and and algebra and trigger.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
That is what I'm.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Sajectory and and do all the things to do to
be to look. I'm going to read you the definition
of astronauts.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
So this is another rural thing that you're gonna throw
at me right now.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
An astronaut is a person, trained, equipped, and developed by
a human space flight program to serve as a commander
or crew member of bought a spacecraft. Although generally reserved
for professional space travelers, the term is sometimes applied to
anyone who travels at space, including scientists, politicians, journalists, and tourists.
Astronaut technically applies to all human space travelers, regardless of nationality.

(36:38):
Astronauts fielded by Russia or the Soviet Union typically noticed
that is cosmonauts.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
That's the term.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Is that from wiki because somebody must have added that
jargon at the end.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I can get you another another definition. I don't want
Merriam Webster a person whose profession is to travel beyond
the Art's atmosphere. On Wednesday introduced group of Astronauts. It
has chosen for upcoming missions any person who travels beyond
the Earth's atmosphere. So broadly the broad definition. So William
Shatner in that moment, at least one thing became certain.

(37:11):
Yes a non so he said he was an astronaut,
So non broadly you could put it under the umbrella
of astronaut.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
But I think it's offensive. Uh, it's offensive to astronauts
who dedicate their life to this. Let's face it, point blank.
That's the end of the story. Yeah, don't you don't
you agree?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah? I think so I think there's space. There was
space tourists. Yeah, I had surgery. I'm not a doctor.
I was operated on. That doesn't mean you know that
I'm a medical edge.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well listen, great, good, good for them. I mean I
wouldn't have the ball. I would not have the balls
to get into a rocket. So hell no, No, would
not do it. Hell no personally No. But if even
if it like if okay, scare, let mess you a question.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
They were brave to do it. I'll give them that.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
If going on Blue Origin meant you could get into
any club for the rest to your life, like automatic
access to any club, any hotel, any resort, you could
just walk in and they're like, oh I was on
Blue Origin. They give you a little card and you
have all access you go to get. You could get
a reservation at any restaurant the rest.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Of your life, key to the city everything. I'm not
giving you a key to the city. I gave you
every restaurant reservation. Reconsider it so you would go up?
Ah No, I probably wouldn't. Nah, Nah, not worth it.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Still wouldn't. Nah.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
There's nothing nothing like it offer you. What if I
gave you run flat tires on another car with the
tire package. What if Blue Origin had the tire package,
would you then had the rocket package?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Okay? With scary and vote, I feel.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Like we could have gone on for another twenty minutes.
I'm glad we didn't. Yeah, I just, you know, the
Katy Perry thing. A guy like Katie, even though I
once had to bump her from the show. I like Katie,
like having met her like six or seven times.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh, she's she's sweet. I love her too, and she's
quirky and fun.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I can't speak to the reaction you have looking down
on earth from that height.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, I can't. It's probably quite like unbelievable. Yeah, and
and I love I should say we're friends with Katie.
I mean, Katie gives me a going to kiss every
time she sees me. She's yeah, same. I don't know
if you remember me now it's been a few years,
but she did at the time. Always Katie Perry is terrific,
really wonderful young. When she was young, she was wonderful,

(39:35):
and she got older, she was wonderful. Like she didn't
change as she got more famous.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
She's not no way, She's still she's still a real one.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
But I was just that were a little unusual, like
what do you want me to you were happy we
didn't go on with that topic, and we cut.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
It right there after she landed gru origin. Now Brody's
doubling down.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Now, let me see if I could pull this up.
We're scary is gonna go?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
I can't hear it. It's not loud enough.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
It's not gonna be because your equipment is trash.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh I hear it. What do you know?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I feel super.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
I feel super connected to love, so connected to love.
I think this experience has shown me you never know
how much love is inside of you, like how much
love you have to give, and how loved you are
until the day you launch.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
That's great, that's poignant. I don't have a problem. I
don't have a problem with love.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
How are you connected to love because you were higher
up than we are?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I don't know. I don't. I can't explain it because
I wasn't up there. I think because.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
When you're up there, you realize that all the family
and all the love and everything you know is on
earth and it's not up.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
There with you. There's nothing up there.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
When you go up there, you see like, okay, great, okay, son.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Love by being up there, what she's saying, she was
more connected to love because she was.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Up I thought, maybe that's not that how that's how
she felt when she got back, she felt like the
sense of love.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I don't know, but I feel like when you're up
there and all you have is just this quiet and
you're looking out, you're like, wow, I'm alone, and so
you realize it makes you appreciate the people on earth more.
I don't know, I'm trying to interpret it.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Have you ever been on that slingshot ride that have
like that at the pier like they and they always
have videos of of people. You get in the chair
and it's slingshots up in the air. Fucking never, no way, never,
you can't get me on that thing. I feel like
that's what they did. I feel like they just went
a little higher, right, That's what they did. They got
into a thing and it went up. Yeah, and where's

(41:49):
the footage?

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Where?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Where where is their.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Footage from their cameras or from like, it hasn't been
a lot. I would think there'd be a lot of footage.
You'd be posting on Instagram all the whole.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, I mean, especially since we landed on the moon, right,
I mean, you think about it, we would have.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
We didn't, but we did nineteen We landed on the.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Moon, and we have all that, all that great footage,
and then.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
They didn't have Samsung and iPhones.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
But my point is, but you can't. You can't have
footage on this. You can't have footage on this.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
That's what I'm saying, this footage from the Moon.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I think that's That's what I'm saying. You have in
nineteen sixty nine technology. If we landed on the Moon,
we have all that technology, We have all those I mean,
we had all that.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
A little bit of footage inside the castle. Katy Perry
was promoting her tour. You would think that list.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
You would think that you could buy something on Amazon
that would you could put inside the rocket.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
I would think Amazon would give it to you for free,
considering it's an.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Amazon, right, That's what I would say. That's what I meant.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Of course, that's my I thinkured it would take two
days for them to go and come back.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
But no, I don't know. Okay, we can move off
this now.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
You think they're doing a documentary, that's why they're holding
back all the footage like Amazon, like Prime Video is
gonna have a documentary.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
No, it's an eleven minute ride, a space ride.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, but if you're watching a slow motion it's could
be twenty three, twenty five, forty minutes. Yeah, but you
wouldn't do it under any circumstances. Nah, Na, okay, I
don't even like flying in a plane.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Yeah, So what what's going on? What do you got?
You actually have a lot. Someone he's putting on the
orange glasses. Stop that stop.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I want to ask you, well I had, So do
you want to hear about a news story from my
Brooklyn boys friends or the tragedy that happened to me
at the Chinese restaurant? Always a tragedy because from tragedy
we know comes comedy.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
So last night I had a craving for some Chinese food,
Like that's what? What?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
What?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
What's going to be dinner? Chinese food is dinner. So
I went to my place, my place where I've been
going for I don't know twenty five years. My people,
my place, your people, I call it my go it's David.
They know my order pretty much. At least they know
how I like my food, right, no vegetables. Now it's
a husband and wife and occasionally the sun works there.
Everybody has that Chinese restaurant. They used to have a

(44:09):
little kid like sitting there doing his homework. Well, this
kid grew up in the twenty five years I've been
going there. Now he works there. Occasionally the guy makes
the lomaine. The husband a little bit better than the wife.
She's fine, but the husband uses more sauce whatever. So
it's always a little moisture. So I always hope that
he's more.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Hold on a second moisture moister moisture, Yeah, it has
you know more. I don't think that's a word moisture, moisture.
It's moisture that yes, it is more moist moister than that.
You can say more moist You can't.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Say more moisture, but you could say moisture.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
No, you could say, you say more moisture. Hold On,
you can say more nose, you can say more moist
They can say more moist.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
It's moisture a word. No, it's more moist Is moisture
a word? It's thinks I'm saying moisture. Hold on, No,
it's not I'll type it.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Certainly not you weren't. You must have been absent that day.
It's more moist.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Adjective comparative adjective slightly wet, damp or humid moisture. Well
so then so then if something's the moist the most moistiest,
is it moistest? If it's the most moist, is it
moist it's moistest? Yes, yes, come on, I never heard
that term. By the way, I fucking hate the word moist.
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Okay, it was juicy here?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Stop it?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, yeah, that's better. Don't use the word moisure when
when I walked here last night. It's a horrible word.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
I call on the phone and she answered the phone,
which she answered the phone most of the time. Even
though he's there and her English is not great, he
speaks English much better than she does. I think I
may have mentioned this before. But when I get there,
she's behind the counter, my bags on the counter, ready
to go. She's there, and another woman around her age
is there also. I've never seen her before.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Now, I don't know if she's hanging out like her
friend's hanging out, you know, maybe it's to.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Bring your friend to work day. I don't know, but
she's and there also. So I get my food and
I get the car.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I go home.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Now I order my food on the phone. You know
how I ordered my food roast poke, Lomono vegetables.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Right, So last night I ordered, among other things, small
roast pork, Lomono vegetables, lord roast pork, fried rice, no vegetables.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
She goes.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
So when I said small, she was small. Yep, she
went large yep, lodge. Okay, I got it home. I
open up the lo main, It's terrific. I open up
the fried rice. It's got vegetables in it.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Scary wom I have? I ordered the same food the
same way for twenty five years. They know me by name.
How do you put vegetables?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Now?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
The question is was she distracted by her friend being there?
Or did a friend make my fried rice?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Could have been the friend.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
So I'm devastated because now I've got bean sprouts and
onions and my fried rice. I don't want to have
to deal with this, but I want to eat. I'm
not gonna not eat. I'm not going to drive back.
I'm fifteen seventeen minutes away from this place now since
I moved.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Did you pick it out? So? Wait? A minute.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
So I started picking it out, and I'm like, this
is too much effort. It's too much effort. So I
called back and I saw so I said. I said, hello,
this is David, and uh, you made a mistake. There's
vegetables in my large rost pork fried rice. So she says,
large ross pork fried rice for vegetables.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
No, No, I'm not ordering a large roast No, no,
this is David.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I just picked up my order. I ordered a large
roast pork fried rice. No vegetables.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
There's vegetables in my pork fried rice?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
What else do you want? I want?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I want my money back. You made a mistake, She says,
you want money back? Yes, come now. I said, I
can't come now. I'm going to eat dinner. We'll come
today for a refund, so I said. So I said, no,
i'll come back. I'll come back in a few days. No,
few days, come now, So I said, no, I'll come

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in a few days and get my refund. Oh, you
can give you another fried rice, but I'm not coming now.
No refund in a few days. Refund?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Now, Well, what what happens in a few days that
makes the refund invalid?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
So I said why why Now she was bring back rice,
bring back the rice. So she wanted me to come
now so I can bring the rice back and show
her his vegetables and then she'll give me my fried rice.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
These are people that know you for all these years.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yes, I said, I said, look, you know you put
vegetables in my fried rice. You weren't that busy. I
was the only person who picked up just not you know,
it was me. So says, well come now, I like,
I'm not coming now.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
She's treating you like a stranger.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
So then I then then then it dawned on me, scary.
This is my favorite Chinese restaurant. Yes, there's certain items
there that nobody makes the way they do.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Okay, you really want to start with them? You really
want to do that?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
If I brody this, yep, I may end up getting
a free bottle of soda, but I may never get
my food again.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, no, you will get me black bull. You will
be blown out, blown out of that. I'm not worried
about them spitting in my food before You're like they're.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Gonna spit You could cliche, you could, You can worried
about consider yourself like disinvited from ever buying ordering from
there again. I would I would weigh your options very carefully.
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
So I said, all right, well, thank you very much,
you have a good night, and I stood there for
twenty minutes picking onions and sprouts.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Chinese restaurant one Brody zero. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Now people are gonna say that's calm and for the
grape soda, because that's I understand that that's not the
same Chinese restaurant. These are my friends. These are people.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I hired this son to do construction in my house
once he has a construction coming. By the way, I'm
family for them. I went to wait a minute, one
last question. How do you make my roast pork low main,
no vegetables, and then make my roast pork fried rice
and put vegetables in it?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
They did you make the fried rice first and then
say fuck it? For a minute.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Did they make the fried rice first with vegetables? And
they were like, fuck it, gonna make the low main properly.
He did say no, oh shit, and they're like, fuck it.
Maybe he won't notice the vegetables and the fried rice.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
They didn't want to do it again. They didn't.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
They didn't screw you on purpose. They absolutely they made it.
It doesn't matter what they made first. It was an accident.
They didn't do it on purpose. Why would they want
to piss you off? Ordered trimple lobster source, no vegetables,
one ton, they jump soup, no vegetables, roast pork, low
maino vegetables, roast pork, fried rice vetu.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Why would you put vegetables in one of the items.
You know why? Because you are a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
You're the only person who orders fried rice with no
vegetables in it. The whole point of fried rice is
you get all the things, all the things on the
point of fried rice.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Hear me out, now, hear me out. You know what
the point of fried rice is, the fried rice and
the pork and egg. If it's a good Chinese ruce.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
So then you know something.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I don't mean filler. Don't get me cheap filler you
threw in it. It makes me colorful.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Bean sprouts, don't want them, love bean sprouts, carrots, all
of that stuff onions you don't want on your little
I don't want on you know, little pieces of scrambled
egg in the in the in the fried.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Egg and pork.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yes, I don't want vegetables in my fried rice. The
point is I had a step away.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I had to back away slowly from the phone before
I fucked myself forever. There is a wonderful Chinese restaurant
that is that what the name of it, by the way,
is called wonderful with my dad. It was in that
drip ball parking lot in Freehold, New Jersey called Kings
and there Brody, my Dad and I sat there. We

(51:43):
had lunch, yep, old school. It was like we were
like a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn, like the ones that
they used to make in the sixties and the seventies
and the eighties.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
They all went out of business. This is one of
those classic ones. Cloths.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
You get there, you sit down and you get a
pile of deep fried noodles with the hot with the
hot mustard that burns your nose out, and the duck
sauce next to it, and then they give you the
tea kettle with it with tea, and it was oh,
it was foreno hold on the ribs, Brody, with the
spare ribs that you love that that taste, I can

(52:15):
taste it.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Right now, oh my god, it was so last time
I was there, they were still serving food in the
dome the metal dome dishes. Did they have those when
you were there?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
No metal dome? Yes, yes, the wait no, eight, I
can't think. Oh you know, I think they were. They
think they had a dome over the dish.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
That's it for me.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
If you have the metal dome dishes. The dish itself
was not dome. Oh I know you're talking about. No,
it was not. Sorry, it were regular dishes. But okay, Brody,
you love this place. There's also a place called peaking,
the Peaking House, a peaking.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Oh, that's the strip club up the block.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Now, people, you're peaking in.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
No, there's another place in Freehold that's even that they
say is even better, but it's it's a little more
boogie than this place.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
This is one of those old school, no frills Chinese.
A couple of them on Root nine.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I think it's Route nine in Freeholder one thirty. There's
a couple of places.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Because my mom used to this is nine. This is nine.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
There's two places, the one you mentioned, another one forget
the name of it, at Pink table cloths and also
old school vibe really good food. Oh now I'm hunger, so.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Fucking hungry, right, my boy? All right, so now let's
see here.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Oh you know I'm going I'm going on vacation, Brody,
You're going back to Cali.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I don't think so. I've headed to Uh have you
ever been to ten Reef?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
No, I've been to I've been to seven a Reef.
I couldn't afford ten Reef.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Tenor Reef is part of the Canary Islands and it's uh,
it's a province of Spain, so it's owned by Spain.
And these islands are off the coast of Africa. It's
like if you look on a map, the Canary Islands
are like next to like Morocco in Africa, and you
it makes you wonder, like how the.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Fuck the Spain? You know? Going to a new place, yeah,
going to a new place. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
So that's the point of what I was about to say,
is ah, look at you. I'm going here because I've
never been. This is part of a promise. I'm an
ongoing promise I made to myself to do less of
things that I've done before and more things that are new,
Like I want to I want to see more of Asia.
I want to go to Japan and there, you know, Japan.
I want to go see more of Europe. But yeah,

(54:25):
so Tall Darren you remember by Buddy Tall Darren. Yeah,
he's the short guy, right, but he lives in Yeah,
he lives in London and uh he says that it's
London's Florida.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
So basically, like.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
A lot of British people, a lot of people from
France and Spain, when they go on vacation, they'll fat
to Florida. They fly to they fly to uh like
it's like us going to It's like a New Yorker
going to Miami.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
That's the analogy.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
It's not London's Panhandle of Florida.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
No Florida. No, it's it's London's Miami.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
I'd love to see those people in British accents.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
But they all go to you know, they go to Abiza,
they go to uh Mayorca, Myorca, Minorca. Those are Spanish
islands the south of France. But this is one of them.
This is a part of Spain.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
People don't know this. My Orca is a dolphin. I
don't know if you know that.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Oh did you just learn that? You just learned that. No,
the last the lifetime, you learned that.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yeah, yeah, that orcas are actually dolphins. But when I
say dolphins, I meant like traditional gray dolphins.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
But okay, So I'm headed out and I think we're
gonna try and save money by sharing a room.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
But I'm in as it turns out.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
As it turns out, a lot of these places they
just have king beds. So am I gonna like share
a bed with tall Darren? Yeah? Yeah, fine, he's not
why Darren fatn't want to share a bed with?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
But tall Darren?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Right, we've done it once before. But like it's kind
of is it odd that we're gonna share? We may
share a bed. No, we're grown ass men. We're not
twenty you know, we're not college kids. We're not Have
you and I shared a bed? I think we may
only shared a room. We shared rooms.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
We might have shared a bed long time ago. I
feel like we did. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
know how I feel about it. So I wanted your opinion.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
No, I don't think down's gonna I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
No, it's I'm not saying anything. No, No, Brody, come on,
we're both you know.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
I think you might damn successful, good looking guy.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Maybe, but look it is it weird? Is it awkward?
Is it weird? No? For two grown ass men?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Nah, I don't think it.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I don't think it. You think there's a problem with that?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
No, No, I don't. I think you're find all right.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Because some people like you're grown ass men. Get your
own rooms.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
I'm like, you know what your are you gonna be
out drinking and going to the beach and lotioning up?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Of course all that.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Oh well in that case, now, I'm not so sure.
I feel like, if you weren't told down, I'm gonna
get drunk. You know, anything's possible. Okay, all right, come on,
all right, let's let's watch White Lotus. He's like a
brother to you.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Any Oh. Oh, I heard what happened with the two brothers.
Oh my god, did you?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I didn't see the show, but I don't want to
give any spoilers away, But yeah, I heard some things.
I heard some things happen. Well, yeah, and a brother
sometimes comes in handy. That's all I'm going to say.
Oh my god, brother, I see their play on words.
All right, very nice. Let's move on before people crush us.
For giving away white lotus last break.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Right, this is it?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
So let me then then this this will be what
we ended on.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Scare.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
I want to know you're going to your boys, right,
my one boy? Yep, yep, yeah you boy. Okay, but
we had this conversation. Now we've already talked about treating
the girl at dinner. So oh we've talked about it,
all right, Yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Talked about it.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
If you by the way, if you got if you
don't listen to Slice time, always go back. We'll listen
to Slice Time for three thirty two.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Also, we are definitely done taking commentary on that because
we I mean, we just had like five six pages
of unfortunately anybody behind, anyone behind to get this all right?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
All right?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
So I I was talking to my friend we'll call
him paper Menu from the one who already wanted a
payper menu, and we went to lunch this week, Paper
Menu and guy moving to Florida. M right, We're like, oh,
let's get some lunch. So we met for lunch, the
three of us. And you know, they said they heard
the episode of us talking about, you know, picking up
the tab for the girl, and they thought it was

(58:29):
hilarious and whatever.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
He said.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
If you hate that brody, you're really going to hate
this other thing. We sometimes do, boy, I said, what
you should put this on your podcast. It might be
it might be a good topic. We do this sometimes
we do this, I said, what is well? Normally we
always pick. Normally we pay cash, as you know, but
sometimes when when a bunch of us squad to eat,
the bill is so much money that we have to

(58:54):
use credit cards, we don't have enough cash, we all
we all put the credit cards down. But because with
this same group of people mostly that go out together,
and sometimes there's one or two people that don't go
out with us a lot, but usually it's the same
five or six core people and then a couple of stragglers,
maybe we take all the credit cards and we throw
them into a hat where someone brings a bag and

(59:18):
we reach into the bag, and as we reach into
the bag, that person doesn't have to pay for dinner,
and then we reach in front of the card. He said,
because what happens is, he said, the way you play
credit card roulette normally is you reach into the bag
and whatever credit card you pull out pays the bill,
and everybody else leaves. Scott free. No, don't pay for anything.
But the way they do it is the reverse way. Yeah,

(59:41):
the last card in the bag pays. So there's the
tension in the relief. Every time a card is pulled out,
You're hoping it's your card, yes, and then if it's
like only two or three cards, you're like, oh fuck,
I may be paying for this dinner. So they said
what they do is if it's if it's like a
decent amount of money, the last card pays. If it's
an exceptional amount of money, the last two or three

(01:00:02):
cards pay, so that you're not stuck with like a
thousand dollar bill.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
By the way, I love that because that's what I
that's gambling. That's gambling right there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
It's like placing. It's placing of gambling.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Either dinner's going to cost you two hundred or it's
gonna cost you eight nine hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
That a game of chance, you would do that? Oh yeah,
fuck yeah, I love that. Ship I love it. I
live for that, okay kidding me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
What he said was the people who play all the
time odds are eventually you might win. Like if you lose,
eventually the next six you might not have to pay right.
But but I said, well, what about the guys only
come once? Like it's like, oh, let's invite Mike, and
Mike on he shows up once. If he has to pay,
he may never get his money back. They're like, well,

(01:00:49):
he had a chance of walking away for free meal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Here's what I didn't ask paper menu, and I should
have asked. I'm gonna ask, and I'll find out if
you pay. If you play credit card roulette and all
the and all the credit cards in the bag, if
there's a woman at the table, does she not put
the credit card in the bag? In other words, is
she out on the game? Also like, does she have

(01:01:16):
to not put her credit card in? I gotta find
that out. Okay, yeah, I gotta find that out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah you should.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
So the question is for the slices, would you play
this game if if the bill was like a thousand
dollars where you could either like get out of paying
one hundred or end up paying a thousand or two
people pay five hundred, would you take that risk to
avoid paying one hundred? Scar He says, he's in, I'm in.
You guys know my answer, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Of course, we didn't even have to ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
We already know, so I said, I said to pay
per menu. I said, hey, I call him Pape, Go
paye Pape. What if I'm at the table, I don't
throw my credit card in? He goes, did you automatically
paying the whole bill? I go, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't want that. He goes that you're out. He goes,
if you don't even play, you lose. You got to
get in so you can get out. Yeah, throw your

(01:02:05):
caught in and hopefully you don't. You don't get last,
you know, for the slices. I don't know when you're
going to be visiting Brooklyn anytime soon. But there's an
awesome classic old school red sauce italion in Coney Island
called Guard Giulio's, which Brody.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
And I have been to before. The bait clams are amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
By the way, my friend who's moving to Florida used
to work there, and we were talking about Guardjulio's at
lunch this week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
That's right, And then what happens is at Guard Julio's
and they do this as a no, they do this
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
What they do is how do you know? I was
talking to him. He said, that's right. How do you
know I was talking.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
About that's right, meaning that what Brody said is valid.
I validated your statement. And continuing on my thought, at
the end of each meal at Guard Julio's, when they
give you the bill, they also come around with a
like a container with a lot it's like a lottery
bind with about.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
With ninety nine or yeah, ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
I guess they balls or they it's almost like the
lotto or the little cubes whatever it is. They're numbered
from one to ninety nine. Okay, I think they're a
little small blocks, but they're one to ninety nine. And
the guy comes and he shakes up the thing, the container,
and then one person at the table picks the number
from one to ninety nine, and if you get the

(01:03:25):
number correct, the entire meal is on Guardjulio's. So there's
no it's just a fun thing that they do. It's
a it's a it's a gimmick. It's cute, it's kitchy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
But I hear that occasionally. I've heard that there were
people that have won this where all of a sudden,
all right, the checks on the on the restaurant, it's
on the house ninety nine cubes, yeah, whateppen, but a
bit chant one right, thank you? And you have to
guess what number and then reach in and see if
you can grab it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I guess no.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
No, they you you guess the number? What what numbers
are going to be? Guys? And the whole table comes
up fifty three, and then he shakes it up and
he pulls out in the first cube that comes out. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
It's like a lottery thing, a loto whatever. Whatever the
number comes, it's a random thing. Whatever one comes out,
if it matches, if it's a fifty three.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Right, Bill's on that free. Dinner is free.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
But there's no penalty for getting it wrong. No, there's none.
It's just a cute thing that they do. And what's
the penalty if you're from Brooklyn and you've eaten a
whole life?

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
But you still say the name of the place wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Isn't it called guard Julios? No, it's Grdulo's, isn't it?
That's correct? It is Guardulo's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
It's Guardulos. I know that because because one of the
owners is in my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, my bad, I called it. It's been a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Everybody in Brooklyn calls it gud Julio's, but it's guard
Gulo's Cardulos.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Anyway, it's one of those Brooklyn things. Oh, the food's great.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
There since Yeah, they're early nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
So if you ever go, you remember when you and
I were big deals at the Brooklyn Cyclones game, which
is the America the Mets Minor League.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
God Jewelo's used to bring the food in and cater
all the events. So whenever we were there and we
were eating God Jewelos.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Like crazy, ah, man, that was so much fun.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
We used to sit in the owner's suite back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Got Easter Sunday coming up for me, I'm gonna be
going to my sister's house. I'm deep in the hard
to passover right now, deep in the hard passover.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
So I ordered it. I ordered a rack of pork,
a rack of pork, Brodie. It's it's basic, by the way,
you'd think that would be the boobs of the pig.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
It's this long, it's got a fat cap on it,
and it's got all the it's got, you know, like
little bones like bone, pond bone, bone bone. No, it's
an uncut it's an uncut slab of pork not Jewish, Yes,
exactly right. And and when you slice them like spa ribs,
those are little those are pork chops. That's how you
get So anyway, it's a big thick. I can't wait

(01:06:00):
to dig into this. I ordered it from some company
that you know if I saw online, of course, so
I'll let you know how it is. But apparently this
is supposed to be a really good, high quality pork.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
And uh oh is it pre brined pork like your turkey?

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
It's like no, no, no, it's it comes from a
place called No Snake River Farms. They not a sponsor,
and they did not give it to me for free.
So yeah, so I ordered it from there. I'll let
you know how it goes. But we ordered it just
a place that's known for having bougie pork. Did you google,
like who has the boogie is?

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
It's it's it's actually called ku about a pork k
u r A B A t A. I don't know
what the fuck that means. How come you can pronounce
kurrabata but you can't pronounce guard Julos. I may be
guessing at that one too. Ku about a pork. I
guess it's a high quality pork. I don't know if
it was a grass fed pork or something. I don't
know it was a cleaner pig. I've got no idea.

(01:06:51):
All I know is we're gonna have rack of pork
for Easter. On my recommendation. I had it sent to
my dad's house. Are you looking up?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
It's cure about it what it can. By the way,
now I'm looking up. Where can I hold on?

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Where can I get bougie pork ribs ordered and sent
to me?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Days? Is it gonna? Say?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Snake River Farms And they have amazing dude, they have.
They have Their beef is supposed to be the found
a place called Four Rivers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
No Snake River Farms anyway. Snake River, Yeah, they do.
They specialize in beef. Anyway. My mouth is watering just
thinking about it. I'll let you know how it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
My sister is a little nervous because she's never cooked
this kind of item before, and she doesn't eat meat,
so she's just kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Never heard of a place called Wild Fork. Yes, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
They just opened up about twenty minutes from me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Okay, we're gonna do the things.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
This came up. It came up. It came up as
one of the good places to buy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Let's go for steak dinner. What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
No, it's a buy and cook. It's not a restaurant.
Oh okay, yeah, all right. Anyway, why are you taking
me for steak dinner?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Is that an offer? I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Huh? Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I don't know. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
I haven't made connections.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
We're out of time, Brodie, I was gonna ad you
that questions ship brocly do boys

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Brocoli brocly No boys proclam