The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #324

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #324 and earlier.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys podcast getting Slice reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Three yeah, and it's Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode
three twenty four and beyond.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Isn't that your job to remember what episode? Or was
it three twenty five?

Speaker 5 (00:40):
I don't know, Brody three twenty four?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
It was three twenty four, That's what I'm figuring. You know, Hey,
this is coming from the guy so slices.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
You would have had this podcast episode of Slice Time
about three minutes earlier. But I was having a problem
hearing Scary so he can hear me. So I say
to him what we could see each other on camera?
And I say, hey, I don't know what the problem is.
I you need to reset my sound settings. I can't
hear you.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
So he starts talking and moving his hands like he's
explaining to me what he thinks I should do. I
was trying to do my own scary sign language, right,
So I said, dumbass, I can't hear you, So you
explaining to me what I should do is not helpful
when I can't hear you.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
So thank you Scarry Jones for that very valuable help.
Hey anytime, Brady.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
The the jingle that we play for the Slicetime episodes, says,
tell all your friends you could be on?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Are you telling all your friends you could be on?
Are you? Are you? Are you doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
The jingle clearly says you should, right. It doesn't even
give you an option. It says, tell your friend, tell
all your friends you could be on Lifetime. I'd also
like to hear some from some new from from people
who've been like listening in on the Slice time but
haven't been participating, like.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
In addition to the regulars. In addition to the regulars. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
But oh oh, and by the way, we're little bit
of a contest here because I went, well, it's the
Brooklyn Boys versus the world.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
So if you listen to us to.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
The iHeart Radio app, please download the new version of
the iHeart Radio app and set us as your preset
number one. I need that message to clearly be out
there because the heads of the heads of our company
are watching across the board everybody who downloads the iHeartRadio app,

(02:29):
and they're monitoring who's in the number one position, like
the number one preset, the P one preset, including big
names in our company. So we want a good, strong
showing from the Brooklyn Boys because we want to Brooklyn
Boys make some noise. So if you don't listen to
us to the iHeart Radio app, please download the iHeart

(02:50):
Radio app and then make sure it's the most recent
version with the live radio dial in the presets and
set Brooklyn Boys podcast to preset Number one.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
One, it's imperative that you heed me.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
You know, you take this very seriously because we're in
a bit of a contest.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Brody doesn't even know about it. I didn't know about.
But a couple of things.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Number One, this is from the same guy who told
you to leave us a five star review on the app.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
You couldn't do that. This is something you can actually do.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yes, so erased the fact you didn't know what he
was talking about the last time.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well he knows what he's talking about this time.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Also, if you download the latest version on your iPhones,
you'll get the microphone button back.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah time. What about the Android people, you had it
all along?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
We never had that problem. We had it five years ago.
I had the radio app before it was out. No,
So that's how great Android is.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
So yes, if there's one thing that you could help
us out with, it's if you're hearing this, please make
Brooklyn voice here pre set number one.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
No, I mean it's stupid. If you're hearing this.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Please now, if you're hearing this, please actually take action
and do that for us. That would be a nice,
little helpful thing, better than I review. At this point,
we've given you what you can't do. We've given you
two assignments. Tell all your friends you could be on.
Tell all your friends they.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Right, yeah, uh.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
And your second assignment is to put us to the
number one slot. Even listen, if we're not your number
one podcast, let's say we're your number two podcast. Put
us in the number one slot. Anyway we'll do. We're
asking you a favor. Okay, the big celebrities aren't going
to ask you to do that. They don't care. We
care about you. We're a podcast for the people. Apparently
to be a number one slot.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Apparently.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I don't know but even know about this contest. It's
currently scary. Was told at work.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
It's become a big thing around the office. And and
I'll tell you this, we don't really win a prize
for it. Necessarily, it's not has to do. It's not
a personal gain thing. But it means no, it means
notoriety because the head honcho muckety MUCKs you know in
the company, you know, are are watching and they won.

(04:54):
Brooklyn boys have fan base, a fan base that's loyal.
That is correct. That is correct. All right, Thank you
you now now onto the talkbacks. Thank you for participating
in advance, even if it's negative.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Reggie here, okay, Nate, boat shop owner, snowboarder, white, Nate
from Vermont. The way you can make your name a
little shorter is just taking out the white part, because
as soon as you said boat owner and snowboarder in Vermont,
we already knew you were white.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
By the way, that was not Reggie. That was I
love Reggie here. That was Reggie. Was that Reggie? That
was Reggie says the humor.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
That was Reggie with a cold You sure, okay, whatever
the case, that was, that was Reggie, sends a humor.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yes, it was.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Oh and Nate, of course I will come to the
next meetup to pleasure you with my hand in my mouth.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
Thank you for asking, so consider it.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
That was Reggie. Reggie must have a she pissed me
under the weather. Oh so, so, I'm I'm.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
On day sixteen of the flu. But I'm on the
tail end. I think this is my last day.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
Reggie here too, Scary's you best friends.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
See that's Reggie. Yeah, that's that's upbeat Reggie. That was
down to business. Yes it was. It was down to
business Reggie.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Okay, it was Reggie from a different Okay, I'm losing it.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
But Reggie here too, Scary's do best friend who called
in for the first time ever and didn't.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Leave a name.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
Excuse me, I don't need Jesus because I already have Jesus.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
Jesus made my vagina, So watch it.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Okay, she's obsessed with her lady parts.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
You noticed that she needs someone else to be obsessed
with her lady parts.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Oh my gosh, and I just heard his last talkback. Dude,
Bethany and Gandhi are nothing alike.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
You named like four characteristics that happened to be somewhere
about them.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
That doesn't mean they're alike.

Speaker 10 (06:59):
Haven't you been listening to the Big Show because.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
You talked about hearing an episode of a.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
Podcast from two thousand and sixteen to twenty seventeen and.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Said they're exactly like. No, I love.

Speaker 9 (07:11):
Them both they're nothing alike. They're radio personalities.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
No, okay, although I will say Bethany put up a
great picture of an elephant wearing a sweater, and I
sent that to Gandhi because she loves elephants and would
get a kick out of it.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
So they definitely overlap in some things, and they both
love me.

Speaker 9 (07:28):
Reggie here, Desiree Valentina and I did gather for the appointment.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
With the ointment. She helped me out with those rhymes.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
And we lathered up anyone who was willing to just
come on by. Everybody who passed by got lathered up.
It's great.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Did they have a sexual encounter these too?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
You know what, Dez is married. I'm not saying that
she I don't.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
I definitely believe that Reggie was into it, but I'm
not so sure about that, although you know, she's a
very going person. I would love to know if there's
any slices who have ever gotten together and actually hooked up.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Have there been? Has there been a match?

Speaker 6 (08:10):
You had to have met through the podcast, You couldn't
have known each other before.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
Oh, right, of course, of course, Reggie here.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
So one of the talkbacks I left last week that
didn't make it because I guess it was too long
ago by.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
The time you guys did the the Slice show.

Speaker 9 (08:27):
Was the fact that I too thought that was me
when Rifko was doing an impression of me.

Speaker 8 (08:34):
It was amazing, like, that's not me.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
This guy Brody's a piece of work.

Speaker 11 (08:39):
Man, Yo, Stop trying to take advantage of these small businesses.
You know what you're doing. You're holding two fingers up
ordering two me combos. No, I didn't you know what
you're doing, bro, Stop small.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Businesses just seek you get a free sandwich.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Brod It kind of fucking garbage, is that? Oh my god,
have some bro.

Speaker 11 (09:01):
Have some shame.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
You know what you're doing.

Speaker 11 (09:03):
He's not good with money, bro, You're fucking cheap and
you're scamboni what okay?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
First of all, none of that's true. Second of all,
I didn't hold up two fingers. That was never part
of the story. Third of all, I made it very
clear I didn't know I had a second sandwich until
I finished the first one and opened it realized it
was two parts of a sandwich and went in the bag,
And so there was another sandwich in there that I
didn't have the money to pay for because I didn't
order it.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
I wasn't trying to scam anybody. I certainly wouldn't have
told that story. If I was trying to scam anybody,
I would have kept it to myself. So not a
scamboney artist. And they messed up.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
I have to come.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yes, Brody doesn't purposefully scam people.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
That he doesn't.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
There is nobody more honest than me. That's I was
raised by a police officer.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
I'm honest, I mean, and I'm conscientious, and I'm a
rule follower.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
He does, I mean, he does like free dessert. I mean,
you know when when they do, if I've earned it.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yes, okay. And that one time he took that grape
soda okay again, ask if I could have it?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
I said, were good?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Were good?

Speaker 5 (10:05):
After he was half way out the door. No, that's
not true.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
I was right by the counter where refrigerated was next
to it.

Speaker 12 (10:11):
Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut for the sandwiches. I would
have given the sandwich back the minute I saw there
was two in the bag. Because you can't say that
you're an honest person go up there and pay for
one sandwich and then keep the other sandwich.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
That's not being honest. That's being dishonest, and he made
a mistake.

Speaker 13 (10:33):
I'd go give it back to them, and if they
say hey, keep it, Hey, then I keep it and.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
I get extra sandwich. But I'd rather just give it
back and be honest that way.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's getting hard to defend you there, bro, Yeah, hold on,
hold on, Well, I understand your point about giving it back.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I wasn't dishonest.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
I didn't ask for it, and it wasn't like they
put an extra bottle of soda in my bag. They
can't reuse the sandwich, So why get the guy in
trouble by saying, oh, the guy made double sandwich?

Speaker 14 (11:01):
What?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I don't know if the woman's the owner or the
manager and she's gonna get.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
You were protecting him from being I said that you
were okay.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I said that there was no there was there was Listen,
it was a win win.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
If I keep it, I get an extra sandwich for
free and he doesn't get in trouble. If I give
it back, I'm out the free sandwich and he might
get in trouble.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Again.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Did not hold up two fingers, did not try to swindle.

Speaker 10 (11:24):
Hey, boys, shams and Queen's here scary you gave Rody's
shit about him taking home sandwich and eating it not
being honest. Didn't you talk within the last year or
two about how grub hub, not a sponsor, delivered food
to your apartment that you didn't order, but you took
it in and ate it anyway. I think you said

(11:44):
it was Indian food or something. You could have contacted
grub hubs still not a sponsor or whatever it was
and told them, hey, I didn't order this.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
That's different that home delivery thing where it's sitting in
front of my door. The difference there is, yeah, it's
already are already appeared, and they're not coming to pick
it up because the order is over, and you can't
get in touch with the people. In fact, you can
actually you can't call them. You can't even communicate with them.
Once they do that drop off, it's over. And how
who would I even contact to pick it up from me?

(12:16):
Because it wasn't my It wasn't my order.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
I didn't order anything at that point, So it was like, what, what,
what is my complaint?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Why did you take the bag from the guy at
the door. Why didn't you just say I didn't order anything.
They were willingly took the food. No, wasn't it in
front of my door that that time? That was the
time that it was. It was, it happened twice, it was.
That was the time that was in front.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Of my door.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Pretty sure you can't give it back at that point.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
It's gonna go, it's gonna be cold, and my sandwich
would have been You were there in the sandwich shop.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
You were there, you were in front of them. What
are they gonna do with it? They can't use it?
Different story. I kinda next caller.

Speaker 15 (12:55):
A Bronian scarist, Joe from California. I was just listening
to this last Lifetime was released on the fourth and
went to commercial and it's scary talking about how much
hummus he stocking up for the big game. Yeah, but
you're in the middle of your program, so how could
that be?

Speaker 5 (13:13):
He recorded it previously, right, I recorded that before. But
he keep in mind that in three days, I'm allowed
to eat hummus again. I cannot wait. I'll be back
to my sober hummus. But yes, that is the case.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I am.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
We also had a group situation. I mean, well, it
could have been a party that was invited to where
I had you know, Hummus was was present, But we
ended up scrapping the entire plan because we If you
listen to the Big show, you'll know that we ended
up watching it in a giant lobby with a bunch
of strangers.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
That's where we ended up watching the super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
But that that was This was anticipate, in anticipation of
what the plan was supposed to be. And just because
it's there, it doesn't mean I have to eat it, right,
But I am a huge fan of sober Brody knows
that first.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
Hand, as am I as the Red Pepper and the
Everything Bagel.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, very very good. We love it. We love our
sober homes garlic.

Speaker 16 (14:12):
Hey guys, Vinnie from Brooklyn here answering back to one
of the talkbackers that asked about the funeral fund, My
grandmother actually did this. We buried her a couple of
years ago. She was ninety nine. She lived in Newport Richie, Florida.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
They have a network show, Dead by the Way.

Speaker 16 (14:28):
Funeral homes that they work with, so you can't just
go to any funeral home. You got to go within
the network correct basically an agreed upon contract. They'll all
honor it.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
That is right, If that answers yes, A.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Lot of people are confused because they think the price
goes up and if another place closes whatever, that another place
will honor. It's a network of funeral homes you you
can choose from. And again they're all in on this.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
So did you notice by the way he said we
buried my grandmother she was ninety nine.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
You never said she passed away. Oh, they buried her,
buried her alive.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
She's ninety nine, so we buried her. He never said
she passed away. I mean, God bless her. She lived
in ninety nine, but it's time gotta go. Maybe let
her get to one hundred.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
God bless her for living the ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Hey, what a brooking boys to boy Asian mic from
Long Island. I just try to leave talkback before. I
don't think that one went through because it crashed on me.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
So it's all good.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
As I was saying, episode three twenty two, scary, did
you say someone was on the spectrum?

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Come on, bro, you do better. We have Yeah, we.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Should addressed this already. We addressed this already. All good.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Here you what a brooking boys boy? Asian mic again
from Long Island. I'm drawing on blank. I forgot what
I was gonna say. But if anyone tried looking up
on YouTube, my handle is an Asian Mic. So if
anybody's interested, just let me know in the next talk
back and Hey Maddy from Brooklyn and Bronx, how you
doing well?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Shout out? Okay?

Speaker 6 (15:53):
So has there been an upswell of people trying to
find Asian Mic on YouTube that I'm not aware of?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
So apparently there's a problem we weren't aware of that
people have not been able to find him. But then
he says, if you want to find me, leave it.
Talk about he's wasn't that last talk back and opportunity
to give out your YouTube? It was seemed like a
missed opportunity. Asian Mike hot commodity, the ground swell of people.

Speaker 10 (16:17):
That bitch from that place? You know who it is? Okay,
guys asked if we do anything weird while we listen
to the podcast. The only thing that might be considered
weird is sometimes I listen while I help my dad
with his stretches and exercises. He's disabled from having a
stroke several years ago, So sometimes I listen while I

(16:39):
help him. But other than that, I'm usually listening while
I cook, clean or grocery shops.

Speaker 8 (16:44):
So not too weird.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Oh okay, very nice. Oh that's noble. That's a good cause.
It's not quite what Reggie would say.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
No, hey, you know who this is, Brody.

Speaker 17 (16:54):
You talked about how you got clothing from this company
and still get the catalogs even after you return the clothing. Well,
I ordered a sweat shirt online from a company. I
didn't like how it hit me, so I returned it.
I spent almost a month dealing with the return process,
got it done, and now I get emails.

Speaker 10 (17:12):
From the company saying, oh that's such you you were
interested in still available? Oh bitch, I had it in
returned to leave me the book alone.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Okay, yeah, you're on the list. It's hard to get out.
You can't get away with the ball.

Speaker 18 (17:29):
Here first time. For all that, I just wanted to say,
somebody's definitely going to listen, because definitely.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
What are you doing.

Speaker 19 (17:45):
Anyway?

Speaker 18 (17:47):
Thanks all the last and Hay birthday the later birthday
to both of you guys.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
He's got water in his phone.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
I feel like that was a very important message. But
we couldn't make out I heard the birthday party for.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Yeah, it was basic clear happy birthday. Let's see what
the A I U script says. He said, that's right.
We're definitely gonna let you know that date to the
podcast when you ask when you are listening, because definitely
like the podcast. But anyway, huh, thanks for all the
last happy birthday or late birth Okay, we got the

(18:20):
just to the message, thank you so much. Just just
gotten yes message received.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
You just don't have to sit down and leave, he said.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
It's DP from h D again. Bro put the fucking
trying to get better in the damn game. Dude, just
sitting in a win all day. Then you just don't
have to sit there and leave. That's the game. Broady
quits your fucking crying and okay, I don't know, and

(18:56):
get better at the damn game.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I don't. I don't know. Oh I'm not crying about anything,
so I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
So it's going on here. Hold on, this is common
thinking on episode three ten byob bring your own Brody.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Oh that's like what three months ago?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Scary?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Why are you guys?

Speaker 13 (19:18):
You're fucking work?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Thank you, Ilmo appreciate you. That was like times square Elmo.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
So the other day I wished Elmo a happy, a
happy birthday. I was doing the horoscopes for the big
shows and almost birthday, Elmo turned three. Again, that's right,
I said, Elmo is three. And then someone texted in
and they were like, how is that possible? Scary made
a mistake. He said on the air that Almo is
three years old. Hey, Elma, I almost been good at

(19:47):
least twenty five thirty. And I said, I said number
one of the number one be correct. And the truth
of the matter is every year, on his birthday, Elmo
turns three.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Why does Elmo turn three?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Because he's catering to the crowd that is watching his show, Elmo.
Elmo likes thing three years old. Elmo always turns three
because that's the relatable audience for who's watching Sesame Street.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
What do they really want? Hey, hey it's Elmo.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
I'm twenty nine now the fuck I'm brought to you
by the letter who gives a shit?

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Exactly, Elmo is always three. Elmo's a character that is
like a comic strip. It stays the same every turn thirty.
I'm smoking two packs a day. I just got fired
from my job every year turns.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
So when I.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Explained it to the texter who was so quick to
try and correct me, they were like, oh, that actually
makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, Elmo doesn't like when people correct you. Elmo is
eternally three Yeah.

Speaker 20 (20:50):
Okay, and Brody Trevor from Kansas or Kansas from Trevor,
as Brody would say, thank you. Weirdest play ever listen
to your podcast is in a hole, not for a grave,
but for pipes in the swimming pool.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Just so you know, thank you.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
You laying pipe. He was laying pipe and pipe listening
to the podcast. If he just said he was laying pipe,
that'd be much, you know, much cooler. But I installs pools.
That's awesome.

Speaker 21 (21:17):
Hi, Brody and Scary. This is Jennifer from Pompino Beach, Florida.
Just wanted to leave a talk back on where I
listened to your show. The angriest wait to listen to
new episodes every single week. I am a dog groomer
and I listen to you while I'm at work. I'd
rather have you guys in my ears than the barking dogs.
Love your show Slice for Life.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Thank you appreciate you, thanks for listening.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
I appreciate that dog groomers not only do a great
job grooming our loved ones, but they also they express
the anal glands they do.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
What are the what are the any glands saying? Anal
not ani anal glands?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
What are they saying?

Speaker 5 (21:57):
They expressed themselves, express themselves, just like Madonna's themselves.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Madonna, they expressed themselves. You wouldn't need to have the
groom or do it.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
I was unaware of this until I went to a
place that charged extra for it. I'm like, wait a minute, Yeah,
you guys expressed, so if it's all included, that's even
better than you don't have to ask questions and it's
just done. Yeah, because if you don't express their anal glands,
they rubbed their asses on the carpet for hours.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
That's what I've learned. Okay, how would you have learned that?
You've never been?

Speaker 6 (22:19):
I watched it on YouTube Racist Dog. Were you watching
Asian Asian Mike's YouTube channel?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I had I had to. I actually had to figure
out what that meant once a long time ago when
I didn't know what it meant.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
So I'm like, oh, this is what we were you
involved in it.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
You needed to know about expressing an I'm always talking
about the the expressing the anal glands of their dog
and how they're uncomfortable if you don't express them. I'm like, oh, okay,
it's like squeezing pus from a pimple.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
We'll leave it right there.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Next call, please.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
All right? That one has no audio to it. Oh
it's a shame. Neither does this one.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Great story.

Speaker 10 (22:57):
This is Justin from Iowa.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
First time the badger.

Speaker 22 (23:01):
I figured I slut one in here, just like Scary
Dick Jones did on three twenty four at the end.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
With mister fat loss hit the jingle, bitch.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
I can't believe this is another one, Brody.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Yeah, I slipped on right past the goalie on that one.
First of all, although he's not a doctor per se,
he is doctor. That guy not missed that guy, mister,
but by me missing it, by me missing it or
allowing it, as I think was the case, we got
you to call justin so you're a new.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Call on mission accomplished. We appreciate your accomplished.

Speaker 9 (23:34):
Thank you all right, Reggie here, scary, thank you for resky.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
So anytime I'm just seeing a man, I insist that
the podcast beyond, so that's mostly where I'm listening.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
Excuse me, leave it a talk back quiet over there.
So that's how I always listen to your podcast.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Someone, I'm calm, bullshit.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
I would think, knowing Reggie, that she'd have a difficult
time leaving a talk back whilst she was servicing someone exactly.

Speaker 9 (24:09):
Oh my gosh, Brodie, you were the man. Dude, I
heard scary ask where it's like the unusual place you
listen to the podcast.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
So I called and left that message.

Speaker 9 (24:22):
And after I leave the message, I hear you say
Reggie's had sex shirt while doing a talk back.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
That's exactly what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Oh my god, I'm still not believing it slices.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
From now on, everyone set the mood in your bedroom
by turning on the Brooklyn Boys and getting down with
your partner or with yourself whatever.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
That doesn't seem like the two go together. Seems like
complete opposite.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Well it does.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
Yeah, from New Jersey. Well, I'm like Reggie, I do
listen in a boring place. I am a teacher. Therefore
I am also poor, which means I also have to
have several part time jobs.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
Which means every single night.

Speaker 9 (25:09):
I also drive for Amazon, and that's when I get
all the podcasts in.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
All right, thank you. Wait a minute, that was Reggie,
but she said it was is that her alter ego?

Speaker 5 (25:20):
I must be.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
Anyone who is saying Reggie and Skyler sound similar.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
Excuse me, no, go back and listen to order? Got
listen to order?

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Okay, okay, I guess that was Styler who drives to Amazon.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
Reggie here.

Speaker 9 (25:37):
Okay, I could tell you a story of how I
got screwed when someone passed away, but it's not going
to be funny and it's not going to be gross.
So do you want to hear that or not?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Probably not. It's a tough one if it's not going
to be funny or gross.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
But see, normally, if she said she got rued when
someone died, I would think she had sex with a
corpse exactly.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
But she said it's not gonna be funny all gross,
so it's not that. I mean, it's neither. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:08):
All right, Resie here, So okay, ah, hold on, I
have a I have a pubic hair and a tonail
stuck my teeth.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Let me just call back, all right, what do we
do with this person?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Well, Reggie is just dominating this.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
I like, she's left about fifty talkbacks already. She's abusing
our talkback system. Perhaps we should do what is it
a Patreon? The talkbacks? We make a fortune off a
few people. I mean, I don't know what to say.
She continues, Look at this, there's more. This is her

(26:46):
also bringing it, Brooklyn, Hi, lied, it's not.

Speaker 9 (26:52):
Bringing it, brook Blynn.

Speaker 22 (26:53):
Boys, I don't do this anymore. But I used to
smoke weed and listen to the podcast. Have some drinks too,
Get a little cross faded. I remember sitting back on
the couch listen to the Hampton's episode. And I used
to sit on the porch and drink and play it.

(27:14):
And people would hear it broadcasting from the porch loud,
all right, laughing because they're funny.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
That's a great place to listen to the podcast.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Not now, does he not do drugs anymore? Does he
just not do drugs listen to the podcast? Because he
said I used to smoke pot listen to the podcast,
but don't do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, Now, it's one part of it. It's one or
the other, right, right, he just smokes pot leaving talkbacks? Okay,
Reggie here. Okay, no, let's make fum Washington anyway. I
got that.

Speaker 19 (27:44):
I think the weirdest place I do listen to your
podcast is the parking lot of a juvenile correction facility.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Oh wow, what else?

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (27:57):
And I used to listen to your podcast while I
was loading artillery rounds in the tank in the army.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Oh wow, that's awesome, all right, you in Wow, He's
brought us some really great places.

Speaker 23 (28:11):
Thank you, Bertie and Scary Lisa the Swedish metal fan. Bertie,
when you were telling the story about getting mail for
another address, it reminded me of a similar situation that
I'm in. I live in a town home where in
the neighborhood everyone's address is the same, well other than
the unit number. So for example, it's one hundred this street,

(28:32):
unit five hundred. That's how everyone's address is structured. So
my unit number is twenty two zero five. I'm always
part two, Lisa. I'm always getting packages for Unit two
thousand and five while I'm Unit twenty two zero five,
So I'm always having to walk over to Unit two
thousand and five to drop off their packages, and the

(28:54):
same thing happens to me. I get packages for other
units and they have to walk over.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
So I don't know.

Speaker 23 (29:01):
It's just a big old mess in our neighborhood. And
it seems to happen a lot. And it's not just
because it's also FedEx ups and Amazon's Part three Lisa.
Sometimes I get packages for unit eleven O five. Again,
I'm twenty two o five anyways, whatever, But yeah, no,
I agree. I mean, as someone who used to do
door Dash and Instacar, I would always triple check the

(29:23):
address before I deliver anything, because that's just terrible customer service.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (29:29):
Anyways, Slice for Life, Thank you, guys, appreciate I.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Guess she's not the one who left the Indian forty
good door by mistake.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
No, she certainly was My boys podcast. All right, we're
a little more than halfway through.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
We got a lot would to go though ranking it.

Speaker 13 (29:46):
Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut here, I couldn't stop laughing
when you said, Jerry, where's the place where you might
have listened to our podcast in a weird place, maybe
having sex?

Speaker 8 (29:58):
And then you said Breggie have in sex?

Speaker 13 (30:00):
And all I could think of Reggie here and her
screaming that having sex. It made me laugh so hard
because I could just wait for her comments to come
in about what you guys just said about her.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Okay, you created quite the visual.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
People are doing their Reggie impressions.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
It's terrific. Reggie.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut. I worked for the post
office for three years.

Speaker 13 (30:29):
Most of the mail is sorted by a machine, so
something is picking it up from the machine to put
it in that bundle of that address.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
Per Se your address. If it's a smaller town, it's
hand sorted.

Speaker 13 (30:45):
So if it's hand sorted, I don't know how big
your town is, but if it's hand sorted, then someone
should just be in lead.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yes, it's hand sorted.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
But even if it was machine sorted, if you open
the package of the mail that was sorted and you
see that it's that street, not my street, why would
you still give it to me just because the number
is the same.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
So you hear that, that's the sound of Reggie. She's
hand sorting right now.

Speaker 13 (31:09):
I bet she is Lord from Connecticut again. So I'm curious,
do you live in a big town? Is it a
small town that you're in. If it's a small town,
that means that the mailman's just being lazy, and it's
not paying attention because.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
They know where they deliver, they know their route.

Speaker 13 (31:23):
They do it all the time, unless it's somebody new
and they're taking over. But still they should know. If
it's a big area, then the machine's just picking it
up wrong. But by now they should know what's wrong
and pay attention to it so they don't deliver it
to you again.

Speaker 15 (31:40):
Okay, good morning, Brooklyn boys.

Speaker 24 (31:47):
Hey Brooklyn boys, It's Caitlin, Mark and Luke. First of all,
Lani from CD What is Sweetie? That put a huge
smile on her face And we were listening to you
guys the other day, What is Sweetie?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
And we love our brooksmi okay, alsome okay.

Speaker 24 (32:05):
On the topic of Mayo, Mayo is the elite condiment
in my opinion. I'm I'm not a mustard fan, and
neither is my hubs. We are Mayo people. Mayo can
go on a corned beef sandwich, roast beef, American, whatever
it is. No Mayo is elite.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
My favorite Bookie, They have a great daybook boy.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
No hold on, no, don't talk with the kid.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
No Mayo on corn beef, No Mao on corn beef,
ketchup Russian dressing, no mayo, roast beef debatable, debatable, ketchup
Russian dressing, mustard black blue.

Speaker 25 (32:50):
Brody and is scary? Never scary and brody.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
This is worth from CT.

Speaker 25 (32:54):
Usually only listen to you guys in my car driving around,
to be honest, a full blast. But one time, one
I would love to listen to Brodie's rants on a
way to anger management class and just show up and
be like, oh, well, why are you here? Like fuck
pickle ball, fuck marketplace, fuck the mall. Just one time,
that's all. Oh and by the way, I hate those siblings.

(33:17):
Those fucking people make me sick.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Wait, what siblings are we talking about again? What siblings?

Speaker 5 (33:22):
What the siblings?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Siblings? Siblings, siblings, sibling.

Speaker 9 (33:28):
Hello, Bee Boys, Christy from Saddlebrook.

Speaker 26 (33:31):
The strangest place I ever listened to you guys was
down in Disney World Panna's Buy You Adventure. The ride
got stuck right in the middle of the rock and
my husband have played earbuds in and listen to his music.
I said, well, the hell with that, I'm going to
listen to my Bee Boys. Yeah, so I put my
earbuds in and I started listening to you, and it

(33:52):
made the time go fast, and the ride started up
and off we went amazing.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
I like that nice. Nice. As we went to Disney World, Scary. Yay,
we got there. I love Disney.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
Hey Christy again from Saddlebrook, Scary.

Speaker 26 (34:06):
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you asking for a
discount on that room, nothing at all.

Speaker 9 (34:12):
I think it's great.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
I'm in the.

Speaker 26 (34:14):
Travel industry and I'm constantly asking hotels for cops or discounts.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
I ask for air airfare passes and stuff.

Speaker 26 (34:25):
Nothing wrong with that whatsoever, my friend, you keep on
doing it.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Thank you about the fact that my waity discount that's
really the issue. Yeah, it wasn't the greatest you got
the disk account.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I am not even leaving any talk Bucks anymore because
I cannot find.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
This talk back button. It's fixed for the Jamaica US.
Will you be a good Okay, download the latest hold on.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
You can't say you're not going to leave a talk
back because you can't find the button as you're leaving
the button.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, but that being said, the latest update. As we
talked about the please Reggie here.

Speaker 8 (35:04):
Okay, So anyone who is a company or a product.

Speaker 9 (35:07):
WESSO, you gotta get the Brooklyn Boys to advertise it.
Hey him the big Bucks because Brody Hey love corn
one time on the podcast. Not a sponsor, and I
already went out and bought it just because he was
eating it, and this could be your product I could

(35:29):
be eating or using. So you know, look, the Brooklyn
Boys up. This is salty, it's delicious. I have hypertension,
so I absolutely shouldn't be having it, but it's great.
Thanks bro Not a sponsor, but it should.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah, love corn.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
If you'd like to officially sponsor the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
reach out to me. We love love corn, not so
much to you know, we're not going to take the sponsorship.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Let make it happen.

Speaker 27 (35:55):
Workload you wicky heavy cloaed you uh yo about the
post office story?

Speaker 13 (36:03):
Uh, how do you?

Speaker 27 (36:04):
I have another issue. I get mailed not just from
the last person that used to live at where I
like the house I bought.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
I get mailed from like for like five.

Speaker 27 (36:13):
Or six different people that I guess used to live there,
and it's like the last person ove there for twenty years,
so I don't even know how old. So many people are.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Now, Oh my goodness, what do you do? That's crazy?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
That really is, unless several people live in that house
could be can I tell you that?

Speaker 6 (36:29):
In the same at the same time where I'm living now,
I've gotten I don't know, seven or eight packages from
the guy who used to live here, and so we
become friendly because every time he gets a package delivered,
I have to I have to text him and say, hey, man,
is another package shit for you? So I just got
this amongst say just it's like a month ago. I
got this extra thick golfing resort magazine. I guess he's

(36:52):
a golfer. He's you know, he's one of these guys
that goes to resorts and they he must be on
the mailing list. So it's this beautiful I kick off
the new season of golf and it's like a three
inch thick, huge catalog. Totally not who I am, right
because I'm like, oh, maybe I'm on a list. Nope,
it's for him. So I texted h I'm like, hey man,
I got this giant book here for you.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Do you wanted us?

Speaker 6 (37:12):
I just throw it in a recycle bin. So he
texted me back. He says, no, no, I look forward
to that every year. I really I really need to
get that. If you don't, I'm so sorry they didn't
update my address, but if you could save that for me,
I'll be by next week. I'll text you. I was like, okay, great,
no problem. It's been four and a half weeks. At
what point do I just chuck it and go, hey man,
sorry four and a half weeks?

Speaker 14 (37:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Or I say it's just a book. You couldn't keep
it in the fucking house somewhere. What would you do?
I mean, how many weeks? Is like, it's so important
you haven't made an effort to get it. I would
just leave it aside for now. It's not getting in
your way. And you know, after a year, toss it
a year? Yeah, a year with a golf book?

Speaker 8 (37:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (37:52):
Why not?

Speaker 16 (37:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
No, because then by that point.

Speaker 25 (37:55):
The next one.

Speaker 27 (37:55):
Ali, okay, Brody, when you said I bought a couple
of short from I thought it was gonna follow with
R I just thought the board and I swear to
I gotta know that's what you're gonna say.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
I thought you're just gonna make that joke.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Ah, you missed it.

Speaker 27 (38:10):
Talk back about the Scarish butt dialing issue. I'm trying
to find an app or I love to develop an
app or work with someone where it will delete numbers
that are you know that you haven't texted or called
and over let's say five years. You could set like
a time limit, right like you know how you on
Apple you can delete text messages that are a certain

(38:31):
amount of old, like thirty days old, a year old.
Like there should be a way to delete numbers that
you haven't used in five plus years.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
You're right, You're right, you know, you know, you know
what you can do. There's a workaround for that.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
You go into your address book and you scroll alphabetically
and when you see a number you want to delete,
you delete it.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
That would take that would take time. There, Brodie, he's.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
He wants to automated systematically. I don't want it automatically deleting.
At least let let it pop up and I can
uncheck the ones that don't want to. Some of them
are like celebrities I haven't called.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I'm not going to call.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
I mean I ever called them, but I'm not going
to delete that phone number. Yeah, I have the phone
number for the guitarist of one of the guitars for
deaf Leppard. We need to call him in five or
six years watch this out a little bit better there,
but thanks for the idea.

Speaker 15 (39:16):
Yeah, Hey, Brodie, is scary the way California. First of all,
scary hit the jingle bitch, No, we're you sneaking.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
That doctor, free your fat ass. The podcast.

Speaker 15 (39:28):
Usually most times I'm listening to you guys, this probably
when I'm sitting on the toilet.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Oh nice, don't forget to watch the ants. You're being productive.

Speaker 28 (39:36):
Hi, Brookelyn boys, it's Maddie from Brooklyn and Bronx. I
just wanted to let you guys know that this is
not a talk back to wish you a happy birthday,
belated or otherwise, because this is not a birthday podcast.
We do not do birthday shout outs. Brodie was very
clear and not one of you guys wish me a
happy birthday. And we all know that as an only child,
that is the only thing I care about.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Man.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
That one's going back to episode two, the birthday birth
the birthday shout outs, no birthdays.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Well, listen, Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx, Happy birthday,
birthday unofficially, even though we don't do birthdays on the podcast.

Speaker 29 (40:12):
Hey, Brooken boys, it's always scary.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
He's back.

Speaker 30 (40:16):
Scary.

Speaker 31 (40:17):
You don't go out and watch movies at the movie theater.
The last time you watch a movie at the movie theater,
I don't even know. The last recognition you have is
that they're bed bugs on movie theaters. Yeah, that's twenty
five years ago. Scary, it's not happening anymore. Stop mentioning it.

Speaker 15 (40:41):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
What that, I'm not going into theater.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
No, you can complain about bed bugs in movie theaters.
That's not a thing. You sure about that?

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure about that? Are you
sure about that? You sure?

Speaker 7 (40:54):
I think it is.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
I think it is a thing. Still, No, No, nobody's.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
Getting nobody's getting bed bugs in movie theaters happening. Really,
I'm going to see Captain America, there'd be no bed bugs.
You don't have to have a cloth seat to have
the bed bugs. You know, people could just bring them
in because they're filthy. I don't go to movie theaters
where filthy people go. Oh, there's a sign up. It
says clues and shirt's required and only clean people.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
You just never know.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
You just never know, dude, nobody's bringing bed bugs to
the movie theater, so they can't bring them to the restaurants.
They could be anywhere, that's right, So live your life,
all right, Rihanna, thank you're.

Speaker 29 (41:28):
Broken boys and Bahamas, thanks allays burning scary so.

Speaker 9 (41:33):
Fun.

Speaker 18 (41:33):
Fact.

Speaker 29 (41:34):
I have slept on a coffin, laid down on a coffin.
It was comfortable, scary. Don't be afraid. Hey, don't be afraid.
They are comfortable for about ten to fifteen minutes and
after that they're just weird. Okay, But if you want
the story slices, let me know.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
But it's fun. Coffin coffins are fair.

Speaker 19 (41:58):
You bring this?

Speaker 29 (42:00):
Berdie is scary, so scary Jones, David Berdie. May I
ask you a question. I'm gonna ask.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
When is it too late to say my.

Speaker 29 (42:12):
Condolences to uh, you know, dead person's family? A week,
two weeks, three weeks? When is it too late to say,
say michaeldolences.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
I think after a month or so you're in the clear, right, yeah,
would you say that? Well, it depends on how serious
the condolences are. If someone loses a parent and you
see them a month later, you could still be like, hey, dude, yeah,
if it's a grandparent, maybe it's a month a parent.
I don't know, maybe three months, six months. It really

(42:51):
really does depend. But you made me think they're Juan Valdez.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
And this time it's scary by what you know? I
got one? Hey, scary? How is the price rate?

Speaker 32 (43:05):
Let me take up thirty dollars of your state and
remove the one feet that I.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Don't give a fly? You fuck about scary?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
You got fucked, You got scary.

Speaker 32 (43:20):
Fucked on the social media and freuds hey brook busy
Bahama best scared like this is Eagles Nations.

Speaker 30 (43:32):
The Eagles have won the Super Bowls. Mahomie, mahommie, go home, mahomie.
This is the fly of the Eagles forty to twenty two.
It should have been forty to zero. But okay, mahomie,
you just coached them. My guys, Eagles Nations for the wind.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
All right, we're very happy, sort of. Don't climb any
lamp posts exactly what traffic light posts?

Speaker 15 (44:00):
Or is this keeling?

Speaker 20 (44:01):
Be sure?

Speaker 28 (44:01):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (44:02):
Don't work anyways.

Speaker 24 (44:04):
I had a weird direction the broodie and carrying my
friend this fRNA and I sold an instapot on Facebook
order place.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
I just wanted to get out of my house.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
I used it one, you know whatever.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
So this guy said, okay, I'll come tonight at sixty
I have to pick it up.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
His wife comes to the door. This woman starts interrogating me,
why are you selling it? Why do you not like it?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
The inst she's talking about it in case she didn't.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
Hear that, so she's giving me the fifth degree. Is
that's called the fifth three, like asking me why I'm
selling this plot, like, give me the money and just
take it, like, thank you for buying it.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
It's it's your win, my loss.

Speaker 9 (44:43):
Twenty five dollars.

Speaker 8 (44:44):
Just take it in one. But why am I getting
the run down? Oh my gosh, why are you selling this?

Speaker 9 (44:50):
Maybe she thought I was like, maybe thought it was
good to be true.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
I don't know which, like just takes nice water worn.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Probably probably wanted to know why it's so cheap, So
so I could see asking some other background questions, right,
wouldn't you brody it?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, of course, something's just a little too good to
be true?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I get it all right, day broken bows boy Asian
Mike from lore So, Yeah, I remember what I was
gonna say. I updated my iHeartRadio app last week to
the latest and greatest, and yeah, nothing seems to be fixed.
When I played the podcast when it's done, it's still
going backwards. It goes back to the prior episode and

(45:32):
John Michael Michael, John from my Elmer's Queens, you're practically
from Elmhurst and that's.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
I'm sorry, did that just where did that? It just
cut off?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Yeah, by the way, you need to update the update
because the update has been updated.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Yeah, paid part to us.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
So, yeah, you're practically in many Chinatown. There you find
a really good place for Chinese food. But let me
give you to be sure that the place is good.
There should be a ten year old girl working behind
your register.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
All right, my.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Place has a young boy working there, a young boy. Yeah,
he's the Sun you own his son. We got to
have four of these, five of these left here. We
are curious.

Speaker 33 (46:20):
I'm thinking, like, you know, some of those people that
are trying to hook you up or you know, get
you a discount are people who sometimes just want to
puff out their chest and make it look like.

Speaker 28 (46:29):
They can do it, and then they really can't deliver.

Speaker 33 (46:31):
You know, I would be thankful that I got any
kind of discount, but you know, hey, and anyone who
listening to this podcast. Have a goddamn will.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Don't get screwed over in court?

Speaker 4 (46:41):
You know, so what your loved ones get screwed, I
should say, oh.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 7 (46:47):
Do it.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
It's very true, great sound advice. Thank you so much,
and yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Yeah, a discount is a discount at least, you know,
not going to look a gift tors in the mouth.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
But they built it up like it. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (47:01):
So this is Ben from Upstake. So last Life's Time,
I left the message and I was basically shitting on
Scary because he was complaining and bitching about if we're
not from the New York area, then we don't understand
because the b que and the diggan and potholes and uh.
I gave him a lot of shit. But you know,

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enough time phase that that message didn't go through, so
it's all good. But anyway, I yeah, Ben, Part two, Scary,
I'm actually on your side about this hotel thing. You
are a bougie bastard. Seventy five and nine is ridiculous,
but you know, if you can afford it, so be it. However,
the way the lady made it seem was that, oh

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my god, I'm such a big fan so I expected
you to say that she gave you about fifty a
night or something too.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Three five.

Speaker 14 (47:51):
I mean, you know, discount is a discount, but for
her to build it up to give you that shit,
it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
It's crazy. At least one ninety nine shot Broken Boys.

Speaker 14 (48:00):
Ben He's hit part three Shot Broken Boys Bent from
Upstates Brody. In your conversation about Rolex watches, I'm a
big watch guy. Let me not say a big watch guy,
because you know I can't afford big pieces yet. But
I look at a watch like a Rolex a Mariner,
and I agree with you. I can't understand for the

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life of you watch something like that costs upwards of
eight to ten thousand dollars when a lot of times
it doesn't even tell the dates, and it's not even
solid gold. Also, if I remember correctly, I believe I
heard or or I watched a video somewhere that said
Rolics watches are not the best at keeping proper time.

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They constantly have to be adjusted and fixed to get
the right time. I might be saying that wrong, and
someone who knows more about watches can probably correct me.
But you know, you spend all that money from me personally.
I spend all that money, I would expect it to
keep perfect time, but doesn't work like that.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
It doesn't.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Did you see the three different Lex watches about letting
people know you can afford a Rolex.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Did you see the three different watches Tom Brady had
on a Friday, Saturday and Sunday night. Oh my god,
he had a seven hundred and forty thousand dollars Rolex
on on Sunday Friday night.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
He was showing off a million dollar watch with diamonds
on it?

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Okay, but where those given to him by the owner
of the watch company? That like when people wear dresses
to the Oscars? They were rollies, bro And I think
he bought those the Kuyds of billionaire. He's not a billionaire.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
But the point is, sometimes when you're going to be
in an event like that, the watchmakers give you those
watches to wear. So you think those were those three
watches were on borrow.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
I want to google that. I'm gonna be like, I'm
gonna say, now he owns them.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
You're gonna wear a seven hundred and forty thousand dollars
watch to an event where you might bang it into something?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
He was on television.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
He was on the Super Bowl, so he figured like,
I'm gonna watch just you know, I don't know he
was flexing.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
That's what he does. He doesn't he's Tom Brady. Doesn't
need a flex man, He's got all right, google it,
wife at.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Let me know.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Let me know if Tom was handed those watches and
has to hand them back or I don't know. I'm
not saying he can't afford them. I mean he certainly can.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Three different rolexes.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
That's to me, that's a waste of money. That's that's
somebody that's that's three houses that people can buy two
houses ridiculous anyway.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
All right, well, thank you for your participation. We appreciate you,
all of you. Yeah, everyone, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Even the ones that take things a little too seriously.
Sometimes you don't take it too seriously. Yeah, it ain't
that deep. Thanks for listening to Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys
and and uh Reggie. You don't need to comment on
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