The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #329

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys Podcast reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Nice free slice time for episode three twenty nine and before.
It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast companion podcast where you are
in charge of the show and we just sit back,
relax and record the audio.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I like, if we relaxed, some of these calls get
me charged up.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, you know, you know what they've been. They've been
nice overall over the last few weeks. Yeah, it's been
a couple of cutting ones over the months.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Well, you know who hasn't left any messages in a while.
I wonder why that is?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, I wonder why that is anyway, I hope, hope
he's okay. Oh did I say hey, Yes, it's a
he Yeah, anyway, So yeah, So click on the talk
back button. That's the microphone if you listen to the
iHeart Radio app. If you don't, you should be listening
to the iHeart Radio app. And this gentle reminder once again,
make the Brooklyn Boys Podcast number one on your preset. Please.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
If you're hearing, feel like that's not gentle anymore. I
feel like you're getting.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Is that abrasive? Is that abrasive of it? Yeah, it's
maybe I'm demanding it of you. But yeah, if you
forgot and you keep reminding yourself, you're gonna do it
and you haven't. Please make this the week that you
do that on the iHeart radio app. Make the Brooklyn
Boys podcast the number one preset.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Importantly, this is the companion piece to the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
that is the podcast about the last episode of the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Correct, Yeah, and then some other stuff you want to
throw in there.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Guys, I just wanted to say I was listening to
that talk back about Scary need to feel the pain
financially for the steak dinner. Now, typically I agree with
Scary that he tried a couple of times, at least
the first time where the Delmonico's where they they comped
the meal. The intention was there by the standard set

(02:10):
by the I don't remember who called up and said that,
but uh, at that stand that, I do agree with her.
You did say that he Gandhi needs to feel the
financial pain. And the funny thing is that thought the
exact same thing when you said it on the on
the podcast last week.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Anyway, I have a great day, guys.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Thank you Vinny for pointing out Scary hypocrisy, Benny stepping.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
On mind come on, thought we were boys.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
You are boys, but he stepped up.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Thank you might be from.

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Vity Brody and a lot also upload you heavyload you,
but Brody, I'm sorry with the water bottle thing and
the last talk back when you say, I mean you
don't have to buy water bottles or drink your top
water when they sell Bretta filters, or if your fridge
has a filter, which I'm sure you would know if
it does, but like you could just buy a big

(03:02):
Briti thing that you could stick in your fridge and
it acts like a dispenser.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
That's what I use on like Shabaha and stuff when
I can't use it, we'markinga sofo ju hey flo jew
All right.

Speaker 10 (03:12):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (03:12):
With the TSA pre check again with Scary's girlfriend, I
don't understand why she thinks it's a lot of work,
considering that I had TSA pre check, which took literally
from the moment I walked in. Maybe I waited ten
to fifty minutes to the moment I the whole process whatever,
but global entry I.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Just got and that was even shorter.

Speaker 9 (03:30):
I literally was in and out within twenty minutes. I
think of Globe for globe untry.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I'm gonna have to have so I don't know what
she thinks it is.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to talk to her. We need
this because I'm telling you it's only gonna get.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
You need to teach her a lesson.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Scary no, no, because now they're implementing the real ID thing.
She doesn't have that either. Real ID you I have.
I have Global I checked right, but starting in May,
in order to even fly domestically from state to state,
you need a real ID, which is the big yellow
star on your license. If you don't have it, you
cannot fly. You're gonna have to bring a passport with you.

(04:05):
Just an FYI, but you should know.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
That you can also fly from one part of a
state to another part of a state.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
City to city, state to state, coast to coast.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
What's the song city by city? I'm it's Beastie.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Boys city to city. Yeah, uh, yep, can't remember where
less a Rock from Manhattan to the Miracle Mile. No,
I don't know, look it up.

Speaker 11 (04:32):
K Brooklyn boys just from upstate New York. Originally from Brooklyn.
Gandhi didn't leave Brandon in the back of the plane.
Gandhi's ticket was purchased well in advance of Brandon's. Brandon
decided to come last minute and somehow got a ticket
for himself. Whether it was purchased by the Big Show
or someone else or Brandon directly, he got the ticket

(04:53):
for the back of the plane. Gandhi didn't leave him
back there. Shut the fuck up about it.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
M hm.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Now, I'm just saying she should have done the right
thing by upgrading him. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Scary Scary, we both should be embarrassed. I had a
brain fart, but I gave you all the clues. You're
going back to the Beastie Boys here. Not only is
that line from the Beastie Boys.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Boy, it's from Brooklyn, isn't it. You mean our theme song? Yeah,
that's embarrassing.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
It's a damn good time city to city. I'm running
my rhymes on location, torn around the nation.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Beastie Boys always on vacation, that's right. Scary Jones always
on vacation apparently.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yes, I may have to write that.

Speaker 10 (05:39):
And Scary Lisa the Swedish metal fan.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
By the way, that last talk back, I don't line
it in like the tone. Can we can we just
take the edge off. You're gonna slam us, you're gonna
say something negative. Just just be a little nicer about it.
I didn't feel I didn't feel the I didn't feel
the love there. I didn't feel love. Can you feel
the love? All right, let's see what she has to
say here?

Speaker 4 (06:02):
You thought I was out in John Therefirst.

Speaker 10 (06:03):
Rody and Scary Lisa the Swedish metal Fan. I have
two haikus for you. Oh Haiku number one, Uji asks Scary,
bring home the fucking jingles, okay, buy the steak dinner
hilarious Haiku number two The major Slice show Reggie one,
Cowboy Trucker, Make it happen now, Slice for Life. Thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I wasn't counting syllables, but I'm assuming I was hitting
right In five seven five, she had the five seven
five going great.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
She hit the five seven five.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Thank you? You get an A plus.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Hold on, wait, hold on, second, hold on, I got
it checks up now Eric code five to seven five?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
What soh uh?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Eric code five to seven five covers most of New Mexico.
The five seven five is haiku, So.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's that's the Haiku, New Mexico.

Speaker 12 (06:53):
Everybody all right, porn Little Robin getting punished by getting
an all paid vacation in fish.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
This cast, Wow, Scary sit next quest Nick time and
Janie you your luggage and you can do well.

Speaker 13 (07:08):
You give her a writer, fucking Dave.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
And pay tophies.

Speaker 14 (07:12):
And I would really pay premium money to something to
Brody once a month for Brandon or Spruce under news
I'll be good money.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Something you need a break from from Brody?

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh shit, Oh that's not nice.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
See what I'm saying. I spoke too soon at the
top of this podcast. Some of these are to agree
with Scary you need a break for I'm half the podcast.
You can't get a break some of these. Some of
these have some edge to them. But you know something,
Maybe we should put Spruce behind the paywall and then
capitalize off his bones and then we we all we

(07:47):
we do we do a special episode that you have to.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Pay or Patreon only. Yeah, this guy doesn't want Spruce.
He wants Spruce instead of me. He didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
He didn't say that, Yes he did, Yes he did.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
That's not nice, but leave me out. Look who's good after.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Non Brooklyn boys?

Speaker 15 (08:04):
This is Fagan o'lary directly from the Sunshine Army Parking
in Dublin, Ireland. I do not know if my previous
talkback went through and pulling an MJ, but I would
like to submit my entry into the first annual Brooklyn
Boys Limerick Contest. Do not be critical of me or
it is my first time doing a limerick and then

(08:26):
iris scent. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 16 (08:30):
There was a bushey bastard who left his girl behind.
Of her, he did not worry of her, He did
not mind. But what he does not realize and what
he does not see, is he continues on this.

Speaker 17 (08:47):
Path, he will have to s his own d.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Scene.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Bravo our little leper con friend. Welcome about I gotta
say something. If we had a budget to hire another
person to help produce and write a budget for us,
we would hire that guy, man of them and of
a million, man of a million voices, man terrific. He's
super's super creative. I love it. Bravo, angel I mean

(09:22):
uh oh oh, O'Shaughnessy, whoever you were, whatever your name is,
we'll go hit the call again, hit the name of
the beginning. He didn't say his name did he Yes,
he did. That was a bush. No, it was this
one here.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Who Brooklyn boys.

Speaker 18 (09:39):
This is Fagan o'livy, Fagan o'l facing fakean o'liary, Agavegan,
I say, Bacon angel oh Leary, we don't know that.

Speaker 19 (09:50):
That's Vegan Hey m d from End which is North Dakota,
not Notre Dame.

Speaker 20 (09:57):
I am currently reside in Delco. I'm sure you'll get
that if you've seen mayor of East Town.

Speaker 13 (10:03):
But I have to say Scary.

Speaker 20 (10:04):
The reason why people aren't coming down on Gandhi about
Brandon is because he said.

Speaker 21 (10:12):
He didn't care.

Speaker 20 (10:14):
That's why people aren't booing at him.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
But it's the right thing to do. I'm telling you
if I would have done the same thing, if I
did the same thing to Robin, I promised and she
said she didn't care, I would not have have the
same feedback as she can know.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
If Elvis puts you in first class and spent thousands
of dollars, I'm exaggerating the money. And then Robin says,
you know what I'd like to go so I can
stay in your room and experience Atlantis and the water
slides and the food and everything else.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I'm gonna just buy taking it back. I don't care.
It's not your responsibility to bump I would be I
would be frowned upon for not trying to make the
effort to up I think I think the real, the
real uh culprit here is Elvis. Elvis could have so
Elvis bumped Gandhi up right, But again, not Elvis's fault
because at that point Brandon wasn't going. But once Brandon

(11:06):
jumped on the plane, if there was a seat available,
Elvis could have upgraded him if he wanted to.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
But he didn't need to because it's not his fault. Really,
this person continues, it's saying not Gandhi's faults. More, it
looks like it's definitely.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Not Elvis's fault.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
There's six or five more from this person, all right.

Speaker 20 (11:23):
Gandhi did not make a big deal about Brandon not
getting first class. He even said to Gandhi that he
would rather have the shoes rather have some nice kicks
instead of sitting in first class.

Speaker 13 (11:36):
So that's up to him.

Speaker 20 (11:38):
No one who.

Speaker 13 (11:39):
Cares if your partner gets upgraded or not.

Speaker 20 (11:41):
If you leave him first, that's up to y'all.

Speaker 22 (11:44):
And you don't need to make your.

Speaker 20 (11:45):
Bougie ass get upset about all that. So yeah, I
Gandhi and Brandon they're cool because you know what, they
had something else they wanted to use that money for.
And you were being the good boyfriend and letting your
girlfriend girl go upgrading your girlfriend. And I don't see

(12:07):
what's so hard about getting tsa pre I just had
it done and I could. I was able to go
to the mall and get it done, and it took
fifteen minutes to do. I don't she sounds exasperated Robin
won't do that, But as I said, she probably just
doesn't want to do it or it's just too lazy.
And also, may I bring up again, you owe Brody

(12:29):
a steak dinner. You feel monetarily.

Speaker 13 (12:33):
Pain because Brody took a hit with the raise.

Speaker 23 (12:38):
That's right, he took a monetarily hit from me.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think if this woman was my girlfriend, I jump
off a cliff, good God, continuing.

Speaker 13 (12:45):
Along that you're scary fucking Jones.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Okay, I'm out, I'm done. I'm done with you. No, no, no,
I had to.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I had to listen to the guy who wants to
be off the show.

Speaker 20 (12:59):
That you're scary fucking Jones. You could have just done
it under your regular name, not your stage name or
your radio name or whatever you want to put it.
Get off your high horse and go come out for
a damn steak dinner.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
I don't like the attitude. I don't like it.

Speaker 19 (13:16):
You're the one that brought up the whole cut thing.

Speaker 20 (13:19):
Because I wouldn't have known about it unless you said something. So,
you know what, have a very cunty dass.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
She's dropping.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
This woman is awesome. You'd be nice to her. She's
a listener.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay, I'll be nice. When when is she going to
start being nice to me?

Speaker 4 (13:33):
When you buy me a steak dinner? Still waiting for it?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I'll buy her a steak dinner before I buy you one.
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
I'd love to see you take her to dinner. Rip
your whole dinner, rip you.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
The whole night.

Speaker 24 (13:44):
Reggie here, I didn't realize that Benjamin Dover was bend Over. Yes,
because I don't have a dirty mind. Okay, Well, I
for one never write it down and read a script,
primarily because I'm driving.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
All right. Fair enough.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
See if she said I never write it down and
read a script, Comma, I would never do that period.

Speaker 24 (14:12):
Scary. We like Slice Time, but we love Brooklyn Boys.
If Brody wants to turn it into Bryce Time, let him.
We'll listen to him all day.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Thank you, Bryce Time.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
Brooklyn Boys and Slice Time combine. In other words, if
I bring up something on Slice Time, you're always like, Okay,
we're gonna move on.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
No, I get it, And we're supposed.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
To comment and go off on a tangent.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay, and we But in order to get all this,
all these talkbacks in, we gotta keep the pace going.
But yes, of course we of course we're going to
comment on these.

Speaker 25 (14:47):
Of course see Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary scary and
Brodie this is Kelsey fron Texas Scary. I'm not gonna
knock you for leaving, Robin, because you have tsa pre check,
especially after you clarified during Slice Time. I played it
for my boyfriend and he said he'd do the same thing,
and I can't knock him for it. I mean, he
equated it to when we went on a cruise and
got faster to the fun. It was worth it to

(15:08):
us to pay and do all the extra and not
to wait. And that's Robin's choice to do it or
not to do it. Now, here's where I got to
knock you. You should have made sure someone was gonna
get your stuff before you got off the plane. Let
the other people out wait for someone from your group
to know. That way, you can look back and see, okay,
someone got it, or if nobody did, then you know

(15:29):
you're still in the plane and you can go back
there and grab yourself. Oh, by the way, thank you
one Valdez. I'm glad I'm not the only one whose
brain went there when Scary said he was gonna punish
his girlfriend. Anyway, Love you guys, Slice for life.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
It's a figure of speech. I love how people certainly
wouldn't know the planet.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
No.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I like her. I like the way she served that up.
That was nice. That was nice. But she could have
said I still understand why people are triggered by certain vocabulary,
certain words. Well, because you don't punish your girl. I
know it's not physically, but I don't. What do you
keep what you boys? Broken? Boys? Now?

Speaker 23 (16:09):
Hi Brooklyn boys, this is Lauren from New Jersey listeners
since episode zero and first time talkbacker. I just want
to let you know that I thought about you guys
a few times. When I was in the city this
past weekend with my husband. So this is our first
time away from the kids in ten years, and we
were celebrating my fortieth birthday. So my husband picked two
bougie restaurants nice and I wondered if they were scary

(16:30):
level bougie uh. And not only that, but we got
free dessert in both places.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Loble gum shrimp. Let's find out what those were. I
want to know what gum mama's borrows.

Speaker 23 (16:43):
So the first place we went to was Catch, New York,
and I sat down at a dirty place setting, so
they offered us free dessert there. And then the next
night we went to Zooma on Madison Avenue and got
free dessert for my birthday.

Speaker 13 (16:56):
So I thought of you, Brody, because we got free dessert.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Nice, although improves.

Speaker 23 (17:01):
I just need to tell you how I was so
disappointed in my Artichoke pizza experience. No, I've heard about
Artichok pizza a thousand times from you guys on The
Big Show, and it's the put one in New Brunswick,
New Jersey, which is near where I live, and it
was amazing. I had a vodka slice and I was
obsessed and I just wanted to share.

Speaker 26 (17:21):
It with my husband.

Speaker 23 (17:22):
We were staying a couple blocks away from the Times
Square Artichoke, and he didn't like it. The pizza was
not heated up enough. It was cold in the center
and I was so disappointed.

Speaker 13 (17:32):
Anyway, love you guys.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
See issue, Yeah, not a taste issue. You glad you
liked to want in New Brunswick.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
You know, just to piggyback what you're saying there, when
a brand is franchised out, you're going to have quality
control issues at certain locations. It does suck. There's the
original location of Artichoke, which is on tenth Avenue in
seventeenth Street, always the best, phenomenal, solid place.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
Told you I had a problem with one of their
locations once.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, I was in Williamsburg once and it was same thing.
I got a cold piece. So yeah, so you know
when a place that's what happens when it's franchised out.
You don't get the same quality. But if you get
it right though, it's still peoples. I will say, if
you're in New Brunswick, I'm gonna recommend a place called
Mancini's Pizza.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Okay, just look that up. They're from Brooklyn. The logo
is the Brooklyn Bridge and the pizza is spot on.
Everything they sell as is perfect.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
And over the weekend I went to a really great
restaurant that I have not been to since I was
a kid, Parkside in Corona, Queens oh across from the
LEMONI is King of Corona. Man. I haven't been there
in so long, and we said, let's let's go out there,
we take let's take a ride. A bunch of us
went out. The food was so good and it was

(18:51):
as good as it ever was. But Brody, I got
to sit at the table that belonged to Frankie A
and the you know from the Fourth Seasons guy. There
was a placard on over the you know next to
the table.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Have you seen him lately?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
He looks like you No, I got I gotta say,
crowdboard cutout so it had his name and a bunch
of other names of families of people that actually have
that table. So thank you for they got it. Did
I ask to be? But anyway, great meal, Frankie Alfredo,
love you guys. How do you how do you wait
a minute? Is that what you had for dinner?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Frankie Frankie.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I had to Frankie Alfredo, they should make that a
dish anyway, if you ever, if you ever want an
old school red sauce Italian not a sponsor. Did not
get a discount. They bought us a drink after meal.
After the meal, but anyway, But yeah, Parkside in Corona, Queens.
And to answer her question, Zuma excellent spot. Yes, of course,

(19:51):
I love that. It's scary Jones approved, and so is
Catch New York. Another great place, and I'm glad you
got your free dessert. You got to speak up when
you got a dirty place. I have been die in
those places, so good spot. Both of them.

Speaker 27 (20:03):
H scary. Georgina here outside of Philly, I have to
say you were not a jerk for not waiting for
your girlfriend when you often get her tsa pre check,
and she declined that was her decision not to go through,
so I would not blame you for that. However, you
were a total douchebag for asking other people to get
your luggage off the plane.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, you should have moved it up.

Speaker 27 (20:25):
With you when you change seats. It would have taken
me about two minutes or at the very least walked
back after the people have ahead of you moved and
got Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I gotta I gotta say thank you so much. That
was I love the way you served that up too.
That was that was wonderful. That was brilliant.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
She came in, she came in slow with the change up,
and he came in hard with the fast.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Just kind of it's kind of ease into it, totally right.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I totally understand you.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, but I know, but you know, and I could
take my lumps, but you know, in all in all honesty,
they were literally rolling back from the gate when they
upgraded me. There were and all the compartments were closed.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
I think nobody cares about you getting upwards.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
No, she said that I need to take my stuff
with me. I had to explain why I didn't. That's
why I didn't all the compartments. Okay, that's what she
saidn't go back and get your stuff. That's also that
that was at the end of the flight. I had
no choice but to wait till the end of the flight.
I could have handled it better. We admit that we
handed your free drank. We move on.

Speaker 28 (21:21):
Oh my goodness, first last time, three twenty eight. This
was driving me crazy. Gandhi never does anything without complaining.
She didn't have to take your stuff in the airport,
but she did, and then she complains. And I don't understand.
If you were at the end of the ramp, that
is very cool because you don't want to stay on
the ramp. Everybody always wants people to get off the

(21:43):
freaking ramp, especially when there are wheelchairs.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
So thank you.

Speaker 28 (21:50):
Okay, scary, Yes, you could have stayed in your seat
and we did the Gandhy got up to you. But
if you got off, and you know, Gandhi decided to
take her stuff, that is her on her. She did
not have to do it.

Speaker 27 (22:03):
And she complains.

Speaker 28 (22:04):
Every time she does something for somebody else, she finds
something to complain. She complained the Bukar is driving, but
she never got a car of her own, and she complains, complains, complaints.
Listen how Gandhi threw you under the bus. You're talking
about something else and then you switch comments and she's like,
oh you do you want to hear?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
What is it?

Speaker 27 (22:24):
Did you want to hear?

Speaker 28 (22:25):
And then she complained when you hear this quote unquote
through her under the bus. She cannot take any criticism.
She always thinks she is a god. She just always
thinks she's correct, and she drives me crazy. Just one
more things. She stick up her butt and she just
has no empathy at all for anybody. She drives me crazy.
It's so hard to listen sometimes because sometimes she can

(22:47):
be nice. She's like a doctor Jacob and mister Hyde.
But then she's so cruel only time she complains complaints
about every single person crazy.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Just a female version of the Trucker. I was thinking that,
I like that's let me let me address by the way,
thank you very much for calling and being a new
a new talkbacker like that.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
It was Scary's idea to put Gandhi on on the podcast. Yes,
it was h your analogy that if she doesn't have
a car, then she can't complain about Scary's driving. If
you don't have a car and you get into an
uber and they drive like a maniac, you have a
right to complain even though you don't have a car.
If I go to a restaurant, I can complain about
the food even though I don't cook at home. I
mean that's you still can com If I go to
a concert, I can go that concert sucked, even though

(23:30):
I don't play electric guitar, so well, yeah, you know. Anyway,
the point is Gandhi didn't want to leave the stuff,
which makes her a good person. But she can still
complain that Scary didn't wait at her seat.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Scary, would you like to defend Ghandha your friend, because
you don't seem to be defending her at all. No,
I'm just gonna let that stand the way it was
and take a commercial break.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Fair enough, it's a boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Okay, we're back.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
We're back.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
We're back with I liked. I like the new talkbackers
that are coming through. I had some good ones today.
Well we're only halfway there. Living on a prayer, thank you, Bonjo.
The band's not the.

Speaker 26 (24:10):
Okay, this is Lindsay from San Diego and I have
to comment about the eighteen year old gambling and playing blackjack.
My dad cannot wait until I turned eighteen, and in
California we have a lot of Indian casinos that you
can gamble out at eighteen. I was in my freshman
year at college when I turned eighteen, and my dad

(24:30):
took me to the casino and tell me all about
playing blackjack and this and that, now that's something we
bonded over. I don't see anything lindsay again. And also,
my dad always gives me money to play with. There
was a time that me and my dad and my
sister were all playing at a table sharing money across
and we ended up leaving the casino with over three
thousand dollars. So it can actually be a really fun

(24:51):
family experience.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
All right, Okay, cool, fair enough. I got some feedback
on that on The Big Show too, people that more
people than we know train and teach their kids how
to gamble at an early age. There you go when
they're younger and when they were just I come into age. Think.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I think when my oldest daughter was fifteen or sixteen,
we tried to smuggle her into the casino and we
got kicked out.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Oh shit.

Speaker 26 (25:19):
See.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Maybe it's because I'm so used to Atlantic City and
Vegas where it's twenty one, so I don't think twenty
one is as made of a deal. Because we were
in the Bahamas, where the legal age is eighteen. So
it was just weird seeing a teenager there being trained
and taught how to how to play black Chick.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
All right, I don't think any of my kids were
in Atlantis once they turned eighteen. Otherwise I think I
might have if they wanted to.

Speaker 25 (25:41):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, Brody and scary, Scary and Brody. This
is Kelsey from Texas. So I have to tell you
what just happened to me and my boyfriend. He totally
just grape soda the guys at Waterburger. Oh no, what,
we ordered a solid curb side. Well he did, and
they started. Someone walked out without any bags or anything,
and we're just thinking, eh, ooh. So he tells us

(26:04):
that he dropped the chicken from the salad, so they're
having to remake his salad right now. So when they
told us that, he just kind of calmly asks him,
can we get some cookies? I said, I got you,
and he left a few minutes later, a different guy
comes out and he brings us society. He said, Hey,

(26:26):
sorry the other guy. The other guy dropped the chicken
before we could get to your salad, so we made
you a new one and I put two cookies in
there for y'all. Oh, so, I thought thought that was
hilarious that he grape sod at him. Anyway, let you
guys later, No, no, see what he did was cordial.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
What Brody did was actually open the refrigerator that he
had access to and grabbed a grape soda out of
the refrigerator, and as he was walking toward the door,
looked back and say we good. Were good?

Speaker 7 (26:53):
If I said, I was walking towards the door. I
took the soda out and said, by the way, I
had Chinese food.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Uh, what's today? Two nights ago? I ordered Chinese food
and I spent.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
I don't know, thirty five dollars for the food, okay,
And so you know, they have the little coupons on
the menu if you spend a certain amount of money
get General Choe Chicken for free or an eggroll. I
just wanted a can of soda, so I said, hey,
can I get a can of soda?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Can, no bottle.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Now I technically qualified for the bottle, but I didn't
want to get into it with them because I'm a
regular customer there.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
So I took the can of soda. And I think
I told this story on a previous episode. I prayed scary.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I could have had the lipt and iced tea, which
is always good, but I went for the diet PEPSI
took the cand of diet pepsi. I opened it up
in the car and what did it taste?

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Like?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Like like aluminum, like metal, like eating a magnet.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
It was terrible. It was like nineteen seventy five soda.
That's how old it was.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
I don't know where to get this soda from, but
every soda in the refrigerator is fucking old and disgusting.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I gotta stop asking for now.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
The two Leon bottles are fine, but the cans they
must have like the cans in the basement with dust
on them.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
They probably stocked up five years ago when there was
a sale. And now I think.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Michael Jackson was on this can. That's how old this
freaking pepsi was.

Speaker 29 (28:06):
Tiffany from Atlanta.

Speaker 30 (28:07):
I worked at a BMW dealership for four years and
I just want to say that BMW's can run on
normal tires. Most people, that least BMW's actually would take
off the run flots, leave them in the garage for
the remainder of the leaf, and drive on normal tires.

Speaker 29 (28:20):
And when the leaf was up, they would put the
run flats bot on and return it that way. So
you are perfectly fine running on normal tires. Ubougie Bassard no,
except I get to choose this.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
The car was already there and they said do you
want this car? Yes or no? But I will say this.
People get regular tistand I understand that, but I will
say tell you. I'm going to tell We'll wait for
the Brooken boys. But I feel I feel justified about
getting the wheel entire package, and it's it's a horrific
story that continues to this to this moment. Here I

(28:53):
am three four days later without my car. But yes,
all right, justified, gotcha.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Morning guys. Brodie.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
I know you're giving Scary a hot time about the
tire with the bullshit it's being w but a call
back to what something you said about when you have
all wheel driving a car.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
And I'm suspecting his car is because most.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
People these days, but uh, you can't put us fat
higher on an all wheel drive car.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
You completely fuck your drive train. So they have to
take that car. And I only know. I only know
about all this because my.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Mother actually has a Beamer and we had the same
exact problem on the FDR. She got to blowout and
she had to drive all the way home and then
she had to go to the BMW dealership and had
to replace the tire and you know all that good stuff.
But yeah, they can't do that. And there's no way
to change a tire on the street and balance it

(29:55):
and everything else. I know you know that, and I
know you just give Scary all the time.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
He doesn't know it because he only does that for.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
You don't need to a tire unless you're putting it
on a rim. I never say something about putting a
new tire on the rim.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Second of all, you can put a donut on an
oil all wheel drive car as long as you don't
drive a high speeds and you don't drive long distance.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
After you hear what happened to a gas station or
a tire place. He could absolutely do that. But change
he has one more. He has one more you can't do.
You cannot change the tire that I freaking had. The tire.
He can put a donut on the car. Okay, there's
no donut. There's no room for donut in my car.
I have a convertibonut has no trunk.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
No what a piece of shit?

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Uh? I just heard the rest of that.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
That conversation with Scary said the same thing about the
O wheel drive and He's one hundred percent right. All
wheel drive cars cannot be flat towed regularly because you
can't lift the front wheels and have the back wheels
a neutral.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
That is correct.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
If you've ever seen a car up on a lift,
Fuck the car up been the wheels on an all
wheel drive car. They all turn in different directions, but
they all turned, they're all linked together.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Listen. Everybody thinks they know everything about all cars. But
you know something. I was told. These are the parameters,
these are the guardrails. These are the rules of your car.
When I got this car. Okay, so I knew what
I was in for, and I knew what I signed
up for. It's a lot of headaches, but you know what,
let's make it price time. Here we go. We're going
on a quick diversion. Here's what happened. Look, look, take

(31:33):
I Nope, this is for Reggie. This is for Reggie.
The wheels are turning in all directions. It is like
an all wheel drive. Fucking price time. But if I may.
I got a fucking call this morning from the dealership
because they still don't have my car. And they said,
because you live in fucking pothole ridd in New York
City where the temperatures go up and down like a

(31:54):
roller coaster, and there's all the potholes everywhere and they
haven't fixed them. I have not one, but three bubbles
on three different tires, so today had to change three
of my tires and one of the wheels. The wheel
was fucked up because it hit the tire. It hit
the pothole so badly. If you do not live in

(32:14):
New York City or these dilabordated roadways around the Five Borrows,
you cannot understand. You cannot relate unless you live in
an area that's similar, that has the same bullshit going
on their low profile tire tires because of the kind
of car it is.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
And the only thing low profile about Starck is lifelib.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
So all I'm gonna fucking tell everybody is brody. Can
suck it because the tire and wheel package paid for
itself three times over on this one trip to the dealership,
because it's all coming out to free ninety nine for
me zero. That's how much I'm gonna pay to have
three six hundred dollars fucking run flats taken, you know, changed,

(32:58):
and a wheel which is who knows how much the
freaking wheel is the rims are like twelve hundred who
knows how, I don't even want to look. Point is,
I now feel justified, and I don't want to hear
from anybody. Everybody I've spoke to you outside of this
podcast and the talk packers have said you did the
right thing by getting the tire and wheel package. It

(33:18):
is not a sucker's bet, and I don't care anybody
else's homework. Go ahead, I would like you to figure
out what your total cost of the run flat package
is over the course of your lease, right, the total
is right, right, and then figure out except I didn't
have a chance to put regular tires on Brody because
that's how the car came. It's a lease.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
You could at least a different car dealerships all over
the place. You chose that call. So I need you
to tell me what the run flat package cost you
over the three years of the lease, whatever the length
of the lease is, versus the cost of three normal
tires and paying a place to straighten a rim. Because
you can repair rims, you can straighten them.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Okay, So now I should take it to a freaking
random shot, a third party shop and have them hammered out.
You don't do the BMW could get that done for
you while I have your car. So the average cost
the straightening rim is about two hundred dollars. There's a
little bit about six the slice in it. It has
a fucking cut and dash. Dude, these the perfect the rim,

(34:15):
the wheel it's it's cracked. It's fucking crack. Bent you
said bent, it's cracked. Shitty car company makes rims that crack, dude.
The potholes are like an abyss. It's like a fucking sinkhole.
That's what's going on over here.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
This fifteen million.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
You wouldn't know that, brody, because you don't You don't
drive into the city.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't drive into the city my
whole life up until recently. You stopped that two and
a half years ago. I still go there and have changed.
The runs have gotten dramatically worse than the best. Doing
this time of the year in the spring, the potholes
are at their worst.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
So what was the spring like rest? Why are we
doing a Brooking Boys episode? You called it?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Bryce?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
All right, Bryce Bryson, Bryce's time, all right, back to
the I'm sorry, I'm beating this dead horse.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Brody and scary, never scary and brody.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
This is well from CT scary.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Who the fuck sends a car overnight for a tire?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Okay, I'm out. I'm out, I explained myself already. No, No,
because he doesn't know. He doesn't know. You don't know
the situation I'm in, and it's irrelevant at this point.
Nobody knew nobody's so maybe it has other things in
the call. I wanted other things. He might want to talk.
All right, let's go to his next one. Then, No,
I want to get that one.

Speaker 31 (35:30):
Because every time Scary talks about going to dinner or
even the idea of you tagging alarm, it's always, oh,
you're not gonna have a good time. You're not gonna
like this. It's always the same ship. He doesn't want
you around. You're like the little brother to him who
always wants to hang out with big brother and friends.
It's like, you embarrassed me, kid, Get away from it.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
He does embarrass me.

Speaker 6 (35:51):
It's scary. Do you send your car off to add
when's your washer fluid too?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'm just curious, scary, Okay, mount come out.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
When you have a car, when you have a car
that Yeah, no, but that's what you get, you know,
when you when you when you have the car service.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Somebody washed me on the trunk and the dirt? Can
you please come and fix it? When they take your car,
they do it all for you. You don't have to
question them because that's what fucking white glove service does.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
That's what they do. That's what you paid. Yes, that's
what I paid for instead of paying it's the suction cup,
isn't holding?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Can you come get it?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Instead of paying to send three kids through college and
have a wife and have a zillion things going on,
that's my expense. I choose to spend my money toward
a bougie ass car package and and that's it. And
I get to do that, all right? First world problems.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, moving on, Moving on?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
What does she have to say now, Sary?

Speaker 24 (36:57):
So, first can't come out beating with you because he
doesn't want pay for your liquor?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
What the fuck is going on here? Take two?

Speaker 13 (37:15):
Sorry about them.

Speaker 24 (37:16):
So, first, Brody isn't allowed to eat with you because
he won't pay for your liquor. And now Brody's alowed
to eat with you because he's too funny.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Wait, come on, No, I didn't say that I wanted
Brody to come to dinner this time. Are you guys
hearing this right?

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Are we?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Is there a different version of you? Is there a
different version of the podcast being put out there? I
wanted you, if I want to come to dinner, I
need to tone it down. All I said was they're
parameters because you were going to get into it with
your arch nemesis Josh at dinner.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
No, I'm his arch nemesis, He's not mine.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Okay either way, But all I'm saying is you could
have a little tact.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Did you have a little bit of conniverisation with him
at dinner? Did you talk to you at dinner and
say I want to have Brody and next time your name?
Didn't you need to leave a lay off of him?
Your name didn't even come up.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
But honestly, my buddy, you guys, buddy everybody with when
the steak knives involved, I get a little worried. But
if we're being honest here, if we're being honest, I
wanted you to come to dinner, but show a little
bit of restraint. A little bit.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
I have restraint. Josh doesn't have restraint.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Oh my God, that's all. But yes, I didn't want
you to come to dinner next time. Why don't you
come to dinner with us next time.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
When Josh invites me? All right, we're gonna have to
have Josh on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I feel like now where he had him on, you
saw badly it went, this is bubbling under. I'm not
gonna put him on the spot. I mean, does the
woman and it's fine. I was nothing but nice to
him when he worked at Ze one hundred, nothing but nice.
Then all right, I like.

Speaker 14 (38:46):
Him, Abraham, but he doesn't like you, Abraham boy. Well
that's the problem, Abraham boys. Johnson ct Sira. I don't
know what makes you think the noises from your blowhole
are valuable. But people don't typically take their advice from
trash and self. Here, maybe Rifka actually has proper values
and morals, like not treating yourself like a piece of meat.
Got your back RISKO.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Okay, let's defend Rifka, but let's not insult Another call.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Is that slice to slice?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
That was slice to slice violence. That's slice on slice crime,
slice crime crime.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Sho it all the time. We need a slice crime stinger,
slice crime, slice crime. Just take this song Slice Crime.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
All right, continue, he's back again on the loyalty tracker ring.

Speaker 14 (39:40):
Now, if you have to have a tracking device to
verify your partner is not cheating, you should not be
in the relationship. I don't understand why people stay in
relationships with people they cannot trust. Thank you, by the way, scary.
I leave these talkbacks early in the morning because I
worked third shift. Just for the record, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
There you go, thank you. That was also from episode
to be twenty nine. Don't hit on that game. I
like him, yeah, good man, solid Slice on Slice Crime,
Slice Crime.

Speaker 32 (40:06):
Boys Beat Set a book from Chris d Speaking of
Greedy Dick. I was at a family dinner, so I
couldn't make this joke because of the crowd. But they
were talking about how they made a cake and they
said they put it in the refrigerator to make it firm,
and I just wanted so bad to say, hey, I
don't even need the fridge.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Okay, fer Dick joke yup here, hio.

Speaker 32 (40:29):
And back to the TSA pre teck thing. You guys
missed a bunch of song references. You kept saying, upgrade, Beyonce, upgrade,
I can upgrade you kept saying the other side, Bruno Mars,
I'll be waiting on the other.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Side, the other side, and also read hot chili peppers
the other side and Jason Derulo the other side. What
come on now, that's.

Speaker 32 (40:50):
Good and you gotta call spruce spruce moose. Spruce moose
is on the loose, spruce moss beer. I saw it
at Chapper, so slices of drink can get spruce smooth spear.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
All right, thank you? All right, he's continuing along. There's
a few more of these. Know this is somebody else, sup.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Broole wlises, scary you that you were that Berdie al
Smith also sings, take me to the other side.

Speaker 33 (41:22):
Good one soup, Brokole wlises Maddy from Brooklyn Bronx, Scary
You just fucking said that you were punishing your girlfriend
and then another woman to not be emotional. Are you
so fucking for real right now? Brody? We are judging him.
We're all judging him, Scary. You owe Brody a fucking
steak dinner. The five hundred dollars to get Robin through

(41:43):
Clear and tsa pre check is not payment for the
steak dinner. You owe him to steak dinner. You fucked
over Gandhi with those luggages, and you suck now for.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Someone who's from the Bronx and supposed to have thick skin.
You sure, Brooklyn, you sure are triggered by words. Don't
make me pull out the snowflake jingle on her.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
You don't punish your girlfriend, that's nothing.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I never listen to me. People knew what I was
talking about. Figure of figure of speech. That's not a
figure of speech. I'm gonna punish my girlfriend. I'm not
a figure of speech unless you're watching Dateline. It was fleeting. Okay,
he shows your relationship, Matty.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Keep talking that way.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Do better, Maddie, do better.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
You know what if Robin was more like Maddie, she
punched you in the face for leaving her tsa pre check,
I mean leaving.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Our t I will probably enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Oh yeah, well scary.

Speaker 33 (42:30):
There might be other slices who aren't articulate with their words,
but you're supposed to be fucking articulated at your job.
You talk for a living, You use words for a living.
Stop it, you suck, use better words and get Brody
has steak dinner. I'm so mad at you right now,
I'll get over it. But I'm so mady right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
She's got another one. Hold no, she's not done yet.

Speaker 33 (42:53):
And for the record, I don't care that you don't
wait for Robin and that you go through the TSA
pre check.

Speaker 27 (43:00):
Has used better words.

Speaker 33 (43:02):
She made her choice, You made your choice. You still
come off like the dick.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
So irritable, so irritable, Martie odd Court, No take it.

Speaker 22 (43:13):
Hey, Brody and scary, scary and Brody.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
This is William from atl.

Speaker 22 (43:17):
So we've established it. Scary doesn't like you know, twad, god, pussy,
you know all those words for certain part of the
female anatomy. But how do you feel about pumpum? Married
into an island family and discovered that that's their word
for it. So let's see how you feel about old pumpum.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I'm okay with that, thank you.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Brody thoughts, Yeah, I would never use that term, but
it's certainly better.

Speaker 15 (43:45):
I guess.

Speaker 34 (43:47):
Brody and Scary this is Rename from Lancaster. I'm wondering
about the scary and the BMW service gave us many
other car care services, and I do believe a guy
I work with has the same BMW service and run
flat tires. You can't get a rental, they give you
a free courtesy car, at least the BMW here. But

(44:10):
I'm wondering if that PM Taylor is a sponsor, the
one in Westchester of Scary.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
No, it's not, but we're working on them. We're trying
to get him as a sponsor, and they may, they may.
I'm actually I've been actually trying to talk to them
to see about advertising with the radio station. But so no,
right currently we do not have to play the jingle
because they're not a sponsor. But yes, all right, let's
let's take the break off. Yeah, it's coming up on

(44:36):
that time. Let's do it the Brook Glynn Boys podcast.
We will be right back, all right, clean slate. Let's
hope for some positivity here in the final stretch. A man,
if it's negative, as long as it's not about me,
oh of course not. Yeah, I feel I got more
shade come in my way. How much can a man take? Well,
let's find out. Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 34 (45:00):
Bertie and Scary.

Speaker 13 (45:02):
This is Renee from Lancaster. I'm wondering about.

Speaker 34 (45:05):
The Scary and the BMW.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Service boys would say as.

Speaker 34 (45:10):
Many other car care services, and I do believe a
guy I work with has the same BMW service and
run flat tires. You can't get a rental. They give
you a free courtesy car at least the BMW here.
But I'm wondering if that bm Taylor is a sponsor
one in Westchester of.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Scary, not currently a sponsor, but no full disclosure. We
are actively trying to make them a sponsor because they
are amazing. They are a great dealership. They and I
and I you know no, but I stand by what
what you know my experience sponsoring the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
They're not well, they won't well. Maybe I can interest

(45:47):
them in that while we're at That would be nice,
but they're not car. I'll take a sponsor, not a
sponsor anywhere, but we are trying.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
By the way, Dodge, if you're listening and you want
to give me an EV charger, I'm in.

Speaker 35 (46:01):
Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut, scary. I don't understand how
come you can tell Brody he needs to tone it down.
He asks a certain way when Josh is attacking him
every time they go out. But when he said to
talk to Josh at first, you were kind of like, oh,
I can't do that I don't understand that you should
be able to talk to Josh the way you speak

(46:23):
to Brody. But obviously something's wrong with Josh that he
keeps attacking Brody and he cannot and he feels it
necessary to start with Brody every time you guys go
out and do something. I don't understand that. I don't
understand why Josh needs to attack him.

Speaker 29 (46:41):
So I would talk to Josh.

Speaker 20 (46:43):
Instead of Brody.

Speaker 35 (46:44):
It would be different if Brody was attacking him for
no reason every time he went out, But it sounds
like Josh is doing it. So I have a conversation
with Josh, just like Brody said, because I'm on Brody's
side with this, you should be inviting him out.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Also, wait, hold on, Laura, No, let me just say.
This was a dinner that was planned by Josh and
people that are friends with Josh and me being one
of their friends. So it's hard for me in this
specific case. Yeah, this one, because Josh is holding court.

(47:16):
It's like his dinner that he invited me to and
I wanted Brody be a part of. But I thought
so I thought that maybe Brody being invited, he could
play nice in the sandbox with this group of people.
Again Brody being the outsider here coming into a group,
merging into a group of guys who hang out with
each other every day every week. These are the tight

(47:38):
so you have to realize the dynamic here. That's why
I said what I said. And I'm like, it's hard
for me to tell Josh this because he'll be like
full Josh will be like, go fuck yourself, scary, then
Brody's not coming. But all I was trying to do
in the in this situation was be like, I know
I could merge into traffic very easily, and I could
be again, I could be a Camille and I can.

(48:00):
I can gotta get it blend into my surrounds because
Josh doesn't. Josh doesn't needle you, right right.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
My and my other my other thing was why don't
you and Brandon and me and Bernie get together and
Sal get together and then say, hey, Josh, if you'd.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Like to join us the rules?

Speaker 6 (48:18):
Right?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
I like that idea actually, But yeah, I said on
the podcast, Yeah, I do like I suggest that, but yeah, again,
I want to go on the record for the slices.
I like Josh, Josh is funny. Josh's Mets fan. He's
a solid guy, but I think he feels like, Hey,
if I'm going to be the funniest person, I gotta
go after the guy.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
He has to go after you.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
And all my point was is there's always a lot
of competition when it comes to you know, from my.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
End, I don't consider him competition. I consider him a
good guy.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Listen, people can be funny, they just can't be the funniest.
And that's what he wants to be.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Right, But you also don't have to be the funniest
in the room every.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Time, right unless someone starts, in which case I have
to retaliate.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
There is that.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
I can't have him going home thinking he's funny than.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
May mean it turns into a good old fashioned brook
Brooklyn rankout contest.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I mean, we don't want this is what it turns into. Hey,
hey Josh, how's it going? How about those mats? No
good time?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Hey Brody, how are you gonna be fucking cheap tonight?

Speaker 34 (49:15):
Huh?

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Hey, Brody?

Speaker 36 (49:20):
Scary scare Brody is William from Ato's listening to three
twenty nine, listening to YouTube drone on and on about
the tire I'll play in the package and you gotta
get blah blah blah blah. Now you're already going to
tars at Walmart, you know, like a normal person. And
I paid ten dollars for the road hazard package. And
if anything happens to the tarre, guess what, go back

(49:41):
to Walmart and they replace it. Because I paid ten
dollars extra, I didn't have to pay a million, seven
hundred and seventy five thousand dollars extras.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
A scary did Yeah, well, wishful thinking. I wish I
could do the same, but I'm not. I can't do
that with with my current.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Got one of the cars on the lot that had
the regular tires.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
All right, but I made my decision. I made my
bad Now I have to lie in it.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
That's and I prefer Williams bed Walmart tires. Put them
on ten box.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
That's great. Listen, and they don't don't take his car
for three days when you get your call back, scary
maybe tomorrow, No, no, no, shade. They had to order
of freaking wheel. Oh here's this guy. Here we go,
here we go. This guy's got something he wants. Definitely,
he definitely want yeah, but he also he wants to
say something about the tires guarantee.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Brooken boysy bohom this and he saw this brody scary.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Brody is always right, that's it.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
That's a tweet.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Don't tweet me back, Hey, broken busy bohof and he
saw this scarry?

Speaker 17 (50:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Could it be more bougie?

Speaker 37 (50:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
I think it's kind of lacking on the bogs. I
think if you would have gotten a higher end car, right,
more higher and than the one you already have that's
a loner, and then just rip with it, then that
would have been great.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
But not having a car, I don't know, scary, slacking, right, and.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
It's always burning scary. So on the dad taking his
eighteen year old daughter gambling, yes, parents do that often,
scary and she was able to gamble at eighteen, I'm probably,
you know, drinking. My drinking friends teach their kids drinking

(51:24):
so they know what it feels to be drunk. And
my pet heads friends teach their kids, hey, this is
what good so they know, you know, not to smoke
seeds or any of that crap. And you know, I
understand what good weed is and bad weed. You want
to protect your kids scary, you're teach them the ropes.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Good night, thank you one sounds like you've been smoking something,
but love you too.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Don't Yeah, I don't need to do that, Quander.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
As always, Hey, broken boys, it's Owen from Philly.

Speaker 12 (52:02):
I've only made a couple of these talkbacks. Anyway, I'm
calling I'm a little behind. I'm on episode three twenty.

Speaker 14 (52:09):
I think it's scary gets.

Speaker 12 (52:10):
Scambonied again or something like that. Anyway, I'm a gay man.
I don't sound gay as you can probably hear if
that's even a thing. But oh from Philly again. Anyway,
So you guys were talking about the word cunty, you know,
the gen Z thing. Uh So that's like specifically a

(52:34):
gay community like trans community serving kunt it not only
means giving like Vagina's give, but also like if it
was maybe a drag queen.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
They're serving as if.

Speaker 10 (52:46):
They have a.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
You know, yeah, right.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
From Philly part three.

Speaker 12 (52:53):
Yeah, So essentially that's that's kind of where it where
it's at.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
I'm like on the cusp.

Speaker 12 (52:59):
Between gen Z and millennials. So there's a lot of
women that I know where I will say something along
those lines and they will give me that look, and
I'm just like, girl, you're not acting very cunty right now,
which you know is the opposite of what one might
have said if they were misogynistic like a little while ago.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
Okay, But by not acting the sea word by his definition,
aren't they acting seaword by the old definition?

Speaker 20 (53:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
I guess so. I guess it's a matter of convenience
of how you want to use it and when. I mean.
But I see where he's talking about, and it has
several different layers to this. Not judging, but well it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
What it's referring to has several different layers.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Yeah, several MD from ND here right there.

Speaker 38 (53:47):
Only reason why Scary does not want to take his
BMW to another dealership is hello, I'm guessing that Westchester
dealership is the sponsor.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
For a sponsor's why you don't won't.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Let them do it in me?

Speaker 19 (54:03):
I know, because it's easier and they're not giving him
extra cash.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
I know them who I know them and the way
they think they know me. But once again, not a sponsor.

Speaker 19 (54:16):
But and also I would think with White Glove VIP
service they would have had a tow truck out within
a half hour, not two three hours later, and as
Brody said, it would be back the same day.

Speaker 20 (54:34):
No, so he ain't getting no damn white.

Speaker 13 (54:36):
Gloves or you're getting the black gloves service.

Speaker 20 (54:40):
I guess you're having a lovely county day.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
So check this out once once you make it the best.
We really do. But a correction, when when you call
the roadside assistance at BMW, they're forced to hand it
off to the local tow truck drivers and flatbetters because
that's the way things work around these parts. So once

(55:07):
you're in the hands of them, of the local, it's
on them. And now you're dealing with a local service
to get the car to where it needs to go.
That's how the towing system works here, all right. I
don't know how it works, and you're part of the country,
but they dispatch it so it has nothing to do
with BMW themselves. They did their part, all right. Now,

(55:29):
she continues on, it sounds like, oh no, I lie,
it's the trucker.

Speaker 37 (55:35):
Hey God, good morning, it's me, the old cow board trucker.
Here one more time, it's Surrebarbery. Do you know, Scudy,
You know, considering that you're probably getting overcharged over but
you're getting a good service.

Speaker 39 (55:50):
You know, that's what's important. If you're willing to pay
for the service, you're getting a good deal. So they're
picking up your vehicle, they're fixing it, and then you're
they're taking it to where you want it, take it
to night. So you're getting a good deal there, can brodie,
you know, concerning your little light.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
Bulb their situation.

Speaker 39 (56:07):
You know, it's good that you're getting in there, getting
your hands dirty and saving some money.

Speaker 37 (56:11):
You know, because if you take it to the dealership
like Scudio there, you're gonna get shifted.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
But you know what you gotta do. You gotta get
in there and take a look at that socket.

Speaker 39 (56:22):
You know, there might be too much resistant, it might
have overheated, and it might look the connectors might look black,
so that means you might have to replace your connector there, Okay,
and Brody, if it turns out you gotta replace your connector,
you know, go ahead and do it, but don't forget
to put a little bit of dialect de grease.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
On that connector before you put it back in there.

Speaker 37 (56:42):
And scooty, you know, take a look at how much
you're paying for that road side assistance and you know,
if you're getting over sharks, you know, don't get it
next time. And you know, use that money for the
TSA thing. That way you don't have to leave Robin behind.
You know, one of those guys might steal her away
from you.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Okay, are love you too, buddy?

Speaker 20 (57:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Use your tire money to help out your girlfriend.

Speaker 19 (57:05):
Dammit, here's something funny about the whole Dick NBA player.
I work with someone whose name is Richard Dick, which
I find very funny.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Y'all have phone with that one.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Or Cane here?

Speaker 9 (57:22):
So flowed Jew, he Hey, flowed you listening? Is scary
talk about like getting his the flat and then because
he went to the gym and this, and then then
he went to work and he has like trip planned.
It's like, I know he has good intentions, and I
know he's not trying to sound bougie, but Scary wins
for nicest guy sounding like the was bougie asshole guy

(57:46):
ever And that that makes no sense, I know, but
it just does.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Love you scary, I get it, Okay, I suppose totally
get it.

Speaker 9 (57:54):
Flowed Jew again, scary. I'm gonna guess you drive a
three series and I've my family. We've had every kind
of BMW old new like. I currently drive a two
hundred and seventy thousand mile BMW, and I'm gonna tell
you right now, if you drive a regular three seat,
it's not M three because regular threes don't try, don't
use run flats. There is no tire that costs six

(58:15):
seven hundred dollars even.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Run it's not true. It's an M four and that's
what run flats cost. I mean, I google it.

Speaker 9 (58:25):
Also, I deal with BMW dealerships for twenty plus years.
I currently drive a two hundred and seventy thousand mile BMW.
I do my own work on it. And I'm just
gonna say they're called stealerships for a reason. Brody's right.
They're gonna they want to find something that's wrong with
their car. They're here to make money here, you know,
and uh steers. They know you're not gonna put the

(58:45):
car up and check it yourself, so you're gonna trust that, right,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Right by the way, which is why I specifically want
my car to this specific dealership in Westchester because they
do have my back. I do know these people personally,
and you could call them a stealership if you like.
Maybe the other ones are, but not these guys, and
they're they always have my best interests in mind, so

(59:09):
I can tell you they're properly vetted. I've done my
due diligence, and so it's all a moot point. All right,
we could skip past us. Could we end this tire thing?
I mean, god, it's me again.

Speaker 40 (59:22):
Yeah, I had to come back on here and reiterate. Hey,
that's my fancy word for they reiterate reiteration. Anyway, I
had to reiterate on the whole Rosie Assistance scooty gun
shifted with over at the dealership.

Speaker 37 (59:38):
You know, for one, I'm one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
All those add on.

Speaker 39 (59:42):
Packages they try to get you, they do with that
the dealership bot thing, they're nothing but scambonius.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Normally, you know, because when it comes time.

Speaker 39 (59:51):
To use those packages, there's always some kind of catch,
either it's not covered or there's something always you know, like, for.

Speaker 25 (59:59):
Instance, was go to this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Usually you call Rolls had assistance.

Speaker 39 (01:00:03):
They'll put up get over there, they'll put a spare
tire on there, and then they'll get you on your way,
and then it's up to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
You to take it to wherever you want to have it,
prepare that. But it seems like Scooty got the red
carpet treatment or whether.

Speaker 17 (01:00:19):
Not only did they send him a tow truck to
take his vehicle, but they're allowing him to choose the
dealership that's right preference to for the vehicle to be
taken to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
And you know they don't usually do that lot over
the people at the bat Beer own there and get
you going.

Speaker 21 (01:00:35):
And pominos, but Scootio, they end up charging you extra
mild and stuff like that, or they try to sell
you more stuff. Let me know, because then my whole
reiteration is gonna have to be reiterated.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
All right, guys, hope they try and save me money
at every turn. All right, the last two here we are, Brody,
here we go, Hey b boys.

Speaker 13 (01:00:55):
Christy from Saddlebrook regarding Scary and his flat hire. I
kind of agree with Scary. You know, he knows these
people up in Westchester, they know him, they're good to him.
Why not bring it up there or let it go
up there. He didn't need his car for twenty four hours,
so no harm, no foul, and he pays for that service.

(01:01:19):
I'm with you, scary on this one, all right, you
can't have it back?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Then they found more problems with it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
What do you want?

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
I mean that was unexpected. So okay. Last one looks
like it's also Christy from Saddlebrook.

Speaker 13 (01:01:30):
Me again, Christy regarding dinner with Friends. On this one,
I am with Brody one hundred percent. No reason for
him to tone it down and scary. Did you ever
think about asking Josh to tone it down with Brody?
I mean, why should Brody tone it Josh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Brody's again?

Speaker 13 (01:01:49):
No, no, no, totally with you on this one. Brody,
thank you. Don't even bother gracing them with your presence.
They don't deserve you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Damn right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I think we should have Josh on the next podcast episode.
Come on now, let's let the listeners. Let's let the
slices go at him. Nah, you know he deserves Adam.
It won't be They're not gonna be live where they
can call in and yell at him. We could do that,
we could set up alive. How great would that be?

Speaker 20 (01:02:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Oh, come on, no, because the fat I don't need people.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Again. I don't have anything against Josh, he just I
would not want the slices to grill Josh, No, leave
Josh alone, all right? Wow, look at you having mercy.

Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I like Josh. Thank you for your feedback today much
of course, that's what I thought.

Speaker 16 (01:02:40):
I like josh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Reactions. This podcast depends on you, baby

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