Cuomo: Fake A** New Yorker, Democrats: *sigh* 06.05.25

In episode 1875, Jack and Miles are joined by host of How To Be A Better Human, Chris Duffy, to discuss… Musk vs Trump? COME THE F**K ON..., Karine Jean-Pierre Leaves Democratic Party In Order To Promote New Book About Leaving the Democratic Party, Zohran Mamdani’s Greatest Spokesman Andrew Cuomo and more!

1. Musk vs Trump?
2. Elon's Mad
3. JEFFRIES: They'll find out. That's a red line.
4. Hakeem Jeffries: "We will make that decision in a time place and manner of our choosing..."
5. New think tank ‘Searchlight’ pushes Democrats toward more popular positions
6. Karine Jean-Pierre Leaves Democratic Party In Order To Promote New Book About Leaving the Democratic Party
7. Karine Jean-Pierre Would Not Have Done It Any Differently
8. 10 Questions With Andrew Cuomo
9. Pov: guy who is used to ordering at the poop deli goes to a normal deli

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I was just gonna wait for you guys to stop
incredible riffing.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh said like that, I'm thinking everything. I pause for
a moment, and then I realized that reads this hesitation.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
But I was really thinking about the right word to.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Use, Chris incredible. I was just waiting for this beautiful bladder.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh yeah, you guys worked up a really nice blader there.
I didn't want to interrupt. That's a sweaty butt. But
leather leather? Oh what?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Never heard that the same again?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh my god, dude, that's flatther asses foaming.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Sweating so much. It's foaming. That is the worst form
of brabies. That is really.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I thought like santorum was bad as.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Like a visual, but I would bob nely prefer that
to butt like butther phone coming out the real Isn't.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That how horses sweat? They like get an actual lad
like it's like kind of foamy.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
You're telling me horses sweat by foaming out their ass.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I foamy into a protein called leather in cut leather,
where we get leather, that's the leather, and I'm just
my butt.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
And we came back around to a true scientific factor.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I made a horses ass sweats, sweating like a horse's
ass over here.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's like my grand horse.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm foaming like a horse's ass over here. What okay? Hello?
Where are you fo all right? Hello the Internet and
welcome to season three ninety one, Episode four of You Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
There's a production of iHeart Radio.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's a podcast where you take deep to have a
du American chare cashes in.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's Thursday, June fifth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Thursday. You got National catchup Date. Here, we got a
National start over Day. Here, you got National vigeburger Day. Here,
got National moonshine Day and National gingerbread Day. That's a
pretty wow. Gingerbread, moonshine, veggie burgers and ketchup. That's actually
a party.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's a delicious meal.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, and then start over. It's probably because you just
drink a bunch of moonshine and veggie bir Oh what
is that whole thing? If?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh, it's just saying Hey, if at first you don't succeed, Aliyah,
then try again for.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
The first don't succeed.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Is it that?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Are we at the halfway point of the year? I
never know? Is it the beginning of June? The end
of June.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
What do we call it, like June fifth, fifteenth and
a half if it's December thirty first, even though we're
not counting the days, they don't have thirty four.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, shouldn't it be like a whole month period?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
The I think it'd be the end of June, right,
six full months gone, half November are talking.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
If we're talking straight months straight, you're gonna have six
on both sides, So it'd be it would be the
back half of June into the front half of July.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
If you're trying to.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
That right, I'm not gonna be the end of June anyway.
I thought that's where they can't got I'm talking.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
To it's a whole month. If you're saying there's it's
halfway through. No, I'm saying if there's a whole month,
you can't say the end of June is a month
because the beginning of June is you're getting into the what.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm saying, the halfway point in the year would be.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
The end of June. I think, oh sure.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
The mathematical math point mathematical midpoint in a non leap
year is July second.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
July second, also the worst day to go to the
hospital really is when they bring in the interns, and
that's when you're going to be getting some.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Wait, that's my second.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Specifically, July is when the medical students start like taking
over the hospitals and they it is historically and statistically
the oopsie's capital of hospital death.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Unbelievable that we have a holiday that where we blow
things up close when the.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Drunk driving capital, the fingers blown off capital of the
you know, holiday highlight of the air. And then the
worst day to go to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
We nailed the clowns. Yeah, anyways, my name is my name,
my night. Why my name is jack o Jack O'Brien. Akay.
I want Survivor. I'm not gonna give up calling you NonStop.
I'm gone bag harder.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'll win Survivor because I am Mike White. I keep
on call it, keep on reminding that one courtesy of
Smartfila on the discord and reference to the story that
we learned about Mike White who went on Survivor came
in second a writer of School of Rock and all
the White the Whites lotus and single handedly it won't

(04:49):
won't do a writer's room, just writes it by himself,
character development be damned, and he went on Survivor, came
in second, and apparently has not stopped harassing the producers
of Survivor, being like, Yo, get me on Survivor again.
I want to be back on Survivor. You're gonna do
like an all star cast because I'm I'm a star.

(05:10):
Maybe you know I cast a bunch of former cast members. Yeah,
and then he cast a bunch of former Survivor people
on his show, so seeding the ground for this. I
don't wonder he's losing steam creatively because I feel like
this is all just in service of him being on Survivor.
He's just about the shows.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's also amazing that like HBO's biggest hit might get
delayed because he catches some sort of horrible intestinal paracycle
on a deserted island.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, exactly, he's Yeah, so he is back on Survivor,
and I think he's going to probably be dangling that
over everyone's head the whole time, just being like, Yo,
do you want to be on White Lotus? You? That
is weird? Yeah, because the casting never made sense. It

(05:59):
was like I was always like, wait, do those people
even like want to be actors? Like I know all
sort of like all people go on reality TV. I
want to be famous, but he is. He's forcing them.
He's like, I don't know, Mike, she shut the fuck up,
show star.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Can you imagine competing for a million dollars against someone
who couldn't need a million dollars any less? You could
just write a million dollar check to himself.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I hope there's some like class solidarity there and they go, Bro,
we need to get Mike out the box immediately. Yeah,
you know, don't make deals with him. And I know
you're struggling a millionaires. That's the survivor theme. Uh thrilled
to be joined as always buy my co host, mister
Miles Gras.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Just one more time.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I gotta say, what do I say? It looked like pepe?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
But also this one I was snoring in MeV.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I thought you knew that said I put it up
my nose, baby baby, I say something else.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
You don't listen to me say sarcular. Shout out Snarkula
for that one. Shout out Nick Subble Terranists for what
I caught the water to look like peep. I was like,
damn bro water, it looked like peepee water.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Rice, it looked like Pep.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's pretty spot on, but I had to jump on
that new pusha t lyric where he says, yellow diamond
look like Pep. For anybody who hasn't listened to the
last fifteen episodes, all the preschool rap fans are fucking
losing it right now.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, Miles, we are strilled to be joined by the
host of How to Be a Better Human, great podcast,
very funny National Academy of Sciences live traveling game show.
Wrong answers only welcome back to the show, the hilarious,
the talented. It is Chris Cristy. I also look like Pepe.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Hey there is He looks like he's drenched choked yellow
diamond in the sky and the horse foam that's right
lathered up. My man's foaming it in today. No, Chris,
how are you doing? Where are you coming to us?
I can't believe it's been a year. It's been a year.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Every time we're like, bro, we gotta have Chris back,
and I in my mind you've been back.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Oh, thank you so much. You know it's been Uh
there's been a lot going on in the year, and uh,
I'm glad to be back. It was a joy last time.
I'm so I'm a fan of the show and I'm
glad to be back fan of you too.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
So that's great. Oh man, man mutual Admiral's right, what's
your favorite you two song? Oh? Uh without Tam and us?
Oh wait, which did you mean? No?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
That is I met you to the band. I don't
even like the two of you.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Not a fan? Not a fan. Oh, I'm so sorry
for the confusion. I love the Irish band you too.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I thought you're gonna be like, all right, which, what's
your favorite episode?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
All episodes? Is real good?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
You've only got eighteen hundred choose from. Yeah, I know,
I couldn't name a single one, and I've been on
every almost I don't even know how we haven't repeated
a title at this point.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I mean we probably have, but nobody would notice.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I think we have pretty No, we've got some keen
eyed listen very much on it.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I think they have to be.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Keen eyed for the titles, that's rights. Yeah, yeah, because
they're the same people who tell us like, hey, guys,
you guys are coming up like on a milestone. Really
really are what? Our data doesn't indicate this I you've
talked about we batch recorded all of these back in
twenty seventeen.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You know what I love about it? You have you
have a group of listeners who are so uh great,
love the show, and they are both very detail oriented
and focused and also the kind of people who are like, hey,
I'd like to make a peepe joke. I love that
combination of people.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
We're threatening the needle here, we've threaded the needle. That's beautiful. Yeah, Chris,
to have you. We're going to get to know you
a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going
to tell the listeners a couple of the things that
we're talking about. It's musk the Trump, whoever wins, we
all lose. Is that the catchphrase for the alien verse
predator fitting for these two considering South African and he's

(10:18):
a fucking predator. Yeah right, And we're going to talk
about just the Democrats general response to this administration.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
It sucks, like.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
We we talked closely, We talked about it before that
it's bad, but it like these these clips smiles, I'm sorry,
truly outdone yourself, making me want to stop breathing. It's
Jesus if you thought this time.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It might be good. You're wrong, it's not.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Look away, look away. We even have a new book
from Koreem Jean Pierre. Yeah, Jean Pierre. Jean Pierre, Jean Pierre,
Koreean John Pierre, who has written a book now that
is all about how fucked up the Biden administration is.
You may remember Koreana is the Moux Pierson, the mouthpiece

(11:13):
for the administration. But this book is being pitched as
somebody who can talk the truth outside party lines because
she literally just declared as an independent left the Democratic Party.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
After years of hearing me not talk the truth. I
think you should trust me to talk to the truth.
I think you're gonna want to hear this. Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
About me now that I can talk the truth by
my book. Yeah, that's right. We'll talk about Andrew Cuomo
all of that plenty more. But first, Chris, we do
like to ask our guest, what is something from your
search history?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You know, the last thing that I searched on Google
was what is rabdo? Because I was watching this video
of a guy who ran a marathon without any training.
His wife said there's no way you can do that,
and he said I can, and then he ran a
ma time without any training in Every comment was like,
this man is going to die from rabdough, Watch out
for rabdough. So then I googled what is rabdough and
it turns out a joke. No, no, it turns out

(12:08):
it's like your muscles breakdown and then you die.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
So might die, but like, yo, you're gonna die of
boa Like what yeah, yeah, rabdo definitely sounds like you're
about to get punched in the shoulder or by a bully.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah for sure. But it's real and he's apparently going
to die, but I think he actually survives. We'll see.
I'm going to wait for the This is how I
live is you know one TikTok. See it again a
couple of days later, see it again a couple days later,
And it seemed like a joke. But now my husband
did pass away, and.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
My husband did pass away incoming stitch. Rabdough mile mile
mile Lisis is the full name, and when you go
on the Wikipedia you are treated to a picture of
the urine from a person with rabdough mile Lisis sang
on trend it looks like it looks like a very

(12:59):
hard like an ipa that you have to chew, like.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
What a fuck it'd be like a diamond. Indeed, pp
that that sucks.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
That that sounds like a wife who both knows her
husband and wants to be single. Okay, I bet you
can't do that.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Watch this dipshit. It was like, I also have not trained,
and I am positive I couldn't run a mile, much
less a marathon.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
You could, you could run you see, Yeah, I think that.
I think like that too, and then I surprise myself
run a mile.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
And the difference between a mile and a marathon is
like you ever hear those like explanations of the difference
between like a millionaire and a billionaire, It's just like
it doesn't sound well, it's just doing that twenty six
more times, but it's truly an impossible difference. Well it's
I feel like it's actually even easier to run like

(13:59):
two to three miles than a mile, just just from
like the times running. I think that's correct. Well, the
first at least for me personally, the first mile is
the worst one. Like your body's like we're doing this.
It's so clear that you are a runner. No, no, no,
I'm not. I hate I tried to do it. During lockdowns.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
I was doing it for a second and then I
was like, bro, who am I kidding?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Man, I'm depressed. I just play video games and that.
But then but as I was doing it more and more,
that's what I was learning because I would I hated
that first month and like you just had Once you
they're like, once you break through, man, you're free. And
I'm like I usually I'm like chasing a ball on
a field or something and running and I can't do
it just to be like I will run down to

(14:41):
the end of the town. It's a lot more fun
if you get distracted. But I will say, like you
had the response to that, that is the way billionaires
respond to that, Like there's not that big a difference
between a millionaire and like the hardest on to make
is the first. After that, it's downhill to a billion.
Wasn't that?

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger make that joke to someone and it
landed so fully, e so flat.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
He's like, you know, the secret to being a millionaires
you got to make the first million, and like they
were like what.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, And he's like ha ha ha.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
It was like a really bad It goes over way
better with the guys that I golf with out of
a helicopter. Yeah, yeah, Miles, you did sound like somebody
who's like, yeah, you know, it's like the second Miles
where you truly start leaping over buildings because.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I'll choke myself out now, fucking tough guy. The thing is,
the first minute of choking yourself out is actually the hardest.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
That's the hardest one and just kind of goes with it,
and it second is real easy. What's something you think
is underrated?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Underrated?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
You know?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think the comedian Roy Wood Junior is underrated. I
know he's like he's he's already famous, but I feel
like he should be the most famous guy. And he
has a book that's coming out, and I just watched
his special and thought it.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Was like so good.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I just feel like Roy, it's crazy to me that
he's not, like the most famous comedian in the world.
I think he's so good. Yea, he shouldn't mean when they.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Were like, who do we have replaced Trevor Noah on
the dude, You're like, he's right fucking there, He's there,
He's right there. He's the funniest person you have, or
one of the funny a lot of funny people there too.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, he's so so funny, and he's like that rare
person who's just like funny to listen, just talk off
the cuff too, very funny stand up who's also just
funny to hear, just be himself.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, jokes that I think about all the time, like
like both like political jokes and then just like slice
of light jokes, Like I think about how every time
I take a shower, I think about how he has
a joke that's like, if you want to really prove
you're tough, if you want to prove that you're a
real gangster, get in the shower before warming it up.
I think about that every time I get in the shower, like, yeah,

(16:50):
that's that's too tough for me. And then the other
joke he has is he has an amazing joke that
I will I will butcher. That's about the math of
how many American flags equals one Confederate flag. But he's like,
we all know there's a number of American flags you
could fly that is equivalent to having one Confederate flag,
And that is incredible.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I really love the American flag. It's so good. Yeah,
he's a genius, so funny. What is something you think
is overrated?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
I think potato chips are overrated. Potato chips worst to me,
the worst form of a potato French fries, hash browns,
mashed potatoes. I don't understand why potato chips are the
default that you get with the sandwich. To me, we
could do so much better. I think potato chips the
fact that they have achieved what they've achieved is is
great for that. Ubiquity is a marketing victory. But it's not.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
It's not on quality. You're saying, so for a sandwich,
don't have chips. Let's take fries because they do that
soup bag.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Of mashed potatoes, Yes, I would take that over. If
you gave me the same bag that has the potato chips,
and it's that I opened it up in its hot
mashed potatoes. That's a great, that's true.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
What I've got in the chicken sandwich and pop Eyes,
I don't get the fries. I get the mashed potatoes
and gravy.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Sorry, imagine if you ordered mashed potatoes and gravy with
your chicken sandwich and then they gave you potato chips. Yeah,
you would be a few. Yeah, this happened because one
time I was at a restaurant that was, like, you know,
a little more expensive than I wanted it to be,
or knew it was ahead of time, and so I couldn't.
I was like, oh, I'm still hungry. The dishes are
too small, and so we ordered French fries and they

(18:25):
brought out potato chips and they were like, yeah, it's
thin French fries. And I was like, that is not
a thin French fries.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's illegal.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
That is illegal.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I'm not for calling the cops for nonsense, but this
isn't nonsense. This is a high crime. Absolutely, be like
these are not They really fucking tried to act like
those were French fries.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
They said, this is a style of French fries. I said,
that's a potato chip.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
What I see? It was a little different here. We
called potato chips French fries our fries. Oh my god, Well,
so do you think do you things so different that
I can just walk out right now with that pig?
Is that cool?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I'm into that restaurant. Yeah, that's right. I guess you
technically can't do that at any restaurant. They just arrest
you afterwards, depending on.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
How fast you are and if you have a friend
who can go down with a fake you know, medical
thing is so true.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
You know they say the first mile you're running when
you leave a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Is the hardest, the hardest, the hardest exactly because you
have to change because you just sprint out into traffic
and get it and then run off. Are broken ankle? Yeah,
and you were not in the UK at this time
when you ordered what crisp.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
This was Los Angeles, California. Yeah, the ground zero, ground
zero for experimental restaurant trends that shouldn't be experimented with.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
That's right, All right, let's take a quick break. We'll
come back. We'll talk about some news. We'll be right back.
And we're back. We're there, and this is you really
hate to see this, you know. We we all like

(20:04):
want to believe in love, you know, and the you know,
you see a couple that is so happy, they're they're
enjoying there, like you know, making the mixed family thing
work with like you know, him bringing like the kids
around and the other one really likes the kids, and
and then one of them shows up with a black
eye and uh, and next it gets messy. That's what

(20:26):
we're seeing between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Yeah, there's
a lot of tension because right now people are like,
there's all kinds of stories like did Trump push Musk out?
Did the White House staff figure it out? Figure out
a way to lessen his influence? Is this all for show?
So both parties can like sort of revive their brands
to be like, we don't we got nothing to do
with the doge guy. And then Musk is like I don't,

(20:47):
I'm not doing doge anymore. Or over Trump, just buy
my fucking cars please.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Either way, there's something going on because there's something like
the feelings are hurt because Musk has gone from like
restrained criticism of the Big Beautiful Bill to.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Full blow first off, fuck you bitch, and to click
you claim is.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
The energy of his tweets about the Big Beautiful Bill?
So how did we get there?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Axio says four things happen on the way to like
this latest Musk tweet storm, because he just posted I'm sorry,
but I just can't stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous,
pork filled congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Shame on those who voted for it. You know you
did it. You know you did wrong. You know it.
So this is what has happened through Like how did
we get here? First they said that the bill cut
electric vehicle tax credits that obviously helps automakers like Tesla.
Musk didn't want to leave his special government employee gig
that he had beyond the one hundred and thirty day limit.

(21:45):
He's like, I want to stay. Everyone in the White
House like, sorry, no, you can't do it. You have
to go. That was another pebble on the scale.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Then he also wanted the FAA to use Starlink satellites
to control national air traffic control, but the administration like,
luckily there were enough people who knew how shit works
to be like, first of all, it looks bad. Second
of all, you can't have air traffic control just run
off satellites.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's a fucking mistake. And then the last satellites in particular,
because you don't seem to be good at getting things
into space and keeping it there. No, no, no, no no.
But if you want to blow some shit up, then
maybe we have the space you in charge of blowing
shit up In the sky spectacularly.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
How about that, We'll give you a pit in the
Nevada desert. You can just do a little bang bangs
in for fun.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
But the fun, they say.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
The final straw from Musk appeared to come Saturday night,
when Trump abruptly announced he was withdrawing the nomination of
Jared Isaacman a Musk ally, who was set to be
NASA administrator. And now we get these things calling the
bill an abomination. And I know he's seriously because he
only does that to describe biracial people. So this is
this is heavy, This is heavy stuff. And we started

(22:56):
saying this like the moment Trump won. And then Elon
started swinging his mangled member around like he owned the place.
The countdown timer has begun and it was really only
a matter of time before the immovable turd would collide
with the unstoppable ketamine addict.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
And now we have this.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
I was like, is this k fabe? Because I could
totally see that happening. But the fact that Musk is
going after a bill that is existential for Trump's agenda
indicates something. This is very like he wouldn't do this
because Trump's already been posting all week about how it's.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Like this bill is so good and like no one's
supporting you, and like Ran Paul's ruining it in the Senate.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
So to have Musk come out and be like, this
is a fucking nonsense bill.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Shame on everyone.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I don't know. It feels a little sounds like a
country song too, like shame on those who voted for it.
You know you did wrong? Oh yeah, it was like
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
All right? It's also like it really is one of
those relationships where sometimes people break up and you're like,
well you could do better, and sometimes people break up
and you're like both of you are awful.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
No one would deserve each other for you're a former editor,
is that coland policement correct? For shame on those who
voted for it. Colon, you know you did wrong, you
know it. I'm not a copy editor. I was an
editor more. Uh yeah, yeah, this good? This not so good?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
This good?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I do not like riddled with Colon's fine. My editing
was usually uh more all caps please? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, well this does not pass that test. Not a
single all cap word in here. He fucked up. He
should have spelled the abomination all caps for sure.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, definitely in all caps abomination. But yeah, I don't know.
Everybody thinks that they can exploit Trump and they always
come out the other side without all the stuff that
they thought they were going to get. Thanks for your
three hundred million, dude, Yeah, yeah, it's it is fun
to see it happened to Elon Musk, you think, though,
I kind of feel like he did get the stuff,
Like he he came out better, didn't he is what

(24:53):
he's coming out worse.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I feel like he's the one who came out.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I think he's coming out worse. I think he's coming
out with like forty percent of what he was honest.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, but he has a lot more money now and
all this crazy government data and all sorts of stuff that.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, I mean it depends on the Tesla stock At
didn't give him moment Like sometimes he has a ton
of money, and then I guess I'm thinking of the
Tesla stock and the fact that he was like so
high on drugs and then also like high on the
whole like I'm part of a Nazi movement that just
got voted popularly into the White House. Whoo and like
you know, did a Dean scream with a full Nazi

(25:28):
salute and that that seems to have hurt his stock,
like both literally and figuratively.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
You know what it feels like to me is do
you remember when Chappelle did a comedy show in San
Francisco and came out on stage and got booed, and
he was so shocked and sad to get booed. It's like,
this happens to this guy over and over. He thinks
people are going to be like, thank you, we love you,
and in fact people like we hate you. You're the whoo.
And then he's like, why do you hate me? It's

(25:57):
because you are doing the worst things.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
No, no, I need more ketamine. This is too much
negative energy. Absolutely, and then he goes further, further, further
into the abyss. Yeah, it's this is not I don't
know where this ends up. But like you know, like
Kero Swisher, who did a big tech journalist, is like,
I don't know, man, this when Elon starts acting like this,
you might he meant to buckle up, because he might

(26:19):
crash out and do something just bad for everybody involved.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
It feels like he could also be doing this and
then maybe extract a concession from Trump, and then he'll
go back to posting something about it. He's like, I'm
so proud of the work Donald Trump has done. It's
very hard to know. But it's also to.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Me a really funny part of that, Like the reasons
they gave for why he got kicked out are like
I've been invited to a party that I don't want
to go to before, and I don't want to just
say like I don't want to go, so then I
make up like the most ridiculous excuse, and like, of
all the rules that Donald Trump and the administration have broken,
the fact that they're like, well it was one hundred
and thirty days and there's a statute, and we can't
have you stay past one hundred and thirty. You couldn't

(26:55):
be here for one hundred and forty, Like that is
so clearly ridiculous that they, of all the laws that
they were going to break, they couldn't just keep a
guy around. So they don't like him anymore, they don't
want him that farset.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, yeah, they're saying there's a lot of internal power struggles.
Power struggles with who gets Trump's attention and with Musk,
Like you know, sick living at mar A Lago for
a long time. That was like the beginning of people
been like, dude, this guy is too much right now,
So good luck, Elon. I know you'll you're not going anywhere,
and I know it looks like this, but go on

(27:25):
and fight. Trump has yet to actually respond to this
at all, and on Fox News they're acting like Elon
Musk doesn't even exist right now, even though every other
news like organizations like Elon Musk is taking a full on,
frothy horse dump on the big beautiful Bill. And what
does that mean? The good thing is that that means
that we're you know, we're still slowing down the absolute

(27:46):
gutting of a lot of social safety net programs because
they can't get their shit together to pass this thing.
So we'll wait, We'll wait and see. Yeah, I feel
like it's not if I was trying, I would not
want Elon Musk in his current state being like full
flamethrower out, you know, chainsaw and chainsaw on one hand, flame.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
On the other hand.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, it's just just generally the problem with treating your
negative mental state with lots and lots of drugs is
that the problem, the problems that you're causing, especially when
like the thing, there are big existential reasons that you
have you're having intense negative energy around, like you're causing

(28:33):
horrible things for massive numbers of people, And yeah, it's
like you can you just can't keep adding more. You
you can't just at a certain point you can't get
to meane it away. And then things start to like
go in a dark, weird direction, and who knows what happens.

(28:55):
That process meets being like somebody who is you know,
publicly trying trying to win every argument ever that has
ever been, you know, just like going into Reddit posts
about him and being like, this person's right, like finding
one person who thinks he's doing a good job and

(29:15):
like harding that comment, like just at a level of
like highly public both influence and volatility and vulnerability.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I don't know that that's that's.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Both like not a good place for him to be
and also not a good place for someone's enemy to be.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh right, it's also like so insane that we were
like three people feeling slightly differently away from this guy
being like and now all of the all of the
planes in the country are controlled by my satellites. Yeah,
like that could have happened, and then he'd be flaming
out like we just dodged that by the tiniest of bullets, right.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, so now we just have no us AID anymore. Yeah,
thousands of federal employees gone for sure. Yeah. And as
the thing seems somewhat significant to me, because oh, why
wouldn't Trump be just be like, yeah, I don't know,
he's the space guy, like he knows better. You know.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
That means that's another that's like a whole other part
of the government that Musk has under his control, you
know what I mean, like via these people, And I
think that's that's just a chest move to be like, no, it's.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
A significant pushback, like there's a movement against Trump or
against Musk for sure happening within the administration.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah, but either way, I think I think it is.
It does stand the reason this doesn't mean Elon Musk.
There are people responding under these tweets like, thank.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Got Elon seeing the light. It's no, you fucking stupid ass.
He does not going against him and saying Trump is bad.
He just has a personal beef with him that he's
airing out in public.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
A lot of those people who are saying that are
like the entire Democratic leadership. Finally he's on our side.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
It's like, oh no, that come home. Yeah, the Democratic
leadership is killing it.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yes, they killing us. Oh yeah, yeah, it being us.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Sorry the more specific with our pronounced there, but yeah,
Hakeem Jeffries, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah, he's looks he's the leader right now in the House.
And I mentioned I was yesterday Hakeem Jeffries being directly
asked on CNN by Dana Bash like, dude, DHS goons
are cuffing members of Congress, and you know, in Hakeem
you said that's not a line.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
You want to cross the red line. And he's like, oh,
we'll respond. I just for context. I want to just
set that.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
They'll find out.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I just want to set yeah, I want to set
up the clip when he first was saying, oh, they
better not cuff anybody. That's a red line, and you
don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
You don't want to do that.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
So this is Hakim Jeffries about three weeks ago, doing
some tough talk about whether or not DHS. He's talking
about Tom Holman here, the head of DHS, and his
threats to lock up members of Congress.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Your statement the other day after there was this incident
in Newark, you said, they better not touch our numbers.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Correct. What happens if.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
They were to go and arrest these members or if
they would try to sanction.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Them doing the house works, They'll find out.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
What would you do? I mean, I don't find out,
of course, I mean it does not broche They'll.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Find out, doesn't that's a red line.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
What's the what's the red line? Though?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I mean, I know we have this the red line.
It's very clear of all. I think that it's so untold.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
And then he starts going, he's like this guy at
DH is this guy's joker.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
They'll find out, they'll find out, is uh yeah. I
want to say. I used to teach elementary school. This
is exactly how I talked to the fifth grader this
if I threw a pencil, and I'd be like, oh,
you'd find out. You would find out that I had
no plan, And I.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Was like, I hope they don't find it better, no plan,
no recourse whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
They don't got the steal to follow through on that threat,
because I definitely will not be able to find out.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I'd be in the front of the room being like,
I think I could take this kid right if it
came down to it, But I'm not sure. If it's
him and his cousin, who's three of them kids gang up,
it's definitely them versus me, and I will lose. So
could you, I mean, just to go off that Malini thing,
could you take down three fifth graders?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Certainly? I don't think I could take down one fifth grader.
That's what I learned in my time teaching is I
don't think I could take a single fifth grader humbled you.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So yeah, their sheer, charisma and then he just can't
deal with it.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
We're talking about it in like a personality contest, not
a physical.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
So yeah, that line has been crossed like more than
once now. And I remember a few weeks ago, I
was like when Representative MacIvor got putting cuffs.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
And they're like, oh, we're gonna charge her with assaulting
an officer of you know, all this other shit. That
was kind of a moment. I was like, Okay, line crossed,
Now what and the big thing? Quick time to find
out crick gets so here he is now okay, bast
A few days later, now this is This is about
three days ago. He's on CNN and they're saying, you

(33:45):
know what's going on, man, they're crossing the lines here.
I thought, you guys are gonna do something. I had
to cut a minute or about.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Forty seconds into his answer because it was just a
bunch of horse sweat blathering, okay, and he was just
saying like.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Well, you know, the Constitution says He's like, what are
you She said, what are you gonna do? It's really
like it's hypnotizing, like we should play it at the
end of episodes just so like people can doze off
to sleep.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah, it's a good sleep podcast. I mean they might
be dozing off now, but here is So this is
him being like, well, it's a constitution and then he
he rounds it out the end of his answer to
the time honored democratic strategy, like, oh wait till the
voters get a load of these people, and then they'll
see then they'll see democrats.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's unfortunate that our Republican colleagues continue to be nothing
more through the rubber stamps for Trump's reckless and extreme agenda,
and the American people, I think will ultimately reject that
next year. Oh we will take back control of the
House of Representatives. In the meantime, in terms of how
we will respond to what Trump and the administration has

(34:48):
endeavored to do, we will make that decision in a time, place,
and manner of our choosing. But the response will be
continuous and it will meet the moment that is required.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
What exactly does that mean?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Respond publicly responded a variety of different ways. We haven't
let our foot off the gas pedal. In terms of
additional things that may take place.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
What exactly, man, what what the fuck are you talking about?
What thatted? By the simplest question, what does mean mean?
You're like dead? Usually that's enough to be like when
you're saying endeavored to do like you are just filling

(35:40):
fucking time. You're just speaking with words to try to
get like the spokesperson's statement like about her book also
has a bunch of this ship where was just saying
things in the most bland way possible, like there's no
no content, no opinion, no point of view on like

(36:02):
any ethical it's just like and then we will endeavor
to do what we do in the way we want
to do it, in the time as we're going to
do it. Yeah, really a loose collection of buzzwords, like
you got to say American people fighting for you, democracy,
the constitution, and then some other you know words in between,

(36:22):
and you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I will respond out of time when I choose and
where I choose. I want that to be clear. Okay, okay,
nobody gave a ship where what?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Why? Just push you what you're gonna do? I just
push you in a puddle of mudd? Now what? Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Oh, the what will come when I choose for the
what to come?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
And then bully would be like, what the fuck is
this whole talking about? Bro, shut up and push you
in the mud again. Next, you know, you'll see next
you'll see Yeah, I'm gonna see you go in this
puddle again. Now, well, so it really it's it's really
hard to see that. I mean, like also for starters.
If this guy won't even find a way to defend
his own members, you think he's gonna do a fucking
thing for the constituents?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
No, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Like, no, you can't even you're not even protecting the
people who have more legal protections than the conditions you're like,
I'm gonna note out of this confrontation.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
They're most recent. Oh, they'll find out. Fuck around and
find out. Moment was to pay for a taco truck
to set up outside Republican offices and feed them free
talking Dana, they just found out. They just found out
that lunch is on us, right. What this is what

(37:34):
they said. It's along with this stunt. They said, Trump
always chickens out. We're just bringing the tacos to match.
You are feeding your ops. Okay, this is sucker behavior.
I don't know how this is sucker behavior. Even Vice
President couch Banger knows it. He tweeted, he said, we
have the lamest opposition in American history. I don't like
that word, but that's what he said. Bro, these people
leaveing shit. Yeah, like for like and it's for real,

(37:57):
Like I hate that he's like, yeah, but like he's
even like for real talk that truck. That's like quite
literally what celebrities did to support the writers during the strike.
They were like, no, send you a taco truck and
they were like, let's get that same Tago truck to
fuck over the Republican right, huh. Or you can go
to box big boy and if you show you your
guild membership, they'll give you a free meal in front.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
And that was actually I never realized it at the time,
but that was Drew Carrey telling us that he was
not with us. Car was paying for all those meals
to be like fuck the writers. That's how I show
you're a bunch of ham sand.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Here's food that you'll need and these are and also
these are really good tacos. That's how much of a
chicken Trump is.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Like, No, it's so crazy to me because it's like
sometimes when people want from you is complicated, and other
times it's so simple. It's like just say this is
bad and fucked up and it's not okay, and then
we're gonna do something about it. Like it's actually it's not.
We don't want something that's like complex here and what
certainly people don't want you to just you know, feeding

(39:02):
them tacos is the craziest thing ever. It's because you
came up with like a cool, cool slogan that kind
of like makes him sound bad. Taco. Well, now we'll
give you. Just say taco. You don't have to give
them taco.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Just say Trump is a coward over and no, this
guy's just say bro. If they just started saying subtle,
this guy's a loser.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Look at him. He always looks tired. Dude, have you
seen his face? If someone ever say, yo, you've seen
his face lately, You've seen his face lately, he would
get so like get wobbly from just like this weird
asymmetric talking point.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
They'd be like, what the is my face?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Okay, because right now the party leaders this is just
like to go along with the disappointment. There's a think
tank getting in front of the party elite right now
to basically abandon any sense of leadership or morals and
just back policies that are the most popular in the country.
Adam Jendilson, who's a former chief of staff for the

(39:55):
hero John Fetterman. He used this republic or Democratic retreat
to quote preview his new policy research and messaging hub
called Searchlight. Its goal pushed the Democratic Party towards the
most effective, broadly popular positions, regardless of which wing of
the party they come from, with an I toward twenty
twenty eight. The think tanks mission, as described by these

(40:17):
people as an explicit rejection of purity tests. Gentlesen sees
as holding the party hostage. The most famous of which
became fodder for a highly effective ad Donald Trump used
against former Vice President Kamala Harris during the campaign. They're
talking about the they them ad, right, they're saying that
fucked us up, being like sighting with the LGBTQ community

(40:39):
is a fucking l.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
So we let them. Yeah one percent.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
They are literally saying trans people aren't polling good, so
we should turn our backs on them. You know other
things that didn't poll well? Civil rights, motherfucker, interracial marriage,
fucking seat belts. Yeah, you know what I mean. And
they're like, I don't know. I mean, if the people
don't want it, then you're not a fucking leader.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Like this is.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, this is a fucking cartoon version of what they
have been doing and what has been causing them to
fail for the past two decades is just being like
whatever the polls say, like, we're going to triangulate around
that and come up. And the thing that people object
to about them is that they have no courage, they

(41:21):
have no leadership. They're just doing what they think is
going to win them elections. And then once they're in power,
they will not do anything brave to represent you. They'll
do just whatever they think is going to get them
to win the next election, and that people are smart
enough to recognize that, and their response to their you know,

(41:43):
just basically their support completely cratering, is to double down
on that ship, because that is that's all they are.
They It's like asking you know that that is they
Their only purpose for existing for the past two decades
is to maintain status quo, so they don't know anything else.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
What's so crazy about this? As the strategy is like
my friend I've been I was sorry with my friend
about this, and he was like, if if you knew
for sure that Kamala Harris walking into the middle of
a public street and shooting an undocumented immigrant and a
transperson in the head, if you knew that that would
make the Democrats win the election, that still wouldn't be
a good strategy for winning the election. That's still like

(42:24):
a horrific act that no one should ever do. And
yet the Democrats are like, actually, maybe the shooting man
in the head is the move, Like, let's see if
that would be the move.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
That's what I'm like, I said yesterday. These people are.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Only capable within playing of capable of playing within the
like rhetorical framework that the Republicans have set up and
conservve conservative news media has set up like this fact
alone that they will play in by the rules and
the rhetorical truths that Republicans put out. They're like, well,
I mean, obviously the immigrants are there are some bad people.

(42:57):
We just have to like, you're already seeding to their
version of events. That should just that fact alone should
indicate how little difference there is between these parties, because
they're like, yeah, we also accept that, but we're trying
to do things differently based on the fact that we
were agreeing or we need it to look like we
agree with what you're saying without pushing back too hard.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
And so they're just campaigning on being like a better
dressed version of the Republican Party and wondering, like we
even said this in the campaigns, like why are you
doing why are you chasing Republican votes when the options
are maga like frothing at the neck maga and this
Democratic Party They're like, why would I take the bootleg
version if I want cruelty? Like, yeah, I'm a go

(43:37):
full cruelty.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I want to see a lot I want to see
more democratic politicians. I want to see more politicians period.
Just be like, you know what, there are other jobs
out there. I'm going to come in here and say
the things that I really believe and do the thing
that is right. And if that means that I lose
my job, I'll go back to being something else. I
don't have to be a polician.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I'm heard you very rich. I'm a independently wealthy investor.
That's who most of these politicians are anyway. Like, just
do the right thing, do what you actually believe.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
There's no way these people believe, which is wild because
they're doing all this other thing Like now we're doing
a study to understand men and how to align.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
It's like, yeah, guys, just don't don't come off as people. Yeah,
what do we need to say to convince people? It's like, no,
you need to actually be convinced of what you stand for.
It's not what do we say to convince people, it's
what do we say to not offend people so we
don't get them in Like we are doing things in
a way and in a place that is verbing some nouns.

(44:34):
It's like, listen from so Jean Pierre was like the
spokesperson Korean Jean Pierre. So she's dropped a book independent,
a look inside a broken White House outside the party lines.
That is like talking about the Biden administration for which
she acted as the mouthpiece, And she said the president

(44:58):
that I saw was a president who pushed us hard,
asked the tough questions, really wanted to make sure we
were either talking about what he was doing in a
way that was connecting with the American people. That was
my role as a press person or for the policy people,
coming up with creative, out of the box ideas to
figure out how to deal with issues, figure out how

(45:19):
to deal with issues that you say that.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
In a job interview, they're going to be like, get
out of here. You're like, come up with that kind
of box ideas to deal with issues. You're killing Like
there In both cases it sounds like they're talking to
run out the clock on just reality.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
What's your experience of being a leader. Well, I'm very
good at following what everyone else has told me to do, right, yeah,
and figuring out how to deal with the independent. Now,
why do I think I'd be a good leader Because
I follow everything that people want me to do. That's
my number one skill. As a leader, Yeah, following unreal.
They just I mean, like if they were smart and

(46:00):
they're not, sadly, they'd be like, y'all, we need to
give it up to like the actual people who have
a mouthpiece, you know what I mean, who had actually
chat that shit, because it's not these people, Like you
have people in the party who you give them a
little more of a significant role, they'll they'll they're gonna
get people a little bit more fired up than Chuck Schumer,
who's like, why is Trump making a deal with Iran?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
What about these side deals? Dude, that's what the Republican
said about Obama making a deal with Iran, and give
them a taste of their own medicine. Literally ten years ago,
you're saying the same thing. Will point out with their
hypocrisy by being hypocrites. It's so it's so easy because
it's just like all you have to say is healthcare piece.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
When you go to the grocery store and buy food,
it won't kill you, and a plane won't crash into
your house because it crashed into another plane before. That's
our platform. And people are like that actually sounds great.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Like it remember like the rent is too damn high
that even though it's a mean people were like everyone
knew who the rent was too damn high? Guy was
just off the back the strength of saying a truth
that we all acknowledge that the rent is too damn high.
Forget all the details around them, but like just that alone,
you say things like that, people like they are rather

(47:12):
than we. Now according to the constitution, now we're supposed
to serve as a check on the executive.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Like come on, yeah, Miles, Like do you want to
say in response to the rent being too damn high?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Now?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
We I will be addressing that idea at a time
in several years when I choose to address that idea,
But where the time, and I will be where I
want to be. And don't you ask where I will be,
because that is my business.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yep, yep, exactly. I think I've answer that in a
way and in a place. Oh, they are choosing in
here toofore and so forth. And comma, did you say comma?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I said the word comma, and cold and cold and colder.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
No, but that's true, that is what And I think
that's the thing. Even though not every voter like can
articulate why they don't like the Democrats be it energy
is they always like I like what they are talking about,
but nothing's actually happened. What the fuck? Like? So I
can't really I don't know if I can believe them anymore.
To your point, like, because I feel like the Democrats

(48:11):
hold the way they even campaign is like, oh yeah,
abortion rights, Oh, we will respond in a time and
place of our choosing. Don't don't mess around with it,
because we will respond. And then look what happened. They
have a massive amount of damage to answer for, like
with with just years and years of saying bland things,
not delivering on the things and being like, well, you know,

(48:34):
it depends on what the definition of the word is
is type shit And they aren't even willing to admit
that they were wrong yet, which is not great not
great mouths. Nope, Nope. They're just all getting together and
they're saying, how can we blame the people that criticize us?
That's it, like we have to get we have to
stop with the purity tests. And when they say that,

(48:57):
the you know, this is the same guy who penned
an op ed right after the election loss and was like,
we got it, dude, the groups are killing us.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
The groups.

Speaker 8 (49:06):
Oh, the group, the climate change people, the LGBT rights people,
the fucking pro Palestinian people, just the anti black races,
like like the people who are against anti black racing.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Those people, the groups, yes to all that, and that's
what they're doing. Well, they don't pull well, so that's
not going to get people to the polls. You're not
at that point. You're not a leader, dude, You're like
a fucking karaoke DJ. What song do you want to do? Okay, okay,
I'll put karaoke.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Do you not running ship?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Bro? The only part I disagree with there is I
do think that is the job of a karaoke DJ
to say what song do you want to do? What
song you want to do? But I'm saying, yeah, I'm
saying they're not that.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
I'm saying the Democrats leaders, they're they've just been like, yeah,
whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah, Yeah, they should transfer over it. That's a good
career for a lot of these people. They should be
switching over to karaoke ja. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
They Michelle says she would get back on this stage
in a time and manner of her choosing. I guess
what coming up stays to do Abbas take a chance
on me. Bring on, all right, I'm DJ Hockey and Jeffreys,
thank you so much for coming through. I'm your kJ.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
And we're back and Zuramandami's latest polling has him down
eight points to Andrew Cuomo, which is I think the
best that it's been so heading into next month's primary,
things are looking as.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Good as they have.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
It's still pretty depressing that Andrew Cuomo is just coasting
out in front purely on name recognition, like he's actually
been hiding from not just voters, but like the media,
like he's done very few media appearances. And I mean,
so the debate. There's a debate tonight or there was

(51:06):
a debate sorry as of this recording of this recording,
there was probably hopefully I'm sure there's gonna be some
interesting ship from that debate, because this is this is
this is something for sure. But tying in with just
the big D Democratic Party's attempt to win by staying
completely still and not being noticed, like we're in the
t Rex scene in Jurassic Park, that seems to be

(51:28):
his strategy. And a recent interview like just the most
basic like you know, what, what's your favorite food type?
Right now?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Like what what?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
And what? What does your name begin with? Tell us
what letter your name begins with? Your favorite animal? And
what's your favorite food? Like just real preschool level ship.
And he fucked it up big time. They They were like,
all right, you live in you know, the culinary capital
of these United States. It's you know, one of the

(52:01):
food foods on the Mount Rushmore of New York, culinary
delights of the bagel. What's your bagel order? And he responded, bacon,
cheese and egg, okay, on an English muffin. He just
did that ship from Inglorio's Bastards when he ordered three whiskeys.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
Yes, I bacon, cheese and egg, sir, bacon, cheese and
egg first of all.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
And I know that is I am speechless as a
born and raised New Yorker to say the words bacon,
cheese and egg instead of bacon, egg and cheese is
so it actually makes my brain like I cannot register
that that's even possible to say them in that order.
That's so fundamentally wrong and dis like that might be
the worst political position I've ever heard, is that it

(52:48):
should be bacon cheese, and egg rather than bacon, egg
and cheese.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Like it's called a like a BC. The shorthand for
it is a beec. Everyone knows a bacon, egg and cheese.
That's just it just rolls off the.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
You of New York State. How could someone allow you
to say cheese before egg and on an English muffin?
What is it? Are you insane?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
They asked you what your bagel order was and you
said a completely different type of bread. I'm not in
favor of like politically motivated killings, but like if the
person who was running his campaign like heard that and
didn't try and push that journalist in front of a
train a House of cards style, they're they're falling down.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Yeah, that has to get buried. And what would train
you going? I would train you going home?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Oh you're taking the six, Oh you're going out there? Okay?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Yeah. I think that I will go further than even
saying that this is a bad quote and say that
if you are a New Yorker and you would vote
for someone, you would say that their favorite bagel order
is a bacon, cheese and egg on an English muffin.
You're not a New Yorker.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Absolutely, your duty to go out into and stop. That's like,
what's your favorite kind of slice? I like to get
a veggie hot dog.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yes, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I just asked you what the fucking your slice was,
and you just said a completely different fucking food. I said,
you said, you hit me with a muffet on bacon,
cheese and.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
A hot dog.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Veggie. Well you would have to like get the you
know the things out of order dog veggie.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Can we also just talk about even on its even
if we just accept him on his own terms. He
says his favorite order is to order a bacon, cheese
and egg on an English muffet and then take off
the bacon. Why would you order the bacon?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
And then I try to take off the bacon, but
I don't really take off the bacon. He's trying to
flirt again, like so just all the things that are
bad about him that we know about, Like, first of all,
not a real New Yorker, like not just human, killed
a lot of people's grandparents. Yeah, you know AuAl Harasser

(54:59):
in this it feels like. And then he says, the
bagel I try to stay away from to keep my
girlish figure grow. So he's doing he's doing like referring
to his hot body and revealing himself to not be
a real New Yorker, maybe not a real human being.
This is like worse than like when Bloomberg shook the

(55:19):
dog's snout as a handshake. It's also, you know, like
for like I was like, I don't know, maybe Bloomberg
just kind of got frizzed like this one. I'm like,
I don't know who Cuomo is, bro, get this guy
fucking out of here.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
It's also one of those things where it's like, you know,
I just want to be really clear that whole sexual
harassment thing that is in the past, and then you
say I try and stay away from it to keep
my girlish figure.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Like sure that is well off the comedy. He's like,
I shouldn't have resigned, dude. Like he's like, he's like,
I've learned fucking nothing, which is wild because now I'm like,
damn man, and we were fucking dragging Cynthia Nixon for
that fucking cinnamon bagel with locks, cheese and fucking capers
and shit when she was running for mayor. I don't
know why this mayor's race always has some fucking spooky

(56:02):
ass food order. I don't want to. Did they ever
ask Eric Adams this? He probably figured it out because
he's like such a normal, like unimaginative person of the people.
I like my bagel with butter. That's it.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
You're like, all right, all right, yeah, I've.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Had his orders wild as fuck, but like still like,
all right, I see it.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yeah, Eric Adams, It's always the thing you don't expect,
Like he would say, normal, big order, and then you
say like, and where do you get it? And he'd
be like, from inside of the subway station on nine
to eleven? What on nine eleven begel I ever had?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
That's called for me? I go to I only eat
him on nine to eleven? He said, oh, okay, because
there was When he was running this that question was
asked to Eric Adams, he said, as a plant based
in New Yorker who's reverses type two diabetes by cutting
carbs and sugars, missing out on bagel's a real challenge.
I love a good cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese. Okay, easy, normal,

(56:57):
that's an answer, I mean, she said bagel. Actually I
don't think that's correct. That that is, you can't do
it so long he did. Yeah, but it's also like
a Rond de Santis asked, like remember when Rond de
Santles was running and someone was like, hey, do you
what did they ask him if you wanted? And he
was like, I can't eat that man, sugar. Man like that,

(57:17):
oh yeah, that's uh. You just pretend to eat the food.
Have you learned nothing from the rocks Instagram?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
An icy? And he was like, no, man, sugar.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
He called out a child with an icy at the
fucking Iowa State Fair. He's like, what is that? An icy?
Probably got a lot of sugar.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Huh yeah, oh no, he did it frequently.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
He was like, this is exactly like just just watch
the man stated too.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
I think Vance did it too. Remember he was like
I think he was admonishing his kids for eating. Like
he's like, I don't know about.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
All the donuts. You know a lot of sugar there, yes,
but they're all this is like the same thing for
all of them. Oh yeah, no, you know what it was?
It was because somebody told the truth that Ronda Tantus
at one time had eaten a putting cup of pudding
with his fingers digitally, and they were like it was
the nastiest thing.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
And he's like, first of all, I would never eat
pudding sugar man. Oh okay, but yes I do eat
with my fingers.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
But I do eat everything with my fingers.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
Yeah, if you saying, if you know what I'm saying,
ladies the muffin. Oh okay, still still still I don't
want to hear that.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Somebody stop. Must scoop out that bagel. Someone used to
tell him about scooped bagels, But like, I feel like
even then, I'm just concerned about this man not enjoying bagels. Yeah,
what's your bagel order? What's your big order? Depends on
where I go. I like a bagel everything with jelly.

(58:51):
Now I like everything. I like everything bagel as long
as it's in everything bagel with some salt on it.
And then depending on the mood, it's either butter or
heavy cream cheese.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Yeah, all right, boss, let me get a let me
get everything bagel with about a half pound of poop.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
It's my order. That's my I love that.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
You Have you seen that YouTube video where the guys
just talking ship It's like he's New York. I got
this audio is so funny.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
He could have even copied these guys who did the
hot pound of poop doing boss.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Man, let me get everything bagel a half pound of poop.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
The usual for mena quorna scoop poop on the poop
poop bagel.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I'm gonna do a bngel everything scoopings and you know,
poop on it like hell just well. I love a
good Instagram or just crack. Yeah, two people are clearly
just drunk. Yeah, dude, this is good.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
The poop mine.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I like. I always like a little bit of locks.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
If I go to Rusting Daughters, I like their white
fish outd I like white fish out.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
I love wife your salad on bagel. There's wife salad.
I'm going wife a salad. But yeah, I'm usually everything
or everything, Yeah, everything or sessing me like a good
sess to me. I like, says to me too, that's great.
Vote for me for the mayor of New York City.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I mean here, in that video that you just played,
though mouse, I will say that if Gama had said
exactly what he said in that accent, I actually would
be in favor of it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Bacon, cheese and egg, and then I try and take
off the bacon but I don't really take off the bacon.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
I'm saying, keep my girlish figure. Yeah, yeah, that would
have been fun.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Yeah. Like ah, he's back and everyone's like, I think
he has pierce nipples.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I'm not going to get over that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I'm not gonna get it hurt cannot not when he
refers to his girlish figure. That is the first thing
I'm thinking about. Yeah, the photographs he like starts touching
his chest.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Soft and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Nipples. Well, Christophy, that that is where we're gonna end.
We like to end every episode that you come on
with me saying softly stroking his pierce nipples.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
That's my requirement. I have a contract that requires any
podcasting want to end that way. So thank you so
much for honoring it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Thank you so much for joining us. Where can people
find you? Follow you all that good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
You can find me at Chris Duffieomedy dot com and
I have a big wrong answers only the science Comedy
show in La on today June seventeenth at Dynasty Typewriter
should come see it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
It's gonna be really fun, all about ice cream, amazing comedy.
So you have one expert and then three comedians.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
That's right, an ice cream scientist, a chemist who studies
ice cream and invents new flavors, and then three comedians
trying to oh and free. I scream for the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
So you got to eat? Can you say what company? Like?
Did they work for? Like a legit? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
She like works for all sorts of different companies she
like across. But I think she's currently working with Snoop
Dogg to invent new flavors for his ice cream company.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Wow, damn barbecue Frido's flavor probably sounds great. Actually, that's
that's his favorite ship. Yeah, that's his favorite chip.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Ice cream Actually think could be good. I've never had one,
but I believe it. I've like garlic ice cream. I've
had garlic ice cream and it's weird, but I'm like, oh,
it's like a cold Alfredo sauce. Oh that took me
right back out of it. I was with you, imb out, Yeah, boss,
let me get a Yeah, what's my sled Alfredo on
my bagel?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Full of poop? Mea you know? And when I say bagel,
I mean English muffin. Yeah, that's my favorite brewser Victor.
Maybe the bravest thing anyone's ever done. For this podcast,
taste tested the Hidden Valley Ranch flavor of ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Wow, yeah, got out Victor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I didn't think it was very good. Disgusting quote quote Victor, amazing, Chris,
is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah, you know the media that I've been enjoying. Uh
is this book log Off by Catherine Cross that's all
about why social media is so much better for the
far right than it is for anyone on the left.
I think it's just like I've been thinking about it
so much, and it's really interesting about like why social
media and politics don't work for the left and it's structural.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
I think it's really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Oh, there you go, Miles. Where can people find you
their working media you've been androying?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, everywhere at Miles of Gray. You should check out
the latest episode of Miles and Jack a mad Boostie's
where we had the most famous Indiana Pacers fan uh
Gaily on to talk about her Indiana pacers and only
her Indiana pacers and a few interesting tidbits there. My
wife was so impressed, she was like, how does she
know so much.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
About as if she's like practicing it rather than like
she's like it's so it's just passive for Megan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
It is, it is what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
It's yeah, yeah, because she's anyway, y'all o Megan, She's great.
And also yeah, ninetyance podcast for twenty check that out. Also,
I like to post from Josh Gondleman. Uh, you know,
friend of the show, Friend of the gon show. Famously
is what did they say?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
It was on Doe Boys. They way say he's like
an absolute monster, the worst guys like that bit.

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
Yeah, it's true, huge monster talking about the monster. He's
the nicest guy. I think he doesn't like it, so
I'll just it's a bit because he's because he is nice. Yeah,
it gets old. He's like, guys, I'm actually really sincere.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
It's actually a lot of fun on cocaine. Posted on
Blue Sky.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Okay, on the bright side, we've been living in unprecedented
times for long enough that they are now firmly precedented,
and that is a good way to look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
We can get maybe worth a past the shock part
and yeah, this is this is what it is, This
is what we're dealing with, this is what we're up against.
There you go. You can find me on Twitter at
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man simply cannot stop cooking is so good. I've definitely

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had that experience too, where somebody's just lighting up the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Restroom and just doing work. I was fucking flying break
break so good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
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