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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I have to buy a new toilet paper. I you
know how like a couple of weeks of this time,
I had a thin ass like mucky ply like it
wasn't even fucking real, and we haven't bought any yeah,
because like you know, when we moved into this new place,
people just like someone gave us, like a fucking military
great amount of this terrible toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh my god. And now I'm like, four years, Well,
did they hate you or something like?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I don't know, man, I think they're just like, here's
a lot of toilet paper. I'm like, bro, this is
a joke ting. This is not I cannot dab my
eye with this ship.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, do you guys not get a.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Sturdy because I'm like, that'd be the if I look,
if my house burned, then that's the first thing I'm buying.
So I can buy in Brian. The first fucking thing
I got was a total Japanese bidet attachment. I'm like, bro,
I'm not necessary Toto, but like my asshole the city clean.
I had to go Toto on them Africa, bro, because
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this ship I needed to honor my asshole is the
only thing I had. But the thing is like to.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Go Toto on them. It's like a twenty one Savage Africa.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
But like it was just one of those things where
like I, yeah, I needed to have a just I
needed that comfort. And at that point when you use
a the data the toilet paper is really just for
drying off.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Right, but you actually need better.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah yeah, but you need you need something with the
pick thick structural integrity as well as we call it
in the industry.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, I have a related complaint. I spent a lot
of my time at UCLA, and their bathrooms there have
the I'm not just talking about the toilet paper because
I expect bad toilet paper in a public restaurant, but
the college hand drying paper is tissue paper. Some of
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the it's just straight up it's like they're like, here,
here are some fucking tissues. Like it sticks to you,
like when your hands are wet. It just like turns,
it just comes to pieces. And I've definitely seen that elsewhere,
Like there's somebody who just had an excess of tissues
who is like, we're gonna pivot. We're gonna pivot to
claiming that we can dry people's hands with this ship idea.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
All right, I know these are the shittiest tissues. No
one wanted. What if we said they were paper towels.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, it's like the ones that like come out, you know,
like they come out wanted to, like they're in a
container kind of like this, you know where it's like
they come out of the top. Yeah. I think it
might be Torque brand.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Shit sucks.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Shit sucks, dude. Yeah, I fucking told them, man.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Said, let me speak to your manager. Hello the Internet,
and welcome to this week friend edition of Dirt. Oh yeah, yeah,
I love this show, absolutely love it. There's a production
of iHeart Radio is the podcast where we tell you
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some of the things that we're trending over the weekend,
some of the things that are trending right now. I
am Jack O'Brien. That over there is mister Miles.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, I'm here, baby.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Freshly new, like new video, just looking got a new
looking great.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I just switch it up, y'all for people who had
to do it to them. Yeah, I'm sure you've heard
the audio fidelity on this show or maybe four to
twenty day fiance mad BOOSTI sometimes she can get a
little wacky on my crackly but just replaced one of
my computers. So now I'm in my new era right now.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Mm hmm, you look great. The camera's following you all
over the room as you pace back and forth.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Shout out to AI for that one.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh yeah, the good work today I was doing. You know,
it's it's not replacing anyone. We we weren't planning on
having a cameraman come in and tilt your camera backs
a little and tilting follow him, follow him to stay
on Miles for this.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Is there a director you're speaking to it in the
control So.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, this is where we talk about the trends, about
what's happening, but we also talk about what's going on
with us by telling you something we think is underrated,
something we think is overrated. Miles, do you want to
kick us off with something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh? Fuck yeah? Italian back Italian brain rot content. Okay,
I've talked about on the show. I'm not going to
bore you with it. Just search Italian brain Rot. It's
you're going to see a series of AI generated characters
where people just say, oh, that's Cacodrillo Bombardino or that
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or that's Jim Panziniuccini or some whatever. So I go,
I'll take the We go to the as a family
go to the l A zoo. Yesterday, guy's child hasn't.
He's now in his era where he's like, I'm like,
do you want to see a monkey today? He goes yeah,
you know because before and their baby, they're like they
don't know what the fuck's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, but now you're just putting them in front of stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Now he's locked in. He's like, I want to see
a giraffe? Can I see a giraffe? I say, yes,
there's a giraft there. We go to get to feed
the diraft. No, they say, did not feed the girafts.
That wasn't anything too, oh dude, although there was Tell
me shit, bro, when I get to the zoo. When
you say that, though, I was like, oh, maybe you can.
Because one dude was waving like eucalyptus in front of
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the draft. It came down and another dude just kept
putting his beer to the giraffe's mouth. Oh no, And
I was like, okay, see this is why we can't
have beer at the zoo. But I get it. This
is a county, this is a county facility, so all
bets are off here.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
This sounds like it was taken over by private equity
because back back then when I my kids were at
this stage, we uh, you know, went to the zoo.
There were people working there who were like, okay, as
where you line up, you get a eucalyptus branch, and
then in an orderly fashion, the giraffes know to come
over here and just make sure to let go of
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the eucalyptus thing or they will lift you off your
fucking feet.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
This was like, I probably like a Last of Us
type situation where someone remembered the olden days. It's like,
just take a switch of this eucalyptus and wave it.
The giraffes will come. And then this other dude was
just like, how about Pacifical toke a beer? It's but yeah,
because you know they got off anyway, so we go
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see the chimpanzees. All these kids kept saying, chimpanzees, look
at the chimpanzees. No, did you take a picture with
the crocodilo bombordino? And I was like talking about a cayman.
They're already and I guess more, it's not it's just look,
I'm not like all I get it, like every generation
is gonna have their weird shit they like to fix
it on. But just the speed at which this ship
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takes hold because of TikTok is absolutely mind blowing.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Like you're just hearing ambient references to Italian brain rot. Yes,
like chimpanzee going around, chimpanzini, so many chimpanzini. What is
it chimpange? Because this is so my thing. The reason
I don't like the Italian brain RD is like you
talk about it and you say it in a way
that like it has a rhythm, and the videos like
they have a rhythm to the way they say it.
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But I can never fucking remember what the words are
banini and like, so I just have It's like instead
of having a thing stuck in my head, I have
a thing that is on the tip of my tongue
stuck in my head, and I'm just like it's funny, Like, babe,
you gotta it's funny. Chimpanzini.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, it's it's just whatever. So anyway, under I completely underrated.
How Like, I know it was popular, but it's I
don't know, man, kids might not know the names of
animals after this.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I mean they'll know new names of animals and they'll
be viral and fun.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
So maybemeal nomenclature. Yeah, I know it. That's a chimpanzini banini. Okay,
fucking tell me about bomia.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Is there a giraft one? Is there a giraft brain run?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
There has to be. There's fucking one. There's ones for
every there's one for everything. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
My underrated is the idea of giving the pope psychedelics.
I think the I think we need the pope to
take psychedelics. I read a New Yorker article by Michael Pollin,
who's that journalist who has a whole book about using
psychedelics and like plant based medicine. And I did not
read that book, but this article is specifically so fair warning,
(08:33):
I did not read the book. Uh. This article is
specifically about a study they did with people who were
like seminary students and like religious you know, uh, like
ministers and various religious leaders across the board, you know, Islam, Judaism, Baptists, Episcopalians,
(08:55):
and uh, they gave them psychedelics and like most of
them were like this completely changes everything about how I
think about religion. It like I started, they started having
visions from other religions, you know, so they're like, oh,
like this like Baptist starts seeing images from Islamic art,
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and like this Episcopalian, which Episcopalian is like Catholicism light,
it's like sort of like locked down. He starts speaking
in tongues and yeah, yeah, and he was like I
used to fucking think that was so whack. I was like,
why are these people doing? Like they just want attention,
you know what I mean, right, and yeah, exactly. When
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I see that, I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, we
get it. But you know, he had that experience, and
I don't know, it just feels like it could be
like they could be good for each other, you know,
like organized religion. Obviously psychedelics could be good for organized religion,
but like I also feel like a religious context is
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also maybe the right one for psychedelics, like because you know,
right now I associate it with like medical lab settings,
which feels a little weird and clinical, but like that's
what needs to happen for them to be accepted. And
then you know, sometimes annoying people who are like kind
of new age about it and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, I mean, I can see how they would have
a This is the last thing that people who are
like uphold those structures would want, because it's truly like
these things haven't really had much change for centuries, you know,
and not to the level where like many other places,
like even other industries, some person kind of gets far
out and brings a new idea to a certain industry
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or business or something like that. But like a religion,
like bro, don't take no fucking shrooms and tell me
what's up about this religion? Like yeah, now I can wow,
I can see.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I can see that kind of being like the future
for both of these things. Because also, like you know,
organized religion is on its way out, like it's just
you know, we're seeing a lot of interest dropping off
in that realm. And yeah, I mean like the substances
were originally used in sacramental you know, holy contexts, and
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also like religions used to have more like mysticism, a
lot of these like world religions, and they've just been
like kind of written out of them because you know,
you have to make it seem serious. And yeah, so
like this allows religions to like it's not like a
new direction, it's like reconnecting them with like ancient mystic
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traditions like across the board that have been kind of
drilled out. So I don't know, like organized religion always
finds a way to fuck things up. I'm sure they're
like down, but also just it feels like it makes sense.
It's a it's a good article. I recommend it the
I don't need it.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Bro I did a bunch of shrooms when I was
seventeen and fully freaked out because my dog was dying.
Pretty much same thing as being a cleric and taking
the same deal. Yeah, same deal, same deal, same conclusions.
We arrived out.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I think we're I think we're done here. What is
something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Overrated? Oh man, my resistance to tabletop gaming. I I
have a lot of friends who do tabletop gaming. I've
been I've been drawn in with some of the card games,
your Jaws card games, your other ones. There was like
a fascism one that was like really fun. And then
Dungeons and Dragons is something like I did a couple
times when I was a kid, a lot younger. Yeah,
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and obviously now it's huge, it's hugely popular again, especially
with like these performances of like doing campaigns and things
like that. So last night I went to the Hollywood
Bowl and saw the Dimension twenty Live Dungeons and Dragons show,
and holy shit, Okay, Like intellectually I knew, I knew
they selled out the Madison Square Garden. I knew how
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you actually it went. Speaking in tongues, speaking in tongues,
I'm out here, I'm chungled down, bimathy out here. Okay,
That's what I was surrounded by. And it was just
one of those things are like it immediately connected to
like a I remember tabletop like doing Dungeons and Dragons
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and having that kind of fun and like the chance
of you know, rolling the die and all that kind
of thing. But then also the performance of it was
so fun and so enjoyable. I was like, that's right,
every because you know Kyle Ayers, he's come on before.
He's like he runs campaigns, and he's always been like, guys,
you should try it. He's like, we could have a
lot of fun. It doesn't even have to be like
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fantasy stuff. It could be like a John McClain die
hard thing. And it's been like we've been like yeah, yeah, okay,
I mean like, yeah, that could be cool.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
And then esturing the jerk off hand motion to each other,
He's like, it's a zoom, I can see what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Really fucking rude. Sorry, we're just insecure with things we
don't know everything about. I don't know if that was transparent,
but yeah, after this, I was like, oh, this is
like totally totally fucking by my resistance to like these
new things, especially new kinds of games, because I'm kind
of rigid and like the things that I like totally
fucking shattered so overrated. I'm slowly opening up now to
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to dungeons and dragons and having fun and like, watching
this it was amazing and all the people on stage
were such good fucking performers. Uh, Brendley Mulligan is like
a fucking incredible, real fucking dungeon master. It's like when
you see that, it does feel like there's like this
other level of performance that you see and you're like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
This is it's great storytelling, Like yeah, like that. The
writing on the show is incredible. For people who haven't
seen Amy, you can just go on YouTube, I think,
or you.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Have to go to there's some stuff, but yeah, if
you subscribe to drop out, it's all there. And I'm
sure I'm preaching to the choir because I feel like
there's probably a ton of overlap with dropout listeners.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, yeah, and exact thing. Yeah, I'm in. I think
we Yeah, could you.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Imagine from Chris crofton you know what I mean? Like
I even think for our listeners who don't even might
not care. I think just that, like it's like another
version of like a Santa University, where we can just
go to.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
A Halloween version of Santa University. What do you think?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh shit, all right, let's let's get in the lab.
Let's get Yeah, let's get in Dexter's laboratory.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I've been wanting out with. I think we should do
like more Halloween content to lead up to Halloween.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Halloween. Yeah, we've got I think look at look at
us planning five months out, baby, this ain't six point
eight weeks, motherfuckers, five under fifty days.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah. See the AI that they're trying to replace us
with do that?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, Yeah, I gotta I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
To one of these lab shows. Man, they sound incredible.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah yeah, next time, next time we'll go Bimothy Chungus
is hung chungle down, Bim chungle down. Yeah, that was
the sort of main bad guy what a.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Name?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Uh? My overrated is just like my assumption that I
knew what songs were about, uh specifically specifically the song
uh semi charmed kind of life baby Baby?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Is it heroin?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
No, it's not, so I'm always like a heroin. It's
it's a crystal meth. And the way that you know
it's about crystal meth is because one of the lyrics
is doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break.
It won't stop, I won't come down. Uh it's yeah,
I keep stock and a TikTok rhythm, A bump for
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the drop, and then I bumped up. I took the
hit that I was given. Then A bumped again, then
I bumped again. Then how do I get back to
the place where I fell asleep inside you? So there's
also like the down the downside scene?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah I did, Wow, I know right, like I just gnawing.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Out mid pum. Is that what you're saying and saying?
How do I get back to that place? Like that
was the bar to reach? It's so wild? But yeah,
I don't know. I like I went and looked at
like the writing of the song, and they're just like, yeah,
it was about like crystal meth and the dangers of
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addiction kind of, but they sound like they're flying for
at least the first couple verses. I didn't read to
the end, but I don't. Yeah, I guess I assumed that,
like the vibe of the song just sort of washed
over me and I got the drift. And but then
I saw this reaction video where a guy is like
really listening to the lyrics of the song and it
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is literally the most about drugs ass song since lou
Reid named a song heroin. And then like you wade
all the lyrics about the mechanics of how the needle works,
Like it's really up there with just Straightorward name checking it.
And I mean cocaine is even Cream or Clapton, I
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don't know, but anyway that one is like, is that
one literally about cocaine or is it like about a
person who is being compared as a metaphor?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, I mean, she don't lie, she don't cocaine. I
mean it's a metaphor lyric. It's not as like being like, yo,
this is the fuck you pound up the rock.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Remember when I fell asleep inside you? I just want
to go back. But yeah, I thought this was like
a gen z anthem about putting a positive spin on life,
and it is not. It is about getting high on
crystal meth.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Our listening comprehension was not still is not good with music.
I'm like, if if it feels upbeat, I don't know
what they're talking about. And then I'm like, oh, this
is an abortion, yeah right, yes, at least brick is
on the note.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It's like this is this sounds like what it's about? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
bricks of cocaine. That's what that song's.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
About, right, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Later he talks about like jaws locking up or like
it's not.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Great, Yeah, hanging out with Hitler, just rocking back and forth.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
How do I get back to that place where I
was rocking back and forth? All right, let's take a
quick break and we'll come back and continue to talk
about drugs, people people on drugs.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Hell yeah, and we're back.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, damn. First my Overrated and Underrated We're all about drugs,
and our first story also about drugs. Hell yeah, man,
So the New York Times has filed a shocking report
that absolutely everybody saw coming. So Elon Musk. The guy
keeps waving chainsaws around and crashing rockets for fun and.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Saying he's on Kedemine all the time out loud.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Saying I'm on Kedemine and doing Nazi salutes that seem
like almost involuntary.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
They're so like, oh, Cory Booker do it, and mag
is melting down no because he did. A. My heart
goes out to you as like yeah, yeah, and they're
like whoa and you're like no, and you know what,
I love that now you're you guys are completely chipped
now because you're like, what about this guy. It's like
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he doesn't have a whole background of Nazi shit.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
He's not simultaneously working with right wing government organizations in
Germany to.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Be like goes out to you.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, I can't imagine that. It was as uh as
dramatic and stiff armed as you know, Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Really, it's it's pretty good. It's pretty. It's pretty, it's pretty.
It's pretty up there, it's pretty up there. But again,
context is everything.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
This does not give the same energy at all of
the Elon Musk one.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So same. It's because if you took a freeze frame,
then they're trying to be like we're yeah. But again,
I love to see for the professional hypocrites start melting
down over this.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah. Anyway, speaking of melting down, the New York Times
published a report alleging that Elon Musk has been using
a cocktail of drugs including ketamine, ecstasy, magic mushrooms, psilocybin,
and adderall on a daily basis, which would sound a
lot more fun if he was like recording an album
or you know, doing something cool and not bankrolling fascism.
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They have photographic evidence and like they're like, yeah, we
actually like took pictures of his pillbox, or like somebody
took pictures of his pillbox, so we can say. Because
he is immediately questioning the veracity of the reporting, but.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Wow, I mean, look we saw it. Elon, Come on, now,
what are we doing here? What are you really denying?
Every video we've seen of you has been pretty pretty
out there.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
He's been exhibiting frequent mood swings, no shit, and has
a fixation on having more children. We're also two takeaways
this New York Times report, like, honestly just feels like
they were like, we are able to source the stuff
that everybody else has been saying, and that's been obvious
to everyone. The one additional detail is the kedemine use
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has fucked up his bladder, which is a problem that
happens if you're like using it more often than you're
supposed to be using it.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What does that mean, like you just have to is
it damaging their bladder or something or just the sensation
of having to peek kind of your brain starts being like,
gotta pe, gotta p.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I'm actually not sure, but it h it's consistent with
like over use of.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It, right, oh boy, oh boy?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
But yeah, just a whole mess down there with the
allegations that his penises and yeah, yeah, a lot going
on down there, lot going on. But yeah, I mean
he's talked about taking ketemineto treat depression on multiple occasions,
and is like, I have serious concerns about SSRIs as
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they tend to zombify people. Occasional use of ketamine is
much better in my opinion, but then overusing it and
just giving that a terrible name, right.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Right, right, He's look, god, he's he's really been on
one ever since this story came out because like, did
you see the the goodbyepart?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah? Trump, Yeah, Trump had like a press conference where
he was standing there and he just like happened to
have a black eye.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
And also was fucking high. Yeah, he was just like
it was as Trump was talking, his eyes, Bro, this
dude was peaking. Bro, he looked like me without the
sunglasses on, like in two thousand and two at a
rave or some shit where you're like he's taking those
big ass breaths. Yeah, it was not a good look
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to have this article article come out, and then probably
in his mind he's like, man, fucking all these people
think I'm high.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Probably, yeah, trying to act not high while you're high
in front of the national media.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You know what I do? Wish I do wish that
on my worst. Now it's a kind of fun to see.
Do you think he has any shame? I feel like
he has no shame about it, Like in his mind
he's leaving in a completely other like if he's fully
off that ship. I don't think it even matters to
him what people think. He looks like he's just like, bro,
this is this is me. This how I'm getting by.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah. I think I think he thinks it's cool. I
think he's like trying to do a like rock star
billionaire thing. Uh oh, you know, like I think he's like, we're,
you know, a billionaire. I bet he says all the
time behind closes, we're billionaires of the new rock stars.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, and you know in the sense that they can
like get away with doing literally anything they want. That's
probably true. Yeah, But I will just like his run
over like since the inauguration, like leading up to the inauguration,
but like really like when he was like really high
on the campaign trail up through now, I feel like
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is one of the most consistent. Like there's that video
of like James Brown when he gets out of jail
and he's like being interviewed on I think it's like
early CNN, and he's just like flying. But then like
you know, the next time he goes.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
On TV, he's like he's been told by people like
don't do that, don't do that anyway? Night? Did night
you find me that one?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I feel good. Yeah, I smell good, I make love good. Oh,
trying to fuck the woman's interviewing him via.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yes, Like it's up there with with that. Like I
feel like He is visibly that high all the time
Elon Musk, like for the past, but like because nobody
can tell him anything, because you know, being rich is
the only thing that matters. He's just continuing continuously there
in a way that's kind of gotta love seeing just
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the emptiness of uh, this whole worldview kind of on display.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
What do you think about the black guy?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Do we think it's I think Jay Leno gave it
to him.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I know, like I'm like, hey, black Eye.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Club, Black Eye Club.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Look. Christy Amagucci Main posted on Twitter fire tweet that
he suspects is Steven Miller who's left handed through a
ass left hook and that's why he has like a
like a light shiner. And also around the story as
we talked about last week about Steven Miller's wife leaving
the administration to go work for Musk full time now
and Steven Miller went on like TV like and it's
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totally fun and it's fun. I'm sure it is who cares?
Like all these people are fucking loveless freaks. But I
don't know. I'm like, is he said, did you see
his explanations? Here? Let me I'll play it. It's this
whole interaction is so fucking funny because like Elon tries
to make a joke about how he got it by
(27:35):
referencing the Emmanuel Macron face mush, but here it is.
And Jack, let me know if you hear this.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
What is your eye?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Okay, what happened to your your eye? I know this
was a bruce there. Well it wasn't anyone near friends.
So but well, what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I didn't know?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
That's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
You're flying on drugs? You try and make a joke
in the persons, What does that mean? Uh, it's just
you do friend anyway. So, uh, yeah, I was just
hosking around with Alex and I said, go ahead, push
me in the face, and he did. It. Turns out
even a five year old punching you in the face
actually does if you knew X he could do Musicisition
(28:30):
said that, yeah, you have been horsing around with x euketamine.
Molly freak, what are you talking about all the fucking time?
Then he goes on because this whole thing was meant
to look like Elon's goodbye party to try and be
like bon Voyage special Government friends. Yeah, and it was
meant to be like, this is sort of like the
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optics to be like, and guys, we are done with
Elon Musk here at the White House. Please do not
associate us with this pariah anymore. We have our own
set of priority pariah as we'd like you to focus on.
By the end of it, Trump basically like he'll be back,
just like not even be like good guys, like I
think he'll be back, and you're like, okay, exactly because
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this is he's not leaving. This is all to try
and try and steady the polls a bit for the
optics of this administration because we know this guy's going
fucking nowhere.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah he he looks yeah once again very high.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Also beat up the dude, have we The last time
we talked about the black Eye club was with Jay Leno.
And there's like a whole conspiracy theory that like celebrities
just show up with black eyes all the time.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
More than like, when was the last time you got
a black eye, like a real like a yeah black
black guy, say, like my early twenties.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, man, that shit was probably it wasn't even from
like a like a fight. It was I remember Oh,
I got headed in a like a soccer game. It
was like, yeah, I was probably fucking twenty one twenty two.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
You know those motherfucker's not playing soccer.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
You know this motherfucker's getting black guys. Dude, he's down
in the club.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
He's joining a black guy club man. Yeah, come on, follow,
follow the black guys.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Follow the black guys. Follow the black guys.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Follow the black guys. Follow the black guys.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
We'll show you a good time. Also this, there is
a fun tweet from the Wall Street Journal that said
Trump was often at odds with the Musk. The billionaire's
eccentric humor often confused the president, who told his aides
that Musk was quote fifty percent genius, fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Boy boy, which also like coming from a guy who
like eats steak with fucking ketchup and McDonald's like every day,
that's that is wild. And who's like prize possessions like
as signed bots and glove. Uh, that's that's wild.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Well, if you're not doing like Rickles style like material,
then Trump thinks your copies like He's like, what is that?
He's like a boy like boy jokes.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
He I liked that, he like came in and like
tried to help Trump. He was like his first lady,
the first lady he's talking about the Yeah, trying to
help explain his jokes for him, like you know, their
friend is just too fucked up.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, right right, Oh, that's what he's trying to say.
That's trying to actually wing manned the joke he said
because Macron, Yeah, that's what he meant.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I do wonder if this is it's interesting that like
he is this high all the time while working for
the government, notoriously like very strict drug testing for like
government jobs, and then also like SpaceX has incredibly strict
drug testing because they're firing rockets yeah, into the sky.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
But it sounds like the testing is ramping up, Like
Musk tweeted last week that it's like watchingly gonna be
doing more tests at a higher rate now. And you're like, oh,
the FA is just fully owned by you now when
you're like, oh, yeah, that one blow up. Yeah, I
just keep just I don't know, brute force it til
you figure it out.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah. He's like somebody like at a Vegas like roulette table,
just like tilting, you know, just being like me again,
Actually we're gonna double that, just like keep going, but
just with exploding billion dollar rockets in this guy just
yolo and man, Yeah, that's right. Anyways, Well, we'll be
keeping an eye on him. If I had to guess,
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he's like going somewhere to like dry out or whatever.
You know, when he's like he'll be back.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's probably just like he'll be maybe he's like he'll
be back when he fucking needs something. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
It's like a dad, right, You're like, yeah, he's mad,
Now he'll be back.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
He'll be back. A little cocaine should call me in
the morning, as they saying, scarface.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
That's right. Meanwhile, Donald Trump has retweeted a conspiracy theory
that I feel like is kind of the best case
scenario for Joe Biden. He's retweeted the old Biden clone
theory robot clone.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Let's not forget we're talking dueling technologies in this conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
The clone clone goes on the outside, robot on the inside.
It's a term exactly, don't ask more questions. Everybody knows.
If you don't know, if you don't understand the canon,
that don't fucking ask. It's probably just a distraction for
something like way more horrible and hugely consequential. But you know,
it's just.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
This is the exact thing that he reposted on truth
this quote. There is no hashtag Joe Biden execute in
twenty twenty. Hashtag Biden, clones, doubles, and robotic engineered soulless
mindless entities are what you see. Hashtag democrats don't know
the difference. Hashtag us steel, hashtag Steele is that real? Yes,
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hashtag maga.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The hashtags are first of all to do hashtag Joe Biden,
hashtag Biden and it's just InCom hashtag Biden, clones, doubles,
and robotic engineered soulless mindless entities are what you see.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's great, exactly, great pool quote.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Man, So their clones, clones, doubles, and robotic engine are
they are these three kinds of people parading around as
Joe Biden or is this like an organic clone bot?
But are we talking bionics?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
It's like how they achieved the special effects in Jurassic Park,
where they practical yeah, some practical, some puppets, some literal robots,
some of that CGI yeah yeah, okay, okay, it's such
a over the top claim, but yes, indeed agreed. It's
truly the last possible way to salvage Joe Biden's reputation.
(34:37):
I feel like would be a rumor where he like
did the thing everybody wanted him to do and like
beat Trump, and that was his last act and then
he was executed somehow and now it's just bad software.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Well was that, yo, that was a clone? We had
out there? Multiplicity they get a little bit wonky or
every kind of copy you do, every subsequent copy of
a he gets a little watered down.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
So I feel like you could convince him of this, Like,
this would really fuck with Joe Biden's head if you
passed this conspiracy theory at a long.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Time, I would be like, I need you to sit down, Joe.
You're a clone. You're a clone? What? Yes? Yes? If
you remember, Oh god, that's just no, he's old and
has cancer. Just stop talking and just go just go
ride out your life. Okay, thanks for dragging us down
with you.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Now we we do want to talk about the evidence
because there is an eight hour Facebook video. Those posted in.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Eight hour Facebook videos is the most frightening grouping of
words I've ever heard in my life. Eight hour Facebook.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
People on true Social backed up his claim with posts
about how Biden's eyes changed from blue to black, which
just to correct them. There, his eyes have always been
the same color, which is coin slot there. He just
has little dashes under his eyebrows. There's nobody, nobody knows
that's what color his eyes are.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
And you have to put a coin into activating them.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, you haven't had eyes back there since the late eighties.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
They receded into coinslots. That's right, He's he's got I mean,
Trump is like, I don't know, mass, We're dealing with
another old person who's freaking out online constantly. Because he
was also just screaming about a CBS conspiracy theory this
weekend too. Along with this Biden clone thing. He was
claiming that CBS was suppressing footage of his twenty fifteen
(36:32):
Coal Bear Show appearance. He's like, Dan, dodn't want you
to see it. It's gone. It's everywhere been e race.
They don't want you to see Trump. It's nowhere scrubbed
except for YouTube dot com where you can just search it, just.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Watch it right there.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
It's like, what are you fucking saying? Dude? Who's saying
things to you or is this truly just your late
night freakis that you got to keep doing because you
know the gray matter is starting to go mushy?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Sir, the president's having the late night freakys again. What
do we do?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Damn it? Did you? I thought you said you drained
his phone, so you have to say it would have
to charge overnight for him to use it again. I'm
sorry Baron showed him how to use a portable battery.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That's while that at a time when he is actually
perpetrating a CBS conspiracy by like trying to blackmail them
into never saying anything bad about him ever. Right, he
is claiming a CBS conspiracy that is the suppressing of
like does he is it just because when he turns
on CBS, they're not actively rerunning the interview?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Like, I have no idea. I don't know. I just
like to claim that it's gone forever and no one
wants you to see it. But it's on the fucking
first place you'd go look for something like that. It's
so bizarre.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I mean his response when shown the video on YouTube was,
of course.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, exactly how you did it? That he was, I
don't care. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
And we're back. We're back.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
According to a new poll, more Americans have a positive
image of AOC than Kamala Harris or Donald Trump. She
was viewed positively by forty six percent of respondents, while
Trump was viewed positively by forty four percent, which.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
All right, stop the presses. The Democrats have chosen their
next candidate.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, that's actually absolutely not going to be her, but
that's what I'm seeing. Poll has a margin of error
of plus minus two percentage points. We have heard tell
behind the scenes of the Democratic Party that their process
for choosing a candidate is bring me your most normal.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
White man, neutral white. Yes, do we have any neutral
whites that we could put in? Absolutely? Absolutely, you're gonna
love this one. His name is Jarf a dry white.
We don't want it too sweet. We want to a
dry white. Now. Sorry, It's an algorithmic name, kind of
a blending of all the names that create this person.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I feel like the viewed positively polls are tend to
under like, weren't there a lot of good, least favorable,
most favorable, viewed positively? Thing like he's twenty five points
Underwater in twenty sixteen, like his positive verse negative views
that were like historically, like the second worst is Goldwater
(39:43):
with like forty three percent positive forty seven percent negative,
and Trump in twenty sixteen was thirty six positive sixty
one negative. Yeah, yeah, and I forget who won that election.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
But it almost like it does Does it fucking matter?
Why are they doing this? Pole still, it doesn't fucking matter.
We're past like this is for the fucking forties and fifties,
these kinds of polls. Do you look favorably upon this person?
I'm sorry this We're so far beyond this shit now, like.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
This somebody to endorse your cola is like what what
this is useful for? It's not where the country is
to be Like they seem like a nice enough person.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, or like in the same instance, people like, oh god,
terrible guy. I'm gonna vote for him though, right, So yeah,
so how is this? What's how does what's the utility
of this information? Exactly? If we know even the terrible
like approval ratings or positive feelings or negative feelings really
have no bearing on how people vote at the end
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of the day, because most people, you should be asking
what the fuck people think of the policies that are
out there right now and who's helping who, because that's
how people if people don't most people didn't know shit,
and we're voting for Trump. So this is like, what's
the point of even saying this?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You got stinged done. I think that's why I like him.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I think again, this is not the game. Fuck these
personality contests, like these kinds of polls like fucking talk
get get your fucking shit together with policy?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, I uh. The only two people viewed more favorably
than AOC are the Obamas Barack with fifty three positive
versus forty three negative and Michelle Obama forty nine percent
positive forty five percent negative. Do we think there's a
chance that they're like, so Trump is like where you
(41:40):
can run for a third term, Like that's what I'm doing.
Like that they bring Obama back out of the oh
to be like, oh we doing that, oh a third
time because.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Nemesis the spooky black man, right third terms. But that's
so fucking well, it's so backwards, like oh my god.
The Democrats would love nothing more than they're like, yeah, man,
let's go back to.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
This feels like the the ultimate big D Democrat move.
And like they said they'd vote for him a third
time in that movie Get Out Out, So that's.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
America basically, there was something very prescient about that. I'm
I think, you know, if if Trump runs for a
third term, it's not gonna be a fair It's not
gonna be a fair fight.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
What could they tell you? He was like, I remeber
for a third day. Well, last that one, fair and square.
I guess we're out of out of here.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
I think this is again, this is cover for the
Democrats because what they want, The Democrats would love nothing
more than to just find the most chill vibe candidate
that that'll be the thing people vote for more than
disrupting the status quo.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, that's an only thing they can see, like they
actually can't see anything else.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah exactly. And maybe that's where they fuck up because
I mean, obviously AOC came up outside of the mainstream
party now is obviously playing the game with the establishment
to sort of stay up, you know, keep her position,
and maybe they're like, yeah, maybe maybe she'll play ball,
and maybe she will and maybe she won't. I don't know,
but y'all. This just figuring out a candidate, isn't the
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fucking isn't the biggest problem that the party has.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Right, that's all I care. Let's look at the horse race.
Let's see what's going on.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
People like this horse more? Does it run faster?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
No idea. Let's look at the metrics. Let's look at
all these all this polling that doesn't mean shit, so
that we can construct er fast.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Does the horse go? Can it beat the other horse
with speed? No clue? Not interested in that that. Things
get a little weird when you start looking at that
kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, all right, speaking of things getting a little weird,
imagine Dragons and Radiohead, two bands that I don't know,
I guess a lot of people are like, yeah, I
would say radio Head had the edge heading into you know,
four years ago in terms of people fucking with everything everything.
(44:07):
So Radiohead lead singer Tom York after, you know, he
was heckled for seemingly supporting Israel at a concert and
walked off stage as a result, like months ago, seven
months and so he just released a statement he was like,
that was I've been in shock ever since that, and
(44:30):
it took me this long to release a statement, and
he specifically is in shock that his supposed silence was
somehow being taken his complicity and struggled to find an
adequate way to respond to this and carry on with
the rest of the shows on the tour. He specifically
like says, you know, calls it an unfolding atrocity, the
(44:50):
unfolding humanitarian catastrophe, and gaza. You're like, okay, are we
gonna keep going in that direction? But then he it's
a lot of like both sides stuff, and it's him
being like, and the real thing that we got to
talk about here is people who are being affected by
social media witch hunts like me. You're pro Palestinian who
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are no no, no, no, no, like me like me Tom.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
York oh for for ducking your head the whole time. Yeah,
And then being like, why do they want to hear
from me? Well, you're pretty outspoken on a lot of
other things, dude.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, nah, not this one that leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Like cancel like debt for the Global South or climate
change or the or whatever. Okay, also said another thing,
He's like, well, I play in America and doesn't mean
I support Trump because you know, a lot of people
they're trying to get Radiohead to cancel a show in Israel,
and he's like, it doesn't mean I support net and Yahoo, right,
(45:48):
and it's like, well, there's a lot going on and
a lot of artists have chosen to not sort of whatever. Okay, okay,
Tom York, Yeah, that was definitely I think the biggest
bummer shit as someone really enjoys radioheads and music just
to be like totally fucking quiet dude, especially when he
says like I struggled how to articulate, bro, just art.
You're a fucking artist. I'm sure you saw that and went,
(46:11):
oh my god, that's terrible, or maybe you did it,
or maybe you saw that and said, all right, well,
don't complicated.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I don't know, guys, seems complicated to me.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I look at it. My fucking heartbreaks. I look at it.
I feel fucking terrible. I feel powerless, I feel hopeless.
I fucking wonder what it takes for for the world
to like intervene on behalf of Palestinian people. But you
could have even fucking done them the lowest thing. It's
like a heartbreak emoji or some shit. You know.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
That wasn't even more eloquent than the statement oh shit yeah.
And then the same weekend, a band that I'm not
a huge fan of, the children seem to be the
children really.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Like bad people.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
It's like yeah, he ever, just like yeah, they're they're
songs that are very popular with children, with my children
in particular, and they went viral because the singer was
waving and kissing a Palestinian flag during a concert in Milan,
so basically pulled a reverse Radiohead.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
They just did reverses. Now, Imagine Dragons has taken Radiohead
spot every Rolling Stone list that's ever been made. You
must now do a find and replace Imagine Dragons.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Whatever their album was, that was the okay computer of
Imagine Dragons. Yeah, to replace that. That band also played
a show in Israel last year, ignoring boycott calls, so
you know, their political consistency is about as solid as
their songwriting. But yeah, it kissed the flag this time,
(47:43):
so you know, Jesus, yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You've just duck in your head. Low. Not a great one,
not a great one. Nah.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
All right, those are some of the things that are
trending on this Monday, June second. We are back tomorrow
with a whole last episode of the show until then,
be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
your vaccines where still can't get your flu shots, don't
do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to
you all tomorrow.
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