April 21, 2025 • 50 mins
In this edition of R.I.Pope, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, the passing of Pope Francis (feat. JD Vance), Pete Hegseth at the White House Egg Roll, SCOTUS vs. Trump, that pathetic robot half marathon, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ah, are you sick. I'm feeling uh not one hundred me.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, no, I It's funny every time whenever you're gone
and I'm doing the show by myself. By the end
of it, I start to feel sick for some reason. Yeah,
because I just can't believe that you'd put me in
a fucking position to.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
My stomach. Yeah, he feels sick and tired.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, sick, but not that kind of tired. The I
think it was also that heat wave. Whenever there's like
a sudden heat wave, my allergies kicking in this weird way,
like I get a head cold. It's really weird when
it suddenly gets hot. It happens every time in La.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't know why. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Maybe I'm just fucking weak or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. You practice weak. Yeah,
that's that's I think that's what it is. Bad jeans,
you know, bad jeans. Motherfucker's over here wearing wrangle. Call
me Arizona because he were Arizona. I forgot about Arizona.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sh it's Miller's outpost because a g damn Miller's outpost,
or was a Union Bay?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I remember I used to walk Union Bay wrestler. Wrestler's
got some bad jeans. Yeah, Wrestler and Wrangler. They're not
the same company. Oh they were.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
They Wantedler is below Wrangler.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah yeah, knockoff Wrangler. Yeah, they're like, you're a wrangler.
I'm more of a wrestler, more of a wrestler. Hey, yeah,
the angler. No, that's the wrestler. It's the wrestler. Oh
they're still out here too. You can get a nice
pair of wrestlers on Amazon. Nineteen forty three. That's not
(01:47):
the vintage, that's the price. Yeah. I was gonna say,
like they're like, yeah, fourteen eighty fourteen dollars in eighty eight.
That's kind of pointed. Yeah, it's Nazi. They're Nazi jeans.
Nineteen forty three, A better time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Nineteen thirty nine. Huh, let's creek anyone?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh man, Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week
trend edition of Dirty Guys. Day is a radio French remix.
What's up?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I said we, rather than Yeah, I said French remix.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, just shaking it up, man, you know we. That's
the French version of my name's Jack. That over there
is mister Miles stupid, stupider than ever, y'all, don't worry
(02:50):
about me. Why did why did Easter have to be
on four twenty? Why? Oh yeah? That like for you?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey, dude, God, I brunch last time. I think I
really gave a fuck about four twenty. It was maybe
like twenty of twenty twenty. Yeah, and after that, you know,
it's whatever. You got a kid now, it's like, I
wish you could be like, yo, dog, can you be
chill today? It's for twenty man, just like, just.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Chill out, man to your priest. Yeah, my pastor, my pastor.
I've only went to Catholic school. Just you know, I
am Lutheran canonically on the show. I want that to
be known canonically Lutheran on the show, Lutheran being the
Kendrick so Luther. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you subscribed to that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The GNX tour they back. I started to look at
seeing little clips of that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Looking good.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's pretty good, looks pretty good, looks pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Speaking of Luther, my kids are going through a weird
alphase right now, because on our trip I introduced them
to it. I was like, oh my god, you guys
are gonna fucking love this and it hit it so hard. Wait,
what's Luth, what's the I'll get to that. So Luther.
They then were like, what songs can we do? Weird
(04:08):
out too, and we looked at the number one song
on Apple Music. I was like, first, you need to
find a hit song that everybody knows. So we went
to Apple Music and it was Luther. And so we
came up with Ramen Noodles, heavy boy drinking. Well, it's hot.
That's all we got so far.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
If this world were men Ramen.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Ramen anyways, but yeah, weird out still still works. So good.
Party in the c I A E.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Didn't he had Party in the CIA?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, that came out. That was like after our time.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
But yeah, I'm guessing because that's the micro CRUs for.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Big c i a fans. My kids were Zinsky, big,
big fans of the CIA's work. Well, actually, how they
found out what the CIA was was from a weird outside.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Right, We're gonna murder black revolutionary scale socialists on the
globe basically blowing up planes like yeah, doing hit jobs
like bam.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, okay, more or less like that. Anyways, Uh, this
is the episode where we tell you what was trending
over the weekend. We also get to know each other
a little bit better by telling you some things that
we think are overrated and underrated. Miles, mm hm, why
don't we kick it off? Is there something that you
(05:36):
think is underrated? Underrated? Yes? So how about we started, Miles,
Is there something you think it's overrated? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now we're okay, over, okay, okay, over, I would say, uh,
just again. You know, canonically, Lutheran parent on this show.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Is Lutheran. That's the one where like you're I remember
reading like learning about it in theology class, where like
you no, that's Calvinism is the one where you're like doomed, right,
and there's nothing you can do about it. What do
the Lutherans believe.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That that Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ is the is the is.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The be all end all of the church? Okay, yeah,
I mean I feel I think really it's really like
fine fine slicing. And there's like the differences between the Christians.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I think there's only like two sacraments versus seven.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, Okay, now you're talking wild, So now you want
to mind, so now you want to get your ass beat.
That's right, But anyway. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Think it's just funny, like as my as the baby
gets older and more talkie and adult, like not adult,
but like, you know, less baby like and more like
a person. I remember being like, man.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The toddlers staying toddler, they're in a fucking.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But I think just overrated fearing that whole thing. It's
just like so weird. I get that they're inherently more mercurial,
to put it like, but I never really see that.
I'm a pretty patient person, so I'm really enjoying it
because I'm also petty, so like I'm patience in the way.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm like, no, we can keep doing this. I'm okay
with that. I will outlast yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm
like and I'm not gonna yell, but I'm like, yeah,
go ahead, go ahead, like keep throwing it. I'm like,
do whatever you gotta do. But also, I just like
I like having a more dynamic, arguing partner in a baby. Yeah.
I think it's more fun for me before when it's like, oh,
it's a little baby, that's great.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I love I love that baby phase where you could
put them down and they stay where they are put. Now,
this motherfucker gets out of the crib.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And shit, now is like on some Ethan hunt mission,
impossible stunt work. Like, so I was watching monitors so.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Grace fully getting out of the crip, like ye hooking
the leg over lowering ease. I'm like I shed a tear,
mostly for my sleeping but also just because he's so
coordinated now.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But I just think how many engineers it would take
to program an AI robot to do that, As we'll
learn later.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, a lot, a lot, a lot, But.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I just think that fear.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I think it's just it's all perspective, and I think
it's more just about seeing them for being like they're
just coming online more, they have more skills abilities. Yeah,
they're figuring out cause and effect at your expense, but
it's it's all part of like the magic of it,
and I'm I'm very much enjoying it. So yeah, also
overrated having your house burned out in a fire.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh yeah yeah, okay, Yeah, we were still kin we're
waiting on that one. We were like, we're jury's gonna
say it still out, but like, well we're gonna just
kind of keep checking in on that one. See see
how yea if it ages better like wine.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You know, I know Zay Gang very interested in what's happening,
and I just want to update people.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So obviously you know that the house burned down. We
just had the lot cleared.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So now why my home is now just a clean
like the Army Corps of Engineers came through cleanly, took
all the debris away to the point where I'm like,
what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Was he Army Corps of Engineers? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
clean slate. Like it truly looks like a clean slate.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, it looks like you're playing. Looks like you're playing
the sims and your rage quit on whatever you were
doing it, and you're like, fucking that that that that
that that help.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We're starting over.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So next phase is to see how terribly the tariffs
inhibit the ability to rebuild. Yeah, that's like the next phase.
Just as as I as I as I check in
with everybody on where where things are. But anyway, fearing
the Toddler stage, overrated.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Your house is just gonna be one made in the USA. Man.
That's yeah, that's all that's all I care about, exactly.
Yeah right, he's gonna suck ship, all right? Yeah, my
overrated very similar. Is just like when your kids get
too smart for you or I guess like my overrated
I guess is there there's usually a theme with my
(10:12):
parenting overrateds, which comes back to just like my ability
as a parent, because I tried to get some shit
over all my kids this Easter that would have worked
in years past, right, and so uh, you know, I went.
I got candy for the Easter egg hunt like we
do an East egg hunt, and you know, I got
(10:32):
candy for the eggs, but I didn't have enough for
the basket. I fucked up on that front. And so
I didn't have fucking baskets. I didn't have basket candy man,
and so have never done this. A Lutheran would have
never done this. So I did have some bubbles. I
got some bubbles for the basket, but I didn't have
(10:54):
enough candy, and like it just wasn't Like I looked
at the basket and I was like, this basket sucks.
Like I would be like I would come down and
be like it was the Easter bunny.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You're those promo business cards we got from Miles and
Jack got mad boost here, but Miles not that far off.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Sixty of these ended up like I found some fruit
snacks at the back of like the snack drawer. I
was like, pull, I was pulling some shit. And so
there was also like leftover Valentine's Day candy, uh, from
their their class, and so I was just like filling
it out, filling out the basket, and my youngest who's
(11:35):
now seven, was just like went through each thing. I
was like, all right, this is a pencil from last Easter,
this was this was uh, this is the fruit snacks
that gave me in the class clocked this. He was like,
this is a sticker from the doctor's office. And at
first I was like impressed. I was like, damn, this
(11:57):
kid must have like a photographic memory. And then I
looked at the sticker and it was a finding Nemo
sticker that said you were a good patient. You did
the divorced dad. Oh my god, I'm surprised you didn't
put like a condom or something in there. Just so
you're in a panic. You're like, if I had had
(12:20):
like a strawberry flavored edible one, it might it might
have come to that, but uh, it was uh not
not great. And like as I say it, I'm like
he's seven. Of course this ship isn't gonna work.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
But yeah, the bubbles even I was like, bro, your
kids ain't they're not fucking with no bubbles Like.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I mean, they did have fun with the bubbles. They're
they're still fucking with bubbles. I don't know what that
says about them, but no, I just in my mind,
I was just trying to be a seven year old
and be like, I don't want bubble.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I guess the only thing that basket of smokes. Yeah, exactly,
filterless reds. Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be You gotta have
that chocolate in there, man, That's really the thing that matters.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, we did. They got a lot of chocolate
in the easter eggs on the hunt. So all right,
uh let's get let's get some under what do you
think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
So this weekend we drove up to the Bay Area
to see family, and you know, driving that five I've
I've done that. I've drive driven up to the Bay
many times.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Okay, and doing that, you there's like a part of
driving on the highway long distances when you're trying to
get there quick, where like you get in that left
lane and you're just trying to keep it moving, trying
to keep it moving, trying.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
To like, do you you don't want people passing you?
All this other ship I lost. That's every every car
that passes you as an l I'm dude, her majesty
almost divorced me.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
When a car got around.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
It's like a Nascar Yeah, like my fucking navigator, like
in a round car. Like it's like, yeah, left, turn
forty five now. So I just realized too, it is
driving is very underrated as a meditation on subduing your
ego because all of that is purely based on your
ego of like, ye, you're not pass I'm not some
I'm not some motherfucker you pass on the highway because.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
They're going slow. I'm the one that goes fast enough
all the time, even if I have young children in
the car.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Like I think that was just a thing that really
struck me because I used to drive like a fucking
stupid ass motherfucker when I was like in my twenties, man,
the way I wasn't letting nobody in the way.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I was like, you need to hurry up, motherfucker. I
got play all my ego, all my ego, all my ego,
and I was like, I really tried to like be
aware of that the like taking this driving trip because
I haven't taken this is the first time we take
a really long road trip since the guys child was born.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And I was like, my first instincts were to like regress,
and then I was like, no, this is my e
go and I had to become doctor Manhattan, uh and
take off all my clothes and paint my body flue
completely nude.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And I was just realizing too, I'm like, oh shit,
this is a really good like every time that feeling
came up, like you see somebody creeping behind you, like,
but I was like, why don't I get over.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
It? Really? Yeah, And there's like a self reecause I
had a very similar change of like I just had
to like change how I approached driving, specifically around the
time when we had kids. And yeah, by not treating
other people like an asshole, I've noticed that I stop
being outraged at every single thing that they do back
(15:41):
to me. Yeah, you know exactly. It's almost like, yeah,
like there there's I think I've talked about it before,
like this idea that the thing that you are most
angry about the thing that I am most like angry
or fearful of is the thing that I do to
other people, you know, like the way I must treat
other people. There's like this like karmic uh physics that
(16:03):
happens in my brain where like you know, if I
fucked someone over in one way, then I'm gonna be
worried about people doing that back to me. And like
with driving, like once I stopped driving like an asshole,
I stopped feeling like everybody was like trying to cut
me off and get me over. Just take yourself out
of the game. That's how I look at it. I'm like, bro,
(16:23):
I'm not even I'm not I don't even have time
for this game. But I'm I'm out of here. I'm
out of here. Y'all do you? Y'all? Do you? But
every now and then, I'm not gonna lie. I was
like this.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But what I do now is I catch myself laughing
at them. I'll go, look at you.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You got you can get around that other greedy motherfucker.
You wasn't going fast. You ain't built to hit.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
One oh five when everybody's going eighty six. Bro, you
not built for That's so then I was doing that commentary.
Intermagic's like, are you okay? I'm like, it's fine, I'm
not there this this guy think you can get around
See he ain't built for it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
No, boy, as satisfying as somebody does, drives past you
going one hundred miles per hour like an asshole, and
then you you drive past them being pulled over by
the police. Nothing's better, nothing better, nothing better than the world.
Look at you, that's what you want to say, staying
(17:21):
your head as you're driving down. Yeah, anyways, my underrated.
So all right, this is basically just me being like,
let's talk about Tokyo miles because I'm interested in getting
your thoughts on Tokyo than I'm glad you did it
so I didn't have to. That's my new drop or whatever.
(17:42):
White people just came back from Japan. All right, let
me know, baby, did you love the convenience stores? I
did love the convenience I loved I loved so much
about all right. So the thing that I you know,
having lived in New York for like five to six
years of my life, I think I had always taken
it for granted that living with that many people on
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top of each other needs to be extremely loud, needs
to smell bad, like needs to just there, needs to
be garbage everywhere. And Tokyo much like the size of Tokyo.
Like Tokyo is I think, like twice as big as
(18:27):
New York. It's the biggest city in the world. New
York is like fiftieth. I think it's like not not
even close to being as big as Tokyo. And it
is like so like two days in I was just like, wait,
why is it so quiet? Why why is everything so quiet?
(18:48):
Why is like everything run in an orderly fashion and
so clean and like respectful? I don't know, it blew
my mind. I'm assuming like it comes from may like
respect like respecting other people. Oh yeah, it's all about
the collective. Yeah, and not inconveniencing other people or being
(19:10):
the source of inconvenience for other people. That's a huge,
huge thing. I just yeah, I And I guess I
had heard that or like kind of had a sense
of that, but like I remember wondering why I would
see people in cities like Tokyo wearing masks, or even
like people in New York City like wearing masks like
early before the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Like year decades before like why are they wearing a mask?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Why they wear a mask? I was like they must
think the air quality is really bad here, and then
come to learn it was just they are not feeling
well and trying not to spread their own germs to
other people, and that that mentality is just like so
so foreign, so foreign into Americans that like it broke
us when we had to wear masks during the pandemic.
(19:56):
But it's it's truly just a much I don't know,
it changes your perspective on what is possible. I think, Yeah,
just like how things function when sort of that's kind
of front of mind of like let's not fuck things
up for other people and we're all just trying to
(20:18):
do our thing. So like nobody honks their horn, nobody
honks their horn.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, you know what, you know, you know what a
good A good thing I like from Japanese driving is
rather than giving people the wave when they let you
in or something, you flash your hazards twice.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, that's a.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Good one, just like click click click click and they.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Go, oh, okay, yeah right, I see you, I see you.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But yeah, it's it's it's definitely it's definitely a change
of pace I think that's the one thing that a
lot of American people, when they themselves have that kind
of like personal ethos, they go there and they're like, yeah, okay,
this I can I could. I could do this very
if only everybody else was on the same page. I
don't mind picking up after myself. I don't mind fucking
(20:59):
not screaming and being obnoxious in public. But you know,
those are like also much larger cultural differences too that
you know a lot of people sacrifice their own individuality
for the collective in Japanese culture too, and that comes
with its own set of uh, you know, problems also.
But yeah, I think, but I think, yeah, that just
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that basic level of consideration. It's like it's a simple
thing that changes if the feeling of it feels like
it changes so much, just like existing in a place
like that.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
For sure. I was impressed, As I said, when I
came back, you should check it out. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, yeah, I mean they just have a problem with
guys getting naked and painting themselves unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, really close minded about that. They don't like, they
don't like when I go live on kick on my
kickstreams in Japan, did I fucking That's the one thing
I fucking like, if I'm over there, I'm worried I'm
going to go off on some American live.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Streamer act as stupid in Japan because this is it's
like only increasing with frequency over the last few years,
and it like I get so incensed because people are
taking advantage of this very thing you're talking about is
to like not like like in New York, if you
were fucking around people lay hands on you like they
were faith healers, right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
But there's like a trend of because I remember when
like the one of the Paul.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Brothers went over there and like yeah, went to the
suicide forest and all that bullshit. Yeah, now there's like
this out there's a there are a few other people
that are getting in trouble now, Like this one kid
right now is just bringing in a gigantic boom box
onto the train and just fucking being obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The point being that he's being obnoxious in a second
where people are just going to be like quietly.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, and yeah, Brian, that er points out there's
another guy, Johnny Somali, who's now actually I think about
to go to prison in Korea because he fucked around
in Japan, fled, went to Korea, and now they got
him on like twenty charges for being like getting drunk
in a convenience store, trespassing, like making ai nudes of
like another celebrity.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
This. Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
It's just like a lot of people in Japan tour
like make a fucking example of these people so they
know not to fuck around. But it's you know, there's
another guy too, this guy Vitally who used to be
this huge prankster on YouTube. He's in the Philippines right now.
In the Philippines, they're not fucking around. They're like, bro,
this guy is going to fucking rot in Filipino jail.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
You no, we were.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
The president was like now we're get we're set to
make an example of him, right right, And I'm like, yeah,
that's not the place.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
He wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, no, no, no, no exactly. And I think that's
a lot of people do take advantage of this very
thing you're talking about, like disrespect for other people. They're like, oh,
let me take that to the point where I can
just transgress without any repercussions.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
come back and talk about some news. We'll be right back,
and we're back. We're back. And as you've no doubt
(24:01):
heard by now, Pope Francis, who's who was having some
health troubles and then was like back out on Easter, yea,
doing the doing the mobile, the popemobile that like it
was like a new popemobile. It was like the Nolan
ba batmobile, Pope mobile. It was like like bigger, big wheels.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's wild. He even it's wild to season like. And
then he died right after, like right after it was wild.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So he was eighty eight, and you know, a lot
a lot of eulogies, people pointing out that he ushered
in a more open, welcoming Catholic church that prioritized empathy
for the poor and disenfranchised. He was like very open
minded and empathetic for a pope, for a post risk
(24:57):
for the old for a pope. Yeah tell me want
to hang out with not so much? Yeah yeah maybe,
uh exactly he Uh. He also had that great viral
video where somebody shook his hand them the wrong way
and he smacked the ship out of their hands. Yeah
that was fun. Uh. You'll also no doubt. See multiple
(25:19):
SEO friendly articles about how to stream Conclave tonight. There's
how to watch Conclave film tonight on three streaming services,
how to watch Conclave but weirdly and the story will
you know? Because now they got to do the Conclave.
Did you watch Concliff by the way? No? No, no,
Conclave is good? Finished?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
White Lotus, Okay, what'd you think?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's? Yeah? Last episode not great?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Fucking stupid bro. I didn't get I mean, we could
talk about it. I'm like half of this ship. I'm like,
where is this going? What was the point of this?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Wait? What was the point of that? Yes? What was it?
What is the commentary here? Because I don't know what
it is outside of being solacious for the same thious.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I think the only part I will say without spoiling anything,
is I just wish Parker Posey's character was more like
fleshed out.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
The change that happened in the very last shot and
like and they were like and things are going to
be interesting here going forward. They could have done that
in the second episode, and instead they just were in
the same mode the entire time. Tension.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, Mike White, It's I go
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Bro shout out to Mike White though, because we did
watch School of Rock this weekend. All right, all right,
that one still goes awesome. Orange County. I love Orange County.
That right, Orange County. I'm pretty sure he did Orange
County too.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It's like so stupid, but it's uh, it's it's one
of my favorite Jack Black performance.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That is one of your favorite, one of your favorites,
one of your problematic faves, problematic fave Jack Black in
that one. Who anyways, one of his final acts on
this earth was too shade jd Vance On Saturday, he
bailed on the Vatican's official meeting with JD Vance And
(27:06):
it just JD Vance is like a you know, Southern
Baptist who converted to Catholicism. Yeah, like convert right, very
serious about his Catholicism. And the Pope was like, sorry,
can't make it. You will instead be meeting with my
number two. And since you are the number two and
(27:29):
a number two, you will be meeting with my number two. Uh,
and just got a lecture on compassion from the Vatican.
And this is according to a Vatican state. It's not
like according to like anonymous sources, familiar with decisions is
according to a Vatican state, and they.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Were like, we delivered a lecture, yes, drop on truth
bomb on his ass.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, yes, are you do you know what Catholicism is, JD.
That'd be the first thing. Yeah, yes, seat, we're so
we're so happy to have you here. Yeah, he did
the the The Pope did meet with JD. Vance on Sunday.
I'm assuming after just like endless bitching and moaning from JD.
Vance and you know, the the Americans, why can I
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meet him? Yeah? The photo looked like he was He
was like, bro, you're killing me right now, like when
they were theft photo of them talking.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
He's like, bro, literally, you're honestly I'm gonna die after
this because I'm off straight up, yeah, I can't do this.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
And then the Pope used his Easter speech to talk about,
you know, policies that seemed to be the Vance and
Trump administration policies and everything. He was talking about Gaza.
He was talking about, stop fear mongering around migrants, help
you hungry? Are you fucking dumb? Full? Do you know
how to hold a trophy? Asshole?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Stop fucking couches that that one cought people off guard
when he said that during his marks and stop fucking
resisting the urge to copy with furniture.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I do just have to note that JD. Vance the
one like quote we have from his meeting on the
last the Pope's last day on earth, The one quote
we have is Jdvans telling him it's good to see
you in better health. And this is just I don't
know whatever he appears to be trying to accomplish in
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public appearances, whether it's like projecting man of the people
vibes at the donut shop, was wasting a trophy to
look like he is a manly football fan guy complimenting
the pope on how alive he is. He just seems
always backfire like one eighty. Do you think any of
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that connected with JD. Vance?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Or is he more devoted to his like hunger for
power and influence than he is.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm sure he's going to hell. You know how they
say like people in cults tend to have like a
certain like higher than ever level of intelligence because they're
good at like rationalizing, rationalizing, Uh you know you can.
They can win any argument they need to in their
own head to get them to wherever they need to
(30:12):
be to, you know, get get the thing that spiritually
or emotionally they actually need. Like this, this guy is
probably the Michael Jordan of self rationalizing, you know, like
he's probably I don't know, my greatest.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I feel like the Michael Jordan of self rationalizing. You
wouldn't You wouldn't even know you couldn't. This guy wears
it on his face, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
He looked like the Daniel Kluia Get Out poster, but
if it was a white guy. But it's in his
own mind.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
It's like, like, I think that's what's happening inside his mind,
because how are you that bumbling all the time, because
if you really had it together, like a real sociopath,
that's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
He's he'sing sociopath. There's there's some rumbling at the deep
down on the tectonic plates. Oh maybe we'll see some
things shift.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I don't break yeah, I just think he'll just have
like he's just gonna break down at some point, you
know what I mean? And just whatever, poor not even
I was gonna say poor family.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Whatever. Yeah, I mean, the kids didn't ask for this
guy to be their dad. We should do somebody to
meet the Vance's Kendrick, can you write that and just
write a letter to Usha and everybody let him know
who this man is. Well, speaking of they didn't ask
for this person to be their father. There was a
great photo op with Pete haig Seth at the White
(31:35):
House Easter egg Roll, which we covered at the end
of last week, where he was defending himself and being like,
I'm just you know, fighting the fake news media for
my kids, kids who look who look like they do
not like this guy. Yeah, and they're like and also
(31:57):
I feel like they're like, bro, we hate your kids.
We're not your kids. Are you saying, well, did you
see the clip? Because at the Easter egg roll he
goes to the press and immediately they're like, hey, what
about Signal Gate two Electric Boogoloo? What happened? Bro? Yeah?
Did you guys talked about that? No?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, another fucking just out in the open chat discussing
like military strikes, but with his wife and little brother
on the fucking on the group thread it was.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
The chat was known as Defense Team Huddle. So with
my wife.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And little brother exactly, I don't know how Jesse Water
is gonna have to do this ship again. He's like, look,
how many of us haven't been planning a Mexican Beast
reality trip where we go down and do unthinkable things
with your wife and little brother on it and discuss
the next thing. Everybody knows what's going on. I don't know,
(32:55):
this is.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
This is not going to be defensible or it is
in his eyes, because when he's asked about it at
the fucking Easter Egg role, he just comes out looking
just thrashing, like someone who's totally.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Been caught us media. I mean, yeah, it's it is
funny because he starts looking at the camera too, like
he's like, oh, let me let me fucking speak truth
to power professional wrestling style.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, let's let's hear a little bit from him.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, we're happy to be here at the stretch.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
But I'll tell you that he was then of a
beautiful day, beautiful day, and uh, President Trump was changing
the country about seconds, creating opportunities for families all across
in that cro better their.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Lives, makes great again. It's all about controversy. You know
what a big surprise that a bunch of a few
leakers get fired and.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Suddenly a bunch of hit pieces come out like.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
The Russia hopes won't get back their Politzers. They got
Poltus for a bunch of lies. What pols for a
bunch of lies on hoaxes? Time and ty love how
the press though, shout out to that and being like, uh, huh,
what about the comments from the recently resigned huh And
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
It keeps saying that asshole, but uh my question. Yeah,
he goes on, Wait, where's the part where he gestures
to his kids right here, He's like, in these random.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Fuckers, I mean my kids.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
So I'm happy to be here at the East reg
Roll with my dad.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
My kids because you know, this is what we're doing
it for these kids right here.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
This is why we're fighting the fake news media.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
This is why we're fighting slash and burn Democrats.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
This is where we're fighting posters, poxsters.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
This group, no, no, no, this group right here.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh man, oh boy, it's shit like this.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Though that does it does.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Reaffirm obviously the truth that you know, these autocrats are
the most weak built people on earth.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, like, where this.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Is something you did, you can either then he's he's
you know, he rather than he's obviously not going to
take accountability, but his style of defending it is just
like pivot in this weird way. It's like, and you
guys are a bunch of hooxters, you know what, that's
all you do, just doing pranks on people, doing slash
and burn Democrat tactics.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
You're just trying to dude, hit pieces on me.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
If he was like on some steely shit and be like,
you know what, police remove them. I know that's what
he wished, he wanted to do, but this is just
such a again, it's very.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
He has that power. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Mean, and I mean this is happening all because the
people within the Pentagon.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Are like, dude, this guy's gonna fucking ruin everything.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Like he doesn't have These people don't have full control
over everything.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's why shit like this keeps happening on a sense
that his position is tenuous, like based on like because
the last thing was a bad luck. But I feel
like he got through. But just being like I didn't
add the guy like well the last time, it's hard
because he did start this exactly, That's what I'm saying,
So like this time it feels like if the if
(35:49):
things weren't all wobbly the last time, but people were
just like giving him the benefit of the doubt because
somebody else, added the editor entry for The Atlantic, like,
this time feels like that this would directly kind of
undermine that. Yeah. Yeah, well then they're also saying like
they're like people in the Pentagon are trying to think that.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Caroline Levitt said that there are people trying to undermine him,
where we're like, oh, yeah, so this, so this is
the tactic. Now everyone's against it. They were always against us, right,
they were always against us.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That's the thing. That's why we can't do any of
these things that are wildly illegal. But yeah, it's good
luck Pete. I mean right now, he did say I
do have the President's backing, and I spoke to him
and we're very much aligned over what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
And making America great.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
So, I mean, Tammy Duckworth centered, Tammy Duckworth is like, dude,
get this fucking guy out again. How many more are
we going to do before he's just like fully just
doing like the I guess it can't be more of
a parody at this point, but it's like he has
a group chat with Putin no, No, I'm just saying
like that we're gonna be the next to one that
(36:53):
we're gonna find out. And but like to your point,
like he probably does, I don't know. Yeah, Like I
wouldn't doubt that at all, at.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Somewhere back channel or at least with yeah, somebody to
back channel.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
But again this is we're like he gets taken in
by a fake Putin signal chat you know who's telling him.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
He's like, yo, man, if you're interested in making crypto,
like we're talking about like four grand a day potentially, Man.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I am Vladimir Putin, and we've been reviewing your resume
lately and we're really impressed. We have a job that
has worked we would like to offer you. He's like,
oh shit, I've been meaning to talk to you man
ill this bombing campaign.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah yeah, but also very interested in this business opportunity too.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
And we're back. We're back. And last week there was
a nine to zero opinion against Donald Trump that they
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were dealing the Trump administration seemed to be dealing with
by being like I heard it was nine to zero
four us like teacher logic yeah, yeah, exactly. You know,
so now there's been another Supreme Court decision that was
issued in the middle of the night. Yeah, over the
(38:19):
weekend and drop Yeah exactly, shot dropped on our fucking
Kendrick album. Yeah. What Relating to Trump, the Trump administration's
attempt to traffic a group of Venezuelans to l Salvador. Yep, yep, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
This again, same thing, under the pretense that they are
part of some gang.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
This time it's trend Aragua.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm wondering if that gang is, Like, bro, you can't
say everybody is part of his gang.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Like you've ever worn a bulls hat, you are technically.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Did you see that fake ass MS thirteen tattoo they
tried to put on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's hand.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm like, look at his.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
And that shit was like not even just dude, not
even it was like in Microsoft word, it was like
an aerial font. And Trump was holding it up like
some boomer with his memes, and He's like, look at these.
It's these are like worse than even like the even
the Stalin photoshops, or at least kind of good, like
(39:20):
people really filling that shit, Like if you wanted to
eraise somebody. This was straight up trash like it almost
looked like somebody drew on a picture. But anyway, so
this was basically blocking more people to be trafficked to
El Salvador. And as they said in their decision quote,
the government is directed not to remove any member of
the putative class of detainees from the United States until
(39:42):
further order of this court. Like, don't listen to your mother,
listen to me, your other mother, your real mother, Okay.
And it's pretty notable since you know, the High Court
came in with their ruling before a lower court had
the chance to respond, and it was a seven to
two decision. Obviously, Eli and Thomas dissenting, and the majority
(40:02):
released their decision before Aledo like even put out his response.
I think, now, have they finally figured it out that
they created a fucking senile goblin hell bent on destroying
what's left of our legal norms. Who knows, but it's
definitely yeah, yeah, yeah, But it is clear that at
least a few of them maybe realize that at the
(40:24):
very least the power that they were seeking as judges
will mean fuck all if no one actually listens to
court rulings. So maybe from that perspective, they're like, nah, man,
if they just run over us all the time, what
did I What did I debase myself in these confirmation
hearings for right?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
It can't it can't just be for nothing.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Or maybe it did help that Justice Beer or Justice
Kavanaugh is homies with Judge Boseburg, who is that other
judge that's at the center of the confrontation with Trump
over deportations.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
And he's like, no, bro, let me fuck. These aren't
like liberal activist judges. These are no.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, they both put they were both got appointed to
the federal bench under Bush. So these guys and like
him and kavan On, this guy Judge Bosburg, who's this
is the guy who was talking with the first sort
of decision that Trump argued over when they were sending
people on planes, And he's like, turned those place.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
They're like plans around. They're like, sorry, we're you're actually
breaking up with international space.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Therefore your laws do not apply in the sky. We
all know skylaw. Skylaw is supreme. Him and so kavan
On Boseburg went to Yale together. They were roommates. They're
like they're like friends, they're friends.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Uh, and I was just oligarchy saving our ass.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, the brolagarchy, the judicial brologarchy saving us all.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
So, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
We'll just wait and see until the next ruling where
they say Trump can't actually ignore the courts for real
next time.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
And then we're like, oh, oh, never mind, they were
just waiting to do this one. What like what I
guess that does because because we are technically in like
constitutional crisis territory where so like what what happened next?
So they've said do this thing, He's going to keep
ignoring it, and then what does the Supreme Court police
(42:09):
come and arrest Donald Trump? You know, don't like there's
here's a thing. They don't got that exactly right. I
mean it's probably going to be through like their rulings
might get increasingly more you know, like unequivocal and confrontational.
But you know what, that's.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Probably that's probably a reason why maybe we should have
a rhiannon back on to help.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Us understand it might be time for a Rhiann and
Rhann and what happened? What we do now if they
ignore the court? Hey, what happened? All right? And finally, yeah,
just I do want to talk about you you were
talking about the geist child's uh you know, ability to
smoothly get out of a crib. Oh yeah, Ethan Hunt style,
(42:52):
Ethan Hunt style. You know. You watch you watch kids
grow and learn, and it's it's pretty amazing, like all
shit that's like happening behind the scenes, like all the
amount of things that they're they're learning from one day
to the next, and it really gives you a new
appreciation for how dumb fucking robots are. Yeah, because because
(43:19):
there's still they're still stuck, they trying to learn the run.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
They shit, man, can't do shit, dude, look at this
thing hollowing around. So there was the first ever half
marathon involving robots in Beaking over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And this is like a normal half marathon, right, Like
there were humans twelve humans, yeah, with twenty one humanoid
robots so they could flex their skills.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I think this was obviously part like industry sort of
showcase to kind of show where like Chinese robot how
far Chinese robotics have come. But again, it was a
nice day for us to reaffirm our belief in the
superiority of the human body over the robot body in
terms of just.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Jogging of yet yeah they got no spraying in that step.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I mean, I would be curious to see what would
happen if like one of those Boston Dynamics robots was
in it, because this was specifically for the Chinese robotics industry,
and a lot of researchers when they heard about this
races like, I don't think this shit's gonna go well,
because those robots over there, they they're really focused on
specific tasks and why they are bipedes. Biped they walk
(44:26):
on two limbs, it's not they're not meant to fucking
do full on marathons. Like that's not just that's not
the that's not the use for them. So twenty one
humanoids entered the race, six made it through the whole race,
and only one barely hit the maximum time allowed to
receive a participation medal.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
And again, that's wild because robots don't get tired, like
they shouldn't get tired. Yeah, well that's the thing. So
apparently the results were hilarious and terrifying. This is from Wired.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
This this just like some of the descriptions of the
humanoid robot participants quote on Saturday, almost every robot fell
down and faced overheating problems, prompting operators to switch them
out for new replacements. One robot called wan Wan, which
was a human which has a human like head, only
moved at the speed of a snail for a few
minutes while its head shook uncontrollably as if it could
(45:21):
fall off anytime. Another robot named Shennong looks like a
fair It looks like a real Frankenstein's monster, with the
head that resembles a gun dum and four drone propellers.
It sits on a foundation with eight wheels, and it's
not clear how that alone wasn't dis.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah, you can't just be on wheels right like that.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
We know that like cars y, right exactly, like we know.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
How wheels work. I thought this is for a bipedal robots,
it says. But that was even Shennong's biggest problem, as
the robot immediately twirled in two circles after taking out
the starting line, hit the wall, and dragged down its
human operators with it. It was painful to watch, particularly unimpressive. Yeah,
then there was It's a duct tape proved to be
the most effective problem solving tool Not only did the
(46:06):
accompanying humans make makeshift robot shoes with duct tape, they
also use it to it here the head of a
robot back onto its body after it repeatedly fell off
during the run, making for some very jarring scenes. So
one motherfucker's like, like, I know what, head's just fucking pets.
Heads are falling off, Like is this dumb and dumber?
Speaker 5 (46:28):
And shit?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Really? Really not whose they were allowed to replace them
with like new models during the race. I feel like
that would be disqualifying for a human. Yeah right, yeah, Hey,
can I tap out my friend mo Fara Olympian mo
Fara to run this for me?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I think I think this will help a lot. But
then if that wasn't enough, so every robot had to
be accompanied by like a human operator. Yeah, also had
to basically run, not all. Basically they also had to
run a half marathon and walk.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Depending on how slow the robot was sailing. Yeah yeah,
but then also do active repairs on these fuckers to
get them across the finish line. So it just said
they were guiding their robots where to go, furiously charging
their batteries and endlessly sprang liquid on them to cool
down their motors. Yeah, not a great ad for them,
but not a great ad. It is wild how like
(47:28):
that there was one that like fell down and they
had to like keep trying to pick it up, and
then they did some program and it like was able
to like push itself up and like stand up, and
that was terrifying. Looking to me, I was like, oh shit,
that thing was like it just like popped out of
the grave. But just generally, yeah, it just feels like
they are at a baby stage, Like they're at the
(47:51):
stage of baby. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
And again I think this is for this specific set
of robots, because look, we all we've all seen those
terrifying there are definitely these are not the most terrifying
robots on display.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
That's the Boston Dynamics by Dynamics Dynamics Ismics are they Yes,
they got.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
A ball Yeah, oh no, that's the one that can
like lift ship and like run upstairs and.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Shit, I don't like that. That's what I'm saying, Like, look,
if they did this in America, we would be like, yo,
fuck all of this. That's why I was like, yeah, yeah,
let me watch these ones, because like even those fucking
dogs are like the dogs over walls and ship. Yeah yeah, yeah,
like the dogs would have no problem with this ship.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Although yeah, I would want to see, like Okay, that's
if that's the race that they have in Beijing, Like
what's our like the Boston Marathon with the Boston Dynamics
robots or like put a put put one of these
robots in the NFL combine.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, the NFL. I mean so the thing that like
I thought this was gonna be. I thought they were
just gonna like sprinkle the robots throughout the field and
like see how they had to like make them deal
with runners and like things changing. Because if you've ever
like run a marathon or like a half marathon, the
hardest thing is like you're in this like massively packed
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group of people and having to like run around people
and you know dodge things all over the place like that.
That would be impressive to me, and I bet the
Boston Dynamics could probably do it. But yeah, it's uh
the clips are this was just like they just had
them like off on their own. All right. There it
(49:31):
goes vometerist race and yeah, show the robots find down
look at this one one whose head was shaking myself. Robots, Yeah,
just getting smoked by fifty five year olds in the background.
But yeah, so they put them in a separate lane.
That was just like they're all by themselves so they
(49:52):
can't like trip over anything or nobody, like like as
a petty competitor like fuck you just yeah pushing over
in that. Oh hell yeah, I would kick the legs
out from under it. Yeah. Anyways, all right, those are
some of the things. That's what's giving me hope is
how shitty these robots are this week, bar Low bar
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We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of
the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
kind to yourself, get your vaccines while you still can
get your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
and we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, no, I It's funny every time whenever you're gone
and I'm doing the show by myself. By the end
of it, I start to feel sick for some reason. Yeah,
because I just can't believe that you'd put me in
a fucking position to.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
My stomach. Yeah, he feels sick and tired.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, sick, but not that kind of tired. The I
think it was also that heat wave. Whenever there's like
a sudden heat wave, my allergies kicking in this weird way,
like I get a head cold. It's really weird when
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they're still out here too. You can get a nice
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Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, just shaking it up, man, you know we. That's
the French version of my name's Jack. That over there
is mister Miles stupid, stupider than ever, y'all, don't worry
(02:50):
about me. Why did why did Easter have to be
on four twenty? Why? Oh yeah? That like for you?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey, dude, God, I brunch last time. I think I
really gave a fuck about four twenty. It was maybe
like twenty of twenty twenty. Yeah, and after that, you know,
it's whatever. You got a kid now, it's like, I
wish you could be like, yo, dog, can you be
chill today? It's for twenty man, just like, just.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Chill out, man to your priest. Yeah, my pastor, my pastor.
I've only went to Catholic school. Just you know, I
am Lutheran canonically on the show. I want that to
be known canonically Lutheran on the show, Lutheran being the
Kendrick so Luther. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you subscribed to that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The GNX tour they back. I started to look at
seeing little clips of that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Looking good.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's pretty good, looks pretty good, looks pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Speaking of Luther, my kids are going through a weird
alphase right now, because on our trip I introduced them
to it. I was like, oh my god, you guys
are gonna fucking love this and it hit it so hard. Wait,
what's Luth, what's the I'll get to that. So Luther.
They then were like, what songs can we do? Weird
(04:08):
out too, and we looked at the number one song
on Apple Music. I was like, first, you need to
find a hit song that everybody knows. So we went
to Apple Music and it was Luther. And so we
came up with Ramen Noodles, heavy boy drinking. Well, it's hot.
That's all we got so far.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
If this world were men Ramen.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Ramen anyways, but yeah, weird out still still works. So good.
Party in the c I A E.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Didn't he had Party in the CIA?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, that came out. That was like after our time.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
But yeah, I'm guessing because that's the micro CRUs for.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Big c i a fans. My kids were Zinsky, big,
big fans of the CIA's work. Well, actually, how they
found out what the CIA was was from a weird outside.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Right, We're gonna murder black revolutionary scale socialists on the
globe basically blowing up planes like yeah, doing hit jobs
like bam.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, okay, more or less like that. Anyways, Uh, this
is the episode where we tell you what was trending
over the weekend. We also get to know each other
a little bit better by telling you some things that
we think are overrated and underrated. Miles, mm hm, why
don't we kick it off? Is there something that you
(05:36):
think is underrated? Underrated? Yes? So how about we started, Miles,
Is there something you think it's overrated? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now we're okay, over, okay, okay, over, I would say, uh,
just again. You know, canonically, Lutheran parent on this show.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Is Lutheran. That's the one where like you're I remember
reading like learning about it in theology class, where like
you no, that's Calvinism is the one where you're like doomed, right,
and there's nothing you can do about it. What do
the Lutherans believe.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That that Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ is the is the is.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The be all end all of the church? Okay, yeah,
I mean I feel I think really it's really like
fine fine slicing. And there's like the differences between the Christians.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I think there's only like two sacraments versus seven.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, Okay, now you're talking wild, So now you want
to mind, so now you want to get your ass beat.
That's right, But anyway. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Think it's just funny, like as my as the baby
gets older and more talkie and adult, like not adult,
but like, you know, less baby like and more like
a person. I remember being like, man.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The toddlers staying toddler, they're in a fucking.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But I think just overrated fearing that whole thing. It's
just like so weird. I get that they're inherently more mercurial,
to put it like, but I never really see that.
I'm a pretty patient person, so I'm really enjoying it
because I'm also petty, so like I'm patience in the way.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm like, no, we can keep doing this. I'm okay
with that. I will outlast yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm
like and I'm not gonna yell, but I'm like, yeah,
go ahead, go ahead, like keep throwing it. I'm like,
do whatever you gotta do. But also, I just like
I like having a more dynamic, arguing partner in a baby. Yeah.
I think it's more fun for me before when it's like, oh,
it's a little baby, that's great.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I love I love that baby phase where you could
put them down and they stay where they are put. Now,
this motherfucker gets out of the crib.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And shit, now is like on some Ethan hunt mission,
impossible stunt work. Like, so I was watching monitors so.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Grace fully getting out of the crip, like ye hooking
the leg over lowering ease. I'm like I shed a tear,
mostly for my sleeping but also just because he's so
coordinated now.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But I just think how many engineers it would take
to program an AI robot to do that, As we'll
learn later.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, a lot, a lot, a lot, But.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I just think that fear.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I think it's just it's all perspective, and I think
it's more just about seeing them for being like they're
just coming online more, they have more skills abilities. Yeah,
they're figuring out cause and effect at your expense, but
it's it's all part of like the magic of it,
and I'm I'm very much enjoying it. So yeah, also
overrated having your house burned out in a fire.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh yeah yeah, okay, Yeah, we were still kin we're
waiting on that one. We were like, we're jury's gonna
say it still out, but like, well we're gonna just
kind of keep checking in on that one. See see
how yea if it ages better like wine.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You know, I know Zay Gang very interested in what's happening,
and I just want to update people.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So obviously you know that the house burned down. We
just had the lot cleared.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So now why my home is now just a clean
like the Army Corps of Engineers came through cleanly, took
all the debris away to the point where I'm like,
what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Was he Army Corps of Engineers? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
clean slate. Like it truly looks like a clean slate.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, it looks like you're playing. Looks like you're playing
the sims and your rage quit on whatever you were
doing it, and you're like, fucking that that that that
that that help.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We're starting over.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So next phase is to see how terribly the tariffs
inhibit the ability to rebuild. Yeah, that's like the next phase.
Just as as I as I as I check in
with everybody on where where things are. But anyway, fearing
the Toddler stage, overrated.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Your house is just gonna be one made in the USA. Man.
That's yeah, that's all that's all I care about, exactly.
Yeah right, he's gonna suck ship, all right? Yeah, my
overrated very similar. Is just like when your kids get
too smart for you or I guess like my overrated
I guess is there there's usually a theme with my
(10:12):
parenting overrateds, which comes back to just like my ability
as a parent, because I tried to get some shit
over all my kids this Easter that would have worked
in years past, right, and so uh, you know, I went.
I got candy for the Easter egg hunt like we
do an East egg hunt, and you know, I got
(10:32):
candy for the eggs, but I didn't have enough for
the basket. I fucked up on that front. And so
I didn't have fucking baskets. I didn't have basket candy man,
and so have never done this. A Lutheran would have
never done this. So I did have some bubbles. I
got some bubbles for the basket, but I didn't have
(10:54):
enough candy, and like it just wasn't Like I looked
at the basket and I was like, this basket sucks.
Like I would be like I would come down and
be like it was the Easter bunny.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You're those promo business cards we got from Miles and
Jack got mad boost here, but Miles not that far off.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Sixty of these ended up like I found some fruit
snacks at the back of like the snack drawer. I
was like, pull, I was pulling some shit. And so
there was also like leftover Valentine's Day candy, uh, from
their their class, and so I was just like filling
it out, filling out the basket, and my youngest who's
(11:35):
now seven, was just like went through each thing. I
was like, all right, this is a pencil from last Easter,
this was this was uh, this is the fruit snacks
that gave me in the class clocked this. He was like,
this is a sticker from the doctor's office. And at
first I was like impressed. I was like, damn, this
(11:57):
kid must have like a photographic memory. And then I
looked at the sticker and it was a finding Nemo
sticker that said you were a good patient. You did
the divorced dad. Oh my god, I'm surprised you didn't
put like a condom or something in there. Just so
you're in a panic. You're like, if I had had
(12:20):
like a strawberry flavored edible one, it might it might
have come to that, but uh, it was uh not
not great. And like as I say it, I'm like
he's seven. Of course this ship isn't gonna work.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
But yeah, the bubbles even I was like, bro, your
kids ain't they're not fucking with no bubbles Like.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I mean, they did have fun with the bubbles. They're
they're still fucking with bubbles. I don't know what that
says about them, but no, I just in my mind,
I was just trying to be a seven year old
and be like, I don't want bubble.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I guess the only thing that basket of smokes. Yeah, exactly,
filterless reds. Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be You gotta have
that chocolate in there, man, That's really the thing that matters.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, we did. They got a lot of chocolate
in the easter eggs on the hunt. So all right,
uh let's get let's get some under what do you
think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
So this weekend we drove up to the Bay Area
to see family, and you know, driving that five I've
I've done that. I've drive driven up to the Bay
many times.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Okay, and doing that, you there's like a part of
driving on the highway long distances when you're trying to
get there quick, where like you get in that left
lane and you're just trying to keep it moving, trying
to keep it moving, trying.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
To like, do you you don't want people passing you?
All this other ship I lost. That's every every car
that passes you as an l I'm dude, her majesty
almost divorced me.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
When a car got around.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
It's like a Nascar Yeah, like my fucking navigator, like
in a round car. Like it's like, yeah, left, turn
forty five now. So I just realized too, it is
driving is very underrated as a meditation on subduing your
ego because all of that is purely based on your
ego of like, ye, you're not pass I'm not some
I'm not some motherfucker you pass on the highway because.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
They're going slow. I'm the one that goes fast enough
all the time, even if I have young children in
the car.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Like I think that was just a thing that really
struck me because I used to drive like a fucking
stupid ass motherfucker when I was like in my twenties, man,
the way I wasn't letting nobody in the way.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I was like, you need to hurry up, motherfucker. I
got play all my ego, all my ego, all my ego,
and I was like, I really tried to like be
aware of that the like taking this driving trip because
I haven't taken this is the first time we take
a really long road trip since the guys child was born.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And I was like, my first instincts were to like regress,
and then I was like, no, this is my e
go and I had to become doctor Manhattan, uh and
take off all my clothes and paint my body flue
completely nude.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And I was just realizing too, I'm like, oh shit,
this is a really good like every time that feeling
came up, like you see somebody creeping behind you, like,
but I was like, why don't I get over.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
It? Really? Yeah, And there's like a self reecause I
had a very similar change of like I just had
to like change how I approached driving, specifically around the
time when we had kids. And yeah, by not treating
other people like an asshole, I've noticed that I stop
being outraged at every single thing that they do back
(15:41):
to me. Yeah, you know exactly. It's almost like, yeah,
like there there's I think I've talked about it before,
like this idea that the thing that you are most
angry about the thing that I am most like angry
or fearful of is the thing that I do to
other people, you know, like the way I must treat
other people. There's like this like karmic uh physics that
(16:03):
happens in my brain where like you know, if I
fucked someone over in one way, then I'm gonna be
worried about people doing that back to me. And like
with driving, like once I stopped driving like an asshole,
I stopped feeling like everybody was like trying to cut
me off and get me over. Just take yourself out
of the game. That's how I look at it. I'm like, bro,
(16:23):
I'm not even I'm not I don't even have time
for this game. But I'm I'm out of here. I'm
out of here. Y'all do you? Y'all? Do you? But
every now and then, I'm not gonna lie. I was
like this.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But what I do now is I catch myself laughing
at them. I'll go, look at you.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You got you can get around that other greedy motherfucker.
You wasn't going fast. You ain't built to hit.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
One oh five when everybody's going eighty six. Bro, you
not built for That's so then I was doing that commentary.
Intermagic's like, are you okay? I'm like, it's fine, I'm
not there this this guy think you can get around
See he ain't built for it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
No, boy, as satisfying as somebody does, drives past you
going one hundred miles per hour like an asshole, and
then you you drive past them being pulled over by
the police. Nothing's better, nothing better, nothing better than the world.
Look at you, that's what you want to say, staying
(17:21):
your head as you're driving down. Yeah, anyways, my underrated.
So all right, this is basically just me being like,
let's talk about Tokyo miles because I'm interested in getting
your thoughts on Tokyo than I'm glad you did it
so I didn't have to. That's my new drop or whatever.
(17:42):
White people just came back from Japan. All right, let
me know, baby, did you love the convenience stores? I
did love the convenience I loved I loved so much
about all right. So the thing that I you know,
having lived in New York for like five to six
years of my life, I think I had always taken
it for granted that living with that many people on
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top of each other needs to be extremely loud, needs
to smell bad, like needs to just there, needs to
be garbage everywhere. And Tokyo much like the size of Tokyo.
Like Tokyo is I think, like twice as big as
(18:27):
New York. It's the biggest city in the world. New
York is like fiftieth. I think it's like not not
even close to being as big as Tokyo. And it
is like so like two days in I was just like, wait,
why is it so quiet? Why why is everything so quiet?
(18:48):
Why is like everything run in an orderly fashion and
so clean and like respectful? I don't know, it blew
my mind. I'm assuming like it comes from may like
respect like respecting other people. Oh yeah, it's all about
the collective. Yeah, and not inconveniencing other people or being
(19:10):
the source of inconvenience for other people. That's a huge,
huge thing. I just yeah, I And I guess I
had heard that or like kind of had a sense
of that, but like I remember wondering why I would
see people in cities like Tokyo wearing masks, or even
like people in New York City like wearing masks like
early before the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Like year decades before like why are they wearing a mask?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Why they wear a mask? I was like they must
think the air quality is really bad here, and then
come to learn it was just they are not feeling
well and trying not to spread their own germs to
other people, and that that mentality is just like so
so foreign, so foreign into Americans that like it broke
us when we had to wear masks during the pandemic.
(19:56):
But it's it's truly just a much I don't know,
it changes your perspective on what is possible. I think, Yeah,
just like how things function when sort of that's kind
of front of mind of like let's not fuck things
up for other people and we're all just trying to
(20:18):
do our thing. So like nobody honks their horn, nobody
honks their horn.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, you know what, you know, you know what a
good A good thing I like from Japanese driving is
rather than giving people the wave when they let you
in or something, you flash your hazards twice.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, that's a.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Good one, just like click click click click and they.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Go, oh, okay, yeah right, I see you, I see you.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But yeah, it's it's it's definitely it's definitely a change
of pace I think that's the one thing that a
lot of American people, when they themselves have that kind
of like personal ethos, they go there and they're like, yeah, okay,
this I can I could. I could do this very
if only everybody else was on the same page. I
don't mind picking up after myself. I don't mind fucking
(20:59):
not screaming and being obnoxious in public. But you know,
those are like also much larger cultural differences too that
you know a lot of people sacrifice their own individuality
for the collective in Japanese culture too, and that comes
with its own set of uh, you know, problems also.
But yeah, I think, but I think, yeah, that just
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that basic level of consideration. It's like it's a simple
thing that changes if the feeling of it feels like
it changes so much, just like existing in a place
like that.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
For sure. I was impressed, As I said, when I
came back, you should check it out. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, yeah, I mean they just have a problem with
guys getting naked and painting themselves unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, really close minded about that. They don't like, they
don't like when I go live on kick on my
kickstreams in Japan, did I fucking That's the one thing
I fucking like, if I'm over there, I'm worried I'm
going to go off on some American live.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Streamer act as stupid in Japan because this is it's
like only increasing with frequency over the last few years,
and it like I get so incensed because people are
taking advantage of this very thing you're talking about is
to like not like like in New York, if you
were fucking around people lay hands on you like they
were faith healers, right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
But there's like a trend of because I remember when
like the one of the Paul.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Brothers went over there and like yeah, went to the
suicide forest and all that bullshit. Yeah, now there's like
this out there's a there are a few other people
that are getting in trouble now, Like this one kid
right now is just bringing in a gigantic boom box
onto the train and just fucking being obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The point being that he's being obnoxious in a second
where people are just going to be like quietly.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, and yeah, Brian, that er points out there's
another guy, Johnny Somali, who's now actually I think about
to go to prison in Korea because he fucked around
in Japan, fled, went to Korea, and now they got
him on like twenty charges for being like getting drunk
in a convenience store, trespassing, like making ai nudes of
like another celebrity.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
This. Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
It's just like a lot of people in Japan tour
like make a fucking example of these people so they
know not to fuck around. But it's you know, there's
another guy too, this guy Vitally who used to be
this huge prankster on YouTube. He's in the Philippines right now.
In the Philippines, they're not fucking around. They're like, bro,
this guy is going to fucking rot in Filipino jail.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
You no, we were.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
The president was like now we're get we're set to
make an example of him, right right, And I'm like, yeah,
that's not the place.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
He wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, no, no, no, no exactly. And I think that's
a lot of people do take advantage of this very
thing you're talking about, like disrespect for other people. They're like, oh,
let me take that to the point where I can
just transgress without any repercussions.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
come back and talk about some news. We'll be right back,
and we're back. We're back. And as you've no doubt
(24:01):
heard by now, Pope Francis, who's who was having some
health troubles and then was like back out on Easter, yea,
doing the doing the mobile, the popemobile that like it
was like a new popemobile. It was like the Nolan
ba batmobile, Pope mobile. It was like like bigger, big wheels.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's wild. He even it's wild to season like. And
then he died right after, like right after it was wild.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So he was eighty eight, and you know, a lot
a lot of eulogies, people pointing out that he ushered
in a more open, welcoming Catholic church that prioritized empathy
for the poor and disenfranchised. He was like very open
minded and empathetic for a pope, for a post risk
(24:57):
for the old for a pope. Yeah tell me want
to hang out with not so much? Yeah yeah maybe,
uh exactly he Uh. He also had that great viral
video where somebody shook his hand them the wrong way
and he smacked the ship out of their hands. Yeah
that was fun. Uh. You'll also no doubt. See multiple
(25:19):
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Speaker 2 (25:37):
White Lotus, Okay, what'd you think?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's? Yeah? Last episode not great?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Fucking stupid bro. I didn't get I mean, we could
talk about it. I'm like half of this ship. I'm like,
where is this going? What was the point of this?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Wait? What was the point of that? Yes? What was it?
What is the commentary here? Because I don't know what
it is outside of being solacious for the same thious.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I think the only part I will say without spoiling anything,
is I just wish Parker Posey's character was more like
fleshed out.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
The change that happened in the very last shot and
like and they were like and things are going to
be interesting here going forward. They could have done that
in the second episode, and instead they just were in
the same mode the entire time. Tension.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, Mike White, It's I go
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Bro shout out to Mike White though, because we did
watch School of Rock this weekend. All right, all right,
that one still goes awesome. Orange County. I love Orange County.
That right, Orange County. I'm pretty sure he did Orange
County too.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It's like so stupid, but it's uh, it's it's one
of my favorite Jack Black performance.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That is one of your favorite, one of your favorites,
one of your problematic faves, problematic fave Jack Black in
that one. Who anyways, one of his final acts on
this earth was too shade jd Vance On Saturday, he
bailed on the Vatican's official meeting with JD Vance And
(27:06):
it just JD Vance is like a you know, Southern
Baptist who converted to Catholicism. Yeah, like convert right, very
serious about his Catholicism. And the Pope was like, sorry,
can't make it. You will instead be meeting with my
number two. And since you are the number two and
(27:29):
a number two, you will be meeting with my number two. Uh,
and just got a lecture on compassion from the Vatican.
And this is according to a Vatican state. It's not
like according to like anonymous sources, familiar with decisions is
according to a Vatican state, and they.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Were like, we delivered a lecture, yes, drop on truth
bomb on his ass.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, yes, are you do you know what Catholicism is, JD.
That'd be the first thing. Yeah, yes, seat, we're so
we're so happy to have you here. Yeah, he did
the the The Pope did meet with JD. Vance on Sunday.
I'm assuming after just like endless bitching and moaning from JD.
Vance and you know, the the Americans, why can I
(28:16):
meet him? Yeah? The photo looked like he was He
was like, bro, you're killing me right now, like when
they were theft photo of them talking.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
He's like, bro, literally, you're honestly I'm gonna die after
this because I'm off straight up, yeah, I can't do this.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
And then the Pope used his Easter speech to talk about,
you know, policies that seemed to be the Vance and
Trump administration policies and everything. He was talking about Gaza.
He was talking about, stop fear mongering around migrants, help
you hungry? Are you fucking dumb? Full? Do you know
how to hold a trophy? Asshole?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Stop fucking couches that that one cought people off guard
when he said that during his marks and stop fucking
resisting the urge to copy with furniture.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I do just have to note that JD. Vance the
one like quote we have from his meeting on the
last the Pope's last day on earth, The one quote
we have is Jdvans telling him it's good to see
you in better health. And this is just I don't
know whatever he appears to be trying to accomplish in
(29:22):
public appearances, whether it's like projecting man of the people
vibes at the donut shop, was wasting a trophy to
look like he is a manly football fan guy complimenting
the pope on how alive he is. He just seems
always backfire like one eighty. Do you think any of
(29:44):
that connected with JD. Vance?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Or is he more devoted to his like hunger for
power and influence than he is.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm sure he's going to hell. You know how they
say like people in cults tend to have like a
certain like higher than ever level of intelligence because they're
good at like rationalizing, rationalizing, Uh you know you can.
They can win any argument they need to in their
own head to get them to wherever they need to
(30:12):
be to, you know, get get the thing that spiritually
or emotionally they actually need. Like this, this guy is
probably the Michael Jordan of self rationalizing, you know, like
he's probably I don't know, my greatest.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I feel like the Michael Jordan of self rationalizing. You
wouldn't You wouldn't even know you couldn't. This guy wears
it on his face, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
He looked like the Daniel Kluia Get Out poster, but
if it was a white guy. But it's in his
own mind.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
It's like, like, I think that's what's happening inside his mind,
because how are you that bumbling all the time, because
if you really had it together, like a real sociopath,
that's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
He's he'sing sociopath. There's there's some rumbling at the deep
down on the tectonic plates. Oh maybe we'll see some
things shift.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I don't break yeah, I just think he'll just have
like he's just gonna break down at some point, you
know what I mean? And just whatever, poor not even
I was gonna say poor family.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Whatever. Yeah, I mean, the kids didn't ask for this
guy to be their dad. We should do somebody to
meet the Vance's Kendrick, can you write that and just
write a letter to Usha and everybody let him know
who this man is. Well, speaking of they didn't ask
for this person to be their father. There was a
great photo op with Pete haig Seth at the White
(31:35):
House Easter egg Roll, which we covered at the end
of last week, where he was defending himself and being like,
I'm just you know, fighting the fake news media for
my kids, kids who look who look like they do
not like this guy. Yeah, and they're like and also
(31:57):
I feel like they're like, bro, we hate your kids.
We're not your kids. Are you saying, well, did you
see the clip? Because at the Easter egg roll he
goes to the press and immediately they're like, hey, what
about Signal Gate two Electric Boogoloo? What happened? Bro? Yeah?
Did you guys talked about that? No?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, another fucking just out in the open chat discussing
like military strikes, but with his wife and little brother
on the fucking on the group thread it was.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
The chat was known as Defense Team Huddle. So with
my wife.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And little brother exactly, I don't know how Jesse Water
is gonna have to do this ship again. He's like, look,
how many of us haven't been planning a Mexican Beast
reality trip where we go down and do unthinkable things
with your wife and little brother on it and discuss
the next thing. Everybody knows what's going on. I don't know,
(32:55):
this is.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
This is not going to be defensible or it is
in his eyes, because when he's asked about it at
the fucking Easter Egg role, he just comes out looking
just thrashing, like someone who's totally.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Been caught us media. I mean, yeah, it's it is
funny because he starts looking at the camera too, like
he's like, oh, let me let me fucking speak truth
to power professional wrestling style.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, let's let's hear a little bit from him.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, we're happy to be here at the stretch.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
But I'll tell you that he was then of a
beautiful day, beautiful day, and uh, President Trump was changing
the country about seconds, creating opportunities for families all across
in that cro better their.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Lives, makes great again. It's all about controversy. You know
what a big surprise that a bunch of a few
leakers get fired and.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Suddenly a bunch of hit pieces come out like.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
The Russia hopes won't get back their Politzers. They got
Poltus for a bunch of lies. What pols for a
bunch of lies on hoaxes? Time and ty love how
the press though, shout out to that and being like, uh, huh,
what about the comments from the recently resigned huh And
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
It keeps saying that asshole, but uh my question. Yeah,
he goes on, Wait, where's the part where he gestures
to his kids right here, He's like, in these random.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Fuckers, I mean my kids.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
So I'm happy to be here at the East reg
Roll with my dad.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
My kids because you know, this is what we're doing
it for these kids right here.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
This is why we're fighting the fake news media.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
This is why we're fighting slash and burn Democrats.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
This is where we're fighting posters, poxsters.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
This group, no, no, no, this group right here.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh man, oh boy, it's shit like this.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Though that does it does.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Reaffirm obviously the truth that you know, these autocrats are
the most weak built people on earth.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, like, where this.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Is something you did, you can either then he's he's
you know, he rather than he's obviously not going to
take accountability, but his style of defending it is just
like pivot in this weird way. It's like, and you
guys are a bunch of hooxters, you know what, that's
all you do, just doing pranks on people, doing slash
and burn Democrat tactics.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
You're just trying to dude, hit pieces on me.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
If he was like on some steely shit and be like,
you know what, police remove them. I know that's what
he wished, he wanted to do, but this is just
such a again, it's very.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
He has that power. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Mean, and I mean this is happening all because the
people within the Pentagon.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Are like, dude, this guy's gonna fucking ruin everything.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Like he doesn't have These people don't have full control
over everything.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's why shit like this keeps happening on a sense
that his position is tenuous, like based on like because
the last thing was a bad luck. But I feel
like he got through. But just being like I didn't
add the guy like well the last time, it's hard
because he did start this exactly, That's what I'm saying,
So like this time it feels like if the if
(35:49):
things weren't all wobbly the last time, but people were
just like giving him the benefit of the doubt because
somebody else, added the editor entry for The Atlantic, like,
this time feels like that this would directly kind of
undermine that. Yeah. Yeah, well then they're also saying like
they're like people in the Pentagon are trying to think that.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Caroline Levitt said that there are people trying to undermine him,
where we're like, oh, yeah, so this, so this is
the tactic. Now everyone's against it. They were always against us, right,
they were always against us.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That's the thing. That's why we can't do any of
these things that are wildly illegal. But yeah, it's good
luck Pete. I mean right now, he did say I
do have the President's backing, and I spoke to him
and we're very much aligned over what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
And making America great.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
So, I mean, Tammy Duckworth centered, Tammy Duckworth is like, dude,
get this fucking guy out again. How many more are
we going to do before he's just like fully just
doing like the I guess it can't be more of
a parody at this point, but it's like he has
a group chat with Putin no, No, I'm just saying
like that we're gonna be the next to one that
(36:53):
we're gonna find out. And but like to your point,
like he probably does, I don't know. Yeah, Like I
wouldn't doubt that at all, at.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Somewhere back channel or at least with yeah, somebody to
back channel.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
But again this is we're like he gets taken in
by a fake Putin signal chat you know who's telling him.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
He's like, yo, man, if you're interested in making crypto,
like we're talking about like four grand a day potentially, Man.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I am Vladimir Putin, and we've been reviewing your resume
lately and we're really impressed. We have a job that
has worked we would like to offer you. He's like,
oh shit, I've been meaning to talk to you man
ill this bombing campaign.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah yeah, but also very interested in this business opportunity too.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
And we're back. We're back. And last week there was
a nine to zero opinion against Donald Trump that they
(37:59):
were dealing the Trump administration seemed to be dealing with
by being like I heard it was nine to zero
four us like teacher logic yeah, yeah, exactly. You know,
so now there's been another Supreme Court decision that was
issued in the middle of the night. Yeah, over the
(38:19):
weekend and drop Yeah exactly, shot dropped on our fucking
Kendrick album. Yeah. What Relating to Trump, the Trump administration's
attempt to traffic a group of Venezuelans to l Salvador. Yep, yep, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
This again, same thing, under the pretense that they are
part of some gang.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
This time it's trend Aragua.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm wondering if that gang is, Like, bro, you can't
say everybody is part of his gang.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Like you've ever worn a bulls hat, you are technically.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Did you see that fake ass MS thirteen tattoo they
tried to put on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's hand.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm like, look at his.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
And that shit was like not even just dude, not
even it was like in Microsoft word, it was like
an aerial font. And Trump was holding it up like
some boomer with his memes, and He's like, look at these.
It's these are like worse than even like the even
the Stalin photoshops, or at least kind of good, like
(39:20):
people really filling that shit, Like if you wanted to
eraise somebody. This was straight up trash like it almost
looked like somebody drew on a picture. But anyway, so
this was basically blocking more people to be trafficked to
El Salvador. And as they said in their decision quote,
the government is directed not to remove any member of
the putative class of detainees from the United States until
(39:42):
further order of this court. Like, don't listen to your mother,
listen to me, your other mother, your real mother, Okay.
And it's pretty notable since you know, the High Court
came in with their ruling before a lower court had
the chance to respond, and it was a seven to
two decision. Obviously, Eli and Thomas dissenting, and the majority
(40:02):
released their decision before Aledo like even put out his response.
I think, now, have they finally figured it out that
they created a fucking senile goblin hell bent on destroying
what's left of our legal norms. Who knows, but it's
definitely yeah, yeah, yeah, But it is clear that at
least a few of them maybe realize that at the
(40:24):
very least the power that they were seeking as judges
will mean fuck all if no one actually listens to
court rulings. So maybe from that perspective, they're like, nah, man,
if they just run over us all the time, what
did I What did I debase myself in these confirmation
hearings for right?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
It can't it can't just be for nothing.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Or maybe it did help that Justice Beer or Justice
Kavanaugh is homies with Judge Boseburg, who is that other
judge that's at the center of the confrontation with Trump
over deportations.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
And he's like, no, bro, let me fuck. These aren't
like liberal activist judges. These are no.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, they both put they were both got appointed to
the federal bench under Bush. So these guys and like
him and kavan On, this guy Judge Bosburg, who's this
is the guy who was talking with the first sort
of decision that Trump argued over when they were sending
people on planes, And he's like, turned those place.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
They're like plans around. They're like, sorry, we're you're actually
breaking up with international space.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Therefore your laws do not apply in the sky. We
all know skylaw. Skylaw is supreme. Him and so kavan
On Boseburg went to Yale together. They were roommates. They're
like they're like friends, they're friends.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Uh, and I was just oligarchy saving our ass.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, the brolagarchy, the judicial brologarchy saving us all.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
So, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
We'll just wait and see until the next ruling where
they say Trump can't actually ignore the courts for real
next time.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
And then we're like, oh, oh, never mind, they were
just waiting to do this one. What like what I
guess that does because because we are technically in like
constitutional crisis territory where so like what what happened next?
So they've said do this thing, He's going to keep
ignoring it, and then what does the Supreme Court police
(42:09):
come and arrest Donald Trump? You know, don't like there's
here's a thing. They don't got that exactly right. I
mean it's probably going to be through like their rulings
might get increasingly more you know, like unequivocal and confrontational.
But you know what, that's.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Probably that's probably a reason why maybe we should have
a rhiannon back on to help.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Us understand it might be time for a Rhiann and
Rhann and what happened? What we do now if they
ignore the court? Hey, what happened? All right? And finally, yeah,
just I do want to talk about you you were
talking about the geist child's uh you know, ability to
smoothly get out of a crib. Oh yeah, Ethan Hunt style,
(42:52):
Ethan Hunt style. You know. You watch you watch kids
grow and learn, and it's it's pretty amazing, like all
shit that's like happening behind the scenes, like all the
amount of things that they're they're learning from one day
to the next, and it really gives you a new
appreciation for how dumb fucking robots are. Yeah, because because
(43:19):
there's still they're still stuck, they trying to learn the run.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
They shit, man, can't do shit, dude, look at this
thing hollowing around. So there was the first ever half
marathon involving robots in Beaking over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And this is like a normal half marathon, right, Like
there were humans twelve humans, yeah, with twenty one humanoid
robots so they could flex their skills.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I think this was obviously part like industry sort of
showcase to kind of show where like Chinese robot how
far Chinese robotics have come. But again, it was a
nice day for us to reaffirm our belief in the
superiority of the human body over the robot body in
terms of just.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Jogging of yet yeah they got no spraying in that step.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I mean, I would be curious to see what would
happen if like one of those Boston Dynamics robots was
in it, because this was specifically for the Chinese robotics industry,
and a lot of researchers when they heard about this
races like, I don't think this shit's gonna go well,
because those robots over there, they they're really focused on
specific tasks and why they are bipedes. Biped they walk
(44:26):
on two limbs, it's not they're not meant to fucking
do full on marathons. Like that's not just that's not
the that's not the use for them. So twenty one
humanoids entered the race, six made it through the whole race,
and only one barely hit the maximum time allowed to
receive a participation medal.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
And again, that's wild because robots don't get tired, like
they shouldn't get tired. Yeah, well that's the thing. So
apparently the results were hilarious and terrifying. This is from Wired.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
This this just like some of the descriptions of the
humanoid robot participants quote on Saturday, almost every robot fell
down and faced overheating problems, prompting operators to switch them
out for new replacements. One robot called wan Wan, which
was a human which has a human like head, only
moved at the speed of a snail for a few
minutes while its head shook uncontrollably as if it could
(45:21):
fall off anytime. Another robot named Shennong looks like a
fair It looks like a real Frankenstein's monster, with the
head that resembles a gun dum and four drone propellers.
It sits on a foundation with eight wheels, and it's
not clear how that alone wasn't dis.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah, you can't just be on wheels right like that.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
We know that like cars y, right exactly, like we know.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
How wheels work. I thought this is for a bipedal robots,
it says. But that was even Shennong's biggest problem, as
the robot immediately twirled in two circles after taking out
the starting line, hit the wall, and dragged down its
human operators with it. It was painful to watch, particularly unimpressive. Yeah,
then there was It's a duct tape proved to be
the most effective problem solving tool Not only did the
(46:06):
accompanying humans make makeshift robot shoes with duct tape, they
also use it to it here the head of a
robot back onto its body after it repeatedly fell off
during the run, making for some very jarring scenes. So
one motherfucker's like, like, I know what, head's just fucking pets.
Heads are falling off, Like is this dumb and dumber?
Speaker 5 (46:28):
And shit?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Really? Really not whose they were allowed to replace them
with like new models during the race. I feel like
that would be disqualifying for a human. Yeah right, yeah, Hey,
can I tap out my friend mo Fara Olympian mo
Fara to run this for me?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I think I think this will help a lot. But
then if that wasn't enough, so every robot had to
be accompanied by like a human operator. Yeah, also had
to basically run, not all. Basically they also had to
run a half marathon and walk.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Depending on how slow the robot was sailing. Yeah yeah,
but then also do active repairs on these fuckers to
get them across the finish line. So it just said
they were guiding their robots where to go, furiously charging
their batteries and endlessly sprang liquid on them to cool
down their motors. Yeah, not a great ad for them,
but not a great ad. It is wild how like
(47:28):
that there was one that like fell down and they
had to like keep trying to pick it up, and
then they did some program and it like was able
to like push itself up and like stand up, and
that was terrifying. Looking to me, I was like, oh shit,
that thing was like it just like popped out of
the grave. But just generally, yeah, it just feels like
they are at a baby stage, Like they're at the
(47:51):
stage of baby. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
And again I think this is for this specific set
of robots, because look, we all we've all seen those
terrifying there are definitely these are not the most terrifying
robots on display.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
That's the Boston Dynamics by Dynamics Dynamics Ismics are they Yes,
they got.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
A ball Yeah, oh no, that's the one that can
like lift ship and like run upstairs and.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Shit, I don't like that. That's what I'm saying, Like, look,
if they did this in America, we would be like, yo,
fuck all of this. That's why I was like, yeah, yeah,
let me watch these ones, because like even those fucking
dogs are like the dogs over walls and ship. Yeah yeah, yeah,
like the dogs would have no problem with this ship.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Although yeah, I would want to see, like Okay, that's
if that's the race that they have in Beijing, Like
what's our like the Boston Marathon with the Boston Dynamics
robots or like put a put put one of these
robots in the NFL combine.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, the NFL. I mean so the thing that like
I thought this was gonna be. I thought they were
just gonna like sprinkle the robots throughout the field and
like see how they had to like make them deal
with runners and like things changing. Because if you've ever
like run a marathon or like a half marathon, the
hardest thing is like you're in this like massively packed
(49:10):
group of people and having to like run around people
and you know dodge things all over the place like that.
That would be impressive to me, and I bet the
Boston Dynamics could probably do it. But yeah, it's uh
the clips are this was just like they just had
them like off on their own. All right. There it
(49:31):
goes vometerist race and yeah, show the robots find down
look at this one one whose head was shaking myself. Robots, Yeah,
just getting smoked by fifty five year olds in the background.
But yeah, so they put them in a separate lane.
That was just like they're all by themselves so they
(49:52):
can't like trip over anything or nobody, like like as
a petty competitor like fuck you just yeah pushing over
in that. Oh hell yeah, I would kick the legs
out from under it. Yeah. Anyways, all right, those are
some of the things. That's what's giving me hope is
how shitty these robots are this week, bar Low bar
(50:12):
We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of
the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
kind to yourself, get your vaccines while you still can
get your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
and we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,
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