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June 12, 2023 • 20 mins
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This is a big nineties of annine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute morning show. All right, let's go. Welcome to Scott and
Sadie's twenty minute Morte Show podcast thingthat we produced for the iheartradiol app or
wherever you download podcast today. We'redoing it from an arc. Yeah,
because it's been raining so much.This is freaking me out. Why.

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You know, extreme weather has alwaysscared me terribly, which is why I'm
very excited. I am going tothe Willie Nelson Show in Iowa during tornado
season. You know, the movieTwister has forever ruined me for night tornadoes.
Oh at the it's kind of ruined. Well, it's kind of ruined
drive in movies for me because Imean, if you remember in the movie

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Twister, as it's like lightning,you're seeing this big old twister go,
that movie scared the crap out ofme when it came out. It scared
me, took the big screen down. So every time it's really I don't
know why, of all the weatherphenomenons, wind scares the crap out of
me. If it's a really windy, windy night, I get scared.

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You know it causes that, don'tyou what me getting scared or to wind,
everything causes you to get scary.It really died so weak. We
could have a conversation about about well, so anyway they're saying today it's supposed
to be just as bad here itis again, sor right, you'll be
fine. How many inches did weget last night? You know, it's

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interesting here. I about want tostart doing this now. And it's so
Megan nerdy. My friend Troy,who is a mega nerdy guy who lives
in the right, he has youcan buy these little weather stations now that
record the rain and the and thewind and the temperature. Yeah, and
they connect to your WiFi and thenthey report up to this big website to

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where everybody can see the rain andthe wind and the temperature and the moisture
and that kind of stuff. Sohe had one and he showed in Johnstown
yesterday after the big rain three pointone five inches of rain. Wow.
That now, just why that's awild as we will get. This is
a semi arid, which is onenotch above desert climates that we live in.

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We get on average fifteen to eighteeninches of moisture a year and we've
gotten that already this spring. Yeah. I mean the Constable is saying last
night that just yesterday's storm was morerain than we got all all June last
year. I mean, I can'teven believe it. We're in June.
We have a boat, we gotthe boat, you know, summurise or

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whatever and summarized. Yeah, it'sthe opposite of winter. I know.
Then I thought, is that reelor doesn't make up summarize just got it
ready to go? Ready, wegot it ready to go. We're nine,
were going to go what is this? It's rain? This is all
it is in Colorado. You onlyhave a few see you know what This

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is the Constable rubbing off on mebecause I like different kinds of storms,
but he does not. And sohe's like, we only get sunshine.
He gets like, you know,like the what is it weather depression?
You know, he doesn't get likedepressed depressed, but if it's like multiple
days of this, he'll get he'llstart getting we're coming upee on my most

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depressing day of the year, whichis Une, when it starts, when
it starts getting less and less daylightfrom there on out. And that's the
thing have we gotten enough sunshine tobalance out? Then we're already turning the
corner. See. I shouldn't eventalk like this because I'm gonna go home
and the console is gonna look atme. He's gonna be like, it's

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rainy again. Could you see yourselfmoving to Florida one day? Yeah?
And that's the thing. I'm like, well, what are you training to
do? Are you trying to saywe should move? Because everyone that I
know that moves from Colorado moves backto Colorado. So let's just save the
rig of morow in the middle andjust stay in Colorado and I leave,
I ain't coming back. He whata threat? I ain't coming back?

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Okay, Um, well you justthrew me completely off track because you just
why did you say that if Ileave, I ain't coming back? Well,
so I don't know, but I'mlike, I don't have Florida is
so muggy, they're alligators and stinkyand the weather socks, and California is

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just it's California and who wants tolive there? And then I mean,
I can't think of it. I'mlike, well, where would you want
to move? There aren't a TexasI guess you can move to Texas,
right, isn't that where you wantto move? Because I think he also
brought up Texas. Texas is great. Other than it's it's hot, hot,
hot, hot hot in the summertime. Summertime it gets far harder,

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hotter than Florida does. Florida kindof maintains a similar temperature. It just
is whether how muggy it is.And then I'm like, well, here's
what I would like to do.When the kid cir con I would could
you not yawn during my story?Anyway, here's what I'd like to do.
Why couldn't we get like a littleapartment in different places? And then

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we'll be like, what do theycall that? Like a not a snowbird?
Or is it a snowbird? Wherewhere you travel south and you travel
south and you get that sun allyear long, and you could do it
at a kick ass RV and Ilove that idea. And also or you
could do the you know, maybeyou have like a little condo up in
the mountains. I watched a YouTubevideo the other day a family of five.

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Yeah, now they lived in anRV. They bottom the de Luxe
grade, the Class A. Yeah. But if you think about it four
motoro I mean, which I don'tknow you could buy a really nice house
for that well not around here arewell yeah, that's that's true, as
you could. But if you think, oh my gosh, you're right.

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They see the videos on on socialmedia all the time about homes in Texas
and it's like it's like chandeliers andwaterfalls, and it's like you're like,
what what kind of town is this? This is a horrible town. But
I don't know. Texas is verycheap, so I don't know. I
can't see myself ever leaving though Ilove it here. What keeps you here?

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My family? One day, youknow, Mom and dad will mmmmmm
not to be here because they're movingto Texas. They're tracking right now to
move to like the middle of Nebraska. They want to like more and more
the older they get, they wantto live more off the grid. You
know. They don't want to betold what to do, where to go.

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Did I tell you that my dadtook his phone into the Verizon store
because so take the tracker off it. No, my dad went in because
you know, like my phone rightnow is giving me updates where it's like
it's gonna update at two am,and I'm like, okay, my dad
is very upset about that. Hedoesn't want anything updated, leave it alone.

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And so he went into the Risingstore with my mom and he took
his phone and he's like, no, I will not do the update.
And the guy's like, that's Apple. I don't know. I sell phone
plants. And my dad was like, I will not do it. And
the guy's like, okay, I'llshow him how to shut the automatic updates

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off. Please do because really upsettingto him. And then you know,
he just he doesn't like it.Well, this is the same guy.
You don't go ahead. This isthe same guy that has driven and is
it an F one hundred and one'san F one fifty, so it did
at least make that change. Backin the old days they were F one
hundred. Yeah, he's driven anF one fifty for years and years and

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years and it keeps on going.That's the thing with these damn phones.
The updates drag them down planned obsolescencesooner or later. I don't know.
He's got this this freaky theory aboutif you update your phone, then I
don't know, I don't know.And then I think maybe I'm the only
one that doesn't take anything seriously likethis. Maybe I should. I think

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you are, because I'm like this, Oh yeah, it's gonna update tonight.
Boo boop boop. Type in yourcode and then it updates while you're
sleeping. Actually that's not true,because for about a month, every morning
it's like, could not complete update, and I'm like, what the hell's
wrong with this phone? Then thenewest and latest Chinese communist Spice software has
been installed on your phone. Okay, see you're like my dadon or later.

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People are gonna wake up to this. But do you think you're being
somewhat paranoid? No? No,you think it's as bad as you think
it is. It's happy Monday.It's worse. It's worse. Okay,
is it worse than Terminator to JudgmentDay? We're approaching that. Oh my
god, I hope I'm dead.People think I'm people think I've lost my

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mind on this. We're getting there. The potential exists. Yeah, well
I know, and I remember watchingthat damn Terminator too, and that scares
me. That scared me. Thatmovie. Hey you know what opened this
weekends? Could just stop yawning Monday? Cassa Bonita opened and somebody asked me.

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They're like, what I know?That don't matter. You know,
they poured forty million dollars. Fortymillion dollars, it'd be the same grease
they cook. It says, it'sgoing to have updated the grease so it

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won't taste as good exactly. Um, it's gonna have the same nineteen seventies
vibe with drastically improved food. That'swhat they're saying. Uh. Interesting,
So you could go to Casa Bonita. I bet the line was I got
the door. You know what else? I got some crap news over the
weekend, McDonald's pulling out a Timnithcowards just because everyone's like, I can

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we get something better for our children? I'm like, shut up, And
so now they're not. But youknow what might be coming in? What
in and out? In and outscouted timnif it's in the paper anyway,
so there might be an in andout and then I think they're gonna be
so many people because people come fromall over the in and out food.

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You want to talk about. WhatI think is an impending traffic disaster is
the first in and out they're buildingover here where Mimi's used to be over
in Centera. Is there an inand outcoing there? That's that's gonna be
the first one in Oko. They'regonna have that one open fairly soon.
Traffic disaster getting in and out ofthat place. Chick fil A creates its
own traffic disaster over there. Yeah, I don't know though. They've got

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a crew there that's like forward andthen they take your order at your window
as a fission. Oh yeah,You'll be driving and they'll be walking next
to you taking their foot. Wow. That just put you on a coort
here In a moment where I recentlywent to Carl's Junior, they wouldn't even
make eye contact with me. Butyou know what, after you leave Chick

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fil A, you feel blessed,like, well, it's their pleasure this
place. They don't even look atme, And I don't blame you.
Over the weekend. Listen to whatI did yesterday. I need to just
like stop with the age stuff becauseI start getting sad. Wait til you're

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at sixty, okay, Scott,Well, clearly that's really going to push
me over the edge. But Idon't know. I'm just struggling with it.
But my niece is getting married Hattie, and uh, yesterday I went
to her bridal fitting and there wasmimosas and her friends were there. There's
giggling. Oh less, I hate. I'm like, enjoy see that.

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And this is why I should beinvited it because the whole time I'm meealing
out enjoy those perky boobs now becausethey're on a time limit. Okay,
Oh honey, ghost strapless. Itis the only time in life you can
do that. She's not even listeningto me. My advice is falling on
deaf ears. But oh she justBut it's such a funny thing because you

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know, like I went to David'sBridal that's where you went to get a
wedding dress and you picked and therewas now So we went to this boutique
in downtown and the lady, youknow, is there's a there are mirrors
everywhere with like these steps they canget on and look. It's like say
yes to the dress. And soshe'd come out and everyone's like, oh,

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no one did that for me.No one. No one even knew
what my dress looked like until Igot married, you know what I mean.
So so that she tries on multipledresses and she comes out. Of
course she's like stunning, and I'mlike, whoa, I look awful,
and but it's not about me today. I had to keep telling myself.
So then they're like, okay,she's got her final choice, this is

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the this is the number one contender, which then I'm like, why the
hell did we sit through contenders twothrough nine? Then I hope you're pretty
blessed on miss Mimosas. By thetime she they're like, if everyone could
just go and stand over here forthe final and I'm like, oh my
god, I feel like it's likemove that bus. I'm so excited.

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And she walks out and everyone's likeswoon, swoon again, no one did
that when I got married. Isthis a new thing? Or did no
one do that when I got married? Because it's like very it was a
big deal. Everything is so muchmore inflated, everything's so much more extra
now. I know because my sister, I don't even think I told you

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you this. My nephew is gonnahave a baby, really and so so
then I'm like, well, whatare they having because she knows she won't
tell me though. They got todo a reveal party. Let me.
We're having the reveal party. Andthen I'm like, Katie, a reveal
party said, please tell me youbought fireworks or something? What is it?

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No, listen, they're gonna putpowder in balloons because he's into archery.
And then he's he's gonna wish andthe arrow is gonna go break him.
What if he misses it? Andit's like Grandma, then we'll be
on the news like so many otherpeople who have been injured or killed,

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like my grandma seriously gave birth onthe dining room table to my mother,
and it's like that was the biggestshocking surprise. Now we're doing gender reveal
parties. It's so everybody, can'tI tell you there is there is.
It's hard to beat a good genderreveal video where it goes wrong. Have

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you ever seen it? There's onethat's floating around. I laugh every time
where they've got this big balloon andthey're all dressed up, but it's time
to find out and he's got thepin and oh I can't wait, and
then the wind picks up, takesand the and the it's captioned Now you'll
never know which space we laugh harder. It's got to wait seven months.

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Now you're gonna know eventually. Butyeah, those gender reveal videos are pretty
great. Everything's extra because a lotof its social media. Now obviously your
your niece cannot put the dress onsocial media. But I did see the
pictures of everybody there. We wereall there, we were all. I
just had orange juice, though,and so I just drank my orange juice

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and I watched the modeling and andthen I thought about how much sugar is
an orange juice. Then I gotsad. Then I asked if I could
try some dresses on, and Iwas told no, my sister did try
a wedding dress on. And thenI'm like, well, maybe after a
woman leaves, we can try weddingdresses on. No, uh uh,
it ain't no David's bridal. It'swhere they say you need to leave at

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your appointment. And I said whatbecause they got to bring the next classes
suckers in there. Wow, notsuckers, but romantic Scott. That's what
I'm saying. It's like it wasvery whimsical with champagne and whimsy. If
the word boutique is in it,it's more. Yeah, I know,
I know, I know, butit's not my wedding. It's actually you

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know, the Brice family pays,right, And so I kept going two
dresses, two dresses again, youneed three outfits for the night because a
lot of your reception dress. Whatare you wearing? And my sister's like,
shut all right. And I loveher father. He's just such a
simple common garden cowboy redneck, butlike he's the best guy ever. I

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mean, like he's just great.And you told him we had it in
our showprep today. I did notuse the story I might do specifically now
for this. The average wedding nowcosts twenty nine thousand dollars. Yeah,
you know what. I think whatthey did is they gave her money and
they said, this is what we'llgive your budget, and we hope you
know, you couldn't make it workwith this. And I don't know what

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they gave her. My dad andmom did that my first wedding, second
wedding. They told Ryan, wealready did that. You're on your own.
And my dad was like dead serious, he was like no, which
we didn't ask. I didn't expectany money at all from my parents for
that, But I mean it wasjust funny because he you know, he

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jumped in there and was like,no, no, don't even get that
thought. Julie and I are attwenty six years and my father in law
want to admit that he's amortized thewedding. I think he's gotta wait.
Wait. If we hit thirty,that's when it all fully amortiz had an
open bar. We had open bar, we had country club, we had
church, we had Well, ifyou all go back scott and you could

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do it again, would you savethat money if your father in law said,
hey, I'll give you fifty largeor I'll pay for a wedding,
that's you can spend fifty large.So would you rather have the wedding?
You can't split it. You gotto either take the lump sum or the
wedding. What would you do?I would I would actually take the wedding.

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No, why because it made mywife happy? Okay, well,
you know would really make her happynot having a mortgage or having a down
payment on a home. Right whenyou get started, literally halfway through the
planning process, my father and I'llpulled me aside and he says, you
know, he says, I don'tlike you that. Well, I'm spending
on this. He says, Icould take the whole family in Hawaii.
You could get married on the beach, and you should have taken that.

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I just told damn it. Yeah, okay, yeah, I thought he
was Joey. No, he washe wants to go to the beach.
You totally screwed his plan out.What I think that he was. I
could take the whole family. Hedid the whole It's funny because I think
again, I know this sounds trashy, but I think of my first wedding,
and it was it was like theI had two dresses and I had

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you know what, I didn't haveScott love. But in my second wedding,
we got to get married on thebeach and we had Margarita's And that
was why I love you were there. You were on the beach with us.
Wasn't that just the most laid backchill That was good? Yeah?
Right. The diarrhea hit me andit was the diarrhea hit him. First
of all. I will never notbe blown away by the fact that you

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married us while you had diet.I'm surprised you couldn't hear my Steve down
there and biggest fear night new nightmarelocked you're marrying someone and you got to
Scott. I can't believe it whatI found out that he then later because

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he disappeared and everyone was hanging outon the beach and I'm like where Scott
and Julie's like, yes, havingstomach issues and remember, Juliet, you
will get you medicine. Oh yeah, Oh man, it's because you eat
that Quackamie. You don't eat offsite, you damn fool. Everyone laughs
at me. Thanks for listening.Oh my god, are we done?

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We didn't even break Yeah, Iknow. It's good thing they don't pay
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