Episode 556: It pairs well with Bang Bang Shrimp.

Well, it does!

Episode Transcript

(00:05):
This is a big nineties seven nineproduction. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's twenty
minute morning show. All right,let's go. Welcome to Scott and sadies
twenty minute morning show. Content weproduced today with love for the Art radio
app or wherever you download podcast onthat iTunes app. You believe it's a
five star review and a comment Andwe love your comments because we read them

(00:26):
on the radio and pretend you didall the work. You gave a suggestion
on what we're talking about. Yeah, we love that. Just step in.
Yeah, can we talk about Saturdaynight just for a minute here.
Yeah, we got a we havea thing. It's called the Big Buckle
Ball, that's right, and it'sfor the Greeley Stampede. And I always

(00:46):
think it's fun because you get todress up. But we get this,
uh email from the sales rep andshe's like, I'm so excited that you
guys are coming on Saturday night.The theme is nineties. The theme is
nineties neon a cowboy? Oh isthat what it is? Share? Yeah?

(01:07):
In fact, I had it openover here in my email. Are
you serious? There's look at it? Oh boy? I was just told
to dress in nineties So here's whatI did here. It is see you
look right there, it's opening nowNeon Cowboy Nineties Country Party. What the
hell is that supposed to me?Well, I blew it because I thought
it was just a nineties party.So I was gonna go nineties grunts.

(01:29):
No, I know, I know. I got like black tights, the
Doc Martin's shorts, flannel to tiearound my waist, leather jacket. I
think it was gonna be so great. That's even funnier. It's not because
I would be the odd man outsay that you misunderstood this the task.
Well, first of all, Inever did. Did I get the invitation?

(01:52):
Or did just you get the invitation? As with most things, email
that you you pull up and playdumb on you've received it. There's your
name right there. Yeah, it'splaying um. Yeah, it's Greeny Stampede,
Big Buckleball, the Neon Cowboy Nownineties Country Party. Denim On Denham,
Denim, dam On, Denham OnDenham. I don't know. So

(02:15):
anyway, I I'm very glad that, uh that I realized my mistake before
I showed up, and completely wrong. I always always misunderstand the assignment.
Always, I always dressed differently thaneverybody because I'm either too too homelessly or

(02:37):
I'm a little bit too fancy.I never get it right. And so
anyway, last night, our salesrep sent us an email. I didn't
see anything about neon Cowboy denim ondenim on The email that I got was
it's a nineties theme, So I'mlike nineties the All right, I'm all

(02:58):
aware that this is and Tina alwaysgets your country on. I'm excited to
hang with y'all, is what shewrites. Y'all on Saturday, come in
your nineties country gear or just comeas you are. I'll be doing the
ladder. Thank you, It's gonnabe a fun night. Did she wait?
Was that? Wait? What didshe? She said? Come in
your favorite nineties country come in yournineties country gear and she capitalized country gear.

(03:23):
I'm sure that's how much I'm vissing. Or just come as you are
again, I'll be doing the ladder. I think I'm just gonna come as
I am because I've already blown itthe first time, and I just I
don't know what it is. I'mso glad though, that you read the
memos and somehow get the info tome. But I'm really sad because I'm

(03:46):
like, I didn't know it wascountry. Damn it, I say,
I say, you go grunge thoughthat stick. That's That's what we're known
for, is the shtick. Couldyou imagine I would walk in and look
like such a dork. Everyone's wearinglike Neon Garth Brooks, like a Nirvana
shirt. But dude, it's nineties. No, it's too late. I've

(04:10):
already been told by people that's unlessit's a true nineties theme party. That
is odd. You know that Igo dressed in the row. I don't
get it. So I'm like,how do you have a nineties themed party?
But you're telling me this iconic ninetiesoutfit? It doesn't make any sense.
And then and then you read theemail that I'm sure I was on

(04:35):
when they tell me it's a themeparty, you know what? I say?
Okay, I know it's FI orno tie. That's what I wis.
I say, it's rough, ButI immediately jump onto Pinterest and I'm
like, all right, and letme tell you look up nineties stuff on
Pinterest. Nineties was an ugly era. What are we do when going back

(04:56):
to the nineties, Let's hit theseventies and really ump out the box because
nineties there's nothing good about the NightsFeathered Hair. It was awkwardinet it was,
it was awful. But nineties iswhen country music got hot. That's
when all Jackson and George Drayton,Garth Books and Tracy Lawrence and the Tracys

(05:17):
and Tracy Walker and all the Tracysand I called as I called him back
then, and I still kind ofderogatorially do hat acts. The hat acts
came on because they all, let'sput a good looking guy in a hat.
You know, Kenny cha, what'sthat? Oh? Speaking of that
iconic time in country music, Isaw a clip from Pure Country. Oh

(05:44):
yeah, okay, so you knowthat movie is good. Pure Country is
I remember going to the theater withmy parents to see Pure Country. So
it's essentially about a super big countrymusic star. He's got a ponytail,
he's got a little bit of ascruff of it anyway, and he's he's
playing himself essentially like a super rockstar where everyone's screaming for him. But

(06:10):
then he gets tired of the lifeand let me do this. I'm tired
of lots and the smoke that's totallygood. So here's what makes me laugh
about this movie, because again Ihave not seen it since I saw it
in the movie theater a trip.So anyway, Uh, he gets tired

(06:34):
of living the rock star lifestyle andhe decides he's going to go out to
the country. He's gonna shave hisIt's not even a beard, it's a
five o'clock shadow. He shaves that, and he cuts the rat tail off,
and then he goes to like thesouths and no one knows who he

(06:55):
is, Like, how do younot know that? Who? That is
the bar that he goes into.See, now, this is the history.
You gotta get this, the detailsof your country. The bar that
he goes into. You know,when he decides to cut off the rat
tail and you know, get someproper boots rather than snake snake snakeskin jup
trades his boots with a trucker.You know everybody does that. Yeah,

(07:15):
he had a good memory. Howmany times have you seen pure? Multitudes
of times. It's a good wholesometime. I have only seen it one.
And and so he trades his bootsand he walks down into a little
diner and he goes in he lookshimself in the window and they just accept
him as normal. He's waited andhe's like, I'm getting away with this,
yit. They don't know I'm famous. If Kenny Chesney walked into a

(07:36):
diner in Wellington and he had arat tail and what's wearing glasses, I'd
still be like, Holy God,there's Kenny Chesney. He's gonna wearing a
rat tail and some glasses. Butthat sure Zella is him and no,
I mean and then the part whereyou know he falls in love with the
girls. She has no idea whohe is because apparently she lives under a

(07:59):
rock, as does everyone in thistown. He goes to if he's that
because they built it up to behe was famous, as he's like George
Straight. Wait a minute, heis George Straight. Okay, So anyway,
the scene where he's like, I'llbe right back in the restaurant,
She's like okay, And then hegoes and he goes up on stage and

(08:20):
he starts singing, and then she'shit with the realization that this is George
Straight. Just he cut his rattail. I can't believe he fooled me.
He looks so different. If youreally watched that movie. It is
just so dumb. But the detailsare important, all right. But the

(08:41):
details are important, like how shecould no one in the town recognize he's
such a superstar from a cynical point, I'll peta from the pure wholesome movie
that it is. And so helooks into the window of that diner and
he says, I'm hungry, I'dlock some food. Oh that's what goes
through his mind at that time.So he walks who was he talking?
And he's trying to figure out whetherhe can get away with this or not.

(09:03):
And that waitress, the old likeAlice's diner waitress and the apron with
the coffee pot, she looks athim, she says, hey you,
and he goes, oh crap,they're on to me. And she says,
would you like some coffee? Andhe goes, I'm going to get
away with it. I just it'sone of my favorite things. I love
that movie. Do you like knowit by heart? Which you're kind of
freaking me out? And so thenhe walks around this town and he walks

(09:24):
into this old school dancer and Ilove it because I spent some time in
Texas and I reminisce about it.I missed that that party in San Antonio,
and I miss that part of that. Texas. The dance hall saloon
that he goes into is a placecalled Green Hall g r u E any
Green Hall in Green, Texas,and it's old school and it was and

(09:46):
that's where he decides to get drunk. And then that's where he meets the
girl. Oh my god, Idon't remember any of that. You should
go back watch again. I sawa clip where she's sitting there in the
booth and he walks out and startssinging, and she's like, what Dusty.
Wasn't that his name? Yeah,Dusty, yeah, Dusty, and

(10:07):
you were just going to the johnand now you're singing a song. But
so dumb when that happens and he'son stage and he just sits down.
There's no smoke, there's no lights, there's no dancing chicken, all that
stuff. He just sits down withit cowboys. He's guitar and he sings
I Cross my Heart and all thegirls melt. I do remember going and
seeing it again in the theater,and a I was a dumb kid because

(10:31):
it never really got to me thatshe doesn't recognize who this is, and
then bum I remember just swooning likecross my heart. George is singing,
and so she goes up. Andat the end, when the cowboy gets
the girl, she hugs him.She leaps into his arms. But does
she kiss him, No, becausethat would be too okay, it's too

(10:52):
racy at that And George Strait said, I will only kiss my wife.
George Strait, the real person saidI will not kiss her. There's no
scene. I will only kiss mywife. And and the right off end
of the sunset as friends. He'sthe friends. Yeah, she she was
open to the kiss. You madeit a hug. She's out. I

(11:13):
don't know why I love that movie. That's one of those things clearly love
again. I even seen it inso many years that it's hilarious that you
love it so much. On oneof the odd like tea like RD January,
it's on some channel today and itdoesn't matter where I'm at if I'm
flipping through in pure countries. Partof because it reminds me of Texas and

(11:37):
I did love my time Texas,and another part really it's the same with
Superman. I mean, he slickshis hair back and takes his glasses up
and people are like, who's thisguy? Yeah, like literally, his
girlfriend is a reporter. It's herjob to get to the bottom of things.
And for how many years was she? Like? I gotta go.

(12:01):
There's a story. It's about thedude. You're telling it too, He's
Superman. Dumb dumb. Segment toScott says twenty minute morning showing sixty seconds.
Well, Hi, I'm Scott James. I'd like you to know about
one hour heating at air Conditioning.They're at eight five five one hour amazing
train professional technicians. That's Corey Clintonand he's team of techs provide the Denver

(12:26):
and Northern Colorado area with quality service. These guys get it right the first
time for the price, say Quota, that's their straightforward pricing guide and their
you Win guarantee means your satisfaction isone hundred percent promised with one hour heating
at air Conditioning. And by theway, if you need additional home services,
Benjamin Franklin Plumbing, Mister Spark Electricand Crime Medic have your plumbing,

(12:46):
electrical and home restoration needs covered.And of course if it's HVAC stuff,
it's my friends had one hour heatingat air conditioning because they do everything from
the basic system repairs all the wayup to a complete system replacement if you
need one. I mean, there'sno one here and you need that.
But I had to have one hereand about six seven years ago, and
I'm so glad that the guys hadone hour heating and air conditioning had be

(13:07):
covered eight five five one hour orone hour heat and air dot com slash
Scott James. That's eight five fiveone hour for one hour heating at air
conditioning. Back to the twenty minuteMorning Show with Scott and Sadie. A
big ninety seven nine production statement toScott and Satis twenty minute Morning Show.

(13:28):
I can attackle this, she says, let's talk about my password. Because
she waited the final day I didI get so I feel like I'm so
cool because I wait until. Firstof all, it gives you like a
two week countdown, right? Isit just like you want the yawning?
What's going on? Are you nuts? Four hours asleep? Three hours leep?
That's where it goes on. Doyou fall asleep like at work at

(13:48):
one pm? Do you hit awall? I'm not saying, we'll say
Okay, feel time, because I'mputting in a new password, new pass
My password is always the same exceptfor sword nineteen now yeah, exactly.
Wow. Yeah. I would decidedI was going to do this because I

(14:09):
use a variation, not the exactsame one, but a variation of the
same password on everything. And Ibet I have, oh my god,
you know, twenty five thirty differentthings that I have to get into.
Yeah, And I decided where didI decide this? It was after oh,
somebody on the right, um,Matt Walsh, after Matt Walsh got

(14:31):
hacked. Yeah, And and theyhad his emails going back to like when
he was nine years old. Firstthey were trashing with that. I thought,
my god, I got to securemyself up. So I got what
they called a password, like apassword vault. Okay, and these things
are supposedly super secure and on eachone of your of your devices and websites
and all that, it'll it'll enterin one of those passwords. It's like

(14:54):
dollar signs, Z, underscore,exclamation point ampersand you know, ship if
I can say shit here, Ido that too, right, I think,
oh crap, you'll never remember,you know, those those passwords.
You'll never remember it, and andso I started in. Then I realize
what kind? I use more thanone device? And then you got to

(15:16):
try to install this stuff across allyour devices. And I even paid money
for that, for that password vaultwhatever it was. In fact, let
me tell you the name of it. And then because I don't believe keeper
O keeper is a name of it. This is pissing me off. We've
seen that password too many times.Shut up. That's because I if I

(15:39):
change it to anything other than whatI always use, then I forget about
it. I forget, I forget. Just let me be. And then
it's like, do you want usto pick it? Okay, c O
J F capital E eight dext andUC max dot f U S D y
H. What secure the hell amI going to remember that? That's why

(16:02):
you're gonna have one of these thingslike Keeper and that'll remember it for you.
Then I'm gonna you know what I'mgonna do. I'm going to do,
Scott James, You'll put their pressureon me more than you know.
I'm not gonna say that. Whatshould I say about you? I'm a

(16:22):
loser? Got James loves beery beer. Hey, you know what Yesterday was
burb. Wait, what's the datetoday? Well? Today today is the
fourteen, Okay, it's National BourbonDay? Sure is? Did you know
that I've already stalked up? Iwas gonna say, did you really know
that? I read it this morning? It was National Bourbon Day? Wow?

(16:45):
Oh I like bourbon? So youwent and stalked up? What do
you mean you one stalked up?I bought a battle yesterday. Because you
have a favorite kind or do youlike to try different ones? Yes to
both those questions. What's your favoritego to base level bourbon that you make
manhattans and old fashions with. IsWoodford's Reserve? Fine quality bourbon? Just

(17:07):
kind of go to standard. IfI'm drinking neat on the rocks, I'd
like to go a little fancier likeEagle Rare. I like Basil Hayden's um.
Yeah, yeah, the old Elkis. Oh, I know what
old Elk is, And I can'tforget Greedy for seventy seven A ceiling has
a pretty fine bourbon as well.Yeah, there you go. So will

(17:27):
you get drunk tonight? Don't getdrunk? Like, how do you not?
Because if I drink, First ofall, alcohol is it's such a
social lubricant that it is, youknow what I mean, Like I go
in life's lubricant. Well, andso anytime we're going to something and I

(17:49):
get nervous about it or overwhelmed orsomething, you know, I'll say,
Ryan, will you make me adrink? And He'll make me a drink
and then you're on stage age sayingwhere'd you shouldn't? I know? See,
It's like I don't know when tostop, because then I'm like,
this drink is awesome and I candance and I am the wittiest person ever.

(18:12):
And then I'm like, so ifthis is working so well, I'll
take another one. And before youknow what I mean, I'm saying things
on stage. An evening out,She's Sadie, an evening out spaced over
three hours of time. I havetwo Manhattans in a glass aray wine.

(18:33):
Well, then i'd be down onthe floor. That's that's kind of an
evening out. That's just if Ihave one drink, then I feel fuzzy
in my legs and I feel verycharming. If I have to, I'm
like, pull the car over soI can pee on the side of the
road, Like I become that girl. And so I'm good for you for

(18:56):
pacing yourself. And I spend mylife in suit of the perfect Manhattan right
now. My favorite is there's acouple of favorites. They make a fine
one at the Round Bar at theWillard Hotel in Washington. See at the
Wild That is a great I'll neverknow that. They also make a really
of all places right over here atBonefish make a pretty dark and good man.

(19:19):
Is that what you get when yougo there with Bang bang shrink?
Yeah, Bonefish going to Manhattan,Bang bang shrimp. So good? Okay,
Well, happy Bourbon day. Iknow that's a big deal to you.
I will sell. I saw thatand I was like, oh my
gosh, Scot's gonna get drunk tonight. You say you will drunk. When's

(19:41):
the last time you would say yougot drunk? Oh? Years, years.
I just I don't do that anymore. You ever, like, on
a Friday night, have a coupleof glasses of wine extra than you normally
would. I might have one extraand and but I don't get you know,
oh my god, I'm hugging thetoilet kind of the children. Years
since. Yeah, it's really true. I haven't thrown up from drinking in

(20:04):
a very long time, in areally long time. You should feel accomplished,
feel proud about that. All right, Hey, thanks for what I
think. Oh my god, whata pathetic way to end. We're done
Scott and Sadie's twenty Minute Morning Show. Thanks for listening to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute Morning Show. Leave yourcomments and interact with Scott and Sadie now.
Visit Big ninety seven nine dot comor find him on Facebook dot com,

(20:27):
slash Scotten Sadie, or at Scottand Sadie on Instagram and Twitter.