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This is a big nineties seven nineproduction. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's twenty
minute morning show. All right,let's go Welcome to Scott and sad He's
twenty minute morning show. We'll producehis content today for the Ihearted Radio app
or wherever you don the podcasts.That's what we call client. That's right,
Um, that's what they pay usfor. Just kidding. We don't
get paid to do this, butthat's okay because we do it for fun.
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It's twenty kid. No, I'mjust going or am I not kind
of fun? Some days? I'mat your whim today because I mean,
I talk about what's on my mindand you'd all be bored to tears and
the eyes talk about what the secondthere's one that I'm gonna wait because you're
gonna rant, and you're gonna gooff on your You're going to go off
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at a rant. So the firstthing that I I was hanging out with
a friend over the weekend. Herhusband's out of town, and she's like,
look at Harry, look at howHarry my legs are. And I
said, damn, they are prettyhairy. And she said, well that's
because Matt, her husband, tookthe razor and was out of town.
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You know they're expensive, but byshare it, I said, wait,
do you shave your play base?And then he shaves his face. I
mean, I don't even know whoI'm spending my time with question that I
don't know why I would have askedyou, Yes she does, and that
he does. And I find thatto be the oddest thing. I said,
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what, you don't have your oldrazor? Right? If I try
to, which I have in thepast, I'll forget a razor, so
I'll sneak his face one like afrom vacation. You get just beat up
because the razor. The men's razorsare so different than women's. But I
thought, is this like a thing? And she thought it was odd that
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we didn't share a razor, AndI think it is sad that you share
a razor. What do you thinkis odd? You know? Now here's
the thing. My wife has takenmy razors because when you look at their
construction, when you have when youhave the disposables, bick just one is
pink and the other one's blue,and it's got a different shape. Hanel,
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it's the same damn thing. Yeah, Well, I don't know like
a face raisor is different. It'sdifferent. I think Julie will occasionally take
one of my disposables, but onceit's hers, it ain't coming back to
my face right because of the playbase which I'm saying it in Spanish.
I learned that and now I can'tlet my kid said that like a year
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and a half ago, and I'mlike, what did you just say?
And she's like, where is AndI'm like, what's that? And she
told me and I'm like, well, I'm going to use that till I
die. So I try to alwaysbring that word up, but seriously,
I couldn't even believe it, andshe couldn't believe it. In then I
started thinking, well, is thislike a normal thing? Do couples share
that stuff? Ryan and I donot share toothpaste? We have different tooth
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and I share a tube of toothpaste. You do? We don't. We
have different toothpaste both whatever crest isthere, you know, I mean,
okay, so that's weird. Maybewe're just not sharing people, you know,
Like we don't share a razor.We don't you know what else?
We don't share a brush. Ihave a different brush for my hair that
would be weird to share a brush. And when I was growing up,
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all six of us use the samebrush. Scott, who's got the brush?
That's weird. No, it wasn'tweird at all. This is what
I'm saying. Got the head lice? Well, we'd ever had lice,
you know. I always thought licewas such a oh you know, like
that dirty people, dirty people.Let me tell you there was a breakout
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a few years ago in Timneth.Yep, those custom home livers. They
were outside picking nats out of thekids head. We were all one on
that day. We were all likemonkeys. I was sitting outside. I
remember Sophie got it and it waslike rampant. I mean like I had
all. I had never had licein my life, and so I didn't
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really and then somebody sent like amass text and they're like, hey,
I know we just had to sleepover with your kids, but Susie has
lice, and I'm like what what? And then my kid got lice.
You know the place and four Collinswhere you take your for like one hundred
bucks, they'll suck the lice rightout, which I did the second time.
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That's right. It happened twice folks, Those little acrobatic devils will leap
from one head to another. Andyou have to get rid of a pillow,
the hairbrush, the hair ties,the scrunches, the clippies, the
hats, the everything. So thenhow about this. I'm going to tell
this story because she's eighteen now.But so she gets lice twice, Sophie
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does and the second time, youknow, good lord, Now I'm taking
her to this place. They're puttinga weird helmet on her and eating the
gnats out of her head and soweird and so anyway, and then she
gets in my car. Remember Ipicked her up one day like a week
later, and she's like, Mom, look this hair tie I found.
I just found it. I'm like, my god, life's magnet. It
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just found a hair tie and itwas one of those scrun cheese rh and
no eggs were laid. And I'mlike, have we learned nothing? But
I remember there was a time wherewe bought out of the the timnoth Walmart.
We bought all the ridd It's likearms swept the rid well, there
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was none left. We were alltaxi each other, like has anyone gone
to Walgreens? Because we all neededlike a box of rid for our kids.
It's awful. It was the weirdestsituation, But now I think differently.
When I was young again, ifyou had lice, I thought,
uh oh, now back to theopening paragraph of whether or not we shave
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share, Yeah, that's odd.I told her, you know that's weird,
right, you could also get youknow, she's a nurse practitioner.
You could afford to go buy yourown razor. And she's like, I
know, we just share one?Is there a I have for years now?
And it's one of those things that'sultra high satisfaction for me when most
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a lot of those monthly clubs,like you started a dollar shave club,
you start order in the vitamins andyou think, Okay, I'm all about
it. I've got the really factoror I've got the nature's whatever. At
ninety bucks a month. Amazon isthe best at saying what, you could
buy one, but don't you wanta new one every couple of months,
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And you're like, I kind ofdo, and you're gonna save like two
dollars. So I subscribe to thatand you're you're all about it and you
take the first order and then itdings your credit card and you go,
oh, yeah, that's right,that's a monthly thing. And by month
three you're starting to go, damnit, how do I cancel this?
And you got to call on anOD number Tuesday, Daughter Shave Club.
Never regret that, like, ohreally, clockwork. I get the razors.
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I get four blades a month becauseyour guy goes through about a blade
a week. I get four bladesa month, and I get the tube
of shave butter that they call it, and they until I die they can
deliver that to me because it's thebest. It's never been disappointed. So
okay, may I ask how muchdoes that cost? A month? I
get the Deluxe triple blade razor.You get four of them a month,
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and I get two tubes a shavebutter because I go through about two tubes
a month, and that's twenty fourbucks a month. So how mad would
you be if you know, monthone, you open the box fresh clean,
slick, super sharp, brand new, And then what if Julie,
like a weekend was like, ohmy gosh, I'm so I had to
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use your razor because mine is goneand my armpits were really long, and
we were going to the pool somethinglike that happened. What would you do?
Would you be like, well,I can't use that now I can't
use it, and then you throwoff my razor game. Because that's what
I'm saying. Then you got togo three weeks where you either use puebay
armpit razor on your face or youjust grow a beer. This is how
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ridiculously regimented I am. I mean, they send four new blades every month,
so you get one new blade aweek. Monday is New Razor Day.
Oh do you get excited? It'syou. There's reasons I do New
Razor Day and Fresh Towel Day onMonday is because I need something to look
forward to when I get up inthe morning. Okay, I have to
tell you, though, the freshtowel thing is so weird. We wash
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our towels every time, every time, every time we shower a bay.
Then I know that's probably a massivewaist, but I cannot Where I rubbed
my ass Tuesday. I don't wantto put it on my face to dry
off Friday. I just wanted to. I want to know that it's clean.
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I'm so regimented. Mondays. Doyou use Monday's Wednesday Saturday's New two
Days, New Razor Day, Mondays, So Monday's a double wham. No
Sunday blues for this guy, makingup for the heading to bed early tonight,
Juliet's Sunday Sunday, and Tomorrow's nightHot Day Tomorrow. Well that you
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gotta have something to look forward toon Monday. It's New Razor Day and
Fresh Talliday all on the same day. And you know, can I just
say I'm the worst when it comesto those monthly things because I always think
they're awesome and then I sign upand then you can never shut them all.
It takes like six months for meto remember. Oh shoot, I
need I mean, we had wehad Hello Fresh coming out of the yin
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yang until it goes bad. Whenthe Hello Fresh is going bad in the
refrigerator. Oh, I've been there, so says that this chicken parm John
it's gone bad, guys, andit was like a sixty dollar chicken heart.
So anyway, so I don't reallysign up for stuff anymore because I
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did the Fit fab Fun, Idid the um what's it where you get
exercise clothes every month? Like youasked me, I like it, and
then I did I've done everything.I gotta dig in though, to the
to the Hello fresh. Because wedid the blue Apron thing and that was
fun and we'd get i don't know, one or two meals a week and
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and I'd look forward to it.Okay, here's a recipe, only half
an hour prep time. But therewere so many tasks. While onions are
browning in the butter for three minutes, do this, do this, while
this has happening, to do this, and you'll be doing four things at
once. Sweating would so stressed meout, so stretched me. I just
feel like a mountain. I can'tclimb today. Pizza yea, yeah,
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like cut up the onions, cutup the chist up. Well this is
doing this? My god, I'mexhausted. And then you get done,
and I mean, I know itsays it sir, should serve five people,
but that's a two person or dinnerright there. Also, can I
tell you, I'm gonna warn youit took me six months because they make
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the process pretty damn difficult. Youknow, you have to knock. You
can't do it online, Oh god, no, you can on reckless abandoned.
You gotta call him and then they'llsay, well, we hate to
see you go, so we're gonnagive you six months free. And I've
fallen into that trap where I'm like, well, you can't be that all
right, I'll take it, andthen guess what happens in six months?
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minute Morning Show, Right, makeme rant? Okay, So Sophie just
went to her orientation for college ColoradoState University, that is right, And
so she had to spend the nightin a dorm and they go through this
they'd learn everything about the school.And she's telling me all this stuff,
and you know, I asked thepoor questions like is a cafeteria good?
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Yeah? How long is it open? When can you got? Thank you?
I'm asking out Rida. Ryan's like, so when you talk to your
counselor are you going to take Spanishor you? And I'm like, is
the cafeteria twenty four hours? Walkdown and get a pancake at like six
pm? Stine? Thank you?Is this like a cruise situation? And
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anyway, so she's telling me,She's like, yeah, it's not open
twenty four hours a day. Butif you live on campus, which she's
going to live in the dorms,if you live on campus, Scott,
this is going to light your asson fire. You can order from the
cafeteria, right, and a tinyrobot that looks like a room bot brings
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the meal to your door and youopen the door, unzip the bag,
take your food, and the littlerobot. So she said, they're everywhere.
They're everywhere people taking food to peopleon campus, like these little scooter
guys. And I'm like, ohmy god, does it light me on
fire? Note? Is it provemy point? People? Wake up?
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I know, I know, Iknow she told me that. I'm like,
oh, first of all, Ihave to tell him this. Do
I admire the convenience and the nonguilt of once again or wherever she's gonna
live. How much chicken fried steakcan one woman eat. What's the max
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capacity on that road? How manyturkeys white lice can ride on that little
room? And that's part of that'sincluded in the food plan. I don't
know, probably not, nothing's included, but will we probably end up paying
for it? Yes, because ifthat were an option for me, yes,
I would do it walking all theway to the cafeteria. No,
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obviously you can't get self serve icecream cones. I mean, we're not
that advanced in science, but Ilook forward to the day. So yeah,
So she was like, yeah,it's pretty cool. Ryan and I
were completely like spazzed out. We'relike, explain to us this again,
and she's like, okay, soyou go on this app and you order
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from wherever you want or the foodcafeteriats issue, and then this little robot
brings it to you. I can'teven believe it. I can if I
would tell and year old Sadie thather daughter would be going first of all,
that I had kids, period,But if her daughter's going to go
to a futuristic space college a robotbrings food to them, I'd be like,
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Nah, it's happening, folks.I can't even believe it. Now
see part of me, here's thepart of me that it's bothered. That
intrigues me. I what intrigues meis, you know this great convenience,
the great big old Amazon that they'rethey're building right up here there the distribution
center. I mean, the dronesshall be soon flying all over northern Colorado
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and lovering stuff within hours of whenyou ordered it. And what's crazy to
me is this is so normal toher, she was like, yeah,
so anyway, and then like thislittle roombat thing brings you your food and
you could do that, And I'mlike, what what what reverse? What
did you just say? That doesn'tbother me, But the artificial intelligence does.
Where it's like you think one daythe robot will eventually say, I
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cannot deliver anymore chicken fried sake toyou woman because your cholesterol our calculation show
yes right, or yes that's one. But then you even go Nix's level
above that, why are these humansconsuming so much food? Don't we have
too many humans? Well? Andalso it's a bad sign if you won't
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walk to the cafeteria, you knowwhat I mean, Like that should at
least they say the freshman fifteen,I said, girl, it's gonna be
the freshman forty five. That's whatit would have been for me if there
were robot food bringers. Uh.I'm excited for her. She's got a
lot of exciting, crazy things she'sgoing to be learning. And so the
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space age, you know, beyondthe self delivering cafeteria, what else was
there to look forward to? Geez? I mean that she's got a lot
of the conversation that day. Imean I just kept asking questions. She
got a cheer, she's gonna tryfor cheers. Now she doesn't want to
do it, no cheer, shedoesn't want to do it. And I'm
like, that's fine. You knowwhat, live your life, you know,
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order that food and drink that shot. You know I shouldn't say that,
kids, but college is meant tobe. And this is what I
tell her, this is, youknow, be smart, but also enjoy
yourself because guess what, soon youwon't have a summer and a lot of
kids. Even you know, whenI was college age, I was already
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working. I mean that wasn't butwe're telling her, like, enjoy yourself,
get a part time job, butyou know, like enjoy yourself and
because one day you'll have children andjobs, and you know you'll have to
put your money in to savings insteadof going to air postal or whatever.
You know, May I recommend summerschool? Oh, sending her to summers?
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No, that sounds nerdy, butI mean what takes you. You
know, a semester is long.A semester is from whatever it is late
August all the way out up throughDecember. Yeah, you knock it out.
You can knock it out four orfive weeks in Sember, just bang,
bang. You know. That's whatI'm talking about. Though. These
are the decisions you start making whenyou become an adult. Like, Okay,
I guess you know what, it'sprobably best if I do work during
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the summer too. You start gettingsucked into that that's called the real world.
It's not a fun place all thetime. How long do you think
before we have delivery robots? Imean the dominoes. We had a story
this morning on the radio about Dominoesand pinpoint delivery where you don't even have
to give an address anymore. It'sjust that app. You press the app
and then it tracts where you're at. How long before they come to my
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bedroom? Before the droid just dumpsit in your mouth. How long before
the delivery guy knows where my forksare? How many times do I have
to say, bring the forks whenyou come up to the bedroom and drop
my food off at the door.And I'm such a lover, So glad
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This is a big nineties seven nineproduction. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's twenty
minute morning show. All right,let's go Welcome to Scott and sad He's
twenty minute morning show. We'll producehis content today for the Ihearted Radio app
or wherever you don the podcasts.That's what we call client. That's right,
Um, that's what they pay usfor. Just kidding. We don't
get paid to do this, butthat's okay because we do it for fun.
(00:27):
It's twenty kid. No, I'mjust going or am I not kind
of fun? Some days? I'mat your whim today because I mean,
I talk about what's on my mindand you'd all be bored to tears and
the eyes talk about what the secondthere's one that I'm gonna wait because you're
gonna rant, and you're gonna gooff on your You're going to go off
(00:47):
at a rant. So the firstthing that I I was hanging out with
a friend over the weekend. Herhusband's out of town, and she's like,
look at Harry, look at howHarry my legs are. And I
said, damn, they are prettyhairy. And she said, well that's
because Matt, her husband, tookthe razor and was out of town.
(01:11):
You know they're expensive, but byshare it, I said, wait,
do you shave your play base?And then he shaves his face. I
mean, I don't even know whoI'm spending my time with question that I
don't know why I would have askedyou, Yes she does, and that
he does. And I find thatto be the oddest thing. I said,
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what, you don't have your oldrazor? Right? If I try
to, which I have in thepast, I'll forget a razor, so
I'll sneak his face one like afrom vacation. You get just beat up
because the razor. The men's razorsare so different than women's. But I
thought, is this like a thing? And she thought it was odd that
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we didn't share a razor, AndI think it is sad that you share
a razor. What do you thinkis odd? You know? Now here's
the thing. My wife has takenmy razors because when you look at their
construction, when you have when youhave the disposables, bick just one is
pink and the other one's blue,and it's got a different shape. Hanel,
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it's the same damn thing. Yeah, Well, I don't know like
a face raisor is different. It'sdifferent. I think Julie will occasionally take
one of my disposables, but onceit's hers, it ain't coming back to
my face right because of the playbase which I'm saying it in Spanish.
I learned that and now I can'tlet my kid said that like a year
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and a half ago, and I'mlike, what did you just say?
And she's like, where is AndI'm like, what's that? And she
told me and I'm like, well, I'm going to use that till I
die. So I try to alwaysbring that word up, but seriously,
I couldn't even believe it, andshe couldn't believe it. In then I
started thinking, well, is thislike a normal thing? Do couples share
that stuff? Ryan and I donot share toothpaste? We have different tooth
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and I share a tube of toothpaste. You do? We don't. We
have different toothpaste both whatever crest isthere, you know, I mean,
okay, so that's weird. Maybewe're just not sharing people, you know,
Like we don't share a razor.We don't you know what else?
We don't share a brush. Ihave a different brush for my hair that
would be weird to share a brush. And when I was growing up,
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all six of us use the samebrush. Scott, who's got the brush?
That's weird. No, it wasn'tweird at all. This is what
I'm saying. Got the head lice? Well, we'd ever had lice,
you know. I always thought licewas such a oh you know, like
that dirty people, dirty people.Let me tell you there was a breakout
(03:51):
a few years ago in Timneth.Yep, those custom home livers. They
were outside picking nats out of thekids head. We were all one on
that day. We were all likemonkeys. I was sitting outside. I
remember Sophie got it and it waslike rampant. I mean like I had
all. I had never had licein my life, and so I didn't
(04:13):
really and then somebody sent like amass text and they're like, hey,
I know we just had to sleepover with your kids, but Susie has
lice, and I'm like what what? And then my kid got lice.
You know the place and four Collinswhere you take your for like one hundred
bucks, they'll suck the lice rightout, which I did the second time.
(04:35):
That's right. It happened twice folks, Those little acrobatic devils will leap
from one head to another. Andyou have to get rid of a pillow,
the hairbrush, the hair ties,the scrunches, the clippies, the
hats, the everything. So thenhow about this. I'm going to tell
this story because she's eighteen now.But so she gets lice twice, Sophie
(04:57):
does and the second time, youknow, good lord, Now I'm taking
her to this place. They're puttinga weird helmet on her and eating the
gnats out of her head and soweird and so anyway, and then she
gets in my car. Remember Ipicked her up one day like a week
later, and she's like, Mom, look this hair tie I found.
I just found it. I'm like, my god, life's magnet. It
(05:20):
just found a hair tie and itwas one of those scrun cheese rh and
no eggs were laid. And I'mlike, have we learned nothing? But
I remember there was a time wherewe bought out of the the timnoth Walmart.
We bought all the ridd It's likearms swept the rid well, there
(05:45):
was none left. We were alltaxi each other, like has anyone gone
to Walgreens? Because we all neededlike a box of rid for our kids.
It's awful. It was the weirdestsituation, But now I think differently.
When I was young again, ifyou had lice, I thought,
uh oh, now back to theopening paragraph of whether or not we shave
(06:05):
share, Yeah, that's odd.I told her, you know that's weird,
right, you could also get youknow, she's a nurse practitioner.
You could afford to go buy yourown razor. And she's like, I
know, we just share one?Is there a I have for years now?
And it's one of those things that'sultra high satisfaction for me when most
(06:29):
a lot of those monthly clubs,like you started a dollar shave club,
you start order in the vitamins andyou think, Okay, I'm all about
it. I've got the really factoror I've got the nature's whatever. At
ninety bucks a month. Amazon isthe best at saying what, you could
buy one, but don't you wanta new one every couple of months,
(06:51):
And you're like, I kind ofdo, and you're gonna save like two
dollars. So I subscribe to thatand you're you're all about it and you
take the first order and then itdings your credit card and you go,
oh, yeah, that's right,that's a monthly thing. And by month
three you're starting to go, damnit, how do I cancel this?
And you got to call on anOD number Tuesday, Daughter Shave Club.
Never regret that, like, ohreally, clockwork. I get the razors.
(07:15):
I get four blades a month becauseyour guy goes through about a blade
a week. I get four bladesa month, and I get the tube
of shave butter that they call it, and they until I die they can
deliver that to me because it's thebest. It's never been disappointed. So
okay, may I ask how muchdoes that cost? A month? I
get the Deluxe triple blade razor.You get four of them a month,
(07:36):
and I get two tubes a shavebutter because I go through about two tubes
a month, and that's twenty fourbucks a month. So how mad would
you be if you know, monthone, you open the box fresh clean,
slick, super sharp, brand new, And then what if Julie,
like a weekend was like, ohmy gosh, I'm so I had to
(07:57):
use your razor because mine is goneand my armpits were really long, and
we were going to the pool somethinglike that happened. What would you do?
Would you be like, well,I can't use that now I can't
use it, and then you throwoff my razor game. Because that's what
I'm saying. Then you got togo three weeks where you either use puebay
armpit razor on your face or youjust grow a beer. This is how
(08:20):
ridiculously regimented I am. I mean, they send four new blades every month,
so you get one new blade aweek. Monday is New Razor Day.
Oh do you get excited? It'syou. There's reasons I do New
Razor Day and Fresh Towel Day onMonday is because I need something to look
forward to when I get up inthe morning. Okay, I have to
tell you, though, the freshtowel thing is so weird. We wash
(08:43):
our towels every time, every time, every time we shower a bay.
Then I know that's probably a massivewaist, but I cannot Where I rubbed
my ass Tuesday. I don't wantto put it on my face to dry
off Friday. I just wanted to. I want to know that it's clean.
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I'm so regimented. Mondays. Doyou use Monday's Wednesday Saturday's New two
Days, New Razor Day, Mondays, So Monday's a double wham. No
Sunday blues for this guy, makingup for the heading to bed early tonight,
Juliet's Sunday Sunday, and Tomorrow's nightHot Day Tomorrow. Well that you
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gotta have something to look forward toon Monday. It's New Razor Day and
Fresh Talliday all on the same day. And you know, can I just
say I'm the worst when it comesto those monthly things because I always think
they're awesome and then I sign upand then you can never shut them all.
It takes like six months for meto remember. Oh shoot, I
need I mean, we had wehad Hello Fresh coming out of the yin
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yang until it goes bad. Whenthe Hello Fresh is going bad in the
refrigerator. Oh, I've been there, so says that this chicken parm John
it's gone bad, guys, andit was like a sixty dollar chicken heart.
So anyway, so I don't reallysign up for stuff anymore because I
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did the Fit fab Fun, Idid the um what's it where you get
exercise clothes every month? Like youasked me, I like it, and
then I did I've done everything.I gotta dig in though, to the
to the Hello fresh. Because wedid the blue Apron thing and that was
fun and we'd get i don't know, one or two meals a week and
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and I'd look forward to it.Okay, here's a recipe, only half
an hour prep time. But therewere so many tasks. While onions are
browning in the butter for three minutes, do this, do this, while
this has happening, to do this, and you'll be doing four things at
once. Sweating would so stressed meout, so stretched me. I just
feel like a mountain. I can'tclimb today. Pizza yea, yeah,
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like cut up the onions, cutup the chist up. Well this is
doing this? My god, I'mexhausted. And then you get done,
and I mean, I know itsays it sir, should serve five people,
but that's a two person or dinnerright there. Also, can I
tell you, I'm gonna warn youit took me six months because they make
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the process pretty damn difficult. Youknow, you have to knock. You
can't do it online, Oh god, no, you can on reckless abandoned.
You gotta call him and then they'llsay, well, we hate to
see you go, so we're gonnagive you six months free. And I've
fallen into that trap where I'm like, well, you can't be that all
right, I'll take it, andthen guess what happens in six months?
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I forget it? And then it'sthe card. H Yeah, the two
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Sadia, a big ninety seven nineproduction. Second segment Scott and Sadie's twenty
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minute Morning Show, Right, makeme rant? Okay, So Sophie just
went to her orientation for college ColoradoState University, that is right, And
so she had to spend the nightin a dorm and they go through this
they'd learn everything about the school.And she's telling me all this stuff,
and you know, I asked thepoor questions like is a cafeteria good?
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Yeah? How long is it open? When can you got? Thank you?
I'm asking out Rida. Ryan's like, so when you talk to your
counselor are you going to take Spanishor you? And I'm like, is
the cafeteria twenty four hours? Walkdown and get a pancake at like six
pm? Stine? Thank you?Is this like a cruise situation? And
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anyway, so she's telling me,She's like, yeah, it's not open
twenty four hours a day. Butif you live on campus, which she's
going to live in the dorms,if you live on campus, Scott,
this is going to light your asson fire. You can order from the
cafeteria, right, and a tinyrobot that looks like a room bot brings
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the meal to your door and youopen the door, unzip the bag,
take your food, and the littlerobot. So she said, they're everywhere.
They're everywhere people taking food to peopleon campus, like these little scooter
guys. And I'm like, ohmy god, does it light me on
fire? Note? Is it provemy point? People? Wake up?
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I know, I know, Iknow she told me that. I'm like,
oh, first of all, Ihave to tell him this. Do
I admire the convenience and the nonguilt of once again or wherever she's gonna
live. How much chicken fried steakcan one woman eat. What's the max
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capacity on that road? How manyturkeys white lice can ride on that little
room? And that's part of that'sincluded in the food plan. I don't
know, probably not, nothing's included, but will we probably end up paying
for it? Yes, because ifthat were an option for me, yes,
I would do it walking all theway to the cafeteria. No,
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obviously you can't get self serve icecream cones. I mean, we're not
that advanced in science, but Ilook forward to the day. So yeah,
So she was like, yeah,it's pretty cool. Ryan and I
were completely like spazzed out. We'relike, explain to us this again,
and she's like, okay, soyou go on this app and you order
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from wherever you want or the foodcafeteriats issue, and then this little robot
brings it to you. I can'teven believe it. I can if I
would tell and year old Sadie thather daughter would be going first of all,
that I had kids, period,But if her daughter's going to go
to a futuristic space college a robotbrings food to them, I'd be like,
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Nah, it's happening, folks.I can't even believe it. Now
see part of me, here's thepart of me that it's bothered. That
intrigues me. I what intrigues meis, you know this great convenience,
the great big old Amazon that they'rethey're building right up here there the distribution
center. I mean, the dronesshall be soon flying all over northern Colorado
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and lovering stuff within hours of whenyou ordered it. And what's crazy to
me is this is so normal toher, she was like, yeah,
so anyway, and then like thislittle roombat thing brings you your food and
you could do that, And I'mlike, what what what reverse? What
did you just say? That doesn'tbother me, But the artificial intelligence does.
Where it's like you think one daythe robot will eventually say, I
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cannot deliver anymore chicken fried sake toyou woman because your cholesterol our calculation show
yes right, or yes that's one. But then you even go Nix's level
above that, why are these humansconsuming so much food? Don't we have
too many humans? Well? Andalso it's a bad sign if you won't
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walk to the cafeteria, you knowwhat I mean, Like that should at
least they say the freshman fifteen,I said, girl, it's gonna be
the freshman forty five. That's whatit would have been for me if there
were robot food bringers. Uh.I'm excited for her. She's got a
lot of exciting, crazy things she'sgoing to be learning. And so the
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space age, you know, beyondthe self delivering cafeteria, what else was
there to look forward to? Geez? I mean that she's got a lot
of the conversation that day. Imean I just kept asking questions. She
got a cheer, she's gonna tryfor cheers. Now she doesn't want to
do it, no cheer, shedoesn't want to do it. And I'm
like, that's fine. You knowwhat, live your life, you know,
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order that food and drink that shot. You know I shouldn't say that,
kids, but college is meant tobe. And this is what I
tell her, this is, youknow, be smart, but also enjoy
yourself because guess what, soon youwon't have a summer and a lot of
kids. Even you know, whenI was college age, I was already
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working. I mean that wasn't butwe're telling her, like, enjoy yourself,
get a part time job, butyou know, like enjoy yourself and
because one day you'll have children andjobs, and you know you'll have to
put your money in to savings insteadof going to air postal or whatever.
You know, May I recommend summerschool? Oh, sending her to summers?
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No, that sounds nerdy, butI mean what takes you. You
know, a semester is long.A semester is from whatever it is late
August all the way out up throughDecember. Yeah, you knock it out.
You can knock it out four orfive weeks in Sember, just bang,
bang. You know. That's whatI'm talking about. Though. These
are the decisions you start making whenyou become an adult. Like, Okay,
I guess you know what, it'sprobably best if I do work during
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the summer too. You start gettingsucked into that that's called the real world.
It's not a fun place all thetime. How long do you think
before we have delivery robots? Imean the dominoes. We had a story
this morning on the radio about Dominoesand pinpoint delivery where you don't even have
to give an address anymore. It'sjust that app. You press the app
and then it tracts where you're at. How long before they come to my
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bedroom? Before the droid just dumpsit in your mouth. How long before
the delivery guy knows where my forksare? How many times do I have
to say, bring the forks whenyou come up to the bedroom and drop
my food off at the door.And I'm such a lover, So glad
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you listened. Thank you to Scottand Sadie's twenty minute morning show. Thanks
for listening to Scott and Sadie's twentyminute morning show. Of your comments and
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