All Episodes

June 22, 2023 • 20 mins
Happy Thursday!
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:05):
This is a big nineties of anine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute Morning Show. All right, let's go Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute Morning Show. Will producethis today for the iHeartRadio app or wherever
you download podcast like share subscribe,give a five star review on the iTunes
app. That'd be nice. I'llcheck and see if we've got one.

(00:26):
Yeah, call your local government calledfamily. Yeah right, because we're giving
off a very important message. Wehad a day yesterday where we had a
spike in downloads, almost double theaverage. And when that happens, I
wonder if something we did got sharedsomewhere. Did I say something stupid?

(00:48):
Are they going to use it againstme in a court of law? Were
they like, You're never gonna believethis guy. But I mean it's it's
spiked. It like double wow.And so I did you like share direct
or do something out of the NormanMaster? And then I've been really inactive
on social media because I hate it. I'm just like, well, you
know what, it's getting to thetime where Facebook is getting to be so

(01:11):
old that I the memories from tenyears ago. I'm like, oh my
god, I'm so it's so cringey. It's so cringey. Oh, I
get memories of stuff. You andI did twelve and one are these gene
shorts? Oh? Today? Therewas one where we were interviewing Justin Moore.
I forgot he's and this was probablyvery rude, but I said,

(01:37):
when he came into the RV tobe interviewed, I said, are you
lost? Are you lost? Alittle buddy? Which was probably rude,
and that's why we never get back. And I'm like, you know what,
I'm mature, and that's why wenever get second interviews with people.
Well, hi, little buddy,can I help you find your parents?
Parents lose you? I'm just it'slike, very funny. I've got six

(02:04):
kids. I'm like, I'm sowacky. You probably didn't get teased about
that ruthlessly your whole life anyway,sit down, you want to coke?
Um? No? Anyway, So, speaking of our v's, we're not
going to be here next week,are you going to do? I mean
we've prerecorded a lot, so Imean a lot. You'll hear us Scott

(02:28):
smoking mirror. No, it's notsmoking mirrors. I honesty is what we
do, and so you'll be outbecause you'll be going to Iowa. I'm
going to see Willie. I haveto see him before the end. And
this was a real I've still gotmy fingers crossed. Yeah, because my
luck will drive the ten hours andthen Willie will fall down, yeah,

(02:49):
or want to say the worse,but the worse is he will go to
heavens sooner or later. And youknow what, So I'm going, I'm
going. I got I got aWillie Nelson shirt I'm gonna wear, and
I got a matching one for Murphy. Now. The only way she'll wear
it because she says it's a weirdman. If I tell her it's Jesus,

(03:14):
just stop Scott. I know,I know religiously it's not okay,
But I'm just saying it's the onlyway I could get her to wear it.
I bought her the cutest when shewas little, Johnny Cash shirt and
then she got older and She'll say, I don't want to wear that weird
man shirt, and I'm like whatOh, And so I knew I had

(03:34):
to have a game plan going inwith this Willie shirt. And it's a
shirt where the picture of Willie isfrom like way back in the day.
He's got long hair, he lookslike Jesus. I'm going to show you
a picture of what I got andyou're gonna be like, oh, that
could passes Jesus. No, isit right? No, it's not.
But again, it's the only wayI could get her to wear this shirt.

(03:55):
Look at this, Look at that. I mean kind of Jesus,
Jesus being wear a headband. I'msorry you don't know that. Jesus did
a lot of things. But anyway, so I gotta schnicker into doing that,
you know, And she's gonna belike, I want to wear Barbie,

(04:16):
and I'm gonna be like, yeah, but this old man with a
bandana's shirt is pretty cool too.Shut up, mama, making you cool?
Where are the brats? Do youremember Brad's dolls? I would never
let Sophie play with them because I'dcall them the slutty Barbie. They were
slutty Barbie. Brats were slutty Barbie. But I know a lot of kids

(04:38):
that played slutty Barbie. And thenthere was the girls that tried to dress
like Brat's dolls. You remember thosetime in history? Yeah, one of
those that you tried to rats dollswhen I were young. It was a
Sophie thing where she'd be like,can I have a brat's doll? And
I'd be like, no, youwant me to buy hook or Barbie,
you know. And then flash forwardfifteen years and I'm like, Murphy,

(04:59):
this is Jesus. It's like Iwent from really trying, so like,
what's what's going to get us tothe day. I know the constables a
planner and he's got his spreadsheets andyour retirements all mapped out. But is
there a special account for the therapyfor your children? There should be a
light eye them on a spreadsheet.I'm curious, you know, no,

(05:23):
because they'll likely do it after eighteento figure out your own healthcare plan.
But you know it's my job justto get you off the ground. So
anyway, so we're going to Iowa. It's a long try is ten hours.
I'm having issues with this sciatic nerve. I always feel so dumbring,

(05:45):
like I'm so why why what isgoing on with me? So anyway,
I got this ziatica where you know, I stand up and I'm like I
just went out in the hallway touse the restroom and it's like when the
blood rushes to it just are likeooh and uh. I'm in the hallway
and I'm like oh, and Markstanding there. Yeah, the guy across

(06:06):
a very quiet, sneaker upper.He's like a turtle. So I'm like
leaning against the wall in the hallwayand I'm like oh, and he's like,
good morning. What was it?I'm like, you suck up on
me? What was it? Itwas it an Adam Sandler movie or wherever
that the sneaky guy. I knowwhat you're talking about. It's the guys

(06:30):
in The Big Lebowski. It's kindof where he becomes a millionaire. You
turn around, he's there, misterDeeds, mister Deed. I would have
never remembered that. You know what'sso funny is speaking of Jesus. I
remember when mister Deed's came out.It came out the same week and a
fashion of the Christ, And somy whole family went to the movies and

(06:51):
everybody went to mister Deeds. ButI really wanted to see this, so
I sat alone. See, misterDeeds are passion to the Christ. No,
could you imagine my whole family goesto pass to the Christ like there's
a new Adam Sandler film, Seeyou guys anyway on my way to Hell.
So yeah. So then the Constable'slike, well, it is a

(07:12):
long drive, so if you know, do you want to look at plane
tickets and fly there? And Ireally weigh it. I debate because I
hate going to the airport. Thereis nothing I despise more than going to
the airport, waiting in line,getting into the lineup. There's another line.
This is the security line. Takeyour shoes off, take your belt

(07:35):
off. You're walking through. Itkeeps going off, this massy punk on
the American people continue, can wego through? Take my shoes off?
Unless you have one of those specialpasses, then you don't have to,
which wouldn't wouldn't a bad guy justget one of those special passes and wear
his shoes on. Or there's clearAnd then there's a new one, a

(07:59):
new one that they're rolling out,that Scott conspiracy, Scott going it does.
Okay, put your tin hat onand let's rock. Do not give
the federal government your retina scan?Oh, per so have you ever seen
Minority Reports starring Tom Cruise? Ihave, Yeah, Do not give the
government your retinal scan? And that'swhat these are based around. That was

(08:20):
a good movie. You know.I don't want to admit that I like
some of his movies because I thinkhe's a complete freako. But I do
like the there's a new Mission Impossiblecoming out. You can't not watch those
movies. They're so fast, they'reso good, they suck you in.
I don't know, I don't.I don't like him. He's the only

(08:41):
actor that I don't care for whereI will still I still occasionally watch.
One of the best movies it needsto go down now in history is Top
Gun two Maverick. You love that. You and the Control. We're texting
about it again because America still wins. I a good guy sleeping and you
guys were having like a text youabout how I wasn't watching it because I

(09:05):
was, yeah, and there's nononsense, no nothing. We go in,
we kick ass, we win theend America America and it made people
feel good, which people needed whenthat movie came out. So anyway,
so I'm like, I would ratherdrive the ten hours, I guess.
Then then you gotta get on thetrain and then you know what's funny is

(09:28):
a few years ago in the bizthey were remember when they were gonna pick
a new person to be the trainvoice at DA Yeah, and every person
that I know that was on dnot do it, and they were in
the running, and one guy weknow got really really close. Yeah,

(09:50):
but you know what's funny, thatwas like six years ago and the voice
is the same. So I'm like, well, they've had the same mayral
along it's Michael Han changed it andthey were going to pick someone else to
do it, and it's the samedeep voice guy. The guy that's like,
I know who it is, I'vemet him. But what I'm saying

(10:11):
is nothing changed. So I kindof feel like it was a contest but
it wasn't. But it wasn't real, and I saw people putting some work
into that. Everybody else sucked.Nobody was road Well, I mean,
have you heard this guy's voices?Like it's everything. It's like the movie
Top Gun in a voice We'll stopthere segment to Scott kind of in sixty

(10:37):
seconds. Well, Hi, I'mScott James. I'd like you to know
about one hour heating and air conditioning. They're at eight five five one hour
amazing trained professional technicians. That's CoreyClinton Andy's team of techs provide the Denver
and Northern Colorado area with quality service. These guys get it right the first
time. For the price say Quota, that's their straightforward pricing guide and there

(10:58):
you win. Guarantee means your satisfactionis one hundred percent promised with one hour
heating at air conditioning. And bythe way, if you need additional home
services Benjamin Franklin Plumbing, mister SparkElectric and Dry Medic have your plumbing,
electrical and home restoration needs covered.And of course if it's HVAC stuff,
it's my friends had one hour heatingat air conditioning because they do everything from

(11:20):
the basic system repairs all the wayup to a complete system replacement. If
you need one, I mean,that's no fun here and you need that.
But I had to have one hereand about six seven years ago,
and I'm so glad that the guyshad one hour heating and air conditioning had
be covered eight five five one houror one hour heat and air dot com
slash Scott James. That's eight fivefive one hour for one hour heating at
air conditioning. Back to the twentyminute Morning Show with Scott and Satan A

(11:50):
Big ninety seven nine production. Thisis the second segment of Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute morning show. You saidyou had it, I mean, because
I've got something too. What yougo? Well know you go because the
first one I was talking about whatwe're doing next week, because I don't
want people to think that we gotfired. Anytime we take time off work,
I usually get an email from somebodyor a two primated message and they're

(12:11):
like, is everything okay? Iam so intrigued, yes, yes,
by this submarine that the rich peoplewent down in and to just go like
on a tourist expedition of the Titanic. And now they can't find the submarine.
And let me tell you this isterrible because today they say that today
is the day they officially would runout of oxygen. Here's the subhead.

(12:33):
The search for the missing Ocean Gatetitan submarine, which disappeared Sunday during a
dive to the wreckage of the Titanicand the Atlantic Ocean, is now in
its fifth day. The sub isexpected to run out of oxygen imminently,
according to estimates from the US CoastGuard. Oh my, I carried five
passengers. The report of missing onSunday. Titan will run out of breathable

(12:54):
air by Thursday morning Eastern Standard time. We're there now. The pass I've
been identified as some rich guys,five person submersible waste twenty thousand pounds,
is capable of diving thirteen thousand,one hundred twenty feet. So why would
you want to go two and aquarter miles now, well, listen,
but you're one of you have saidmany times before to me that if you

(13:16):
got a chance to go to space, you would go. Here is why.
And this is almost the point ofthis, the morbid point, the
morbid point. I am wildly claustrophobic. So the thought that if I can
see outside and there, if you'veseen pictures of this tiny little submarine,
if you'll call it that, itis like a pill. And and so

(13:37):
I I if I burn up ina crash when we come back to the
area, so be it. Ifif we run out of oxygen, so
be it. You know, Imean, I think this is a messed
up, But to die drowning,and see, that's what I'm saying.
So if I'm up in the sky, I'm not going to drown. If
I if I'm up in the sky. That's okay. Well and if they
well, you don't know. Seethey think we don't know. That's true.

(13:58):
They think that they heard some noisesbanging on it on something the other
day, and so there, andthey even said this morning, this is
still a recovery or not. It'snot a recovery mission, it's the search
and rescue. So they do believethat they are still alive, which,
oh my gosh, could you imagineif I may, you even imagine today's
the day if I may be somorbid? Carbon dioxide poisoning ain't a bad

(14:22):
way to go. You fall asleep, Wow, that's what you think.
No, you fall asleep. Imean you fall asleep when you run out
oxygen. It's you fall asleep andyou don't wake up. Not a bad
I'm acting so fascinating to gasp forair. Drowning Oh so scared? Okay,
no, thank you. Drowning orbeing in a fire drowning, Oh

(14:46):
no, drowning why are we goinghere? Fire would be awful anyway.
So not to be morbid, buta story. Scott n can't get enough.
I'm a tree bucket this morning wherehe's like, oh this out I'm
like, oh my god, sowait, did you hear? And this
part you didn't hear because it's it'sdumb, but it's of course something that

(15:07):
I'm following. It's uh so,the the guy that built this little pill
box submarine, his stepson went toa concert like a couple of days ago,
and people are like, there's arecovery mission for your family, and
he's like, my dad would havewanted me to go to this Blink one

(15:28):
eighty two concert. Madness. You'relike, what till then when they saying,
okay, the constable is missing atsea, but you have Willie tickets,
of course I'm gonna go out seeI'm not gonna go see Willie.
When my you knows there's nothing youcan do, but consternate won't go see

(15:54):
Willie. I imagine thoughts and prayers, I thought of you. When he's
saying angel flying too close to theground. Uh no, So Scott and
are fascinating. So this son,this stepson goes to a Blink one ad
two posts these photos and people arelike, erg, this is weird.

(16:14):
And so then he's like, mydad would have wanted me to go.
So then he tries to use thisnew cloud that he has because his dad's
stuck in his submarine, which ishorrible, and he goes and tries to
hook up with this only Fans model. Oh my god, no, this
story is so nuts Ouside this morning, I'm like, what about the sun,
And you're like what, and I'mlike, oh, I gotta bring

(16:37):
up to day on this trash.And so he's like trying to hook up
with this only Fans model. He'slike, I'm really sad my dad's free,
and she's like gross. So thenshe posts everything and it's like this
guy's a pig, and he's like, well, my dad would want you
know, that's only gonna last solong. My dad would want this for

(17:02):
me. So I'm like, we'reso messed up. So it's just weird
because there's the side story that's disgustingand I'm like following it. I'm like,
this guy's so crazy, such apig, Such a pig. And
but these are billionaires, you know, not that billionaires are all pigs,
but I'm just saying, this isa totally rich way to die. You're

(17:23):
not you know, there are peoplewho are going to die in a mobile
home tornado, and there are peoplewho are going to die on a ship
that they built with their millions ofdollars. And then there's people in the
middle like us. You ever metany billionaires? Never two? I've met
one millionaire. Well, I've meta couple of millionaires. These days,
it's not shocking to meet a millionaire. You're gonna have that to retire.

(17:47):
Sat Remember like on Austin Powers whenit was like a million dollars. It's
like, Okay, I know twobillionaires. One an incredibly nice, helpful
guy, will we'll do anything foryou? And the other one absolute tool?
No way? Well, how didTool get his money? You make

(18:08):
the money or did he get itfrom I'd rather not say because it would
identify the billionaires that I know.Okay, I don't want you to identify.
I'm not saying jobs. I'm justsaying, do you know any billionaires
that work? Or was so themoney was not family money? Um?
Kind of yes? Okay, Wellthen you're right Tool, that's pretty tool.
Well it was money, because nowyou're backtracking. If you if you

(18:34):
call somebody a tool, you gottastick with it. No, Well,
one is, undoubtedly, but Imean is it money they got It's it's
because of something they found on theirground. Basically, I know where I'm
going now, Okay, yeah,the old black Goal, Texas tuh So.

(18:56):
Yeah, this submarine thing is sosad and it's like I'm following along
and it's so morbid because it's liketoday they will officially run out of oxygen
and I'm like, oh my gosh, this is a nightmare. What a
nightmare. You're in a tiny blackbox at the bottom of the ocean and

(19:17):
you're like, oh, and youthink of the ocean to find one of
those missing pills. It's like throwinga pebble into the ocean. Now find
it. Well, they thought they, like I said, they thought they
heard something the other day and Iwas like, this is good, and
then uh, they can't find it. Are we ending on that note with
the stupid means explaining right now asa matter of fact, over these that's

(19:38):
kind of in poor tastes like we'veever worried about. Yeah, I know.
Thanks for listening Scott and Sadie's twentyMinute Morning Show. Thanks for listening
to Scott and Sadie's twenty minute MorningShow. Leave your comments and interact with
Scott and Sadie now visit Big ninetyseven nine dot com or find him on
Facebook dot com Scotten Sadie or atScott and Sadie on Instagram and Twitter
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

The Breakfast Club
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Decisions, Decisions

Decisions, Decisions

Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.