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This is a big nineties of Anine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
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We're here though, And there's overfive hundred episodes, so if you're
new, start from episode one wemake. I mean, there are probably
thousands of cringey things in their soI'm so nervous about the cringe worthy things

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that are out there right now.I just they're gonna use that against me.
I just know they are. Now, Okay, what I was just
reading this. Ah, there areso many things in my life that I
feel like I'm I'm happy about,and then there are parts of my life
where I'm like, regret, that'slight, and that's light. But on

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my regret list was I passed upthe chance to go and see Morey The
Morey Show, And I know thatdoesn't even land on your radar. Not
so he retired. My mom,we actually called to get tickets. We're
going to fly out to Pennsylvania andwe were going to see the more Show.

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Well, now he's retired. Wenever ended up going. I'm so
bummed about that, but I did. I was reading this morning and this
is brilliant Morey, You're brilliant.He's releasing his own brand of paternity tests.
It's like the Morey POVIDH paternity testsyou could buy and you could at

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home see if he's the baby's daddy. The stick needs to come with an
activated voice chip that says, withmore sand, you're not the baby daddy.
Oh that way, as the womanruns and falls down and rolls around
on the ground screaming it cannot.I love that show. Let me just

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paint you a picture, Scott,because I know, I know. If
I asked you, have you everwatched an entire episode of Maury for me?
No? So you don't get howmagical it is. So they bring
a woman out and it's all walksof trashlfe, you know what I mean.

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Like it's not just one race orone it's just all amazing garbage across
America. But I love it.I love it. I love it because
they come and these women and theyare like, Maury, I have never
slept with anyone else but this man. And Maury's like, you've never okay.

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So then they interview the man likein the in the alley behind the
and the man's like, I didn'thave a baby with her, she's crazy.
She had sex with her neighbor.The baby looks just like him.
And then somehow they always get thedude's mom to jump in. She's like,

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my son didn't get her pregnant.She a ho and everyone knows it.
And I'm at my house and I'mwatching this like so, then what
happens is she swears. Then theybring the woman's on the stage. They

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bring the guy and the mom out, and this is rumble. It's rumble
in time where they're getting in theface and more. Always stays so cool
and respectful, you know what Imean. Like I would start laughing and
be like, oh my gosh,Maury's always so kind. Okay, So
what happens then is the mom yellsat the girl, my son didn't get

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you pregnant, and then the girlsays, yes he did. He was
the only man I was with.And then Morey reads the results. Yes,
the results are in. That's whathe says. There's actually even like
a little designed like graphic that goesup and you're like, oh and U.
And then they show a clip ofwhat had the results and Howard he's

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like who their reaction. Then theygo to a commercial about how you can
get car insurance from a cartoon generaland you have a cash settlement. You
need it now, it's j GWentworth eight seven seven cash. I am
such a loser. And then theI'm sure the Digital and Medical Assistant College

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you will be in there computer anyway, and so um so then they come
back and then then you get theresults and he's like, in the case
of little six month old blah blahblah, Steven, you are not the

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father. And he reads it whereyou like he really like, yeah,
what what do you say? AndMarie, he's just dead faced. He
should have been a professional poker player. Uh. And then My favorite is
when he is not the father andI just spent twenty minutes watching you say,
Marie, I have not had sexwith any other men, and I

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have always been with this man.And then what happens is he says you
are not the father. The momand the son they're vindicated. So the
dad is like doing it well not. The dad is like doing a dance
on the stage, and the mom'slike, I don't you anyway. Then
the lady gets up and runs inthe back. They always they must have

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like a runway where these women canrun through, because it shows them backstage
and they're running and they're they're leaningagainst the wall and they're screaming. They're
screaming, Maury, this can't be. I haven't been with anybody else.
And then Morey is brilliant and hekneels down and he goes, we will
help you find the father of yourbaby. And she goes, I guess

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there's another man. No, Iremember. It's like he has a formula
to get them to cop to thefact. So anyway, one of the
scott thank you for sitting through thiswith me. It's a passion. One
of my favorite things is when theyhave they will have the same women on

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multiple times, not for multiple children, but because it's the same rigamarow of
Moury. I've only slept with thisman. And then I saw a woman
once go on fifteen times. Shewent on the more Show fifteen dudes never
found the dad. I am like, that is so bad. What makes

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you want to put your life likethat out there? If you know it's
going to be that messy, LikeI don't think they got paid to be
on the Morey Show. And I'massuming because they were recording out of Pennsylvania.
You're not staying at the four seasons, you know, so you probably
aren't going to get a good vacation. Like what is the drive of people

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going on? Is it the freepaternity test because you can just get a
paternity test order one? Well,now you can get more brand the most
trusted. I gotta tell you,if there were any question about where my
children I'm from, I would onlytrust the Maury Brain. I love that
show. I'm so sad I didn'tgo another opportunity where I was like,

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well, oh we're gonna do this, and then we got to get a
flight, and then I then Idon't do it, and then the time
goes by. What if you okay, we can go to the Maury Show
on this day, and we've gottickets for this day. And that was
not a baby Daddy show day.Now five percent of what Morey does his

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gold is baby Daddy that is becausethen he every now and then they'll throw
in like um troubled kids and they'llhave an army sergeant come in and scream
at the kids, like in theirface, because these kids are horrible.
And then he will also do oneI've seen where it's biggest fears and people

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are afraid of like jars filled withfarts. It's the dumbest stuff birds,
or they're afraid of mushrooms or thereit's the dumbest thing. And then they
come out and he's like, what'swrong, Susan, And she's like,
I'm so scared of mushrooms and he'slike why, and she's like, I

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don't know, I always have been. And then you know what that bastard
Mori does. He has someone bringout some mushrooms and the woman goes,
she runs off the stage. Oh, a career, A career. The
Walter Cronkite of my life is moreI believe him. He speaks the truth.

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He's got science on his side anyway. So I just saw that this
morning, and I'm like, youmarketing genius, you're at it again.
I wonder we can't keep more outof the game. Wonder what they paid
him for that, I don't think. I don't know. You know who
he's married to, Connie Chung,who I always thought very I mean she's

(10:01):
interviewed President, very very credible journalisticcareer. Yes, and then you got
Morey. Now, when Morey started, I think it was meant to be
more of like a Phil Donna Huetype news hearted show. And then they
probably had a baby Daddy episode.Rabies went through the room and they're like,
yeah, we're probably just gonna focuson baby daddy finding. And it

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is great. It's great because sometimes, you know, I shouldn't say it's
all the same, because sometimes awoman will go on and she'll be like,
I hope he's the dad, butwe got in the fight, not
went and slept with another man.And the man's next or he's crying because
she betrayed him as this my baby. And then they do a video recording.

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He's in the alley and He's like, I don't even care, yeah,
smoking a sig. I don't evencare what the paternity test says.
That's my baby. Those are alwaysso sweet to see, you know.
And then you feel bad when Morey'slike, you know, and the baby
belongs to or no, they thebaby is you are not the father,

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and then you feel sad when they'resad, like the dad will get up
and run around and cry and belike that's my boy. And you see
the baby and I'm like, whatthat baby is Asian? You, sir,
are not you know what I mean. It's just like dot put the
dots together. That's what Maury's allabout. So you know, and the

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question is what can you talk aboutfor eleven minutes NonStop? Honey? I
could keep going and you get mymom in the mix, and it is
like an entire eight hours where wewill be like, what about that episode?
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twenty minute Morning Show with insating abig ninety seven nine production. I don't
have I don't know, like amuscle cramps up right beneath my pinky.
Scott's asking me what this what isthis disease where you're in And before he
even finishes, I'm like carpal tunnelrheumatoid arthritis. He's like, no,

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but they advertise a medication that youfor a syndrome you didn't know you had,
or even existed for that matter.But they sit on the beach while
they tell you, yes, you'llget over those headaches, but you'll never
have a boner again. Is thatthe break that that that's is that during
a break in Maury, do theyadvertise the medication? No? But if
you watch forensic files, yeah,that's all about those pills that you take.

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And I love it. They're readingall the side effects that are horrific
and the dudes eating at a barbecueand hugging a baby and I'm just like,
oh, do you remember when theyfound out years ago that potato chips
possibly would give you a leakish Scott? You didn't forget. I prefer a

(14:09):
bad, damn fine chip for meto go well. I remember he did
talk on the air about are wegonna stop eating potato chips? And I
don't know a word, like adecade later and I'm still eating potato chips.
All right, that didn't scare meoff. The Titan submersible imploded and
there were no survivors, sad endingto somehow, it's one of those stories

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that everybody got a hold of.You know, why why was everybody so
enthralled with this? Why was theresuch angry? Are you kidding? They
turned it into I mean, yeah, there was a rich guy and and
yes they're dead, and it's likesome people are dancing on the guy's grave.
But it infuriates me just because he'srich, saying doesn't mean he's bad.
Well, but a lot of peopleare saying this guy didn't follow any
protocol. I mean, he justhe just took these people. I feel

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bad for the people that went.I'm seeing also people say, well,
they paid a quarter of a millimillion dollars per person to be on this
and so you know they're rich,and so maybe spend your money on it.
And Scott's right, it's not aboutthe who has all the money.
And can I give you an updateon the step son? Because it is

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so good, Lacy, you go, it turned into a soap opera.
It's tragic and it turned into asoap opera. If you missed yesterday's twenty
minute morning show, you might wantto pause and then listen to that one
first, because Scott, you know, we were talking about how weird this
whole story is, but I said, what about the step son? And
Scott's like, what do you mean? So to quickly give you a refresher

(15:37):
course, the stepson, his dadgoes missing in the ocean. He goes
to a Blink one eighty two concert, and then he's caught trying to like
reach out to this only fans modeland be like, my dad's in a
submarine in the ocean. They can'tfind him. Can we hook up together?

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And she's like, oh no.Well. Then the latest news that
I read this morning was that oneof the members of Blink one eighty two,
the band I've got the actual factshere. When you're hold on,
you do your story, I'll domine. One of the people in the
band Blink what eighty two sent hima message saying, praying for your family.

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Very sweet, then get the Stepson'sresponse was golden. He wrote,
thank you so much. I willbe at your show on the eighteenth.
It was it's this is the weirdeststory in the world. That What makes

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me happy is that they didn't.You know, yesterday we all got the
alert that there was no more oxygen. Oh, this would be the time
they'd run out of oxygen. Well, then we found out that it was
a pretty immediate explosion. I mean, it exploded because of the pressure.
There's your story. Oh okay.Here. Yesterday, the Coastguard confirmed that

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a debris field was discovered on theseafloor about sixteen hundred feet from the Titanics
bow. They identified the titans tailconeand several other parts. Coastguard says the
debris shows that a catastrophic implosion ofthe vessel likely caused by a pressure failure.
Basically, they were crushed to death. Well yeah, from pressure,

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but apparently it probably happened so fastthat they didn't even know. So that
makes me feel better because I waspicturing them all sitting around knowing the ends
anear, we're running out of oxygen. I think facing your own mortality would
be horrifyingly scary. It's unclear whenit happened, but officials believe it occurred
way back on Sunday, when contactwith the Titan was originally lost. Yeah,

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they think it happened right away.There's also this the US Navy previously
reviewed their acoustic data and detected ananomaly consistent with an implosion or explosion in
the area of the Titan at thetime communications were lost on Sunday. They
shared that information with the Coast Guard, but it wasn't definitive enough to catch
off. I called off the search. They say, yeah, they say

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they heard an explosion, but theywere like, I'm not sure if that's
what it was, but it iswhat it was. And that makes me
so sad that, you know.And also today coming out about this story
is one of the two of thepassengers were father and son. The son
was nineteen and I was reading thismorning. His aunt came out and said

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he didn't want to do this.He was scared, but his father said,
this is what I want for Father'sDay. I want you to go
with me on this voyage to seethe Titanic. And the son was scared.
He did not want to go,and then finally he did because you
know, the dad wanted him to. Ah. Wow, I'm not sure

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why they have brought Titanic director JamesCameron into this. I know I saw
that too. I'm like, nowwe're reaching Yeah. I did an interview
where he talked about how he's beendown to the Titanic Titanic many times and
he designed his own subs even todo ocean dives. Said the safety record
for the industry is the gold standard, but this company skirted the guidelines despite
warnings. They said. Apparently someonewas telling me this yesterday. The apparently

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this was built to go thirteen thousandfeet and they were hoping to go twenty
seven. And I find that tobe a huge overshot if and I got
to also wonder did the was theguy open about the fact that, well,
this guy will only go down thirteenthousand people, we're going to push
it to twenty seven, Because Ithink that that would make a decision for

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me. I'd be like mmmmmmmmmmm notdoing that. That's a sad ending.
But I think it was the endingwe all expected, right. I did
hold out hope there'd be like aDisney movie one day, you know,
where Hurrah we found them and whatharrowing story and they had to eat Steve.

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But they're all okay, if youwanted to eat Steve Story and eat
Steve Ding. You know I did, and Steve would be the owner of
the company. Thank goodness, we'redone. Oh, we're done. Yes,
Hey, have a nice trip toIowa. Hey, thank you,
and don't forget we will be herein ten nixt show is on the fifth

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Jove. Yeah, you know,hopefully end of the month between now and
then. All right, Thanks forlistening Scott and Sadie's twenty minute Morning Show.
Thanks for listening to Scott and Sadie'stwenty minute Morning Show. Leave your
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