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This is a big nineties of annine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute morning show. All right, let's go. Welcome to Scott and
sad He's twenty minute morning show content. We haven't produced him like ten days
we've been I've been a traveling fool, meaning I drove to Iowa. Well,
I didn't drive at all. Theconstable did all the driving. Do
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you feel on a long drive thatyou should take turns? Because I now,
is this a man? But cheesemomakes me misogynist, pig kind of
the thing. But Julie wafford todrive, now, honey eye, I
will tell you that he does thedriving, and I don't mind at all.
I just like to relax and watchout the window. But I do
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think it's a dude thing to me. I think he views it the same
as like if someone drove by andI was out mowing the lawn, that
would embarrass him, Like he wouldbe like, oh, and not that
you can't, not that I can't. But he just fully capable of mowing
the lawn. But there's because theother guys are judging you. Well,
why is j well if so,if he sees a lady mowing the lawn.
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He'll go, oh jeez, whyis she out there? That's terrible.
He like feels so bad. There'slike some people like mowing the yard.
There's a difference between misogynist and traditional. Yeah, I would imagine the
constant traditional guys that you know thelaw. He is the guy the guy
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does in a way where every nightis like, what's for dinner? Traditional,
and I'm like, hell if Iknowsgynist, it's your own dinner.
Know how I tell my children,I'm not cooking, as I say,
it's all a cart night, andthat means, you know, but I
try to like spice it up bysaying, all a cart night. Make
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it a little sexy. Interesting that'sever heard to it? Our house as
left overnight. You just left overnightgrounge out of the fridge. You know,
there's boxes and leftovers tonight, forsure. Because the Constable smoked an
entire pig, it seemed like anapple in the mouth, the whole nine.
No, but he smoked a porkpork shoulder. But you know,
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you know, I don't know.I did eat it. It was delicious,
but it made me laugh because Iwas telling something I wasn't gonna talk
about this, but I think Iwill. It's gonna say you flagged me
off. I don't want to talkabout this, but it makes me laugh
because this is a man thing.Because I was actually talking to another lady
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in our neighborhood and we were talkingabout how guys, when it comes to
smoking meat, it is a thing. If you are in it, you
are in it. I will walkin and Ryan will be watching a ted
talk about how to smoke meat.You know, like he just gets on
the zone, but he puts themeat on and then he has to lift
it up and squirt it with applecider vinegar, and the heat must remain
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constant so it can be open toolong ago. If you try to interact
with him during meat cooking process,forget about it because he's in his mind
figuring what he needs to put onthis, and he's so like flustered.
You would think he had like amillion things going on, but it's just
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he's so hyper focused on smoking.It's been a while since I've smoked a
shoulder or a butt. But that'sa four to a six hour problem.
He got it at five on thefourth of July. He got it at
five A and U and put themeat on and it was delicious. But
let me tell you, it's likea man cooking like a pork rib or
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something. Yeah, is the equivalentof a woman giving birth. Because he
comes in, he's sweating. Ah, he's care him in like the he's
wrapped him in foil like babies.Then he's like, they have to sit,
they have to sit. After that, well, going to think,
what is the terminology it has?Kid has to sit? Now rest,
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get it right? And you haveto pat it on the back. Yes,
the rest, little fellow. We'reso dumb. I bet you missed
us. Hi. Everybody really knowanyway? So you know what else I
did? Excuse me? I wentand saw Willie Nelson Scott. I can't
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believe it's been I feel like it'sbeen forever since we've been here. He
lived. Ah. That was Scat'sjoke was I shouldn't even told you what
we were doing, but because ScottI got the tickets and I was so
excited. And then Scott's like,he may not make it that long,
and I'm like, hey, thatis such a horrible thing to say,
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and be he will make it now. He did make and we had surprisingly
like kick ass seats. I'm notrolling the dice when it comes to people
like this Willie Nelson. When wewent and saw Berry GiB laugh if you
will at the BGS, I'm like, we are going to pay. We're
actually going in October to see thatyou know that new sphere in Las Vegas.
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No, I don't let me explainit to you. Ye shape,
it's a circle, but it's it'smade out of screens. Super cool.
But we're going to see you two. They're on opening night because the constable
is a huge you two fan.So it makes me laugh because Scott and
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I go to a lot of concerts, but we never stay for the whole
thing. Those I always stay forit. Willie, can I tell you
something funny? So I did cry, but not annoying cry. I'm not
one of those annoying criers who triedto get attention. I silently cry tears.
And when he sang you were alwayson my mind. It was so
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beautiful. His voice was so sogood. And I had heard that he
no longer played guitar because he's ninety. You know that man can play the
Spanish guitar. He was playing itagain describing me again. It's the plucking
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of a guitaring. No, no, no, that's really not that's anyway
uh so beautiful. But you knowwhat, didn't sing Poncho and Lefty.
Well, he's gotta have the otherand he's got to have the others there,
he's gonna have that one's with Merle, right, so'd have everyone's dead,
everybody's dead. Didn't sing Highwaymen butagain dead. Well, Chris Krostofon's
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not dead. He's still kicking,but he has Alzheimer's. I think.
Okay, so he had to wayto go, Scott way to be a
jerk today. I held back onthe joke. I saw that look in
your face and then you're like,Hi, I gotta back out that one.
But I would have loved it.Highway Wet is one of my favorite
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songs. We've talked about this beforein years past on the radio. It
makes me laugh when I listened toit because I just imagined in my head,
if you ever listened to the songHighwaymen, it's Willie, it's Merle,
it's Johnny Cash, it's Chris Christofferson, and they all sing about how
they died. You know, Butduring this time in the history, I
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was a highwayman and I was aswordsman. That was Willie Nelson, and
then Chris Christopherson he was on thesail boat, right, he was on
the boat sailor, and one ofthem was building a damn in Colorado and
fell into the wet concrete below.And that's actually the song. And then
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I laugh every time time because JohnnyCash comes on and he is a spaceman
in the space future, and itmakes me laugh, like did they all
say, hey, guys, eachof us are going to write apart?
And so Chris Christoffers comes back,He's like, I'll be on a boat.
I'm a fisherman on a boat.Pretty red collar or blue collar redneck,
right, yes, And then yougot this is all you right now?
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Do you not find that awesome?Because I bet they all sat down
and they're like, all right,guys, let's player parts. Willie Nelson,
he's a swords when he robs people, that's pretty cool. You got
the sailor, the damn builder.And then Johnny Cash just busts out I'm
on a starship and the song endswith him just repeating again and again and
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again because he never dies. Yes, I don't know. That song makes
me laugh so hard. But hedidn't sing that song obviously, but he
was there with his son. Nowget this, if you put this kind
of middle horsepower into analyzing other thingslike why you might solve cancer, I
mean, I'm not interested in that. You spend more time analyzing the highwayman
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than most people on the planets.Probably just like it's a song that they
all got set and they recorded everythingseparately. In my mind, they're all
sitting together and they're like, let'swrite this song. It's probably not true,
all right, his son bhu son, Well, so Willie Nelson,
one of his kids he's got tohave, Like I think he has like
eight kids good for him that weknow of, but he had his son.
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They're playing guitar. His son's amazing, thirty three years old. Do
the math on that one. Youdo the math. You're better at math
ninety minus thirty three, thirty three, sixty fifty seven, fifty sixty fifty
seven. Could you that would bethat would meet around this time right now,
you'd have a baby. What wouldyou do? I wouldn't. I
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wouldn't, My mom, this isa horrible thing to say. My mom
would always say, I remember thisgrowing up because there were four of us.
We were poor. She said,if I ever got pregnant again,
I'd shoot myself and then my dadwould always been chime in from no,
no, no, my dad wouldchime in, whether it was next to
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her or from another room, I'dload the gun. And that was like
their joke as we were growing up, how much they valued it was kind
of like, wow, I madethe cut before they just gave it all
up anyway, But yeah, theywere there too. It was great.
I'm gonna tell you it was mywife and I. You were mentioned here.
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I don't know, several rambling minutesback that okay, that we don't
often see entire shows. Yeah,my my wife and I were kindly given
tickets to go see sam Hunt becausewe normally we don't get the tickets.
We'll go up, we'll introduce youracts there, and I find with that,
I don't think I am owed anything. And we were talking about how
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geez, we wouldn't mind seeing samHunt. So somebody kindly got his tickets.
Enough into sam Hunt we go andwe went into the little box there
and we sat down and we watchedI don't know, half a dozen,
maybe eight songs, about a halfan hour's worth. Sam's good, like
that song, like that song.I look at her, she looks at
me. She's you're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. And we start walking
out and somebody kind of grabs meand says, Scott, you really don't
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stay for the entire show. Youdidn't know who this was, and they
just heard us bitching about this.I laughed. I said, no,
I don't, And okay, we'llhave a good night, have fun.
And we laughed. And my wife'slike, who's that. Well, I
don't know. I don't. Ihate it. I hate leaving my house.
Let's go beat the trap. Iwill say. Sam Hunt was a
tree gentleman, wasn't. He wasa wonderfully kind and he was funny,
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and he was wonderful Dustin Lynch charming. The girls were swooning. He was
very kind, better looking Dustin Lynch, Sam Hunt. Sam Hunt's kind of
more Mnch's teeth. I looked athim. I did look at them a
lot. I asked some dinner workwhen he was talking. They're they're just
interesting teeth because they're like so perfectlyperfect. It's weird think but they're big,
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they're big teeth, but in agood way anyway. I don't know
you swooned more when they came out, because no one swooned for us.
But I think it was Sam Huntbecause Sam Hunt has this expectation. He's
tall, dude. He was tallerthan me six five six six maybe and
uh and kind of a burly guy. My one of my questions that I
submitted for our interview for him wasyour six How big is? He said,
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I think it's probably around six sixsix six seven. I recently found
out Billy Joel is five foot four, and so that blows my mind.
So that was what my question was. Ninety percent of artists that you see
when you get near them, they'retiny, They're little. You could lift
them up, carry them around.I just so when you see somebody who's
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as tall as Sam Hunt, itis like, wow, that's pretty rare.
Usually artists. I mean, WillieNelson looked like a muppet, you
know, like on the Muppets orSesame Street, when like almost sitting on
a brick wall or something and hislegs are just that was Willie. He
was wearing these boots and they lookedway big and they were over his jeans.
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You know, he didn't care.He didn't care. Oh but he
was so good on my forehead,You bet your ass there is no he
didn't. But his Wait, didhe have a bandana? Yes, it's
a very Willie Nelson thing to haveon a BANDI and he had the braids
too. I don't know, isthat just an awe? Well, I
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guess I've never seen Willie Nelson withoutbraids. It's not like he lets his
hair go. Have you never googledlike old school Willie Nelson? What he
did? How do you do tocowboy hat stuff? And you know what
I mean? He looked They triedto dress him up in a certain way
back in the day. Well inthe fifties he was like a clean cut,
like good guy. And then hewas and then he met Johnny Cash,
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who's a star flyer, and hewas like, let's get some drunken
going. I have to tell you, though, Willie Nelson, to me,
proves you can live a hard lifeand live a long time, you
know what I mean. Like Ikind of have this theory with rock stars
and musicians where you're either going todie incredibly young or you're gonna live way
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long and that it's just never mind, you're not even looking. You're so
bored right now, God, thenyou go, because I feel as though
that's interesting. It's on my mind. I love this by God country.
I'm a by God America guy.I love him. I love the fourth
of July right up there with Christmasis one of my favorite holidays. I'm
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all about it. I'm starting toget annoyed by the fireworks. Really well,
they did wake me up. Andhere's the thing. I mean,
our neighborhood pioneer rich John Sound,Colorado, was like, is this wyoming?
Is this? I mean, everybodyeverywhere a pop bang bang, bang
bang. I mean it was,and it constant and loud. And the
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reason I'm a little I don'll edgeon it because this little dog, I
got, this little bell of dogscared out of her mind. Really just
and and I I was putting onmy shoes. My wife WOUDI. I
say, I'm gonna go yell athim. I almost was that guy.
And she says, just no,really, you were gonna go yell.
I just these are illegal and Ijust I almost became like a fireworks,
Karen, and you did. Iwonder how many like nine one one calls
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where it's like Ton and Mary childrensetting off and then the cops have to
go out and I just let it, let it go. Normally, you
do you kind of guy. I'mnormally just all right, live and live.
But for some reason, it wasthey were just they were constant,
and that poor dog, I thoughtshe was just shivering. She was just
sitting there shivering. Well, youknow what, uh, what annoys me
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is when it's like three four daysafter and it's like eleven boo, and
you think, what what you know? Kids at summer break so they can
sleep till noon and light off fireworks. But it woke It did wake me
up last night. So one ofthem must have gotten going in the end,
as I had heard that it wascanceled. And I think most of
the larger displays it must by abideby safety work rules and regulations and the
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wind can't be over a certain amountor they can't do them. They the
wind was blown twenty miles an hourlast night. These guys around my name,
they got their hinekens drinking all day. Let's come on, kids,
let's set off some fireworks. Andso I look, I still I just
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in my right mind. I thinkyou do you go do fireworks. I
normally don't mind, but I've notannoyed you. Just that little dog.
How much more time do we have? About four minutes? Three minutes?
Not enough time for what? Wellwe kind of dove into it and then
we jumped back out of it.About the uh, the greely stampede.
O you she's chomping a debate tocall out a douchebag. Well, listen,
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I'm not going to call anyone outmy name. Yeah, we said
not my name, but all right, process of elimination. You know what,
what You're gonna get us in trouble, and I just want to talk
about Everyone was wonderful except for onedude, one artist, total turd Ferguson.
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We did this was the weirdest,funniest thing. I laughed forever.
We did these wonderful little VIP partiesand it was just it was just a
little It wasn't even a stage.It was just a couple of speakers set
up and there was a little andwe'd go talk man the microphones and twenty
twenty five listeners would would come inand it was really intimate and it was
really cool. Very cool and everybody, everybody you know, Sam Hunt,
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Desclanteley, Bryce, George Burge allawesome about it. But there was this
one There was this one artist wherehe had us literally they had these stanchions
that they were using to funnel thelines in this little bar and they he
had us drag those stanchions to separatehim from our twenty five person VIP.
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And it was very also like tensebecause it was like, um, you
had we had we had to havethese preapproved questions that they wrote, which
didn't sound like us at all.It's like, gosh, golly, you're
doing so great on the charts,how does it feel to be a winner?
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I'm like, I don't sound likethis is what I talk. So
I was really conflicted with that becauseI'm like, I don't even know how
to deliver this line. But allthe cell phones. No one was allowed
to have a cell phone. I'mallowed to take a picture of this superstar
big aunt Scott. Sorry, you'regonna get us in trouble, but we
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won't name who it is. Butagain, process of elimination, Lee Bryce
awesome, so sweet, Dustin Lynch, Sam Hunt, he kind of shocked
me because I thought he would bea diva, but he was very not
diva at all. So anyway,yeah, so we're like, it's kind
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of like tense because it's like,don't look him in the eye. And
like an entourage of like twelve peoplepull up. I'm like, calm down,
everybody, calm down. And thenthese big beefy dudes come and they
get one of those metal partitions youknow to keep stand I mean yeah,
and they drag it in front,which people are so close it's tables.
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We're standing there. I'm like,if you're gonna do something to this person,
you think that's not gonna stop it. But it was so funny because
it was very like the president iscoming, The President is coming, he's
here. Hanybody put your phone down. Nobody you have a phone. I
mean, it was just the wholeand then it was so awkward. And
then he like did not know howto just roll with stuff. The other
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ones they rolled with us. Theywere laughing, we were laughing, they
were telling us jokes, they wereinteracting with people that came in a wonderful
way. Pictures, yes, ofcourse, I'll take pictures with you.
They were all except for this onedude. It was like, don't ask,
don't even ask him for a picture, because no, let's wrap up
before we get too much trouble andjust say that I didn't say d bad
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for the I did. For therecord, one year from now, this
person will not even be a whispin or our memory will be set in
trouble will be so done. That'syour prediction. I just think you have
to treat oh well in this business, Like the biggest stars are the nicest
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stars. Garth Brooks phenomenal to us, phenomenal. But then you don't you
do get some out there where you'relike, surprisingly you suck. But I
will say I was not surprised thisfella sucks because we've worked with this fella
before and the suckery has been therefor years. Thanks for listening. It's
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