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Uh. We were driving home yesterdaybecause over the weekend we celebrated Murphy's birthday,
her sixth birthday. And we're drivingin the card we're talking and then
we Ryan turns on what is maybethe best channel in the world. And
I'll say it, even though Iwork at a radio station, yacht Rock.
Do you ever listen to yacht rock? Oh? It's so good,
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So we're listening to yacht rock.Everything's great. It's like Holly Notes,
it's like Journey. Michael McDonald isthe king of yacht rock. He runs
that town. And so we're listeningto it. You know what came on?
What God doing? Penia Coloda song? I told you that national anthem?
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Hey not rock national anthem? Andso the Constable brought to my attention
the fact that when I hear thatsong, I begin raging from like the
first part to the end the wholesong. I don't even think he's ever
heard the words to the song.Listen to this. They're cheating on each
other and then they figure it outand they're like, oh my god,
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we are so wacky. And what'seven creepier is like this song so dates
itself because they're cheating through the newspaper. So you're saying this. They walked
into the newspaper and paid for anad to be like, if you like
Penia Cloud should say if you likecheating on your spouse. And then they
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they're like, it's like a pivotalmoment. It sounds like in their relationship.
See, I get to rage itabout this enough, Okay, we
get it. You don't like thesong. Now, what's interesting about that
is the personal ads back in theday, say you never knew the personal
ads. I did know the Yesfor a small time, I did know
that. Yes, Okay, nowI was because you're talking about yacht rock.
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I'm talking about something that I'm hookedon right now. Because you know,
we had the fourth of July andwe have Johnstown Barbecue Days, and
this last weekend we had eaten Days, and then we have we have Lacelle
Days, and then it's the parade. It's parade season. It is yeah,
and everybody has a parade playlist.M hm. I bet you can
guess the songs that are on myparade playlist. Wait, did you make
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this or is it a station orwhat this is? I made it,
made it, but we're laughing.I was comparing notes with a lady here
from the radio station who put togethertheir playlist, and it's all the same
songs. There's a parade playlist.Is one of them celebrate good times?
Come on? Oh? Is itall country? Can? I ask?
It's not all country's antry? Butyou gotta have this staple. You have
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only the right parades. Okay fromBrooks and Nunne. Okay, now let
me see you're gonna be actually puttingefforts into the show. Song this is
on everybody experienced this? You think? So? I don't think this is
a song? No black man?Oh yeah, no, you know what.
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I couldn't really I didn't realize whatit was at first year. Right,
No, but I still don't thinkthis is enough oom for a parade
on everybody's parade playlist? Everybody,what is this? Thinking? In America?
By James Brown. Come on,now, I literally have never been
to a parade. I think wecan agree. I've also been to a
lot. I've never heard this oneverybody's prede playlist. Okay, I've never
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heard this on a parade list.Sure, I know you ken't playing it.
Well, I gotta look up theKnicks one. There. I do
know the song. I build asong, but I'm just saying I don't
think it's prade. Everybody's breade playlistand then they're American Saturday Night by bread
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Paston. Yeah, I think I'veheard this on the grade. Okay,
Knicks one Everybody's Prayed With playlist.Oh, I've heard this so many times.
Party in the USA by Miley cyrus. Yeah. Yeah, And you
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know what's sad is we're laughing andwe're like, uh. But when she
started sin I started, it's aamazing. When you got that going,
you look out off the float andthe little kids are bothering, you know,
and then all day you're in yourcar and you're like, whoa.
And you know what. On somestations they had they she had to sing
it, like a different station,like our sister station, kiss she sings
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something. I'm like, how manyof these did she have to do?
Oh? It's just one line.Everybody's parade playlist is this? R O.
C. King in the USA?John Cougar Mellican gets two spots on
my parade playlist playlist. I'm fair, No, it's just so paradis.
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Oh this is a good song.Yeah, this is a good bread song.
All right, let me fine.This is on everybody's breade playlist.
Oh happy if you have children?Odds are they've sang this song until you
were blue in the face? Allright, speaking of kids on everybody's brain
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playlist, I hate this song.Justin Timberlake, Come on, is on
everybody. Hey, do you knowwhat? You know what? Here's a
shocking bombastic thing to say. I'lltake the Pina Colada song over this song.
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Will You're kidding? No? Ihate this song so much it brings
me no joy. I don't youknow what I don't like justin Timberlake.
I just don't. I think he'sthere's just something about him. I don't
know what are you gonna do?I know we work with someone here who
is like obsessed, like wants tomarry just Diifferlake. What are you still
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looking for your song? I'm tryingto turn the song no I love you
here? Um, some of theseare so cheesy. We don't have him
in our library, and well I'mnot chucked. This one isn't there because
it's like everybody, Oh, everybody'scall me maybe by Carlae. Now wait,
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pause it for a second. Pauseyour list, because I want to
say, this is not a worldthat maybe you would know because Jack is
so much older. But there's somethingfrom the depths of Hell called kids Bop
and it's like these craptastical songs,but they're sung by kids, so just
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makes it worse. It's just Idon't know why. It's like nails on
a chalkboard and Murphy is like obsessedwith kids bop and they have kids bop
concerts. I'm never doing that wherethey come to town and they sing and
dance and they sing the hits.Oh, I hate kids bop. Everybody's
breed like this is definitely yacht rockmaterial too, other than the one that
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I have on mine is the onethat Justin Timberlake did with Anna Kendrick no
I for the Trolls movie. Noplease don't do that. Is this this
a written a right? Yeah?This is yacht rob all right here everybody's
parade playlist. I'm just playing myparade playlist. It's true. They're right,
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you are so dialed in. Idon't okay, all right, one
more that it will make you flamnimousfirs No Cuban, no cuban. Oh,
I hate this song everybody's brade playlist. And then people get up and
do that dance. That doesn't makeme whimsical that I don't go and do
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the dance. But I'm just like, it's bad enough the song, but
there's a dance to it too.Yes, anyway, one more, one
more, one more, one more, and I'll find it and I can't
stop here we go what these areall terrible new clop songs. You've only
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played one thing of qualist. Well, now everybody's pretty in TK oh,
by the way, and as Scott'swalking through the parade and here's the start,
he turns his hat around. He'scool. Now, alright, stop?
Do you have all those songs savedon your phone? I'm not saved
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on my phone. I subscribe toApple Music for this crap, so they
don't. I pay the night ninetynine months so I can put together my
parade playlist. It's not the best. Twenty three songs equalling one hour twenty
five minutes. Then there Do youever put it on when you're home alone?
The smoke a cigar. We're notsmoking sigary. This a cigar smoken
music. But we've gotta be honest. I got the truck here the other
day and it just came on automatically, and you didn't stop it. I
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didn't stop it. Listen to theparade songs, um, I don't like
any of those songs. I reallydon't even the John Cougar Mellencamp. I
respect for the guy, but Ijust I'm not a fan. I don't
know every one of those songs justmakes me miserable. Scott says twenty minute
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Minute Morning Show with Scott and Sadie, A Big ninety seven nine production.
Second segment Scott Sati's twenty Minute MorningShow. Now I'm gonna call you out.
I'm not gonna call I'm gonna callyou out in a good way.
But it's just comparing the contrast,you know, contrasting our childhoods versus our
children's child Oh yeah, sure.When I turned six, you want to
know what, I got a buntcake, A bunt cake for my grandma
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and maybe win a win over totheir house for dinner and your Sunday.
And you went to the gay lord. That's big money down there. Well
listen, joy turns. No,you know what I well, I mean,
she doesn't know what she wants.So therefore we went someplace we wanted
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to go. We went for therewas a bar um. Yeah, we
just went up there and did likepool with her best friend and uh and
their family and my parents came,and Sophie came, and Cooper is just
not into going swimming. He's likeme, I don't like to swim.
I didn't. I didn't touch well, No, I did get in,
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didn't I. But I'm just nota big swimming fan. I don't because
I peepee water. And both thekids after like eight hours of swimming and
the most peepee water. Which Ididn't know this what I was reading something
about swim No, it was ashow that so Murphy was watching, and
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it was about the swimming pool.And they say that if your eyes get
really read, it's not from strongchlorine. It's they need to add more
chlorine because there's so much peepee waterthat's pa that's getting in your eyes and
turn it red. Now, Scott, tell me that doesn't haunt you.
Now, the fancy, fancy placeit is a gay lord. My guess
is that's not a traditional chlorinated pool. That's gonna be a salt salt water.
I can't see those of the poolsI like. I do not like
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salt water on your skin. No, it feels terrible you get out.
I hate being in the ocean.What do you like? The swim up
bar? I really super concentrated peepeewater from adults. Yeah, but I'm
never gonna dip my head in soI don't have red eyes. Yeah,
you have to sometimes come up withcreative way to ignore what's happening. Um.
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Yeah, so we went and didthat. And it is true.
My parents came and they were like, we got a cabana for the day.
Of course you did, stop.But I'm only saying that because you
know, we like decorated. Therewas a cake and my parents came in,
you know, And and it istrue. We were not raised in
way. It was like you mightaround the age of twelve, you might
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start getting like one friend over fora sleepover, and you know, your
mom might get little caesars for you. But other than that, it was
there. You go, You're onyour own. Happy birthday. Yeah,
buncake on Sunday after church and Grandma'sis what we got. Yeah. So
maybe I'm raising really awful children.They seem to be okay, I don't
know. You know, you questionyourself. I was talking over the weekend
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to someone and we were talking aboutparenting. It is it's like walking in
a dark room in your hands aretype behind your back and your knees hit
every table. Your knees hit everydamn table. All right, that's I've
hit every table, bird every bird. Not see, we're making it sound
terrible, but but it has someamazing parts to it too. It's oh,
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listen to you. You've had wonderfultimes with Jack. Stop it it's
nice that you said times. Youhave a wonderful time with Jack. I
you know, I saw him atStampede. We were all hanging out,
and he's a cool dude to talkto. He's a he's a good kid.
He's a good kid to talk Iyes, I'll take him. Is
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that it Are we ending? We'renot ending? I mean, my gosh,
we have another five minutes to ramphere. Sometimes my time gets so
off. Okay, go ahead,No, that's all I have. Yeah.
So we went to the Gay Lordand we just did. They swam
and swam, and I was worriedabout the weather. You know, we
live in Seattle now, and soI'm like, oh, we are so
screwed because this week we have ninetyegree weather all week. Now. On
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Saturday, it was like a highof seventy four, and I thought,
well, what the hell, let'sdo it, and then uh, then
I remembered, you know, atthat age, you would swim it doesn't
matter peewater. There's you know,like a prophylactic floating in the water.
There's like, you know, there'slightning in the distance. Kids don't care.
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I once saw a kid vomit inthe pool and kids just swam around
it, and I was like,damn, have some dignity kids, But
no, kids don't care. Theyswim an insane amount. I can't tell
you the last time I spent well, I can it was a week a
couple of summers back when we wentto Saint Thomas that I spent some time
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in the pool. Yeah, noswim a bar there, but there was
a bar awful close, so you'dhave to get out. You know.
They need to get rid of thewhole swim up bar thing. It just
is so it's so gross. Itis you know, no one's getting out
to go to the bathroom and hadleft. Yeah, I mean, and
like the people the bartenders there mustbe disgusted. That's why their part doesn't
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have water. There's like a Idon't want to send the pea water with
you. They know it. They'resober, you know when you have a
few drinks, you get a littlebit more like a whatever. Dignity is
the name of today's show. Wehave spent a whole bunch of time today
talking about Peawater, and I knowand I needed to talk more about the
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beautiful memory of Murphy turning six,but uh, anyway, so yeah,
it was great. What did youdo this weekend? I mowed the lawn
and then I went to a friend'shouse for dinner and the end. That's
what I do. I always Iwhen I had a remote, its safe
way yesterday with a Coca Cola lady, Yeah, I saw your pictures,
and so I that's what I did. But I I we are finally now,
missus James begins buying flowers in midMay. Yeah, and we buy
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flowers and we buy flowers, andwe have pots and beds and beds and
pots, and we got to putcrap everywhere. I just got tired of
killing things. I really did well. And here's the thing. So we're
finally, I think we're done.After I don't know, every year we
dropped more and more money. Itseemed six seven hundred dollars in betting pot.
Okay, I see, we don'tdo that. So that's where you're
a little bougie. Well that's becausefor me, my backyard is my solace.
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That's stay I think. So yeah, ours two and uh and so
we got all the flowers in andthen she forgets to water them. Okay,
how can you go to such careyou know of doing this? And
she says, well, when doyou got to get the drip system going?
And my drip system is a tangled, horrible mess, and you're like,
what do you got to water theplants? Woman? Then it just
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goes on all day long, anozzle right over there in that hose that
what are you the Queen of England? We have a drip system, you
should get it going. They hadn'trun in six years. For crying out
out, oh why don't you justhave Can you have someone come out and
do a drip system for you?Or that's that's big money? Is it
really just to do a drip system? Is it? I mean? Is
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it? I don't know? Outof touching. My sister, who can
fix anything and install anything, wouldvomit if she heard this. There are
so few things that I can do. The things that I can do,
I feel like I should. Ican do the drip system. I can
get that going, but it's sodamn much work and frustrating, and now
I gotta leak over here, andhow do I daisy change these together?
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And I needed a one gallon anhour dripper? And how I got a
point five? You know that's Idon't know. I think by the time
you're said and done, you shouldjust have someone come out and do it.
Who's a drip system expert? Yeah, because you're just going to waste
time and energy. Good lord,are we talking about this? Geez,
we're so exciting everybody. So that'swhat you did this weekend. What was
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the best thing that you did?Cigars? I had cigars, and I
had a Manhattan. I spend mylife now in pursuit of the Manhattans.
Where did that come from? Becauseit used to be well, I just
hurt. Wait what did you yourdrink bourbon? But I all of a
sudden I realized that you can splashup bourbon with a little over both.
Yeah, it doesn't have to puthair on your chest. It's got a
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little sweet taste to it. Thennot too sweet. That's old fashions that
are too sweet. It's just alittle sweet taste not come. I like
them. Now, what's the drinkcourt and uses like every liquor in the
world, right, what kind ofwhat is in that? That's for this
everything? That's for the sloppy partygirls that just want to get dru What
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sloppy party lady just mixed them alltogether. It was like that's not enough,
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