Episode 568: Elk wiener and the Hogg Foundation

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us a five star review, that'dbe a cool. Oh can I genuinely
not? Yeah? Because you you'renot sitting, which is shocking standing.
I know, I know, Iyou know. I didn't complaining about this.
Damn No, I didn't know Sadiethat you'd big bitching near They cockl
constantly that you're siding nerve. Well, so it's they say it takes six

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to eight weeks for your body tocorrect. I think that's only what like,
if there's an issue like this andmy body's just noting it because you
know, once you turn forty thatall goes out the window. So anyway,
yesterday, yeah, I want areyou looking something? I'm looking to
see if we got any comments.I'm listening. So I went and I

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got X rays done. Because I'mlike, oh, this just isn't working.
And uh and then now I'm gettinglike treatment, I'm doing like a
what is that where they chiropractor?He's cracking me around and he's literally ordered
you to not sit well. Hesaid, the best thing that you can
do is sit as little as possible. And that's so hard to I love

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sitting. I love it. It'sso relaxing almost, but so I can't
sit because it's the bottom of likemy lower back and uh, he says,
when you sit, it all compoundsonto that nerve and so then it
hurts. I can't it. Ican't sleep, I can't eat, I

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can't do heroin, I can't doanything. I am old. Now now
do you have Oh but you knowwhat, wait a second, but I'm
grateful yesterday the constable or the daybefore he goes, you named off like
thirty things you hate today. SometimesI don't realize I get that way.
The radio is he critiquing you?The podcast? I'm like, I hate

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pool water, I hate flying onan airplane. I might even even ask
that day if what then tell mesomething you like? I think? So
I think I was being negative.You're gonna have to tap me when I
do that, because I'll go offon a rant. I have to fix
that because that's kind of how mymom has become now very ranty. I

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know, Scott, you cannot believeit. It is really weird for me
to say that I knew your motherwhen she was your age. Now.
Yeah, I actually almost just saidwhat and then I'm like, I don't
know, and I have to admittheir amni similarities. You know, you
just scare the constable when you speakthis way. I know you're doing this

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just to upset it. Now.My mom is a badass. I mean,
she really is the baddest ass I'veever met. But sometimes she can
get scary and I keep thinking she'sgonna end up as one of those Karen's
on video that someone captures is yellingat well. Yeah. I mean,

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she not to get political because Idon't get political, which makes her rage.
But she is very passionate about alot of things and she is not
afraid to let it be known.Like here's an example of my mom.
This is awful. My mom wentto the craft store. She got a

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paddle, a wooden paddle, andthen she wrote with a big black marker,
get a job. And so nowwhen she pulls up next to a
person begging for money, she holdsthe paddle. I'm like, momma,
and she's like, there's no reasonthey can't get a job if they're standing
there. So they walk up toget money and she holds the paddle up

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and I'm like, oh my god. But here's the deal. She's like
made paddles for many people, youknow, or just don't give money.
That's an option too, But itlike enrages her that, like you know,
she's she's old school, very oldschool, very traditional. Like if

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you can stand on a corner allday, you can greet people at the
walmart, you know what I mean. Now, there are numerous reasons that
they will give you that of whythey can't sure, but the bottom line,
my mom doesn't care about any ofthose. Is most likely standing here

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in the street corner pays better thanthe job. Is the reader and that
type of thing. It is true. And so my mom. If you
ever see her in a tiny carand someone comes up and asks for some
money and she's holding up a paddle, that's her. But I'm trying to
be you know, I don't wantto get to that place where I'm angry,
Like she's legitimately angry, and sheis very right, very very very

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more than you. Well, whydo you say that. I don't consider
myself. I consider myself to bea reagular Republican. I'm what I call
center right, because I would thinkshe is extreme. I would Republican where
she's not a Republican. Okay,well she's gonna kill you. I she's
got a death wish. She's veryright, she's very right. She believes

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in things, and she believes inthem strongly. Like when we went to
Disney World, we were like,come to Disney World. No, Disney
is an evil corporation. And andI don't know, I'm just like,
wow, you're getting like angrier,Mom, But I support them wanting to

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Okay, they are putting their moneywhere their mouth is. They are supporting
what they believe, and I thinkthat is that Disney. Let me tell
you, if you're defending Disney,you you got a death wish. There's
a lot of things about well,and so she what she says to me
is she always says because I alwayssay, Mom, every time she gets
really heated, I always say,Mom, I love you and I know

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that's how you feel, and Irespect that's how you feel, but it
makes her more angry. It's almostlike I'm throwing gasoline on her fire because
then she goes, when are yougoing to wake up? When are you
gonna wake up? And I'm like, I thought we were just barbecue in
today, but no, I meanshe's she's very passionate about that. So

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anyway, then I think, well, am I getting as I get older?
Like, and you know, isthat my destiny? Is that my
destiny is to just hate everybody?Well, I mean, I know what
you're gonna say, and you're gonnasay that in a lot of ways,
you agree with her because a lotof the things that I hear from you,

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I hear from her. It's likeI can't get away from it all
the time. But the waking upthing, you say that to me,
so does she? Well, Isee it in regards to artificial intelligence,
and now you say it. Doyou say it about a lot of that.
You've said a lot about things inthe past. You've told me to
wake up more than once. Ithink waking up means involving becoming principally involved.

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Yeah, So anyway, Um,I don't even remember how we got
Oh yeah, I guess I wassuper negative on Monday, But I guess
I don't know. Is that whoI'm becoming. I don't know. Maybe
it is. I'm really trying notto. Not that there's anything wrong with
my mom. I've you know,she has no fear. She says how

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she feels, and she doesn't carewhere she's at. What our neighbors had
like a god like a sign inthe yard. You know, during political
season, people have signs. Andthere was recently something that was voted on
and uh and it got turned down. They weren't they're not now going to
build this, but people were sayingthat they didn't want this big thing.

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Do you know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about.
It they were trying to The AttimnethtownCouncil was too in my opinion, cowardice
to do what they were elected todo and make a decision on Zony.
So they were supposed to be right, okay, right, so there's gonna
be a top golf and then therewas all these people who are like birds
getting stuck in the nets, andwe cannot do top golf, and so

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every just didn't want to look atit, but people when in, people
voted and it got it didn't happen, but my uh my neighbors a couple
houses down had like a sign intheir yard about it save the birds,
and my mom woa. She waslike, these people need to mind their
own business, Like why are theyworried about every I'm like, Mom,

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Mom, you're talking so loud andthey're outside, they're looking at us.
Now, I don't care. AndI remember my grandmother getting that way where
she would just you know, rage, and I'd be like, damn,
I think sooner or later the worldwill get to you. And I think
it's kind of that. What happensis that, what it is is that
why older people are sometimes very grumpy. Well, it's not a matter of

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grumpy. It's just a matter ofI'm not going to take your ish anymore
of principle, it's a matter of, yeah, does nobody care about anything?
And I go down that path alot, does nobody care about anything?
My mom is just so good.I mean, she does kind of
go off, but she just Iwish I didn't have that fear. I

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get uncomfortable in situations and she doesn'tshe's just like, you know, if
there's a business, if there's likea work call that I have to make
that I'm nervous about, and I'mgone, I'm not good at that stuff.
My mom would bulldoze in and belike by the end, she'd be
running the meeting. Here's the wayit's going to be. Yeah, okay,

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So anyway, I guess I wasnegative. So I'm grateful to be
here, and I'm grateful before you'vecomplained about your mother for the last ten
minutes, I haven't complained. Iam stating the truth of the matter.
And I could do that safely becauseshe does not listen to anything that I

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if we will, but I'm goingto tell you. Scott and I are

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obsessed. We are so lucky.Look at how far we've come. For
like over ten years, the kitchenwas just nothing. It was like it
was a wet land up period.People would constantly just leave stuff in the
fridge and get all rotten and smelly, and then there'd be this passive aggressive
email from you know who. Thenthe sales I guess I'll clean it up.

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And anyway, she's not here anymore. So that sucks. But but
the good news is we they likeput snacks and drinks. I kind of
feel like a rabbit going into atrap though, but they all of a
sudden, we've got like a snackbasket out there, and it's very nice,
and there's different creamers and there's differentkinds of coffee, and then there's

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beverages in the fridge. He andthey've got like I mean, it's just
like it's really see there's even alcoholicbeverages in the in the fridge. Have
you noticed that out there? Now? Well, that's not new. That
was during the rotten food phase.You can always find us, Yeah,
okay, So anyway, Scott andI hands down have our favorite snack.

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It's the elk Quener stop we callit the elk. We're so well.
I came up with that, yeah, imagine, I imagine. But one
day I came in and I go, oh my god, they have they
have beefsticks, and these are ofquality because for while they were buying those

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slim gyms, slim jams, that'slike newspaper and stuff. This is the
jack's links. This right here isthe jack's links. And so we're both
like, oh damn, total carvesone Graham. I'm on the train to
all yeah. And then both ofyou and I were like, this is
too good to be true, theseelk queeners. What's wrong? So I

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looked at the pack sodium. Didyou see this? I didn't see one
hundred and eighty percent of the dailyvalue of what you are to have.
This is the what I'm saying isunless it takes like tastes like grass,
it's not good. Nothing that's goodfor you is good. You just have

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to train yourself to not need joyout of food anymore. I think a
property kind of like wy goo beef, grass fed beef. That's that's good.
That's good for you. Yeah,that is good. You know.
I went to a fancy place overthe weekend for dinner, and I got
a steak and it was not agood steak at all, and I just,
oh my, oh no, thetransformation process has begun. Soon I'll

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be mad at the waiter for offeringme the senior discount. So anyway,
the steak was not of the qualityto which you become a person. I
am honored that I was able tobe there to have the sneak. People.
Shell's about to get really bored becauseI'm just gonna say, how great.
So anyway, well, I'm notgoing to tell the steaks anyway.

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So now I'm sad because our elkweener, which as we call it,
it's got so much sodium and it'snot even waiting about that. Then I'm
gonna head out. What do wehave to talk about the beef steak elk
weener. My point was being,as you age, you truly have to

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be more careful about what you eatbecause it has an effect on me.
It used to be I could putaway all that sodium, and now I'm
I'm half a beef stick, andnow this is tilt seen how you say
it off the air? What it'selk weener. Don't say beef stick?
I don't even know what you're talkingabout. It's what beef steak is what
it says right here, So slowcooked and seasoned beef steak seasoned with eight

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pounds of elk Quener's out of control. See, I'm one of those co
workers where I do stupid stuff likewe eat some beef jerky and I say,
let's call it Elkquener and Scott offthe air is like all right,
and then it sticks forever. I'mone of those people, and you're lucky
to have me, Scott. Isthat right? Positivity? Anyway? Awkward

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segue. I follow this page andit's about it's about like history and people
of history, and I thought,oh, I'm going to learn about people
of history every day. So todayin the history in Texas history, one
hundred and forty one years ago,the well known and highly respected Native Texan

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philanthropist and noted patron of the artswas born. She was known as the
first Lady of Texas, which isamazing. And then you read what her
names. It is I'm a Hog. Her last name is Hogg and her
first name is I'm a I findthat to be so cruel. So it's

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this is today's about miss miss Hog. Yes. Now, at first I
would say to myself, well,maybe they didn't put that together, you
know what I mean, Well,no, maybe they picked the name and
they're like, I'm a was mygrandmother's name, And then you think,
well yeah yeah, and then itjust out of a wacky circumstances, you're
I'm a hog. Now, Butget this, she had a sister.

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You are a you're a hog.This this is not a real size,
Yes it is. Look it up, sucker, look it all right,
I'm I'm on it. I'm gettingon. My first name was hold On.
She owned. She was an artcollector who owned works by Picasso and

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many others. She don't to theKennedy Center. Hold On. And her
parents name was okay, well,her dad's name was Steve Big Jim Hog
and the mom was named Sally Hog. Now, these names are fine,

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but when you start naming your kid, I'm a hog, and she's not
at all. I mean, she'sreasonably attractive for one of the age,
you know, I mean, youshould follow this because you'll learn things where
you'll be like what And I mean, so for her whole life, she
had to be I'm a hog.What's your name, I'm a Hogg was
a daughter. At least the sisterYura could be like, You're a hog,

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and you know, but I'm aHog. I don't know. I
just think they could have done better, as now here it says this is
her Wickie. I'm a Hog's firstname was taken from the Fate of Marvin,
an epic poem written by her uncle, Thomas Hogg. Don't care.
You could some you could name herpoem before poem Hog. She endeavored to
downplay her unusual name by signing herfirst name illegibly and having her stationary printed

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with I Hog or miss Hog,which both suck as well. You know
I Hog. I just got somethingfrom I Hog. Oh. I just
I read that and I thought,no freaking way. Now. He was
rumored that Hog had a sister namedYou're a Hog. She only had brothers,

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So I debunked your Facebook page.Bout it. Hog's father left public
office, so easy not you electedguy in eighteen ninety five, soon after
her mother was diagnosed with tuberculosis.When Sarah died, Jim Hogg's widowed elder
sister moved to Austin to care forthe Hog children. See there's just no
getting over the name, you know. But I just think by naming it

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and I understand, like, Okay, it has sentiment because it's a But
no one stopped them after the ladygave birth and said, you might want
to rethink I'm a hog, butyou need to read further. The discovery
of oil black gold Texas tea onher family's cotton plantation made Hog very wealthy.
Yeah, I know, well that'swhat it talks about. It talks

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about how she ends up owning allthese amazing pieces of art and then she
she becomes, you know, likea rich art lady. But your name
is I'm a hog. Okay,you can become rich beyond your wildest dreams,
but your name is I'm a hog. Yeah I do it. Yeah
I would, if I'm being honest, I would, but I'd be rich

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enough for I'd be like that's Iwould. Couldn't you change it? Could
you change it if you wanted to? But why or do you have to
be if I get the money?Could I be? I'm a hog for
like a week. By then you'vestarted the hog foundation. By then I've
started. Shit, I'm not doingit. I would do it for that

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amount of money if I could buyPicassos, that's good a lot. We're
done here. We are so tough. We made it through five minutes without
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