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This is a big nineties of Anine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute morning Show. All right, let's go. Welcome to Scott and
Sadi's twenty minute morning show. Contentwe produced today for the IRG Radio app
or wherever you download your podcast fivestar reviews please on the iTunes app and
uh and then leave your comments andjust give us something to talk about it,
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because every day Sadie and I lookat each other day yesterday, and
it's always so depressing. And shesays, wait a minute, I got
it. And as I'm literally turningthe button, the button that says record,
she says, I don't know thatI can stretch it out or not.
It's that, now that I thinkabout it, I'm like, if
you really you don't realize how longtwenty minutes is to carry a conversation.
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Listen, it's not Elk Queen orScott. Scott's decided he no longer will
eat it. By that, Imean this beef jerky that they put in
the kitchen, which is amazing,but it's got a lot of alt.
So this morning I came in,oh my god, this is terrible.
They have these pretzels out there?Yes, Ah, what kind of pretzels
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are they? Well, I wantto show you the bag. Can I
give you a pretzel? Would youtry it? Those are dots homestyle pretzels.
I like, I don't want apretzel. My mouth is so dry
as it is already, and thenI'm gonna have to talk for the next
mouth. What were you doing inthe bathroom? It took you so long?
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Anyway, I'm just really excited aboutwhere things are going in the snack
department. That's what you wanted toI don't know. Okay, if we
have to recap this and we cantie this into things we've seen in other
places, you know, because youcan telephonon office is hits. If an
office hits the ball out of itspark for its employees, and the snack
(01:53):
game is really up around here.Now, we recently consolidated floors. There
was a downstairs and an upstairs.Every was downstairs moved upstairs, so there
was the downstairs kitchen, which waskind of like for all the sails and
admin and fancy fancy folks, thepeople who wear pants to wear. Now
they moved upstairs. So all ofa sudden, we've got a break room
(02:15):
and it's got and it's bougie.And the bathroom somebody brought a air refreshener
ad here. It's gracious, someonecares. We're such animals up here,
you know, we really are.We can't have nice things and we're just
gross. And so they've got dotspretzels. Now that's what you're got.
They have so many things. Okay, I have to admit I already ate
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some nuts this morning. They havethe little here and I actually when I
was at home getting ready, Ithought, I'm gonna eat some of those
nuts when I get to work.I actually, at like four or fifteen,
I'm drying my hair and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna hurry and
go get some nuts. Well,so, if anything, it's bringing me
closer to the job. That's whatthey want. You've fallen into their trap.
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They're like, raised, how aboutmore pretzels? And I'm like,
tell me more. They've got thoselittle mini Kind bars out there. I
like them little Kind bars. Youknow, that's quality candy right there.
It is. You know, Itold you they make Kind bar ice cream
where it's like an ice cream bar, and I said, I ate an
entire box yes, because again,once you get rolling down this hill of
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like eating eating um thin mints.Oh yeah, I've never seen half of
a bag of it. I thinkI'll take two and save the rest for
later. I hate that. AndI also get pissed when you read the
the serving it's like one hundred caloriesand that's like to smell it when you
open the package. Why don't theyput it in actual serving sizes? The
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sleeve the sleeve cookies is going tobe this because then I'm trying to do
math, which is even more depressing. And then you're counting the crees and
I'm like how many have I had? I like blacked out for a while.
It's so dresses me. I needa sleeve a thin mids. You
know what? There's two more?No, so uh oh, I don't
even like it when I don't dothe cookie thing, I can't do it.
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Why not, Well, because I'llI will eat all of them.
The girl Scout cookies. Um.I recorded a promo today for for Crumble
cookies. Those cookies there are like, oh my god, one of those
cookies. It's like so big.They're so big. Yes, that's their
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thing. It's overwhelming. It's bigcookies, you know, because then you're
like, oh my god. Anyway, that's what I've got. I'll have
a great day everybody. We literallyare the two most boring people in the
world. No, you know what, I'll tell you a little bit of
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what I'm dealing at home. Okay, you're gonna open up here. Is
this gonna be like a serious breakfrom So it's just the dumb asswery of
my children. I love them verymuch, but my god, the boy
is just out to kill me orkill himself. He's going to be He
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and his friends are so ridiculous.They jump off of things. They So
they were riding bikes the other night, and he ate it like hard.
He's got road rash all over.So he's got it like on his arms
and his hand and his legs.And night one was pretty rough, you
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know. I mean I and Itold him, listen, it's gonna get
worse before it gets better, becauseyou know, when you hurt yourself,
she takes about a day for thepain to really set in. So anyway,
he's been down and out for likethree days. And Ryan's like,
it's time he mows the lawn.And I'm like, well, he does
still have an open wound on hishand, so I know that's what I'm
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hearing, rap rap a band aidaround or whatever they said. Anyway,
So yeah, we're fighting about thatright now because I'm like, his hand
is like mortally wounded. It's not. You know what I do. I
need to be tougher today. Ineed to go out there and just say
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this is it. You have tomow the end end of stories. He's
a constable go back over into it. No, but he has an opinion.
He got strong. Okay, speakingof boys just making no sense to
me. Like I get the girls, I get it. With him,
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I'm like, I don't get you. Like he mowed the other day and
he lowered See what then I laugh? He lowered it really low and he
he was gonna spell Ryan's name.So there was a giant R in the
yard and I came out, likewhat are you doing? And he goes,
I'm gonna write Ryan's name in theyard. Why because so he got
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R And I was like, no, no, not. I mean that's
fun to me. I mean Ithink it's hilarious and I would be personally
honored. But as Ryan said,if you cut the grass too low it
dies, but it does. Youdon't want to get it too low.
Yeah, so that are maybe inthere forever. I mean it was like
the first setting, was it thatlow? It was like it was like
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astrocher. It was like the greengetting yellowish yellow. That's not good.
I don't know. I thought itwas creative. Yeah, but I mean
the yellowish takes a while to comebackside. Yeah. So anyway, that
was going, Oh my god.How did he respond? Right? I
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was very impressed because he came out. I said, just to warn you,
he's put an R in the yard. He goes, m so just
beat chill about it. Grass growsback and he's like mmmm uh huh.
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And we walked out and there wasa giant R. And he was like,
why do you think he did that? And I said, I don't
know. It's probably just funny tohim. And he was gonna do your
entire name. You're lucky that Iwalked out what I did. And uh,
he goes, okay, maybe justnot again. Wow, Jack's onto
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me. It's like, okay,it's yard. It's you know, either
either Friday or Sunday or yard moandays around the house. I like it
done on Friday. That way canenjoy it for the weekend, you know.
Yeah. Yeah, And so I'mout there yard moan day comes and
uh and Julie said, you gottamake Jack help, And in the back
of my mind go, he didn'tdo it right, You should make you
need to make Jack out. Ithink that's trick learned early in a man's
(09:01):
life. Do it really shitty,and then somebody will come in and swoop
down, because that's something that haslearned early. Who was what were the
consul and I were talking about somethingand he just goes, You're just so
much better at it than I am. And I'm like, that is such
a cop out. I know Iam. It doesn't mean I should have
to do it every time. Ican't even remember what I was upset about.
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But well, and so all right, Jack, Jack's gonna help me.
And I'll say, so, whydon't I get the friend yard?
You get the back You just wantto do it that because you think I
do it bad and you don't wantpeople see it. Yeah. Oh so
it's like a dirty secret back.I'll get the shoppy Yeah, I'll get
the front yard looking good, becausethat's what people judge you by. They
can't see the back. You knowthere, kid, you can do the
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back. You just want people thinkingthat I do a bad job. This
is kind of the good thing aboutgrowing up not in a neighborhood and growing
up on a little bit of landis you didn't really have to mow the
lawn because there wasn't really a law. Somebody might have to go turn the
dirt over, whack the weeds everycouple of months. Every Yeah, I
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really get in there. But it'slike my dad was never like a ritualistic
oh you did it wrong. Hejust we didn't have a we didn't really
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I shame up with the best ideathe other day. I cannot believe I
forgot to tell you this yesterday becauseI think this is a moneymaker First of
all, can I say, becausewe're re recorded, that this is my
idea, like copyright twenty twenty three, I'm saying this into the universe on
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recording. What are we the thirteenthof July, six thirty six am.
So I see all the time onsocial media people who do these stunning maternity
photos when they're super pregned, andthis might be a really dumb idea,
but I think it's I think it'scool. I was so sick with all
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of them the whole I was justmiserable the whole time. I never was
going to put makeup on or domy hair. That just wasn't going to
happen. And so of course Ididn't have like a maternity shoot, and
I think that's sad. I wishI had that whimsical flowing where they're in
a field usually and the wind iswhipping around and okay, anyway, I'm
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going to get to my point.So I didn't have that when I was
pregnant, So why couldn't you havethat after you're pregnant and you feel good?
And I'm going to tell you howI came up with this the other
day, and it's kind of awful. But I ate really bad and I
just like bloat it out really big, and I thought I could totally do
maternity photos right now, and yousay they're from back in the day.
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So then I thought I could starta business doing this, doing after birth
for oh yeah, I'm I'm buyingit right now, after birth maternity pictures.
Is that right? That doesn't soundOh, I know what that is.
I know, but that's why.That's why we name our business,
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because the after glow the after glow, and you can, you know,
get these maternity pictures later and hangon, I'm going somewhere with this.
I really didn't look in the mirrorand I thought, holy crap, like,
look at this, I look pregnantright now. And I thought,
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but you know what, I feelgood. I shout houred. I could
do my hair and makeup, andwhy couldn't you do after material because if
I held my stomach like this,you wouldn't need to turn the side right
and I I and like rubbed it. I love it. Oh I should.
Then I don't want a man splain. I'm gonna be borderline man splaining
here, But you know, youyou do the death growing on the social
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media, and you see ladies andthey're and they're pregnant, but it's like
they must hold the belly in thepictures in the mirror. Okay, well
bloated because I don't have a uterus, so I cannot get pregnant. But
I'm standing there and I'm like,damn, this is like a baby.
And so then I thought, well, why didn't I get some makeup on,
get some sunflowers, and go ina field and have some photos taken,
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and then I could tell people,Oh, that's when I was pregnant
with So everybody, if you holdyour belly in the same way that all
pregnant women hold their bellies, it'slike sadie, you're expecting you have to
be like the I know somebody whois not super pregnant. I'm going to
name a few things about this person. Not super duper pregnant, pregnant but
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not far along right, not faralong enough. I'm saying this person is
indeed. Okay, I've known hera really long time, so I got
to be careful. But it's tooearly, and she's walking around like this
bump is It's just crazy and I'mlike, no, that's not a baby.
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But we all just go along withit, like, yeah, but
the baby's this big, you know. I mean, it's just you can't,
like at four weeks be like becausethat's not you know. I feel
like I shouldn't have said that.More Mexican food is what you're saying than
it is. So anyway, Icame up with that idea while I was
at my house and I thought,I got to pitch this to Scott after
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birth photos in shark tank style.Sorry, I'm out. You are so
uppity and I'm tired of it.You know, I don't want to talk
about this again. But I didinvent before anyone else. I remember saying
at a very young age, oneday you won't even have to go to
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Blockbuster. You'll just be able toget it on your TV. It'll be
a TV that is smart enough tohave everything. Guess what now, twenty
smart TV. So I guess nowI'm just putting my ideas out there.
It may be a little rough.And then somebody was actually hold on the
name after birth photographer. I soam I I that's maybe the big thing
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for me growing on me. Sothat's my money making idea. Well,
you know, somebody one a milliondollars from Colorado and that megamillion. Did
somebody win the big jackpot or justenough to win a million bucks? I
whoever won in Colorado just won onemillion dollars. I don't know. I
don't play the lottery, but Ithink about it a lot anymore. A
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million dollars not retire m money?I know. Well, I mean it
depends on what you where you're at, or what you're comfortable retiring with.
Some people get one of those RVsand they are half a million. Yeah,
that's probably true. Are we done? No, you've got to kill
at least another three minutes. Youshot down my idea. If you would
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have shown a little bit of enthusiasm, we could have. You know,
I at one time here was myback when I had cats, and I
used to have cats, Sadie,did you have a cat invention? I
had a cat invention because I hatedcleaning the damned hated. And now you've
seen them. Now they're advertisment,aren't they. But I mean, couldn't
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we all say we've all dreamt ofa robot vacuum, and now it's here,
along with a robot lawn moore,which I think is a cop out.
I have a couple of friends whohave those cop out. I love
those, just like a room boutsame concept, just with with You're so
fascinating to sit and watch. Iwas on the patio of a restaurant recently
and the lawn was getting mowed bythis little robot, and I'm like,
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we are in the future. Iknow, I say that a lot.
No flying cars yet, No,I don't think that's going to happen for
a very long time. I don't. I think that we will have autonomous
vehicles before flying vehicles. Okay,explain what autonomous means for our Autonomous means
that it's everything's a right chair.We don't actually own vehicles anymore, and
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you just order up it could belike an individual pod or a multiple person
pod, and use us to orderit up, and I'll go right front
of your house and you hop inand it takes you to where you need
to go and you can so wait. Are the pods so you don't have
to talk to the driver? No, there are. That's the thing.
Directly, it's a robot. Autonomousvehicles. No, God, I knew
that, but I wanted you toexplain it. To do it, Oh
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my gosh, you really think thatwe will have that. I will see
that in my lifetime easily. AndI don't have said that Gwyneth Altro song
from the movie Country Strong was destinedto be a number one hit. That
was my one mishap everything else.I pretty much know a woman, and
I will never think of how oldthat movie is. You know what,
that's an old movie. And Iremember you saying this song right here,
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it's gonna be number one, justwatch well. And then she released the
Vagina Candle and I thought that's Gina. Canna came later and that sold out.
You cannot blame men for being curious. Yes, oh oh, anyway,
that idea made a million dollars.But somehow after birth photography, yeah,
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don't. Well, if that's thename, we're sticking to, Scott,
we need to be careful it isn'tstolen after birth photography. I love
this idea because again, I didn'tget to have the beautiful, sexy photos
where you're like, look at mybelly. I am a woman, I
have stretch marks, I'm so hot, and someone does your hair and makeup
like I just had vomited. Youhave to be on call because somebody's gonna
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say quick, I have a foodbaby, Come take a picture. Well,
you'd set that up prior. I'mnot going to give you the whole
financial and how the whole scheme ofhow it's gonna go. Harry, we
filled enough time. Oh my god. See now you make me think that
afterbirth photography is not a good idea. Thanks for listening Scott and Sadie's twenty
minute Morning Show. Thanks for listeningto Scott and Sadie's twenty minute morning Show.
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This is a big nineties of Anine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute morning Show. All right, let's go. Welcome to Scott and
Sadi's twenty minute morning show. Contentwe produced today for the IRG Radio app
or wherever you download your podcast fivestar reviews please on the iTunes app and
uh and then leave your comments andjust give us something to talk about it,
(00:26):
because every day Sadie and I lookat each other day yesterday, and
it's always so depressing. And shesays, wait a minute, I got
it. And as I'm literally turningthe button, the button that says record,
she says, I don't know thatI can stretch it out or not.
It's that, now that I thinkabout it, I'm like, if
you really you don't realize how longtwenty minutes is to carry a conversation.
(00:46):
Listen, it's not Elk Queen orScott. Scott's decided he no longer will
eat it. By that, Imean this beef jerky that they put in
the kitchen, which is amazing,but it's got a lot of alt.
So this morning I came in,oh my god, this is terrible.
They have these pretzels out there?Yes, Ah, what kind of pretzels
(01:08):
are they? Well, I wantto show you the bag. Can I
give you a pretzel? Would youtry it? Those are dots homestyle pretzels.
I like, I don't want apretzel. My mouth is so dry
as it is already, and thenI'm gonna have to talk for the next
mouth. What were you doing inthe bathroom? It took you so long?
(01:32):
Anyway, I'm just really excited aboutwhere things are going in the snack
department. That's what you wanted toI don't know. Okay, if we
have to recap this and we cantie this into things we've seen in other
places, you know, because youcan telephonon office is hits. If an
office hits the ball out of itspark for its employees, and the snack
(01:53):
game is really up around here.Now, we recently consolidated floors. There
was a downstairs and an upstairs.Every was downstairs moved upstairs, so there
was the downstairs kitchen, which waskind of like for all the sails and
admin and fancy fancy folks, thepeople who wear pants to wear. Now
they moved upstairs. So all ofa sudden, we've got a break room
(02:15):
and it's got and it's bougie.And the bathroom somebody brought a air refreshener
ad here. It's gracious, someonecares. We're such animals up here,
you know, we really are.We can't have nice things and we're just
gross. And so they've got dotspretzels. Now that's what you're got.
They have so many things. Okay, I have to admit I already ate
(02:36):
some nuts this morning. They havethe little here and I actually when I
was at home getting ready, Ithought, I'm gonna eat some of those
nuts when I get to work.I actually, at like four or fifteen,
I'm drying my hair and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna hurry and
go get some nuts. Well,so, if anything, it's bringing me
closer to the job. That's whatthey want. You've fallen into their trap.
(03:00):
They're like, raised, how aboutmore pretzels? And I'm like,
tell me more. They've got thoselittle mini Kind bars out there. I
like them little Kind bars. Youknow, that's quality candy right there.
It is. You know, Itold you they make Kind bar ice cream
where it's like an ice cream bar, and I said, I ate an
entire box yes, because again,once you get rolling down this hill of
(03:23):
like eating eating um thin mints.Oh yeah, I've never seen half of
a bag of it. I thinkI'll take two and save the rest for
later. I hate that. AndI also get pissed when you read the
the serving it's like one hundred caloriesand that's like to smell it when you
open the package. Why don't theyput it in actual serving sizes? The
(03:46):
sleeve the sleeve cookies is going tobe this because then I'm trying to do
math, which is even more depressing. And then you're counting the crees and
I'm like how many have I had? I like blacked out for a while.
It's so dresses me. I needa sleeve a thin mids. You
know what? There's two more?No, so uh oh, I don't
even like it when I don't dothe cookie thing, I can't do it.
(04:10):
Why not, Well, because I'llI will eat all of them.
The girl Scout cookies. Um.I recorded a promo today for for Crumble
cookies. Those cookies there are like, oh my god, one of those
cookies. It's like so big.They're so big. Yes, that's their
(04:30):
thing. It's overwhelming. It's bigcookies, you know, because then you're
like, oh my god. Anyway, that's what I've got. I'll have
a great day everybody. We literallyare the two most boring people in the
world. No, you know what, I'll tell you a little bit of
(04:50):
what I'm dealing at home. Okay, you're gonna open up here. Is
this gonna be like a serious breakfrom So it's just the dumb asswery of
my children. I love them verymuch, but my god, the boy
is just out to kill me orkill himself. He's going to be He
(05:11):
and his friends are so ridiculous.They jump off of things. They So
they were riding bikes the other night, and he ate it like hard.
He's got road rash all over.So he's got it like on his arms
and his hand and his legs.And night one was pretty rough, you
(05:33):
know. I mean I and Itold him, listen, it's gonna get
worse before it gets better, becauseyou know, when you hurt yourself,
she takes about a day for thepain to really set in. So anyway,
he's been down and out for likethree days. And Ryan's like,
it's time he mows the lawn.And I'm like, well, he does
still have an open wound on hishand, so I know that's what I'm
(05:57):
hearing, rap rap a band aidaround or whatever they said. Anyway,
So yeah, we're fighting about thatright now because I'm like, his hand
is like mortally wounded. It's not. You know what I do. I
need to be tougher today. Ineed to go out there and just say
(06:23):
this is it. You have tomow the end end of stories. He's
a constable go back over into it. No, but he has an opinion.
He got strong. Okay, speakingof boys just making no sense to
me. Like I get the girls, I get it. With him,
(06:45):
I'm like, I don't get you. Like he mowed the other day and
he lowered See what then I laugh? He lowered it really low and he
he was gonna spell Ryan's name.So there was a giant R in the
yard and I came out, likewhat are you doing? And he goes,
I'm gonna write Ryan's name in theyard. Why because so he got
(07:12):
R And I was like, no, no, not. I mean that's
fun to me. I mean Ithink it's hilarious and I would be personally
honored. But as Ryan said,if you cut the grass too low it
dies, but it does. Youdon't want to get it too low.
Yeah, so that are maybe inthere forever. I mean it was like
the first setting, was it thatlow? It was like it was like
(07:33):
astrocher. It was like the greengetting yellowish yellow. That's not good.
I don't know. I thought itwas creative. Yeah, but I mean
the yellowish takes a while to comebackside. Yeah. So anyway, that
was going, Oh my god.How did he respond? Right? I
(07:53):
was very impressed because he came out. I said, just to warn you,
he's put an R in the yard. He goes, m so just
beat chill about it. Grass growsback and he's like mmmm uh huh.
(08:13):
And we walked out and there wasa giant R. And he was like,
why do you think he did that? And I said, I don't
know. It's probably just funny tohim. And he was gonna do your
entire name. You're lucky that Iwalked out what I did. And uh,
he goes, okay, maybe justnot again. Wow, Jack's onto
(08:37):
me. It's like, okay,it's yard. It's you know, either
either Friday or Sunday or yard moandays around the house. I like it
done on Friday. That way canenjoy it for the weekend, you know.
Yeah. Yeah, And so I'mout there yard moan day comes and
uh and Julie said, you gottamake Jack help, And in the back
of my mind go, he didn'tdo it right, You should make you
need to make Jack out. Ithink that's trick learned early in a man's
(09:01):
life. Do it really shitty,and then somebody will come in and swoop
down, because that's something that haslearned early. Who was what were the
consul and I were talking about somethingand he just goes, You're just so
much better at it than I am. And I'm like, that is such
a cop out. I know Iam. It doesn't mean I should have
to do it every time. Ican't even remember what I was upset about.
(09:22):
But well, and so all right, Jack, Jack's gonna help me.
And I'll say, so, whydon't I get the friend yard?
You get the back You just wantto do it that because you think I
do it bad and you don't wantpeople see it. Yeah. Oh so
it's like a dirty secret back.I'll get the shoppy Yeah, I'll get
the front yard looking good, becausethat's what people judge you by. They
can't see the back. You knowthere, kid, you can do the
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back. You just want people thinkingthat I do a bad job. This
is kind of the good thing aboutgrowing up not in a neighborhood and growing
up on a little bit of landis you didn't really have to mow the
lawn because there wasn't really a law. Somebody might have to go turn the
dirt over, whack the weeds everycouple of months. Every Yeah, I
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really get in there. But it'slike my dad was never like a ritualistic
oh you did it wrong. Hejust we didn't have a we didn't really
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I shame up with the best ideathe other day. I cannot believe I
forgot to tell you this yesterday becauseI think this is a moneymaker First of
all, can I say, becausewe're re recorded, that this is my
idea, like copyright twenty twenty three, I'm saying this into the universe on
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recording. What are we the thirteenthof July, six thirty six am.
So I see all the time onsocial media people who do these stunning maternity
photos when they're super pregned, andthis might be a really dumb idea,
but I think it's I think it'scool. I was so sick with all
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of them the whole I was justmiserable the whole time. I never was
going to put makeup on or domy hair. That just wasn't going to
happen. And so of course Ididn't have like a maternity shoot, and
I think that's sad. I wishI had that whimsical flowing where they're in
a field usually and the wind iswhipping around and okay, anyway, I'm
(12:43):
going to get to my point.So I didn't have that when I was
pregnant, So why couldn't you havethat after you're pregnant and you feel good?
And I'm going to tell you howI came up with this the other
day, and it's kind of awful. But I ate really bad and I
just like bloat it out really big, and I thought I could totally do
maternity photos right now, and yousay they're from back in the day.
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So then I thought I could starta business doing this, doing after birth
for oh yeah, I'm I'm buyingit right now, after birth maternity pictures.
Is that right? That doesn't soundOh, I know what that is.
I know, but that's why.That's why we name our business,
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because the after glow the after glow, and you can, you know,
get these maternity pictures later and hangon, I'm going somewhere with this.
I really didn't look in the mirrorand I thought, holy crap, like,
look at this, I look pregnantright now. And I thought,
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but you know what, I feelgood. I shout houred. I could
do my hair and makeup, andwhy couldn't you do after material because if
I held my stomach like this,you wouldn't need to turn the side right
and I I and like rubbed it. I love it. Oh I should.
Then I don't want a man splain. I'm gonna be borderline man splaining
here, But you know, youyou do the death growing on the social
(14:20):
media, and you see ladies andthey're and they're pregnant, but it's like
they must hold the belly in thepictures in the mirror. Okay, well
bloated because I don't have a uterus, so I cannot get pregnant. But
I'm standing there and I'm like,damn, this is like a baby.
And so then I thought, well, why didn't I get some makeup on,
get some sunflowers, and go ina field and have some photos taken,
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and then I could tell people,Oh, that's when I was pregnant
with So everybody, if you holdyour belly in the same way that all
pregnant women hold their bellies, it'slike sadie, you're expecting you have to
be like the I know somebody whois not super pregnant. I'm going to
name a few things about this person. Not super duper pregnant, pregnant but
(15:05):
not far along right, not faralong enough. I'm saying this person is
indeed. Okay, I've known hera really long time, so I got
to be careful. But it's tooearly, and she's walking around like this
bump is It's just crazy and I'mlike, no, that's not a baby.
(15:30):
But we all just go along withit, like, yeah, but
the baby's this big, you know. I mean, it's just you can't,
like at four weeks be like becausethat's not you know. I feel
like I shouldn't have said that.More Mexican food is what you're saying than
it is. So anyway, Icame up with that idea while I was
at my house and I thought,I got to pitch this to Scott after
(15:54):
birth photos in shark tank style.Sorry, I'm out. You are so
uppity and I'm tired of it.You know, I don't want to talk
about this again. But I didinvent before anyone else. I remember saying
at a very young age, oneday you won't even have to go to
(16:15):
Blockbuster. You'll just be able toget it on your TV. It'll be
a TV that is smart enough tohave everything. Guess what now, twenty
smart TV. So I guess nowI'm just putting my ideas out there.
It may be a little rough.And then somebody was actually hold on the
name after birth photographer. I soam I I that's maybe the big thing
(16:36):
for me growing on me. Sothat's my money making idea. Well,
you know, somebody one a milliondollars from Colorado and that megamillion. Did
somebody win the big jackpot or justenough to win a million bucks? I
whoever won in Colorado just won onemillion dollars. I don't know. I
don't play the lottery, but Ithink about it a lot anymore. A
(16:59):
million dollars not retire m money?I know. Well, I mean it
depends on what you where you're at, or what you're comfortable retiring with.
Some people get one of those RVsand they are half a million. Yeah,
that's probably true. Are we done? No, you've got to kill
at least another three minutes. Youshot down my idea. If you would
(17:21):
have shown a little bit of enthusiasm, we could have. You know,
I at one time here was myback when I had cats, and I
used to have cats, Sadie,did you have a cat invention? I
had a cat invention because I hatedcleaning the damned hated. And now you've
seen them. Now they're advertisment,aren't they. But I mean, couldn't
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we all say we've all dreamt ofa robot vacuum, and now it's here,
along with a robot lawn moore,which I think is a cop out.
I have a couple of friends whohave those cop out. I love
those, just like a room boutsame concept, just with with You're so
fascinating to sit and watch. Iwas on the patio of a restaurant recently
and the lawn was getting mowed bythis little robot, and I'm like,
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we are in the future. Iknow, I say that a lot.
No flying cars yet, No,I don't think that's going to happen for
a very long time. I don't. I think that we will have autonomous
vehicles before flying vehicles. Okay,explain what autonomous means for our Autonomous means
that it's everything's a right chair.We don't actually own vehicles anymore, and
(18:27):
you just order up it could belike an individual pod or a multiple person
pod, and use us to orderit up, and I'll go right front
of your house and you hop inand it takes you to where you need
to go and you can so wait. Are the pods so you don't have
to talk to the driver? No, there are. That's the thing.
Directly, it's a robot. Autonomousvehicles. No, God, I knew
that, but I wanted you toexplain it. To do it, Oh
(18:52):
my gosh, you really think thatwe will have that. I will see
that in my lifetime easily. AndI don't have said that Gwyneth Altro song
from the movie Country Strong was destinedto be a number one hit. That
was my one mishap everything else.I pretty much know a woman, and
I will never think of how oldthat movie is. You know what,
that's an old movie. And Iremember you saying this song right here,
(19:17):
it's gonna be number one, justwatch well. And then she released the
Vagina Candle and I thought that's Gina. Canna came later and that sold out.
You cannot blame men for being curious. Yes, oh oh, anyway,
that idea made a million dollars.But somehow after birth photography, yeah,
(19:40):
don't. Well, if that's thename, we're sticking to, Scott,
we need to be careful it isn'tstolen after birth photography. I love
this idea because again, I didn'tget to have the beautiful, sexy photos
where you're like, look at mybelly. I am a woman, I
have stretch marks, I'm so hot, and someone does your hair and makeup
like I just had vomited. Youhave to be on call because somebody's gonna
(20:03):
say quick, I have a foodbaby, Come take a picture. Well,
you'd set that up prior. I'mnot going to give you the whole
financial and how the whole scheme ofhow it's gonna go. Harry, we
filled enough time. Oh my god. See now you make me think that
afterbirth photography is not a good idea. Thanks for listening Scott and Sadie's twenty
minute Morning Show. Thanks for listeningto Scott and Sadie's twenty minute morning Show.
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