Episode 571: Taylor Dust

It's everywhere.

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we get bonused on the if theylisten to the iHeart app. So I'm
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They are bonuses. No, yeah, apparently that's in your contract,
not mine. You know, I'mso not good at the whole corporate thing
because you know, I'm just notgood at shutting my mouth. I guess,

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um, over the weekend, Imade this horrific mistake. Friday night,
We're just hanging out. My sistergot married over the week and um,
and so we were just hanging outFriday night, and everybody left our
home because we did a dinner.We hosted dinner, and we're just kind
of hanging out. Me and Ryanand and I say, let's play a

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game called hell, well do weknow each other? I don't know what
the what was I thinking? Picturethe fish admiral from Star Wars. It's
a trap. It was a trapfor me, and I set the trap
and then stepped in the trap.You were snared by your own trap.
Well, so anyway, I'm like, yeah, oh my gosh, how

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well do you know me? Um? And then I was like, what's
my favorite restaurant that has closed?And I'm sad, like six years ago
there was a piece of place Iloved. Nailed the question. Yeah,
And then he's like, what's myfavorite food? Wait a minute, your

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favor I think it's pork. It'spork, That's what I said, smoked
pork butt or shoulder or something likethat. I mean, I just what
I'm saying is I knew none ofhis answers, and he knew all of
my answers. Like, it seemsto me you've got a one sided relationship,
Sadie. Oh wow No. SoI totally set that trap up.

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And he's so funny because Okay,I said, what's my favorite song?
And he goes, well, itdepends on what mood you're in. If
you're in a happy mood, youlike to listen to this song by the
BGS. If you're in a sadmood, you listen to Ponto and Left
You And I'm like, damn,you know the songs based on my emotional

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state that is like next level husbandry. And him, I guessed a few
and I knew it would be YouTwo. That's like his favorite band.
He loves You Two, but Ididn't know which song I'm going to tell
you that. I think I gotzero questions right, and I thought,

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how do I not know this?But you know why? He knows that
so many things like that because Ilet it be known. I say this
is the best sandwich. This ismy favorite sandwich I've ever had. He
doesn't do that. So that's howI got out of the you don't know

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me at all? Well, becauseI say this is my favorite thing in
the whole world. I show mylove. It's who I am. So
anyway, we played that my sistergot married and it was last night she
got married. Why on a Sunday? You know, I don't know.
I might have been like a cheaperday day or whatnot. But it's definitely

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different going to a wedding when youhave to work the next day than a
wedding on a Saturday night when youdon't have to work, you know what
I mean, Because by eight thirty, I'm like cookbook coke, I haven't
got the cake at a thirty.Yeah, was also very well. They
had to do sunset photos. Ohmy god, it was you know,

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there was a lot of photos.And you know, I love photos,
but the photos and the photographer andthe photos and do this and jump up
and down at high five and I'mjust like, can we just do this
and go to eat? Because itwas before we ate. You can tell
what era I was married in becausewe all did the massive photo at the

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altar and that's the one that youdid the massive photo with the same glass
behind you, and that's the onewe did. We did a massive photo,
but it was on the steps ofan all inclusive resort in Mexico,
remember, Yeah, and so wekind of have that too. But we
didn't do a big, full everybodypicture. Okay, but it was good.
It was a good weekend. Whatdid you do this weekend? I

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on Saturday did a parade on Saturdaymorning. It was the Lacelda's Parade.
So I went to the different happenedin this parade. This parade is still
old schooled enough to where we gotwet. Oh wow. That was my
favorite part of the Windsor Parade iswhen the firetrucker the Wellington Parade as well,
and they turned the water on it. It'd be a hundred degrees and

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you'd be like, this is thebust And some places said you can't do
that anymore. Well, the crowdactually fired at us. Oh, and
apparently that's an expected thing. Imean, I'm from I'm from Lasel.
You think I remember that they havelike like squirt guns and that kind of
stuff and it's supposed to be likea big water from Oh no, they're
they're like a super blockt volume anymore. Yeah, I mean I got kind

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of wet. Someone just busts outlike a pressure washer, and I felt
mad that I couldn't fire back,so I almost you know, Okay,
that sounds like a nightmare. Youhave to walk a route where people just
spray you with water guns, random, horrific. That was a thing.
Everyone try to get your face becausethat suck. I think they were just

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blasting away. I don't know,And so I did. And then Saturday
evening I had an event that Ihad to be at, and it was
a long event, and it wasan event at which though there was a
casino night. Oh did you gamble? So I played craps. I like
to play craps. Wait, what'swhich one's craps? The dice game?

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Oh no, I don't like that. One lost a lot of fake money.
You know what, when we goto Vegas, I like to play
roulette, okay, because that isthe easiest game. If you want it
to be red or black, redor black, even or odd, pick
a number. I mean, it'sjust the legitimately. I once got on

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a role in Vegas red and black. I was a psychic. People were
chanting for me because I could.I called like twenty in a row.
Oh, it was amazing. Everyother time I've really sucked at gambling.
I wish I were cool and knewhow to play poker, and then has
tried to teach me. But Iam a squirrel, and so I'm like

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what, But I think it's socool when girls are just badass poker players.
I think that's cool. I wantto learn. Do you ever play
poker? I I sometimes, butnot seriously. And because I'm not good
at any of it. We have. We have a poker table in the
basement. Do you know any timeswe've had a poker party? Zero zero?

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Well, if you just let himbring the boys over and then they
can smoke, you can do that. But you know, he just wants
to hang with me, so haha ha, because he knows you better
than you know. Kind of howwe are, you know, we mess
with each other. But yeah,no, I definitely, uh, I
definitely messed up by picking that game. Need to be better about thinking,

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you know, listening and stuff.Okay, let me ask you. Well,
but Julie's not here. You couldmake stuff up and I believe it.
So we can't play the same gamewith you. I wish we would
have played this when they now havinga clue what her favorite song is?
How sad is that? Okay?Well, so favorite movie is easy it's
Sound of Music. Yeah. Iknew that about your wife, though,

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but your wife lets it be known. I think in the fifteen years I've
known her about eight times she's mentionedshe's Sound of Music. My favorite movie.
It might be a song from theSound of Music. He sings alive,
Yeah, and I'm like her inthat movie. Yeah, Oh my
god. I watched that movie andit just embodies my wife just as well,

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Julian, I know. And what'sfunny is we at people joke you
have two wives. I'm your secondwife. I'm your work wife, not
your real wife. Your real wifeis Hills Are Alive with the sound of
music. My favorite movie is Dumband Dumber. I could watch that movie
a thousand times and I will stilllaugh at it. Right, compare yourself

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too, and compare yourself to amovie character. My wife would be Julie
Andrews and the sound of music easilymy wife. My wife. Oh my
god, I would be Lloyd Christmas. Lloyd Christmas, I think that was
his last name. I've seen thatmovie so many times, but I have
a terrible memory. So that isa character from Dumb Dumber because I don't

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know. I refuse to watch thatmovie. I bought it for you one
year for your anniversary. I giftedthem with like a movie thing where I
got him you know, the candyand all that stuff, and then I
bought the DVD. This is whenDVDs were totally a thing. Now I
can just text him not to watcha movie for him not to watch.
Have you watched a good movie lately. I was going to bring up one

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more dumb thing and then we cangive them movies, okay. I This
event I was at on Saturday nightwas held at a place called Lily Fresh
Farms Event Center. And it's notin Hudson. It's outside of Hudson.
It's always away, but it isright across from the Wild Noble Sanctuary that's
out there. And I was talkingto somebody there and they were talking about

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this wild Animal Sanctuary. We've beento that as at an event once,
and well, I hear they haveone of the tigers from Tiger King there.
I was kind of floating through yourstory. I was thinking of other
things, and then you just suckedme back in and we were laughing about
how I never watched the Tiger King. And I was standing there talking to

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a couple too, and the manwas like, that's so idiotic and dumb,
and his wife went on and onand on about how wonderful the Tiger
King. And that's what got methrough COVID, if we're being honest,
because it came out COVID was hiddenright as COVID was beginning, and so
we all had to be home andwe all watched The Tiger King. But

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I think it was no. Idon't want to say it was just a
girl thing. Because Sean Patrick wasobsessed with The Tiger King. He loved
that show and we text back andforth with each other about The Tiger King
stuff. But like Ryan could notmake it through one episode. The first

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episode, I'm like, I justtry. He's like, this is so
train wreck I can't even And Ithat's what makes me awful, is I
love that. Not only do youlose the time, but I am convinced
that show will make you dumber.It actually lowers your IQ. It might,
which is why I've binged on itfourteen times. It's so good.

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It's the same thing as um likeJerry Springer or more. You know what
I'm what I mean by that becauseI haven't watched those either. Well it's
did their train wreckery and they're sofun to watch. It's it's sad,
but it's true. I don't wantto watch TV shows about people having the
perfect wedding. I want to watchsomething where somebody slept with their cousin.

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can safely say that I was maybeone of the few of us that weren't
at Taylor Swift this weekend. Yeah, we didn't go. We weren't there.
Well, there's not enough money inthe world, and apparently you had
to have all the money in theworld to be able to go to Taylor
Swift. Yeah. Yeah, peoplewere selling kidneys. It was insanity people.
I mean, I've seen the pastcouple of weeks people fighting online,

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people getting ripped off and telling theirstory of how they spent like gave some
of like a thousand bucks, andthen there were no real tickets. You
know. Our mutual friend Amy Amyher her daughter graduated high school this last
spring, and she says, Okay, here's the deal. I'll throw you
a graduation party, or i'll buyyour tickets to Taylor Swift. Boom hands

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down tickets to Taylor Swift seven hundredeach and that was Chief eighteen hundred,
two thousand dollars. No problem.I need to go and see if Amy
posted pictures, because how well shedidn't go. She went with a She
went with a friend. Okay,well, I want to know how close
they were for seven d nosebleeds.No, no, no, that's what

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she said. Nosebleats. Oh wow, that's crazy. But you know,
I feel like the thing is everybody'ssuper positive at that show. And that's
one thing that I do like aboutit is everybody's pretty cool and everybody's positive,
and you know, and so Ilike that. I didn't realize it
was such a girl thing. Allmy nieces went, and my nieces took
their daughters as well. Yeah,and it was a big girly night and

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they wore costumes and they made friendshipbracelets. I didn't realize that was a
thing. But what I got tickets? You did? And yes, I
was asked if I would like tickets, and I was like, okay,
sure, and uh and I gavethem to a neighbor girl because she is
the biggest Taylor Swift fan. Firstof all, Sophie is too old.

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She she you know, she doesn'tshe's not interested. And Murphy's too young.
And I feel like this is sucha huge show. The Swift sweet
spot is tweens. Is that whatyou're saying. Yeah, so she's a
tween. And I mean it's likeit's like I gave her a ticket to
meet Jesus, you know what Imean. But it's that's so special that

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people. It seems like a lotof people had a lot of fun.
Oh they had a great time,and I'm sure it was you know it
was. I'd be curious to speakto the law enforcement who was obviously on
hand. I mean, for cryingout a lot of stadium were there I
met there wouldn't fighting, drinking,brawlin, no hug Yeah, next friendships

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and see. And that's another thingis I do like Taylor Swift. She's
adorable. I remember when she openedfor Rascal Flatch, just this cute little
kid. Who would have known.Now she's like a world domination chick.
But good on her. But Ihave to say that going where there's a
lot of people and people are tradingfriendship bracelets sounds really freaky to me.

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Like I think I would freak outin the middle of that. I would.
I would, I'd get claustrophobic,and people we thrown beads at me.
I sounded scary, and I justsaid no. Amy. Literally,
we went to dinner with Amy thenight of Tay on Friday was there.
It was Friday night and Saturday night, but they went on on Friday night

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and she showed me pictures of herdaughter and I said, what are all
those bracelets? Because she had braceletsfrom her wrist to a pastor elbow.
And she says, oh, yeah, they make them. She's been making
them for weeks. And then youtrade them with people. Ah really,
I know. I though. Doyou then take them home? And like
I guess you would keep them withmaybe the tickets stub or something right,

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a shadowbox. I see, thisis where I'm not built for these things.
I said, I'll give them tomy neighbor friend, a little girl,
because she is yeah tweens is likethe sweet spot. I am not
madmath thing it at all. Ijust don't understand it. I don't understand
that kind of passion. If Sophiewere older than I would have taken her,

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and we would have probably had Sophieor I'm sorry, if Murphy were
older, I would have probably takenher. We would have probably had Sophie
go with us. But she's justnot quite there. And again for how
much tickets cost. I want thisto be a memory, of core memory
in your brain that you remember,and at that age, she's not going

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to remember that. My niece Nikka, I mean, she took her daughter
and they made they made outfits,then they sewed things onto apparent see.
And that's what I think it's coolis this girl will and now has created
this like world and it's a positiveworld, and people are kind and they
wear funny costumes, but they're andglitter. I saw so many people Friday

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night leaving my neighborhood wearing a lotof glitter. I was like, well,
you guys can all go for arun after the concert. To me,
that's that's interesting in the fact thatOkay, she's created her own world
and it's just it's Taylor and everybodycomes to lives and and but but again,
I like it because there's so manyartists who are just negative and you

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should trash the town you live in, right and you you know, I
mean it's just so so this itreally is like a breath of fresh air.
It's very it's sweet. I don'tknow, it touched my cold,
black dead. Yes, we gottafind some this is unlike us. We
must find snark in this. Iknow. Yeah, it's too pure.

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Here's the snark is somebody's guy atat Investco or Mile High or whatever they
call it. Now, somebody's jobto clean up the glitter from the sad
clean they actually, I read halfto burn the stadium down and Ta's rebuilding
it because the glitter is so ingrained. Let's get get somewhere. It never

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go, it never leaves. Youget clean it, you know it.
Yeah, the next Broncos game,it'll be like, that's just tailored dust.
That's what we'll start calling it.Oh, is that Taylor Does.
It's been six years since the show. Still Taylor Does. Still there.
It doesn't leave. But I thinkit's I thought it was sweet. It's

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sweet. Sorry, Hey, that'sit. That's it. So positive.
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