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This is a big nineties of annine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute morning show. All right, let's go. Welcome to Scott and
Sadie's twenty minute morning show. Here'scontent produced for the I Heart Radio appor
wherever you download your podcast and ifyou'd like it, share it, subscribe
it. Tostract Where are you dancing? No, I'm not dancing. What
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are you doing? I'm just shiftingmy knees like this like this like this.
Yeah, well I got first likethat. Does it distract you?
Because this is a new meme.This is stand up Sadie. She lives
here now forever. She's never gonnasleep again. And Sadie Sadica hurt so
bad she can't sit down. Noit actually, I do feel like it's
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gotten a little better. So I'mjust gonna stand. I'm gonna stand.
But I think it's well, itis better for you. It's good not
to sit all the time, saysthe woman who's been sitting the last forty
years. Yeah forty well, yeah, forty years because I'm forty. Oh
no, I just had a realization. Sadie has a baby, learned to
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walk and realize what the hell isall the joy about. I'm gonna sit
back down. I'm gonna go sitagain. That's a lot of rigamarow for
what you get. You know,learn stairs. That was me as a
child, and so now you're knewme. I'm gonna new me. I'm
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gonna stand every day. I evenwent so far as to move my chair
and that was a lot of work. Yeah, I didn't move it far.
Actually, now that I look atit, I actually weren't just pushed
it up. Now this is whoI am. Now I'm standing sadie.
You know what, I might evengo and get one of those stepper machines
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burn some calories while I'm here.At my other job, we have the
director of our Department of Human Services. She's a lovely, needy lady named
Jamie. Has the stand up deskand she has one of them treadmills under
her stand up. She walks,So she walks while she's on endl a
zoom meetings. That's what she does. So does the walking freak you out?
Like, as you're in a zoomand I see her walking, She's
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just standing there walking and she's like, hey, guys, see, I
would be out there. She'll takefive minutes in the meeting. I'd be
like steak notes and she's walking,and she's walking, and she's walking on
the Zoom meeting and she still takenotes and she'll she'll be actively participating that
one, which is like, wow, I just try not fall asleep on
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the end of Zoom meetings, youknow. And and but think of how
many steps she gets in. Isshe one of those crazy people or whatever
tracks the steps. Yes, you'vehad eighty two thousand steps to where mine.
I will be laying in bed atnight and it will say to me,
you have done one hundred and twelvesteps, something so stupid. I
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once never hits over a hundred.I for a while, I thought I
was going to get a new AppleWatch, because I've had the same Apple
Watch for a long for a surprisinglylong time for me, still works just
great. But the new ones dosuch amazing things, and I think,
oh, oh, you kitting likeyou're going to use those amazing fitness things
underwater while swimming long distances. I'lltake it. One of the things that
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the new ones do, though,is they monitor a fib and I think,
you know, as a guy thathas a fib. I thought that's
pretty cool, but I'm wondering ifit's so connected that it will call the
police saying, hey, this guyhad moved all day, maybe he's dead.
I would get visited fairly regular.I'd be like, hey, guys,
no, I'm good, Damn judgeApple watch, I know no,
you know what. I've got oneof those Apple watches because I am a
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hypochondriac certified like a fantasy education.Yeah, and so I got it,
but I had to not wear itanymore because I kept checking my heart rate
constantly and then I don't know howto read anything, you know what in
my I know see, But Idid it so much. I would do
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it like every ten minutes. I'dlook down and check to make sure my
heart was normal. And then Ithought, this is super unhealthy. And
so I got an Aura ring,which sends me alerts on my phone when
my heart is racing. Anyway,I can't have anything like that except this
ring. It does it automatically openup the page on web MD of what
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you might have. No see,I need it to be very specific,
like call nine one now you're good. That's it. I don't want anything
in between. But what's funny isI buy all these things because I am
a hypochontract to the max. ButI bought like one of those things where
you look in people's ears because Ithought, well, if anyone has an
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earache, I don't know what tolook for. I guess red. But
I'm sitting there looking into this thingtrying to see. I don't know how
to do that. I even Ione knows where it squeezes, and I
don't know what I'm doing. That'saphagmometer, by the way. I don't
know why I keep purchasing medical supply. Have you seen the new one?
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That's pretty cool? Actually, it'sit's like a probe that you put in
your ear and then you can seethe picture on your iPhone. No,
I figured you'd want one. Butdon't you think that's getting a little out
of hand? Yeah? I meanI want to die the old fashioned way
like everyone and my family dies bothsides. Where my heart explodes. I
don't even know what's happened. It'sjust done. It's black. It's the
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Sopranos finale. Oh, I hatedthat Sopranos finale. I know everybody hated
it because they didn't know what happened? Can I pick a better song than
Journeys? Don't stop believing? Iknow the song you want to die Too.
There's a great show. I donot want to die to anything by
Journey. You know what I wantto die too? Because I think it
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would make it easier. Yacht rock. I love yacht You're just fade to
black with if you like you Coladasand getting that song? And you know
why, I hate that song.I talked about it a few episodes ago.
It's disgusting. They're putting out disgustingpersonal ads, chee on themselves and
then they meet and they're like,we don't listen, just give me a
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second. And then they meet andthey're like, oh my gosh. I'd
be like, what the hell areyou doing here? And he would do
the same. I hate that song, yes, but when you listen to
yacht rock you're here, you dohear it a lot. I never sing
along, but Michael McDonald, I'mcertain to know every song of his is
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yacht rock only work in the summer. No, now, there's a year
round yacht rock because rich people inMiami there is no summer. They want
to listen to yacht rock in Miami. Yet it's so good. If you
haven't checked it out, you definitelyshould. Favorite. They've done multiple shows
on yacht rock. Say sorry,I'm just so passionate. It's so good.
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Every song, I'm like, whoa, I love this bonus. Robbie
Dupree steal Away. You know whoI've seen in concert that's totally yacht rock.
First, about my yacht rock dreamAnd they were at Red Rocks a
few years ago, and I shouldhave done it, but it was hallow
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notates hallll of notes. Oh mygod, I know every song by hollow
notes and I know oh the pitchesand I sing along and I'm so good
at hollow notes karaoke. But thatis probably my favorite. No, Michael
McDonald might be my favorite yacht rock. We've done yat rock before. Go
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back to what you want to dieto. I'm picking yacht rock. But
what if in my final breadth thePenia Coloda song comes on? Yeah,
That'll mean I'm going to hell.If that song is stuck in your head
for eternity, that's it's like theear on. There's no one there to
rant to because I have you hereand I have all heard it. I'm
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like Ryan came here, listen what'son? Listen to how stupid this song
is? And he's like, yeah, I know, please please let this
just you listen to something else besidesya rock. No, you know what
he likes yacht rock too, rightpack channel? Uh now, not my
thing yacht rock. I don't know. I just think the eighties were such
a deliciously sweet eighties and nineties weredeliciously delicious. I mean, that's where
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you got the best to the bestthe end. I don't know what were
we even set out to talk about. I know what we're going to set
out to talk about? Your knee? No, that hurts too? Yeah,
it all hurts. It pops.I don't know what that means when
it pops. I can hear it. Click when I walk. There's clicking
when I chew, click click.So many things that relief Factor at relief
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Factor dot com. Uh, freeplug. I should get paid for that.
I mean all the big talk radiohosts do. Why can't I?
You know it, I don't thinkit was meant for me, but I
could never I could never tell mypet because he would call me and say,
is it helping? And I don'twant my parents to worry. So
I'm like, I think so,and he's like, you would tell me,
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and I'm like, yes, Dad. When you get the twenty one
free twenty one day free trial packfor seventeen ninety nine shipping, when oh
my gosh, oh yeah, that'swhat it's just twenty it's just seventeen ninety
nine, and you get right,and they say, because it takes about
three weeks where to kind of kickin. And then you know, the
twenty one days passes, and youthink, I feel a little bit better,
but not one hundred PRIP points andthen they ding you for the seventy
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nine ninety nine monthly on that andyou think, when you feel a different
kind of page, your niece,that's why your knee hurts less because your
wallet, my wallet hurts because you'regetting kicked in the gut every time you
get charged for relief bac Er atrelief factor dot com. Yeah, you're
obsessed. My dad swears that hetook it one day and the next day
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he was cured, and so thisis the first time hearing about it.
They say three weeks. Oh yeah, that's the reason. Have you read
the reviews? Because I jumped onlineto take a look before I put this
into my body, like, whatis this? And ninety two people like
this does not work? I don'tknow. See that's it. Now I'm
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too afraid to go back off it. Yes, now Scott's addicted to relief
actor, which I'm concerned my fatheralso has an unhealthy addiction to relief factor
because I feel better, but notone hundred points, you know, And
so I I if I go offit, when I go back to the
wee feeling the way I felt sowith this ziatic I got. I've been
doing. I got and went tothe chiropractor, dry needling, um,
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cryogenics, um. I mean,I've done a ton of stuff and I
don't if it does start, ifsomething does kick in and start working,
I will not know what it is. You know. What I mean?
Is that where you're at, whereyou're like, because you just got cry
out right, I got the littlespot cry. Oh. I'm also on
the balance of nature. That's thefruits and vegetables in the capsule. Oh
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oh, that's a thing I thoughtyou're being. I thought you were being
deep. You're in the balance ofnature. I've got the balance of nature.
You can look it up online.It's the balance of nature. It's
it's you know you can do youthink those work? Because I've heard you
pee out like majority of everything.Oh no, I feel balanced? Do
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to the twenty minute Morning Show withScott and Satie, A big ninety seven
nine production. How many cameras withthis new edition make by the way,
okay, hold on, hil friendto mean, okay, I'm time,
But are you looking it up tosee? Are you're counting two? Three?
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Oh? My god, that's enough. I don't have any in the
home. Seven I have seven cameras. How many indoors? Um? Two
of them are outdoors. That's creepy, creepy. Five cameras indoors, that's
creepy. You know what, you'recreepy. I'm not the one spying on
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my family. I am so tiredof hearing I'm creepy. That's creepy.
Five cameras inside, Yeah, fivecameras, but many a time and she
looks right now, Ryan's up.No, I'm just kidding. You know
what's funny is he he will turnthem off as he should have the app
and he'll turn him off, andthen I'll turn him back on, and
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he'll turn him off, and I'llturn him back on and it will go
on until we die. But camerasoutside the home, I understand, inside
the home just weird. You knowwhere I got started with this camera thing
is uh, just with Murphy.I mean I had a camera in the
other kids rooms too. Now grantedthey were they were ghetto where it was
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like a little tube TV. Andyou'd have to carry that little tube TV
around with you and and it waslike a green blob and you're like,
is it breathing? And you'd stareat the camera for twenty five minutes trying
to see if your kid's breathing.On the phone, you can see what
they're reading, you can see Italk to her. Scott has seen me
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times where like Murphy will do somethingand it'll trigger the camera, and I'll
push the microphone and go Murphy andshe'll look up. So now what she
does is when she wants to benaughty, she takes the cameras off the
wall. Turn good for six yearsold, and she's already figuring you out.
Now listen. Of course I wouldn'tput one in the other older kids
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rooms because oh my god, Icouldn't sleep after that. I would never
have the courage to check them,especially the boy. Oh could you imagine
the things you'd see? I knowI can. And if I passed by
his door and I'm like, badjuji. I mean just teenage boys are
just I just I can't. Ican't they are. So now what you
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want to do, though, isput a camera on the side of your
home and outside makes sense. I'llgrant you that. I have recently ordered
another camera to put on the sideof my home because I love it when
I drive past my helme and itlights up like the Fourth of July,
because I have so many can forus. Oh you've got the lights.
Yeah I don't. Oh, Ijust want to monitor, just to see,
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just for evidence. Oh, soyou can go, No, you
got to do it. So ittriggers it so that if somebody like eggs
your house or knocks and runs away, you get that, you get that
trigger and it takes the video.I almost just sat down, and then
I said, no new, Sadie. We are now standard. So our
years hardwired then, because mine's thesimply safe. Well, some are there
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minor ring brand, some are hardwiredand some are let's see, hey,
because you kinstantly got to pull themdown and you got to recharge. You
mean, that's a lot of work. Actually, I only have one that's
a plug in. Every other oneit is, and I would say twice
a month I have to walk aroundand do battery change. So you have
the spare batteries. I do,yeah, Sadi, moneycause so stop it's
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a ring doorbell, you know.I mean, they're they're not that much.
I love them. I love I'maddicted to them. I am.
I was just thinking this morning againas I was driving out, we need
a sidecamra for that? Why sowe didn't light up to when you you
know what? And also I,hey, here's something a little corny.
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Maybe you'll think is lame, butprobably they pick up the school bus comes
right in our backyard. Yes,and I can see the school bus,
and I could see Murphy jumping onthe bus. And it just makes me
feel like I'm an involved parent whileI'm here. You know, I'm an
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evolved parent. The microphone and gohave a great day. Oh and I
sound like a transformer that loving positiveenergy to my children. But I honestly
that is something that brings me joy. I see her. I guess that
is what it comes down to.Spy on. Yes, yikes, are
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we done? No, We've gotto talk about spying on your kids for
another three minutes here. But Idon't want to talk about that at all.
I wrote something down earlier, hangon, and I'll probably look at
it today, And that was dumbto even be thinking about, so stupid.
Hang on, it's pulling up thestory. Oh my gosh, there's
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a new Bachelor. I read thatit's called the Golden Bachelor. I read
that I might jump back on thetrain. Why because now you're gonna watch
hot old lady train is so faketanned. I just want to I have
to watch it. If there's alreadytrained wrecorry in the promo. Oh,
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the show's gonna be great, Andthen okay, and then I'm wondering are
they going to have women his age, because I find I would find that
very poor taste if they were justa bunch of night how daddy. No,
it's got to be ladies in theirfifty sixties. And to be yes,
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you know, I don't think ABC, which is a parent company of
Disney or whatever, would do somethinglike that. I think that'd be too
risky to have young girls. Whycan't I think of that guy's name that
was so phony, fake tan,good looking, he made a career NYM.
I went there too, but Iread the Golden matchlor thought they're gonna
have George Hamilton on this deal.He looks like it. And I just
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want to say, whoever's doing thespray tan over there? That is a
Dancing with the Stars level spray tan. This dude needs a bachelor level spray
tan, which is, have youbeen to the beach lately? And on
Dancing with the Stars you turn acomplete different race because they spray tan.
These people seventeen layers of spray tanand the orange he goes dripping off them,
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and yeah, well they're dancing them, they're sweating, but yeah,
this guy, so it's called theGolden Back Golden Bachelor, which okay,
I'm a little weary. He'll stillwatch. I don't know he's see he
looks doochey, but I might jumpthrough the conclusions here. Oh yeah,
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he's well, the d came up, but now he was he's one of
the Like if I saw him somewhere, I'd be like, douchealer. You
know, I watch it, andwhat if he tells a story like my
wife died, and then I'm gonnabe like, oh man, I call
him a douche he Okay, Sohere's the release that they sent out Jerry
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Turner, and it's Jerry with aG. Hang on everybody. A seventy
one year old grandpa from Indiana willstart in the spinoff series. ABC calls
quote a whole new kind of lovestory. It's not one for the Golden
years end quote. Here's what Iwant to know at seventy one, is
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this guy gonna do? Are theygoing to follow the same pattern because here's
what they do on The Bachelor.Yeah, they date, date, date.
I can't even believe these women onthis. I can't even believe it.
And women are just so fearce witheach other. It's rough, But
they date date date that they atthe end they pick two women and it's
and then they interview these women.This should be called Last Man on Earth
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because that's how they're acting, wherethey're like, if he doesn't pick me,
my life will be over. AndI'm just like, you are going
to break up, so stop it. And then so they get down to
two people, okay, two chicks, and they do the fantasy suite porny
name for an ABC show, andthe dude, the guy will ask then
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you know, it'll show them withone girl, would you like to come
with me to the fantasy suite,which means sleep together. They're not gonna
go to a fantasy suite and playcanasta and so and they're always like yes
one time I saw no one timeand her ass got kicked off. She
did not get picked, and Iwas like, oh all right enough,
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This is a big nineties of annine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
twenty minute morning show. All right, let's go. Welcome to Scott and
Sadie's twenty minute morning show. Here'scontent produced for the I Heart Radio appor
wherever you download your podcast and ifyou'd like it, share it, subscribe
it. Tostract Where are you dancing? No, I'm not dancing. What
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are you doing? I'm just shiftingmy knees like this like this like this.
Yeah, well I got first likethat. Does it distract you?
Because this is a new meme.This is stand up Sadie. She lives
here now forever. She's never gonnasleep again. And Sadie Sadica hurt so
bad she can't sit down. Noit actually, I do feel like it's
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gotten a little better. So I'mjust gonna stand. I'm gonna stand.
But I think it's well, itis better for you. It's good not
to sit all the time, saysthe woman who's been sitting the last forty
years. Yeah forty well, yeah, forty years because I'm forty. Oh
no, I just had a realization. Sadie has a baby, learned to
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walk and realize what the hell isall the joy about. I'm gonna sit
back down. I'm gonna go sitagain. That's a lot of rigamarow for
what you get. You know,learn stairs. That was me as a
child, and so now you're knewme. I'm gonna new me. I'm
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gonna stand every day. I evenwent so far as to move my chair
and that was a lot of work. Yeah, I didn't move it far.
Actually, now that I look atit, I actually weren't just pushed
it up. Now this is whoI am. Now I'm standing sadie.
You know what, I might evengo and get one of those stepper machines
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burn some calories while I'm here.At my other job, we have the
director of our Department of Human Services. She's a lovely, needy lady named
Jamie. Has the stand up deskand she has one of them treadmills under
her stand up. She walks,So she walks while she's on endl a
zoom meetings. That's what she does. So does the walking freak you out?
Like, as you're in a zoomand I see her walking, She's
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just standing there walking and she's like, hey, guys, see, I
would be out there. She'll takefive minutes in the meeting. I'd be
like steak notes and she's walking,and she's walking, and she's walking on
the Zoom meeting and she still takenotes and she'll she'll be actively participating that
one, which is like, wow, I just try not fall asleep on
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the end of Zoom meetings, youknow. And and but think of how
many steps she gets in. Isshe one of those crazy people or whatever
tracks the steps. Yes, you'vehad eighty two thousand steps to where mine.
I will be laying in bed atnight and it will say to me,
you have done one hundred and twelvesteps, something so stupid. I
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once never hits over a hundred.I for a while, I thought I
was going to get a new AppleWatch, because I've had the same Apple
Watch for a long for a surprisinglylong time for me, still works just
great. But the new ones dosuch amazing things, and I think,
oh, oh, you kitting likeyou're going to use those amazing fitness things
underwater while swimming long distances. I'lltake it. One of the things that
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the new ones do, though,is they monitor a fib and I think,
you know, as a guy thathas a fib. I thought that's
pretty cool, but I'm wondering ifit's so connected that it will call the
police saying, hey, this guyhad moved all day, maybe he's dead.
I would get visited fairly regular.I'd be like, hey, guys,
no, I'm good, Damn judgeApple watch, I know no,
you know what. I've got oneof those Apple watches because I am a
(03:44):
hypochondriac certified like a fantasy education.Yeah, and so I got it,
but I had to not wear itanymore because I kept checking my heart rate
constantly and then I don't know howto read anything, you know what in
my I know see, But Idid it so much. I would do
(04:05):
it like every ten minutes. I'dlook down and check to make sure my
heart was normal. And then Ithought, this is super unhealthy. And
so I got an Aura ring,which sends me alerts on my phone when
my heart is racing. Anyway,I can't have anything like that except this
ring. It does it automatically openup the page on web MD of what
(04:27):
you might have. No see,I need it to be very specific,
like call nine one now you're good. That's it. I don't want anything
in between. But what's funny isI buy all these things because I am
a hypochontract to the max. ButI bought like one of those things where
you look in people's ears because Ithought, well, if anyone has an
(04:48):
earache, I don't know what tolook for. I guess red. But
I'm sitting there looking into this thingtrying to see. I don't know how
to do that. I even Ione knows where it squeezes, and I
don't know what I'm doing. That'saphagmometer, by the way. I don't
know why I keep purchasing medical supply. Have you seen the new one?
(05:10):
That's pretty cool? Actually, it'sit's like a probe that you put in
your ear and then you can seethe picture on your iPhone. No,
I figured you'd want one. Butdon't you think that's getting a little out
of hand? Yeah? I meanI want to die the old fashioned way
like everyone and my family dies bothsides. Where my heart explodes. I
don't even know what's happened. It'sjust done. It's black. It's the
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Sopranos finale. Oh, I hatedthat Sopranos finale. I know everybody hated
it because they didn't know what happened? Can I pick a better song than
Journeys? Don't stop believing? Iknow the song you want to die Too.
There's a great show. I donot want to die to anything by
Journey. You know what I wantto die too? Because I think it
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would make it easier. Yacht rock. I love yacht You're just fade to
black with if you like you Coladasand getting that song? And you know
why, I hate that song.I talked about it a few episodes ago.
It's disgusting. They're putting out disgustingpersonal ads, chee on themselves and
then they meet and they're like,we don't listen, just give me a
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second. And then they meet andthey're like, oh my gosh. I'd
be like, what the hell areyou doing here? And he would do
the same. I hate that song, yes, but when you listen to
yacht rock you're here, you dohear it a lot. I never sing
along, but Michael McDonald, I'mcertain to know every song of his is
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yacht rock only work in the summer. No, now, there's a year
round yacht rock because rich people inMiami there is no summer. They want
to listen to yacht rock in Miami. Yet it's so good. If you
haven't checked it out, you definitelyshould. Favorite. They've done multiple shows
on yacht rock. Say sorry,I'm just so passionate. It's so good.
(07:02):
Every song, I'm like, whoa, I love this bonus. Robbie
Dupree steal Away. You know whoI've seen in concert that's totally yacht rock.
First, about my yacht rock dreamAnd they were at Red Rocks a
few years ago, and I shouldhave done it, but it was hallow
(07:24):
notates hallll of notes. Oh mygod, I know every song by hollow
notes and I know oh the pitchesand I sing along and I'm so good
at hollow notes karaoke. But thatis probably my favorite. No, Michael
McDonald might be my favorite yacht rock. We've done yat rock before. Go
(07:46):
back to what you want to dieto. I'm picking yacht rock. But
what if in my final breadth thePenia Coloda song comes on? Yeah,
That'll mean I'm going to hell.If that song is stuck in your head
for eternity, that's it's like theear on. There's no one there to
rant to because I have you hereand I have all heard it. I'm
(08:09):
like Ryan came here, listen what'son? Listen to how stupid this song
is? And he's like, yeah, I know, please please let this
just you listen to something else besidesya rock. No, you know what
he likes yacht rock too, rightpack channel? Uh now, not my
thing yacht rock. I don't know. I just think the eighties were such
a deliciously sweet eighties and nineties weredeliciously delicious. I mean, that's where
(08:33):
you got the best to the bestthe end. I don't know what were
we even set out to talk about. I know what we're going to set
out to talk about? Your knee? No, that hurts too? Yeah,
it all hurts. It pops.I don't know what that means when
it pops. I can hear it. Click when I walk. There's clicking
when I chew, click click.So many things that relief Factor at relief
(08:58):
Factor dot com. Uh, freeplug. I should get paid for that.
I mean all the big talk radiohosts do. Why can't I?
You know it, I don't thinkit was meant for me, but I
could never I could never tell mypet because he would call me and say,
is it helping? And I don'twant my parents to worry. So
I'm like, I think so,and he's like, you would tell me,
(09:24):
and I'm like, yes, Dad. When you get the twenty one
free twenty one day free trial packfor seventeen ninety nine shipping, when oh
my gosh, oh yeah, that'swhat it's just twenty it's just seventeen ninety
nine, and you get right,and they say, because it takes about
three weeks where to kind of kickin. And then you know, the
twenty one days passes, and youthink, I feel a little bit better,
but not one hundred PRIP points andthen they ding you for the seventy
(09:46):
nine ninety nine monthly on that andyou think, when you feel a different
kind of page, your niece,that's why your knee hurts less because your
wallet, my wallet hurts because you'regetting kicked in the gut every time you
get charged for relief bac Er atrelief factor dot com. Yeah, you're
obsessed. My dad swears that hetook it one day and the next day
(10:07):
he was cured, and so thisis the first time hearing about it.
They say three weeks. Oh yeah, that's the reason. Have you read
the reviews? Because I jumped onlineto take a look before I put this
into my body, like, whatis this? And ninety two people like
this does not work? I don'tknow. See that's it. Now I'm
(10:28):
too afraid to go back off it. Yes, now Scott's addicted to relief
actor, which I'm concerned my fatheralso has an unhealthy addiction to relief factor
because I feel better, but notone hundred points, you know, And
so I I if I go offit, when I go back to the
wee feeling the way I felt sowith this ziatic I got. I've been
doing. I got and went tothe chiropractor, dry needling, um,
(10:52):
cryogenics, um. I mean,I've done a ton of stuff and I
don't if it does start, ifsomething does kick in and start working,
I will not know what it is. You know. What I mean?
Is that where you're at, whereyou're like, because you just got cry
out right, I got the littlespot cry. Oh. I'm also on
the balance of nature. That's thefruits and vegetables in the capsule. Oh
(11:16):
oh, that's a thing I thoughtyou're being. I thought you were being
deep. You're in the balance ofnature. I've got the balance of nature.
You can look it up online.It's the balance of nature. It's
it's you know you can do youthink those work? Because I've heard you
pee out like majority of everything.Oh no, I feel balanced? Do
you feel balanced because you're taking something? All right? Guy? Segment two,
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to the twenty minute Morning Show withScott and Satie, A big ninety seven
nine production. How many cameras withthis new edition make by the way,
okay, hold on, hil friendto mean, okay, I'm time,
But are you looking it up tosee? Are you're counting two? Three?
(13:09):
Oh? My god, that's enough. I don't have any in the
home. Seven I have seven cameras. How many indoors? Um? Two
of them are outdoors. That's creepy, creepy. Five cameras indoors, that's
creepy. You know what, you'recreepy. I'm not the one spying on
(13:31):
my family. I am so tiredof hearing I'm creepy. That's creepy.
Five cameras inside, Yeah, fivecameras, but many a time and she
looks right now, Ryan's up.No, I'm just kidding. You know
what's funny is he he will turnthem off as he should have the app
and he'll turn him off, andthen I'll turn him back on, and
(13:52):
he'll turn him off, and I'llturn him back on and it will go
on until we die. But camerasoutside the home, I understand, inside
the home just weird. You knowwhere I got started with this camera thing
is uh, just with Murphy.I mean I had a camera in the
other kids rooms too. Now grantedthey were they were ghetto where it was
(14:13):
like a little tube TV. Andyou'd have to carry that little tube TV
around with you and and it waslike a green blob and you're like,
is it breathing? And you'd stareat the camera for twenty five minutes trying
to see if your kid's breathing.On the phone, you can see what
they're reading, you can see Italk to her. Scott has seen me
(14:37):
times where like Murphy will do somethingand it'll trigger the camera, and I'll
push the microphone and go Murphy andshe'll look up. So now what she
does is when she wants to benaughty, she takes the cameras off the
wall. Turn good for six yearsold, and she's already figuring you out.
Now listen. Of course I wouldn'tput one in the other older kids
(15:01):
rooms because oh my god, Icouldn't sleep after that. I would never
have the courage to check them,especially the boy. Oh could you imagine
the things you'd see? I knowI can. And if I passed by
his door and I'm like, badjuji. I mean just teenage boys are
just I just I can't. Ican't they are. So now what you
(15:24):
want to do, though, isput a camera on the side of your
home and outside makes sense. I'llgrant you that. I have recently ordered
another camera to put on the sideof my home because I love it when
I drive past my helme and itlights up like the Fourth of July,
because I have so many can forus. Oh you've got the lights.
Yeah I don't. Oh, Ijust want to monitor, just to see,
(15:50):
just for evidence. Oh, soyou can go, No, you
got to do it. So ittriggers it so that if somebody like eggs
your house or knocks and runs away, you get that, you get that
trigger and it takes the video.I almost just sat down, and then
I said, no new, Sadie. We are now standard. So our
years hardwired then, because mine's thesimply safe. Well, some are there
(16:11):
minor ring brand, some are hardwiredand some are let's see, hey,
because you kinstantly got to pull themdown and you got to recharge. You
mean, that's a lot of work. Actually, I only have one that's
a plug in. Every other oneit is, and I would say twice
a month I have to walk aroundand do battery change. So you have
the spare batteries. I do,yeah, Sadi, moneycause so stop it's
(16:33):
a ring doorbell, you know.I mean, they're they're not that much.
I love them. I love I'maddicted to them. I am.
I was just thinking this morning againas I was driving out, we need
a sidecamra for that? Why sowe didn't light up to when you you
know what? And also I,hey, here's something a little corny.
(16:55):
Maybe you'll think is lame, butprobably they pick up the school bus comes
right in our backyard. Yes,and I can see the school bus,
and I could see Murphy jumping onthe bus. And it just makes me
feel like I'm an involved parent whileI'm here. You know, I'm an
(17:17):
evolved parent. The microphone and gohave a great day. Oh and I
sound like a transformer that loving positiveenergy to my children. But I honestly
that is something that brings me joy. I see her. I guess that
is what it comes down to.Spy on. Yes, yikes, are
(17:38):
we done? No, We've gotto talk about spying on your kids for
another three minutes here. But Idon't want to talk about that at all.
I wrote something down earlier, hangon, and I'll probably look at
it today, And that was dumbto even be thinking about, so stupid.
Hang on, it's pulling up thestory. Oh my gosh, there's
(17:59):
a new Bachelor. I read thatit's called the Golden Bachelor. I read
that I might jump back on thetrain. Why because now you're gonna watch
hot old lady train is so faketanned. I just want to I have
to watch it. If there's alreadytrained wrecorry in the promo. Oh,
(18:21):
the show's gonna be great, Andthen okay, and then I'm wondering are
they going to have women his age, because I find I would find that
very poor taste if they were justa bunch of night how daddy. No,
it's got to be ladies in theirfifty sixties. And to be yes,
(18:44):
you know, I don't think ABC, which is a parent company of
Disney or whatever, would do somethinglike that. I think that'd be too
risky to have young girls. Whycan't I think of that guy's name that
was so phony, fake tan,good looking, he made a career NYM.
I went there too, but Iread the Golden matchlor thought they're gonna
have George Hamilton on this deal.He looks like it. And I just
(19:06):
want to say, whoever's doing thespray tan over there? That is a
Dancing with the Stars level spray tan. This dude needs a bachelor level spray
tan, which is, have youbeen to the beach lately? And on
Dancing with the Stars you turn acomplete different race because they spray tan.
These people seventeen layers of spray tanand the orange he goes dripping off them,
(19:27):
and yeah, well they're dancing them, they're sweating, but yeah,
this guy, so it's called theGolden Back Golden Bachelor, which okay,
I'm a little weary. He'll stillwatch. I don't know he's see he
looks doochey, but I might jumpthrough the conclusions here. Oh yeah,
(19:51):
he's well, the d came up, but now he was he's one of
the Like if I saw him somewhere, I'd be like, douchealer. You
know, I watch it, andwhat if he tells a story like my
wife died, and then I'm gonnabe like, oh man, I call
him a douche he Okay, Sohere's the release that they sent out Jerry
(20:12):
Turner, and it's Jerry with aG. Hang on everybody. A seventy
one year old grandpa from Indiana willstart in the spinoff series. ABC calls
quote a whole new kind of lovestory. It's not one for the Golden
years end quote. Here's what Iwant to know at seventy one, is
(20:33):
this guy gonna do? Are theygoing to follow the same pattern because here's
what they do on The Bachelor.Yeah, they date, date, date.
I can't even believe these women onthis. I can't even believe it.
And women are just so fearce witheach other. It's rough, But
they date date date that they atthe end they pick two women and it's
and then they interview these women.This should be called Last Man on Earth
(20:56):
because that's how they're acting, wherethey're like, if he doesn't pick me,
my life will be over. AndI'm just like, you are going
to break up, so stop it. And then so they get down to
two people, okay, two chicks, and they do the fantasy suite porny
name for an ABC show, andthe dude, the guy will ask then
(21:18):
you know, it'll show them withone girl, would you like to come
with me to the fantasy suite,which means sleep together. They're not gonna
go to a fantasy suite and playcanasta and so and they're always like yes
one time I saw no one timeand her ass got kicked off. She
did not get picked, and Iwas like, oh all right enough,
(21:41):
Oh wait, no, I'm notdone earlier. You know what this up
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