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July 19, 2023 • 21 mins
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This is a big nineties of annine production. Welcome to Scott and Sadie's
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we'll give us something to talk about. But today, Sadie has it nailed.

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She's got a complete I don't eventhink I have it nailed. Parenting
is so hard, Scott, mayI begin by saying that, and yeah,
parenting is really rough. And Murphyhas this new fear that has been
unlocked within her and it's just keepingme up. Last night she slept in

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our bed and then she we hadto have the lights on. I slept
with the lights fully on. Andthen she had to have cartoons on because
she's scared of Grimace from McDonald's,The Big Fat Purple Dude. Well,
how was she exposed to Grimace fromMcDonald's. Well, it's was Grimace's birthday

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in McDonald's, you know, Andso they were selling this Grimace milkshake,
and so the commercials were constantly playinglike Happy Birthday, Grimace, and she
has lost her damn mind out offear. I have to sit by the
bathroom while she goes to the bathroom. I have to oh my gosh,

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I have to check everywhere. Yesterdayshe swore she saw Grimace in the basement
closet. So here I go downto show or there's no Grimace. But
it just it makes me laugh aboutthe dumb things that kids get afraid of.
What were you afraid of? It'sbecause here's what I was afraid of
the world ending. And then Istarted. I know I've always been an

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optiment, But thank you when youstop and then think about the things that
they designed that are supposedly for children, right, yeah, that could.
I mean my haunting for anybody myage will be shared. It's the kid
Catcher and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.Oh yes, why didn't I think that
that You've said for many years.So my sister Katie, she's terrified of

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ET the extraterrestrial even to this day. She because like a few years ago,
they had like a big anniversary,you know, like the thirty year
anniversary of this show or whatever,and she had to leave every time a
commercial would come on TV because itupset her. So you know what I
did? So you know what Idid. I went on Etsy and I

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found this et and it hangs overyour fence. It looks like he's looking
in and I'm going to hang iton her fence. Does it have that
finger that comes up in lights up? Literally, it's a two piece.
It's you hang the head up andthen it's a little figure that it goes,
Oh, like a little figure thatgoes over the fence like it's holding

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itself up. Oh, she's gonnacrap herself. I can't wait. So
when's he going to be here?It's already here. I just have to
get over to her house when she'snot there. Thank God of your family
listens to this program, I know, but I know people that know her
do. So please don't tell her. Shut up. We want this to

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be a surprise for her. Butoh my gosh, she's gonna lose her
mind. Why do I do this? You know why I do this because
I'm the youngest of four, she'sthe oldest, and they really they were
rough on me, they really were. And so I remember when the movie
arract Nephobia came out and my sisterI was, I don't even know how

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old I was. I was prettyyoung, and my sister said, it's
it's not about spiders. I watchedthe whole damn show thinking there's nothing but
spiders, and it's nothing but spiders. And then she got bought this big
rubber spider and would throw it atme randomly, and so I just feel
like this is some sort of payback. That's it. My kid's afraid of

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the Grimace. I did not sleeplast night. I was up half the
night. So what do you doto massage her of said fears of the
r I have to be with herall the time. I mean, I
have to follow her to the bathroom. She's afraid. She's I mean we're
talking to Daylight last yesterday, she'splaying in a room and she comes running

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because I guess the thought of Grimacecame to her and she's freaking out,
and I'm like, what's going on. I'm scared that's her thing. Would
there be anything to this? Andpsychologists everywhere about ready to cringe, but
would there be anything to say purchasinga stuff stuff Grimace? I don't even
know what you said. Grimace upand saying, look, you owned Grimmace.

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You just owned Grimace. Why isGrandma should be afraid of you?
Not you afraid of Grimace. Ishot Grimace around a little bit, put
him on fire, like mom stoppedtrying to hide the secret that Grimace is
real. Well, it was solike I said, it was Grimace's birthday
at McDonald's and so they were likeselling these Grimace milkshakes, and she told

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me, in a desperate fashion,we have to get one, and we
have to make a video wishing Grimacea happy birthday, which I think she
saw somewhere along that's but she wasso adamant yesterday that it was like,
he will be here if we donot drink this milkshake and wish him a

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happy And I'm just like, wow, McDonald's has it locked in in the
marketing. My kid is terrified intobuying this crappy milkshake. So last night
we sent Sophie to go pick upsome Grimace milkshakes. Well, Grimmace's birthday
is over now, and so nowI'm living in this cyclone of hell and

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I can't even buy the milkshake.So we can make the video so we
could wish them a happy birthday andput this to bed. And so I
don't know what I'm gonna do.I mean, what do you do?
What are you gonna do? Itis interesting to me through the years the
cartoon characters they have used to sellproducts. Think about that Lucky Charms,

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Lucky Charms, they're rabbit from theother cereal um god car insurance. We're
so dumb that, even as weget older, I need our cartoon to
explain how insurance works. So they'vegot a lizard, and they've got a
cartoon lizard, and they've got anAustrich. Now it's true, and and

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and we're actually buying more of theirproduct because there's a talking oversized bird talk.
I don't know, I don't know. That gecko seems pretty trustworthy.
I would actually trust that gecko morethan some of my family. Remember,
cartoon comes to shove, Who doyou what as your backup? Because you

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know what we it's at dinner lastnight we were actually laughing because we were
talking about old commercials. What aboutthe My Sophie brought up the Empire commercial,
you know with a cartoon where therug lays out and the floors and
the owner. But the owner died. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know. Hundred five very daytwo three. I have to finish this.

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I'm sorry, two three hundred Empiretoday. And so that's another Just
like when I think about think ofthat little cartoon guy, it just rolls
out the carbons that they contracted out. It's not a cartoon. A weird

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that's and that leads us to thelocal stuff. I think yours AD's running
on our radio station right now forthe most common of all jingles, tree
farm, the tree farm. Iknow how to get to the tree farm
here, you do. Never haveI gone into the tree farm five listen.
I passed it once and it waslike I saw a celebrity in real
life. We passed it, andI'm like, riot, it's the tree

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farm. We happened to pond thetree farm. We even tried to get
there, got off on exit twofifty five. Well, we took I
twenty five to exit two twenty fiveand then we just went five miles west
up the tree from tree Farmer.You see how that works. We were
talking about that last night too,and about how that is. That's it's

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also brilliant, literally they made asong out of their adjac their directions.
That's how you get to us,and you remember the damn song. And
I can bet that we could pickup the phone and randomly dial any Colorado
number and they will finish the song. We could start the song, they
will finish the song because everybody knowsand boom you're there. Yeah, good
for them. Whoever that agency was, there's an agency. Really, they

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haven't changed it. I always getannoyed when something seems to be working for
decades and then they're like, let'scome in and change it. That annoys
me. You know, mister peanutused to be a peanut made out of
like a costume. Now it's acartoon, just whatever. So you like
the costume stiff peanut, the plasticpeanut, more than the animated peanut.

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It reminds me of my childhood.You know, we just had that.
We didn't have the cartoon or thethree D animation. My parents bought insurance
from a rando guy in our town. They didn't you know, they didn't
have a general. They didn't havelike, they didn't have Shaquille O'Neil hanging
with the general playing some bee ball, which means they had good credit.

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I mean, oh Jesus, everythingabout those commercials just screams I have made
financial mistakes, you know, Andthere's no shame in that. You not
saying anything from a cartoon general.I'm just saying that would be appealing to
you. I think if you havea credit score over seven hundred, you're

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probably not gonna go with the general. Well, look, you are where
you are in life. That's theway it is, you know, And
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Saman two Scott zaty twenty minute MorningShow, you were humbled at Panera
Bread. Listen down, dumb,listen to how pathetic first of all,
you were in Panera bread there's nodrive through. I don't understand. Well,
the conspo wanted to have lunch there, and that strikes me. Is
the only fast food that's not fastfood unless it Scott. I'm tired of
fighting with you. Sixteen years almost, we've been fighting this fight. You

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say Chipotle and Qudoba are fast Nothey're not. You have to have a
drive through. Is there a sneezegarden to glass in there? And you
just kind of work your way downa line and they give you food.
Did you think do you think GoldenCorral is fast food? Yes? No
it's not. Now you're just beingweird anyway. I had a very humbling
moment and a Panera bread a fewdays ago. This is so embarrassing.

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A girl working there comes up tome and she goes, oh my gosh,
this is gonna sound really weird,and I'm like, here it comes.
Yes, I'm on the radio.The girl goes, I know your
daughter, Sophie, and it waslike wow, that hit me where I'm
like humbled. If you're under twentyfive, they don't have a radio list.

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They have, but I'm just tellingyour stop it. I don't believe
that, but I do believe that, but oh, Man, talk about
taking you down a notch. It'slike when you have a booger in your
nose and you think you're dressed cooland your hair is just right. You
got a booger in your nose.And so she just wanted to say,
can you tell Sophie high for me? And I'm like, I'll pass along

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the message. Would you like abig ninety seven nine bumper sticker? She
had already walked away at that point. I don't think she heard me.
She's like, what the what?No tell Sophie. Whatever you're saying,
I don't care. Would you tellSophie Hello? And so? Did you
engage? Did you say? Howdo you know my daughter? Did?

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I said, oh, hello,how are Of course I'm not going to
be like, oh, no oneever knows who I am? And I
like that. I like that Iknow who we are. People know who
you are. But you gets becauseyou have two jobs, so you have
to be in the paper and stuff. I live a pretty quiet life,
well I do as well, likeDustin Hoffman. You know, I don't

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really go out partying. I livea pretty quiet life. And you know,
you only assume the Dustin Hoffman leadsto quiet life. Well you don't
read about him in the papers,do you. Well, he's getting so
old that why wouldn't you stop?I love him, He's one of my
favorite. Well look it up,Okay, I'm gonna do that right now,
do we I think he's in hisseventies. I would say seven,

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approaching eighty. So you're saying lateseventies or even you're saying eighty. He
may have even crossed the eighty barrier. No, he's younger than Jene Hackman.
Oh that's not Hopman is eighty fiveyears eight, nineteen thirty seven,
just a few days before my mother. So there you no, I seed

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now my mind is how old ishe? Eighty seven? Eighty five?
Oh, there you go. Ialways get tripped out when I find out
people's real age. Taking care ofhimself, Adney, Look, I mean
he looks good. Now. Ifyou pull up a picture of Jeane Hackman,
you go down. Oh my gosh. I this happened like a couple

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of months ago. It came up, of course, on social media,
and it's like, look at thispicture Gene Hackman, and I'm looking at
it, going, well, whereis he? I just see an elderly
man. Gene Hackman. Gene Hackman'sninety three years of age, which is
fair that he looks, but hedoesn't even look recognizable anymore. It's very

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traveling. But then you look atlike Dustin Hoffman. How do you do
it? Dustin? Maybe when he'sninety three? Though. You know,
here's another one of my my icons, Robert Duval. I love Robert Duval.
He died. He is aged ninetytwo. No, he died.
I think he died. Are youserious now? Because I thought he had

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died, and I find him tobe very I think he's great. So
I'm glad he's not dead. Oneto four four spouses? Hey keeping him
alive? He's going to be?What about? Hey? Is Dick and
Dike still alive? He's got tobe. We're playing the dead or alive
game now. It's so weird becauseyou watch Night at the Museum two or

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three or whatever it is, andhe's so like young and spry, and
then you see a picture of himreal life. I can't believe they make
special effects that amazing. He isaged ninety seven? Who he's still alive?
Hundred? You know, I alwaysmixed him up with Andy Griffith.
Why did you? Well, whichone died? And I think I guess

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it's Andy Griffith. You know,is he dead? Yeah? He died
a long time ago. Uh yeah, died July three, aged July three,
twenty twelve. Died. Which wasthat show he was on when he
was a doctor? Oh God,will you look that up too, I'm
looking in his career rising comedian GriffithLater Uh don dots um diagnosis murder?

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Why does that ring about? Aright television roles? Finally, finally,
the Andy Griffith Show from nineteen sixtythrough nineteen sixty eight. He was on
Matt Locke from nine six nineteen ninetyfive. Other television appearances. Um,

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he didn't play it a doctor,Yes he did. He played a doctor
in a movie. Okay, wellnow let me look award winning Playhouse ninety
Gomer Pyle USMC the Mod Squad.Wait he was not a doctor. Yes,
he was Matt Locke, a countrylawyer, but not a doctor.

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Well then was it Dick Van Dykewho was a doctor's show? Will you
look that up? Now? I'vegot to just get back. It was
a diagnosis murder? Why does thatI'm just going to look up diagnosis murder.
That was not a doctor this nosismurder. See, I got side
effected, all right, got sidetrackedbecause it was like when you type in

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diagnosis, a lot of scary stuff. But okay, diagnosis murder. Me
I it was Dick Van Dyke.It's see. I told you I get
mixed up with Andy Griffith all thetime. Well, you're right, and

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it was called diagnosis murder. Bam. You know, I've got like a
lock box of dumbass information in theback of my brain where I could not
tell you anything about what I learnedin high school mathematics. But Diagnosis Murder,
which is a show that I've neverseen an episode of. I remember
that. What actor of the moderngeneration do you think we'll be talking about

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when they're aged ninety seven? TomCruise, I'm sorry, I know you
hate him. He's like a vampire. He and Share What do you think
they do? You haven't seen much? No, I have, actually because
I read those you know, yes, websites. She had like a really

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young boyfriend and then they got engagedand then they broke up. But she
looks pretty good. I mean she'sshe's seventy seven, and she looks really
good. But you know, alsoshare has had some work done. Serious.
Do you think Tom Cruise has hadwork done? You don't. How
do you think he's so young becausehe takes care of himself discipline. You

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know, he and I are basicallythe same age. In fact, he's
a couple of years older and acouple of months older than I am,
brother, couple of months. Wow, that just blew my mind. No,
he's a couple of months older thanI am because but he takes care
of himself. I hobble. Herides a motorcycle off of an airplane and
parachutes into the mountains. And Ijust watched you come back from the bathroom
and it was like, help buddyback. Tom Cruise has probably never had

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gal Oh gosh, no, hebecause he doesn't eat. He doesn't eat
the way that I do. Youknow, he eats to care for himself
for these seas. He has likemultiple chefs. Would you know for the
second summer in a row, though, he is going to save Hollywood m
absolutely, is you think so?Yes? Last summer Hollywood was saying,
oh, you know what, you'reright, and then this year apparently Mission

(20:23):
impossible is amazing. I have notreally seen any of those movies, but
everybody says you should go see thisone. Listen Mission Impossible movies. I
am not a Tom Cruise fan.I think I've made that well known to
anyone who will listen. But thoseMission pops, they are good. You
kind of get sucked into him andyou're like, there's no way they can

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deactivate that bomb and across the worldin three hours. He does it every
time. All right, Hey,thanks for listening Scott Sadie's twenty minute Morning
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