25W: Bobby's Valentine's Day Recap + Our Favorite SNL Moments! + The Best & Worst NFL Stadiums

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a podcast called twenty five whist stuck in pint
Bowl and they air a whizz So, yeah, it's too bad,
But what did you expect? It's a podcast called twenty
five Whistles.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Twenty wine hit it good, thank you?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
There it is, we'll start it. Hey, Eddie, I'm gonna
ask you, can you name the four teams that have
never played in a Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Never played in the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I asked this because I found an image and it
was every NFL team super Bowl record And the best
record of all time is the Pittsburgh Steelers. It's six
and two. So this wasn't so much a trivia question.
But I saw I got three of the four and
then I think I could have battled it out for
the fourth. But I didn't nail off four immediately. So

(00:52):
I wanted to ask you, can you name that's never been?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Does this count as oh.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That's never been? Not never one? Never been? Can there
are other teams who have never won?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
The Music City Miracle was an AFC championship, I think,
so I'm gonna go with Titans.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
The Titans have been. They went because they lost to
the Rams in the Super Bowl. Greatest show that one inch,
one yard. Yeah. Yeah, that was also in the documentary
watched on Steve McNair.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I haven't watched that yet. No, no, no, no, it's in
my cueue. I'm going on.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's not even that long. It's not long like Chiefs
of Holly. Yeah, it goes quick, yeah, because I think
it's like fifty three minutes or something. Chief so Holid's
like seven hours.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, I need to watch that.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Man. Four teams have never been to the Super Bowl?
Can you come up with one? You don't need four
to one.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I know the Browns have never won, but have they
ever been. I'm gonna say they've never been.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
The Browns have never been to the super Bowl. There's
zero and zero.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Gosh, that's tough. Let's see. I think the West, Oh,
I think the Cardinals. The Cardinals have been.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
The Cardinals have been.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yea, Cardinals have been. The Buccaneers. I'm gonna go with
the Buccaneers have not been.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Tampa Bay won with Tom Brady, like.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
They won twice with I think they want the Ruden once.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
With Brad Johnson.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I remember that. I remember that.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm gonna give you one more shot at it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gosh, I mean the Dolphins have been
kind of look geographically think oh okay, think differently?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Is that of geographically? Go ahead first, before I give
you a prompt.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm gonna go with the Texans.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
And I was gonna say, think of the newer teams,
because the Texans weren't moved from somewhere else. They were
straight expansion.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah. Well, then I started thinking Jaguars. But they have
been I believe the Jaguars were in a super Bowl
like the first couple of years of their existence.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
The teams that have EVERFC championship, Okay, damn.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Ok So you've got the Browns, the Texans, and the Jaguars.
There's one more team that's never been. Wow, and they're
actually good.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Now Okay, now the Bengals have been thinking those Ohio teams.
The Bengals have been. The Jets have been. Uh, it's
really good.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Now.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Forty nine ers them and.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
They Jets going sixty nine? Was that the guaranteed Joe
name of.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
The victory Broadway Joe?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Okay, you just had a nickname. You didn't even what
we were talking about.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's what they call them.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's a good team, NFC team.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Good NFC team, The Eagles.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Traditionally a terrible team, but they're good now.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Commanders, I feel like they were.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
The Redskins have won.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
The Redskins have won. I mean, can you give me
a region? Give me a region North? Okay? Oh, the
Vice Kings know they've they've won.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
The Vikings, I can give you their whole record.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
They lost.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I'm going to give you their whole record here. The
Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh, I got you, I got you.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
And what's what is their record? Hold on? Who is it, Eddie?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's the Lions.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's the Lions.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, and they talk about that too all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
The Vikings are owned four.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, when was the last time.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I don't have it purple, I don't have all that.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
So the four teams, this is a good trivia question
for anybody. Four teams that have never been are the Lions,
the Browns, the Texans, and the Jaguars. Teams that have
never won. The Cardinals they are and one that was
against the Steelers. Yeah that was the San Antonio homes
in the corner they catch in the end zone the Titans,

(04:47):
which they lost. But the issue there is did the
Oilers ever go? Okay? Because they are counting all that together.
I'm assuming the Chargers have never won their own one.
The Anthers are oh and two, they've been twice and
have one. The Falcons a row and two. The Bengals
are oh and three, And you have two teams at
oh and four. One's the Vikings and who's the other.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Do you know, Kevin, Yeah, you'll.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Know this one and four. There's two oh and four
super Bowl teams. This team lost all four in a row.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the Bills.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
We were kids, so it really didn't resonate with us
as much being children when this happened. Can you imagine
being an adult now and watching a team go to
the Super Bowl four years in row and lose every year,
lose every year?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
And that was the Jim Kelly Thomas.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
They lost four Super Bowls in a row in the
wide right right, it was like the first one or
something close to the Cowboys up with that. Yeah, Bills
and Giants. The Cowboys got two wins. Maybe they lost it. Yeah, yeah,
it sounds Jets are want to know. Yeah, we mentioned that,
I want to know. The only perfect Super Bowl records

(05:57):
are the Jets and the same. It's at one to o.
Baltimore is at two to o. That has and both
of those had to be pre Browns because the Brown's
has never been because remember the Browns moved to Baltimore,
and then the Browns became a new team after that.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh, but then the Colts were Baltimore.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Right, yes, so the Colts were in Baltimore. The Colts
moved to Indianapolis. Baltimore did not have a team, The
Browns were in Cleveland. The Browns in the middle of
the night, moved to Baltimore. They ran all their trucks
in the middle of the night so they wouldn't be seen.
So then Cleveland didn't have a team. So you have
Indianapoles to the Colts, Baltimore with the Ravens, no Browns,

(06:33):
so they started expansion Browns when it used to be
the Browns. Wow, the Bucks and that's it. In the
top three, the Steelers are six and two, the Pats
are six and five. San Francisco and Dallas are five
and three, The Giants are four and one. Of the
Packers are four and one, the Chiefs are four and three,
and Reeds here. Now you're not late, dude, Well, so
Phil's hey, y'all doing.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Well, lot better than ready.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
We started a bit earlier.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
We've only been off for like seven minutes. Yeah, I
was still early though technically we're not even at starting
call time right now. It's all you're fine, Yeah, let's go, Yeah,
let's rocket. How is your Valentine's weekend? Read? It was amazing.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
We went to Saint Louis.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I don't know any of this, by the way, go ahead. Yeah,
so we went to Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Dude, we went to the plan that trip? We did?
I plan it for Saint lo like Valentine's Day?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
No, No, she was doing more romantic than Valentine's Saint Louis.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
Yeah, No, she was doing a second look at the
residency program there. But we to be a doctor, yeah,
to be a doctor. We went to the City Museum.
If y'all have ever been, it's clearly for kids, but
it is a maze of tunnels and slides that lead
absolutely to.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Nowhere by the it's by the arch.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
Uh maybe it's downtown. I'm not sure, but we But.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Did you like the museum? Yeah? It was great.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
I used to go there as a kid, so I
was like, I'm gonna get his tickets. We're gonna go
see what it's like.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
And so, did you guys do anything Valentini, Let's see.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
We as soon as we got there, we went to
this like cocktail party thing the residency program put on fancy.
That's like the only thing we dressed up for other
than that.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I made a reservation, but.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
We decided just to skip it in order takeout and
just have it delivered to the hotel room and just
watch a.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Movie that's probably better anyway.

Speaker 8 (08:14):
That's literally what we did.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
So and you stayed the whole weekend. Yeah, what else
do you guys do? So you went? You did the
doctor like hello, the welcome Did she like it?

Speaker 5 (08:23):
She did like it.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
She likes the program.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
They pay a lot more than what Memphis would. But
still just trying to weigh out things.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I mean, the Low's cool, dude. I like Saint Louis
the lou that's what they call it.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I like Saint Louis better than Memphis.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
Yeah, it's got the Southwest hub there that like, it's
My flight was forty two minutes from here to to Nashville.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
But you also have to wait an hour in the airport.
That's drive half an hour to get there.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's fair.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Yeah, it's an hour and a half drive longer. Yeah,
from Saint Louis to here than it is from Memphis.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
That's all. Yeah, only an hour and a half five
and a half hours Saint Louis, that's it. No, it's
four and a half. Yeah, from here to Saint Louis
only four and a half hour drive.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Remember that time we were gonna fly. We had a
show in Saint Louis and we're gonna fly, but our
flight was delaying. We're like, we're gonna miss our show,
so we just drove. Yeah, so they I was four hours.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
I am bad.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I went to sleep. I remember another cars. I went
to sleep.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
You did do that?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Wow, I'm rooting for Memphis. You like Memphis? No, I
like Saint Louis better, but I like Memphis better for
Reid is closer and us because it's a bit closer.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I mean, I like Murphy's bro for read.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Hey, I agree that. So once you guys come back.
We got back.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
I flew back yesterday morning, and she drove back to
Arkansas and then back to Monroe, Louisiana.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
So I got back around eight thirty ish. She gets
to have some good U time. Yeah, like did you
know we see each other that often?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
No, it was great. It was awesome.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
That's why we usually just choose to stay in and
eat food and.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Just like beat together. What movie did you watch? We
watched The Hangover to.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
A solid, solid movie.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
It was just what was odd. We really didn't choose
a movie.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
It was just on the you know, the TV in
the hotel.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Eddie, how is your Valentin's day? What'd you do?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
It was? It was perfect because you know, we have
four kids, Lewis, No we went to Memphis. No, uh,
you know, we have four kids, so like we we
just don't to get a babysitter. We've had a hard
time finding a babysitter. We've had five babysitters that have
quit on us because we have four kids, four boys,
and they don't quit. They just don't answer their phone.
So we don't really do babysitter anymore.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
So you got gast, you get ghosted big time.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
So uh, we just wait till they go to sleep.
My wife mentioned she wanted some steaks, so like I
went to Costco, bought some big old rabbis and I
grilled them while she was putting the kids all to bed,
and then we just had steak and wine. I picked
up a nice wine from Costco too, from Aspanya. Yeah,
and we watched a movie too. We watched an old
black and white movie, which is like the best.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Well, that's what you wanted to watch.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
She likes them too. If I picked the right one,
she'll like it too, because I know you see a
black and white movie and you're thinking like, oh, this
can't be good, But if you look past that it
has no color, the storylines are pretty good. In some
of those movies they're not and I feel like they're
so romantic. Man, you got Hump Bogart.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
And.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
There's something romantic about the time that it was shot. Yeah,
we feel that way because everything was simple. But in reality,
people have polio, they have cameras, cameras with no color,
great depression. Yeah, yeah, Katie, what about you guys?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
We rented a cabin in Gatlinburg. Actually, I actually woke
up today at four am to drive here to be
here on top when I'm dedicated.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Baby, when did you go out?

Speaker 4 (11:34):
When did we drive up? Saturday morning?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
So two nights the cabin did it have like all
the amenities or all the amenities. Yeah, it was somebody
you guys did another couple. Yeah, but we were we
were separate enough so it was nice. Yeah, but you
were comfortable enough. There was like friends. Yeah, a hot tub,
hot tub, a pool table? How do we feel about

(11:57):
hot tub? And just like bros? All bros and a
hot tub? No?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Not? Come on?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Man? How many?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Like?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
It depends four days?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I say four bros to four bros in a hot tub? Like,
let's say us our crew, all five of us just
in a hot there's the hot tub at the hotel.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Do we all get it?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Because again, hotub is not as big as swim pool.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
You're like bumping something.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
We got long legs. Yeah, we've got a couple of
big guys. Man, I love that.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
How do we feel about five dudes in a hot tub?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I love it? I think we should do it.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I guess the feeling is do you feel like you're
just in a hot tub? Or for some of you guys,
is that like too sexual? Do you make a hot
tub sexual in your mind?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I love it?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Man? You sexual? To read you, Eddie doesn't make you
It sounds like you don't make it sexual.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I like it. I just think we're hanging out or
drinking beers. Well not you bones, You'll have a virgin
pinut Colada and we'll just hang out in the hot tub.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
The water's just hot. Same if we were just sitting
in a living room.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
What's the problem?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Read?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
You be good with it? Yeah? No, no sexualness, Okay,
I'd be good with it. It would be no issue for
me because we'd all be in a swimm pool. But
would be that close. Maybe yeah, but I'm okay. Yeah,
I don't really think of it.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Eyes has a lot to factor in there, Kevin.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
It feels like you wouldn't be down.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah, I don't think I would.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
I think just somewhere or for him out as soon
as somebody touches somebody's foot or somebody like, no cool.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Guys, I'm out here, I'm out casey.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yeah, I mean yeah again, I think it's it's all
about the size, because yeah, it's small enough. I'm graz
and reed.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
You definitely are touching other people, Like if you move around,
you're gonna touch like your foot's gonna hit her, your
allow because I think feet, I think feet's fine. Legs
legs a little different story.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Wrestle them with some.

Speaker 8 (13:32):
Folks away, Like if you're if you're bumping kneecaps, it's
a little different.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Bum kneecaps even in a I mean anywhere. That's not sexual.
It's just no room. Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Like you guys act like you can't just bump a
knee with each other, like it's.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Fine if they think they're gonna turned on.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
An you can't to stand up and it's weird.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Valentine's Kevin, Yeah, we didn't do much.

Speaker 9 (13:52):
Her mom was in town for the weekend, so we
just went out to dinner, had a nice dinner in
like midtown.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Area over here on Valentine's Night.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Valentine's Night. Yeah, I made that like two weeks in advance.
Two weeks in advance, and there's still like nothing out there.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Did you have to pay ahead of time? No, Oh,
that's nice. Most places were because it was a Friday night,
they were going pay ahead of time. That way, if
you bail out, we were not out the money for
holding the reservation.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
But this place did have a system down. I'm not kidding.
You couldn't finish your food Okay, you're done, No, move
on to the next.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
People like they wanted to.

Speaker 9 (14:21):
Get people in and out, you know, And I was like,
all right, I guess we're done. But food is good,
service is good.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
It was a nice night.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
We just did gifts for the most part. So well,
I've got me some clothes and stuff, but I got her.
I was three different gifts, and every gift that she opened,
she had no idea. I've been planning a trip for
us for like the past month and a half, and
so she was like, what is this. So she opened
up like a thing of Sauer kraut, and then she

(14:48):
opened up this big pretzel, and then she opened up
a croissant and it was from like Aunt Annie's. It
was an old pretzel from like the day before. Because
I had to wrap them.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
The mall yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
So these were all messages, yes, croissant, a trip behind
the croissant. So either either you went to a French restaurant. Oh,
what's that French restaurant?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
No no, no, no, I'm not asking where I got this stuff.
I'm asking what it means.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, where you're going? You can take her to the
what's that French restaurant? At the mall. It's usually attached
to the mall.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
It's pretty good North Italian.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
What do you think France? Yeah, in Paris, you went
to Paris. I'm taking her, I'm giving her a get
I'm taking her on it us her, it's us. But
I planned the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's good, It's it's a.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Couple of months away. But Germany Paris, well, there are
three different things, because everything in Europe is close.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
La Madeline, That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
You really held on to that.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Wow, So Paris Marie's and you're the one who got
sauer krap.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh, sour Kraut.

Speaker 8 (16:02):
They got that in Italy.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm sure they have it there, but it's not worth
soauer Kraut.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Shoot, where you go?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Kevin just said it?

Speaker 8 (16:09):
Oh you did Germany?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah? And then Pretzel.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Okay, that's different.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Because all these are the original things. So when she
opened it at first, she was like, why'd you give
me sour kraut because she hates sauer Kraal and I'm
not a big fan either. And then yeah, Pretzel, they
got those in Persia. Where do you think of Persia?

Speaker 5 (16:29):
I have no idea where Persiac.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm it's like a Bavarian pretzel, Varian.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
Bulgaria, Belgium, Russia, Austria.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
But they're all like, it's all like you Land and
you we've never I mean, I've been to Paris before,
but I've never been to other places. And you just
take a train to the next place just a few hours,
like basically here to Saint Louis. Literally pretty much it
is on the train. The train ride, so we go
Paris to someone in Germany, and then we go to
Austria and then we fly back here. That's awesome. So

(17:05):
all the gifts were confusing to her because she's like,
I hate so why do we have a pretzel?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Chris saw it.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, and then finally she crossed. She's like, oh, because
the Croissan, I knew if you joke in at first
she would immediately think Paris that the other ones were
to mix it up a little bit. But yeah, that's
what that's that was a gift.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
It's pretty good. Well, we don't have four kids, right,
I mean, big difference, big difference, but yeah, awesome, we
don't have four kids. I was watching the Pillow Fight Championships.
Did you guys see any of this?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Dude, it's wild, is this? No, it's dudes. Oh they're
going hard. No, that's you're thinking you're ting porn.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well, I'm thinking of pillow fights like that, and that's
like you know girls saying slumber party pillow fights.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's with real refs in a ring and these two
dudes have pillows and the ref calls that every time
they get smacked with a pillow, and it's like a
four minute round. One guy dressed up as a joker
and they were just killing each other with these pillows
and they have like, uh, brands on the pillows like
they're sponsors. It's a league thing whatever, whatever the brand

(18:08):
was on there, much like golf sponsors. Farther you go,
the more television time you get. If they it was
a tournament and it was on like ESPN News because
I was trying to watch the Arkansas basketball game and
I flipped over because they run that because they always
schedule their games bad on ESPN. The first part of
every game is on ESPN News because they do it
two hours for every game. So I watch, I'm watching

(18:30):
ESPN News and they go off that right into the
pillar Fight Championships and I'm like, what Is this a joke?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
No.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I watched like three pillow fights and then it kind
of got old because you're just watching like one round.
But they there was a pillow fight tournament. Wow, I
watch it on. I think they're doing some of that
ESPN the.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
OHO Ridiculous games.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yes, so I think that's one of them. But I
watched it and there were people there watching.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Like they had a crowd.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah. You ever watch like small town wrestling, like in
a cafeteria and there's like alreaty people watching around the
ring in town?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
They have little guy wrestling, Well that's different. They have
a rive in my house and I drive by the sign.
I'm like, could be fun? I support that?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, well I mean if you go and support it. Yeah,
they're making money.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Now, they're they're they're making fun. That's what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I agree, who run, But if you don't go.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Then they have to shut down and they can't make
fun of them.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
They have to shut down, and possibly they can't make money.
I mean it's a fine line. I got't really know
how I feel because they're not forcing them to do it.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Like even my kids, like if they're in the car,
like we gotta go to that. I'm like, no, we
don't want to go to that.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, they're not forcing them to do it. I don't
know how I feel I need to watch.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
But but pillow fight it's pretty fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Just talk about it for a second, Michael, take a break. Yep,
all right, take quick break. Come back. I watched some
of the All Star Game.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
It was fun. Yeah, it was different. I thought it
was fun.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It was okay. I watched some of the skills competition
the night before, only some I did not watch. Uh
Whenby and Chris Paul get kicked out, So I watched
that in clips.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, kicked out of the arena.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Well no, they were kicked out of the competition the skills,
and this had it been something I would have tried
for sure. They just tried to game the system. You
don't have to make the shots. So when they were
doing the past and they got to the shoot that
you shoot three of them, they started chunking the balls
as fast as they could. They asked every referee or
everybody that was like reffing the games that they could
do it, and they were like, well, we don't see,
this is against the rules. But then they kicked them out.

(20:36):
Of the competition.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Someone came up to them, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
And Wenby took all the blame. He was like, yeah,
it's my dear, that's cool. That's just like a cheating
way that I think it wasn't cheating, but they were
like spirit of the Car. Yeah, they were like, we're
gonna go and kick you guys out, which I thought
was kind of funny. Slam Dot contest. Here's why everybody
thinks it sucks. First of all, they don't get any
big players. But back in the day, it was rare

(21:03):
that you would get national television time. If we're talking
about the dominiqu Wilkins, Michael Jordan, spud Web, it's Carter.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Even at the end of the d Brown, Vince Cart
all that time, it was rare that you would get
television focus on you. So these national player national brands
that are players, they would use that to pump up
their brands so they could get endorsements. And there wasn't
regional television where now you can watch on NBA Sunday

(21:34):
Ticket also known.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
As the League Pass correct.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Or there's a decent amount of games on whatever the
play with tant so they don't need it as much.
Back in the day, those guys needed that national platform
because Sports Illustrated would do a whole thing and that
was a thing, So you're not. Also, the guys don't
want to be embarrassed now.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Which is pretty embarrassing if you can't make a dunk.
A couple of those guys couldn't make a dunk, and
it would very embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yes, but that's why the guys don't want to do it. Now.
They're elite stars and if for some reason they can't
make one of these crazy dunk, it's not like they
can't make a dunk. It's one of these crazy dunks.
So why would they put themselves through that just to
be embarrassed and possibly not win? Like the culture has
changed as well. Matt McClung won again three times in
a row.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
If he wasn't so small or white. I don't think
it would be as cool, really, because white people can't jump.
I didn't make that up.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's a movie, yes, maybe two movies now.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
And the fact that he's what six to two, yeah, six,
he's like a little white guy dunking and that's just
weird and different.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
But has anyone ever jumped over a car. Maybe I
missed it.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yes, it's happened before, but not like that. But yeah,
Blake Griffin did it. He jumped over yah Akia as well.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Ye yeah, yeah sponsor.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
But this one was a little more elite because Matt
McClung not as large and jumped it from the side
I think. And then it came around with the verse, right.
Was it a reverse.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Cio between the legs or something yet one of them
something different.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
It's pretty amazing. He even tapped the even tap like
the rim like oh little again.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
He's won three times in a row, but he doesn't
He's like, he's a two way player.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Does he play play?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
He's a two way player. So most of the times
down the G League he's had a little bit of time.
He won it in a Philly uniform year one, in
the last two in Orlando uniforms. He doesn't play a
ton of minutes. How do we feel about Matt mcclon
continuing to be in the dunk contest?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I love it. To find the crown, I love it.
It's pretty. He's almost Joey Chessna at this point, you know,
like what he's doing, it's pretty amazing. And what I
don't understand is the people that are participating, like like
Stefan Castle, anyone.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Like, hey, he had an awesome dunk where the ball
came out of the net and he caught it after
it was made and dunked it. I'd never seen that before.
That's pretty legit.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
And I think he had all fifties on that one. Yes, yeah,
but he got fifty not enough to Yeah, I guess
all fifties across the.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Board, right, yes, yeah, that's how it was, right yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
And then but but like everyone else, like bring a tank,
like bring ten motorcycles. If you know you're competing against
Matt McClung, who's gonna jump over a dude, do a
flip over a car whatever, like do something else other
than do like a m twist. Like it just doesn't
make sense to me that you would even try to
participate against Matt McClung knowing that that's how he rolls.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
What are the rules? How many could you he had
to make? Inside?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Like you had time? You had forty seconds to make
your dunk.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
See that's how it used to be. Yeah, you got
a dunk, and maybe you got one if he missed.
And I think that should be it. And I don't
even know how any he missed, because again I didn't
watch all of the Matt McClung none.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
He never missed it missed one dunk.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I never I didn't watch.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
It, and he didn't. I think he did them all once. Really, Yeah,
so he completed.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
The first dunk completely. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Like there was a guy for the Bulls. I don't
know who he was.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's like the home runery, though sometimes it's just too much,
too many pitches, too much time. They get yes, yea, yeah,
the same dunk, same thing I get. You can forty
seconds and they should get two turns. Yeah, if they
don't make the first one, they get a second time
and then they're done. What are we gonna say about
the guy?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, he just missed all his dunks and then he
looked the clock in five seconds left, so he just
went from Milwaukee right and then he just went up
and just two handed. It just count me a dunk, please,
and they get him like some kind of point.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I watched some of the All Star Game. I don't
have any sort of I don't have any dog in
that fight. When it's like Shock versus Barkley Duck or Kenny.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Or Candice versus Kenny. Yeah, well, but I guess they
had a theme, right. It was like older players versus
the rookie, the younger players versus something.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Well that was just how they drafted. But the the
newer team, the young guys did have a team and
they had to like compete to be in it. But
then the rest they just drafted some of those guys.
But they should do like and I forget who the
Charger was, who was like we should have black versus
white Pro Bowl? Remember that liked get killed. Well, when

(25:59):
I'm saying people people don't care, like the All Star
Game is for companies and kids, people don't care. And
I don't root for Chuck or Shack. But if you
were to go SEC versus Big ten for and you
gave people something to actually like. I made a list here,

(26:20):
and who was to find the Steeler? Who it wasn't
Antonio Brown who said they should do football white players,
I think it was. And so it was everybody like
creating the best white team versus the best black team. Okay, cool,
I thought that's what it was, but I wouldn't bet
any money on it. So you could do white versus black,

(26:43):
whichuld be hilarious. Who would be on the white team, Luca?

Speaker 8 (26:51):
Of the best four players in the NBA, right there,
What if they're mixed, they take their own team.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Nice like the Olympics, they picked to choose. Yeah, uh
well yeah, like Furry would pick right the mix.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, he would definitely, Yeah, yeah, I guess, I guess,
so he would be on the all white team. Though
if you're only white because we don't have much, well
you're Mexican, Eddie, You're not even on our white team,
You're right, but you get that, you're you get the quarantine. Yeah,
because the varn team is gonna kill everybody. They're taking
white players.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I mean there's a lot of foreign player the.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Only white players are for play. Yeah, the Vincenzo Yeah, what.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
About uh for the Celtics, Oh, tall guy, yeah, Prichard, Peyton, Pritchard, Yeah,
Porzingis Prichard.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Who's the who's the ball?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Luca Cornett.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
He wears the Caruso caruso.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think it would be
like like conference age, a separator from age race states,
like geographic. It just needs to be something because I
watched some of and I don't know anything about hockey,
but I watched some of the hockey Battle of the Nation.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah awesome.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, and so we play Sweden coming up, and we're
already in the championship, probably against Canada, but again if
they win. But it was cool because everybody had like
their personal country country pride.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
So you already said we and you don't even watch.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Hockey America though, man, that's how that's literally how I
felt America. So yeah, the All Star Game could use
a little bit of that treatment, like find something people
are passionate about. The race thing would be dicey, though.
I was just using the mid in all reference. That've

(28:55):
be hilarious. White people get killed.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Did you see Steph Curry during the half court? It's
like nothing or do he backward? Just sound like the
pregame during though during the game, he just hit a
half court for fun, like not not a buzzer beater,
just for fun. And then he just jumped a floater
from the three point line and made it like that.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
He was just making everybody. So I got MVP. I
was flipping between that. I was watching SNL fifty as well.
Oh yeah, I didn't watch that, Mike, do you watch that.
Oh yeah, I watched the first hour all the way through.
I watched the whole thing you did. Yeah, I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
How long was it?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I don't know, three hours hours over three hours because
it went seven supposed to go seven to ten, which
is when your local news starts, but they went past ten,
ten thirty.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
It was going to finished.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh cool. They had Steve Martin come out and do
the opening monologue. It's pretty funny, and they had other
famous people come out during it. Like they gave him
some time to do some jokes, which is perfect. And
then like Martin short came out and they brought Ice
to get him off because he's Canadian. Steve Martin couldn't
get him off. They had Ice remove him, which is
kind of funny. But they started with Sabrina Carpenter and

(29:58):
Paul Simon.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Paul Simon, I saw that they sang together they did.
What did they sing?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
He was pretty old?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
He sounded old.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
I know.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I felt I love Paul Simon too.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
What did he say? I don't did I'm a blur.
I was trying to consume so many things last night.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I thought that she was a little too new to
be in the very first opening sketch. It was a
weird opening because she's just now famous and this is
celebrating fifty years. But again, that's what they're known for,
finding the most relevant thing and throwing it up there,
and she's super famous.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
But I saw post Malone and Nervan.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
That's the concert two days prior unless because they didn't
do any music last night except for Paul Simon, right.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Lil Wayne was there?

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Did he play?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Yeah, Paul McCartney played it very nice, kind of sprinkled in.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Throughout then two nights before they had the concert, which
they had bits like Lady Gaga did Die in a
Box with Andy Sandberg, post Malone did with Nirvana. I
thought it was really good.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Was that the one where was Will Ferrell doing? Is
there Kendrick?

Speaker 8 (31:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (31:01):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Him and that sketch where he's like, get the ball
head and the piano.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
They're like a duo.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yes, yeah, it's good a minor.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
I only watched that and clips on TikTok the concert,
but I watched on Peacock the first hour and ten
minutes of the SNL fifty. It's crazy it's been around
fifty years. Yeah, I mean it has been a live
longer than anybody on the show has. Yeah, by a
significant amount of years.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I did when did you start watching? Like, who was
Sandler Sandler?

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah, that's when we were kids, I guess.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, the Sandler years, like Sandler Chris Rock.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I kind of remember being a little kid and seeing
John Lovett's on there. Yeah that's the ticket, remember that one. Yeah, Yeah,
that's the ticket.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I know it because I've seen a bunch of like SNA.
I don't know if I remember seeing it live.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
That might have been like just mid eighties or something,
being like six years old.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah, it was massive. We were kids, but every single
cast is the worst cast ever basically. Yeah, but it
was good. I mean, if you're an SNL fan, I
did watch the SNL movie Saturday Night Oh yeah, what
you think? I think if you were a fan of
Saturday Night Live, you would have liked it. I think
if you weren't, you probably wouldn't have because there's anybody
else watch it, Okay, because it's so much inside baseball,

(32:22):
meaning I wonder what Dan Acroyd was like. But I
know who Dan Acroyd was, and I know his career
on SNL as a Blues brother as an actor after So,
like the Blushi stuff was interesting because they had all
these people and it was almost like one consistent It wasn't,
but it was like one consistent shot running through in
the couple of hours before the first episode, like that's

(32:43):
the whole movie, that's right, Mike, very chaotic. Guess. Yes,
So it's the very first episode and it's them doing
a lot of explaining as to why it's happening, but
through scenarios and so the people that played the first
show are like sound checking and like Andy Kaufman's we
I talked about on the show last week, Andy Coffman's
like trying to get his record player, and Jim Hanson
who's got the muppets and they're in the first episode,

(33:06):
but you're learning about the characters through how they're getting
ready for the first episode, and like I didn't know
Belushi was like a real serious actor who was like
this is nuts. I didn't want to do this.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
This is John Belushi.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
John Belushi. Yeah, So yeah, I thought it was good.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
I think I love it just because I still watch
s and know every single week that it's on New
So it was cool getting to learn that history of it.
So I've just been a big SNL fan my entire life.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Like, there's a couple of minutes for Belly Crystal's character
is like all neurotic backstage as they're putting up, like
what the sketches are going to be, and he's like, ah,
like all I can do is four minutes, you know,
I can do less for minutes? What do you wanna?
So you're seeing you're seeing all of them be young, yeah,
and it's giving you a piece of what they were
all like when they were brought on it nineteen twenty

(33:48):
twenty one, twenty two, twenty three years old. However old
they were.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
What's the Chevy Chase.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
He's massive, and he's probably the biggest yeah yeah, biggest character.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
He kind of a jerk. Yeah yeah, that's kind of
what people.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
That's super funny. Yeah, but like has the skills because
he was tall and good looking and funny and so
he just had a lot of confidence.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
And probably had the most success from that generation post
SNL like in movies.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, and Billy Crystal is pretty big.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, but Chevy Chase and they allude to him, and
they weren't even acting like it was all super accurate
to that night, but like Chevy Chase has a guy
come up to him and it's like it's you're you're
the next guy, Like, you're the guy you're gonna be
at This show's fine, but you're gonna be the next
And he ends up, you know, hosting Late Night and

(34:39):
being a fill in for Carson and getting his own
show and his own so it like alludes to a
lot of things. So it was good for me. I
would give it like four out of five, but like
my wife, who does not watch SNL, two and a
half out of five because I don't think she would
have liked it, because I think that was for people
who knew who they were watching and they were just

(35:01):
getting more backstory on thoughts.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Mike, Yeah, I would agree with that. I'm probably at
a four with you as well. But my wife watches
this and now with him right now, but doesn't know
the history of the show, so it's kind of lost
with it.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, you needed and it ends because I don't think
it matters where it ends. This is not a where
it starts and where it ends right now, where it
ends is the very first sketch on the of the
whole series, Like they do before they No, they do
the very first sketch on that snl Ever had and
then it cuts out.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
What was that sketch?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
It's language learning a language? Is Belushi learning a language?
And he's like, the guy's like, the wolverine will leach
your fingertips, and he's like, the wolverine will lead your fingertips.
And then the guy has he's like repeating everything, and
then he has a heart attack and falls off, and
then she thinks that's part of it, so he has
a heart attack, it falls off. Funny, very rudimentary sketch comedy.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Yeah, they shared a clip of that on the special
last night they did. It was funny that they also
did a montage of all like the questionable things they
did over the years, like oh, like the questionable like race, makeup. Oh,
they did a whole They did a whole montage of like, oh,
like the jokes they made, the accents they did.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
I was surprised they did that.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I was surprised that Ryan Reynolds was there and then
made the joke about himself and I thought that was
pretty good. He was like, oh, he stood up, and
there were like Tina Fean and Amy Polo were answering
questions and they were like Ryan Reynolds and he stands
up because everybod's answering questions and he's like, they're like,
how are you and he's like why what have you heard?
They're both there, Yeah and him likely were there and

(36:30):
it was funny. I saw. I think I turned it
off when they were doing the digital short with Andy
Samdberg about anxiety.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Everybody on SNL worked on SNL had anxiety. Anxiety and
ibs funny.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, So yeah, I thought was good for what I watched.
I'll watch more clips of it today. Any highlight mic from.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
You anything with Eddie Murphy because he went away for
so long and then it took him forever to come
back and host, so I think getting to see him
in sketches again, it's like, oh, he's still funny.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
When they did Black Jeopardy and Eddie Murrh was Tracy
Morgan next to Tracy Morgan who was playing a random person,
I got it. It was so funny because Eddie Murphy
was being Tracy Morgan next to Tracy Morgan who was
playing a different character. Like that was super funny. Who
do you think is done? The most seasons ever on snlity.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Uh keenan by far Yeah, because I feel like he's
been on there forever.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Like thirty eight seasons or something. I don't remember the
actual number, but it's in the thirties something like that.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Who do you think is number two? I'm going from memory.

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Gosh, Bill Hayter, m j oh.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I don't know that is.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I think he's in the thirties. And there's one other
person in the thirties. You won't give this one. You'll
know who it is. It's Hammond, John Darrell, Daryl Hammond.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, gosh, he was there with like Sandler and all them,
Darryl Hammond.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
The impressions I think, right something did he do a
lot of people? I think so are like Al Gore? Yeah,
he was doing the President.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
What was your favorite? What's like? What's your favorite SNL skit?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
When Sandler would sing opera like opera sure anything, anytime
Sandler would get guitar and sing. I mean, that's why
I was wanted to do like music, because I knew
I couldn't sing. But Adam Sandler can sing, but he
doesn't sing hard on purpose because he wants to do jokes.
But yeah, the Sandler stuff was the best.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Yeah, he did a song last night. He's gotten to
be like a better singer now.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
He was singing.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
I was like, oh, he can actually hit some notes now,
and he can play.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I'm telling you, I watched him do something in the
nineties because my algorithm is heavily snl old clips, and
so I watched him get up and sing something from
in like the nineties, and he gets up and he's
like a song for you, Adam Chandler, and then he
starts to sing for real and he goes hard and

(38:44):
everybody's like, what the crap, and then he goes oh.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Sandlor was my favorite because of that.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
I think my favorite sketch is Chris Farley down in
the vand by the River.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Oh yeah, I saw a monta a physical comedy and
that was one of them where he kept jumping through
tables and they had all the characters, yes, and they
were showing all the physical comedy, or at least a
lot of it through the years. Dude, some of that
stuff hurt me to see.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Chevy Chase was like known for his fall.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Apparently he would fall like it like it was a
dead body.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
And they started saying, Okay, well, how are we going
to fall this week? And they made it to a
bit it's like, I'm not falling this week, boom fall.
But then Mary Catherine Gallagher, you know, she's the schoolgirl
with smelling armpicks, how she would jump into the chairs
because she would boom, she fall into the chairs.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I got to watch this, so yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
We don't watch all of it. And I started reading
a book, a new book, just a general book. I
don't I don't remember the names of the song titles
or books. So I started a new book last night
by the same person who did I don't remember the
other book.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh so you're saying you don't know the title of it. Okay, no,
you want to give a synopsis.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah. At the very first she sends an email. No,
a past student of her sends an email. It's like, hey,
I know you don't respond a lot of emails, but
I just wanted to reach out. My mom died. Just
updating you. And then she sends one back and goes, hey,
I used to don't respond to a lot of emails
because she's seventy, and she's like, but I saw this
and felt like I needed to. And then now she's

(40:13):
writing the email, she's like, you know what I read
about your mom? Want to tell you a story? And
so the whole story is about her responding to the
email being telling a story to make him feel better.
But she's like in her seventies, I don't know, I
can find you. Theme of the book, it's pretty good.
I read like fifty pages last night.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
How did you come across this book?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
It's called The Life Impossible? He wrote the Midnight Library
and I read that and I liked it. I didn't
know that I would. I don't even really Okay, Look,
sometimes I say I don't like musicals, but the ones
I watch end up liking A lot of that was awesome.
I could list like five of them where I'm like,
I'm not really a musical guy, but man, get me
in Wicked. I mean all of them to show me,

(40:54):
and I'm like, the music is not for me, dude.
I the awesome Greece. I was in Greece in high school.
So and then I'm like, I'm not a fiction guy
because I like to read books where I feel like
i'm learning. But man, any of the fiction books I read,
they're awesome. But this one's called The Life Impossible by

(41:15):
Matt Haig and it came out late last year. Yeah,
so that's why I did. And then I read that.
I fell asleep for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Reading Make You Sleepy. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Like I'm trying to read the Bible in two years
and I literally like get through one page and I'm.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Like, that's also written. Are you reading it like written?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
No, No, I'm reading the g Dog Bible, the g
Dog where it's like yo, yo, Jesus, you are I
have to. I can't understand the other one, the g
Dog that's what I call it. I call it, I
don't know, I'll say it to you. It's called something.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Written for youth to understand.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, but it's like so Jesus got the wine and
he's like telling his friends, telling his buddies, the disciples, like, hey, guys,
the blood. It's the only way I can understand it.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
That's fair.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, but it might take me more than two years
at that face.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah, but you could like, why don't you read some
of that then read a book in between.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
No, I'm already asleep that point. Like I'm telling you,
I just started like a different night, Oh, alternate a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, Like you could read the Bible yeah Monday and
read a bit of a book on Tuesday, or do
both in a day. You could read a book in
the daytime all the time for that reading books, and
I don't I go through seasons big time. I'm not
all your book reader. I think I read fourteen books
last year. My wife read like forty, So I'm I
don't even win to my house, So I'm not big

(42:39):
always read a book guy. But I'll do fourteen books
in like four and a half months, and then I
just I'm like, I don't want to read. I want
to get on Twitter or watch TikTok. Right right, I
definitely have seasons. But when I start to when my
vernacular is limited, I'm like, I gotta start reading books
again because I don't know that many words.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Are you book guy?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Though?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Like, if you really get into a book, are you
taking it everywhere you go?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
It's really hard for a book to be that good.
So I read all my books on an iPad. So
if I'm like getting my old change or something, I
just read it on my phone a little bit because
of cloud. So it looks like you're just on your phone,
So I don't really take a book. No, I'm gonna
say no because it's rare. I would, but it's rare
that a book gets me like that. May That library

(43:21):
was good. The Changing All Stars that was really good.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Is that a movie? No, it probably will be though
sounds familiar.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah, it was awesome. It's okay, So we watched US
and now we watched All Star Game. We read some books.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Back to the All Star Game real quick? Did you
see just kind of how emotional everyone got. I didn't
realize they've been doing that show, the Chuck and Shaq
and Kenny and Ernie for like, does this seem like
thirty years?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Definitely, But they're not. They're all coming back. I saw
Shack signed.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, oh well they're all. I mean, Jayles Barkley was crying.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Maybe it was before they got the news.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I don't know when did the news come in after
the game?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
I saw Shaq had signed like a couple of days ago.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Because even like Kevin Hart.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Maybe somebody looked that up because it was going away
because tant lost basketball right, lost the rights, right? But
then it's I think they're still keeping that show.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yes, and Kevin Hart gave them like a bunch of
fishing gear and tackle boxes because like, you guys are done,
you're retiring.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Like, oh, I don't know, I could I could be
missing on this. I thought Shack just re signed. I
thought they were coming back.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yeah, Shack on the Mountain's Day sign a new deal,
it says, with T and T Sports.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
So that show is not coming back, though.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I guess the Cold Group's not. The group's done.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I don't know, this says.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
The news means the cast of Inside the NBA is
staying together even as T and T is set to
license out.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
So why were they crying? Edibles California?

Speaker 9 (44:42):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, man, those things are strong. Wow. They even did
a whole montage video of all their years together.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Maybe it was like a thirtieth Maybe it was TNTs.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Yeah, I think saying goodbye to them and.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
They probably you know, they get to know the producers
and everybody there, so it's emotional for it.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Okay, that makes sense moving ESPN ESPN.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
But the show isn't. Is it is the show?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
The show?

Speaker 9 (45:05):
The guys are moving to ESPN, it says, But that
doesn't make sense because Shack agreed to a deal with
T and t Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I don't even care that much.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I was confused.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
It's taking million a year.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Take a break, Mike, yep, all right, we're back. How
about this top five stadiums in the NFL, Eddie go
Number one Cowboys Stadium? What he called at and T
that did not make the list? I'm sorry? What casey?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
So they so they got San Francisco forty nine one
Levi that's in the worst NFL stadium that Titans? Yeah no, no,
so Usa toda and you come out with a list
of the highest and lowest rated stadiums in the league.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
What oh okay, so FI has got to be on there.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
So they ranked them on a lot of things like
game atmosphere, your food. It's just a general rating overall.
Eddie go again, so far, so far isn't the top
the worst five? What really? Yeah? So far is third
from last. It looks so a two point nine out

(46:16):
of five average rating. That's the Rams and Chargers. Do
you want to take a shot here? We got a
little Caesars that one. Are you talking about Caesar's Caesars Dome?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
That's cool?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I also thought alstot Caesar don't So that's not on
the list, No, no, no, casey top five stadiums in
the NFL.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
How about Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
That would be a creature acreasure.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah anymore.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yes, it's the number three four point three average, right.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
It is, Vie, it's gotta be vibe.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Part of it is.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Yes, I'm gonna go amosphere the Seahawks is that lumen?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Lumen is a number five? Yeah, looks the other twelfth
man or the first twelfth man.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah, what do you mean that?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
The first? Well Texas a and m.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Oh that that's that that tradition goes along guys.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, So the Seahawks are number five
or the four point one. The Steelers are number three, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I mean the Eagles stadium looks pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, okay, Oh, I think I got one read.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
I was gonna say Falcons is gonna say a bird?
It feels yeah, no wrong, go ahead, you got it,
Lamba Yeah, number one yea four point seven. Number two
isn't so much famous, but I think it's a mixture
of both, Like it's the ViBe's pretty good, but also

(47:36):
it's kind of new Dolphins.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
I've been there.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
I saw a Super Bowl there.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Oh, oh okay, Lucas Oil.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yes, Indianapolis Lucas Oil number two, four point four. The
Steelers are number three, Denver Empower Field at Mile Highs
at number four, and number five is Lumen. The worst
stadiums the Commander Stadium Northwest and they're trying to get
that thing moved, move it to somewhere else. That's the worst.
LEVI is it second to worst so far? Hard rock

(48:05):
for the Dolphins.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
So fine, that's maybe you could just stale in there.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
It's probably because it is it's exactly that, very generic
because it looks like really beautiful and met life. The
Jets and Giants at number five.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Yeah, I had to be in there.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Titans five. Yeah, it's that bad.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Really? Yeah? Is it because it's old.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
It's just old, and just like where it is in
relation to like New York, Like it's out in Jersey
and it's hard to get to and you know, the
turf sucks. They always get hurt all the time, all
the athletes. So it's just it's not a good time
for anybody.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
A suggestion by someone who is not a New York
sports fan, because you can tell me if there is
a local traditional reason I'm wrong. Why don't they dome
that thing? Why don't they put out a dome? Because
I don't like, if you were to go to the Packers,
you don't want dome that that's an advantage. They're known
for playing in the element. They should. I don't really
know the Jets or the Giants is being like we
got the elements, come mess with us.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I think met Life was built right before all these
like hybrid stadiums were built something, so like I just yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
And they have a cat problem, don't they Like don't
they Like I was watching the game with the cat
ran out like a lot of cats in the stadium.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Well, how would you feel about the Patriots doming it up?
Because I do think of them more so as a
cold weather team. Yeah, but not as like hard nose
cold weather as the Packers, not as board the Bears
like that. Those are hard nose cold weather teams that
I would be weirded out if they got a dome.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
I think early on the Patriots he really thought about that,
like the Peyton Manning days when he would lose in
New England, it was in the snow usually, But I
think the cold is definitely in their favor. I'd like
to keep them.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Sing them outside.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
The hard thing about that is you have to go
sit in it.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Yeah, I'm not saying I'm going to the game, but.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I love that stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I know Buffalo man, I did, right, Oh, Buffalo no
dome like part of the appeal to Buffalo as it hurts.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
They're new one. I think that they're building. I think
it's both though, right, I.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Don't know, retractable, but even like going to Arkansas games
like I want to don't and we're not even we're
not even the North. It's the college to have domes
like one, right, yeah, because some of them play in
multi use facilities.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Well they'll play like in Atlanta, Syracuse says a dome,
Carr Dome. Yeah wow yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
So it's probably fewer and far between, but I think
some of the places probably play in places that are
also used as other But I mean Arkansas games, I
just sit in the suite now. I'm if I didn't,
I wouldn't go. I would being forty four now and
an adult and having television do what it does. I'm

(50:31):
not going to a game of set in the cold.
It doesn't matter the game. I'm not going to go
to a gamus in the cold, Yeah, that would you
rather do the sweet or the field? Like McConaughey, Well
depends what the weather is it cold, No, just normal day,
normal day. I can't bounce back and forth.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
McConaughey doesn't bounce.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
You don't know that.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
You know the whole time they show him the whole time.
He's given high fives as the players. He's in there
when the team's huddling, he's he's got a head.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
The cowboy as I mean, I've done both. I think
once you do the field thing a couple of times,
you've done it a couple times, you can't only see
anything down there. Well, even you have to if you're
gonna be like a non player. There's a certain line
like you can't get in the middle of the coaches
and you can't get up front. If you do, you're
behind everybody. So I'm gonna go sweet. But much like

(51:19):
going to a super Bowl, once you go to a
super Bowl or two, you're like, okay, i've been if
it's not my team, I've seen everything surrounding it. Maybe
you go to a second but you're like, I've done
the thing, I've checked it off. The list. Kind of
that same situation that's with a field.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah yeah, been there.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Until you do it, you're probably gonna go be on
the field, be awesome, And it is until you do
it once or twice and you can't see anything. It's
like sitting front row at a concert. Certain concerts sucks
because you're way too close the speakers are shooting behind you.
But until you're in one of those situations where you're
on the very front and it's just miserable. Why because
you're six inches from a foot, like a literal human foot,

(51:58):
You're you're really not getting anything. Yeah, so you want
to be like twelve rows back, you want, you know,
but you have to do that a couple of times,
so you know. Once I went to a Chris Rock
show in Atlanta Theater, Big Theater. Love Chris Rock. So
I was like, we're in. We got front row seats,
paid the good money. I don't. I rarely pay for
tickets at this point in my life. I just have
so many friends that do music or our promoters or

(52:20):
do promotion for like my stand up shows, and are like, yeah,
we'll get you. I paid for these tickets Chris Rock
front row, and it was the chairs up front, but
I couldn't hear anything except what was coming from his
mouth because the speakers were going behind us.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Oh weird.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
So I had to like turn my head and listen
to his mouth tell the jokes the whole time.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Yeah, and that's comedy. You want to hear what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
It was terrible. I was close again, I was right
by his foot.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
You can see him sweat a little bit.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yeah, but but I had to listen. I couldn't really
get it from the speakers. I had to, like, he
had to hear him say it from his mouth. It sucked.
And I was like, man, I paid all this money
for these tickets. And this blows seven more women of
accused Ravens kicker Justin Tucker of sexual misconducts. A total
of sixteen women now have accused him of exposing himself
and other inappropriate behavior to Baltimore area's spas. That's from

(53:05):
page six.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
I did see his defense come out and say like
he was never banned from those spas, there was never
any complaints from those spas, and he continued to go
there for years after, which is just kind of weird
that if that stuff was going on they didn't complain
about him and then get him kicked out of those spas,
which I don't know that's the defense talking. That could

(53:28):
be an attorney making stuff right who.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
I would think though too that you know, it's a
powerful athlete, famous, big team. I don't think that's reason
enough to not at least listen to what everybody has
to say. And once the number gets to like sixteen,
it's a lot. Even if like eight are lying, the

(53:51):
numbers are still there. That's tough. And again, we don't know,
we weren't there. But if it turns out they didn't know,
all these people didn't know each other, it's that's a
tough to bounce back from sixteen different people. Travis Kelcey
given a thirty day deadline to decide on retirement.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Why well they have to decide if, oh, contracting money? Why? Yeah,
because he's owed.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
I thought the chiefs are like, hey, you got thirty
days making your mine.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Mostly it's about the money, Yeah, that makes sense. He's
owed like fifteen millionaires some I'm going from memory here,
decent chunk of change. Yeah, And so if he's going
to be a role player and come back, he would
want to restructure his deal. They'd want him to definitely
has to do that. Of the hockey game match whatever
it was last night. I don't know what do you
call hockey match? Your game? So a match? Got games?

Speaker 7 (54:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Hockey match sounds right?

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah, it's gotta match.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
You can tell we're not hockey guys.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
And you know you're just using a sentence and it
sounds normal, and that's it.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yeah, there's a hockey match.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Oh, I don't know hockey MATCHI match sounds definition.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
It is a match.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
It is a match. There you go. They had three
fights in the first like ten seconds. Now, I didn't
turn it out the very beginning. I turned it on.
I was flipping through a bunch of crap, but I
didn't see the fights. So I got on TikTok and
saw that the fights at the very beginning and.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Two brothers, right, the kachucks.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
The brothers were fighting the ticket cocks.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
It's like, yeah, you say it, chuck kuld chuck. But yeah,
it's like a t c h something awesome to cook.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
And they were the ones fighting, not each other.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Oh right there, that would be cool. But they're playing
for the same country, so they're not fighting.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
It got it, dang. I also saw too that locally
there was like a storm or something so that the
weather kind of took over and they put hockey in
a little box and people were complaining about it, like
we don't care about those that's what happened to tornadoes.

Speaker 9 (55:32):
My my fiance was like, you're watching the news. I
was like, no, you see a little screen in the
bottom of that. I'm trying to watch hockey.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
M Yeah, but I mean, you know, tornado is kind
of more important to hockey.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
You ever see the people that like the Bachelor's on
and tornado warning comes on and the news is to
come to be like stop calling us complaining about taking
on the Bachelor, like we're saving people's lives.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
When I worked for the news, like it's a real thing,
people would call you don't have Jeopardy on. I watched
it every day to say.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
The American hurdle because of storm.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Because of breaking story that we were doing whatever.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Yeah, that doesn't really happen as much with streaming because
it's not local, So I would you guess I'd be
watching a streaming more than I wout a local affiliate.
At this point, YouTube TV we almost had a disaster there.
Do you guys use YouTube? Awesome? So they almost lost
all their paramount, which was NCAA Basketball, Uh, March Madness Masters.
They did a deal to keep them on for a

(56:25):
bit longer as they negotiated. But it feels like this
is happening on every cable system, every everything, all the time.
And when it ever. I just got Amber alert. You
gotta get on your phone.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I just felt something.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Let's speaking of breaking news is nope?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Oh got it? Kingsport, Tennessee. What are they looking for? Read?
She's in St. Louis.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
They almost lost Uh, they almost lost all those channels
that have been a disaster. Yeah. YouTube TV is awesome. Yeah,
because the four boxes watching sports from March Madness. Don't
the four boxes for anything? I mean, NFL. If you
have the NFL Sunny Ticket, you can watch the four games.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Can you do like four reality shows?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
I've never tried. I don't know. You can't do four
of any things because I've tried that before and it's
not worked. I don't know what the rules are, but
I've matched up some one on ones, some two's, but
I don't I've tried things too that haven't worked. But
you're watching your phone easily, even four screen on your phone,
which is awesome.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
That's cool, that's really cool.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
All right, that's it.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
We're done, Mike.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
We're good.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Anything we forgot to do, all good? All right? Thank
you everybody.

Speaker 8 (57:41):
You can follow on YouTube, read at Bobby Bone Sports.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Still giving away money or what? Yeah? I mean every
now and then, you know, a couple of dollars, throw
some comments. You might get a little cat. Is that
what it is? Looking for comments and comments? Man, okay,
why are you talking like that?

Speaker 8 (57:57):
I don't know, man, I get excited.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Yo, yo, yo, Hey, all right, we'll see you guys. Yeah,
you guys. Have a good rest of week. We'll see guys.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Ready. Eddie blows out.

Speaker 7 (58:12):
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Thanks to our crew co host at, producer Eddy Segment
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(58:32):
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