Phone Tap: Pin Daddy Bowling League

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to a new city with his wife, who signed him up for a bowling league in order to make new friends. Little does he know, he just became our new PIN DADDY!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
When you move to a new city and you don't
know anyone, you're kind of an introvert. It can be
hard to make.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Friends, oh for sure.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
And that's the situation for a guy named James whose
wife has been trying to help out by signing him
up for a local bowling league.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
He hasn't met any of the other guys from it yet,
but he's about to. Oh good, because the team captain
is going to give him a ring and welcome him
properly in your phone.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Tap right now. Hello, Hey, welcome to the league, sugar Fins.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Excuse me.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is Julian, your team captain, Spirit coach Chuman Glitterbama.
We got their slats. We are not really slats though.
We are just a team of bowling people.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
James, Sir.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
James, and welcome to the league. You are our new
Wednesday night bowling squad, baby right, our new member.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
All right, I know what's happening. My wife signed me
up to join the bowling league. I forget. I apologize.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh wow, I don't care who signed you up. Your
first match is this weekend and you have got to
know a couple of rules. Okay, all right, Okay, first thing,
we do high five we air case what no?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Not a what? Like?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
No practice right now?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Air case?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Excuse me, sir, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You'll understand listen. Also, we do not wear bowling shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
What do you wait a secy? What do you mean?
No bowling shoes?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
We wear combat boots, maybe wedges. I know it's different.
We don't do warm ups. We do stretching to this pasito,
this pasito. I don't know the words, but I love
the song, Sir, I am, and guess what I expect
full body engagement from you, James, Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm going to be one hundred percent with you right now.
Oh go ahead, this is like way different I know.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Tell me how much better is it with the bowling slots.
I'm sorry, got their slots. I got our name wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
This is just way different than what I was expecting.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
To be honest, Jase, you are right because we also
do not allow balls under twelve pounds because that's not
really a ball. That's like a marble. We're not playing
Chinese checkers.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, okay, you sound like you have a lot of rules. Honestly,
I haven't bowled in a long time.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh, trust me. Nobody's expecting you to roll a perfect
game or half our team just shows off for the
mont Realistics and trauma bounding. Do you like drama? Do
you have much?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't even know how to answer that, honestly, but
I'm just trying to tell you I did not mean
to sign up for whatever this league is.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh how cute. It's too late now.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
No, we were signing up a regular bowling league. You know,
I don't know, James.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
You need to listen to me. Okay, I'm your team
captain and leader, member, spirit coach. Okay, listen, your jacket
is being embroidered already as we speak.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
My jacket is being made.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yes, I've called you peen Daddy Supreme. It's on the
back of your shirt pin Daddy pein Daddy Supreme.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
C Whatever this league is, like, that's good for you,
but that's not my style. That's not gonna work, Jams.
I think I need to get off the phone. I
need to speak with my wife about this.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, this is important. Do not back out. You need
this league, okay, and frankly we need your energy.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, come on, come on.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
The last guy in your spot was a mysterious accountant.
With a dark past who just bold to forget. What
is that about? Huh, I'm crazy bowling to forget?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Dude. I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm going to
be showing up.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh you know, it's okay, but before you go, I
do need to come clean about one thing. You are
in the bowling league, but not this one. What you
are not a gutter slat.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, because this is actually Jose from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
phone tap on you.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, it's no, my god, with this damn phone.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
You're right man. Your wife Charlotte set you up for
all this.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
No way, Oh.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Jess weapon daddy. Charlotte said, you just have moved and
haven't met many people yet, so she wanted to break
the eyes. Maybe with some combat boots and some passion.
Huh trauma dumping.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
That's crazy. I was so confused. Some type of underground
league or cold I didn't know what.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Ooh hey, baby, it can be both. I like the
underground idea. Oh, let us go to the basement wake
up every morning with phone chaps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,