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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Just wore the Roses on intern John in your morning show.
You are with your person, you think they're the one,
you think they cross off every box, but then some
things start to happen that don't add up. We try
to rip off that band a with War of the Roses. Hannah,
Good morning, Hi, good morning. So walk us through this.
You and Jeremy been together? How long?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, Well, we've been together for a little over a year,
about fourteen months, about a couple months talking, you know,
getting leading.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Up to it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Sure, so that's so.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Then I guess, so fourteen months together in like a
month or so of talking, So really like fifteen months
almost a year and a half.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, I forget that.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Definitely.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
The reason your emails stuck out to me right off
the bat because you've never stayed over at his place
in a year and a half a dating.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's absolutely correct. Why say, well, us end of time
at his place, but like all the time, but he
says like, oh my bed's broken or I really didn't
get good night's rest, like he always has a reason,
and you know, generally I'm like, that's cool. I got
a dog, so you know, there hasn't been a.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Problem yeah, okay, because it is easier for you to
set your place anyway, Is that what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Sure, yeah, yeah, this is a stupid question. I'm sorry
to ask this.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
If his bed's broken, have you guys had fun time
in there before?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Though, yes we have.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I mean, but okay, did you feel.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Like you're a surfing or feel like it was a
steady surface?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Man, it was it was it was something. It really
wasn't that broken, you know, but I guess, which is
not comfortable for two people to try, like, okay, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
It's not like we're in a watered and you.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Know your place.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, no, well he comes to that. We hang out
in my place. We should most of my time. I
spent most of my time at his, got you, But
he's never actually slept over at my place either. It's
just just in general, but we just we just don't
roll there.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We don't hang out there.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, okay, So the reason we're doing one of the
rows is is this past weekend, the first time of
year and a half, you did crash at his place.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, well, okay, this weekend I slept over the first time,
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
No, biggie.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I had a bit to drink, just having a good time,
and I'm going to drive home, so I slept over.
But when I was up and about, he wasn't. I
found something that just really stood out and like y
the red flags, huge, huge red flags.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
This weekend I found a haunted rose, if you know
what I mean, like one of those little things that
vibrates like podcaster.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah you found massage, Yeah massage?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Is helf that neck massage or said? No, I didn't
find it. I found the charging cord for it, which
is pretty clear what it is.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
You see like a lot of influencers promoting them, and
they are shaped like a rose. And that's why they
started calling it a haunted rows.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But I'm saying, like the charger cord, though it could
not be confused with like a phone or a tablet.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Is obvious.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Interesting, Okay, It's definitely not like small like that. It's
more of a like do you want to charge something?
And and no, it's.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Clear it's not like your USBC chargers understood, So see
the question.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Is it yours? Like do you guys use that kind
of stuff?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Nope, we've never used that, never that's when.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's just freaked out.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, red flag, right, that's one thing. But no, and
like we've had fun time, you know, in this room
and everything, but not a single one. I don't, I don't,
I don't understand where this charger came from.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Okay, let's so let's do this sauce call from the
flower company offer the roses should go to you.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
If they go to somebody else, that will get some
answers for you.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, okay, all right, wore the rosies in less than
three minutes on an intern John the Morning Show. Swore
the rosies on Internshohn in your Morning show hand Let
me recap this. You and Jeremy been together for a
little bit over a year and a half online a
little bit of according phase, so basically about sixteen months.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
In that time, you had never slept over at his place.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You've gone to his place, you spend time at his place,
we've had the fun time at his place, but he's
always said either his bed's broken or he needs a
big night's sleep. So you've never slept over, which you
said wasn't really an issue because you also have a dog,
so you have to get home to your dog all
good this past weekend, though, you kind of got the
red flag because you did end up crashing his place
(04:47):
for the first time, and you found a charger for
an adult toy that is not a hot wheel, is
not a Game Boy advance, is something else that you
twould never use. That's kind of where we're at right exactly.
The question I had is that I'm sure over the
last year and a half you've probably brought up crashing
(05:08):
his place. Is he like at himant against it, like
lye in the sand? No, or somewhere like, ah, yet lion,
do that my bed's broken?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
He's kind of I don't know, kind of gaff like
you said to speak if that's the way you know,
and I don't really Yeah, I don't know how to respond,
so I just go home. I mean, you know, I'm
not trying to be clinging.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Okay. Do your friends and family like him?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You know, he doesn't really talk that much. He's kind
of like, you know, kind of to himself, so they
really haven't formed an opinion, you know, but in general
they know he makes.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Me happy years yeah, a year and a half of dating, Like,
do they think he's good for you?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
But you know, they haven't quite said that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
But you know, some of my friends are a bit trepidatious,
kind of anxious about me seeing him in general. But
you know, no one, no one's brought forth any huge concerns.
But it just doesn't seem he doesn't act like he's
into me in front of other people.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's not great.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Odd. I don't want me to sleep.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I don't want to assume the worst.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We'll have a sauce call from the flower company, off
from the roses. If they go to you, girlfriend of
the year and a half, we'll put them on hold.
We can pretend to hang up whatever. If they give
us somebody else that will get some answers for you.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Okay, oh my god, I'm so nervous.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Either one second, get him out of here.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
His name is Jeremy, right, Jeremy, Jeremy. I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Hi is this Jeremy?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Hi, Jeremy, My name is Dana. You actually won are
week contest. I'm calling you from the new local flower shop.
Why ms Flowers. I'm sure you've seen us and you
won our weekly contests. A dozen red roses to send
whoever you want. You can send them anywhere in the country.
Let me just get your info so we can try
to get them out today.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna do not call it.
How did you get this phone number?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Okay, but you you entered our contest and gave us
your phone number and you won the weekly contest.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So it's a dozen of roses.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Never I never entered. What is it? What's the company?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Why? Miss Flowers? We're a new local flower shop downtown.
We have all over our QR codes enter our weekly contest.
We're just trying to get our product out there in person,
and you entered the contest. I have all your info
right here. I just need to figure out where to
send them. Who they're going to. Uh, we don't eat
your credit card info, nothing like that. And get them
out today.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Okay, I guess I'll support a local business.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I'm confused, I guess, but I said that they were
getting delivered today.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
I would like them if they're local to it's delivered today,
but if you're saying them nationally, it would likely take
a few days. But we really do hope you send
them local so that hopefully come back, and you know,
whoever you send them to will want to come back
as well. We're just trying to do a different kind
of marketing.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Okay, would you be able to just send them to me?
I'm local, and then I can I can handle it
from there, Okay.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
We I mean we like to surprise, you know, the
whole surprise factor, see who's getting the gift in person.
And I mean they are red romantic flowers, so I
think that you would want to send them to somebody right.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Well, I have a couple of feelers for tonight, so.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Feelers, okay, So maybe they.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Can just come to me and then I can handle
it from there.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
As in, like you're going to just hand them out
yourself and like break them up and everything.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, I don't mind doing that. I mean, do
you com a card or anything.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Yeah, But if they're feelers, do you think that your
feelers would know that they're coming from Mims Flowers?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That's my concern.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I think.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
I guess usually people to send them to the office
of their girlfriend or wife and then they're like, hey,
love you mean it, you know, right?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
But I don't want to do that. I just want
them to send to me. Okay, so maybe we can
do that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
If there's feelers, do you know who the card would
be to?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
You can just keep it vague, right, can't wait to
see you tonight.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
But you're gonna if you can't wait see them tonight,
you're giving them to them in person. That doesn't make sense,
does it, you know, because they already you're with them.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I would I just wish you would just write what
I'm asking you.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Sure, yeah, Hey, I'm just trying to help you, not
agg an idiot, but go for it, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
All right, can't wait to see you tonight.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Okay, all right, you're the one.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
To enter the contest. I'm just trying to give you
some free flowers.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I swear I didn't enter this contest, which is very
confusing to me.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
But if you want to send them, and I'll.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Support the local business, but just send them to my
place and then you can.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Write what I said I got you? All right? Cool?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You're putting feelers out? Are you kidding me? Like I
was just for your place, dude, Like I was just
there feelers?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I am right, know that?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
You know that?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Do you?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Jeremy, Yeah, hello, Jeremy, My name is the Internshong, I
got Sauce and Rose. Here we are recording war the
Roses for the show. Need you know that, Jeremy, do
you that voice is no girlfriend of your half?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
So what do you? What are you? What is she
doing on this call?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Okay, let's get to a Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So, Hannah kind of filled us in in long story
shore this past weekend she found a charger in your
bedroom for an adult toy that you guys don't use,
and that sent us down this rabbit hole of a
figure out.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
You're cheating, and.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It seems like you have several people on the roster
you're trying to persuade. So number one, whose charger is it?
Number two? Other people are there?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
First of all, I don't know what charter you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
My sister was here last week.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Maybe it's something that belongs to her.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I don't know. I don't know anything about Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Where were you when your sister was in your bed
with her adult toy?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Listen, I don't know what's going on right now? Say
where these were going? All right?
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Je Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm on your side. I believe you. So your sister
is at your place. Last week, she chorus brought her
adult toy because he wouldn't stay at her brother's place.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
But she was in your bed with her adult toy.
Where are you?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I was?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
I don't know where I was.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I was out, I was not there. I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Where'd you sleep?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
I slept on the couch?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Why did your sister stay over?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
This is my I have to I have to give
you a reason why my sister stayed at my house.
She's my family.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Should be staring like that?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Sure, where's your pegrity?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You're sitting here telegonike, is your sister?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That's already nasty? Do you realize on that you.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Just said this on national radio?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Nasty sister?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Plucks are vibrating and by your bed, that's nast and that's.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Anything about vibrating. I don't know what it is about.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think you you.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Have telling me exactly the kind of person you are,
and it's disgusting. So I don't need this. I really don't, Amen.
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Speaker 4 (12:40):
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