What’s Going On With You and the Pastor?!

In Episode 50, Gandhi, Andrew and Diamond talk about a LOT! Why is Diamond caught up in controversy with a PASTOR, what are Andrew's icks, and why do we all have wild funeral stories?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, it's also on the side. Oh, hi, gandhi, You've
already walked into chaos because Andrew's here with a microphone.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Aba? And Diamond is here also with a microphone. Hey,
she's tired, she said, her eyes are tired. Well, she
need to tap out.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
She needs to be ready, because in this club, we
make sure that you are up and adam. Otherwise you
can go home.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Who are you talking out? What show is this from?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I watched a recap of Bad Girls Club, So now
I want to send everybody home.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You're embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Open fist, you're fine, closed fist, You're getting sent home.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's what I just what. I just smacked you. Which,
by the way, how many times did he say hit me,
hit me, you will hit me? Hit me?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Maybe twenty fifteen. Okay, So I lightly tapped him with
an open hand and he's like, you're going home. That's it,
You're going home. I'm right here, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Producers saw it, and you will be sent home.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I really don't understand why we give him any type
of like attention when he's having days like this.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's insane coming for me, and I'm sending you home next.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
What did you eat or drink today? Did you sniff
something electrolytes?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, I'm not actually and know what's crazy? No coffee,
that's even crazier.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
This is your tiredness.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Go ahead, So I don't drink that much coffee anymore.
I switched to black tea, and I have to say,
my morning's so much more pleasant, so much nicer. I
know Diamond has been doing her thing being like I
can't get coffee, posting all about it all social media
has to know everyone. Oh, this is the hardest struggle

(01:34):
in the world. Let me tell you something. It ain't
that hard.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It is very hard.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't find it hard out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
But Diamond consumed coffee from the time that she thought
about waking up until she was like asleep for an hour. Yes,
well that sounds like an addiction. It was, it was
and it still is. Addiction is real. Okay, how are
you doing? Not well? Okay? No angel over here, like
it's easy. Quit just I know, very easy.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Just which black tea still has caffeine?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't like black tea. It doesn't taste good to me.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Black teeth, So we'll see where that goes.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's why the people in England look.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
One stole all their teeth from India, actually from India
and China. I guess not that we want that title.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Then do they just have poor teeth hygiene? Dental hygiene,
not teeth hygiene? Sorry the British.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't know what goes on over there, and it's
not all of them. Nobody cares about teeth like Americans do.
They say that's one of the biggest identifiers when Americans
travel overseas. Is there straight white teeth? Really? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I well love clean, straight white teeth, so do I say?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's why Diamond and I struggled through in visil Line. Hey,
go ahead, don't smile, Hello America. She does a pretty
good job.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Of being Diamonds. Sincere Cooper and My Visual Lines.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Ends, my Visiline journey ends in about five weeks.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Very happy about it. Okay, Okay, that's it for a mile.
That's it for me. Mine was like May to November. Yeah,
when did you start November to February? It'll end of February.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I remember when I had to get braces. I wanted
in Visilne so bad, but I think maybe my teeth
were too fed up for it. Can your teeth be
too fed up for a vissiline? Yes, it's for minor correctives.
It's not for like overcorrect type.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, it's not gonna like take a snaggle tooth and
bring it forward and why So that's a clear You
had big braces, baby hardcore.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, my bottom teeth they were overlapping. They were definitely overlapping.
We're talking to each other. I got braces. I had
to for two and a half years, and then they
gave me a retainer and I was like, I'm good.
I think I'm done. But my teeth.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Are You have very straight taste, straight teeth, yes, but
see that's the thing, the difference with between braces and
in visi line.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I melted my retainer. We all know this story, which
is why I had to get it again. But my
teeth shifted very quickly.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah. I feel like right now I have little refiners
that I need to be wearing and I need to
go pick them up. And I have it, and I
think that my teeth are already moving back no way.
You know, Yeah they will, they will, they will.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Will Your teeth look incredible.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Everyone's everyone's favorite dentist and I say everyone, because at
this point I think everyone almost everyone on the show
who's in the area goes we got Diamond Me, Elvis, Josh.
Do you know what the pan care our friend Carrie Sam.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I go to a family friend who's still in Jersey City,
doctor Kouchi, I might want to go for teeth whitening
from him.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
All the best. And you know what, Andrew and I
found out the other day we go to the same
place for our primary care physician. Excuse me, yeah, we
have the the same little team of doctors.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I finally went for my first physical in over eleven
years last year. Excuse me, Yeah, I just put that off.
Every time I was like, I don't know. My insurance
wasn't great. So I was always like, I don't know,
I don't get insurance. I'm just gonna be honest. I
just don't get it in any way, shape or form.
I just don't get it. So for me, every time
I go what.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, nothing, what was that? As you were?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Nothing? Go ahead, Okay, I'll just keep moving on. I'll
just keep moving I will overcome anyway. Every time I
go to the doctor, I'd be like, oh, insurance is
paying for it. It doesn't, and so then I'd be like, oh,
three hundred dollars for a stupid little visit. So then
I'm like, how much is a physical going to cost?
Between the blood work and everything else. It's like that's

(05:45):
so much money. So then I just stopped going for
like eleven years, and I went and everything was okay
in my cholesterol?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh, how about is it?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It wasn't great?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay. One of the biggest things about insurance is that
they will almost deny everyone initially, even if you're covered.
It's a shitty little game where you have to keep
following up with them. Then the second time you reach
out to them again typically you'll get it done. And
I think the third time they say eighty five to
ninety percent gets covered. Is it like a clean thing, Yeah,
like a drive you insane? Yes, they have bots and

(06:17):
stuff that answer. As we know with someone that we
recently experienced some issues with which apparently we're never allowed
to name again.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's like Voldemort. Yeah, well I did go. I did
go for my physical. He was a wonderful doctor. Yeah,
I love him so good, and yeah, I'm excited to
go for my physical again. And I go for my
little mole checks too, because I never did that either.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Welcome, Welcome being an adult. How exciting for you?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean my teeth I always went for like every year,
and I go for two cleanings a year.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, so OK, sorry, this is funny. It shouldn't be funny.
You should be embarrassed, honestly, Listen.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I didn't. I didn't. I just I was like, I
feel fine, so I must be fine. But my teeth,
now one you could see immediately, and then you get
built up of plaque. I can't.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh, yeah, plaque's not good. We don't like plaque.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Half the people with like really stanky breath, I'm just
convince they I'm a non for cleanings in a while.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Dull or they have perio or heal disease helotosis, but maybe.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, do you know anybody with helatosis?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yes? I do, And I'm actually, oh, I'm not gonna
say it because but yes, I do, same, and I don't.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't know what to say because like in my head,
I'm always like, oh, it's just it's it's just hot
air that smells bad.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
What I just is there something that can be done
about it?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't know. Mouthwash, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I thought it was a genetic thing. Oh, I think it.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I think it could be considered like a gut health
issue too. It is is there are a lot of
things like I know, periodontal disease is genetic.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
My dad has it or had it, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
And they dentists have told my sister and I that
we have to we cannot miss cleanings. You have to go,
you have to get your teeth check, blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
So I don't know about according to our AI overview,
which I get. AI Overview, by the way, gets wrong
all the time, all the time time. So it's very
terrifying that we're just moving in this direction and people
don't fact check anything. Diamond, did you burn yourself?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's sabotage from Scott.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I did.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Scott said he wanted to be on the podcast, and
then he left and got coffee, and now Diamond has
burned her mouth.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I told him he could come sit in here, and honestly,
because we have things to talk to Scott about, he said,
never mind. Oh, okay. Halatosis is due to plenty of things.
It says poor oral hygiene, gum disease, dry mouths, certain
foods and drinks, smoking, and underlying medical conditions like diabetes
or gastro intestinal issues.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
It has to come up some way. If you're not
pushing it out, it's not going down. It's gonna come up.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
That's what. If you don't far, they say you will
have really really bad urbs, or it will just make
you stink in general, because it will come out of
your poores. Never hold your farts. Why the farts you
have to? I mean, I think, okay, I don't think
you should have to hold in a fart, but I
just don't think people just walk around like ribbon ass
are on everyone else.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think completely agree to that thing.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
No, but I like to do it to you guys
because it irritates you.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Slip the leg of she's gonna be a terrible old woman.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
She's a terrible young woman when.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
She's old, and she just could walking around.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Absolutely I deserve this, like hitting children more sure, I
can't wait to be the old lady who like spits
her teeth out to kids. Oh, lady Cooper, don't lawn.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Spin your teeth out because doctor Milkman, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
It be great with you?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Right? Well, stick with him you'll keep your teeth exactly,
but I'd love a little inter action.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Just had a kid shut everything about her is witchy.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Just scared the shit out of a little kid. I
love scaring kids. I remember once I put a mask
on my face and my kid, my friend's kid was
like he just was a terror, and he didn't like
me too much, like he liked fighting with me, like
play fighting. And so one day I went over there
with the Halloween mask on, scared the shit out of
him and was the best day of.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
My I like scaring people in general. I love scaring children.
I think the people your children, they'll be fine. Yeah,
they're gonna be fine. Yeah, the real world is so
much scarier than that. Was like an intro and say, hey,
welcome to twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
It gets worse.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's just to see their little bodies. Shit. So I
scared the shit out of Scotty this morning. And when
I tell you, Diamond was sleeping and she said she
heard it in her sleep. Oh that was good. This
man while I was trying to record the news. You know,
I get here way early. I do it specifically so
I don't have to endure the nonsense of the sound

(10:54):
around here. Nope, Scotty comes wieling some barrel down the hallway.
I don't know what the hell it was, but it
sounds like every rickety part from every car you've ever heard.
Pulls up next to my studio and just starts throwing
shit into the closet. I said, what is happening out here?
Pause for a minute. He kept going, so I just
went out and waited, and then I realized he had
no idea I was there, so I screamed. He flung

(11:16):
a box across the little hallway area and then started
screaming that I hurt his finger. He's a lunatic, and
you scared him again. I know that I got him again,
right in front of his face. It was so good.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
That thing sounded like one of those like storm sound machines.
Like when he was coming down the hallway, I was like, oh,
it was like a pushcart thing. I don't know what
he was pushing, but it was so loud, obnoxious.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
He's one step away from being a homeless person. Everything
about him everything, Oh wait, you're supposed to say unhoused now, yes?
Oh really? Yeah, man, I'm sick of the world these days.
I don't think one homeless person gives a shit if
we call them homeless or unhoused, but someone else somewhere does.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
What if they were never well true, yes, but what
if they were never housed in the first place.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
What if you were born homeless on the street. So
this person in Hawaii who is telling me about this
like two years ago, he said, the word homeless to
them denotes that they have no connection with the land
or anything around them, but that's their actual home, and
that they've been displaced from their homes by all these

(12:26):
people who have come over and sort of settled in
there and raised the taxes. Now they can't live there.
So they still have a home, and the home is
always their land, but they don't have a house. Okay,
that's what he said.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, have you seen this calendar that need has.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
He talked about on the show numerous times? Andrew, if
you listened, you would understand.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I see.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
We're saying how you guys can work at a show
and not listen to the show. I don't get it.
I listen, especially because Andrew is not working and we
know that, Yes, he outsourced this graphic to someone.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Outsource this graph.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's what you know because I'm not the same zip
it this graphic that I could have made on Canva
or in my notes app on my phone.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Sam will come to you first.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I wish you would. I would love to do it. Right,
do it? Andrew? Did you pay this person for that?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah? She's my friend. Why would I not?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh so we've got some insider trading? What would we
call that nepotism?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I almost said a nepotism?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
How is it nepotism?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
It's not. I just said, it's not a nepotism. That's
what I said. It's not. You don't listen. That's the issue.
Your ass doesn't listen to.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
A damn Please, you're the one who doesn't listen.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Can we talk about what she listened to and witnessed
at her gym the other day? Do you save this
for the big show? Because you got two things going
on in your life right now? Which one do you
want to lean into? We could talk about the other thing. Okay,
let's talk about the other thing. So we're going to
try to talk about Diamond witnessing a girl fight at
the gym on the big show.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
But I'm going to write this down this way. I
don't forget because I was told I don't listen. Continue.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Should we get a crown for our drama queen?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Please?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, he doesn't deserve it. You're so stupid. You know what.
My favorite moment of today was, by the way, when
he was leaning against the wall and I pulled his
leg out from under him and he squeaked like a hamster.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
You know what. That's another reason why you're going home.
And the producer saw that one too, So pack your bags,
you're going home.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I haven't gotten fired by now, babes. And it's oh
she curses herself in twenty twenty five. So Diamond had
something happen to her that we all kind of have
discussed at one point or another. You tell it. So, guys, Andrew,
look at me when I say this, stop making notes

(14:50):
on that board that is not yours. Put it down.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I bought it.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Someone came to me as a woman. Do you know
what that means? Like, okay, someone reached out and was like, hey,
I'm dating this guy and he's dating you too, type
of thing. But we were not dating. And so she
embarrassed herself in my d MS.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, so you ready, yes, So, because there are a
lot of moving pieces to this story. Yes, so there's
this guy who's been trying to talk to me for
a while. I looked at him more of like a
friendship type of thing.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I had asked him for advice on something like months
ago him online.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I don't, I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
We we've been following each other for a really long
time now.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So I don't. This was a few years ago. I don't.
I don't really know. Right, you asked him for advice
on something. What qualified him to give you advice?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Well, he's a pastor and also a politician, first of all.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Both of these things. Try as far as someone being sketchy.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
As fun on trust to trusted andian?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yes? Is that worse code? Are you writing? Yeah? What's
happening herend? So okay wrote it?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
So I asked him at some point last year, like
how to get involved in local politics, and like we
talked on the phone once and it wasn't really anything crazy.
But then after the conversation he had started saying like, oh,
you're my crush and blah blah blah, and I was like, hey, whoa, Yeah,
I'm like whoa, buddy, let's calm down, right. But then

(16:21):
I also was like I don't want to just like
block or just completely cut him off because he was
giving me the tea about local politics, and you know,
I love the gossip.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I'll tell you he was not only trying to holler
at you. He was spilling information that other people had convited.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yes yes, yes, yes the pastor that's all you needed
to know, and I love the gossip.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
So at one point and like he would like DM
me stuff and I would just be like ha okay,
like you know, like you curve in somebody, but like
what kind of stuff, like oh you look so beautiful
or like oh you're my crush, and I would just
say ah haha, thank you whatever, keep a pushing, Okay.
So at one point he said something like, uh, he
talked about going to Martha's Vineyard once, and I was like,

(17:00):
oh my god, like I want to go to Martha's
Vineyard because I watched the show about it whatever, and
he's like, oh yeah, don't work, like whenever you're ready,
like I'll fly you out here. And I was like
okaymions money.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
So that was like the end of it for me
because I was just like flying people out you're a
past you could have got food out by by a pastor.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was actually intrigued by that part. I'm not gonna lie,
but it was just like, because of the master flies
you out is he expected a little please.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Okay, so since then, which that was like over the
summer and after that, I was like, oh no, homeboy,
I can't write.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, So were you clear about it? And you told
him that no? I just was like, oh, okay, wait,
that was like him. I was okay.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I was like oh wow or something like that, like
it sounds cool.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
But so you sort of said yes later in the future, okay, well, okay,
maybe one day we'll have a conversation about the way
that I curved people. But like yeah, no, no, no, no,
I can't so where is the curve?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
And no? But then he was like it's like in
the message he had said like something about like, oh,
let me know when you're free, and I was just like,
sounds cool, Like.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay, where is the curve?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
There was no curve.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yes, sounds cool without sending when I'm actually available, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
We're curving that what we're going to get back to
this part? Yeah? Go on, Really, so I curved him.
I said, oh my god, sounds great, so cool. I
didn't get it. Okay, whatever, I send you my freaking
fly number two. I'm crazy not interested, so anyway, So
then what happened?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Oh so one night I was like working the overnight
and I had posted like, hey, who's up with me
or something like that, and he like responded and I
just like like the message.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Cool you.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Later, I thought, so, a few maybe like an hour
or two later, I get this long DM from him,
But as soon as I open it, I realized.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
It's not him.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
It was like, oh, girl, he's a liar. He can't
fly you anywhere. So I guess the girl had scrolled
up in the text or DMS whatever and like read
whatever he was saying to me. She's like, he's a liar,
he can't fly you anywhere because he's broke in capital letters.
She's like, this is his one year Old's mother had

(19:16):
no clue that he had a one year old, and then.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
She's like, would that have politician and a pastor? Definitely help? Yeah? No,
So then did.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
You ever look at his profile?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yes, there's no he has an older child, but not
that one. That one year old is nowhere near like
nowhere on his profile a liar.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
And then she says, but you don't have to worry.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
He's all yours, uh something else, And then she goes
like I wouldn't even believe him if the sky was blue.
And I'm giving you guys this in chronological order of
what she was saying.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
To me, so dramatic reading of the message.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Sure I love that.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh no, she on sent it. You didn't take a screenshot?
Hold on, hold on, hold immediate screenshot.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
It sounds like something I would have screenshot and put
in like this my date now.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
While she's looking for this. I think there's something to
address here. Thought is the fact that this other person
who came to you as a woman, went through all
of the messages between the two of you and also
did not feel or see a curve.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Well, yeah, she deleted it because my response to the
long message was oh boy, sending you love, because like,
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
The fuck to say to you.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, like all you should be embarrassed to reach out
to somebody who was obviously curving. The guy obvious wasn't. Okay,
let me see if.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
How do you look for your how do you look
for screenshots?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Now?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
With this new Apple update.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Do you know when it happened?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, it just starts the date.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, just go into your photos and then search by
the date.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I hate the new Apple photo up. It's like, why can'not.
I can't find my favorites anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
There's nothing in there that makes it intuitive to It's dumb.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I feel like with all of the AI stuff that's
happening right now, it is getting worse. Yes, dramatic reading.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Girl, he's a liar exclamation exclamation. He's broke and can't
afford a private nothing because I guess he said private plane.
Oh no, this is the mother of his one year
old who is currently who he is currently knocked out
drunk in my bed. Oh, he's definitely a free man now.

(21:33):
But I wouldn't even trust him if he said the
sky was blue and I just said, oh boy, Sana love.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Oh boy. Oh no, because it's like this is some shit, girl,
g ass up, because it happened. Have you spoken to
him since No, he hasn't. DM no, And but the
messages were deleted, so okay, So her message was deleted,
but yours was. Oh but she can still delete it
right on his end. Yes, Like I see what I said.

(22:01):
So you're never gonna go to him and be like
you just just so you know. Well, No, I spoke
to your baby mama, and it seems some things do
not add up.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
No, because then that would make it seem like, oh,
I'm interested. I was interested. No, I don't give a
fuck about you.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Does he still look at your stories?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yes? Oh I'm surprised you haven't blocked him yet because
he wants because this is entertaining. What if she reaches
out again? Yeah? What if she reaches out again? What
if she does? And what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Hey girl, hey, bestI give me the rest of the tea.
What's in the bank account? What church does he preach?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Ut? So I could ravish it up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
How do you know what church he belongs to?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
He's not the pastor of a church right now. This
is a long story. Hold up, everything about him is no. No,
he was, he's a pastor.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
He's a non practicing pastor.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I guess he's a past I wait, am my man,
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I was a pastor. Does not do anything well?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
He left the town that he was in because he's
in like he's in a PhD program somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
This is gonna be one of those story time on TikTok.
Then maybe she'll come out and she'll go.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
And he was talking to a girl who works for
a radio station, and I DM to a girl, you
sure did anything.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Wipe up for thirty eight?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh god? Those. By the way, if you're doing a
story time, please don't make it any more than three parts.
And three parts is stretching it too? Is good? I'll
take a five.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Learn.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I think people need to learn the artist storytelling. Okay,
brevity is the soul of wit. Make it happen. But
at any point were you interested in the.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Pastor no, I was interested in a friendship and then,
like I said, when I realized that, it was like whoa, okay,
calm down.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's when I was like no, no, no, no, no. This
I find fascinating because I feel like you're not interested
in friendships with anybody? Really, No, no, no, no, no, what yeah?
Everyone until you were like fuck then fuck that, fuck this.
I don't need anybody.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, but if you can like teach me things or
like put me onto things that I think are really cool, cool,
Like if you know politics on a local level, and
I'm trying to get involved, Like, yeah, tell me everything
you know about it.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
But so do we know by his name? Couldn't you
just back search.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
It what to find what I need to know the
church that he can see, because oh I didn't look
that deep because I'm not going to it.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I just feel like at this point, if you dug
deep enough, like you only scratch the surface and we've
exposed multiple lives. Oh yeah, if you dug deep, I
bet it would be a complete Like this man is
a whole bum, lives out of his car, probably like
went to jail on some type of gun charge and
then probably realized like, oh, you know what, I can
talk to pretty girls who are wholesome by acting like

(24:42):
I'm a pastor and begin That's what I think we're
going to see here. I think he's actually a pastor.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Minister maybe is the worst.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yea and no, no, no, no, no, no, minister. I
believe I'm one. Also, I mean, as for the Hindu religion,
it lives inside you. So, oh lord, do you ever
need advice, Diamond, I'm gonna tell you some stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm a married two people, Okay, thank you?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, all I have to say is I think it
was very embarrassing for her to reach out to a woman.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Take that up with him.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I get very torn on this because, of course, obviously
at the at the base of it, yes, this is
probably not her finest moment. I've never been in that
position where I've caught somebody cheating on me. I don't
know how cheating is a lot that's what she thought
based on your lack of curving.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
And I'm thinking that there were probably a lot of
other dms that were sent out totally, So just.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Put yourself in that position. You're hyped up, you're mad,
you're angry. Maybe she thought for a quick second she
was saving you from going down the same path as her.
I don't know, I don't. I get very torn on
this because I don't think that if I found out
I was like the other person, even though she wasn't.
She seems to be the main, main chicken all of this,

(26:01):
I hope, so I would like to stay away from
the situation. But at the same time, like what if
you really do say, oh my god, this guy's a
creep and he's being super creepy to all these women.
Let me tell them. Is that still embarrassing?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yes, I see, I don't think so. I think it's
doing a good job, like a good deed, like you
should be telling somebody so this way, you're not the
person's lying, right. The pastor politician is a liar. The
PP is a liar with his.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
PP so out exactly, here's my thing.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
He knows where that is going. I know she did
the right thing she did.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I think sometimes you got to take your l's in private.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I think it would be embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
But he made a public by talking to a bunch
of other women on his Instagram as a pastor and
a politician.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
And a politician studying for his PhD. Okay from which university?
Yea true love to see that. I think it would
be embarrassing if she tried to come at you, like,
stay away from him.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
He's mine.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yes, But didn't seem like she did that. It seemed
like she was like, I just caught this fucking loser
being a fucking loser and I'm just letting you know
he's a loser and moved on.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, private jet, there is no private ja right.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Here's the thing for me. I think a lot of
the times when women go out of their way to
reach out to the next woman, they're not really over it.
They're not like they're not going to leave the person alone.
A lot of the times, and I've seen this and
from personal experience, when you're done and you wash your
hands of somebody, it's just whatever, I don't really care.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I'm done with it.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
A lot of the times, the women who will go
back or want to entertain some type of argument between
them and either the other women or the man in
this situation, they're the ones who go out of their way. Oh, hey,
just let you know I'm doing you a favor. Babes
like you're not because I.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Don't thinking over it. I don't think that obviously she's not.
She was laying next to him once she sent you
the message, So I feel like that was hot. It
was real hot news. Who knows where she's at now?
How long ago was this Thanksgiving? So two months? Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Giving that poor man that poor man's giving dinner was relaxed.
Just somewhere is the best imagine.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Absolute wait for him to become like an actual politician, politician,
like people know who he is or he's elected somewhere
and then we all know who.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Like.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
The story, which is crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Is if you had somebody like this where he is
d ming all these women and this is out there,
how would you think that you should still run for
a public office?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
People do it every day. President to be.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's so psychotic because I would never knowing that everybody
could come out of the woodwork and be like he
did this, this, this and this, like that's insane. But
these people are like, yeah, why not? What are they
gonna do?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
What audacity? Yeah, George s people popped how many times?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
And he was like, Nope, I think it's apath I
think it's that.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I also think and I think this is going to
be a fascinating turn in events. Up until recently, AI
didn't exist where it could make it look like you
Andrew were fucking a cow and you would be like,
I didn't do that. I know what you're seeing. I
didn't do it. Which Anneal would you prefer? Im? Sorry,
which animal would you prefer? I'll let you pick Kathy

(29:23):
Barras So it would look exactly like that and you
could sit there and be like, I know you, I
know what your eyes are seeing. I did not do that.
It wasn't me. That didn't exist until very recently. I
think the audacity and the crazy things we're going to
see where people are just going to point at video
of them actually doing something and say it wasn't me.
Because now you're going to be able to fall back

(29:44):
on all these different things. It's coming. It's terrifying. I
talked to our lovely arthy Prabocer from the White House
about this, because I think that is what's going to
start happening. Even the stuff you see with your own eyes,
you're not gonna believe it, or you are going to
belie like so bad it's really tough now. I mean,
I'm sure you guys have seen all the cute AI
videos of animals.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
My mom is obsessed with them. We get one a
day where it's like animals playing in like a fake
Will scene. She's obsessed with them.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
She's like, they're so cute, but they look so convincingly real.
I saw one of little polar bear pops or cubs,
i should say, with these guys that looked like they
were rescuing Polar bear cubs. No, I think I've gotten
pretty good with the animals, but the human thing is
gonna be weird. Yeah, they're going to keep running. It's
gonna keep happening.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
That's scary.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Everything's scary right now. I mean that's what I'm saying.
Scary Your kids.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Young, Yeah, spook them spoo.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
So diamond back to this. Oh God, there's no point
in your life ever where you would reach out to
another woman and just say, hey, just so you know,
hope not. I don't think so though, there's no You
can't think of one scenario. Maybe I feel like if
someone gave me a disease, I'd be like, hey, just
so you know, this guy is contaminated and is spreading
his icking. Maybe maybe I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I just I found out over the break that I
have an issue with embarrassment, and so it would embarrass
me to tell someone something that another person did to
me on that level.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Okay, so this embarrassment or more like being vulnerable.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
You don't maybe, but it would embarrass me. Okay, like
if somebody gave me an STD and like to tell
somebody that I don't know, hey, anonymously do this, Like
I would be embarrassed that I put myself or I
let myself be in a situation like that.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Even though It could be whoever, anything, anybody. All kinds
of stuff can all the time. You could be with
somebody for twenty years, never have been with anybody else,
and that person is cheating on you and they bring
you something like that kind of stuff is a lot
of times not something to be embarrassed about. I understand,
I totally understand it. But I think every situation is different.
I have an issue with that it brought ego. Maybe

(32:07):
I don't know, like I don't. It depends.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
It depends if I really felt bad for someone. Maybe,
but I don't know, like I don't know a lot.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
No, I don't know. Okay, I think let's put on
my psychology hat, which I have no business wearing.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
It doesn't matter anymore, whatever you want telling you.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
When I become the social media is are everything is changing.
I believe it's up for grabs because it's not a position,
and I think I could just present it and someone
will be like, yes, you head of the cabinet with
Linda McMahon. But I think, so are you dating at
the moment? No? Do you want to be? Uh? Sometimes
it depends on the day. Do you feel weird saying

(32:50):
I want to be dating? And not dating. Is that
embarrassing to you?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
I didn't know, because if I wanted to date bad enough,
then I'll go and actually date. Like I put my
toe in and then I take it out very quickly,
like in a hot tub.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Right, Okay, So that I think that is. And we've
talked about your IX on like multiple podcasts to ike
you out so quickly, so fast. I think all that
goes together. You getting icked out, but you also being
embarrassed very easily by things. Maybe some of the stuff
that cks you out about other people isn't that icky
about them, but you look at it as a reflection
on you, and you're like, oh, I could never have
a boyfriend who fill in the blank. Oh for sure,

(33:25):
are you kidding? The most wonderful. Not that I'm saying
anyone that you've been with has been wonderful and you
should go back.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I'm not saying no, no, no, no, babes, take that off
the plate.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
No babes like your boo the guy who plays for
the Jets who I won't name, who you love? Oh yeah,
if that guy was walking around with his backpack on
one like his backpack sleeve coming off, which identified as
something that really disturbed.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
You you let it fly. I would yeah, I would
be like, ew, put the shit on.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Properly or take it off. You're embarrassing me like that.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, one strap backpack.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Oh my god, you gotta see. I gotta find the
video was so upset it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
She said that both straps of the backpack were on shoulders,
but one was just flopping off, so it was sort
of like you had, you know, like a girl who
had a blouse who was coming off the shoulder was
disgusted by this man.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Mind you, she had a roller backpack, so she has
no room to talk.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
When I was eight, what the hell embarrassing?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
That was embarrassing?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
That was eight.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
The size of the textbooks that I had to carry
around in elementary school was embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Okay to roll baggage.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Listen, whatever you guys are. Wow, you're coming from me today.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay, No, I love this story. I'm still super excited
to hear about the girlfriend. I hope we hear about
it on the show. And if I don't, we're going
to circle back to don't talk about it now. We
can do it in another episodet if you guys wanted to,
but also Andrew real quickly because we never get into
this with you. What are your X.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I don't like people that are overly loud. I hate
super loud people, like.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
How do you work here? Well, because oh my god,
did you just admit to hating Daniel Manara and me?
Cut this out?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Loud? I yell over there, not loud. Okay, great, it's
like a certain loudness where it's like it's just it's
grading loudness.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Give me, like an example of a celebrity who you
think is itcking loud? And be honest, because I'm thinking
Cardi b I would say every single person here is loud,
and I think he likes Cardi.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
She's more funny, I I but I do find that
grading after a while. Okay, okay, like it's just like
in your face. Okay. There is one person who I
just okay, I'm just gonna say, I don't I think okay, fine,
Meghan Trainer.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
She's not loud.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
She is. She's very loud. Like I could just I
could just picture being at a party with her and
she's the person who's like Mama, and they'd be like away,
like please out of my face. You're too loud. Oh
it's too much. I just can't.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I feel like she's more boisterous. I don't like like
to look at me type of attitude. So it doesn't
have to be volume as much as action. Yeah loud, Okay,
so that's one.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Don't like that.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I also don't like people who want to like get
deep really quick. I am not going to do that.
I hate that. I hate it. One of my friends
is married to somebody who does that, And if you're
at a party, she will like find time to like
go up to everyone at least once and be like

(36:39):
we haven't had time to chat yet, and like pull
you away, so what's going on? Like how are you?
But like you're like good work, you know, yeah, yeah,
like how are you? It's like I talk to you
maybe once a year. This is not the time we
are not on camera. This is weird.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
This is just like, to be completely honest, I'm incredibly uncomfortable.
I am right now like.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
That, Like, give me my time, give me my space.
I don't want to do that out of my face okay, quickly.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Too loud, and she doesn't like shock expenditiously, please please
he doesn't like loud. He doesn't like invasive. Okay, boisterous
and invasive? Invasive?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
What else?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Clingy?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Clingy?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Do not like clingy? Okay, do not like clingly? I
do not clingy. Yeah. I had somebody that was clingy
twenty nineteen. Oh I remember, let me tell you. She
came over to my house and she said, this is
when I knew it was over and it was bad.
That's what I knew. She was talking about moving my
stuff already, you were dating for two months.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Wait, moving your stuff so she could move stuff in,
or moving your stuff just because you don't.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Like this, I know, moving it so she can move
her stuff in.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
How did you address that?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I was like, eh, you.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Curved her like diamond sounds good? Yeah yeah, it does
sound like that. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
But then the next date, I did say, this isn't
going to work out for me right now?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Watch though he broke her heart.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, but I sent her home in the lift. I
paid for it. I was a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
High time to go cut your lift. Don't worry, it's
on me.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I just don't like clingy. I like, give me space,
give me space, don't be loud, and also don't get
too invasive.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Oh, sons are very reasonable?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yes, simple, Okay, backpack straps.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I feel like, No, you didn't see it. If you
saw it, you would understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Also, a lot of eye makeup, absolutely not. I like that.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
That was like a very random and another.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Thing that's just when I feel like and maybe you.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Know, is there like drag queenie eye makeup or like
glitter littering?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Nie? Almost?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Oh? Why are you looking at me like this? Wow?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I'm looking at both of you because you're both in
the room.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Felt like you were staring. I know my makeup's not
great today.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay, back off, your makeup looks fine.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I was trying to get a compliments words snooky Okay.
Last thing, what are green flags for you? What are
you looking for when it comes to another person laughing?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I like laughing a lot with people. Yes, yeah, I
need someone who's nice and kind kind. I know it
is very vague, and I know it's super basis.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I think kind is more descriptive than nice.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I like kind Like I want someone with like a
really good heart who can mix into any friend group
I have.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah, because we all know you have a lot of them.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
See that was the one thing that that girl said
in twenty nineteen, like it's so crazy, like whoever, Like
I'm seeing like their friends always are like my friends afterwards,
and I'm like, back up, what we're going to do
is take a step back because I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, my friend like, that's.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
That's a little too, that's fast, That's that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Two months and she was literally moving in. That was
a lot. Well should we call her Scottie? Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, where is scott.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
He was here right now so you can talk to
him about that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
No, But just someone who like has an nice I
just want, because I do have a lot of different
friend groups, I would like to be able to take
someone around and they just mix in. There's not too
much baggage attached.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I was saying, that's one of my friends the other
day that that's a dream partner. Somebody that you can
just go somewhere with and whether you're hanging out together
or you guys get split up and they're off on
their own, they can still handle their own and not
be like where were you? Yeah, why did you leave
me by myself? Oh my god, I was so uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I'm almost insufferable thing when somebody is like just a
little stage five clinger the whole time.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Oh god, that's me. I have a friend who throws
a fit. She's been broken up with multiple times because
she's throwing fits about it.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
But yeah, that's obnoxious and you really should fix that
about yourself.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Don't believe me. What do you mean you're bing me.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
To You're also fine, you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, she's curving that too. And also what you think of.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yourself, you know, like if you were me somewhere, don't
like leave me forever forever, not forever, but like like,
don't leave me to the point where I'm like, where
the fuck did you?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Okay, but if if we're going out right, yeah, and
I see Gandhi. I haven't seen Ghani in a while.
I'm really excited to go see Gandhi. We start talking,
Ghani and I are chatting, but you know, other people
at just say.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
A part it's fine.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
But I mean, like, if let's just say I brought
you to one of my friend's barbecues, Gandhi, You're fine.
You'll sit there and talk to a tree, honestly, But
Andrew hopefully I brought.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
You there and I would have fun.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
There's nobody there that you know, and I walked away
from you and left you for like an hour.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
If you introduced me to somebody prior where I could
at least be like.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
What if you don't want to talk to them.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Okay, then I'll figure it out. I don't love it,
but I can do it. I just need like an inn.
I am not the person who can sit at a
bar and like talk to someone else. I don't want
to do that. I have no interest in that. I
have no fun with that. I don't want to talk
to the bartender. I want to talk to who's sitting
next to me. But if I'm with somebody who's talking
to the bartender or talking to someone next to me, okay,

(42:10):
great conversation's open. I will not initiate the conversation that
it's just not me.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Ever, I think, oh, well, I guess I agree.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I just feel like, don't leave me for more than
a half an hour, twenty minutes, Okay, I need you
to come back.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I make sure dime in with like one of those
little handheld clocks. As soon as they walk away, she's.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Like, I'm always like, go she'd be the one that
while you're having the conversation, you're constantly doing like side
eyed with yes, like, oh god, I do that all
the time, seeing you. God, I gotta go over here
and get.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
You all the twenty minutes she's about to hop in
an uber not paid for by me, so it could
get sticky. I've done that. I've left places. Well, leave
place is so fast. I will leave if I'm like
not happy, but not because I went somewhere and someone
was ignoring me. I just you guys know me. Irish
exit everything. Yeah, it's about that time.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
PSL. I love Irish exiting. I think that's in for
twenty twenty five. Let's talk about what's in and out
in Irish exits.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Absolutely you oh, making in about me the star of course,
in being the center of attention, and what else is
in Let's think what else is in direct conversation?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yes, no more curveballs.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Anyway. I appreciate directness. I will always appreciate it. Recently,
I kind of had someone say to me, yes, you
were right, they do not like you, and I was
so happy. I was thrilled. I was like, this thrills
me because I.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Got to take a step back for one quick second. Yeah,
they told me they didn't like me, and I.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Was so happy they tell me they didn't like me.
They told me someone else who I for a long
time have suspected doesn't like me, who looks me in
the face and lies. And it's like, oh my god,
I love you so much. I need things. I know.
I have intuition, I see things. These guys are so big,
I see thoughts. So finally I got confirmation from another person, Yeah,
they don't like you at all, And I said, this

(44:00):
is the best. Thank you so much for finally acknowledging. Well,
I have known for a long time, because I just
felt like I was a crazy person just being gas
lit the whole time. No, it is true, and it
makes me feel good that I now have confirmation. Oh boy,
and I don't have to waste any time faking with
these people.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
So it's all good. That's true. Now now you're about
to make people's lives a living hell. I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
What's out?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Uh you? I said it already, lying, sugarcoating. We don't
like it out curving, curving. Curving needs to be.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
In yet actual curving, not your curving. Okay, Diamond's curving
actual curving. Do you think there's.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Anyone listening to the podcast who doesn't understand what curving is? Uh?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Where you swerve around them? I'm out you duck dodge.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, well, if you listen to the beginning of this episode,
it's not what Diamond dish.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's direct today saying hey, I'm gonna fly you out
of my private jet. It's not okay, cool, it's not interested. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
No, okay, wait, because I got curving was like swerving around.
I'm not being like one like absolutely not leave me
the fuck alone.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
You left the door open. The door was open.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, I guess I always too curving as more of
a final thing than a temporary Oh, I'm just trying
to like weave my way out of it. Maybe I'm wrong, though.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I think being direct with the person saying like hey,
we are just I'm not like when he's talking about
dating you. It's a direct end to that, like, hey, no.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
He would have been a good friend though he was fun.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I don't think conversation.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
With a PhD or into politics give me a good tea.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
She should say it for the gossip a.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Gossipy pastor is probably a joy to all.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
But also, yeah, best friend is a pastor, so I
know all the tea, you know what I mean? And
there's so much Why amazing.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Don't they take the oath? They do the reconciliation.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Now from the finding out perspective. From that, I'm confessing
to a pastor perspective. And now no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, she actually has integrity. Okay, so no,
we shout it up.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
She tells me about like the way the church runs
and stuff like that, which I think is really cool, you.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Know, okay, best life. That doesn't that sound like you
curved the original answer? No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
So you want to be friends with a pastor so
you could get to know how the church works. I
can get you a textbook, yea.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I feel like it's a lot going on right now.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Stem I still have my religion textbooks from Catholic school.
I could give you some.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
I do too, Thank you. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
This way you could learn that way. I'm talking to
gossipy pastor Andrew.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
What's your favorite Bible verse since we're here?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Psalm sixteen forty two?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Ooh? I hold that one in my heart, so I
don't like to say it out loud.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Good job you're into.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Sorry, this is good please yours? It's actually oh on
my wrist?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
What did I say? Six verse five?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Oh, that's such a good one. What is it?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
God is within her? She will not fail? Hindu again?
Where don't we go? Baby? Cheers? What no one asked
me about? What's yours? John three sixteen? Because I see
it an all the game?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Yeah, that one's a good one too, that one that
is you see that out of Trump rally?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I'm sorry? What is it for?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
God so loved the world that he gave his only
begotten son, and whosoever believeth in him, uh, shall not
perish but have everlasting life?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Sports football game?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yeah, because they try to say, like, oh my God,
is that yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
John three sixteen? Yeah, yeah, yeah, look it up, Andrew,
So you got your phone in your hand, loser.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I'm so impressed that you know all these bubble forms.
I know a lot of them. Yeah, give me another one.
I don't know anymore. That's the only one I know. Philippians,
it's the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, Philippians.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Thirteen, No, Philippians, are you kidding? It's Philippians three. I
thought it was Philippine three six three thirteen. I can
do all things through Christ, who strengthens me. That's very basic.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I'm trying to think, what's your worst what's your least favorite.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh, that's a hard one.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I don't like the very first like Genesis where it opens,
it's like it's very short, and like no, it's like
and in the beginning God made heaven and earth, and
it's like, okay, give me more, like we can make
that a hole worse, like.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
You know, keep it? You know I needed more than that.
I read something interesting the other day. We love your
thoughts on this. Someone said, what if Eve never ate
the apple nor convinced anyone else to eat the apple?
He ate it on his own? Lied and said, she
made me do it, and that's why men have the
apple stuck in their throat as the Adam's apple.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
I wouldn't I wouldn't be. I love things like this
and theories and stuff like that, because.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Would do it? Would it does?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
And also like who knows what's the story? Like what's
the backstory? Did he do something that made her say, okay,
fuck you now, I want you to taste this?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
She knew it was.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
You know, you never know, because I mean, the Bible
is all probably like parables anyway, there's stories of whatever.
You know, these people claim to have witnessed and stuff,
so like you just never know, you know, you never know.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Indian, well, specifically Hindu tales are known as Hindu mythology.
We acknowledge it as this is a story who's made
up with a bunch of things in it to represent
a bigger metaphor. A lot of other religions don't do that. Yeah,
and I'm like, okay, and this is why everyone's being crazy.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah. I think I like the concept of multiple guides
more than I do just one, because then it seems
like you could really put your bets on a lot
of other things.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Excuse me, your bets or just like I.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Don't know, like what you're thankful for, we could go
to other things. Yeah, I get five thousand on are
you from God? Are we not doing that?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Well? The thing one of the things that I think
always gets lost between polytheism and monotheism is if God
is all powerful, why could God not split God's self
up into a bajillion different things. It could be one entity,
it could be a zillion other entities, but why would
you ever put God in a box? Crazy?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, I agree with that. I think also like Greek mythology.
I like that they had a whole bunch of different gods.
Shintoism is great. You pray to like everything just to
be nice to you, and you get nice things back.
Like I like that. It's just so drab sometimes just religion. Yeah,
it's just like, honestly, I noticed that my known as funeral.

(50:52):
We were just sitting there and it's like everyone's so depressed.
I would not want to ever have like this isn't
welcoming at all. I'm just sad, and yeah it's a
funeral for my grandma funeral, but it's just just like
there should be celebration to a degree, like this is
like you're going to the next place.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Come to a black church, baby, I would love to
diamond so much fun. When my boyfriend died, his funeral
was at a black church. And when I tell you,
I actually stopped crying because I was outraged, and it
was like I can't believe, what the fuck did you
just say? It was crazy. They were like I hope

(51:32):
that brother Chad accepted Christ into his heart because if not,
he's burning right now. What it was crazy? That shit
was crazy. My mom and I were like, oh but
when each other trying not to laugh because it was insane.
But I was also very sad, and then I thought
I hired this clown. But everyone else seemed really into it.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
You know that her grandpa's wake. Let me tell you something.
The turn that that wake took. The pastor came in
and he delivered, but he never met I think the
family her. Yeah, so he delivered the most insane little
prayer for us. He was like, there was a couple

(52:13):
and they were standing and they took a picture. This
picture meant so much to them. Two days later, nine
to eleven happened. They took a picture in front of
the World Trade Center. So enjoy every moment. I was like,
there was a better way to.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Say, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, funerals.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Nine to eleven reference.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
At a funeral. At a funeral, funerals are the best, though,
And there's always something funny like that happens, and it's
like just random, like at my grandfather's funeral, And this
was during COVID, so it was like empty, like nobody
could be there. I think it was like eight of
us or whatever. First of all, huge fight as to

(52:54):
who the eight were whatever. Someone was louden who yes,
uh some of us were not happy about and boisterous,
Oh my god, like falling out on the floor and
like ah, and I was like, honey, we have fifteen
minutes to view this body. You better sit your ass down. Okay,

(53:18):
are you fucking kidding me? But it was like funny shit,
Like just like the way that she's like, oh, I
remember when we used to go to the river. What
is a ribber? What is a ribber?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
What is a river? Is it?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
With her? Would be absolutely so, like five years later,
we're still saying the river, you know. Or like randomly
at my cousin's funeral a few months ago, Uh, they
were talking about where the repast was going to be.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
You know what the repasses?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, okay, so uh where the repass was going to be,
and somebody fucking typed it into ways and their phone
was on loud and it was like starting route to
blah blah blah as the church is like completely Quiet's
things like that that you'll never forget.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
It's fucking hilarious. Best it happened to me once at
my great aunt's funeral, I thought my phone was off,
in fact was not, so an alarm went off. So
I was like, ah shit, So of course everything comes
to a screeching halt because her son, he's like my
cousin slash uncle whatever, he was talking and he was

(54:20):
big mad about it. I was like, so I shut
it off and I put it in my bag. Apparently
even when you shut your phone off, the alarm will
go off again. And so it went off again, only
this time it was buried deep in my bag because
I thought I shut it off. This man with his
thick ass Indian accent, he was like, who's bloody yard
damn phone is that? I was like, it was so mad,

(54:44):
and my sister was like, oh, she thought that was
so funny, the good times at funerals.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Hey, let me tell you something. My mom only recently
we were going somewhere. She wanted to just have dinner
with us after the this thing happened. My dad cannot
let that happen. He's just not that guy. And my
mom the whole time is like trying to subtly reinforce
like so afterwards we're going for dinner, right, So afterwards

(55:12):
just us. We're just going for Dinna, right, so we're
just gonna go that. We all had to go back
to this the funeral place, and of course now the
whole family is just standing there and my mom's like, okay,
so we're gonna go now, right, it's just us, let's sleep.
And then they go up to my dad and they're like, so, yeah,
we have no plans. My dad's like, so everybody should come,
and my mom's like, so, now shit, we gotta pay.
Oh shit, this is what he does.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
This is what he does.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
I'm not going. I'm not going. And me and my
sister were like, mom, please just calm it down.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
It's a peral.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yeah, please literally bring it back.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Wasn't it like his mom's Yeah, not even worse to
put a point on it.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Take it back. Let's just walk it back.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Listen, breathe the little guy.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Sometimes the breathing exercises do work with don and my
sister always says she may be served well by a
low dosage anti anxiety medic.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Okay, oh oh, low dosage, yes, okay. I was always
thinking like if I you know, when I guess everybody's
gonna die at some point. I wanted to be like
a big party, no animosity, nothing. But now I'm gonna
think it might be fun to give everyone a piece
of paper with a shit talk that someone else at
the funeral said about them that I knew, Like Andrew.

(56:23):
On January thirteenth, twenty twenty five, Diamond said your sweater
was hideous. That'd be really fun for me, did she No? No,
but yeah I should have.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
You would do something like that. It would be like
a bowl and you'd be like, oh, what's that?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Then yeah, like, oh, you're sitting at.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Oh I love that movie. By the way, Yes, I
bet you. Tool Attention was so good with the cocaine
cross at the end and Bittersweet Symphony plays off Arden
out of time.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I might go home and watch that. By the way,
And I know we have to wrap this up because
we've been talking for a while. Andrew gave me the
password to his Fandango account Here we Go, which has
all the movies in it. Yeah, we need to worry
about Andrew.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I'm so happy that someone took him up on that.
He's been trying to pimp out his own account for years.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
It's great. He has so many movies, so many movies.
I watched The Substance thanks to Andrew. That was a
good It was great. Actually, I think it's amazing. Oh
there's so much to talk about on the podcast, Okay,
but it was amazing. There's some stuff in there that
I just really need to know, Andrew, what's going on.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Deliverance A lot of those movies I've had because we
used to have this horrendous machine that would hold all
these DVDs and you'd have to load them and it
was the whole thing. Then I said that you could
just stream all your movies if you converted them to
this fandanego thing. So it's just all of our old
movies that I used to go get bargain bin movies from,
like Blockbuster, especially when they're going out of business, and
then I converted them.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Do you have Beautiful with Mini Driver?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I can get it for you if you want.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
That is my favorite movie of all times, like twenty
twenty something on Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I love it, so it's fine.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Worstump is a great movie.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I cry every time.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Apparently the book is atrocious.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
I love the book. I read a sequel Gump and Co.
Most people know there's a sequel.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
But there is. Oh my god, I had no idea.
And on that note, Andrew, if people want to find you,
where can they find you?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Andrew Pug on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Okay, did I lead it?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Soon we'll see you're.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Going to delete your Instagram? Yes? Are you mad at
Zuck No?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
I just feel like yeah. And it's just like when
Elon did it. I left Twitter the minute. I was like,
he's an asshole. I don't care about this site anymore,
so I quit. And I feel like I'm at that
point now with Mark Zuckerberg. I already quit Facebook. So
what am I doing? Where are we with this?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I like your style, thank you.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
I stand behind it. Unlike some people who talk about
Elon Musk and still going x.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
X, I still have my Tesla stock. It's not going anywhere,
Like I mean, come on now.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I sold all my Tesla stock and I delete.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
My Yeah, and I know you regret that one. I
don't because that's coin I forgot to get rid of it.
So it's just like sitting.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
There, listen, Well, I'm Andrew Pug on Instagram for right now,
for now.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Diamond, and I'm at Diamond sincere on Instagram for.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Now and I am at baby Hot Sauce, one hundred
percent Shore. I'm still Shadow band from the world. Good
luck finding me. I am not a child predator and
we'll be back. By the way, this is episode fifty guys, WOA,
So by the end of the year we're gonna be
at one hundred. Okay, say bye bye.