February 12, 2025 • 44 mins
In this episode, Gandhi, Diamond, and Andrew talk about getting ripped off by meme-makers, thoughts on the Superbowl halftime show, and they listen to some of your talk backs. We also find out what’s been driving Diamond nuts lately, and what Gandhi did that triggered her.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yes, and now we're recording. Hey he brought a chair.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi everybody, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hey, it's sa Us on the side, Episode fifty something.
I'm gonna stop keeping the track eventually.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, no, it's in the fifties.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's in the fifties. And Andrew thinks we should have
our celebration party sometime soon. I think maybe we wait
to one hundred. But you think that's too far.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So well, it's one hundred percent too far.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Seventy five.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh what a compromise because gold is fifty seventy five
is what diamond, and then one hundred is platinum.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So you can have a I don't know any of
these things diamond party. Huh okay, we'll call it the
diamond party just for you. Oh well no, not me,
I like you know what I mean, No, but I
like a diamond party. It be Deniman Diamonds. Let's start planning. Oh,
Denniman Diamonds. How Britney Spears or Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
She's just stealing that because it was on a housewipe episode.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh I don't know, sorry which episode was it?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The Denim and diamonds?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She copy pasted it and tried to play it, but they've.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Done it so many times. They've done it so many
times to shut your face.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We've seen real life comedians do that. We watched the
whole show of this guy who just sat there. I
won't say who it is because everybody knows him. We
just sat there and watched him just meme after meme.
I was like, but I've seen that one. But I've
seen that one, but I've seen that one say it. No,
I'm not going to. Normally I would, this one will
get me in trouble, because it will get me in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Let me shut up, as her massage parlor said, because for.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Some reason, because for some reason I cannot say why,
I cannot say. However, m well, how about this, I'm
gonna say the name right now and beep it. Lord like.
As he was saying each one of his little things,
I was like, are you do you? Are you? Those
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are very popular ones too, unless perhaps he had just
stumbled upon Instagram and didn't really know how memes worked,
and that just because you see them doesn't mean only
you saw them. Everybody also sees them very real, possibly
very weird.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm convinced though we were talking about this over the weekend.
I think a lot of stuff gets said on our
show and then turned into memes not long after. It
drives me insane. It could be the other way around. No,
I don't think it's the other round around, because I
don't think we're stealing them. I know Scary does sometimes,
but I don't think the rest of us are stealing them.
But I do know that people have said things, and
I will speak solely for myself, I've said things and
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then maybe like a week later, they're a meme that's
circulating everywhere. And I think the fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That actually happened recently with a meme that we were
talking about. There's from a Housewife's show. The girl is like,
maybe there is no plane, and we were saying that
in the office, is casually like babe, there is no plane,
and then literally two weeks later on Instagram that became
like a viral trend of like babe, there is no plane.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's like, what what is happening? Do you want to
explain what that means to people who don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I mean it's basically like it's hysterical. The person's like,
you have no plane?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, he doesn't get it because he doesn't watch you see, Simon.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Do you explain it to me?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It just seems it's like a really rich thing, so
you say things. Oh so I got it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Right, No, you didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So basically, there was a woman who was very rich
on the show, and her and her husband got a
divorce and he was in a lot of trouble financially,
so a lot of the things were taken away from them,
a lot of their luxury items, including say it the plane, Yes,
we're taken away from them. And her daughter, she was
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like talking to friends about the way their lives have
drastically changed, and she's like yeah, and Kennedy, my daughter,
she said, Mommy, I can't wait for us to go
back on our plane. And she started crying and she's like, baby,
there is no plane because it's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You know, But Andrew doesn't watch the show.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
So I did say a rich person, that's unrelatable. I
did say that we just want to roll it back.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I know, Andrew. I have to say, when you were
explaining it, I wasn't following, But when Diamond explained it,
I did follow.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Because it's organic, because I watch. Can we go back
to a week or two ago when we talked about
the things we don't like about each other. Let's add
that to the list of things that I don't like
about Andrew. He loves posting and talking about Housewives.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Memes because it's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Doesn't watch Housewives.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So the next time you try to talk about scary
not knowing something that he's talking about, we'll bring that up.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
He doesn't. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So you're saying I can't appropriate Housewives culture, you I
know Housewives really down? Baby?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Do you want to know what I've been thinking about
a lot lately? I think I told you guys this.
I'm in my head and in my notes app writing
a comedy routine because at the end of the year.
By the end of the year, I want to stand
up somewhere. Oh my god, I'll never tell any of
you where my open mic is gonna be. I'm gonna
go do it. I'm not gonna tell you how will
you know I have your location.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm just gonna see.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You at comedy club. I'm going I will shut that
shit off so fast before I go and turn.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It back on. Okay, that's gonna make it more suspicious.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's not like you guys are checking all the time
that you would know, oh my god, it's a thre
they eating her location.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
But I feel like there would be signs, for sure,
there would be signs you get extremely isolated that should happen.
Usually if something BIG's about to happen, you just kind
of go into like full like.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Every it's fine.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What Gandhia haven't spoken in sixties?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You know, fine, I don't even know what you're talking about,
nor why you made me look like a quoka. Yeah, no,
it's fun. But one of the things that I've been
thinking about a lot lately is that the Seven Deadly
Sins totally makes sense right for what they were at
the time. However, in the year twenty twenty five, there
are way more sins that are not addressed that I
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feel like we should talk about. Like let me see,
let me pull up my little nose up here.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Hey, peak of Gomedy.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, because this isn't even funny yet. This isn't even funny.
I feel like it would make it. I can make
it funny, but it's not funny yet. These are actually
like real, These are things that genuinely bother me that
I think should be sins. Like the people on the
airplane who stand up as soon as the plane lands
and try to run up to the front. Yes, off
with your head. That's insane.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Scary bag in the back makes you pick it up.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We should talk about that. We've not addressed this diamond.
Oh okay, I'm nervous. This monster name is Scary.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Can I just see if one thing? Yeah, really quick?
All right, Well, I'm going to get the airhorn to work.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh why are you actually like, I don't have my
own airhorn ready to go? Why would you start her
up with this? Anytime you need it, It's right here
on my phone, baby. So we all traveled to Universal Orlando,
and we had a really good time. On the flight there,
we were sitting in different places. Scary had to submit
himself for the upgrade to first class for like a
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two hour flight because he just has to do it right,
no problem. So he ends up getting it, But he
didn't get upgrade until everybody had sat down in their seats.
So he got on the flight, he put his stuff
up into the overhead bin and then, by the way,
I watched him for about ten minutes because unfortunately for
that person, a flight attendant sat next to him. So
he's quizzing this person, Hey, what do you think are
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the odds that I get moved up? Yes, he was
asking the guy sitting next to him, what do you
think are the odds? And I can hear this guy
being very polite. Well, I'm pretty sure that it's actually
going to be you, because if you know for a
fact that other person didn't get on and you're number one,
you're going to get upgraded. Okay, so now we know
Scary's going to get upgraded to first class. But all
of his things, which is a backpack, a suitcase, and
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his jacket, we're all up in the overhead bin. That
is a separate story, because you're really only supposed to
put one thing yep and the overhead bin. Not Scary,
he put it all up there so he gets the upgrade,
he moves up to first class. I would like to
it's not a dramatic reading. This is the text message.
These are the text messages that he sent as far
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as us getting his stuff when he got off the plane,
because now his stuff is behind him, and god forbid
he would ever wait and come back and get his things.
He's directing us to fetch his things for him. Okay,
So he says, please grab my jacket, my backpack, and
my suitcase. It's across from you. It's the black backpack,
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leather backpack, my black leather jacket is on top of it,
and the dark brown Toomy suitcase on the left of
it over ten A. Thanks, it's dark brown over ten ABC.
Black jacket, black leather backpack, brown Tommy suitcase. I am
not kidding. I was like, wait, so you want me
to get grab an orange suitcase? Like I was just
fucking with him, becau. At this point, I'm like, are
you okay?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Who is texting like that and saying? Can you fetch
all of my things from this?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Your girl right here was an eleven. So I was like, okay,
I'm gonna get his things, which was all of those
things that you just heard me say. I have my
own backpack and my own suitcase. I grab all of
this stuff. So now I've got my backpack, his backpack,
two carry ons, and his jacket. I'm going through the
aisle expecting to see scary standing right outside the plane
where people collect their luggage you're kidding. He wasn't their diamond.
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He walked all the way up to the top across
the aisle and was sitting there shuting the shit with
Elvis across from the place I got up there. I
threw shit at him. I said, are you fucking serious?
Right now? What was his excuse? I thought each one
of you was gonna grab something? So you still thought
each one of us should have hiked all your shit
up the entire What the freaking run? What is that
(09:15):
thing called the thing the little tunnel?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You should have left it right where people meet their luggage.
I should have come out and scared him a little bit,
like what are you talking about? And have him run
back and try.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
To get.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Would have been so funny. He and he also could
not understand why we were like what, how could you
do this?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I thought twenty you were gonna grow. It's none of
our responsibility to grab your shit because you got upgraded
to first class. I wouldn't come back and get your
things to then bring all your stuff and you hoard
the overhead space. They tell you, how often do you hear?
Please make sure that you keep smaller items and jackets
under your seats. Because they want room for everybody. Not
this guy. Not this guy.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
He's done well, I don't I'm not shocked, not surprised.
This is who scary is.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
The nice deadly sin is being scary. Oh just look
at the laugh I got. Look at me. Stand up. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I need to get that working. Because there's an applause button.
Applause could play for you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
We could do that ourselves too. Ready, go refuse?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Why do you refuse applause? It's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Clapping for you? Well? Will you clapping?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay? Hey, they will be clapping for gandhi. I'm not
going to boost he your ego today?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Why? And I'm not going to boost yours at all either.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I don't need your boosts.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I will remember this when you need a boost down.
So you guys don't have any sins that you're like.
This is the absolute worst thing as a society that
we could do. I think, like right up there with cheating, stealing.
I don't know if cheating, stealing all that kind of stuff. Lying.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Weirdly enough, ice breakers are a deadly sin to me.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Ice breakers do it? No? O? Come emmens? Sorry? Not
sponsored wish they were not a client. Okay, back to
what I was saying. Icebreakers. I hate them. I hate
sitting in a crowd and everybody gets to know each
other with a fun icebreaker. You sweat thinking about your
stupid ass, dumb fact. I don't care that you went
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horseback riding when you were seven and it became a passion, Becky,
I don't care that you played lacrosse, Tim, I don't
have any interest in doing that. I'd rather just have
like a fun little mixer and you figure it out.
I don't want to sit in a group and get
to know these people.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Okay, So that little part in jeopardy where they get
to know the contestant, I hate it. So it's always
the worst. It's like, did you know that one time
in third grade I'm made a volcano.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, that's the worse.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's the worse. I want to, right, what would you
like to know about somebody? Right off the bat? Instagram followers,
give me a count right now? I need to know
what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh wow, Okay, I think i'd want to know when's
the last time you picked your nose?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Mine?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Every day? I want something weird every day. Mine happens
because I have a nose ring. I gotta get up
there and make sure things are clean and working.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Do a little dig.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, when's the last time you dug your nose? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think it was two days ago? Two days yeah,
because sometimes my nose I've been having like when it's
when it is the fall and then I or the winter.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Sorry they recorded.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It gets really crusty up there and sometimes the bookers
are really big and then I like can't move it.
So then you know, you go up with a tissue
and you.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Just put excavation projects. Yes, yeah, you gotta get it
out of the dig, clear the pathway.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
When was the last time you picked your nose last night?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
But here's my thing, Yeah, because you dig your nose
all the time. Now I'm not talking about like finger
in there all you know, but like we're getting boogers
out every day.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
They say that that is the most unhealthy thing you
could do.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Get out boogers.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yes, because you're touching all these things and this air
your nose, this like it is the gateway to everything, right,
So you're going and touching all these surfaces and then
you are giving direct access to everything that is like
the Central Highway and you're just sitting up there with
their dirty ass finger just.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Like we I thought you were supposed to get out
of there.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, I have as extremely unhealthy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What's your question? Okay, you dig your nose? Yeah? I
dig my nose. Yeah, what's not?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Claims that he doesn't really dig his nose like that?
But he's the only one here with nosebleeds and sickness.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
That's all I have to say, because my nose gets
extremely dry. Hello. Also, why are you using a PC
term for picking your nose? You dig your nose? That's
a new PC term for it.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No PC politically correct would Why would that be PC?
How is digging different than picking? I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
She just wasn't saying picking your nose, and I was like,
what is that?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It was like a brown spell thing? Oh, digging your nose? Yeah,
you are digging up in there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Please?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
See here's the thing. I love that the people who
listen to this podcast have seen Andrew's slightly monstrous side,
because today on the Big Show we got the it's
Billy Andrew please, and then Elvis noted I saw his
crusty side on the trip and yes, I said crusty side.
He is covered on the inside in cruss Yep, maybe
that's not covered.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Then absolutely have said nothing that would warrant this type
of bullying.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you insane?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Insane?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You use the term dig as though it was PC.
It's just a word, and then you put it woke
and smack the microphone.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, I'm sorry, This libtard show isn't for me.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh my god, how much did you guys like the
super Bowl halftime show?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Loved it?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Loved it? I thought it was a may zing and
just for giggles for myself, I went and creeped on
the people who I knew were going to be triggered,
and without a doubt, every single one of them felt
like they had to say something. And it makes me
laugh because I'm like, there are just so many things
that I see in the world every day and I'm like,
I don't like that, and I just move on. I
don't verbalize it. I don't feel the need to post
about it. I actually just saying that's not for me
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and move on. The amount of people who believe everything
is curated to them and what they feel and care
about and like is wild also people who say Kendrick
Lamar has no talent. If that is sick.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
He's a Pulitzer Prize winning rapper.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
He's gonna Peecott will.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
He probably will. He'd be the first peakot with me.
He also did the entire score for Black Panther, not
just the songs, like the background music for Black Panther, which,
by the way, every time I hear it gives me goosebumps.
I loved it so much. I think that's why it's
one of my favorite Marvel movies. Was because of the music.
To say he is untalented is insane, but also the
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talent that it takes to write a ballot. Maybe a paragraph,
maybe two paragraphs. Okay, you can get that out. I
think most people, if you really sit down, you can
do it. A rap song is essentially an essay in
one song that rhymes, that has meaning behind it. How
are you gonna say it's not talent?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Boo?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I just I think that saying that something that you
don't get is bad, or someone who you don't necessarily
connect with is not talented, as a cop out just weird.
Like I say this all the time. I talk to
Deanna about this all the time. I don't like Taylor Swift.
I know it, like you know, I was a fan
at one point that she made that switch to like
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weird shit, and I just don't it. It doesn't connect
with me. But I'd never say that she's not talented.
She could write a song, she could carry a tune
better than I can write, So like, why would I
ever say that she's not talented just because I don't
connect with her anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
The cop out And most of the time people who
are calling other people untalented are doing it from the
comfort of their couch with no talent. Yeah, where no
one's gonna turn around and say anything to you about
not being talented. It's crazy to me. I also, again,
I just think there are some things that maybe it's
not for you. That's fine, it doesn't have to be
for you. Everything is not for you, move on. But
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to call him untalented is as insane the nine Deadly
sin saying Hendrick lamars on talented idiots, idiots everywhere?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What do you have to say? Why am I get
looked at what I do?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Be?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And Andrew should be the ninth deadly.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Sin at now she already named her knights.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well, I want to defend you. I want to defend see. Look,
she gets sassy, and then she leaves, goodbye, Andrew. Microphone
turned by. Oh oh my babes, it did work. Oh
it's turned down. We can't hear you. Get out, off
you go to your meeting. I don't think we bully him.
I think it's just uh, keeping someone in check every
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now and then, as I'm sure I need it. Oh yeah,
you need to see you need to be tripped every
once in a while. But it doesn't work. You know
we're gonna get there. I'm very look to the ground.
It's hard to knock me over. Should we get to
some talkbacks? Yes, okay, I'm excited about this. So hopefully
you'll be able to hear them a little bit better.
Today we're trying to record things differently.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Andrew says that this machine we're using has good or
equal audio quality to the normal mics we use. I
say Andrew's definition of good audio quality versus mine are
very different. He doesn't like when I say that I
didn't say one's better or the other. He inferred what
he inferred. But we do know that these talkbacks are
going to come through so that you the listener, Thank
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you for listening. Always can hear it better? So let's
try this out.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Hey, guys, I don't expect this to be shared publicly,
but I just want to express my gratitude towards you
guys for, you know, kind of speaking about our political
climate right now. It's not the best. And I love
Gandhi for on the main show saying little remarks here
and there, because I know you guys have to be
neutral on the show, but in my heart, I know
you guys are on my side. I'm a Latino woman
that lives in Queens. I've been seeing, you know, all
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these ice rays and it's been heartbreaking. But I just
want to say thank you guys for being on the
right side of history. And we really do appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh I thought that was so nice. That's very nice.
I appreciate that. Can we also take one minute to say,
Kanye West, what the fuck are you doing? Getting kicked
off of Elon Musk's platform after he Nazi saluted for
being anti Semitic is insane? Like how bad do you
have to be? Elon's still running the whole thing, but
he was like this, this is too much. Kanye. Yeah,
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I think it's too much. The man is unwell.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
And remember, he's not bipolar, he's autistic. I don't think
that that.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
He's diagnosing himself. Please, it's he's clearly bipolar.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, but it's so insane that he thinks that this
is normal. And I love the fact that he, like
in his latest rant, was like praising Elon and like
he was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Free speech, Like I can say what I want now done.
Actually you cannot use psychopath. I'm pretty sure declaring that
you are a nazis insane. Him selling the hoodie Cassie
was wearing when she got beat up by Diddy. I
don't understand it. It's sick. I don't understand what he's
trying to do.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Charlemagne from The Breakfast Club said last week he he
acknowledged that something is wrong with Kanye. We know he's
been doing this right, but he made a really good
point and I was thinking about it all weekend. Kanye
was trying to take away all of the attention that
was on Kendrick because he was jealous. Didn't work, babes,
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it didn't work. But also, it just is sick that
he every person that he hates. He hates them because
they bruised his ego. Yes, and like not even from
things that we even know about, like just like little shit,
Like you're mad at your best friend, quote unquote best
friend Virgil because Louis Vuitton didn't want to work with
you anymore and they gave him an opportunity, which, according
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to people who had intel at that point in time
in both of their lives, Kanye, they were.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Talking about Virgil ablow Off White.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yes, yes, apparently Kanye was okay with Virgil taking a
job at Louis Vuitton. But you hate this man. This
man died like three years ago and they're still talking
shit about him.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Imagine the ego it takes to think that you are
the best at everything you've ever done in the world ever,
and you just don't get enough credit. He's sick. I
don't care who the best person that something is. Typically
that's a debatable thing unless there are stats and scores
behind something. No matter who you are, you could have
won the most Grammys and there's going to be someone
who says another artist is better. Get over it. Yeah,
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it's crazy. He's crazy, and I used to love him.
I had a really hard time wrapping my head around
the fact that we just can't. We can't deal with
this guy anymore. I'm over it, Kandy, am over you.
I know you cared. You're probably listening to this podcast here.
I think he does care about things like that, though,
do you. I think he does. He pretends as if
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he doesn't, but I think that certain things keep him
up at night. I think that he this whole I
don't even know what you call this mannic state that
he's in right now, but I think it's triggered by
people not supporting him the way that they used to.
A lot of people have stopped supporting him. His die
hard easy fans have stopped supporting him. As I am
wearing my geezis right now. Yeah, I'm comfortable. They're very comfortable,
(21:55):
and they were also expensive. I'm not sure what to
do here, but he's a shit. He's a shit. He's
an attention hungry baby, and you just can't it doesn't
matter how talented somebody is. And by the way, he's
not nearly as talented as he believes he is. He
is talented, He's a psychopath. Yep, We're done with psychopaths
in twenty twenty five. I hope so. And let me
tell you this too. Oh, I'm turning the corner on
(22:16):
Taylor Swift for one reason why Donald Trump starting a
war with a pop star. It's inane, a one sided
war because she doesn't care about you. Is the funniest
thing I think I have seen in a while. And
I need laughter right now because things are crazy. Her
getting booed at the super Bowl because she's from Pennsylvania
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and is dating someone on the Chiefs. That is why
she got booed. Him turning it into magnation came out hard,
is insanity. And now I'm like, you know what, Taylor,
I think I'm gonna have to come over to this side. Now.
I'm just gonna clap for you wherever you go, because
you do deserve some flowers for things that you've done.
But also because absolutely not Well, I have you thinking
(22:58):
this is the reason Donald Trump get out of here.
He's a lunatic.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Also, he got booed the fuck exactly him being booed
as well, So I can't. Can we talk about the
football players who Travis kelce ooh were like, yeah, it's
an honor to play in front of Like I get
that you have to I guess represent the organization. Yeah,
they do have rules, but Jalen Hurts handled it the
(23:24):
way that I would have liked to see Travis Kelse
handle it.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
When I tell you, I love Jalen Hurts so much.
I think we've talked about him before on this podcast,
and if we haven't, Jalen Hurts is not just a babe.
He's just an amazing person. His entire management team is women,
And when asked about it, that was my favorite thing
because people are just now starting to find this out
and you and I have definitely talked about it for
a long time.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
When he was asked about his management team, he said, Oh,
it wasn't anything I planned. It just happened organically. I
was looking for the best.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I thought that's right, babe.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
When he went to kiss his girlfriend, he kissed her
and he very considerately turned his head when he hugged
her so he didn't get the EyeBlack all over her face. Hello, men,
be like Jalen Hurts pleas like, use your brain, you say,
but you tell me why you love him. I really
appreciate that he's so nonchalant. I would not like it
in a partner. But I love people who.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Like they're asking him questions, like you could tell he
just really wants to play football and go about his
business like you basically know nothing about his private life.
He and his fiance have been together for years and
the only reason why we know who she is is
because we see her with a ring on her finger.
There are rumors that they have a child we do
not know. I love stuff like that because I'm here
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to play football, because I love football, and I'm making
a lot of money at it.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Apparently I'm good at it.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Okay, I leave here during the off season. You don't
see me, you don't hear about what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
When people reporters were asking him questions, He's just like, yes,
I'm here to work, Like I love it. The fact
that his screensaver is literally him walking off of the
field in twenty twenty three when they lost to the Chiefs.
When the Eagles lost to the Chiefs that year in
the Super Bowl motivation.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
And they asked him like, so, what are you going
to change it to now? He's like, I think it's
pretty good where it is.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Things like that, I'm good for you, how I love it?
So explain how he handled the Trump situation differently than
Travis kelce which, by the way, let's just give this
a moment that it needs. Travis Kelcey is not an
atom splitter. He's kind of the most of the time.
But go on, I'm not giving him a passport. I'm
just saying I don't think that guy thinks a lot.
I don't think that's his favorite thing to do.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
So there are a lot of let me say something,
I have a lot of issues with Travis.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Kelcher But do they all center around Kaylen a cole
absolutely ex girlfriend? Okay, go friend? He Jalen.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I want to make sure I get the wording of
the actual question right. But a reporter asked, like, how
do you feel about Trump coming to the Super Bowl?
And they made it very specific, they said and rooting
for the Chiefs, And he literally I don't even think
he gave eye contact to the actual reporter.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
He's like, he's entitled to do what he wants.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yes, thank you, Because why do we give this man energy?
Why do we give him things? The man God Like,
we wonder why the world is the way that it
is because we fed the wrong egos for the past
ten to fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yes, it's embarrassing, and we led people with fear. Not
we I'm not gonna take any responsibility for this, but
people were led by fear. And when you don't know
something because you take away education, things that are different
than you seem scary and all people want to do
is not be scared and feel comfortable. So you scare
him and then you say, don't worry, I'm going to
(26:49):
fix the problem. What problem? The one that you made up? Cool? Amazing.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I was listening to I was listening to the news
in the car, not watching it because I can't getting anxiety.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I guess watching it.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
But one of the reporters on CNN, they were talking
about the fact that Trump is making a big deal
over like this, not necessarily the trade war, but like
how we trade and deal with negotiations with Canada and
Mexico right now. He's making a big deal out of it.
But we literally have not changed anything when it comes
(27:25):
to NAFTA, which he negotiated the last time he was president.
So you literally caused the issues, yes, and now you're
back again like, oh, we're going to fix this. They're
taking advantage of us.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You negotiated this, telling you in that respect, he's a genius.
It's like me walking around all of the equipment here
unplugging it and people being like, oh my god, what's
going on? And I plug it back in. I caused
the problem and I fix it. By the way, man,
I do think there are people here that do stuff
like that, oh for sure.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
But it doesn't work. They don't fix anything. Absolutely, it's
just trash.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Wow, that was just one talking back. I just triggered.
I'm sorry, Diamond's been on a path. Someone's trying to
sabotage Diamond and we think we know who it is,
and when we get to the bottom of it, we
will reveal all, which means we're probably never going to
get to the bottom up now, but no, what's the
next talk back? Diamond? This one was kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Gandhi.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I love the podcast, especially now that the format is
you Andrew and Diamond.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Love what you guys talk about.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Hilarious.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
But damn, girl, these ads man right off the rip,
I can't even hear your voice.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I hear twelve minutes of ads before anything.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Come on, girl, listen first of all news to me, Diamond.
You've heard me. I've had conversations about the ads. If
you hear something crazy by the way, something that seems
like that doesn't really fit with anything you guys are
talking about, because I have banned certain ads from being
part of this. So yeah, I'm not even saying I
(28:54):
don't believe in it. I'm just saying I don't want
to co sign on these things on my podcast. So
please don't run crazy. Apparently someone just took that and
heard run as many ads as you want. That's say
whatever you want, as long as it's not these things.
So I actually do not know how many ads are here,
but what I do know is you can skip them. Yes,
so just skip, skip away. I'm sorry to the advertisers
(29:15):
who have paid tens of cents to advertise here, just
skip them. I'm sorry, and thank you for telling me that,
and thanks for waiting through twelve freaking minutes of commercials
to listen to this podcast.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It's typically three to five ads, but I think at
like thirty seconds apiece a minute a minute. Ooh, yeah,
it's very It varies in thirty two a minute, but
it varies like the amount of ads vary as well.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh okay, note to self, thank you, thank you for
telling me that. Yeah, what was his name? Do we
know he didn't give his name?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Okay, I'm trying to find one that doesn't reference Andrew
because he's not here to stick up for himself.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh oh, so they shit upon Andrew. They're just loving
him movies he needs to watch. He never will because
he's watching the part hopes now or whatever.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
I'll thank you, Hi, Gandhi, this is Gotamish.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
I've been listening to Elvis Durdan on the morning show
since last eight years, and I started listening to you
just recently just to know more about you guys up
and close.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
And I love you. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh that was just nice and sounded like some family
members of mine. And I love you too. Great.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Let me put it out there that I did not
pick him because he sounded as if he was Indian.
Wait I just as if he sounded as if he
was in It could be a person with an accent
Indian that's trying to pretend as if it's a real accent.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Now that's a real that's a real accent. And thank you,
love you too, Thank you for listening ippreciate that. I
don't know. I don't remember why I put this one,
but cool.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
I just wanted to make a comment about you supposedly
not paying your dues in art in New York City.
Hasn't Banksy done tons of installations in New York City
and everyone who's an odd freaks out and no one
has ever mentioned them paying their dues. Everyone just accepts
it as art.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Yeah, schmooze, man.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
If you're just good, you're shit's good. And if they're
upset about it, then that's on that do you?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I love you. That sounds like someone I would like
to be my friend. Also, I think Banksy's on a
completely different level as far as art goes. I'm kind
of breaking into the art scene and Banksy has just
circumvented everybody and everything all the time. I would love
to be compared to Banksy in some capacity, but I
just don't think that's necessarily true. However, I love the support,
(31:52):
and Yeah, other people's problems with me sounds like someone
else's problem, not mine. Hello, do we have any hate?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
No? What?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah? I guess at this point, why are you still
listening if you hate the podcasts? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
But I think that that would be a lot to
ask for from people. Just in general, we know that
there are losers who are just gonna decide to tell
us how they feel about something when nobody really cares. Like,
if you have something bad to say and it's not constructive,
you're just being a loser, because why we would be
losers for taking what you have to say seriously if
(32:24):
there's nothing constructive about it.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
So like, for sure, I was as I was texting
you during the Grammys. Every critique I had, once again
was coming from me sitting on my couch with like
a keyboard in front of me that I can barely play.
I have no business critiquing anything at the Grammys because
those people are well accomplished, very learned artists. I'm just
(32:48):
being a dick, and I know I'm being a dick,
but at least I can acknowledge that.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
The difference between you and losers is that you text
your friends or something yes about your critiques. These people
go on the internet at the person like are you insane?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
We were just talking about this. It was off the air,
but it was on this show today. I was like,
I don't comment under the pages of strangers. That's insane.
It's a crazy thing to do unless it's something nice.
If it's something kind that I think, Wow, that looks amazing,
I would do that. Congratulations, I would do that. But
what I'm not gonna do is tell a stranger how
(33:26):
to live their life or something that's wrong with whatever
they've posted that by the way, whatever somebody just put
up for you to see, clearly they like it. They
are clearly happy with whatever that was. They're proud of themselves.
They were having a good time. Why are you sliding
in there with your losory nature to shit on someone
that's so weird. Now that being said, there have been
(33:47):
a couple times where I've seen something inaccurate. So I
tag you Diamond, just to be like, well, this is weird, Diamond.
But I'm only talking to my friend. I'm not talking
the page. It's kind of a workaround, but also.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Not And you know what, I do heard it and
ha ha yep, because one day somebody's gonna screenshot my
ass and go to my page and say.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And you blah blah blah. I never know. One day,
m I hear my feelings, right, But you know I
will not leave a hater comment. It will never be
something hateful for no reason. I'm not gonna do that.
That's weird. I'm so weird.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I'm only a hater under my friend's post.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Oh for sure. I would shit on Andrew in you
all day, Oh for sure. For sure. There's no other
way to do it, because I say I love I
was trying to explain this to people over the weekend,
because again they only see me being mean to Andrew,
because Andrew is secretly mean behind everyone's back, to my face,
but not in front of other people. I love Andrew.
(34:41):
I love you. My love language is hate. So you
have to understand that. One I am picking on you
and playing with you and knocking things off your desk
and like maybe biting you. I don't know, bite he
got bitten once. It's because I love you. I would
never do that to like a random or someone like
I don't like here. You know how I act when
(35:01):
I don't like people, I just act like I don't
see them. Trigger. Did I do that to you? What'spot?
Did not do it to me? But just the thought,
oh you know I did do it too. Oh yeah,
that time frame is very triggering. No, it wasn't, not
for me. I'll look right at you and walk right
(35:23):
on by say hi, Nope, gonna keep going. Also, the
hate at that point, I feel was very warranted on
my side. It wasn't even hate, it was just well,
now you're dead to me?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Sure, but how can you look at someone, look right
out and not talk to them. I just ignore, like
you'll never get eye contact out of me ever again.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Like, well, my eyes are big. I look at people
by accident all the time. I don't mean to what
it's an accident. I'm coming around the corner. Oh my god,
you're right there. I'll look at you and walk right past.
By the way. I can't get into the details. But
someone here reported me for some bullshit that they made
up in their head that everybody knew they made up
in their head, and then try to act like we
were friends. I was like, please, out of my face
(36:00):
is where you need to get. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I love the fact that you feel like you have
to explain it at least a little bit.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Hey, just in case you're wondering, this is what happened. Okay, bye. Well,
I don't want to be and I don't want people
to think that I'm just an asshole for no reason.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
But also I didn't give a fuck either. I'm like,
just make sure you don't bring my fucking name up, because.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I'll take one.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
For the two people here, one has extreme job security.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
No I am not that person, So don't bring my
ass up. No, man, I think you have great job security.
I think that as long as you're doing a good
job of what you're doing. And I'm not even saying
I'm doing a good job of what I'm doing. I'm
saying you're doing a good job at what you're doing.
I think as long as you do a good job
of the job, why would you get let go if
you're not being inappropriate? Leave it up to the listeners
(36:42):
who want to play a game.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Oh yeah, you hang up on every going out of
my way to ignore them.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Think about that, Think about it? Please? Please, Like do
I even know your number?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
How much? Like I'm going to memorize your number out
of the thousands coming on that I can't.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
This morning on the show, we did a little segment
called I'd like to talk to the manager, and I
did see a couple I want to talk to the
managers because I get hung up on when I call
and I just want to be like, you're not getting
hung up on I promise. It's just our phone lines
drop calls all the time. You're probably on a cell phone,
and if you're not, let's talk about that. But your
phone could get bad service depending on where you are.
What I do know is it's not Diamond hanging up
(37:23):
on people. But everybody has like a one sided beef
with you. Aboul call and it's so funny. I was
hoping you were gonna put one of those through, but
you probably hung up on them.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
No, I didn't even see them. Oh I didn't see
any of those. I was too busy trying to Hey,
let's talk about this. I feel like I've said this
so many times. If you text the show, don't ignore
me when I try to call you.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
People literally will text and then be upset that I'm
calling them back to back and they answer with an attitude.
Today I said something to someone good for you. It's
like hello, I'm like, Hi, this is Dime. Call them
from Elvista rand in the morning show. You know the
show you just texted. I liked your text and I
would love to get you on on the show.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Is that okay? How you said yeah, oh my god,
and he's like sure.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I think though, one of the things you have to do,
and it's super annoying. You probably have to call twice
because we show up as unavailable or unknown whatever it is,
a lot of times it shows up as an unknown
number and people aren't gonna pick that up even if
it was a known number. A lot of times I
just get bullshit calls all day long. Now that's it.
I don't nobody really calls me anymore.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
But literally, two minutes after you texted a morning show
when the person on the air said, text us, yes,
maybe we'll call you back.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
I mean, come on, you say more than a wrack.
Do you think it would help if you text them
back and say I'm calling you now and then call them.
It could, but a.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Lot of the times where it's such a time crunch
that it's like I'm just trying to get them on. Usually,
if I call twice and they don't answer, I'll text
and say we try call you yes.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
And then they'll say, oh MG, sorry that you called back.
My humans. I know we've talked about this before, but
that's the same reason why I don't give shout outs,
because you're gonna ask me, can you give me a
shout out? Tomorrow at seven thirty, I'm gonna be in
my car and blah blah blah, and let me tell
you the amount of times that I've been burned doing it. Yeah,
no problem, I'll give you a shout out. Then I
(39:21):
do it, and then I get a DM. Hey, I
was wondering if I got that shout out. Well, I
guess you weren't in the car seven thirty, were you,
because I did it? Yep, yep. Also, I just want
to say this and then maybe we can like wrap
it up or do you have more save it for
the next time. They're all andrews, Oh, we should definitely
save it for when he's back. We get so many
people sending us dms asking if we can repost a fundraiser. Hey,
(39:46):
my friend's going through this, my kid's going through this,
my whatever's going through this. Can you please repost it?
And I most of the time don't because I don't know.
I don't know you, and I don't know that what
you're saying is genuine. I want to believe everybody is,
but all it takes is getting burned one time where
you post a fundraiser for something that wasn't legit, or
(40:06):
went to a bad cause, or just wasn't what it
was supposed to be, and who catches the shit for it?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Me?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
So I donate to a ton of things, but I
don't repost stuff, even though that probably would end up
making them more money in the long run. So I
apologize for not being able to repost everything someone says us.
But when you've been on the other side of it
and you get crap for it, and you can actually
get in trouble if you repost something in funds go
in a different direction. That's why I don't repost. For
(40:33):
the most part, people saying can you please help with this?
And let me tell you that is the one thing
that makes me feel very badly. I do feel very
badly about it, but I don't if I can't verify
in multiple ways and I can't do that with the
volume that we get what's going on, then I don't
repost it. But I bet a bunch of you have
probably gotten a donation, so don't stop sending them. Just
know that I'm sorry for not being able to repost,
(40:55):
but I gotta be careful. That's so nice of you
to donate. Yeh, listen at the end of the day.
If it does go somewhere weird, I don't care. But
if it doesn't, then great, I'm happy to help. Wow yeah, flutter,
she says with dead eyes. All right, Diamond, if you
(41:16):
wanna catch up with Diamond on Instagram or X, where
will we find you?
Speaker 3 (41:21):
At Diamond Sincere on Instagram, at Diamond Sincere underscore on X.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram. And we
found out recently why my page has been in the dark,
and that is because somebody took a shot on an
Instagram comment and I said, dear broke looking toad, please
hop away, and he reported me for bullying, even though
(41:48):
he belied me first. And then apparently that is what
has put my account into turmoil. That is sick. I
have to say, if that's what it was, that's fine.
Of all the people, and I think wow, people come
at me like, especially on that one video. There were
so many comments and I did look like shit in
that video whatever, but there were so many comments. I
(42:11):
just clap back at one and now I'm banned. I
came out for a minute, got smacked right back into
my whole damn. So anyway, you can find me kind
of at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and on Twitter.
I don't really I'm gonna dead name it like I
said last time Twitter and on Twitter, and I think
(42:31):
that's really it. I don't really do anything else yet.
I have a TikTok account that I've posted zero videos on,
so I just lurk, I watch things. That's all all
right until next time. We love you. You can definitely hit
us with a talkback when you need. Oh god, Andrew's back.
We were getting ready to wrap this shit up.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Man, what are we rapping? I can rap? Just can't.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
For not one second did anyone think you could wrap?
Oh yeah, we have to go. Don't fix the mic
because or not talk tell them where they can find
you on social media.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Wow, I really got it in at the best time.
At Andrew Pug where on Instagram's.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
On Instagram at Andrew Pug Leave us a talk back. Hey,
if you have some constructive criticism, we would love to
hear that too. We love all the nice things, it's amazing,
but I would also take like a Hey, I hate
when you talk about throw on the blank.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Do not open that door. Keep her closed because let
me tell you something. We've done that once or twice
for serial killers in the depths that we went to
quite extreme.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, but you guys are kind of pansies about stuff.
Are you gonna get better?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
You see?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Look there goes, But how are you gonna get better
if you don't take some feedback from people. Doesn't mean
you have to listen, Yeah, or necessarily change something. I
want to listen. I want to hear. Okay, yeah, but
I mean if you only have nice things to say
to us, like you're funny and pretty and amazing, that's
fine too.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, I would love that.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Actually, Okay, tell Andrew he's pretty, Andrew, you're so pretty.
You're welcome until Oh wait, like follow, subscribe.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh yeah, make sure you like this podcast. Make sure
you're pressing the subscribe button wherever you're listening to this podcast.
Leave a review. We love reading reviews. We should do
that one next time too. Yeah, go through the reviews.
Those are fun.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
We'll read reviews.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Leave us a review, yeah, super fun. So like follow
and leave us a review.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
We'd appreciate it and appreciate it and subscribe all those
things like follow a review, subscribe, We love you until
next time, Say bye bye bye,
Yes, and now we're recording. Hey he brought a chair.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi everybody, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hey, it's sa Us on the side, Episode fifty something.
I'm gonna stop keeping the track eventually.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, no, it's in the fifties.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's in the fifties. And Andrew thinks we should have
our celebration party sometime soon. I think maybe we wait
to one hundred. But you think that's too far.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So well, it's one hundred percent too far.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Seventy five.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh what a compromise because gold is fifty seventy five
is what diamond, and then one hundred is platinum.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So you can have a I don't know any of
these things diamond party. Huh okay, we'll call it the
diamond party just for you. Oh well no, not me,
I like you know what I mean, No, but I
like a diamond party. It be Deniman Diamonds. Let's start planning. Oh,
Denniman Diamonds. How Britney Spears or Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
She's just stealing that because it was on a housewipe episode.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh I don't know, sorry which episode was it?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The Denim and diamonds?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She copy pasted it and tried to play it, but they've.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Done it so many times. They've done it so many
times to shut your face.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We've seen real life comedians do that. We watched the
whole show of this guy who just sat there. I
won't say who it is because everybody knows him. We
just sat there and watched him just meme after meme.
I was like, but I've seen that one. But I've
seen that one, but I've seen that one say it. No,
I'm not going to. Normally I would, this one will
get me in trouble, because it will get me in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Let me shut up, as her massage parlor said, because for.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Some reason, because for some reason I cannot say why,
I cannot say. However, m well, how about this, I'm
gonna say the name right now and beep it. Lord like.
As he was saying each one of his little things,
I was like, are you do you? Are you? Those
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are very popular ones too, unless perhaps he had just
stumbled upon Instagram and didn't really know how memes worked,
and that just because you see them doesn't mean only
you saw them. Everybody also sees them very real, possibly
very weird.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm convinced though we were talking about this over the weekend.
I think a lot of stuff gets said on our
show and then turned into memes not long after. It
drives me insane. It could be the other way around. No,
I don't think it's the other round around, because I
don't think we're stealing them. I know Scary does sometimes,
but I don't think the rest of us are stealing them.
But I do know that people have said things, and
I will speak solely for myself, I've said things and
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then maybe like a week later, they're a meme that's
circulating everywhere. And I think the fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That actually happened recently with a meme that we were
talking about. There's from a Housewife's show. The girl is like,
maybe there is no plane, and we were saying that
in the office, is casually like babe, there is no plane,
and then literally two weeks later on Instagram that became
like a viral trend of like babe, there is no plane.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's like, what what is happening? Do you want to
explain what that means to people who don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I mean it's basically like it's hysterical. The person's like,
you have no plane?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, he doesn't get it because he doesn't watch you see, Simon.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Do you explain it to me?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It just seems it's like a really rich thing, so
you say things. Oh so I got it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Right, No, you didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So basically, there was a woman who was very rich
on the show, and her and her husband got a
divorce and he was in a lot of trouble financially,
so a lot of the things were taken away from them,
a lot of their luxury items, including say it the plane, Yes,
we're taken away from them. And her daughter, she was
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like talking to friends about the way their lives have
drastically changed, and she's like yeah, and Kennedy, my daughter,
she said, Mommy, I can't wait for us to go
back on our plane. And she started crying and she's like, baby,
there is no plane because it's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You know, But Andrew doesn't watch the show.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
So I did say a rich person, that's unrelatable. I
did say that we just want to roll it back.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I know, Andrew. I have to say, when you were
explaining it, I wasn't following, But when Diamond explained it,
I did follow.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Because it's organic, because I watch. Can we go back
to a week or two ago when we talked about
the things we don't like about each other. Let's add
that to the list of things that I don't like
about Andrew. He loves posting and talking about Housewives.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Memes because it's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Doesn't watch Housewives.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So the next time you try to talk about scary
not knowing something that he's talking about, we'll bring that up.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
He doesn't. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So you're saying I can't appropriate Housewives culture, you I
know Housewives really down? Baby?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Do you want to know what I've been thinking about
a lot lately? I think I told you guys this.
I'm in my head and in my notes app writing
a comedy routine because at the end of the year.
By the end of the year, I want to stand
up somewhere. Oh my god, I'll never tell any of
you where my open mic is gonna be. I'm gonna
go do it. I'm not gonna tell you how will
you know I have your location.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm just gonna see.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You at comedy club. I'm going I will shut that
shit off so fast before I go and turn.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It back on. Okay, that's gonna make it more suspicious.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's not like you guys are checking all the time
that you would know, oh my god, it's a thre
they eating her location.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
But I feel like there would be signs, for sure,
there would be signs you get extremely isolated that should happen.
Usually if something BIG's about to happen, you just kind
of go into like full like.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Every it's fine.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What Gandhia haven't spoken in sixties?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You know, fine, I don't even know what you're talking about,
nor why you made me look like a quoka. Yeah, no,
it's fun. But one of the things that I've been
thinking about a lot lately is that the Seven Deadly
Sins totally makes sense right for what they were at
the time. However, in the year twenty twenty five, there
are way more sins that are not addressed that I
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feel like we should talk about. Like let me see,
let me pull up my little nose up here.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Hey, peak of Gomedy.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, because this isn't even funny yet. This isn't even funny.
I feel like it would make it. I can make
it funny, but it's not funny yet. These are actually
like real, These are things that genuinely bother me that
I think should be sins. Like the people on the
airplane who stand up as soon as the plane lands
and try to run up to the front. Yes, off
with your head. That's insane.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Scary bag in the back makes you pick it up.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We should talk about that. We've not addressed this diamond.
Oh okay, I'm nervous. This monster name is Scary.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Can I just see if one thing? Yeah, really quick?
All right, Well, I'm going to get the airhorn to work.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh why are you actually like, I don't have my
own airhorn ready to go? Why would you start her
up with this? Anytime you need it, It's right here
on my phone, baby. So we all traveled to Universal Orlando,
and we had a really good time. On the flight there,
we were sitting in different places. Scary had to submit
himself for the upgrade to first class for like a
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two hour flight because he just has to do it right,
no problem. So he ends up getting it, But he
didn't get upgrade until everybody had sat down in their seats.
So he got on the flight, he put his stuff
up into the overhead bin and then, by the way,
I watched him for about ten minutes because unfortunately for
that person, a flight attendant sat next to him. So
he's quizzing this person, Hey, what do you think are
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the odds that I get moved up? Yes, he was
asking the guy sitting next to him, what do you
think are the odds? And I can hear this guy
being very polite. Well, I'm pretty sure that it's actually
going to be you, because if you know for a
fact that other person didn't get on and you're number one,
you're going to get upgraded. Okay, so now we know
Scary's going to get upgraded to first class. But all
of his things, which is a backpack, a suitcase, and
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his jacket, we're all up in the overhead bin. That
is a separate story, because you're really only supposed to
put one thing yep and the overhead bin. Not Scary,
he put it all up there so he gets the upgrade,
he moves up to first class. I would like to
it's not a dramatic reading. This is the text message.
These are the text messages that he sent as far
(07:43):
as us getting his stuff when he got off the plane,
because now his stuff is behind him, and god forbid
he would ever wait and come back and get his things.
He's directing us to fetch his things for him. Okay,
So he says, please grab my jacket, my backpack, and
my suitcase. It's across from you. It's the black backpack,
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leather backpack, my black leather jacket is on top of it,
and the dark brown Toomy suitcase on the left of
it over ten A. Thanks, it's dark brown over ten ABC.
Black jacket, black leather backpack, brown Tommy suitcase. I am
not kidding. I was like, wait, so you want me
to get grab an orange suitcase? Like I was just
fucking with him, becau. At this point, I'm like, are
you okay?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Who is texting like that and saying? Can you fetch
all of my things from this?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Your girl right here was an eleven. So I was like, okay,
I'm gonna get his things, which was all of those
things that you just heard me say. I have my
own backpack and my own suitcase. I grab all of
this stuff. So now I've got my backpack, his backpack,
two carry ons, and his jacket. I'm going through the
aisle expecting to see scary standing right outside the plane
where people collect their luggage you're kidding. He wasn't their diamond.
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He walked all the way up to the top across
the aisle and was sitting there shuting the shit with
Elvis across from the place I got up there. I
threw shit at him. I said, are you fucking serious?
Right now? What was his excuse? I thought each one
of you was gonna grab something? So you still thought
each one of us should have hiked all your shit
up the entire What the freaking run? What is that
(09:15):
thing called the thing the little tunnel?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You should have left it right where people meet their luggage.
I should have come out and scared him a little bit,
like what are you talking about? And have him run
back and try.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
To get.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Would have been so funny. He and he also could
not understand why we were like what, how could you
do this?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I thought twenty you were gonna grow. It's none of
our responsibility to grab your shit because you got upgraded
to first class. I wouldn't come back and get your
things to then bring all your stuff and you hoard
the overhead space. They tell you, how often do you hear?
Please make sure that you keep smaller items and jackets
under your seats. Because they want room for everybody. Not
this guy. Not this guy.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
He's done well, I don't I'm not shocked, not surprised.
This is who scary is.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
The nice deadly sin is being scary. Oh just look
at the laugh I got. Look at me. Stand up. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I need to get that working. Because there's an applause button.
Applause could play for you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
We could do that ourselves too. Ready, go refuse?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Why do you refuse applause? It's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Clapping for you? Well? Will you clapping?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay? Hey, they will be clapping for gandhi. I'm not
going to boost he your ego today?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Why? And I'm not going to boost yours at all either.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I don't need your boosts.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I will remember this when you need a boost down.
So you guys don't have any sins that you're like.
This is the absolute worst thing as a society that
we could do. I think, like right up there with cheating, stealing.
I don't know if cheating, stealing all that kind of stuff. Lying.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Weirdly enough, ice breakers are a deadly sin to me.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Ice breakers do it? No? O? Come emmens? Sorry? Not
sponsored wish they were not a client. Okay, back to
what I was saying. Icebreakers. I hate them. I hate
sitting in a crowd and everybody gets to know each
other with a fun icebreaker. You sweat thinking about your
stupid ass, dumb fact. I don't care that you went
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horseback riding when you were seven and it became a passion, Becky,
I don't care that you played lacrosse, Tim, I don't
have any interest in doing that. I'd rather just have
like a fun little mixer and you figure it out.
I don't want to sit in a group and get
to know these people.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Okay, So that little part in jeopardy where they get
to know the contestant, I hate it. So it's always
the worst. It's like, did you know that one time
in third grade I'm made a volcano.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, that's the worse.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's the worse. I want to, right, what would you
like to know about somebody? Right off the bat? Instagram followers,
give me a count right now? I need to know
what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh wow, Okay, I think i'd want to know when's
the last time you picked your nose?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Mine?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Every day? I want something weird every day. Mine happens
because I have a nose ring. I gotta get up
there and make sure things are clean and working.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Do a little dig.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, when's the last time you dug your nose? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think it was two days ago? Two days yeah,
because sometimes my nose I've been having like when it's
when it is the fall and then I or the winter.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Sorry they recorded.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It gets really crusty up there and sometimes the bookers
are really big and then I like can't move it.
So then you know, you go up with a tissue
and you.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Just put excavation projects. Yes, yeah, you gotta get it
out of the dig, clear the pathway.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
When was the last time you picked your nose last night?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
But here's my thing, Yeah, because you dig your nose
all the time. Now I'm not talking about like finger
in there all you know, but like we're getting boogers
out every day.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
They say that that is the most unhealthy thing you
could do.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Get out boogers.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yes, because you're touching all these things and this air
your nose, this like it is the gateway to everything, right,
So you're going and touching all these surfaces and then
you are giving direct access to everything that is like
the Central Highway and you're just sitting up there with
their dirty ass finger just.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Like we I thought you were supposed to get out
of there.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, I have as extremely unhealthy.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What's your question? Okay, you dig your nose? Yeah? I
dig my nose. Yeah, what's not?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Claims that he doesn't really dig his nose like that?
But he's the only one here with nosebleeds and sickness.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
That's all I have to say, because my nose gets
extremely dry. Hello. Also, why are you using a PC
term for picking your nose? You dig your nose? That's
a new PC term for it.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No PC politically correct would Why would that be PC?
How is digging different than picking? I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
She just wasn't saying picking your nose, and I was like,
what is that?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It was like a brown spell thing? Oh, digging your nose? Yeah,
you are digging up in there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Please?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
See here's the thing. I love that the people who
listen to this podcast have seen Andrew's slightly monstrous side,
because today on the Big Show we got the it's
Billy Andrew please, and then Elvis noted I saw his
crusty side on the trip and yes, I said crusty side.
He is covered on the inside in cruss Yep, maybe
that's not covered.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Then absolutely have said nothing that would warrant this type
of bullying.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you insane?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Insane?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You use the term dig as though it was PC.
It's just a word, and then you put it woke
and smack the microphone.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, I'm sorry, This libtard show isn't for me.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh my god, how much did you guys like the
super Bowl halftime show?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Loved it?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Loved it? I thought it was a may zing and
just for giggles for myself, I went and creeped on
the people who I knew were going to be triggered,
and without a doubt, every single one of them felt
like they had to say something. And it makes me
laugh because I'm like, there are just so many things
that I see in the world every day and I'm like,
I don't like that, and I just move on. I
don't verbalize it. I don't feel the need to post
about it. I actually just saying that's not for me
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and move on. The amount of people who believe everything
is curated to them and what they feel and care
about and like is wild also people who say Kendrick
Lamar has no talent. If that is sick.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
He's a Pulitzer Prize winning rapper.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
He's gonna Peecott will.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
He probably will. He'd be the first peakot with me.
He also did the entire score for Black Panther, not
just the songs, like the background music for Black Panther, which,
by the way, every time I hear it gives me goosebumps.
I loved it so much. I think that's why it's
one of my favorite Marvel movies. Was because of the music.
To say he is untalented is insane, but also the
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talent that it takes to write a ballot. Maybe a paragraph,
maybe two paragraphs. Okay, you can get that out. I
think most people, if you really sit down, you can
do it. A rap song is essentially an essay in
one song that rhymes, that has meaning behind it. How
are you gonna say it's not talent?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Boo?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I just I think that saying that something that you
don't get is bad, or someone who you don't necessarily
connect with is not talented, as a cop out just weird.
Like I say this all the time. I talk to
Deanna about this all the time. I don't like Taylor Swift.
I know it, like you know, I was a fan
at one point that she made that switch to like
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weird shit, and I just don't it. It doesn't connect
with me. But I'd never say that she's not talented.
She could write a song, she could carry a tune
better than I can write, So like, why would I
ever say that she's not talented just because I don't
connect with her anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
The cop out And most of the time people who
are calling other people untalented are doing it from the
comfort of their couch with no talent. Yeah, where no
one's gonna turn around and say anything to you about
not being talented. It's crazy to me. I also, again,
I just think there are some things that maybe it's
not for you. That's fine, it doesn't have to be
for you. Everything is not for you, move on. But
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to call him untalented is as insane the nine Deadly
sin saying Hendrick lamars on talented idiots, idiots everywhere?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What do you have to say? Why am I get
looked at what I do?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Be?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And Andrew should be the ninth deadly.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Sin at now she already named her knights.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well, I want to defend you. I want to defend see. Look,
she gets sassy, and then she leaves, goodbye, Andrew. Microphone
turned by. Oh oh my babes, it did work. Oh
it's turned down. We can't hear you. Get out, off
you go to your meeting. I don't think we bully him.
I think it's just uh, keeping someone in check every
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now and then, as I'm sure I need it. Oh yeah,
you need to see you need to be tripped every
once in a while. But it doesn't work. You know
we're gonna get there. I'm very look to the ground.
It's hard to knock me over. Should we get to
some talkbacks? Yes, okay, I'm excited about this. So hopefully
you'll be able to hear them a little bit better.
Today we're trying to record things differently.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Andrew says that this machine we're using has good or
equal audio quality to the normal mics we use. I
say Andrew's definition of good audio quality versus mine are
very different. He doesn't like when I say that I
didn't say one's better or the other. He inferred what
he inferred. But we do know that these talkbacks are
going to come through so that you the listener, Thank
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you for listening. Always can hear it better? So let's
try this out.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Hey, guys, I don't expect this to be shared publicly,
but I just want to express my gratitude towards you
guys for, you know, kind of speaking about our political
climate right now. It's not the best. And I love
Gandhi for on the main show saying little remarks here
and there, because I know you guys have to be
neutral on the show, but in my heart, I know
you guys are on my side. I'm a Latino woman
that lives in Queens. I've been seeing, you know, all
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these ice rays and it's been heartbreaking. But I just
want to say thank you guys for being on the
right side of history. And we really do appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh I thought that was so nice. That's very nice.
I appreciate that. Can we also take one minute to say,
Kanye West, what the fuck are you doing? Getting kicked
off of Elon Musk's platform after he Nazi saluted for
being anti Semitic is insane? Like how bad do you
have to be? Elon's still running the whole thing, but
he was like this, this is too much. Kanye. Yeah,
(19:07):
I think it's too much. The man is unwell.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
And remember, he's not bipolar, he's autistic. I don't think
that that.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
He's diagnosing himself. Please, it's he's clearly bipolar.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, but it's so insane that he thinks that this
is normal. And I love the fact that he, like
in his latest rant, was like praising Elon and like
he was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Free speech, Like I can say what I want now done.
Actually you cannot use psychopath. I'm pretty sure declaring that
you are a nazis insane. Him selling the hoodie Cassie
was wearing when she got beat up by Diddy. I
don't understand it. It's sick. I don't understand what he's
trying to do.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Charlemagne from The Breakfast Club said last week he he
acknowledged that something is wrong with Kanye. We know he's
been doing this right, but he made a really good
point and I was thinking about it all weekend. Kanye
was trying to take away all of the attention that
was on Kendrick because he was jealous. Didn't work, babes,
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it didn't work. But also, it just is sick that
he every person that he hates. He hates them because
they bruised his ego. Yes, and like not even from
things that we even know about, like just like little shit,
Like you're mad at your best friend, quote unquote best
friend Virgil because Louis Vuitton didn't want to work with
you anymore and they gave him an opportunity, which, according
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to people who had intel at that point in time
in both of their lives, Kanye, they were.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Talking about Virgil ablow Off White.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yes, yes, apparently Kanye was okay with Virgil taking a
job at Louis Vuitton. But you hate this man. This
man died like three years ago and they're still talking
shit about him.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Imagine the ego it takes to think that you are
the best at everything you've ever done in the world ever,
and you just don't get enough credit. He's sick. I
don't care who the best person that something is. Typically
that's a debatable thing unless there are stats and scores
behind something. No matter who you are, you could have
won the most Grammys and there's going to be someone
who says another artist is better. Get over it. Yeah,
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it's crazy. He's crazy, and I used to love him.
I had a really hard time wrapping my head around
the fact that we just can't. We can't deal with
this guy anymore. I'm over it, Kandy, am over you.
I know you cared. You're probably listening to this podcast here.
I think he does care about things like that, though,
do you. I think he does. He pretends as if
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he doesn't, but I think that certain things keep him
up at night. I think that he this whole I
don't even know what you call this mannic state that
he's in right now, but I think it's triggered by
people not supporting him the way that they used to.
A lot of people have stopped supporting him. His die
hard easy fans have stopped supporting him. As I am
wearing my geezis right now. Yeah, I'm comfortable. They're very comfortable,
(21:55):
and they were also expensive. I'm not sure what to
do here, but he's a shit. He's a shit. He's
an attention hungry baby, and you just can't it doesn't
matter how talented somebody is. And by the way, he's
not nearly as talented as he believes he is. He
is talented, He's a psychopath. Yep, We're done with psychopaths
in twenty twenty five. I hope so. And let me
tell you this too. Oh, I'm turning the corner on
(22:16):
Taylor Swift for one reason why Donald Trump starting a
war with a pop star. It's inane, a one sided
war because she doesn't care about you. Is the funniest
thing I think I have seen in a while. And
I need laughter right now because things are crazy. Her
getting booed at the super Bowl because she's from Pennsylvania
(22:36):
and is dating someone on the Chiefs. That is why
she got booed. Him turning it into magnation came out hard,
is insanity. And now I'm like, you know what, Taylor,
I think I'm gonna have to come over to this side. Now.
I'm just gonna clap for you wherever you go, because
you do deserve some flowers for things that you've done.
But also because absolutely not Well, I have you thinking
(22:58):
this is the reason Donald Trump get out of here.
He's a lunatic.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Also, he got booed the fuck exactly him being booed
as well, So I can't. Can we talk about the
football players who Travis kelce ooh were like, yeah, it's
an honor to play in front of Like I get
that you have to I guess represent the organization. Yeah,
they do have rules, but Jalen Hurts handled it the
(23:24):
way that I would have liked to see Travis Kelse
handle it.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
When I tell you, I love Jalen Hurts so much.
I think we've talked about him before on this podcast,
and if we haven't, Jalen Hurts is not just a babe.
He's just an amazing person. His entire management team is women,
And when asked about it, that was my favorite thing
because people are just now starting to find this out
and you and I have definitely talked about it for
a long time.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
When he was asked about his management team, he said, Oh,
it wasn't anything I planned. It just happened organically. I
was looking for the best.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I thought that's right, babe.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
When he went to kiss his girlfriend, he kissed her
and he very considerately turned his head when he hugged
her so he didn't get the EyeBlack all over her face. Hello, men,
be like Jalen Hurts pleas like, use your brain, you say,
but you tell me why you love him. I really
appreciate that he's so nonchalant. I would not like it
in a partner. But I love people who.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Like they're asking him questions, like you could tell he
just really wants to play football and go about his
business like you basically know nothing about his private life.
He and his fiance have been together for years and
the only reason why we know who she is is
because we see her with a ring on her finger.
There are rumors that they have a child we do
not know. I love stuff like that because I'm here
(24:40):
to play football, because I love football, and I'm making
a lot of money at it.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Apparently I'm good at it.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Okay, I leave here during the off season. You don't
see me, you don't hear about what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
When people reporters were asking him questions, He's just like, yes,
I'm here to work, Like I love it. The fact
that his screensaver is literally him walking off of the
field in twenty twenty three when they lost to the Chiefs.
When the Eagles lost to the Chiefs that year in
the Super Bowl motivation.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
And they asked him like, so, what are you going
to change it to now? He's like, I think it's
pretty good where it is.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Things like that, I'm good for you, how I love it?
So explain how he handled the Trump situation differently than
Travis kelce which, by the way, let's just give this
a moment that it needs. Travis Kelcey is not an
atom splitter. He's kind of the most of the time.
But go on, I'm not giving him a passport. I'm
just saying I don't think that guy thinks a lot.
I don't think that's his favorite thing to do.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
So there are a lot of let me say something,
I have a lot of issues with Travis.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Kelcher But do they all center around Kaylen a cole
absolutely ex girlfriend? Okay, go friend? He Jalen.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I want to make sure I get the wording of
the actual question right. But a reporter asked, like, how
do you feel about Trump coming to the Super Bowl?
And they made it very specific, they said and rooting
for the Chiefs, And he literally I don't even think
he gave eye contact to the actual reporter.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
He's like, he's entitled to do what he wants.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yes, thank you, Because why do we give this man energy?
Why do we give him things? The man God Like,
we wonder why the world is the way that it
is because we fed the wrong egos for the past
ten to fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yes, it's embarrassing, and we led people with fear. Not
we I'm not gonna take any responsibility for this, but
people were led by fear. And when you don't know
something because you take away education, things that are different
than you seem scary and all people want to do
is not be scared and feel comfortable. So you scare
him and then you say, don't worry, I'm going to
(26:49):
fix the problem. What problem? The one that you made up? Cool? Amazing.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I was listening to I was listening to the news
in the car, not watching it because I can't getting anxiety.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I guess watching it.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
But one of the reporters on CNN, they were talking
about the fact that Trump is making a big deal
over like this, not necessarily the trade war, but like
how we trade and deal with negotiations with Canada and
Mexico right now. He's making a big deal out of it.
But we literally have not changed anything when it comes
(27:25):
to NAFTA, which he negotiated the last time he was president.
So you literally caused the issues, yes, and now you're
back again like, oh, we're going to fix this. They're
taking advantage of us.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You negotiated this, telling you in that respect, he's a genius.
It's like me walking around all of the equipment here
unplugging it and people being like, oh my god, what's
going on? And I plug it back in. I caused
the problem and I fix it. By the way, man,
I do think there are people here that do stuff
like that, oh for sure.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
But it doesn't work. They don't fix anything. Absolutely, it's
just trash.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Wow, that was just one talking back. I just triggered.
I'm sorry, Diamond's been on a path. Someone's trying to
sabotage Diamond and we think we know who it is,
and when we get to the bottom of it, we
will reveal all, which means we're probably never going to
get to the bottom up now, but no, what's the
next talk back? Diamond? This one was kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Gandhi.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I love the podcast, especially now that the format is
you Andrew and Diamond.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Love what you guys talk about.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Hilarious.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
But damn, girl, these ads man right off the rip,
I can't even hear your voice.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I hear twelve minutes of ads before anything.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Come on, girl, listen first of all news to me, Diamond.
You've heard me. I've had conversations about the ads. If
you hear something crazy by the way, something that seems
like that doesn't really fit with anything you guys are
talking about, because I have banned certain ads from being
part of this. So yeah, I'm not even saying I
(28:54):
don't believe in it. I'm just saying I don't want
to co sign on these things on my podcast. So
please don't run crazy. Apparently someone just took that and
heard run as many ads as you want. That's say
whatever you want, as long as it's not these things.
So I actually do not know how many ads are here,
but what I do know is you can skip them. Yes,
so just skip, skip away. I'm sorry to the advertisers
(29:15):
who have paid tens of cents to advertise here, just
skip them. I'm sorry, and thank you for telling me that,
and thanks for waiting through twelve freaking minutes of commercials
to listen to this podcast.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It's typically three to five ads, but I think at
like thirty seconds apiece a minute a minute. Ooh, yeah,
it's very It varies in thirty two a minute, but
it varies like the amount of ads vary as well.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh okay, note to self, thank you, thank you for
telling me that. Yeah, what was his name? Do we
know he didn't give his name?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Okay, I'm trying to find one that doesn't reference Andrew
because he's not here to stick up for himself.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh oh, so they shit upon Andrew. They're just loving
him movies he needs to watch. He never will because
he's watching the part hopes now or whatever.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
I'll thank you, Hi, Gandhi, this is Gotamish.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
I've been listening to Elvis Durdan on the morning show
since last eight years, and I started listening to you
just recently just to know more about you guys up
and close.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
And I love you. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh that was just nice and sounded like some family
members of mine. And I love you too. Great.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Let me put it out there that I did not
pick him because he sounded as if he was Indian.
Wait I just as if he sounded as if he
was in It could be a person with an accent
Indian that's trying to pretend as if it's a real accent.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Now that's a real that's a real accent. And thank you,
love you too, Thank you for listening ippreciate that. I
don't know. I don't remember why I put this one,
but cool.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
I just wanted to make a comment about you supposedly
not paying your dues in art in New York City.
Hasn't Banksy done tons of installations in New York City
and everyone who's an odd freaks out and no one
has ever mentioned them paying their dues. Everyone just accepts
it as art.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Yeah, schmooze, man.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
If you're just good, you're shit's good. And if they're
upset about it, then that's on that do you?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I love you. That sounds like someone I would like
to be my friend. Also, I think Banksy's on a
completely different level as far as art goes. I'm kind
of breaking into the art scene and Banksy has just
circumvented everybody and everything all the time. I would love
to be compared to Banksy in some capacity, but I
just don't think that's necessarily true. However, I love the support,
(31:52):
and Yeah, other people's problems with me sounds like someone
else's problem, not mine. Hello, do we have any hate?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
No? What?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah? I guess at this point, why are you still
listening if you hate the podcasts? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
But I think that that would be a lot to
ask for from people. Just in general, we know that
there are losers who are just gonna decide to tell
us how they feel about something when nobody really cares. Like,
if you have something bad to say and it's not constructive,
you're just being a loser, because why we would be
losers for taking what you have to say seriously if
(32:24):
there's nothing constructive about it.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
So like, for sure, I was as I was texting
you during the Grammys. Every critique I had, once again
was coming from me sitting on my couch with like
a keyboard in front of me that I can barely play.
I have no business critiquing anything at the Grammys because
those people are well accomplished, very learned artists. I'm just
(32:48):
being a dick, and I know I'm being a dick,
but at least I can acknowledge that.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
The difference between you and losers is that you text
your friends or something yes about your critiques. These people
go on the internet at the person like are you insane?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
We were just talking about this. It was off the air,
but it was on this show today. I was like,
I don't comment under the pages of strangers. That's insane.
It's a crazy thing to do unless it's something nice.
If it's something kind that I think, Wow, that looks amazing,
I would do that. Congratulations, I would do that. But
what I'm not gonna do is tell a stranger how
(33:26):
to live their life or something that's wrong with whatever
they've posted that by the way, whatever somebody just put
up for you to see, clearly they like it. They
are clearly happy with whatever that was. They're proud of themselves.
They were having a good time. Why are you sliding
in there with your losory nature to shit on someone
that's so weird. Now that being said, there have been
(33:47):
a couple times where I've seen something inaccurate. So I
tag you Diamond, just to be like, well, this is weird, Diamond.
But I'm only talking to my friend. I'm not talking
the page. It's kind of a workaround, but also.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Not And you know what, I do heard it and
ha ha yep, because one day somebody's gonna screenshot my
ass and go to my page and say.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And you blah blah blah. I never know. One day,
m I hear my feelings, right, But you know I
will not leave a hater comment. It will never be
something hateful for no reason. I'm not gonna do that.
That's weird. I'm so weird.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I'm only a hater under my friend's post.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Oh for sure. I would shit on Andrew in you
all day, Oh for sure. For sure. There's no other
way to do it, because I say I love I
was trying to explain this to people over the weekend,
because again they only see me being mean to Andrew,
because Andrew is secretly mean behind everyone's back, to my face,
but not in front of other people. I love Andrew.
(34:41):
I love you. My love language is hate. So you
have to understand that. One I am picking on you
and playing with you and knocking things off your desk
and like maybe biting you. I don't know, bite he
got bitten once. It's because I love you. I would
never do that to like a random or someone like
I don't like here. You know how I act when
(35:01):
I don't like people, I just act like I don't
see them. Trigger. Did I do that to you? What'spot?
Did not do it to me? But just the thought,
oh you know I did do it too. Oh yeah,
that time frame is very triggering. No, it wasn't, not
for me. I'll look right at you and walk right
(35:23):
on by say hi, Nope, gonna keep going. Also, the
hate at that point, I feel was very warranted on
my side. It wasn't even hate, it was just well,
now you're dead to me?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Sure, but how can you look at someone, look right
out and not talk to them. I just ignore, like
you'll never get eye contact out of me ever again.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Like, well, my eyes are big. I look at people
by accident all the time. I don't mean to what
it's an accident. I'm coming around the corner. Oh my god,
you're right there. I'll look at you and walk right past.
By the way. I can't get into the details. But
someone here reported me for some bullshit that they made
up in their head that everybody knew they made up
in their head, and then try to act like we
were friends. I was like, please, out of my face
(36:00):
is where you need to get. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I love the fact that you feel like you have
to explain it at least a little bit.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Hey, just in case you're wondering, this is what happened. Okay, bye. Well,
I don't want to be and I don't want people
to think that I'm just an asshole for no reason.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
But also I didn't give a fuck either. I'm like,
just make sure you don't bring my fucking name up, because.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I'll take one.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
For the two people here, one has extreme job security.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
No I am not that person, So don't bring my
ass up. No, man, I think you have great job security.
I think that as long as you're doing a good
job of what you're doing. And I'm not even saying
I'm doing a good job of what I'm doing. I'm
saying you're doing a good job at what you're doing.
I think as long as you do a good job
of the job, why would you get let go if
you're not being inappropriate? Leave it up to the listeners
(36:42):
who want to play a game.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Oh yeah, you hang up on every going out of
my way to ignore them.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Think about that, Think about it? Please? Please, Like do
I even know your number?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
How much? Like I'm going to memorize your number out
of the thousands coming on that I can't.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
This morning on the show, we did a little segment
called I'd like to talk to the manager, and I
did see a couple I want to talk to the
managers because I get hung up on when I call
and I just want to be like, you're not getting
hung up on I promise. It's just our phone lines
drop calls all the time. You're probably on a cell phone,
and if you're not, let's talk about that. But your
phone could get bad service depending on where you are.
What I do know is it's not Diamond hanging up
(37:23):
on people. But everybody has like a one sided beef
with you. Aboul call and it's so funny. I was
hoping you were gonna put one of those through, but
you probably hung up on them.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
No, I didn't even see them. Oh I didn't see
any of those. I was too busy trying to Hey,
let's talk about this. I feel like I've said this
so many times. If you text the show, don't ignore
me when I try to call you.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
People literally will text and then be upset that I'm
calling them back to back and they answer with an attitude.
Today I said something to someone good for you. It's
like hello, I'm like, Hi, this is Dime. Call them
from Elvista rand in the morning show. You know the
show you just texted. I liked your text and I
would love to get you on on the show.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Is that okay? How you said yeah, oh my god,
and he's like sure.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I think though, one of the things you have to do,
and it's super annoying. You probably have to call twice
because we show up as unavailable or unknown whatever it is,
a lot of times it shows up as an unknown
number and people aren't gonna pick that up even if
it was a known number. A lot of times I
just get bullshit calls all day long. Now that's it.
I don't nobody really calls me anymore.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
But literally, two minutes after you texted a morning show
when the person on the air said, text us, yes,
maybe we'll call you back.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
I mean, come on, you say more than a wrack.
Do you think it would help if you text them
back and say I'm calling you now and then call them.
It could, but a.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Lot of the times where it's such a time crunch
that it's like I'm just trying to get them on. Usually,
if I call twice and they don't answer, I'll text
and say we try call you yes.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
And then they'll say, oh MG, sorry that you called back.
My humans. I know we've talked about this before, but
that's the same reason why I don't give shout outs,
because you're gonna ask me, can you give me a
shout out? Tomorrow at seven thirty, I'm gonna be in
my car and blah blah blah, and let me tell
you the amount of times that I've been burned doing it. Yeah,
no problem, I'll give you a shout out. Then I
(39:21):
do it, and then I get a DM. Hey, I
was wondering if I got that shout out. Well, I
guess you weren't in the car seven thirty, were you,
because I did it? Yep, yep. Also, I just want
to say this and then maybe we can like wrap
it up or do you have more save it for
the next time. They're all andrews, Oh, we should definitely
save it for when he's back. We get so many
people sending us dms asking if we can repost a fundraiser. Hey,
(39:46):
my friend's going through this, my kid's going through this,
my whatever's going through this. Can you please repost it?
And I most of the time don't because I don't know.
I don't know you, and I don't know that what
you're saying is genuine. I want to believe everybody is,
but all it takes is getting burned one time where
you post a fundraiser for something that wasn't legit, or
(40:06):
went to a bad cause, or just wasn't what it
was supposed to be, and who catches the shit for it?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Me?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
So I donate to a ton of things, but I
don't repost stuff, even though that probably would end up
making them more money in the long run. So I
apologize for not being able to repost everything someone says us.
But when you've been on the other side of it
and you get crap for it, and you can actually
get in trouble if you repost something in funds go
in a different direction. That's why I don't repost. For
(40:33):
the most part, people saying can you please help with this?
And let me tell you that is the one thing
that makes me feel very badly. I do feel very
badly about it, but I don't if I can't verify
in multiple ways and I can't do that with the
volume that we get what's going on, then I don't
repost it. But I bet a bunch of you have
probably gotten a donation, so don't stop sending them. Just
know that I'm sorry for not being able to repost,
(40:55):
but I gotta be careful. That's so nice of you
to donate. Yeh, listen at the end of the day.
If it does go somewhere weird, I don't care. But
if it doesn't, then great, I'm happy to help. Wow yeah, flutter,
she says with dead eyes. All right, Diamond, if you
(41:16):
wanna catch up with Diamond on Instagram or X, where
will we find you?
Speaker 3 (41:21):
At Diamond Sincere on Instagram, at Diamond Sincere underscore on X.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram. And we
found out recently why my page has been in the dark,
and that is because somebody took a shot on an
Instagram comment and I said, dear broke looking toad, please
hop away, and he reported me for bullying, even though
(41:48):
he belied me first. And then apparently that is what
has put my account into turmoil. That is sick. I
have to say, if that's what it was, that's fine.
Of all the people, and I think wow, people come
at me like, especially on that one video. There were
so many comments and I did look like shit in
that video whatever, but there were so many comments. I
(42:11):
just clap back at one and now I'm banned. I
came out for a minute, got smacked right back into
my whole damn. So anyway, you can find me kind
of at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and on Twitter.
I don't really I'm gonna dead name it like I
said last time Twitter and on Twitter, and I think
(42:31):
that's really it. I don't really do anything else yet.
I have a TikTok account that I've posted zero videos on,
so I just lurk, I watch things. That's all all
right until next time. We love you. You can definitely hit
us with a talkback when you need. Oh god, Andrew's back.
We were getting ready to wrap this shit up.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Man, what are we rapping? I can rap? Just can't.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
For not one second did anyone think you could wrap?
Oh yeah, we have to go. Don't fix the mic
because or not talk tell them where they can find
you on social media.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Wow, I really got it in at the best time.
At Andrew Pug where on Instagram's.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
On Instagram at Andrew Pug Leave us a talk back. Hey,
if you have some constructive criticism, we would love to
hear that too. We love all the nice things, it's amazing,
but I would also take like a Hey, I hate
when you talk about throw on the blank.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Do not open that door. Keep her closed because let
me tell you something. We've done that once or twice
for serial killers in the depths that we went to
quite extreme.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, but you guys are kind of pansies about stuff.
Are you gonna get better?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
You see?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Look there goes, But how are you gonna get better
if you don't take some feedback from people. Doesn't mean
you have to listen, Yeah, or necessarily change something. I
want to listen. I want to hear. Okay, yeah, but
I mean if you only have nice things to say
to us, like you're funny and pretty and amazing, that's
fine too.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, I would love that.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Actually, Okay, tell Andrew he's pretty, Andrew, you're so pretty.
You're welcome until Oh wait, like follow, subscribe.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh yeah, make sure you like this podcast. Make sure
you're pressing the subscribe button wherever you're listening to this podcast.
Leave a review. We love reading reviews. We should do
that one next time too. Yeah, go through the reviews.
Those are fun.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
We'll read reviews.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Leave us a review, yeah, super fun. So like follow
and leave us a review.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
We'd appreciate it and appreciate it and subscribe all those
things like follow a review, subscribe, We love you until
next time, Say bye bye bye,
Host
Medha Gandhi
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Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!