February 19, 2025 • 27 mins
In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond discuss one member of the show being an alien and why Diamond is having issues being in a wedding. They also check out some talk backs and reviews.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up. It's us on the side. I'm gandhi with
my best buddy. I don't know if you're actually my
best buddy, but my really good friend.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, Diamond, you wouldn't call me.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Your best buddy here you well here, yeah, for sure
with Diamond, my best buddy here slash producer. And we
were just talking about marriage randomly, not because I'm doing it,
because I never want to do it. And I said
I would like to have a party and be celebrated
and you know, get gifts. But I could just do
that for a birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think yes, And you should just make sure that
you have a registry because people need to be told
to bring a gift to a birthday party.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
People don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I always bring a gift.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You're nice.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm a gift giver. I like giving people presents. Yeah,
you get good gifts too, thank you. I just like
to think about as the year goes, I will make
little notes to myself of ooh, they said they like
this thing. That was sort of a passing thought. Not
if it's something I know they're going to go out
and get for themselves immediately, but if it's a oh,
I would like that. I like to remember it and
put it in my note, and then at Christmas time, Bam,
you got that thing.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, you do that. I don't know how you do it.
You actually listen like I'm the worst gift giver. It's
really bad.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I thought you gave me a great gift this year. Yeah,
but last year, I guess twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yes. But the thing about it is is that I
thought about it way too late, and so you got
it later. Like I, I don't think about gifts until
it's like a day before someone's birthday or like a
week before Christmas, and I'm like, oh my god, Now
I have to sit here for an hour and think
about each person's gift and hope that I got the
right thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Make a note as the year goes on.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, yeah, I'm gonna try, but do it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You can do it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Clearly, I'm not fully paying attention to the things that
people are saying.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I know nobody around here really does that.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Maybe that's why I do it. I used to be
so aware. Now just not.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Elvis and I look at each other and chuckle all
the time because we'll say something and then two seconds later,
someone else will say that exact same thing as though
it wasn't just said, and we're like, where, hello, where's everybody?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No, you need to hear Scotty because you know our
studios are connected, and he'll he gets so.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Mad, like I feel like you and Elvis laugh at it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, Scotty gets so mad they just said that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You've got to relax.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Many at the top of his lune.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
He literally yells.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
At me, Oh, I'm so mad. I can't hear it.
He'll text me sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, you don't want to hear it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm like one day, Andrew was sitting in my studio
with me and Scotty just yelled.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And Andrew goes, does he do this all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I'm like, yes, because he saw that I didn't react,
and I'm used to him like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's so funny to me. And here's the thing that happens.
I know, we'll repeat things sometimes that we've already talked about,
and then we'll get text messages and I'll get DMS.
You guys already talked about this. Is this a ring round?
Blah blah? I think I mean when you've been doing
a show every day for however many decades they've all
been doing it. You're going to repeat things at some point. Sure,
I'm sure in the podcast we've repeated things a few
times because I can't remember what we've talked about here
(03:02):
versus what I've talked about on the show versus what
I've talked about with you off any type of microphone.
I don't know how do you keep track of that?
But I will say we had a glitter conversation the
other day that stressed me out because we had the
whole glitter conversation previously on the show, and then we
had the conversation again on the podcast, but everybody was
acting like they'd never heard it before. So I just
(03:23):
went with it, like, yeah, wow, this is fascinating. And
I hadn't heard this before I heard it. I knew
people were texting in, Oh damn it say now people
are going to think I have dementia.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They're gonna think it's a replay.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's not a replay. Sometimes things just get repeated because
people don't really pay attention, I guess to what we're
talking about. It's also really hard to retain every piece
of information that we ever discuss over years and years
it is, but I also understand from the other side
that people will be like, what the what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh yeah, you guys forgot I don't know. People just
want something to complain about.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Honestly, Oh my god, speaking of I looked at our
review the other day and shout out to us. We
have four point nine stars. We're still holding steady, and
I love that for us. However, oh, there are some
other fuckers who have rated us a one star. I
want the reviews, but I can only see a certain
amount in the little app Yes, how can I find
the rest? I want to find them because I remember
one of them being super stupid. That was just like
(04:17):
she's talentless and annoying, and I very weird chuckled at
that one.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's like, okay, and you literally didn't use the period
in your sentences properly, so like what what?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What? It's always funny to look at who you're being
critiqued by and then think, is this person solely based
on what I'm seeing and nothing else? Does it appear
to be a person whose advice I want? For the
most part, the answers know, but I do appreciate and
I really mean this constructive criticism, if there's something that
you think we could do better, if there's something that
(04:51):
you don't like, I want to know. It doesn't mean
we're going to change it, but I do want to know,
so please always write a review or DM me. I
try to get to all the dms. It's not as
easy there, but we'll figure it out. Some of the
reviews have been incredibly nice, and we did promise to
read them, so I'm gonna read a few of them
because we like to deliver on the promises. Okay, so
let's start here. Christick one oh eight, We love you,
(05:14):
she says, or he says, one of the best. I
was late to the party on this one, but it
has quickly become one of my favorites. I listened to
a few episodes here and they're starting with the ones
with Gandhi's dad. Oh lord, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, hilarious,
and he's a treasure. I love Gandhi on The Big Show,
love Andrew and Scotti be what on Serial Killers? And
(05:35):
I love Diamond's personality. Her excitement is contagious. Oh. They
have such fun and legitimately good energy together. I just
wish I could be a part of the friend group.
Oh my god, Christick one O eight you kind of
are now, yeah, besties, We love you for that. These
are nice. Can I go back and reply to these reviews?
Or do I just have to take it?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I think so, because I would love to go back
and say nice things to people.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I think you can.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
This one from Kin Look at that.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh so we just threw our hands on the keyboard,
and you know what, I respect it because no one
will ever be able to find you.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is it a good or a bad review?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
This is a good one? Well, you know, I love
you literally hook did chicken? Not a vowel in sight?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But whoever this person is said they really enjoy the podcast.
They've listened religiously since the inception. Never listened to every
episode of a podcast. Aside from this, I love the
variety of guests, as well as the simple conversations with
Diamond and Andrew. Oh my god, they called you simple.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Your friendship is genuine and authentic and just refreshing to
listen to. I love when we get behind the scenes
information and a glimpse into what the big show really
looks like. I'm not gonna lie though, almost deducted a
star for the only Child Hate on Your Dana episode,
but decided against it as to not give you a
reason to dislike us any more than you already do.
You know I don't dislike you. I love you. This
(07:03):
is great. We want a review again? How do you
get better if you don't have any feedback?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's I send it hilarious.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That was a good one. They're all just nice. So
I'm gonna read one more nice one and then hopefully
we'll find some of the bad ones. But Aaron Leslie says,
I love this pod.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Gondhi does a great job of picking really interesting guests,
and conversations are always great. Even if it's someone I
wouldn't normally care about, I end up becoming very intrigued.
Gandhi is a great interviewer, and I also love the
banter with her Andrew and Diamond. Ten out of.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Ten maybe ten that much?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Where like you say ten out of ten a lot,
but I think a lot of people say ten out.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Of good, yea good.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Don't worry, You're fine.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That a shot at me?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Maybe I don't think it's a shot at you. If anything,
maybe it's like a homage to you, I'll take you.
I'm happy with these.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Now let's go to a mean one.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I can't I don't know where to find them because
I can only look at so many and all of
the ones that I can see, they're all nice, which
is great, and I don't want to discredit anyone. And
I'm also not trying to encourage someone coming and like
shitting on me. But let's see, let's go here. Four
point nine stars. They called us a throutle two by
the way, you me and Andrew, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Not really happy about that one.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Loving this listen, all of us could do better. I
don't know how. Andrew literally Tracy B. Tracy B says,
I have enjoyed some of the interviews, but it's most
enjoyable when it's just Gandhi, Diamond and Andrew also love
it when you interview others on the big show.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's nice. Who would you have on next?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
We owe Abby an episode and then I think we're
done with everybody who doesn't have a microphone. At some point,
I would like to maybe get scary in here, because
here's the thing that's scary. We get feedback constantly of oh,
you guys are so mean to scary. You guys are
such assholes to scary blah blah. You have no idea
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what goes on behind the scenes. How genuinely nice we
actually are to him in most cases. But the man
is just living in a different plane of reality than
everybody else. It's hilarious, it is. It's also infuriating, yes,
but I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So I was giving him shit because there was a
Jonas Brothers interview the other day, and I'm not kidding you.
First he sneezed, like off to the side, no big deal.
But then when you walk behind me, I could hear sniffles,
and then all I heard, oh no, it was a podcast.
It wasn't a Jonas Brothers interview was a podcast. All
I heard through the entire podcast was no.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It was like real snoring, but congestion snoring. And I
was like, oh my, what in the hell is going
on here? Now? I think it could be there were
dogs running around here.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Maybe he was a.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Little allergic because I sneeze a little bit. I told
you that I brought my allergy meds because I was
trying to get down with those dogs and play with them.
But I'm pretty sure that's what it was. However, I
sit close to him, I think that anyone Elvis sits
really close to him too, So the two of us
kind of have more of his interactions than I think
everybody else does.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Scary, literally scares me.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
In which way, like I would not want to be
alone with him for more than hour and a half, okay,
because he shuts down, Yeah, and I powers down after
I could take on his energy.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You know, No, you couldn't. No, No, I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Nervous, scary, like he's one of those people who like
it's okay to have an opinion, but he'll try to
force his thought onto you.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh yeah, and I'm no.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I feel like I've just given and say yeah, absolutely,
and I'd roll with it to the point where I'm like, okay, yes,
I'm committed.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
See, this is why we need to have him in
here right now, so that he could defend himself, which
I promise you whatever he would defend himself with would
be something that has nothing to do with over time
about right now. There was a day he was driving
Sam and I home and he took a wrong turn.
It wasn't even a wrong turn. He went down a
road that was clearly closed. It said detour. There were
cops at the end of the road. I'm unsure what
(11:05):
he thought he was doing there, but he gets to
the cop and the cops like, what are you doing?
This is a closed road, and wasn't nice about it,
because why would you be this person drove down a
closed road, said you gotta get out of here. That's
six points on your license, man, reckless driving. What are
you doing? Get out of here? Turn and get out
of here. Scary's reply was pointing at Sam and being like,
(11:27):
but I gotta get it to pottery.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He's unwell.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
He repeated it three to four times, but I just
I gotta get it a pottery. I was like, dude,
that is not an excuse to bust through barricades and
go down a closed street where there's clearly construction. He
kept saying it, and now at this point, I'm laughing
in the back of the car because I thought, the fuck,
what are you talking about? You have to get it
to pottery. He was using it in the same context
that you would say, this person's having a baby right now,
(11:53):
and I have to get them to a hospital right now,
medical emergency.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
He's sick.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sam was like, oh my god, she was trying to
bury her head her coat. I was just chuckling in
the background. Then we leave the area and Scary calls
his friend, who is a police officer, and starts going off.
First of all, the guy picked up and Scary's like,
are you a workman? He said no, it's my day off.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Then Scary unloads like a thirty minute dietary. I say,
you're doing this to him on his day off? Why
are you doing this on a day I'll leave him alone.
I was like, sir, dear officer, can you just tell
Scary that he was wrong so we can move on
with this. He was so mad.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I don't get him.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's funny. I would like to get him. Actually no,
I don't know. But he is. He's a great human being.
He's a very nice person. He's really good at what
he does. He's just in a different realm of reality.
He's a lunatic. And to be fair, every single one
of us is in our own special way.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well all of you guys are.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh not you, Oh not you, Diamond, No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm gonna wait for Andrew's ass to walk in here.
So that we can tell you different.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
And honestly, speaking of reviews, I pulled this one up.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Are you about to bad review me? You ship back?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Renee p renee pete? What is this? Renee p A Allen?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I think because there's no well, I'm not going to
say there's no way renepe in e p A A
l L. Well you know what, Actually, when they are
user names, sometimes people do too letters just because you know. Okay,
(13:36):
well you threw me off of that one. I love
Gandhi Diamond and Andrew is okay. I guess, well.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Well, well what do we have here, Andrew?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You know, I think I said this the other day,
but I was with a bunch of Andrew's friends, and
I need you to know he elicits this type of behavior. Oh,
because all of his friends were picking on him, like
hardcore picking on him way worse than we ever do.
And it's because of the way he behaves and the
things that he says and does. We're in a group
(14:24):
chat right now. Hold on. I took a screenshot at
this the other day too, because I was like, wow, Andrew,
and then you act like a victim. We were talking
about rides. This is this is what Andrew puts into
the group chat. I'll leave now two minutes early, just
to spite a bitch. Andrew is not an innocent I'm
telling you. The man is demented.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I really give credit to his sister Jackie.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh, I love her.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I love her, But just like having him as a
younger sibling was probably hell.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It really was. I'm sure it was. He is the
definition of a throw you throw the rocks and high
her hands personally for sure, because he'll walk by and
literally like punch me in the side and then I'll
turn around and smack him back and he jumps into
a little ball in the corner. Eh, she's hitting me,
she's beating me. H. He'll pull your hair and run
off screaming a little bitch. She was in here right now.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I just want to see him fall, just face plant.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oo oh, that would be great. Or like a slip off,
just a slip on the ice, Yes, a slide.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh that coffee we almost spell the other day both snow.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, we were holding on.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Where I bet there's footage the room outside of the building.
There's a camera.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He went with me to move my car because it
was snowing and it was just weird. It was like
icy and whatever. And then you know, like outside of
our building, water on that. I guess you would call
it pavement marble. I don't know what it is, but
you could slide very easy, very easily. So it was
ten times worse. And we started walking and his dumb
ass grabbed onto me, and we almost we both almost
(16:01):
went to said let.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Me fucking go unhand me, sir, Yeah, what the hell?
Oh you know what else we could do right now?
Because this is a minisode, We're not going to go
on forever and ever. But do you have any of
the talkbacks?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Let's see, Oh this is new. Oh there's only one
that's new. Okay, Oh, god be nice.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, she has a new one.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Hey, Gandhi, Andrew and Diamond.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
This is Mike Bayola.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
We recently met after Daniel's Haunted House. I wanted to ask,
would you guys ever be open to doing like a
live audience listening to the podcast. I know you talked
about it briefly, but I think it would be such
a fun time to be sitting an audience watching.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
You guys through the podcast. All right, love you guys,
Bye bye, Okay, Mike, So Yeah, Andrew really wants to
do that. He's been kind of talking about it for
a while. We've had some ideas about maybe doing a
little like sort of podcast fest type thing where we
get all the podcasts on the network to show up
(17:09):
and if you're a fan of anybody or your listener
to any of them, you can watch them, talk to them, interact,
you know, like that kind of stuff. So maybe. However,
if I know the way things work around anywhere, it's
going to take decades for this to actually happen. So
the answer is, yes, we've thought about it and we'd
love to do it. When I have no idea, Yeah,
(17:31):
how are you a cad? Yeah? I have no idea?
So that's that. I guess, Simon, we have a vacation.
Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
What are you doing nowhere?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I am a staycation. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
I played around with the idea of going down to
Virginia to visit my sister, and then I realized that
she is moving, and I mean that means i'd have
to help her move, and I don't really want.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
To do that.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
So wow, I love her down but like, manual labor
is not my thing.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
How old is your sister?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Thirty? Four, No, you have to hire movers.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Now thirty five you have to you have to hire movers.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, well she was.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
She did eventually, but like I've been talking about coming
down there for at least a month now, and I
like threw it out there.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I'm like, well, I'm off the.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Week before you move, and if you need help whatever
exact NDC. It's not really my thing. Love you down,
but this is her year. And let me tell you
something she has. I'm up a wall with her already.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
So how's the wedding planning going? Are you the maid
of honor? Yeah? Oh lord, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The wedding planning is great because she's on it. She's
one of those people. She's a planner, I mean whatever,
But the bachelorette trip is what's killing me, and the
fact that like, you know what, yeah, let's get into this. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So she's gonna make.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Me look like a bad guy. She's gonna make you
absolutely okay. So when she first got engaged, she called
me and she was like, listen, whatever you want to
plan cool, which I knew was alive because she's very controlling.
So like, whatever you want to plan cool, But like
my friends have ideas and I just want you like
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they're very excited. I don't know when you're going to
start talking to them about things, but I just don't
want you to like shut everything down, Like I don't
want you to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I know how you are.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
And I go so far, so good, No, no, because
I know how she is. Since then, she has given
me basically a list of things that she doesn't want. Okay,
but these are all coming from conversations that she's having
with them, so they're telling her this a good idea
I want, Oh my god. Like So it went from
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that to randomly her calling me a few months ago
and she's like, hey, so I know we were talking
about like a small little bachelorette trip. Uh yeah, I
think it just should be us and our cousins. Okay,
that's great, but you have cousins on the other side
of your family.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh did she specify which cousins?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
And now that we're in the planning.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Phases, I was like, damn should I Like, what do
I do?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Do I reach out to her best friends who are
in the wedding party and tell them, Hey, we're going
on a trip. But like she specifically told me that
it was just our cousins in our family group chat Like,
I don't want anyone to think that it's me, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So here's the thing. As a maid of honor, which
I have been so many times.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Oh God, every time.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Someone asked me, I think in my head, you're asking
me because we're besties, but clearly you don't know me
that well.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Because I hate this.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
However, I will say all of them have been a
really good time, and I'm really glad that I was
able to be in that position. I was actually the
maid of honor for one of my dude friends.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, it was great. He's like my brother, but I
was in We grew up together, so he's known me
my whole life. Him and his big brother, they're like
my brothers. So they've seen me like rolling in dirt.
They know what a tomboy I am. They never see
me dressed up for any of the stuff that we
do here. They're just used to me and like soccer
shorts and a T shirt. And when I came out
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because I was getting ready with the boys, and when
I came out in my dress with my hair and makeup,
all of them were like, who the fuck are you
get out of here? This is disgusting, Like, oh god.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
She dress.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, literally they're like cooties. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And I love him.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
He was like, you're really pretty at this moment, and
you could do this all the time. Why don't you
hate you all? And I also love you very much,
but it's tough. However, what I was trying to say
is that's kind of your job to fall in all
the grenades as the maid of honor. I know you
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don't want them, but that's you know, you have to
take on this horrible responsibility. My favorite was being the
maid of honor for my sister, to be honest, because
she's so easy and she is so controlling that she
just said, I will plan all of this, just show up.
Oh wow, amazing. Well, you know what. Her bachelorette was
also just us and us and the cousins up in
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the mountains in Sedona. That was it. It was super fun.
Did she plan it or did you No? I did
plan that part and then and then long story short,
at the end of it, I went to split up
the costs breakdown for everybody, and one person thought that
I hadn't done it the right way, and she meant
to send an email only to her sisters about what
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an asshole I was, but she sent it to all
of us. No, so I got it and I was like,
oh no, that's my cousin talking all this shit about me.
My feelings were so hurt.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
It's like, oh no, my god.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So I just I wrote back and I was like,
it's all good, don't worry about it, like I'll take
care of it. And then, of course, you know, she's like,
I'm so sorry. No, I'm an asshole, and I love her.
She's also like we are very close, which is why
I was kind of thinking, why why wouldt you just
tell me this that hey, you had a problem with
whatever it was, and we could totally work it out.
I'll eat it like not a huge problem. But then
I'm like, wait, is this the only time that you
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guys have talked about me?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Blehamab We'll see. That's what I'm scared about. See listen,
me and my cousins.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Know. One of my cousins called me the other day
and she's like, oh, you know what's going on in
my life?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Right?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
And I was like, no, I don't know, Like whatever
Apparently two big things happened and I was like, no,
I don't know whatever, And.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
She's like, oh, well, I just assume.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I mean we have a rule, and I'm like, yeah, okay.
The rule in our family is if you tell one person,
just assume that we're gonna tell everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
So I'm like, okay, you're.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Gonna talk shit, you might as well write it in
the group chat to everyone because the person canna find
out it is what it is, like whatever, But like, yeah, no,
that's you. Gotta move forward with that thinking that.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Because I'm fine. I don't care. Here's the thing. I
know people talk about me. I get DMS of people
talking about me to me comments.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I know it.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I know rooms exist on the internet. I know their
groups are out there. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Wow, But you seven people who left me a shitty review,
you I care about you. I care about I said
I posted this thing the other day. I was like,
other people's opinions of me are none of my business,
she says as she runs background checks on the seven
people who left her one star review. So I can
show be your job and say you suck at your job.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
You would run a background check on someone if I
had the ability, It.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Would depends how egregious the the uh review was. And
also if I did find out where you worked, where
you actually worked, Like, would I show up at a
bank and be like, Boo, you suck at banking? I
don't know, you should. I think it'd be kind of
funny just to give people a dose of their own medicine.
They're also not doing it in person, they're doing it online.
I don't know a lot of people who work in
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places where I'd love for you to leave a review.
Oh go on, Oh my, you know who's doing that?
Rick Ross's baby mother.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Uh tea kemp.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Oh she's insane.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
People pay her to and give her a telephone number
and give the name, and she calls the person and
curses them out on their behalf.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
She posts it on Instagram. Now you have to go
see this.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
She is a professional hater. It is. I can appreciate
something about that.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh it's the best. She called a school and spoke
to the principal.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh my god, you got okay, I gotta pull it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Okay, but this is kind of crazy. If you don't
actually suck at your job, to be like Boo, you
suck at your job. I mean, I guess with this one,
it's different because these are opinions, and again I'm asking
for feedback. So if your feedback is boo, you suck. Okay.
But what I wish would happen more in real life
is people got booed like person to person right here.
Like let's say you're my manager and we're having a
conversation about me not being good at my job, but
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I am and you're wrong. I would like to be
able to look at you and just be like.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Boom, oh my god, boo.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Please can we start doing that? Absolutely as Andrew walks,
but look as Scary, let's do it to him. He's
walking out here, what's up?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I'm going?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You coming?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Or no, you're staying.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Boom. We're just talking about how rood it would be
to boot people in real life, like in person, face
to face right here. How crazy is that?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
It is?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
People usually do that behind a keyboard.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Right exactly. That was a point. Yes, Scary, I'm gonna
come with you. But also I just said I want
to have you on the podcast because I talk about
you a lot on the podcast, basically how you're like
an alien, So I think you should be in here
to defend yourself at some point.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, Scary, go down any road you want.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Okay, Hey, Scary, I know you'll like this. If people
want to find you online, where can they find you?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You can find me at Scary Jones s k e
e r Y Jones.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
At Scary Jones Diamond. Where can they find you.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
At Diamond Sincere on Instagram at Diamond Sincere Underscore on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And I Am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and Twitter.
So come holler. We're gonna wrap this up now and
make sure you check out the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Rory, You're no away, We don't
What's up. It's us on the side. I'm gandhi with
my best buddy. I don't know if you're actually my
best buddy, but my really good friend.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, Diamond, you wouldn't call me.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Your best buddy here you well here, yeah, for sure
with Diamond, my best buddy here slash producer. And we
were just talking about marriage randomly, not because I'm doing it,
because I never want to do it. And I said
I would like to have a party and be celebrated
and you know, get gifts. But I could just do
that for a birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think yes, And you should just make sure that
you have a registry because people need to be told
to bring a gift to a birthday party.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
People don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I always bring a gift.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You're nice.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm a gift giver. I like giving people presents. Yeah,
you get good gifts too, thank you. I just like
to think about as the year goes, I will make
little notes to myself of ooh, they said they like
this thing. That was sort of a passing thought. Not
if it's something I know they're going to go out
and get for themselves immediately, but if it's a oh,
I would like that. I like to remember it and
put it in my note, and then at Christmas time, Bam,
you got that thing.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, you do that. I don't know how you do it.
You actually listen like I'm the worst gift giver. It's
really bad.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I thought you gave me a great gift this year. Yeah,
but last year, I guess twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yes. But the thing about it is is that I
thought about it way too late, and so you got
it later. Like I, I don't think about gifts until
it's like a day before someone's birthday or like a
week before Christmas, and I'm like, oh my god, Now
I have to sit here for an hour and think
about each person's gift and hope that I got the
right thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Make a note as the year goes on.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, yeah, I'm gonna try, but do it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You can do it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Clearly, I'm not fully paying attention to the things that
people are saying.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I know nobody around here really does that.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Maybe that's why I do it. I used to be
so aware. Now just not.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Elvis and I look at each other and chuckle all
the time because we'll say something and then two seconds later,
someone else will say that exact same thing as though
it wasn't just said, and we're like, where, hello, where's everybody?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No, you need to hear Scotty because you know our
studios are connected, and he'll he gets so.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Mad, like I feel like you and Elvis laugh at it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, Scotty gets so mad they just said that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You've got to relax.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Many at the top of his lune.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
He literally yells.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
At me, Oh, I'm so mad. I can't hear it.
He'll text me sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, you don't want to hear it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm like one day, Andrew was sitting in my studio
with me and Scotty just yelled.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And Andrew goes, does he do this all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I'm like, yes, because he saw that I didn't react,
and I'm used to him like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's so funny to me. And here's the thing that happens.
I know, we'll repeat things sometimes that we've already talked about,
and then we'll get text messages and I'll get DMS.
You guys already talked about this. Is this a ring round?
Blah blah? I think I mean when you've been doing
a show every day for however many decades they've all
been doing it. You're going to repeat things at some point. Sure,
I'm sure in the podcast we've repeated things a few
times because I can't remember what we've talked about here
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versus what I've talked about on the show versus what
I've talked about with you off any type of microphone.
I don't know how do you keep track of that?
But I will say we had a glitter conversation the
other day that stressed me out because we had the
whole glitter conversation previously on the show, and then we
had the conversation again on the podcast, but everybody was
acting like they'd never heard it before. So I just
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went with it, like, yeah, wow, this is fascinating. And
I hadn't heard this before I heard it. I knew
people were texting in, Oh damn it say now people
are going to think I have dementia.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They're gonna think it's a replay.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's not a replay. Sometimes things just get repeated because
people don't really pay attention, I guess to what we're
talking about. It's also really hard to retain every piece
of information that we ever discuss over years and years
it is, but I also understand from the other side
that people will be like, what the what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh yeah, you guys forgot I don't know. People just
want something to complain about.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Honestly, Oh my god, speaking of I looked at our
review the other day and shout out to us. We
have four point nine stars. We're still holding steady, and
I love that for us. However, oh, there are some
other fuckers who have rated us a one star. I
want the reviews, but I can only see a certain
amount in the little app Yes, how can I find
the rest? I want to find them because I remember
one of them being super stupid. That was just like
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she's talentless and annoying, and I very weird chuckled at
that one.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's like, okay, and you literally didn't use the period
in your sentences properly, so like what what?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What? It's always funny to look at who you're being
critiqued by and then think, is this person solely based
on what I'm seeing and nothing else? Does it appear
to be a person whose advice I want? For the
most part, the answers know, but I do appreciate and
I really mean this constructive criticism, if there's something that
you think we could do better, if there's something that
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you don't like, I want to know. It doesn't mean
we're going to change it, but I do want to know,
so please always write a review or DM me. I
try to get to all the dms. It's not as
easy there, but we'll figure it out. Some of the
reviews have been incredibly nice, and we did promise to
read them, so I'm gonna read a few of them
because we like to deliver on the promises. Okay, so
let's start here. Christick one oh eight, We love you,
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she says, or he says, one of the best. I
was late to the party on this one, but it
has quickly become one of my favorites. I listened to
a few episodes here and they're starting with the ones
with Gandhi's dad. Oh lord, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, hilarious,
and he's a treasure. I love Gandhi on The Big Show,
love Andrew and Scotti be what on Serial Killers? And
(05:35):
I love Diamond's personality. Her excitement is contagious. Oh. They
have such fun and legitimately good energy together. I just
wish I could be a part of the friend group.
Oh my god, Christick one O eight you kind of
are now, yeah, besties, We love you for that. These
are nice. Can I go back and reply to these reviews?
Or do I just have to take it?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I think so, because I would love to go back
and say nice things to people.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I think you can.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
This one from Kin Look at that.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh so we just threw our hands on the keyboard,
and you know what, I respect it because no one
will ever be able to find you.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is it a good or a bad review?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
This is a good one? Well, you know, I love
you literally hook did chicken? Not a vowel in sight?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But whoever this person is said they really enjoy the podcast.
They've listened religiously since the inception. Never listened to every
episode of a podcast. Aside from this, I love the
variety of guests, as well as the simple conversations with
Diamond and Andrew. Oh my god, they called you simple.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Your friendship is genuine and authentic and just refreshing to
listen to. I love when we get behind the scenes
information and a glimpse into what the big show really
looks like. I'm not gonna lie though, almost deducted a
star for the only Child Hate on Your Dana episode,
but decided against it as to not give you a
reason to dislike us any more than you already do.
You know I don't dislike you. I love you. This
(07:03):
is great. We want a review again? How do you
get better if you don't have any feedback?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's I send it hilarious.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That was a good one. They're all just nice. So
I'm gonna read one more nice one and then hopefully
we'll find some of the bad ones. But Aaron Leslie says,
I love this pod.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Gondhi does a great job of picking really interesting guests,
and conversations are always great. Even if it's someone I
wouldn't normally care about, I end up becoming very intrigued.
Gandhi is a great interviewer, and I also love the
banter with her Andrew and Diamond. Ten out of.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Ten maybe ten that much?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Where like you say ten out of ten a lot,
but I think a lot of people say ten out.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Of good, yea good.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Don't worry, You're fine.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That a shot at me?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Maybe I don't think it's a shot at you. If anything,
maybe it's like a homage to you, I'll take you.
I'm happy with these.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Now let's go to a mean one.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I can't I don't know where to find them because
I can only look at so many and all of
the ones that I can see, they're all nice, which
is great, and I don't want to discredit anyone. And
I'm also not trying to encourage someone coming and like
shitting on me. But let's see, let's go here. Four
point nine stars. They called us a throutle two by
the way, you me and Andrew, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Not really happy about that one.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Loving this listen, all of us could do better. I
don't know how. Andrew literally Tracy B. Tracy B says,
I have enjoyed some of the interviews, but it's most
enjoyable when it's just Gandhi, Diamond and Andrew also love
it when you interview others on the big show.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's nice. Who would you have on next?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
We owe Abby an episode and then I think we're
done with everybody who doesn't have a microphone. At some point,
I would like to maybe get scary in here, because
here's the thing that's scary. We get feedback constantly of oh,
you guys are so mean to scary. You guys are
such assholes to scary blah blah. You have no idea
(08:56):
what goes on behind the scenes. How genuinely nice we
actually are to him in most cases. But the man
is just living in a different plane of reality than
everybody else. It's hilarious, it is. It's also infuriating, yes,
but I'm here for it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So I was giving him shit because there was a
Jonas Brothers interview the other day, and I'm not kidding you.
First he sneezed, like off to the side, no big deal.
But then when you walk behind me, I could hear sniffles,
and then all I heard, oh no, it was a podcast.
It wasn't a Jonas Brothers interview was a podcast. All
I heard through the entire podcast was no.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It was like real snoring, but congestion snoring. And I
was like, oh my, what in the hell is going
on here? Now? I think it could be there were
dogs running around here.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Maybe he was a.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Little allergic because I sneeze a little bit. I told
you that I brought my allergy meds because I was
trying to get down with those dogs and play with them.
But I'm pretty sure that's what it was. However, I
sit close to him, I think that anyone Elvis sits
really close to him too, So the two of us
kind of have more of his interactions than I think
everybody else does.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Scary, literally scares me.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
In which way, like I would not want to be
alone with him for more than hour and a half, okay,
because he shuts down, Yeah, and I powers down after
I could take on his energy.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You know, No, you couldn't. No, No, I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Nervous, scary, like he's one of those people who like
it's okay to have an opinion, but he'll try to
force his thought onto you.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh yeah, and I'm no.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I feel like I've just given and say yeah, absolutely,
and I'd roll with it to the point where I'm like, okay, yes,
I'm committed.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
See, this is why we need to have him in
here right now, so that he could defend himself, which
I promise you whatever he would defend himself with would
be something that has nothing to do with over time
about right now. There was a day he was driving
Sam and I home and he took a wrong turn.
It wasn't even a wrong turn. He went down a
road that was clearly closed. It said detour. There were
cops at the end of the road. I'm unsure what
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he thought he was doing there, but he gets to
the cop and the cops like, what are you doing?
This is a closed road, and wasn't nice about it,
because why would you be this person drove down a
closed road, said you gotta get out of here. That's
six points on your license, man, reckless driving. What are
you doing? Get out of here? Turn and get out
of here. Scary's reply was pointing at Sam and being like,
(11:27):
but I gotta get it to pottery.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He's unwell.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
He repeated it three to four times, but I just
I gotta get it a pottery. I was like, dude,
that is not an excuse to bust through barricades and
go down a closed street where there's clearly construction. He
kept saying it, and now at this point, I'm laughing
in the back of the car because I thought, the fuck,
what are you talking about? You have to get it
to pottery. He was using it in the same context
that you would say, this person's having a baby right now,
(11:53):
and I have to get them to a hospital right now,
medical emergency.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
He's sick.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sam was like, oh my god, she was trying to
bury her head her coat. I was just chuckling in
the background. Then we leave the area and Scary calls
his friend, who is a police officer, and starts going off.
First of all, the guy picked up and Scary's like,
are you a workman? He said no, it's my day off.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Then Scary unloads like a thirty minute dietary. I say,
you're doing this to him on his day off? Why
are you doing this on a day I'll leave him alone.
I was like, sir, dear officer, can you just tell
Scary that he was wrong so we can move on
with this. He was so mad.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I don't get him.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's funny. I would like to get him. Actually no,
I don't know. But he is. He's a great human being.
He's a very nice person. He's really good at what
he does. He's just in a different realm of reality.
He's a lunatic. And to be fair, every single one
of us is in our own special way.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well all of you guys are.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh not you, Oh not you, Diamond, No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm gonna wait for Andrew's ass to walk in here.
So that we can tell you different.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
And honestly, speaking of reviews, I pulled this one up.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Are you about to bad review me? You ship back?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Renee p renee pete? What is this? Renee p A Allen?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I think because there's no well, I'm not going to
say there's no way renepe in e p A A
l L. Well you know what, Actually, when they are
user names, sometimes people do too letters just because you know. Okay,
(13:36):
well you threw me off of that one. I love
Gandhi Diamond and Andrew is okay. I guess, well.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Well, well what do we have here, Andrew?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You know, I think I said this the other day,
but I was with a bunch of Andrew's friends, and
I need you to know he elicits this type of behavior. Oh,
because all of his friends were picking on him, like
hardcore picking on him way worse than we ever do.
And it's because of the way he behaves and the
things that he says and does. We're in a group
(14:24):
chat right now. Hold on. I took a screenshot at
this the other day too, because I was like, wow, Andrew,
and then you act like a victim. We were talking
about rides. This is this is what Andrew puts into
the group chat. I'll leave now two minutes early, just
to spite a bitch. Andrew is not an innocent I'm
telling you. The man is demented.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I really give credit to his sister Jackie.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh, I love her.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I love her, But just like having him as a
younger sibling was probably hell.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It really was. I'm sure it was. He is the
definition of a throw you throw the rocks and high
her hands personally for sure, because he'll walk by and
literally like punch me in the side and then I'll
turn around and smack him back and he jumps into
a little ball in the corner. Eh, she's hitting me,
she's beating me. H. He'll pull your hair and run
off screaming a little bitch. She was in here right now.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I just want to see him fall, just face plant.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oo oh, that would be great. Or like a slip off,
just a slip on the ice, Yes, a slide.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh that coffee we almost spell the other day both snow.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, we were holding on.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Where I bet there's footage the room outside of the building.
There's a camera.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He went with me to move my car because it
was snowing and it was just weird. It was like
icy and whatever. And then you know, like outside of
our building, water on that. I guess you would call
it pavement marble. I don't know what it is, but
you could slide very easy, very easily. So it was
ten times worse. And we started walking and his dumb
ass grabbed onto me, and we almost we both almost
(16:01):
went to said let.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Me fucking go unhand me, sir, Yeah, what the hell?
Oh you know what else we could do right now?
Because this is a minisode, We're not going to go
on forever and ever. But do you have any of
the talkbacks?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Let's see, Oh this is new. Oh there's only one
that's new. Okay, Oh, god be nice.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, she has a new one.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Hey, Gandhi, Andrew and Diamond.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
This is Mike Bayola.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
We recently met after Daniel's Haunted House. I wanted to ask,
would you guys ever be open to doing like a
live audience listening to the podcast. I know you talked
about it briefly, but I think it would be such
a fun time to be sitting an audience watching.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
You guys through the podcast. All right, love you guys,
Bye bye, Okay, Mike, So Yeah, Andrew really wants to
do that. He's been kind of talking about it for
a while. We've had some ideas about maybe doing a
little like sort of podcast fest type thing where we
get all the podcasts on the network to show up
(17:09):
and if you're a fan of anybody or your listener
to any of them, you can watch them, talk to them, interact,
you know, like that kind of stuff. So maybe. However,
if I know the way things work around anywhere, it's
going to take decades for this to actually happen. So
the answer is, yes, we've thought about it and we'd
love to do it. When I have no idea, Yeah,
(17:31):
how are you a cad? Yeah? I have no idea?
So that's that. I guess, Simon, we have a vacation.
Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
What are you doing nowhere?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I am a staycation. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
I played around with the idea of going down to
Virginia to visit my sister, and then I realized that
she is moving, and I mean that means i'd have
to help her move, and I don't really want.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
To do that.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
So wow, I love her down but like, manual labor
is not my thing.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
How old is your sister?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Thirty? Four, No, you have to hire movers.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Now thirty five you have to you have to hire movers.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, well she was.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
She did eventually, but like I've been talking about coming
down there for at least a month now, and I
like threw it out there.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I'm like, well, I'm off the.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Week before you move, and if you need help whatever
exact NDC. It's not really my thing. Love you down,
but this is her year. And let me tell you
something she has. I'm up a wall with her already.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
So how's the wedding planning going? Are you the maid
of honor? Yeah? Oh lord, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The wedding planning is great because she's on it. She's
one of those people. She's a planner, I mean whatever,
But the bachelorette trip is what's killing me, and the
fact that like, you know what, yeah, let's get into this. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So she's gonna make.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Me look like a bad guy. She's gonna make you
absolutely okay. So when she first got engaged, she called
me and she was like, listen, whatever you want to
plan cool, which I knew was alive because she's very controlling.
So like, whatever you want to plan cool, But like
my friends have ideas and I just want you like
(19:19):
they're very excited. I don't know when you're going to
start talking to them about things, but I just don't
want you to like shut everything down, Like I don't
want you to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I know how you are.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
And I go so far, so good, No, no, because
I know how she is. Since then, she has given
me basically a list of things that she doesn't want. Okay,
but these are all coming from conversations that she's having
with them, so they're telling her this a good idea
I want, Oh my god. Like So it went from
(19:53):
that to randomly her calling me a few months ago
and she's like, hey, so I know we were talking
about like a small little bachelorette trip. Uh yeah, I
think it just should be us and our cousins. Okay,
that's great, but you have cousins on the other side
of your family.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh did she specify which cousins?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
And now that we're in the planning.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Phases, I was like, damn should I Like, what do
I do?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Do I reach out to her best friends who are
in the wedding party and tell them, Hey, we're going
on a trip. But like she specifically told me that
it was just our cousins in our family group chat Like,
I don't want anyone to think that it's me, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So here's the thing. As a maid of honor, which
I have been so many times.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Oh God, every time.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Someone asked me, I think in my head, you're asking
me because we're besties, but clearly you don't know me
that well.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Because I hate this.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
However, I will say all of them have been a
really good time, and I'm really glad that I was
able to be in that position. I was actually the
maid of honor for one of my dude friends.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, it was great. He's like my brother, but I
was in We grew up together, so he's known me
my whole life. Him and his big brother, they're like
my brothers. So they've seen me like rolling in dirt.
They know what a tomboy I am. They never see
me dressed up for any of the stuff that we
do here. They're just used to me and like soccer
shorts and a T shirt. And when I came out
(21:22):
because I was getting ready with the boys, and when
I came out in my dress with my hair and makeup,
all of them were like, who the fuck are you
get out of here? This is disgusting, Like, oh god.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
She dress.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, literally they're like cooties. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And I love him.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
He was like, you're really pretty at this moment, and
you could do this all the time. Why don't you
hate you all? And I also love you very much,
but it's tough. However, what I was trying to say
is that's kind of your job to fall in all
the grenades as the maid of honor. I know you
(22:02):
don't want them, but that's you know, you have to
take on this horrible responsibility. My favorite was being the
maid of honor for my sister, to be honest, because
she's so easy and she is so controlling that she
just said, I will plan all of this, just show up.
Oh wow, amazing. Well, you know what. Her bachelorette was
also just us and us and the cousins up in
(22:22):
the mountains in Sedona. That was it. It was super fun.
Did she plan it or did you No? I did
plan that part and then and then long story short,
at the end of it, I went to split up
the costs breakdown for everybody, and one person thought that
I hadn't done it the right way, and she meant
to send an email only to her sisters about what
(22:44):
an asshole I was, but she sent it to all
of us. No, so I got it and I was like,
oh no, that's my cousin talking all this shit about me.
My feelings were so hurt.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
It's like, oh no, my god.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So I just I wrote back and I was like,
it's all good, don't worry about it, like I'll take
care of it. And then, of course, you know, she's like,
I'm so sorry. No, I'm an asshole, and I love her.
She's also like we are very close, which is why
I was kind of thinking, why why wouldt you just
tell me this that hey, you had a problem with
whatever it was, and we could totally work it out.
I'll eat it like not a huge problem. But then
I'm like, wait, is this the only time that you
(23:21):
guys have talked about me?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Blehamab We'll see. That's what I'm scared about. See listen,
me and my cousins.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Know. One of my cousins called me the other day
and she's like, oh, you know what's going on in
my life?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Right?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
And I was like, no, I don't know, Like whatever
Apparently two big things happened and I was like, no,
I don't know whatever, And.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
She's like, oh, well, I just assume.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I mean we have a rule, and I'm like, yeah, okay.
The rule in our family is if you tell one person,
just assume that we're gonna tell everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
So I'm like, okay, you're.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Gonna talk shit, you might as well write it in
the group chat to everyone because the person canna find
out it is what it is, like whatever, But like, yeah, no,
that's you. Gotta move forward with that thinking that.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Because I'm fine. I don't care. Here's the thing. I
know people talk about me. I get DMS of people
talking about me to me comments.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I know it.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I know rooms exist on the internet. I know their
groups are out there. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Wow, But you seven people who left me a shitty review,
you I care about you. I care about I said
I posted this thing the other day. I was like,
other people's opinions of me are none of my business,
she says as she runs background checks on the seven
people who left her one star review. So I can
show be your job and say you suck at your job.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
You would run a background check on someone if I
had the ability, It.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Would depends how egregious the the uh review was. And
also if I did find out where you worked, where
you actually worked, Like, would I show up at a
bank and be like, Boo, you suck at banking? I
don't know, you should. I think it'd be kind of
funny just to give people a dose of their own medicine.
They're also not doing it in person, they're doing it online.
I don't know a lot of people who work in
(24:58):
places where I'd love for you to leave a review.
Oh go on, Oh my, you know who's doing that?
Rick Ross's baby mother.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Uh tea kemp.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Oh she's insane.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
People pay her to and give her a telephone number
and give the name, and she calls the person and
curses them out on their behalf.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
She posts it on Instagram. Now you have to go
see this.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
She is a professional hater. It is. I can appreciate
something about that.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh it's the best. She called a school and spoke
to the principal.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh my god, you got okay, I gotta pull it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Okay, but this is kind of crazy. If you don't
actually suck at your job, to be like Boo, you
suck at your job. I mean, I guess with this one,
it's different because these are opinions, and again I'm asking
for feedback. So if your feedback is boo, you suck. Okay.
But what I wish would happen more in real life
is people got booed like person to person right here.
Like let's say you're my manager and we're having a
conversation about me not being good at my job, but
(25:49):
I am and you're wrong. I would like to be
able to look at you and just be like.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Boom, oh my god, boo.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Please can we start doing that? Absolutely as Andrew walks,
but look as Scary, let's do it to him. He's
walking out here, what's up?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I'm going?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You coming?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Or no, you're staying.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Boom. We're just talking about how rood it would be
to boot people in real life, like in person, face
to face right here. How crazy is that?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
It is?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
People usually do that behind a keyboard.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Right exactly. That was a point. Yes, Scary, I'm gonna
come with you. But also I just said I want
to have you on the podcast because I talk about
you a lot on the podcast, basically how you're like
an alien, So I think you should be in here
to defend yourself at some point.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, Scary, go down any road you want.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Okay, Hey, Scary, I know you'll like this. If people
want to find you online, where can they find you?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You can find me at Scary Jones s k e
e r Y Jones.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
At Scary Jones Diamond. Where can they find you.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
At Diamond Sincere on Instagram at Diamond Sincere Underscore on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And I Am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and Twitter.
So come holler. We're gonna wrap this up now and
make sure you check out the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Rory, You're no away, We don't
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