Bobby shares what dumb mistake he made recently that he had to confess to his wife. Per listener request, we begin a week of Amy YELLING a joke instead of telling it. Can she make it the whole week or will she blow out her vocal chords? Morgan reveals what she and her boyfriend are already doing together. We try not to pass judgement but we are SHOCKED. Bobby and Eddie faced off against each other by picking who they think could identify more US State Nicknames: Amy or Lunchbox? Plus, two show members were victims of theft!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday
Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's the Anonymous sin by Anonymous Sinbar.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Here's a question to be.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hello, Bobby Bones. We have a swimming pool in our backyard.
Now that it's summer, my son's friends are over at
the house constantly. They hang out in the backyard and
have the poll a lot. I'm often in the backyard
with them, one because I don't like them being in
the pool with no supervision, and two I like sitting
by the pool. Usually when I'm by the pool, I
wear a bikini. It's not a particularly sexy cut, but
(00:54):
it does show my stomach and thighs. I admit I
have noticed a couple of boys checking me out. Thirteen
fourteen years old. Yesterday and my sister was over at
the house with her kids and they were playing in
the pool. My sister said, do you always wear a
bikini in front of the teenagers? When I said yes,
she remarked that it was inappropriate. I've been wondering if
I'm in the wrong signed bikini wearing mom and mean,
(01:18):
I'm gonna come to you.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I don't know. It's a little confused.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
All the time, because I've never heard of anybody being
shamed for wearing a bikini in front of kids. Like
I'm a mom, I were a bikini. I have one
pieces too, Uh, is it wrong?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I did.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I didn't know that other moms thought that wasn't the
thing or other people a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And I don't think she noticed anything until she noticed
a kid probably checking her out. Yeah, and then her
sister saying you, those combined have made her feel insecure
about the situation.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, what would you say to her?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I imagine feeling insecure after people say something. I would say,
if it's an okay, modest bikini, like I'm not gonna
wear like a thong bikini in front of kids or
like a string I don't mean have one of those,
to be honest, but you know, like there's like a
why do you.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Feel so uncomfortable right now?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I don't know, but I mean I have bikinis and
I were in front of kids, but there I guess
what you would call modest.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Bikinis, And so what would you say to the mom?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'd say, it's okay, keep wearing it.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
That is not like, I don't know, what are you
supposed to do put on a long skirt.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That could have been an answer of yours. I agree
with you, h your house. Yeah, uh, if you were
to wear a one piece, a kid's still going to
fourteen year old boy is still going to be looking right.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
A one piece can still Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
If you were, if you were a pumpkinhead and a
one piece, a fourteen year old boy still gonna be
looking true. So, yeah, you know the line, you're you're
an intelligent woman. You know the line of wearing a
thong bikini and no top versus a reck a bikini
who gives a grab at your house, at your pull.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
So I'm with them on on this.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I think she's probably making a fair judgment, a good judgment,
without even knowing it to judgment. That's how normal it is.
Amy didn't even know this would be a question. Are
you not questioning you?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Well, no, I'm wondering if people have judged me and
not said anything like, oh, she's wearing a bikini. But
I often wear like little fins, I like little cover
up skirt thingies that kind of match the swimsuit.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yeah, that doesn't make it any more right or wrong
because you do that.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah, true, But I mean that's just for my own
Like I would wear that around a bunch of adults
like much less of fish fourteen year old kids.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I would say that would be the opposite. Oh really well,
I would say the adults, you can wear whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I know, but I just am more self like. I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
That's my thing, is less conscious around kids. Yeah, got it?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, I just I didn't expect regardless be you.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
You're not doing anything wrong. It's your pool.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, it's you.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Don't live your life. But don't get a thong.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, a little asterisk and then if you go to
the bottom of the face it said near that asterisk.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
But don't let it right because if you say it's
your yeah, then got it all right?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Close it up.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's time for the good news. It's six am in
New Jersey.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Charles Perry's at the gas pump pumping some gas when
all of a sudden he sees a car speed and
lose control, boom, hit a sign and catches on fire.
He's like, I gotta do something. He quits pumping gas.
He runs, reaches in the window, is trying to get
the person out. Can't get that seat belt undone, finally
(04:45):
gets a seat belt.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Unbuckled, grabs the dude out of the car, and.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Car explode just in time, just in time.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It happened like that, But no, he said, he said,
admire something, he like saving a lie.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
He pulled the driver from the vehicle moments before his
fully in golfed moments what before his fully in gold
got it.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
So yeah, I mean that tells me it was seconds
away from Yeah, yeah, he was in there going No.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's fantastic. It's a great story. At a hero. He
knows it, saw it, did it? I mean six am?
Like you say, that's what Jumping hours No, no, no, no,
no no, jumping hours end at four fifty nine am.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, don't get it twisted. Yeah yeah yeah,
if you missed it, it's the whole thing because I
almost got jumped. And once it hits five am, no
(05:36):
more jumping aloud, okay at gas stations, I feel yeah
more fifty nine is the last minute you could possibly
get jump to the gas station. Five am hits it's
like a vampire and when the sun comes up, oh
we gotta go back. And yeah, so no that wasn't
jumping hour.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Okay, but it was six am in New Jersey, which
has come as one hour clear jumping hour.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
He was safe and sound, but I mean he was
probably on his way to work in his nice work clothes. Yeah,
and he had decided, but I keep pumping gas, help somebody,
and he said, go help somebody, and he might have
been late to work. Could have been you know, could
have he could.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Have called on five. I don't know. He could have,
but he didn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, a lot of things to Charles Perry Man, Charles
Perry good job, buddy, That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Amy's got a bunch of cash. Amy.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Picked your player, anybody, you already know the game. We're
not gonna tell the game yet.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
You know the game.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Pick your player, anybody in the studio, Eddie Morgan, Lunchbox,
Are you gonna pick somebody to I'll pick somebody second.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
We'll bet five five ones on it.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I'm gonna tell you I've been with Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I know how don't you think that this is something
he'll know?
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Are you picking lunchbox based on the target. Are you
picking a lunchbox? Yes, okay, I will pick Eddie. Okay,
Eddie leave the room.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Lunchboxes, but first since he was picked first with wow, okay,
we're putting five ones on it. I don't even want
to say the name of the game until Eddie gets
out of the room because I don't want to give
him a chance to look stuff up.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I go out on that balcony, man, get out there,
lunch box.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, buddy, So I'm gonna give you seven.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Is he on the balcony? Take a look.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
He is on the balcony, Man, he's seeing the sun
come up and the city come alive.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
I'm gonna give you seven state nicknames. You give me
the state.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh okay, good, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So number one and Eddie will get the same exact questions. Okay,
the old dominion state, the old dominion, give me Delaware.
Decent guests, same area, but incorrect. It's Virginia, Virginia like that.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Good guess.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
So the Mount Rushmore state. That's one of two out
to one of the two. North Dakota, South Dakota.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Interesting, Go ahead, give me North Dkota.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Okay, I should.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Have known from you.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
You know, I've lost a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
But he loves like amazing race and they never call it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
The Next up, who's your state?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
In the end?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
So I'm control because Eddie's gonna get he's on the board.
He's gonna get the South Dakota. He won't get the
first one, so he's gonna be up two to one
right now.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Next up the Magnolia state.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Magnolia, magnolia. Oh man, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Hmm. Where am I going to go see the magnolias?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
In an answer?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
South Carolina not terribly wrong, and you're wrong, but same
area Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Their flag I believe they have. I believe they have
a magnolia on their flag.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, okay, three more. The Beaver State.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
That's Oregon. Correct, good job. The Land of Enchantment, The
Land of enchantment. What does enchantment mean?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Anybody?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
No, we really can't help you.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
I mean, I have no idea what enchantment means, or
else I'll be able to help. It would help me
out Land of Enchantment. If I'm going to be enchanted,
I'm going to head to Idaho, New Mexico. That's I
thought that was a mess.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
State.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Next up and your final? How mean I got uh to?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I've lost? Yeah, he's gonna get South Dakota. So that's
already three.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
The pall meadow state, Paul Meadow, not Paul Meadow, a
person palmetto, Paul Meadow, Paul.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Where would you go get Paul Meadows? Is that a drink?
Is that a flower? Paul Meadow? Paul Meadows? Give me
pall Meadows up in the palm of your hand. I'm
gonna take a pall meadow in.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
West Virginia, South Carolina. You Jersey did that on all right?
So Amy, he got two out of seven. I'm not
gonna be have five dollars.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
And ones on the line.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Bring on, Eddie, bring him out, Bring him out, Bring
him out, bring him out.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Walking from there he is. I see his head, little
bald head right in here there he is. All right, buddy,
you have no idea the game. I've been out on
the balcony.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
But I am ready to make you money.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Please, whatever it is, you've just taken it from me
for so long, represent represented. The game is the state
nickname game. Okay, I'll give you the nickname of the state.
You give me the state. Okay, you get seven. Here
we go the Old Dominion state.
Speaker 11 (11:07):
Yeah, that is a Old Dominion Virginia or West Virginia.
Old Dominion state is West Virginia. It's Virginia, dang it.
Next up the Mount Rushmore state.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Food Hills.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
I want to say North Dakota, but I think it's
South Dakota. Let's go South Dakota.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Correct. Yes, Next up the Hoosier State, Indiana. Correct.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Three down, four to go. Next up the Magnolia State.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
Magnolia's states have Magnolia's be in the Oh, that's Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Correct.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Next up the Beaver State. I mean the Oregon beavers.
That's what they are. I haven't thought of any other
state that has beavers. So let's go Oregon, Oregon beavers,
the beaver state. But the Oregon's the ducks Orgon state
Oregon state beavers.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Correct? Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
The Land of Enchantment mm hmmmm hmm, to which Lunchbox asked,
what does enchantment mean?
Speaker 11 (12:32):
That's right, the Land of oz enchantments. Why would I
feel like Illinois is the land of enchantment? But why
has Lincoln part of this? Like the Land of Lincoln,
Land of Enchantment? Need an answer, Illinois, New Mexico. And
(12:53):
finally the palmetto state. What is a palmetto that's a
true three or a plant? One of the two? Paull meadow?
Oh oh, is that the tree in the South Carolina
license plates? License plates? They have a little tree and
(13:14):
it looks like a pall meadow. I'm gonna say South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Correct, yes, yes, do.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
You know South Carolina license plate?
Speaker 11 (13:22):
We travel license plates? Man, we tore And if you
think about license plates, they all have those things written
on and he got out with it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
If you think about Cocky the winner five ones, lunchbox
got two, you got five.
Speaker 11 (13:35):
Amy, why did you say he would be the one that.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Would win, like because he likes uh traveling and like
TV like people from different states he watches, you.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Know, like.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I don't know. I just thought you cash, you.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Know, Yeah, come on, hey the man give me the money.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
You give me the money?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Money?
Speaker 12 (14:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
Hey Bobby, today you get paid.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Let's go to for you to fifteen thirtieth of the month.
And because it's annoying, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I messed up. I had to text my wife this
morning and tell her I messed up. So I indulge
me everybody. And also I'm gonna feel like this room's
a safe place.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Okay, yeah it is.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
You're all such a higher I hate having to get gas, period.
Nobody loves it. I hate having to get in the
morning before work.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
A bit unsafe.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Good thing.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'm such a macho, masculine man that I think, you know,
people get intimidated wheny see me get out of the car,
you know, I mean when I have my cardigan on
and my glasses all that.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Yeah, everybody's probably like, we won't mess with that guy. Yeah,
except that's not really the case.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
But I hate having to get gassed early in the
morning because it totally throws off my schedule. I am
so red minute, but I have to stop and get
gas this morning because I had like twenty two miles left.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
You would have made it.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Yeah, that's not the point. That's not the point.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I'm just letting you know you didn't have to stop.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I did have to stop because I don't like it
when it's under half and i'd been letting someone use
my car, and then I had damaged a couple of
wheels and I have the wheel package that replaces the wheel,
so the car has been gone for a while.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Okay. So I go to get gas and I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Kind of hungry. Add some breakfast this morning. It's some
mobile at the house. I'm kind of hungry. I go
in and just do a normal thing.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I get a protein cookie because I'm like, I like cookies,
but I don't want to go full cookie because it's
bad for me. So I get a protein cookie, eat
the whole thing, and like, wow, I'm all cookie monsters
right up stow. And so I didn't want to stop
and get gas. Didn't really want I didn't even like
the protein cookie that much, but it was fine, And
I started to think, Oh, I think there was probably
dairy in that.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
I didn't even check. I don't I don't even check.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't even check stuff like that because I have
my habits built in, like I checked from big meals,
like I know, for the most part, I can't eat dairy,
no breakfast, lunch, dinner. If we're at a restaurant, Eddie's
been with me, I'm like, hey, is there dairy in that?
Speaker 6 (15:59):
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'm diligent and vigilant. Those words are very similar. I
do them both.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Is it chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, okay, yeah, but I didnt even think about it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But at the gas station, I'm just like, grab something, go,
I get it, I eat it.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I don't know. Twenty minutes later, I'm like, oh, you
hear it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Feel it.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's like calling me up from the landline down on
my gut on a rotary dial, like it's just so.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
And I'm like hello, like, hey, we're gonna be seeing
you a couple hours. Hope you hope you guys are there.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I hope you're at home.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm like, oh, that's why I texted my wife, because
what you can do, what's great because I use a
couple of different versions of AI and like Genie's the
best for me to put in like a food and
goes there any uh dairy in this, and so I
type it in this is so boring, but just bear
with me because it's really hard to be lactose intolerant.
(16:56):
And I said, there are any dairy in a Quest Soft
and Chewy protein cookie chocolate chip?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Oh? No?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Do they also use a way for the protein?
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Oh everybody listen up.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes, the Quest Soft and Chewy chocolate chip protein cookie
contains dairy, including milk, drive components such as milk protein isolate,
wave protein isolate, butter cream. Oh cow, there are seven
different versions of milk dairy in this crab.
Speaker 11 (17:22):
They're like, the whole thing is dairy.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, you basically ate dairy. All is a cow.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You sucked the cow's utter. So then I'm like, what
can I do? And they give me options. It's like
I'm calling nine to one one for dairy pump your stomach. Yes,
So I head up Abby, who is the savior of
all things up here. She doesn't get rid of she deserves,
being the utility tool that she is.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
And I said, Abby, any help?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I need enzyme medica lacto complete dairy digestion supplements. And
so she does, and you may have seen her deliver
them in the studio. Oh wow, that's what this is,
the epi pen okay of dairy.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
I hope you sure you're not supposed to take that before.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
You probably, but at this point I'm doing what I
can do.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Yeah, I need you guys to not come look behind
this desk.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Oh no, well did you take the whole bottle?
Speaker 7 (18:19):
No?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I looked at it because I've never taken these. It
says take one as a serving size.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
Oh, I'm telling you my father in law takes like
ten when he eats ice cream, and that's before he
eats the ice cream.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Okay, let me ask this question. Should I no? Can I?
Can I eat? I guess you don't eat pills?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Do you take it swallow?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Can I take the pills after I eat administer?
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Anything after I eat dairy. I messed up and ate
dairy unknowingly.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
He doesn't need to know that far because I tell
it everything.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
This is your genie.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
It needs to know that as I call it. It
needs to know that it was unknowingly.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, because I don't want to judge. You think I'm
an idiot. I like that you say, like I messed up?
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Yes, I know, But isn't that like about on the
environment extra words.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I'm worried about my personal environment in my gut right now. Yes,
you can take light taste enzyme pills after eating dairy.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
But here's what you need to know.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Best case scenario, they work best have taken right before
or with the first bite of dairy. But if you've
forgotten realized after you ate the dairy, taking the pill
can still help a little bit, especially if your body
is still digesting the food.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Don't take hours later or the next day. It won't help.
Let me know what you can what you ate?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Okay, that cookie I mentioned earlier, Okay, And it's response, well,
it's thinking a long time.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Weird that it wants to know what you ate, Like
I would just leave it there, like right, like, No,
it wants to keep it wants to know more about you.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, the conversation going, Yes, the quest often cheway chocolate.
Your protein cookie contains dairy. If you already consume that
as soon as possible, it will reduce the symptoms. Good luck,
good luck?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
What the crap?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I hope you don't die.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
It's like it's my final rights.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Anyway, that's what happened this morning. Yeah, I had to
get gas terrible in the morning. I don't getting gas
is fine when it's daytime. I don't feel like I
want to get jumped because I'm a little whimp. And secondly,
I had a Habit just went and got like a
protein cookie people.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
Dump in the morning and gas stations.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
But yeah, when it's suck in the dark, good's morning, three, four,
four thirty. All those jumping hours, Yeah, those aren't jumping hours.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
The big takeaway here is you're still in my pocket.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
That's how it's unsettled.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
I've been go ahead, Well you need now you know
you need to start reading labels, like not only when
you're at a restaurant. Like you said you're diligent at
a restaurant, you need to be diligent at the gas.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
I will not read a label. I would pop it
into my buddy here and okay, well however.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You want to do it. Yeah, your your version of
reading labels will be genie.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
And then next time, hey, just get gassed and just
go on your way.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Dope.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
You don't have to buy anything.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
At the store.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
I do. I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Growing up poor, I go into a gas station and
I think I can have anything in here. I still
think that as an adult, and I'm not even kidding,
I will walk into a gas station, go I could
buy anything in here, and it still feels exciting to me.
Speaker 11 (21:15):
I mean, I get that because when you're a kid,
you can't buy anything in there.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
One as a kid, couldn't have couldn't buy anything I
have any money. As an adult, you couldn't buy the
expensive stuffcause you didn't have enough money for the rest
of the week. So I thought about getting pork Rimes
this morning too, and honestly, that would have been a better.
Speaker 11 (21:30):
Buy because it doesn't have Who would have known pork
crimes would have been better for me than a protein cookie.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Anyway, that's my morning.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Everybody. Hope everybody's good.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, I know, trust me, it's gonna be a long one,
and we'll stay away from your desk. It's gonna be
a long one.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
Her name is Zora. She just graduated from Irvine Valley College.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
But here's the thing. She's only ten years old.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
She got her associate's degree in mathematics, and she became
the youngest graduate of that school, beating two other people.
You know those two other people.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Were hmmm, yeah, because I teased it her sibling. That
is awesome.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Her siblings they graduated when they were both eleven years old.
And now Zora was like, I'm ten, I'm going to
beat your record. And they're all in college. The oldest
son he's about to graduate, the other ones in college.
And Zora, she says, she's about to start at UC Irvine.
This month's wild a mathematician at sixteen. That's crazy, Morgan.
(22:36):
Did you graduate early?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
From college? Really?
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I did college in three years.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
So how old were you?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Well, that would me she's twenty two. Normally she's probably
twenty or twenty one.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
I would assume, yeah, Oh, I's not that impressive she
did you didn't even graduate?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh that's true?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Second of all, she didn't bring it up.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I I lially just said, did you graduate on twenty one?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Is not impressive. That's when I would didn't try to
impress anybody. I literally just.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Said, Morgan, didn't you graduate early?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
And you took a shot at her. Well, I'm just saying, like, oh, wow,
she graduated one Like what that's not And then she
said you didn't even graduate?
Speaker 7 (23:13):
And now when you when you're twenty one, why would
you want to graduate college early?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I mean that's the prime party years.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
You not want to save money and not continue to
go to college.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
How much did you pay for college?
Speaker 12 (23:24):
A decent amount of money?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You pay for it.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Yeah, I got a lot of scholarships because I was smart.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Don't let them trap you, Morgan. He's luring you into
a place to forge scholarship. Let them pay for you
to party for another year.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I wanted to graduate early because I was paying for
school and I was going to work.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I had to work, and so might as well go
to work and not have to do school.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
Well, it took me six years of graduate college. So yeah,
and that's just a bachelor's degree.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Morgan, don't follow his old tricks.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I was literally just asking this kid's eleven years old
graduating high school, going, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Morgan was twenty one, normal college graduate, but she didn't.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Bring it up, and he's right, had to go have
something to brag about. I literally was just asking a question.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Right, that's just normal, Colla Jaso, Right, like we we
understand that getting a.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Bachelor's in three years, I would say is abnormal. Ah no, not.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Now because like usually a lot of people start, not
a lot some do.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
I did.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I got your classes.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
I'm not doing it now. I'm getting trapped. You guys,
it's tell me something good.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Who's the kid?
Speaker 14 (24:22):
Her name is Zora Ellen, Zora. You deserve the lies. Yes,
it's about her, thank you, That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Okay, so you may
remember this, Poys maul I.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Was just wondering if we could get Amy's mourning.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Corny like she used to do when she was yelling
the morning corny.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You haven't heard that.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
In a really long time, and it always made me
laugh so hard.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
So I would just like to request one of Amy's
screaming morning morning corny.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So, Amy yells and joke was an old way we
used to do this segment and Raymundo would sing the
theme song.
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Amy yells a joke, Amy yells a joke. Amy has
a joke to yell to you.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah you're up?
Speaker 8 (25:10):
Okay, Yeah, back away a little bit though, Okay, yeah
a minute.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You don't want to like slain down pulls the mic away.
There's a reason and so it doesn't like overmodulate, So
don't yell right into the mic.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Okay, should we hit the intro again?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Nah? Kind of kills the vibe though, if you took
this long the rest of the week, we got.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
To go right after that last guitar.
Speaker 15 (25:28):
Okay, go ahead, Amy yells a joke, Amy yells a joke,
Amy has a joke to yell to you.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Why do you call a group of musical Wales?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
What do you call a group of musical Whales and
chest Or Kid.
Speaker 15 (25:48):
Amy yells a joke. Amy yells a joke. Amy has
a joke to yell to you.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
I would encourage you to yell like you're singing like
Axel Rose.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
I don't know, I've never done that before.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I say, you'll blow your voice out doing it your
way where you're just like.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I'm not a professional scream o.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, how do.
Speaker 13 (26:13):
I do that?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Hold on? Did you just have a stroke?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
What do you call?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
No, they'll try to be better at it tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Thank you. By the way, I need to ring the bell.
We are now what we're we want to.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Put not a thousand followers on YouTube are YouTube page
Bobby Bone Show YouTube page. We're at a three hundred
and six thousand followers. Every time we get a thousand,
we ring the bell. So thank you very much for
following us over there on YouTube. You can watch musical
segments that we can't put on the podcast over there,
and you can watch Amy yell the joke today. Let's
put that up today on the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
All right, let's do co Wetzel high Road.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Let's do Costal high Road.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Baby God, looks like it hurts do that? Amy, Like
a girl, what did you just say?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I don't know what you just said? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
We got that's a little better.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, the whole show, no crazy story. Morgan's parents have
storage unit. That storage unit was broken into, some one
robbed it, yep, and then they started selling the crap online.
Whoa they started seeing all their stuff oh online being sold.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
So what happened?
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Yeah, So we have the storage unit.
Speaker 13 (27:29):
It has just a bunch of old furniture and stuff
in it, and there was a string of break ins
at it and my parents' storage and it was one
of them. So they're like, well, crap, we're never gonna
get that stuff back. But my sister was on marketplace
and it like pops up. She's like, hey, that's my
hell okny toaster and then starts just seeing all of
(27:49):
these items that were in our storage unit. And so
they sent it to the police officers and they're like,
this is your guys of stuff. They're like, yeah, they
set up a sting operation to like buy one of
the items on the toaster please.
Speaker 14 (28:03):
And it wasn't.
Speaker 12 (28:04):
Yeah, they met with them.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
It was like a guitar or something.
Speaker 13 (28:06):
That they went to buy and they met up to
do the Facebook marketplace sell and cuff them, cufft them
on the spot.
Speaker 11 (28:14):
Wow, but what if they were, like, what if they
bought it from the original people?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
And I think an explanation would be and they would
show the fact. But that wasn't the case.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
No, it was ours, Like.
Speaker 12 (28:26):
We knew this stuff was ours. It was very identified
of our things.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Did you get it all back?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Not all of it?
Speaker 12 (28:31):
The Hello Kitty toaster is long?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Taylor was very.
Speaker 12 (28:36):
Upset about that.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh man, but that sucks. They got rob you got robbed,
who get broken into it?
Speaker 13 (28:41):
It was just it was crazy that they immediately turned
around within twenty four or thirty six hours and started
selling all of it on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, I would think somebody's burglarising a unit is not
doing long term investment. They can get But also they're
making themselves super vulnerable by selling it and then meeting. Yeah,
because they're selling in the same region, and like, you
gotta at least go like a county stay over or something.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
I don't know, but you have a guitar.
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Yeah, it was back when I wanted to be an artist.
Speaker 13 (29:08):
I had an electric guitary boy wanted to be a singer.
Speaker 12 (29:16):
I took guitar lessons.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
He did.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Can you still play?
Speaker 12 (29:19):
Oh no, no, I never. I never did very well.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
I'd have been awesome with that guitar. Would have stole.
Speaker 12 (29:25):
That would have been my moment. I could have been
a rock star.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Lunchbox had somebody still some other from his house too?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Oh no, yeah, someone stole my kid's soccer ball.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I don't know what's wrong with society.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Nearest as bad.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What is wrong with society?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
My kids loved in the front yard, Yes, they loved
in the front yard, but it's still in the front yard,
and it's a little kids soccer ball, so it's smaller
than an adult soccer ball. And wake up the next
morning soccer ball's gone. Someone took the soccer ball. So
whoever's out there and thinks, oh, you know, I stole
a kids soccer ball.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I don't know how you live with yourself. You suck
and I hate you.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Upset about this though, then when Morgan was telling her story.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, who cares storage and stuff they're never going to
use again.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
That's not sure.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
The stuff that's in storage, I've always have been storage
right now for a reason that we're taking out like
three months to put inside of a place.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Morgan, how long has your stuff been in there.
Speaker 13 (30:11):
It's been there for a while, but we sell it
like we do grudgs shells every couple of years and.
Speaker 12 (30:14):
We just keeping next up.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
So your soccer ball is bigger story than her family's
storage unit getting broken into.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
It's something that my kids used. My kids use every day,
and some jerk in the neighborhood.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
Decided you can go buy for like twenty dollars.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Out of far less, not even a regulation size ball.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Wait what the animal came and just like nudged it.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
A little that No way, some jerk platypus, there's a
soccer ball and steal that from my kids. And they're
gonna go home and give it to their kids like
they got them a ball. You stole it from my yard.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
We're sorry that happened that.
Speaker 11 (30:43):
I'm Morgan.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Sorry, Hey guys, Hello, let's hello kitty toast a recipe.
Speaker 13 (30:48):
Hey, that Hello Kity costs more than supper ball.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
That's wake up, Wake up the mall.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
And radio and the Dodgors his lunchbox. Morgant too to
steve red at trying to put you through this bog
he's running this week's next minit the Bobby's on the box,
So you knowing this.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
The Bobby Ball organ Is your new boyfriend met your
parents yet?
Speaker 13 (31:24):
Yeah, my family's been in town all week, and yeah,
you finally.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
Got to meet him.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
That's why I asked. I knew they were here. I
don't know if you kept him from him.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Did you make a big to do about we're going
to do an official everybody meet or was it just
an organic thing where we're going to be here, he's.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Going to be here.
Speaker 13 (31:39):
Yeah, it was just really organic, and we all went
to dinner. Their first night that they got into was
super casual. And he's been hanging out with us all
week for all the.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Festivities, staying at your house.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, while they're there staying he's staying at your house
while your parents are staying at your house.
Speaker 11 (31:54):
Yeah, we're.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
In the attic he's stay.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
My mind is, Wow, we're all adults, and you're.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
An adults in my thirties.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I know that you guys just started dating four or
five months ago, not even and it's also your parents
are staying at the house.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
So a little bit I got a little mild shock there.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Yeah, I don't think it's so much. It's not to clarify,
it's not judgment.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's just shock.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Wow you could do.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, it's not a judgment.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
It's not because I don't think any of us are
judging her at all for it. We're just more like, wow,
I mean both of my parents have since passed, but
that would never happen not I mean.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
My six months. How long have you guys been dating?
Three three? Yeah, I'm saying six months or less six months.
I think there's a point too.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
He probably no judgment and also good for you because
you know who you are.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
You know who you are with your parents. I love
it for me. Why don't even have parents.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
So it's a hard to mead even say this, But
what I'm saying is, I think in the first meeting,
in that whatever that time exchange is, in the events
of the first meeting, he wouldn't have been staying in
the house. He the first meeting with the parents would
have been Okay, we're gonna have dinner, we're gonna hang out.
Then they come back to second time, he's just staying.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
In the house. It's like a slow walk, but you
know who you are, and I sell it.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
This is a bomb.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
I sell it, right, But like how do you tell
Like how does that go?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I don't know how that would go? Like do your
parents say do you just say he's staying.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Or does he just go to bed.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
And it's like all right, good night everybody, And he
just takes a shirt off and walks in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
That's crazy, like.
Speaker 12 (33:36):
Tank his shirt off in front of him. But yeah,
I mean, it's my house.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
They're staying at my house, so you know they're not
gonna be like, no, you can't do what you want
in your house.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Never thought that the relationship you have with your parents
is also awesome.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Yeah, but I mean is there a I guess is
there a conversation or it just happens.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
So did you tell them he would be staying at
the house.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Too, or like in advance?
Speaker 13 (33:57):
I was like, yeah, he stays at the house quite
a bit. So it's also been super helpful because it's
just such a busy week. He's super helpful with everything.
So like I'm like I kind of need him in here.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
What question what in the morning, Like does he without
a shirt on?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Or is he like had to get all dressed.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Before he comes there.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
He got the little thing, he puts it up the
doorway and he's doing pull up.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Crazy Morgan is coming to work and then he's waking up.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
With your parents.
Speaker 13 (34:23):
So how does yes, Yeah, yeah, because he doesn't go
in as early as we do. Okay, he doesn't makes
his coffee and so he's white children and your parents
are there a whitey tidy party.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
In question, the first time they met him, did he
stay at your house that night you go? The first
time he meets them? Did he stay also stay?
Speaker 12 (34:45):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Did he feel weird about that?
Speaker 6 (34:48):
I would have felt weird?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
So weird?
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yeah, Like he did.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
Ask he was like are you? Like, are you sure
you want me to say? Like, is this okay?
Speaker 5 (34:54):
And I was like, yeah, Bobby's married when they go visit.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
Guys, I'm the last of four daughters. They really just.
Speaker 11 (35:04):
I did that.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I mean, yes, all I understand every part of it.
It still is a little weird, but good for you,
Good for you.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
I guess I didn't even realize it's like a weird
thing until you guys just responded like that.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I didn't even think anything.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
How we grow up so differently?
Speaker 7 (35:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh yeah, I had no rules. But also I had
no girls. Definitely.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
You know, it was that I grew up so different.
I just was different, like I ah, okay, so he
just stayed at the house. I know.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Morgan's like, guys, I'm thirty.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I'm like, I could be fifty relationships.
Speaker 12 (35:43):
Yeah, it's going so awesome.
Speaker 13 (35:44):
He's a great I have not There's not a single
person that's met him, of my friends or family that
has disliked him.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
They all love him.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
If you did a background.
Speaker 13 (35:52):
Check, oh yeah, it was like one of the first
things I did. I did, like first time I met him,
I was like, who are you?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:57):
No, like official background check.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I did like a deep dive.
Speaker 13 (36:01):
And I had my friends who are very FBI investigators, going.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
To really, we're rooting for you, not let her. Do
you think she has friends?
Speaker 16 (36:10):
It's a joke because like women are FBI investigator and
some some of your girlfriends just are better at it
than others, and they will go deep dive on anything
that you need because they're just good.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
What do they call? Did you think she has a
literal FBI?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
I literally I'm shocked that you sit there and google
someone like I am shocked by this what year?
Speaker 6 (36:32):
This is the oppostion here.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
No, I am actually shocked by this, Like whatever happened
to just like get to know the person? And why
do you get to go dig through stuff on the internet?
Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, I am a paper
boy TV. Sorry, guys, I just thought maybe you could
just go out with him and get to know him
instead of having to dig through like Facebook and Instagram and.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Go look at all his posts.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
And I literally meant, did you do a real background check?
It's really more like.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
The legal side.
Speaker 12 (36:58):
It's not like you're going to find not.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
All the info you have. You have a history of
dating dudes that have been in trouble.
Speaker 16 (37:04):
That's kind of important, said Mugshots.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I needed that to be recognized officially by the room.
Speaker 12 (37:14):
I feel like that would be yes, like.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
There's been there's a lot of distrust that has happened,
so why not get ahead of it and just see
if they.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Have a record or again, we are rooting for you.
What's the age separation?
Speaker 12 (37:28):
We are three years apart.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
He's older than me, so close enough to not matter.
Speaker 11 (37:31):
Yeah, I know you saw him at the stadium. Got
my eyes on him. Yeah, good looking dude.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Well I saw pictures of him. Oh I haven't seen that.
She's launched it.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
Oh really, there's like side profiles.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Oh you haven't shown full face, not full face. I've
seen his full face because somebody else tagged his full
face that you were in it.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
I think, well, he's posted got it and I saw it.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it. Oh you haven't seen?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:53):
Good like good looking dude. And he was blowing kisses
and I thought it was blood is the man like, yeah, dude,
back at you and.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
My boyfriend cool and he's like, oh listener really likes me.
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Wait a minute, you can talk to people through the
computer in another state.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
I mean there are people that don't want to Google
and find out information and they want to rare, Like
I know it's rare.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
You're forty and below, even fifty and below. You need
a Google search and see what if you have persons,
any priors?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, because it's an available tool.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
So why would you not see what, safety reasons just anything?
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Oh yeah, and then you check it and you check
like everything.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Yeah, like because I I just found out that my
boyfriend did that to me, and I was shocked because
he's fifty two, So I thought, like to your point, Bobby,
like the age thing, I just thought the older they are,
the less they likely they were to do that.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
And he's like the newspaper, check.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Out the library.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
You need a total deep dive. And I didn't find
that out untill kind of recently.
Speaker 11 (38:48):
Do that to him.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, okod luck, thank you, Bobby bone show bonehead.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
This story comes us from England.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
A man was upset with bad service at a restaurant,
so he waits till it closes.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I'm gonna go get revenge.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
And he comes up, pour some gasoline by the front
door and lights it and uh, he spilled some gasoline himself,
so he caught himself from fire.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Hey, this is like a double bonehead who gets bad
service and wants quote revenge, yeah, and then by fire
and then secondly to actually go burn a place down
and then to burn yourself up.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Like that's yeah, that's bonehead.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Okay, I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Voice smails Just a sadie from South Dakota.
Speaker 17 (39:40):
Just listening to the podcast. And Edie, Eddy Eddy, Eddie,
you better let your kids play in the band. My
husband was a du want athlete, played in the band.
He even played in like a small side jazz band
while he was in college. Being that dan one athlete
set your kid up to be like the ultimate ladies man.
(40:02):
Come on man.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And he was talking about his son and maybe he
didn't want to play in the band, the marching band.
Speaker 11 (40:07):
Yeah, because he's an athlete, like he's been.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
But you're the one that has dedicated him to the
term athlete.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
He's probably just playing sports.
Speaker 11 (40:15):
He's played sports his whole life, Okay, never showed interest
in anything else other than sports. And now all of
a sudden he's going to middle school and he wants
to join the band.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
But do you know why showing interest because there are
other people around him that have interests that maybe those
same people didn't have interests earlier.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
He wasn't exposed to it.
Speaker 11 (40:33):
Yeah, I don't know. It just struck me the wrong
way a little bit. But now that I'm hearing people talk,
Lunchbox talked about some guy in his high school who
was like the star quarterback and then he would go
put on halftime, he would go join the marching band.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Like, I guess that could work, but that only works
that way. It doesn't work for you if he just
wants to be in the band and not play ball.
Speaker 11 (40:52):
If he quit sports and no, no, that's not happening.
Speaker 6 (40:54):
Okay, no, give me the next one here.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
I'm gonna leave a.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Cab eddie on this child wanting.
Speaker 17 (41:05):
To play in the band.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I think you have already decided, Eddie, what you want
your child to be. You need to be there to support.
Speaker 17 (41:15):
Your child and whatever it is that they want to do.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
Let's show thoughts. I think it's more of the money
and the time we've put into these sports.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
All equal money though for now on moving forward, equal
money band, equal money sports, and he only picks band,
but it's a little less than That's like, that's.
Speaker 11 (41:34):
Like your your You put all your money on this
Navidia and it just crashes like foe.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
But it could also crash in sports, I know.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
But we put a lot of time and effort and
money into basketball and if you just quit it for
ban all of a sudden and then band like come.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
That's what I'm saying, is it about it being banned?
Because what if he quits basketball to be it?
Speaker 6 (41:52):
T M m A.
Speaker 11 (41:54):
That's that's better fighting, MMA, fight. That'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
So it's about that's about band specifically, and irony is
you're a musician.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
All right, And I didn't play band though you didn't
play band.
Speaker 11 (42:07):
I didn't in the band. I wasn't in the band
at all. My brother was how did that go for him?
He was kind of a little nerdy.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
See, but it's okay to be nerdy.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Nerds end up being bosses of everybody, not all the
band guys, though, there's.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Such a hater a hater.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
All right, that's it. We're down with the show. Thank
you guys for listening. Hey, check out the podcast today.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
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Speaker 1 (42:27):
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I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday
Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's the Anonymous sin by Anonymous Sinbar.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Here's a question to be.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hello, Bobby Bones. We have a swimming pool in our backyard.
Now that it's summer, my son's friends are over at
the house constantly. They hang out in the backyard and
have the poll a lot. I'm often in the backyard
with them, one because I don't like them being in
the pool with no supervision, and two I like sitting
by the pool. Usually when I'm by the pool, I
wear a bikini. It's not a particularly sexy cut, but
(00:54):
it does show my stomach and thighs. I admit I
have noticed a couple of boys checking me out. Thirteen
fourteen years old. Yesterday and my sister was over at
the house with her kids and they were playing in
the pool. My sister said, do you always wear a
bikini in front of the teenagers? When I said yes,
she remarked that it was inappropriate. I've been wondering if
I'm in the wrong signed bikini wearing mom and mean,
(01:18):
I'm gonna come to you.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I don't know. It's a little confused.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
All the time, because I've never heard of anybody being
shamed for wearing a bikini in front of kids. Like
I'm a mom, I were a bikini. I have one
pieces too, Uh, is it wrong?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I did.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I didn't know that other moms thought that wasn't the
thing or other people a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And I don't think she noticed anything until she noticed
a kid probably checking her out. Yeah, and then her
sister saying you, those combined have made her feel insecure
about the situation.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, what would you say to her?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I imagine feeling insecure after people say something. I would say,
if it's an okay, modest bikini, like I'm not gonna
wear like a thong bikini in front of kids or
like a string I don't mean have one of those,
to be honest, but you know, like there's like a
why do you.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Feel so uncomfortable right now?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I don't know, but I mean I have bikinis and
I were in front of kids, but there I guess
what you would call modest.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Bikinis, And so what would you say to the mom?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'd say, it's okay, keep wearing it.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
That is not like, I don't know, what are you
supposed to do put on a long skirt.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That could have been an answer of yours. I agree
with you, h your house. Yeah, uh, if you were
to wear a one piece, a kid's still going to
fourteen year old boy is still going to be looking right.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
A one piece can still Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
If you were, if you were a pumpkinhead and a
one piece, a fourteen year old boy still gonna be
looking true. So, yeah, you know the line, you're you're
an intelligent woman. You know the line of wearing a
thong bikini and no top versus a reck a bikini
who gives a grab at your house, at your pull.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
So I'm with them on on this.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I think she's probably making a fair judgment, a good judgment,
without even knowing it to judgment. That's how normal it is.
Amy didn't even know this would be a question. Are
you not questioning you?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Well, no, I'm wondering if people have judged me and
not said anything like, oh, she's wearing a bikini. But
I often wear like little fins, I like little cover
up skirt thingies that kind of match the swimsuit.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yeah, that doesn't make it any more right or wrong
because you do that.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah, true, But I mean that's just for my own
Like I would wear that around a bunch of adults
like much less of fish fourteen year old kids.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I would say that would be the opposite. Oh really well,
I would say the adults, you can wear whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I know, but I just am more self like. I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
That's my thing, is less conscious around kids. Yeah, got it?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, I just I didn't expect regardless be you.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
You're not doing anything wrong. It's your pool.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, it's you.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Don't live your life. But don't get a thong.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, a little asterisk and then if you go to
the bottom of the face it said near that asterisk.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
But don't let it right because if you say it's
your yeah, then got it all right?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Close it up.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's time for the good news. It's six am in
New Jersey.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Charles Perry's at the gas pump pumping some gas when
all of a sudden he sees a car speed and
lose control, boom, hit a sign and catches on fire.
He's like, I gotta do something. He quits pumping gas.
He runs, reaches in the window, is trying to get
the person out. Can't get that seat belt undone, finally
(04:45):
gets a seat belt.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Unbuckled, grabs the dude out of the car, and.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Car explode just in time, just in time.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It happened like that, But no, he said, he said,
admire something, he like saving a lie.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
He pulled the driver from the vehicle moments before his
fully in golfed moments what before his fully in gold
got it.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
So yeah, I mean that tells me it was seconds
away from Yeah, yeah, he was in there going No.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's fantastic. It's a great story. At a hero. He
knows it, saw it, did it? I mean six am?
Like you say, that's what Jumping hours No, no, no, no,
no no, jumping hours end at four fifty nine am.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, don't get it twisted. Yeah yeah yeah,
if you missed it, it's the whole thing because I
almost got jumped. And once it hits five am, no
(05:36):
more jumping aloud, okay at gas stations, I feel yeah
more fifty nine is the last minute you could possibly
get jump to the gas station. Five am hits it's
like a vampire and when the sun comes up, oh
we gotta go back. And yeah, so no that wasn't
jumping hour.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Okay, but it was six am in New Jersey, which
has come as one hour clear jumping hour.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
He was safe and sound, but I mean he was
probably on his way to work in his nice work clothes. Yeah,
and he had decided, but I keep pumping gas, help somebody,
and he said, go help somebody, and he might have
been late to work. Could have been you know, could
have he could.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Have called on five. I don't know. He could have,
but he didn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, a lot of things to Charles Perry Man, Charles
Perry good job, buddy, That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Amy's got a bunch of cash. Amy.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Picked your player, anybody, you already know the game. We're
not gonna tell the game yet.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
You know the game.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Pick your player, anybody in the studio, Eddie Morgan, Lunchbox,
Are you gonna pick somebody to I'll pick somebody second.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
We'll bet five five ones on it.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I'm gonna tell you I've been with Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I know how don't you think that this is something
he'll know?
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Are you picking lunchbox based on the target. Are you
picking a lunchbox? Yes, okay, I will pick Eddie. Okay,
Eddie leave the room.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Lunchboxes, but first since he was picked first with wow, okay,
we're putting five ones on it. I don't even want
to say the name of the game until Eddie gets
out of the room because I don't want to give
him a chance to look stuff up.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I go out on that balcony, man, get out there,
lunch box.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, buddy, So I'm gonna give you seven.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Is he on the balcony? Take a look.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
He is on the balcony, Man, he's seeing the sun
come up and the city come alive.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
I'm gonna give you seven state nicknames. You give me
the state.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh okay, good, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So number one and Eddie will get the same exact questions. Okay,
the old dominion state, the old dominion, give me Delaware.
Decent guests, same area, but incorrect. It's Virginia, Virginia like that.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Good guess.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
So the Mount Rushmore state. That's one of two out
to one of the two. North Dakota, South Dakota.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Interesting, Go ahead, give me North Dkota.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Okay, I should.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Have known from you.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
You know, I've lost a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
But he loves like amazing race and they never call it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
The Next up, who's your state?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
In the end?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
So I'm control because Eddie's gonna get he's on the board.
He's gonna get the South Dakota. He won't get the
first one, so he's gonna be up two to one
right now.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Next up the Magnolia state.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Magnolia, magnolia. Oh man, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Hmm. Where am I going to go see the magnolias?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
In an answer?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
South Carolina not terribly wrong, and you're wrong, but same
area Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Their flag I believe they have. I believe they have
a magnolia on their flag.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, okay, three more. The Beaver State.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
That's Oregon. Correct, good job. The Land of Enchantment, The
Land of enchantment. What does enchantment mean?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Anybody?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
No, we really can't help you.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
I mean, I have no idea what enchantment means, or
else I'll be able to help. It would help me
out Land of Enchantment. If I'm going to be enchanted,
I'm going to head to Idaho, New Mexico. That's I
thought that was a mess.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
State.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Next up and your final? How mean I got uh to?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I've lost? Yeah, he's gonna get South Dakota. So that's
already three.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
The pall meadow state, Paul Meadow, not Paul Meadow, a
person palmetto, Paul Meadow, Paul.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Where would you go get Paul Meadows? Is that a drink?
Is that a flower? Paul Meadow? Paul Meadows? Give me
pall Meadows up in the palm of your hand. I'm
gonna take a pall meadow in.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
West Virginia, South Carolina. You Jersey did that on all right?
So Amy, he got two out of seven. I'm not
gonna be have five dollars.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
And ones on the line.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Bring on, Eddie, bring him out, Bring him out, Bring
him out, bring him out.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Walking from there he is. I see his head, little
bald head right in here there he is. All right, buddy,
you have no idea the game. I've been out on
the balcony.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
But I am ready to make you money.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Please, whatever it is, you've just taken it from me
for so long, represent represented. The game is the state
nickname game. Okay, I'll give you the nickname of the state.
You give me the state. Okay, you get seven. Here
we go the Old Dominion state.
Speaker 11 (11:07):
Yeah, that is a Old Dominion Virginia or West Virginia.
Old Dominion state is West Virginia. It's Virginia, dang it.
Next up the Mount Rushmore state.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Food Hills.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
I want to say North Dakota, but I think it's
South Dakota. Let's go South Dakota.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Correct. Yes, Next up the Hoosier State, Indiana. Correct.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Three down, four to go. Next up the Magnolia State.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
Magnolia's states have Magnolia's be in the Oh, that's Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Correct.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Next up the Beaver State. I mean the Oregon beavers.
That's what they are. I haven't thought of any other
state that has beavers. So let's go Oregon, Oregon beavers,
the beaver state. But the Oregon's the ducks Orgon state
Oregon state beavers.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Correct? Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
The Land of Enchantment mm hmmmm hmm, to which Lunchbox asked,
what does enchantment mean?
Speaker 11 (12:32):
That's right, the Land of oz enchantments. Why would I
feel like Illinois is the land of enchantment? But why
has Lincoln part of this? Like the Land of Lincoln,
Land of Enchantment? Need an answer, Illinois, New Mexico. And
(12:53):
finally the palmetto state. What is a palmetto that's a
true three or a plant? One of the two? Paull meadow?
Oh oh, is that the tree in the South Carolina
license plates? License plates? They have a little tree and
(13:14):
it looks like a pall meadow. I'm gonna say South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Correct, yes, yes, do.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
You know South Carolina license plate?
Speaker 11 (13:22):
We travel license plates? Man, we tore And if you
think about license plates, they all have those things written
on and he got out with it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
If you think about Cocky the winner five ones, lunchbox
got two, you got five.
Speaker 11 (13:35):
Amy, why did you say he would be the one that.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Would win, like because he likes uh traveling and like
TV like people from different states he watches, you.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Know, like.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I don't know. I just thought you cash, you.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Know, Yeah, come on, hey the man give me the money.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
You give me the money?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Money?
Speaker 12 (14:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
Hey Bobby, today you get paid.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Let's go to for you to fifteen thirtieth of the month.
And because it's annoying, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I messed up. I had to text my wife this
morning and tell her I messed up. So I indulge
me everybody. And also I'm gonna feel like this room's
a safe place.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Okay, yeah it is.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
You're all such a higher I hate having to get gas, period.
Nobody loves it. I hate having to get in the
morning before work.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
A bit unsafe.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Good thing.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'm such a macho, masculine man that I think, you know,
people get intimidated wheny see me get out of the car,
you know, I mean when I have my cardigan on
and my glasses all that.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Yeah, everybody's probably like, we won't mess with that guy. Yeah,
except that's not really the case.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
But I hate having to get gassed early in the
morning because it totally throws off my schedule. I am
so red minute, but I have to stop and get
gas this morning because I had like twenty two miles left.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
You would have made it.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Yeah, that's not the point. That's not the point.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I'm just letting you know you didn't have to stop.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I did have to stop because I don't like it
when it's under half and i'd been letting someone use
my car, and then I had damaged a couple of
wheels and I have the wheel package that replaces the wheel,
so the car has been gone for a while.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Okay. So I go to get gas and I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Kind of hungry. Add some breakfast this morning. It's some
mobile at the house. I'm kind of hungry. I go
in and just do a normal thing.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I get a protein cookie because I'm like, I like cookies,
but I don't want to go full cookie because it's
bad for me. So I get a protein cookie, eat
the whole thing, and like, wow, I'm all cookie monsters
right up stow. And so I didn't want to stop
and get gas. Didn't really want I didn't even like
the protein cookie that much, but it was fine, And
I started to think, Oh, I think there was probably
dairy in that.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
I didn't even check. I don't I don't even check.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't even check stuff like that because I have
my habits built in, like I checked from big meals,
like I know, for the most part, I can't eat dairy,
no breakfast, lunch, dinner. If we're at a restaurant, Eddie's
been with me, I'm like, hey, is there dairy in that?
Speaker 6 (15:59):
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'm diligent and vigilant. Those words are very similar. I
do them both.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Is it chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, okay, yeah, but I didnt even think about it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But at the gas station, I'm just like, grab something, go,
I get it, I eat it.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I don't know. Twenty minutes later, I'm like, oh, you
hear it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Feel it.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's like calling me up from the landline down on
my gut on a rotary dial, like it's just so.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
And I'm like hello, like, hey, we're gonna be seeing
you a couple hours. Hope you hope you guys are there.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I hope you're at home.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm like, oh, that's why I texted my wife, because
what you can do, what's great because I use a
couple of different versions of AI and like Genie's the
best for me to put in like a food and
goes there any uh dairy in this, and so I
type it in this is so boring, but just bear
with me because it's really hard to be lactose intolerant.
(16:56):
And I said, there are any dairy in a Quest Soft
and Chewy protein cookie chocolate chip?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Oh? No?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Do they also use a way for the protein?
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Oh everybody listen up.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes, the Quest Soft and Chewy chocolate chip protein cookie
contains dairy, including milk, drive components such as milk protein isolate,
wave protein isolate, butter cream. Oh cow, there are seven
different versions of milk dairy in this crab.
Speaker 11 (17:22):
They're like, the whole thing is dairy.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, you basically ate dairy. All is a cow.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
You sucked the cow's utter. So then I'm like, what
can I do? And they give me options. It's like
I'm calling nine to one one for dairy pump your stomach. Yes,
So I head up Abby, who is the savior of
all things up here. She doesn't get rid of she deserves,
being the utility tool that she is.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
And I said, Abby, any help?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I need enzyme medica lacto complete dairy digestion supplements. And
so she does, and you may have seen her deliver
them in the studio. Oh wow, that's what this is,
the epi pen okay of dairy.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
I hope you sure you're not supposed to take that before.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
You probably, but at this point I'm doing what I
can do.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Yeah, I need you guys to not come look behind
this desk.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Oh no, well did you take the whole bottle?
Speaker 7 (18:19):
No?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I looked at it because I've never taken these. It
says take one as a serving size.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
Oh, I'm telling you my father in law takes like
ten when he eats ice cream, and that's before he
eats the ice cream.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Okay, let me ask this question. Should I no? Can I?
Can I eat? I guess you don't eat pills?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Do you take it swallow?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Can I take the pills after I eat administer?
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Anything after I eat dairy. I messed up and ate
dairy unknowingly.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
He doesn't need to know that far because I tell
it everything.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
This is your genie.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
It needs to know that as I call it. It
needs to know that it was unknowingly.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, because I don't want to judge. You think I'm
an idiot. I like that you say, like I messed up?
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Yes, I know, But isn't that like about on the
environment extra words.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I'm worried about my personal environment in my gut right now. Yes,
you can take light taste enzyme pills after eating dairy.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
But here's what you need to know.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Best case scenario, they work best have taken right before
or with the first bite of dairy. But if you've
forgotten realized after you ate the dairy, taking the pill
can still help a little bit, especially if your body
is still digesting the food.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Don't take hours later or the next day. It won't help.
Let me know what you can what you ate?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Okay, that cookie I mentioned earlier, Okay, And it's response, well,
it's thinking a long time.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Weird that it wants to know what you ate, Like
I would just leave it there, like right, like, No,
it wants to keep it wants to know more about you.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, the conversation going, Yes, the quest often cheway chocolate.
Your protein cookie contains dairy. If you already consume that
as soon as possible, it will reduce the symptoms. Good luck,
good luck?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
What the crap?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I hope you don't die.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
It's like it's my final rights.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Anyway, that's what happened this morning. Yeah, I had to
get gas terrible in the morning. I don't getting gas
is fine when it's daytime. I don't feel like I
want to get jumped because I'm a little whimp. And secondly,
I had a Habit just went and got like a
protein cookie people.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
Dump in the morning and gas stations.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
But yeah, when it's suck in the dark, good's morning, three, four,
four thirty. All those jumping hours, Yeah, those aren't jumping hours.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
The big takeaway here is you're still in my pocket.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
That's how it's unsettled.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
I've been go ahead, Well you need now you know
you need to start reading labels, like not only when
you're at a restaurant. Like you said you're diligent at
a restaurant, you need to be diligent at the gas.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
I will not read a label. I would pop it
into my buddy here and okay, well however.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You want to do it. Yeah, your your version of
reading labels will be genie.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
And then next time, hey, just get gassed and just
go on your way.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Dope.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
You don't have to buy anything.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
At the store.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
I do. I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Growing up poor, I go into a gas station and
I think I can have anything in here. I still
think that as an adult, and I'm not even kidding,
I will walk into a gas station, go I could
buy anything in here, and it still feels exciting to me.
Speaker 11 (21:15):
I mean, I get that because when you're a kid,
you can't buy anything in there.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
One as a kid, couldn't have couldn't buy anything I
have any money. As an adult, you couldn't buy the
expensive stuffcause you didn't have enough money for the rest
of the week. So I thought about getting pork Rimes
this morning too, and honestly, that would have been a better.
Speaker 11 (21:30):
Buy because it doesn't have Who would have known pork
crimes would have been better for me than a protein cookie.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Anyway, that's my morning.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Everybody. Hope everybody's good.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, I know, trust me, it's gonna be a long one,
and we'll stay away from your desk. It's gonna be
a long one.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
Her name is Zora. She just graduated from Irvine Valley College.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
But here's the thing. She's only ten years old.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
She got her associate's degree in mathematics, and she became
the youngest graduate of that school, beating two other people.
You know those two other people.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Were hmmm, yeah, because I teased it her sibling. That
is awesome.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Her siblings they graduated when they were both eleven years old.
And now Zora was like, I'm ten, I'm going to
beat your record. And they're all in college. The oldest
son he's about to graduate, the other ones in college.
And Zora, she says, she's about to start at UC Irvine.
This month's wild a mathematician at sixteen. That's crazy, Morgan.
(22:36):
Did you graduate early?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
From college? Really?
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I did college in three years.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
So how old were you?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Well, that would me she's twenty two. Normally she's probably
twenty or twenty one.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
I would assume, yeah, Oh, I's not that impressive she
did you didn't even graduate?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh that's true?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Second of all, she didn't bring it up.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I I lially just said, did you graduate on twenty one?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Is not impressive. That's when I would didn't try to
impress anybody. I literally just.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Said, Morgan, didn't you graduate early?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
And you took a shot at her. Well, I'm just saying, like, oh, wow,
she graduated one Like what that's not And then she
said you didn't even graduate?
Speaker 7 (23:13):
And now when you when you're twenty one, why would
you want to graduate college early?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I mean that's the prime party years.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
You not want to save money and not continue to
go to college.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
How much did you pay for college?
Speaker 12 (23:24):
A decent amount of money?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You pay for it.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
Yeah, I got a lot of scholarships because I was smart.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Don't let them trap you, Morgan. He's luring you into
a place to forge scholarship. Let them pay for you
to party for another year.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I wanted to graduate early because I was paying for
school and I was going to work.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I had to work, and so might as well go
to work and not have to do school.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
Well, it took me six years of graduate college. So yeah,
and that's just a bachelor's degree.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Morgan, don't follow his old tricks.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I was literally just asking this kid's eleven years old
graduating high school, going, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Morgan was twenty one, normal college graduate, but she didn't.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Bring it up, and he's right, had to go have
something to brag about. I literally was just asking a question.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Right, that's just normal, Colla Jaso, Right, like we we
understand that getting a.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Bachelor's in three years, I would say is abnormal. Ah no, not.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Now because like usually a lot of people start, not
a lot some do.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
I did.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I got your classes.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
I'm not doing it now. I'm getting trapped. You guys,
it's tell me something good.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Who's the kid?
Speaker 14 (24:22):
Her name is Zora Ellen, Zora. You deserve the lies. Yes,
it's about her, thank you, That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Okay, so you may
remember this, Poys maul I.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Was just wondering if we could get Amy's mourning.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Corny like she used to do when she was yelling
the morning corny.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You haven't heard that.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
In a really long time, and it always made me
laugh so hard.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
So I would just like to request one of Amy's
screaming morning morning corny.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So, Amy yells and joke was an old way we
used to do this segment and Raymundo would sing the
theme song.
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Amy yells a joke, Amy yells a joke. Amy has
a joke to yell to you.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah you're up?
Speaker 8 (25:10):
Okay, Yeah, back away a little bit though, Okay, yeah
a minute.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You don't want to like slain down pulls the mic away.
There's a reason and so it doesn't like overmodulate, So
don't yell right into the mic.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Okay, should we hit the intro again?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Nah? Kind of kills the vibe though, if you took
this long the rest of the week, we got.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
To go right after that last guitar.
Speaker 15 (25:28):
Okay, go ahead, Amy yells a joke, Amy yells a joke,
Amy has a joke to yell to you.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Why do you call a group of musical Wales?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
What do you call a group of musical Whales and
chest Or Kid.
Speaker 15 (25:48):
Amy yells a joke. Amy yells a joke. Amy has
a joke to yell to you.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
I would encourage you to yell like you're singing like
Axel Rose.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
I don't know, I've never done that before.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I say, you'll blow your voice out doing it your
way where you're just like.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I'm not a professional scream o.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, how do.
Speaker 13 (26:13):
I do that?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Hold on? Did you just have a stroke?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
What do you call?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
No, they'll try to be better at it tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Thank you. By the way, I need to ring the bell.
We are now what we're we want to.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Put not a thousand followers on YouTube are YouTube page
Bobby Bone Show YouTube page. We're at a three hundred
and six thousand followers. Every time we get a thousand,
we ring the bell. So thank you very much for
following us over there on YouTube. You can watch musical
segments that we can't put on the podcast over there,
and you can watch Amy yell the joke today. Let's
put that up today on the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
All right, let's do co Wetzel high Road.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Let's do Costal high Road.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Baby God, looks like it hurts do that? Amy, Like
a girl, what did you just say?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I don't know what you just said? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
We got that's a little better.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, the whole show, no crazy story. Morgan's parents have
storage unit. That storage unit was broken into, some one
robbed it, yep, and then they started selling the crap online.
Whoa they started seeing all their stuff oh online being sold.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
So what happened?
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Yeah, So we have the storage unit.
Speaker 13 (27:29):
It has just a bunch of old furniture and stuff
in it, and there was a string of break ins
at it and my parents' storage and it was one
of them. So they're like, well, crap, we're never gonna
get that stuff back. But my sister was on marketplace
and it like pops up. She's like, hey, that's my
hell okny toaster and then starts just seeing all of
(27:49):
these items that were in our storage unit. And so
they sent it to the police officers and they're like,
this is your guys of stuff. They're like, yeah, they
set up a sting operation to like buy one of
the items on the toaster please.
Speaker 14 (28:03):
And it wasn't.
Speaker 12 (28:04):
Yeah, they met with them.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
It was like a guitar or something.
Speaker 13 (28:06):
That they went to buy and they met up to
do the Facebook marketplace sell and cuff them, cufft them
on the spot.
Speaker 11 (28:14):
Wow, but what if they were, like, what if they
bought it from the original people?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
And I think an explanation would be and they would
show the fact. But that wasn't the case.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
No, it was ours, Like.
Speaker 12 (28:26):
We knew this stuff was ours. It was very identified
of our things.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Did you get it all back?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Not all of it?
Speaker 12 (28:31):
The Hello Kitty toaster is long?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Taylor was very.
Speaker 12 (28:36):
Upset about that.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh man, but that sucks. They got rob you got robbed,
who get broken into it?
Speaker 13 (28:41):
It was just it was crazy that they immediately turned
around within twenty four or thirty six hours and started
selling all of it on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, I would think somebody's burglarising a unit is not
doing long term investment. They can get But also they're
making themselves super vulnerable by selling it and then meeting. Yeah,
because they're selling in the same region, and like, you
gotta at least go like a county stay over or something.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
I don't know, but you have a guitar.
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Yeah, it was back when I wanted to be an artist.
Speaker 13 (29:08):
I had an electric guitary boy wanted to be a singer.
Speaker 12 (29:16):
I took guitar lessons.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
He did.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Can you still play?
Speaker 12 (29:19):
Oh no, no, I never. I never did very well.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
I'd have been awesome with that guitar. Would have stole.
Speaker 12 (29:25):
That would have been my moment. I could have been
a rock star.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Lunchbox had somebody still some other from his house too?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Oh no, yeah, someone stole my kid's soccer ball.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I don't know what's wrong with society.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Nearest as bad.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
What is wrong with society?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
My kids loved in the front yard, Yes, they loved
in the front yard, but it's still in the front yard,
and it's a little kids soccer ball, so it's smaller
than an adult soccer ball. And wake up the next
morning soccer ball's gone. Someone took the soccer ball. So
whoever's out there and thinks, oh, you know, I stole
a kids soccer ball.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I don't know how you live with yourself. You suck
and I hate you.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Upset about this though, then when Morgan was telling her story.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, who cares storage and stuff they're never going to
use again.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
That's not sure.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
The stuff that's in storage, I've always have been storage
right now for a reason that we're taking out like
three months to put inside of a place.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Morgan, how long has your stuff been in there.
Speaker 13 (30:11):
It's been there for a while, but we sell it
like we do grudgs shells every couple of years and.
Speaker 12 (30:14):
We just keeping next up.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
So your soccer ball is bigger story than her family's
storage unit getting broken into.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
It's something that my kids used. My kids use every day,
and some jerk in the neighborhood.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
Decided you can go buy for like twenty dollars.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Out of far less, not even a regulation size ball.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Wait what the animal came and just like nudged it.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
A little that No way, some jerk platypus, there's a
soccer ball and steal that from my kids. And they're
gonna go home and give it to their kids like
they got them a ball. You stole it from my yard.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
We're sorry that happened that.
Speaker 11 (30:43):
I'm Morgan.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Sorry, Hey guys, Hello, let's hello kitty toast a recipe.
Speaker 13 (30:48):
Hey, that Hello Kity costs more than supper ball.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
That's wake up, Wake up the mall.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
And radio and the Dodgors his lunchbox. Morgant too to
steve red at trying to put you through this bog
he's running this week's next minit the Bobby's on the box,
So you knowing this.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
The Bobby Ball organ Is your new boyfriend met your
parents yet?
Speaker 13 (31:24):
Yeah, my family's been in town all week, and yeah,
you finally.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
Got to meet him.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
That's why I asked. I knew they were here. I
don't know if you kept him from him.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Did you make a big to do about we're going
to do an official everybody meet or was it just
an organic thing where we're going to be here, he's.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Going to be here.
Speaker 13 (31:39):
Yeah, it was just really organic, and we all went
to dinner. Their first night that they got into was
super casual. And he's been hanging out with us all
week for all the.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Festivities, staying at your house.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, while they're there staying he's staying at your house
while your parents are staying at your house.
Speaker 11 (31:54):
Yeah, we're.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
In the attic he's stay.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
My mind is, Wow, we're all adults, and you're.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
An adults in my thirties.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I know that you guys just started dating four or
five months ago, not even and it's also your parents
are staying at the house.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
So a little bit I got a little mild shock there.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Yeah, I don't think it's so much. It's not to clarify,
it's not judgment.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's just shock.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Wow you could do.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, it's not a judgment.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
It's not because I don't think any of us are
judging her at all for it. We're just more like, wow,
I mean both of my parents have since passed, but
that would never happen not I mean.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
My six months. How long have you guys been dating?
Three three? Yeah, I'm saying six months or less six months.
I think there's a point too.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
He probably no judgment and also good for you because
you know who you are.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
You know who you are with your parents. I love
it for me. Why don't even have parents.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
So it's a hard to mead even say this, But
what I'm saying is, I think in the first meeting,
in that whatever that time exchange is, in the events
of the first meeting, he wouldn't have been staying in
the house. He the first meeting with the parents would
have been Okay, we're gonna have dinner, we're gonna hang out.
Then they come back to second time, he's just staying.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
In the house. It's like a slow walk, but you
know who you are, and I sell it.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
This is a bomb.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
I sell it, right, But like how do you tell
Like how does that go?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I don't know how that would go? Like do your
parents say do you just say he's staying.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Or does he just go to bed.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
And it's like all right, good night everybody, And he
just takes a shirt off and walks in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
That's crazy, like.
Speaker 12 (33:36):
Tank his shirt off in front of him. But yeah,
I mean, it's my house.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
They're staying at my house, so you know they're not
gonna be like, no, you can't do what you want
in your house.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Never thought that the relationship you have with your parents
is also awesome.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Yeah, but I mean is there a I guess is
there a conversation or it just happens.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
So did you tell them he would be staying at
the house.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Too, or like in advance?
Speaker 13 (33:57):
I was like, yeah, he stays at the house quite
a bit. So it's also been super helpful because it's
just such a busy week. He's super helpful with everything.
So like I'm like I kind of need him in here.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
What question what in the morning, Like does he without
a shirt on?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Or is he like had to get all dressed.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Before he comes there.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
He got the little thing, he puts it up the
doorway and he's doing pull up.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Crazy Morgan is coming to work and then he's waking up.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
With your parents.
Speaker 13 (34:23):
So how does yes, Yeah, yeah, because he doesn't go
in as early as we do. Okay, he doesn't makes
his coffee and so he's white children and your parents
are there a whitey tidy party.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
In question, the first time they met him, did he
stay at your house that night you go? The first
time he meets them? Did he stay also stay?
Speaker 12 (34:45):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Did he feel weird about that?
Speaker 6 (34:48):
I would have felt weird?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
So weird?
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yeah, Like he did.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
Ask he was like are you? Like, are you sure
you want me to say? Like, is this okay?
Speaker 5 (34:54):
And I was like, yeah, Bobby's married when they go visit.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
Guys, I'm the last of four daughters. They really just.
Speaker 11 (35:04):
I did that.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I mean, yes, all I understand every part of it.
It still is a little weird, but good for you,
Good for you.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
I guess I didn't even realize it's like a weird
thing until you guys just responded like that.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I didn't even think anything.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
How we grow up so differently?
Speaker 7 (35:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh yeah, I had no rules. But also I had
no girls. Definitely.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
You know, it was that I grew up so different.
I just was different, like I ah, okay, so he
just stayed at the house. I know.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Morgan's like, guys, I'm thirty.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I'm like, I could be fifty relationships.
Speaker 12 (35:43):
Yeah, it's going so awesome.
Speaker 13 (35:44):
He's a great I have not There's not a single
person that's met him, of my friends or family that
has disliked him.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
They all love him.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
If you did a background.
Speaker 13 (35:52):
Check, oh yeah, it was like one of the first
things I did. I did, like first time I met him,
I was like, who are you?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:57):
No, like official background check.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I did like a deep dive.
Speaker 13 (36:01):
And I had my friends who are very FBI investigators, going.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
To really, we're rooting for you, not let her. Do
you think she has friends?
Speaker 16 (36:10):
It's a joke because like women are FBI investigator and
some some of your girlfriends just are better at it
than others, and they will go deep dive on anything
that you need because they're just good.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
What do they call? Did you think she has a
literal FBI?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
I literally I'm shocked that you sit there and google
someone like I am shocked by this what year?
Speaker 6 (36:32):
This is the oppostion here.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
No, I am actually shocked by this, Like whatever happened
to just like get to know the person? And why
do you get to go dig through stuff on the internet?
Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, I am a paper
boy TV. Sorry, guys, I just thought maybe you could
just go out with him and get to know him
instead of having to dig through like Facebook and Instagram and.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Go look at all his posts.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
And I literally meant, did you do a real background check?
It's really more like.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
The legal side.
Speaker 12 (36:58):
It's not like you're going to find not.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
All the info you have. You have a history of
dating dudes that have been in trouble.
Speaker 16 (37:04):
That's kind of important, said Mugshots.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I needed that to be recognized officially by the room.
Speaker 12 (37:14):
I feel like that would be yes, like.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
There's been there's a lot of distrust that has happened,
so why not get ahead of it and just see
if they.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Have a record or again, we are rooting for you.
What's the age separation?
Speaker 12 (37:28):
We are three years apart.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
He's older than me, so close enough to not matter.
Speaker 11 (37:31):
Yeah, I know you saw him at the stadium. Got
my eyes on him. Yeah, good looking dude.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Well I saw pictures of him. Oh I haven't seen that.
She's launched it.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
Oh really, there's like side profiles.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Oh you haven't shown full face, not full face. I've
seen his full face because somebody else tagged his full
face that you were in it.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
I think, well, he's posted got it and I saw it.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it. Oh you haven't seen?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:53):
Good like good looking dude. And he was blowing kisses
and I thought it was blood is the man like, yeah, dude,
back at you and.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
My boyfriend cool and he's like, oh listener really likes me.
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Wait a minute, you can talk to people through the
computer in another state.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
I mean there are people that don't want to Google
and find out information and they want to rare, Like
I know it's rare.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
You're forty and below, even fifty and below. You need
a Google search and see what if you have persons,
any priors?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, because it's an available tool.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
So why would you not see what, safety reasons just anything?
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Oh yeah, and then you check it and you check
like everything.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Yeah, like because I I just found out that my
boyfriend did that to me, and I was shocked because
he's fifty two, So I thought, like to your point, Bobby,
like the age thing, I just thought the older they are,
the less they likely they were to do that.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
And he's like the newspaper, check.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Out the library.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
You need a total deep dive. And I didn't find
that out untill kind of recently.
Speaker 11 (38:48):
Do that to him.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, okod luck, thank you, Bobby bone show bonehead.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
This story comes us from England.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
A man was upset with bad service at a restaurant,
so he waits till it closes.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I'm gonna go get revenge.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
And he comes up, pour some gasoline by the front
door and lights it and uh, he spilled some gasoline himself,
so he caught himself from fire.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Hey, this is like a double bonehead who gets bad
service and wants quote revenge, yeah, and then by fire
and then secondly to actually go burn a place down
and then to burn yourself up.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Like that's yeah, that's bonehead.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Okay, I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Voice smails Just a sadie from South Dakota.
Speaker 17 (39:40):
Just listening to the podcast. And Edie, Eddy Eddy, Eddie,
you better let your kids play in the band. My
husband was a du want athlete, played in the band.
He even played in like a small side jazz band
while he was in college. Being that dan one athlete
set your kid up to be like the ultimate ladies man.
(40:02):
Come on man.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And he was talking about his son and maybe he
didn't want to play in the band, the marching band.
Speaker 11 (40:07):
Yeah, because he's an athlete, like he's been.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
But you're the one that has dedicated him to the
term athlete.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
He's probably just playing sports.
Speaker 11 (40:15):
He's played sports his whole life, Okay, never showed interest
in anything else other than sports. And now all of
a sudden he's going to middle school and he wants
to join the band.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
But do you know why showing interest because there are
other people around him that have interests that maybe those
same people didn't have interests earlier.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
He wasn't exposed to it.
Speaker 11 (40:33):
Yeah, I don't know. It just struck me the wrong
way a little bit. But now that I'm hearing people talk,
Lunchbox talked about some guy in his high school who
was like the star quarterback and then he would go
put on halftime, he would go join the marching band.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Like, I guess that could work, but that only works
that way. It doesn't work for you if he just
wants to be in the band and not play ball.
Speaker 11 (40:52):
If he quit sports and no, no, that's not happening.
Speaker 6 (40:54):
Okay, no, give me the next one here.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
I'm gonna leave a.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Cab eddie on this child wanting.
Speaker 17 (41:05):
To play in the band.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I think you have already decided, Eddie, what you want
your child to be. You need to be there to support.
Speaker 17 (41:15):
Your child and whatever it is that they want to do.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
Let's show thoughts. I think it's more of the money
and the time we've put into these sports.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
All equal money though for now on moving forward, equal
money band, equal money sports, and he only picks band,
but it's a little less than That's like, that's.
Speaker 11 (41:34):
Like your your You put all your money on this
Navidia and it just crashes like foe.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
But it could also crash in sports, I know.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
But we put a lot of time and effort and
money into basketball and if you just quit it for
ban all of a sudden and then band like come.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
That's what I'm saying, is it about it being banned?
Because what if he quits basketball to be it?
Speaker 6 (41:52):
T M m A.
Speaker 11 (41:54):
That's that's better fighting, MMA, fight. That'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
So it's about that's about band specifically, and irony is
you're a musician.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
All right, And I didn't play band though you didn't
play band.
Speaker 11 (42:07):
I didn't in the band. I wasn't in the band
at all. My brother was how did that go for him?
He was kind of a little nerdy.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
See, but it's okay to be nerdy.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Nerds end up being bosses of everybody, not all the
band guys, though, there's.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Such a hater a hater.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
All right, that's it. We're down with the show. Thank
you guys for listening. Hey, check out the podcast today.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
The Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Theme songs written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry. You
can find his instagram at Red Yarberry, Scuba Steve, executive producer,
Raymond No, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram
is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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