April 26, 2025 • 22 mins
Get out there and get some fresh air with Troy Iwata as he hits the field for The Daily Show.
Troy embraces the world of professional cuddlers, nvestigates the phenomenon of tipflation, meets Joe Biden's biggest superfan, and dives deep into the Gathering of the Juggalos to find out who the fans and followers of the Insane Clown Posse are voting for.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to Comedy Central. Now human touch is it
a good thing? Some people crave it weird, and now.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's easier than ever for them to get it.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
One of those booming businesses professional cuddling.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Christy is actually a professional cuddler and Josh is her client.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
A lot of times people are just looking for someone
to just spend some time with.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
As one who goes through life avoiding human contact, I
wasn't thrilled about meeting someone who made a living from
touching other people. I have to admit it does sound
a bit scammy. Seems like you're just ripping off people
who've never heard of a body pillow.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
It is not just about the physical act of cuddling.
The body pillow cannot talk to you, right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I would see the fact that my pillows can't talk
back to me as an asset.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I totally understand that. But we have a code of conduct.
We talk a lot about consent.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
And how does one become a cuddlist.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do you need a like a physical therapist or is
it like a fake certification like a sandwich artist.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's fine to be skeptical, but when you have nurturing
touch that is very much wanted. Your level of oxytocin
increases in your body. You are flooded with these wonderful
few good love hormones. So touch deprivation is linked to
a lot of things. It can be linked to impulsiveness, anxiety, stress,
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and low job performance.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Sure, that's amazing, that's fascinating.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
What it seems like you might be a good candidate
for professional calling.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
How do you deal with stress and anxiety?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I deal with it like most normal humans do.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I think that brought me healthier ways you can deal
with your anxiety?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, well my self therapy is free and only requires
a nearby abandoned warehouse, whereas these cuddle sessions could cost
anywhere from eighty to one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Who would pay for that?
Speaker 7 (02:23):
I've been a cuddle client for about two years now.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What type of responses do you get when you tell
people that you're a cuddle client?
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Why would you do that? Is it safe? Is there
sex involved?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
I thought that, Yeah, I've gotten desperate.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Are you a horning? Are you single?
Speaker 7 (02:43):
If so, none of the above.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
So you are in a relationship, I am so. What
was your partner's reaction?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
My partner said, is there something that's lacking here?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
The answer was absolutely not. It was more about self care.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now, what are the benefit you know, other than getting
rid of all that extra money your bank account?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I J I just feel more personally resourced, cared for.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Why cuddling when there are so many other obvious ways
to deal with your emotions?
Speaker 9 (03:12):
Like what?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Why don't you come observe a session?
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
How long does this normally perform? This is gonna go
for about an hour? Quietly silently? The concept I mean quiet,
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I'm not even here.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
Hi, it's me again.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I So just to confirm there's nothing sexual like happening here.
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Would you like to just sit down and ask some questions?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Absolutely? I would really enjoy that. Oh okay, thank.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You so much for that. It's up and close VIP
and the splash zone. Could you explain how you can
participate in something so intimate without wanting to take it
a step further?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
The most important thing is that if at any point
she is uncomfortable, that she will let me know. If
I'm uncomfortable, I will let her know.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So how do we break down the stigma and negative
connotations for all those closed minded oaths.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
I think we normalize it by talking about it and
just letting people know that there's something that they may
not have considered.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
You could try a cuttle session, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Right, well just mm hm no, none, right, this is
my session.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Okay, it's a book a session.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay, Okay, I needed a moment before I willingly spooned
a stranger.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I do see there are benefits, and I have been stressed.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
We've got climate change, race relations people drinking orange juice
with pulp. Just eat an orange. But it doesn't mean
I have intimacy issues. Okay, maybe there is some stuff
I need to work on. Bernadette does seem at peace.
And what's the worst that could happen? I get a
well needed nap.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah, it was cuddle time. This is amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Is it gonna cost extra?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
It if I like, open up the floodgates a little bit?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Not at all?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Why Why do you let me quick?
Speaker 10 (05:55):
YEAHA that tho.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
The cuddling. We're right.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I felt transformed and my hormones were flying high. I
was a new man, ready to.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Embrace the world through cuddles.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Everyone is talking about the hottest new form of inflation,
tip flation.
Speaker 12 (06:20):
Americans are suffering from so called tipflation.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Now it's being encouraged for a growing number of services,
restaurants to cap face and even self check out Kiok.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Tipping is so hot even the President elect is talking
about it. When I get to office, we are going
to not charge taxes on tips. And I don't know
about you, but personally it's been stressing me out.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Selty at Cheapscape doesn't deserve a life on tips.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You don't think they deserve a fairly sure, I don't
deserve coffee. So I needed to hear if anyone else
is stressed about the uptick and tipping requests, and if
they're dehydrated from crying too.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's a little much.
Speaker 13 (07:04):
Where you go somewhere and you're seeing tip jars at
grocery stores.
Speaker 14 (07:07):
Anywhere that I go to get launch or coffee nowadays
has like an automatic tipping option.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
The biggest thing is like the lowest percentage just keeps
getting high.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I saw even a tip system at a plant store.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
What have the plants done for us besides give us
air to breathe? Yeah, it looks like almost everyone not
getting tips agrees about tipping. But do these hospitality workers
notice tipping popping up everywhere.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
It is everywhere.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm waiting for the MTA now workers to be asking
for a tip.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Just hanging out the way.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
There's just stopping by the way.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Do you have any theory as to why that's happening?
People need to live. People are shoggling.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
We see it across the nation right now with so
many different industries.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
All right, So everyone agrees tipping is popping up everywhere
and it sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
So why not cancel the tip?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
We don't make enough, so we look for it a
tip to like all come together and make up for
what we're not getting by the hour. And plus, people
need to realize that when you're tipping the waiter or
the wagers, they also are paying out bussers and the
bar tenders that need to be tipped from that tip
that you're leaving as well.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Right, it's clear tipping is overwhelming, but how do we
escape it? And then I found it Lula Cafe, a
tip free haven where all the employees had healthcare and
no one carried the decimal point.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
They just carried through to the table.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So I sat down with owner Jason Hamil to hear
how he ran a restaurant without tips.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Well, we actually do still accept tips at Lulah. We
did well, Dan. We employ a dual system of a
service charge and tips. Our system takes the reliance on
tips away, so there's more pay equity. But you know,
we're pretty busy, like sizeable restaurants to create that sustainability.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
But like, if you're smaller, maybe it doesn't work for you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, I'm running out of working ideas. But the president
elected say something.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh right, he was going to get rid of taxes
on tips.
Speaker 14 (08:58):
I think just putting that little bit of money back
in our pockets isn't such a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I think that's there is the demition to be tax
on it.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Love it wholeheartedly, agree, one hundred percent.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Love.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Wow, that was easy.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So we just stopped taxing tips, no problems whatsoever. It
does feel kind of like it'll incentivize companies to have
more tip workers or workers that rely more on tips
than actually the company's paying. Do you think if there
was no federal tax on tips, people would get their
entire paycheck in tips.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
I mean that's certainly a concern.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
Back to square one.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
What else you got would be nice?
Speaker 11 (09:32):
If they just raised the minimum wage, it.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
Would just be the service that's treat their actual tips.
But also I think that it's a much bigger issue overall.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
The federal minimum wage needs to be raised.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Easy problem solved.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
You know, when people that aren't in the industry are
talking about it, they're like, well, the owners should just
pay them more. But also the food service industry, like
the margins are incredibly thin. Yeah, it would be really
nice to pay someone forty five dollars an hour, but
unfort actually that would shut down most places.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Don't you think that politicians could solve this by just
raising the minimum wage?
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Sure on maybe some healthcare and yeah that could be good. Yeah,
the healthcare part will be really good.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, there's a lot of fact here, but you know
we're not here to talk about healthcare. Well, okay, so
tipping is everywhere more than ever, but people need tips
to make a living because minimum wage is so low
and taxing tips is bad. But we need to raise
the minimum wage first, so companies don't resort to paying
the tipped minimum on even more jobs, which could result
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in tipped employees needing the consumer to tip more so
they can make a living, which will result in tipping
being everywhere more than ever, so how much.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Do I tip to make sure no one starves? It's
all on me?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Are you okay? Do I look okay?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
My big takeaway, I still don't know how much to tip.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Thank you so much for speaking with me.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I don't know what twenty percent for twenty five or eighteen,
I don't know how much.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Go ahead and give us the wallet and we'll take
care of it.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Just give us the wallet.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
In this election, Republicans have their writer die candidate who
they want to be president forever, and Democrats they also
have a guy.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
So the best way to get something done if you
hold near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Anyway four more years. Joe Biden has an enthusiasm problem.
The polling shows that Democrats are not enthused Joe Biden.
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Democrats are not excited.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
But maybe we in the media are out of touch.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I hit the streets to ask what do voters really
think of Joe Biden?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Not the most excited.
Speaker 13 (11:43):
I mean, it's okay, I wish I was more excited
on a scale of one to ten, probably.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Somewhere amount of two or three.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
How would you compare that to say, seeing some really
beautiful latte art. I would put that maybe as a five.
Could you point on this graph how you feel about
voting for Joe Biden? Okay, some pain, but if you
couldn't tell by the stick and pok tattoos and Warby
Parker glasses, these people were all Democrats.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
There must be something they like about Joe Biden.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
He's a big ice cream guy.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Hmm, you can't vote against that.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
What do you think his favorite flavor.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Is vanilla percent?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Oh god, it's got to be Superman.
Speaker 14 (12:19):
You know he's our president.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He's our president.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, slap that on a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I love it. I expect him to kind of behave
like a president as opposed to like child.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
He definitely is not a child.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
But then I found one person whose passion whelmed me
on a scale of one to ten, How excited are
you about voting for Joe Biden?
Speaker 11 (12:41):
Eleven?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Eleven? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Is this Joe Joe Biden?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Or is this like the famous core you on Instagram
named Joe Biden that I'm not aware of, Joseph Robin E.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Biden.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I didn't even know there was his full name, Junior.
Oh my god, there's an older one. Wow, who was
this guy. Against my better judgment, I follow him to
his car. Oh my god, Oh okay, it's a cardboard cutout.
Before I get in your.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Car, I have to ask this isn't a sex thing, right?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
It is not?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Good? Yeah I didn't think so. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh, oh my god. You have Kamala too? Do you
have the whole cabin in there?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Where's your cutout? Of Acting Labor Secretary Julie Sue Julie.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Julie.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Meet Dakota Galvin, Joe Biden's biggest and only super fan.
Could he hold the key to helping Biden defeat Donald
Trump and his maga army. Trump has this huge fan
club of tens of thousands of really intense weirdos.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
And Biden has you. Why do you think that is?
Speaker 14 (13:44):
There's sort of like a cult mentality going on there.
I think they have an unnatural devotion to a single person.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Right, cult like devotion to one man? Am I right?
Speaker 10 (13:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Let's talk about the cardboard cutout. Why do you keep
him in your trunk? Don't you want to just see
him in the morning and say what's up?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Joe?
Speaker 14 (14:01):
Well, my boyfriend isn't his He's less enthusiastic. Oh my god,
having him watch us at all times. Oh my god,
you have a boyfriend, I.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Do, okay, Setting aside the question of whether the boyfriend
was also a cardboard cutout, when did Dakota first realize
he was Biden?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Curious?
Speaker 14 (14:19):
I was a senior in high school in twenty twelve,
and I had just come out of the closet and
Joe Biden had announced his support for marriage equality.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And you thought, to yourself, he's a little young right
now to be president, but maybe in eight years he'll
be ready.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
At the time, not so much.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
But this man literally came out of retirement to save
our country from white supremacists and fascism.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
So you like him more now than when it was
just Obama's white friend. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh that's a strong endorsement at a time when Joe
Biden is so unpopular that somehow hating him is uniting
pro Israel and pro Palestine protesters.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So what does code to see in this guy?
Speaker 6 (15:01):
His swag, his whispery voice, what's left at his hair?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
Mostly his policies. There's so many chips from.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
Really see, I can't even think of any So go up,
I would think when he came into office, he immediately
got to work with the American Rescue Plan. He followed
it up with a bipartisans and Infrastructure Act, the Chips
and Science Act.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
The Chips and Sausa Act, Chips and Science. Oh, you know,
maybe we need to make policy more. But I think
you're right.
Speaker 14 (15:27):
There was his eightieth birthday when he had older candles.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
On his track.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, I guess we can have fun with glaring reminders
of his age. Turns out the things they get Dakota
excited are different from other voters.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
What did he think their problem.
Speaker 14 (15:41):
Was, Well, he is an older, straight white gentleman, and
in Democratic circles that's usually not what gets us excited.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
You know, I don't think there's anything we can do
about his oldness or his whiteness.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
But do you think he.
Speaker 11 (15:54):
Would consider exploring his sexuality?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Rash sure, Joe Biden tumbler fan fiction aside.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Could Dakota get Democrats fired up about Biden?
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Not like that.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm going to pretend to be someone who's not overly
enthused to vote for Joe Biden, and they want you
to convince me.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
All right, yeah, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
Do you love living in a democracy. Yes, Oh my gosh,
I've got the perfect candidate for you to vote for.
Who is it. It's the current president, Joe Biden.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
Oh well, you know it's a vote for normalcy, insanity,
and you know, keeping the institutions that have built our
constitutional republic for centuries.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Keeping things the same as they are now, with minor improvements,
with minor improvements. I mean, I guess one thing that's
good about Biden is he doesn't have the baggage, you know,
say that Hillary has.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
You know, I love Hillary.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Come on, maybe I've.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Been focusing on the wrong thing.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Maybe it isn't the voters that need the pep talk,
it's Joe Biden. And Dakota has some advice that will
shake the political landscape forever.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
I would say, keep doing what you're doing, but do
it better.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, way to pump them up. Well, there's always twenty
twenty eight, especially.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Can I please sit in the front, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Like most presidential elections, this election will be determined by disengaged,
working class independent voters from a few Midwest states. So
I'm at a gathering of such voters in Thornville, Ohio.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Okay, So it's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
We have a very exciting presidential election coming up, very exciting.
Everyone's really really happy about it. Who are you voting for?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Nobody? As none of your votes?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
No are you going to vote?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Hell no, Why don't you plan to vote?
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Because like, you're voting for two people who pretty much
doesn't care about your existence.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Like there's nothing that has been improving for us low
income people.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
It's been shit.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I have never voted in my life.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I never will vote. Juggalos don't get involved in politics.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yes, this is the Gathering of the Juggalos, a music
festival where young people in America's heartland explore new frontiers
in fashion, self care, and the arts while enjoying the
music of Insane Clown Posse and other popular acts of
the murder clown genre. These tens of thousands of disengaged
youths could be a powerful voting block if only a
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political party would address the issues they care about.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
A hundred percent. I believe global warming is real.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Manigga's hotter and hotter and hot.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
They go through the summers. You know it's nine am
and you already have your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
How do you feel about cutting taxes for billionaires.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Yes, I think billionaires should pay more taxes.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
In a way, they're sociopathic clowns.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Legalizing drugs, trans rights, being pro choice women's rights.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I think mari ethos are based upon however.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
You want to be, you know, a killer clown.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
If you want to be a trans killer clown, by
all means, please do.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I'm really glad that the killer clown community has opened
up to the trans community as well. And there's one
policy preference. The juggle Letes feel especially strongly about abortions.
That's that's women, That's how it.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
No one has control over that but us.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
We don't want to getting nutted in and have babies.
All this sounds like I will be.
Speaker 12 (19:14):
I'd like to be child three in my twenties.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
I'm gonna put that on a T shirt. By the way, Yeah,
that'd be a killer T shirt.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Unsurprisingly, the Juggalos were interested in the third party candidate,
and their pick turned out to be more politically viable
than RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
The world will be a much better place in my opinion,
if they're a Juggalo in the I need the clouds
will turn pink. If a Juggalo com Honestly, I like
how a violent Jay's mindset works. Okay, yeah, or Shaggy
two dope.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I'd have them up in the White House.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Don't you.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
I'd say Shaggy as president and then violent Jays second.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
And that makes sense too, as because President Violent.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Ja might scare some people.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Of course, the.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Juggalos would want one of their own in the White House.
So I put on my best Juggalo formal were to
find out if Violent j himself would accept the nomination.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
That no, that is no.
Speaker 12 (20:04):
Amount of money.
Speaker 14 (20:04):
You've got to go places. Yeah, they give you an itinerary.
You got to get up all early as shit.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
That's the number one qualification of the present. You have
to get up early.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Even though Violent Ja refused the mandate of commander in chief,
he had clear policy preferencies on everything from mass deportation.
Speaker 14 (20:20):
Though now I remember why I hated Trump that.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Wall shit, to women's rights and the right to beatle shit,
environmental conservation.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
We think we're the superior animal on this planet.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Right, let me tell you what the superior animal is,
a whale.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It's the biggest and progressive taxation.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
My mom to the Democrats basically are saying less taxes
on the poor, more taxes.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
On the rears.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
I'm assuming you pay taxes up.
Speaker 11 (20:44):
The panus, and I'm happy about it.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
I paid double what they ask I.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Was starting to get a sense of where violent j
stood on the issues. But did the head of the
insane clown Nation see himself in any of the candidates
to lead our insane clown nation?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
A little pussy holdish on the fact that he refused
to paint his beard, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Yeah, he's a pussy because he didn't paint his beard.
A pussy hurt? All right? What about good old DT?
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Okay, because he's all about that wall?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
All right?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
This is Tim Walls. This is Kamala Harris's VP.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Who Kamala Harris?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
This herbe vice president?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, I'm absolutely opinionless.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
I'm that man. All right. Last, we have Kamala.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
I wanted to win because she's a Democrat and I
love my mom.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Okay, I see it. All right, that's a beautiful senator.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Yeah, how do you say her first name?
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Kamala?
Speaker 10 (21:50):
Kamala?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, Kamala like kama La.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
That's fresh. Sorry, Maddon, mushrooms are kicking out.
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backing Harrison. See, not all jugglers are sitting this election out. Now,
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You're listening to Comedy Central. Now human touch is it
a good thing? Some people crave it weird, and now.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's easier than ever for them to get it.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
One of those booming businesses professional cuddling.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Christy is actually a professional cuddler and Josh is her client.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
A lot of times people are just looking for someone
to just spend some time with.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
As one who goes through life avoiding human contact, I
wasn't thrilled about meeting someone who made a living from
touching other people. I have to admit it does sound
a bit scammy. Seems like you're just ripping off people
who've never heard of a body pillow.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
It is not just about the physical act of cuddling.
The body pillow cannot talk to you, right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I would see the fact that my pillows can't talk
back to me as an asset.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I totally understand that. But we have a code of conduct.
We talk a lot about consent.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
And how does one become a cuddlist.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do you need a like a physical therapist or is
it like a fake certification like a sandwich artist.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's fine to be skeptical, but when you have nurturing
touch that is very much wanted. Your level of oxytocin
increases in your body. You are flooded with these wonderful
few good love hormones. So touch deprivation is linked to
a lot of things. It can be linked to impulsiveness, anxiety, stress,
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and low job performance.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Sure, that's amazing, that's fascinating.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
What it seems like you might be a good candidate
for professional calling.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
How do you deal with stress and anxiety?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I deal with it like most normal humans do.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I think that brought me healthier ways you can deal
with your anxiety?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, well my self therapy is free and only requires
a nearby abandoned warehouse, whereas these cuddle sessions could cost
anywhere from eighty to one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Who would pay for that?
Speaker 7 (02:23):
I've been a cuddle client for about two years now.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What type of responses do you get when you tell
people that you're a cuddle client?
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Why would you do that? Is it safe? Is there
sex involved?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
I thought that, Yeah, I've gotten desperate.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Are you a horning? Are you single?
Speaker 7 (02:43):
If so, none of the above.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
So you are in a relationship, I am so. What
was your partner's reaction?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
My partner said, is there something that's lacking here?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
The answer was absolutely not. It was more about self care.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now, what are the benefit you know, other than getting
rid of all that extra money your bank account?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I J I just feel more personally resourced, cared for.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Why cuddling when there are so many other obvious ways
to deal with your emotions?
Speaker 9 (03:12):
Like what?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Why don't you come observe a session?
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
How long does this normally perform? This is gonna go
for about an hour? Quietly silently? The concept I mean quiet,
(03:55):
I'm not even here.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
Hi, it's me again.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I So just to confirm there's nothing sexual like happening here.
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Would you like to just sit down and ask some questions?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Absolutely? I would really enjoy that. Oh okay, thank.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You so much for that. It's up and close VIP
and the splash zone. Could you explain how you can
participate in something so intimate without wanting to take it
a step further?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
The most important thing is that if at any point
she is uncomfortable, that she will let me know. If
I'm uncomfortable, I will let her know.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So how do we break down the stigma and negative
connotations for all those closed minded oaths.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
I think we normalize it by talking about it and
just letting people know that there's something that they may
not have considered.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
You could try a cuttle session, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Right, well just mm hm no, none, right, this is
my session.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Okay, it's a book a session.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay, Okay, I needed a moment before I willingly spooned
a stranger.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I do see there are benefits, and I have been stressed.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
We've got climate change, race relations people drinking orange juice
with pulp. Just eat an orange. But it doesn't mean
I have intimacy issues. Okay, maybe there is some stuff
I need to work on. Bernadette does seem at peace.
And what's the worst that could happen? I get a
well needed nap.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah, it was cuddle time. This is amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Is it gonna cost extra?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
It if I like, open up the floodgates a little bit?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Not at all?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Why Why do you let me quick?
Speaker 10 (05:55):
YEAHA that tho.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
The cuddling. We're right.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I felt transformed and my hormones were flying high. I
was a new man, ready to.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Embrace the world through cuddles.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Everyone is talking about the hottest new form of inflation,
tip flation.
Speaker 12 (06:20):
Americans are suffering from so called tipflation.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Now it's being encouraged for a growing number of services,
restaurants to cap face and even self check out Kiok.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Tipping is so hot even the President elect is talking
about it. When I get to office, we are going
to not charge taxes on tips. And I don't know
about you, but personally it's been stressing me out.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Selty at Cheapscape doesn't deserve a life on tips.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You don't think they deserve a fairly sure, I don't
deserve coffee. So I needed to hear if anyone else
is stressed about the uptick and tipping requests, and if
they're dehydrated from crying too.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's a little much.
Speaker 13 (07:04):
Where you go somewhere and you're seeing tip jars at
grocery stores.
Speaker 14 (07:07):
Anywhere that I go to get launch or coffee nowadays
has like an automatic tipping option.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
The biggest thing is like the lowest percentage just keeps
getting high.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I saw even a tip system at a plant store.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
What have the plants done for us besides give us
air to breathe? Yeah, it looks like almost everyone not
getting tips agrees about tipping. But do these hospitality workers
notice tipping popping up everywhere.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
It is everywhere.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm waiting for the MTA now workers to be asking
for a tip.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Just hanging out the way.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
There's just stopping by the way.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Do you have any theory as to why that's happening?
People need to live. People are shoggling.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
We see it across the nation right now with so
many different industries.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
All right, So everyone agrees tipping is popping up everywhere
and it sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
So why not cancel the tip?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
We don't make enough, so we look for it a
tip to like all come together and make up for
what we're not getting by the hour. And plus, people
need to realize that when you're tipping the waiter or
the wagers, they also are paying out bussers and the
bar tenders that need to be tipped from that tip
that you're leaving as well.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Right, it's clear tipping is overwhelming, but how do we
escape it? And then I found it Lula Cafe, a
tip free haven where all the employees had healthcare and
no one carried the decimal point.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
They just carried through to the table.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So I sat down with owner Jason Hamil to hear
how he ran a restaurant without tips.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Well, we actually do still accept tips at Lulah. We
did well, Dan. We employ a dual system of a
service charge and tips. Our system takes the reliance on
tips away, so there's more pay equity. But you know,
we're pretty busy, like sizeable restaurants to create that sustainability.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
But like, if you're smaller, maybe it doesn't work for you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, I'm running out of working ideas. But the president
elected say something.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh right, he was going to get rid of taxes
on tips.
Speaker 14 (08:58):
I think just putting that little bit of money back
in our pockets isn't such a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I think that's there is the demition to be tax
on it.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Love it wholeheartedly, agree, one hundred percent.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Love.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Wow, that was easy.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So we just stopped taxing tips, no problems whatsoever. It
does feel kind of like it'll incentivize companies to have
more tip workers or workers that rely more on tips
than actually the company's paying. Do you think if there
was no federal tax on tips, people would get their
entire paycheck in tips.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
I mean that's certainly a concern.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
Back to square one.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
What else you got would be nice?
Speaker 11 (09:32):
If they just raised the minimum wage, it.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
Would just be the service that's treat their actual tips.
But also I think that it's a much bigger issue overall.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
The federal minimum wage needs to be raised.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Easy problem solved.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
You know, when people that aren't in the industry are
talking about it, they're like, well, the owners should just
pay them more. But also the food service industry, like
the margins are incredibly thin. Yeah, it would be really
nice to pay someone forty five dollars an hour, but
unfort actually that would shut down most places.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Don't you think that politicians could solve this by just
raising the minimum wage?
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Sure on maybe some healthcare and yeah that could be good. Yeah,
the healthcare part will be really good.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, there's a lot of fact here, but you know
we're not here to talk about healthcare. Well, okay, so
tipping is everywhere more than ever, but people need tips
to make a living because minimum wage is so low
and taxing tips is bad. But we need to raise
the minimum wage first, so companies don't resort to paying
the tipped minimum on even more jobs, which could result
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in tipped employees needing the consumer to tip more so
they can make a living, which will result in tipping
being everywhere more than ever, so how much.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Do I tip to make sure no one starves? It's
all on me?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Are you okay? Do I look okay?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
My big takeaway, I still don't know how much to tip.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Thank you so much for speaking with me.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I don't know what twenty percent for twenty five or eighteen,
I don't know how much.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Go ahead and give us the wallet and we'll take
care of it.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Just give us the wallet.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
In this election, Republicans have their writer die candidate who
they want to be president forever, and Democrats they also
have a guy.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
So the best way to get something done if you
hold near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Anyway four more years. Joe Biden has an enthusiasm problem.
The polling shows that Democrats are not enthused Joe Biden.
Speaker 11 (11:34):
Democrats are not excited.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
But maybe we in the media are out of touch.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I hit the streets to ask what do voters really
think of Joe Biden?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Not the most excited.
Speaker 13 (11:43):
I mean, it's okay, I wish I was more excited
on a scale of one to ten, probably.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Somewhere amount of two or three.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
How would you compare that to say, seeing some really
beautiful latte art. I would put that maybe as a five.
Could you point on this graph how you feel about
voting for Joe Biden? Okay, some pain, but if you
couldn't tell by the stick and pok tattoos and Warby
Parker glasses, these people were all Democrats.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
There must be something they like about Joe Biden.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
He's a big ice cream guy.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
Hmm, you can't vote against that.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
What do you think his favorite flavor.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Is vanilla percent?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Oh god, it's got to be Superman.
Speaker 14 (12:19):
You know he's our president.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He's our president.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, slap that on a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I love it. I expect him to kind of behave
like a president as opposed to like child.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
He definitely is not a child.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
But then I found one person whose passion whelmed me
on a scale of one to ten, How excited are
you about voting for Joe Biden?
Speaker 11 (12:41):
Eleven?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Eleven? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Is this Joe Joe Biden?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Or is this like the famous core you on Instagram
named Joe Biden that I'm not aware of, Joseph Robin E.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Biden.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I didn't even know there was his full name, Junior.
Oh my god, there's an older one. Wow, who was
this guy. Against my better judgment, I follow him to
his car. Oh my god, Oh okay, it's a cardboard cutout.
Before I get in your.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Car, I have to ask this isn't a sex thing, right?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
It is not?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Good? Yeah I didn't think so. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh, oh my god. You have Kamala too? Do you
have the whole cabin in there?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Where's your cutout? Of Acting Labor Secretary Julie Sue Julie.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Julie.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Meet Dakota Galvin, Joe Biden's biggest and only super fan.
Could he hold the key to helping Biden defeat Donald
Trump and his maga army. Trump has this huge fan
club of tens of thousands of really intense weirdos.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
And Biden has you. Why do you think that is?
Speaker 14 (13:44):
There's sort of like a cult mentality going on there.
I think they have an unnatural devotion to a single person.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Right, cult like devotion to one man? Am I right?
Speaker 10 (13:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Let's talk about the cardboard cutout. Why do you keep
him in your trunk? Don't you want to just see
him in the morning and say what's up?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Joe?
Speaker 14 (14:01):
Well, my boyfriend isn't his He's less enthusiastic. Oh my god,
having him watch us at all times. Oh my god,
you have a boyfriend, I.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Do, okay, Setting aside the question of whether the boyfriend
was also a cardboard cutout, when did Dakota first realize
he was Biden?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Curious?
Speaker 14 (14:19):
I was a senior in high school in twenty twelve,
and I had just come out of the closet and
Joe Biden had announced his support for marriage equality.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And you thought, to yourself, he's a little young right
now to be president, but maybe in eight years he'll
be ready.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
At the time, not so much.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
But this man literally came out of retirement to save
our country from white supremacists and fascism.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
So you like him more now than when it was
just Obama's white friend. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh that's a strong endorsement at a time when Joe
Biden is so unpopular that somehow hating him is uniting
pro Israel and pro Palestine protesters.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So what does code to see in this guy?
Speaker 6 (15:01):
His swag, his whispery voice, what's left at his hair?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
Mostly his policies. There's so many chips from.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
Really see, I can't even think of any So go up,
I would think when he came into office, he immediately
got to work with the American Rescue Plan. He followed
it up with a bipartisans and Infrastructure Act, the Chips
and Science Act.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
The Chips and Sausa Act, Chips and Science. Oh, you know,
maybe we need to make policy more. But I think
you're right.
Speaker 14 (15:27):
There was his eightieth birthday when he had older candles.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
On his track.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, I guess we can have fun with glaring reminders
of his age. Turns out the things they get Dakota
excited are different from other voters.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
What did he think their problem.
Speaker 14 (15:41):
Was, Well, he is an older, straight white gentleman, and
in Democratic circles that's usually not what gets us excited.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
You know, I don't think there's anything we can do
about his oldness or his whiteness.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
But do you think he.
Speaker 11 (15:54):
Would consider exploring his sexuality?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Rash sure, Joe Biden tumbler fan fiction aside.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Could Dakota get Democrats fired up about Biden?
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Not like that.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm going to pretend to be someone who's not overly
enthused to vote for Joe Biden, and they want you
to convince me.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
All right, yeah, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
Do you love living in a democracy. Yes, Oh my gosh,
I've got the perfect candidate for you to vote for.
Who is it. It's the current president, Joe Biden.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
Oh well, you know it's a vote for normalcy, insanity,
and you know, keeping the institutions that have built our
constitutional republic for centuries.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Keeping things the same as they are now, with minor improvements,
with minor improvements. I mean, I guess one thing that's
good about Biden is he doesn't have the baggage, you know,
say that Hillary has.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
You know, I love Hillary.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Come on, maybe I've.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Been focusing on the wrong thing.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Maybe it isn't the voters that need the pep talk,
it's Joe Biden. And Dakota has some advice that will
shake the political landscape forever.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
I would say, keep doing what you're doing, but do
it better.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, way to pump them up. Well, there's always twenty
twenty eight, especially.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Can I please sit in the front, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Like most presidential elections, this election will be determined by disengaged,
working class independent voters from a few Midwest states. So
I'm at a gathering of such voters in Thornville, Ohio.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Okay, So it's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
We have a very exciting presidential election coming up, very exciting.
Everyone's really really happy about it. Who are you voting for?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Nobody? As none of your votes?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
No are you going to vote?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Hell no, Why don't you plan to vote?
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Because like, you're voting for two people who pretty much
doesn't care about your existence.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Like there's nothing that has been improving for us low
income people.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
It's been shit.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I have never voted in my life.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I never will vote. Juggalos don't get involved in politics.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yes, this is the Gathering of the Juggalos, a music
festival where young people in America's heartland explore new frontiers
in fashion, self care, and the arts while enjoying the
music of Insane Clown Posse and other popular acts of
the murder clown genre. These tens of thousands of disengaged
youths could be a powerful voting block if only a
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political party would address the issues they care about.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
A hundred percent. I believe global warming is real.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Manigga's hotter and hotter and hot.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
They go through the summers. You know it's nine am
and you already have your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
How do you feel about cutting taxes for billionaires.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Yes, I think billionaires should pay more taxes.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
In a way, they're sociopathic clowns.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Legalizing drugs, trans rights, being pro choice women's rights.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I think mari ethos are based upon however.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
You want to be, you know, a killer clown.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
If you want to be a trans killer clown, by
all means, please do.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I'm really glad that the killer clown community has opened
up to the trans community as well. And there's one
policy preference. The juggle Letes feel especially strongly about abortions.
That's that's women, That's how it.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
No one has control over that but us.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
We don't want to getting nutted in and have babies.
All this sounds like I will be.
Speaker 12 (19:14):
I'd like to be child three in my twenties.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
I'm gonna put that on a T shirt. By the way, Yeah,
that'd be a killer T shirt.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Unsurprisingly, the Juggalos were interested in the third party candidate,
and their pick turned out to be more politically viable
than RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
The world will be a much better place in my opinion,
if they're a Juggalo in the I need the clouds
will turn pink. If a Juggalo com Honestly, I like
how a violent Jay's mindset works. Okay, yeah, or Shaggy
two dope.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I'd have them up in the White House.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Don't you.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
I'd say Shaggy as president and then violent Jays second.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
And that makes sense too, as because President Violent.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Ja might scare some people.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Of course, the.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Juggalos would want one of their own in the White House.
So I put on my best Juggalo formal were to
find out if Violent j himself would accept the nomination.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
That no, that is no.
Speaker 12 (20:04):
Amount of money.
Speaker 14 (20:04):
You've got to go places. Yeah, they give you an itinerary.
You got to get up all early as shit.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
That's the number one qualification of the present. You have
to get up early.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Even though Violent Ja refused the mandate of commander in chief,
he had clear policy preferencies on everything from mass deportation.
Speaker 14 (20:20):
Though now I remember why I hated Trump that.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Wall shit, to women's rights and the right to beatle shit,
environmental conservation.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
We think we're the superior animal on this planet.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Right, let me tell you what the superior animal is,
a whale.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It's the biggest and progressive taxation.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
My mom to the Democrats basically are saying less taxes
on the poor, more taxes.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
On the rears.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
I'm assuming you pay taxes up.
Speaker 11 (20:44):
The panus, and I'm happy about it.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
I paid double what they ask I.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Was starting to get a sense of where violent j
stood on the issues. But did the head of the
insane clown Nation see himself in any of the candidates
to lead our insane clown nation?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
A little pussy holdish on the fact that he refused
to paint his beard, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Yeah, he's a pussy because he didn't paint his beard.
A pussy hurt? All right? What about good old DT?
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Okay, because he's all about that wall?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
All right?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
This is Tim Walls. This is Kamala Harris's VP.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Who Kamala Harris?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
This herbe vice president?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, I'm absolutely opinionless.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
I'm that man. All right. Last, we have Kamala.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
I wanted to win because she's a Democrat and I
love my mom.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Okay, I see it. All right, that's a beautiful senator.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Yeah, how do you say her first name?
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Kamala?
Speaker 10 (21:50):
Kamala?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, Kamala like kama La.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
That's fresh. Sorry, Maddon, mushrooms are kicking out.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Oh sure, sure, I forgot man so violent, Jay is
backing Harrison. See, not all jugglers are sitting this election out. Now,
what are the odds he's gonna remembered about?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
On November fifth?
Speaker 9 (22:21):
What you?
Speaker 14 (22:25):
I'll explore more shows from the Daily Show podcast universe
by searching.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
The Daily Show wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Watch The Daily Show weeknights at eleven ten.
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Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on
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