April 18, 2025 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy needs a pep talk - then later goes Ron Burgundy on the teleprompter.. - We give one of our favorite parody songs a spin - with Jackie and Tater on backups.. - Pillars reads from out listener letters mailbag.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take on a script entitled, “A Whale of a Tale”.. - Comedian Brad Stine explains why he doesn’t get PETA.. - We’ll call over the Red Hot Talent for an update from Murray.. - Pillars shares a funny story about Sha-Na-Na.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes in search of the mythical Chupacabra.. - and we’ll wrap up with more letters from our listeners…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have more than everybody. The Big Show is right
here on the radio. Shakes me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you're buying their bloody grill and sauce, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and Begorah.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
How ah, yeah, I could have been here.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Hey, all right, we've talked to you for like twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I know already morning and already I send trouble. I
don't know. I haven't even talked to him. Yeah, is
my job?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Oh lord, here goes Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Y'all just don't appreciate the man's pain.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
I'm I'm here for a big guy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, I just you know, it's a stupid job we have.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
The thing about this is like some gout in Texas
once I said about football. You have to be smart
enough to understand it and stupid enough to think it's.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Important that day, you know, I mean, you know, it
was a lot easier for we were popular.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, oh yeah, so what are you saying?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I don't know, I'm about Rady just to go back,
you know, just just get a little two thousand and
three thousand white radio station played a kind of music I.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Want to and my guests don't it do what I
want to do all till I been.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
In radio, says nineteen seventy five Junior Drot.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My first year out of high school, I didn't go
to college. I went and got me a job. So
you don't like mass communicating. You're into one at a
time and then get ready to go back to it
talking about going.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Man, get a place on the beach, playing some music
I want to play, not having to listen to everybody
whine and can play.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's a radio station.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
If you don't like what you're hearing, punch a button please,
she got other options.
Speaker 9 (02:25):
Have you listened to us out there?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
I'm tired of trying to.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Beat the light of everybody's life.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
As they once said, the higher you climb up the flagpole,
the more people see your ear.
Speaker 10 (02:34):
End.
Speaker 11 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Somebody quick bringing a baby so he can sniff its head.
I always calms him down, marry baby's head.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Calm him down by giving him candy. He calls candy yum.
Y'all meet him up.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I'll tell you if I have to hear you come
in and wind about some program director in Poe dunk Idaho,
don't like what kind of song I'm play, dunk Illinois whatever,
would tell him to get him another morning.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Radio show, Potlecker. He can't, he has a contract. Well,
tamn to read it.
Speaker 11 (03:09):
Oh well, and don't group all these great people that
listen and love the show never complain.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I know it's the ones like that that will own you.
For Queen another one bites it does.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But did you see it?
Speaker 12 (03:19):
Way?
Speaker 11 (03:20):
Did you see the flood of people when I went
on about that, they came in to say, hey, you
did nothing wrong to worry. But there were ten times
more of those than there were those that complained.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I know you got to sit down and read them all.
I did not mind reading them. Thank you, each and
every one.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Back of way were up. You know, two or three
thousand watts. You know, we got like two letters a week.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
See, this is the problem with direct communication. This is
the problem that email causes it because people can pop
off right then and send it to you. In the
old days, you'd have to sit down, write a letter,
address it, go get a stamp and put it in
a mailbox.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
By the time all that came around.
Speaker 11 (03:57):
You were like, A it wasn't that big a deal. Yeah,
now you can zip, zip zip and send it right
off without thinking about the you know, the instant emotion
on paper. And people don't use good grammar, they don't
use good punctuation, and they sometimes sends letters in all caps,
and the impression that you get as the reader is
that they're screaming at you, or they're meaning things they
don't mean.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Email is not see.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Imagine how much more inside it you would be if
you could type.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
See, no, I got it, ended it long before.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
Now this is and you know it a great job.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah what and why is that to be so early
in the morning.
Speaker 11 (04:33):
That's the downside. But you see, as we've pointed out
to you, twenty minutes after you get up, the worst
part of your day's over.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I don't think so random, all right.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Maybe I popped off with emotion because I just had
to get up and drive here with.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
A bunch of idiots.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, well make me stay home.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh you mean the other people on the road.
Speaker 12 (04:56):
Yeah, I think about this.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
Pick up the phone right now and ask that guy
what he does with Okay, hello, big shop.
Speaker 13 (05:05):
Yeah, yes, sir, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, Yeah. What's your what's your name? Man Phil Bill
out of Nashville. Yeah, Bill, what are you doing this morning?
Speaker 13 (05:14):
I'm driving my truck cross cut.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Drover you well saying that's a tough job.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
But you know the thing about it, when you sleepy,
I guess unless you're behind schedule, can you just pull
over and sleep?
Speaker 12 (05:23):
Bill?
Speaker 13 (05:24):
No, get up about three thirty are morning and take off.
Blessed you guys about five am in the morning sewn
rout between Nashville and dox elevel morning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Thirty thirty in the morning. Whoa boy? What times your
day over?
Speaker 10 (05:35):
Bill?
Speaker 13 (05:35):
Five days over? About eleven o'clock. And then I get
the opportunity to go work on motorcycles in my little
motorcycle shop in nash Tennessee that I opened up bout
a year.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, what's the name of your motorcycle shop? Bill? Plug yourself?
Speaker 13 (05:47):
Man the in fields, restoration and custom building.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Cool, I hear you, man.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
So so you get your work over with and then
eleven o'clock you go work on your motorcycles.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What you want to do?
Speaker 13 (05:57):
Yes, sir, I enjoyed both my jobs. I've got a
good lot, and good.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
To Pandert because you're on the phone. But Johnny's having
kind of a rough day. Tell him how much he
helps you through your day when when you get to listen.
Speaker 13 (06:08):
Oh man, I love it though, I love you boys,
I appreciate you, and I really appreciate.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Thank you, all right, Bill, thank you, buddy. It was
a pleasure talking to you. It's good to have a
wonderful person listening to the big show like you.
Speaker 14 (06:20):
Man.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
You keep me safe out there, keep between the ditching
and Boil's own road mine, he said, thanks for listening. Okay,
all right, all right, I'm happy. I'm gonna go get
some coffee, be back and give your legs off thistle
stupid contest, John boy, cacadatle up and Adam. Welcome to Friday,
(06:50):
April the eighteenth. It's good Friday head in the easter weekend. Indeed,
all right, well here we go. Three dates in history
of this will be our categories. Your legs up for outburst.
April eighteenth to nineteen forty five. Saint Louis Brown outfielder
Pete Gray went one for four in his first major
(07:13):
league game. By the way, Pete had only one arm
Wow about that man.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I move up to nineteen fifty five. Albert E.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Einstein died at the age of seventy six. He regretted
until the end his decision to encourage the development of
the atomic bomb. The researchers eventually studied Einstein's brain, so
they found no notable differences to any other normal human.
Until the studies began, Einstein's brain was kept inside a
(07:43):
portable beer cooler, and that was before they had yet
it And finally was on this date. In nineteen ninety,
a jury awarded a Saint Louis woman twenty seven five
hundred dollars in damages from a man who bitter on
the butt talks in a local bar. Woman tested that
the bike calls such searing and throbbing pain she could
(08:03):
not sit down for three days. Well, there you go.
There's where we're getting there. Three categories. Who wants to
play one night hundred big show. You told free line.
Come on, we'll play Outbursts next Good Morning Friday Big
(08:42):
Shows on the radio.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
There we go, Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game
that anyone can win. Shon, boys, Bully, give the prizes
from the Big Prize pa.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 15 (09:04):
This should be a lot.
Speaker 16 (09:06):
Of fun when you're playing ups.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Have the hurry up and.
Speaker 16 (09:10):
Guest time you love the best time you level big shots.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Let's say, hey to test name.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Shot.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Jackie looked like a one armed paper hanger back there
trying to find any It's Jeff from Murphreysboro, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good morning, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Good morning, Joe boy, Billy Jack. You weren't distracting Jackie
on the phone where she couldn't get the name up here?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Were you there?
Speaker 17 (09:48):
Jeff?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You're talking a little trash aby.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Moddy.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're glad you here, Jeff. Let's even get through these
three categories.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
On give it a track speaking of only one in
honor of our one arm Saint Lois Brown player. We
need three things you only have one of Ready.
Speaker 17 (10:07):
Go wife, some mother father.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Okay, I was thinking body parts, but there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You're absolutely right. Okay, this is the way you look
at that.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I'm just waiting for somebody to break out the comedy
as early I go, Jeff. Category number two, three things
you can keep in a beer cooler. Ready go beer
I hot log Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And for to win three things you bite, Ready go.
Speaker 17 (10:42):
Hamburger Hot Gal Chief Family.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
We could have also accepted the Big One mother, father
and wife. Jeff, you got to get card my budget.
Visit Myrtlebeach dot com. Think about us when you spend
in the Dad Bunny a frustrated tellers first time.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
This makes you On the radio, John Bop Benn and
Tyler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Hi?
Speaker 18 (11:15):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Are they funny?
Speaker 12 (11:28):
Are they funny? Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Your morning? This weeks you on the radio, moving to
you Morning Tighter.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
My little stupid Billy just ponted out our album that
we're featuring cuts off of twenty for twenty.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It has forty one trucks. Yeah, and I'm like, what
do we do the bonus version?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
And then we figured out we released this this double
album a while back. It was supposed to be I
Was Born, supposed to be two for twenty. Tayter kind
of wrote down the time.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Guys, think about it, Tator, has this show ever gone
twenty for twenty on anything.
Speaker 19 (12:40):
Don't get lead.
Speaker 20 (12:40):
That was all up there.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Something to mister Burgundy.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Yes, Randy Crook, just because she has it on the teleprompty,
you can't get all the flame of her.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Your name is on the album, it says John one
boy and Billy two for twenty. It only took me
two and a half hours and Billy Billy had to
point it out.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yes, twenty for twenty. Yeah, well his name is closer
to the twenty. Well, so you stay classy. You don't
know about detainer writes it down.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
I'll read it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
So two for twenty forty one tracks nineteen ninety nine
in the bit box.
Speaker 17 (13:24):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
This makes us one for twenty year.
Speaker 20 (13:27):
Maybe when they create their album they can title it
twenty for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm sorry, it was all right. Let's get back on
crime good morning to make sure it's on the radio.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Go ahead, nold on for me there, youse.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Then it's communicate telephonically. Got Joe old hoard neword for
to go to work this morning, walk.
Speaker 17 (14:25):
Man, Hello, his heart all my life on a fat
about it?
Speaker 11 (14:31):
Oh man, John won't bit the here hurry singer, you
begg on Harry, no driving, nose picking mater farm in
prayer work.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
That's my name, don't wear it out. Wasn't new with
you there, Bud. How was your weekend there? Oh man?
What happened Devers?
Speaker 17 (14:48):
Daddy Reid Comebine took us fishing.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Sounds right up your alley?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
What happened?
Speaker 17 (14:52):
Well, we had to carry the raid to the hospital
with a fish stuck in his butt.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
I did good story.
Speaker 17 (15:01):
Yeah. What happened was Devert was rising his daddy about
how he likes him real young girls, you know. Yeah,
he's saying stuff like, hey, daddy, you pull a gutter
down there, old Lizzie McGuire and cook it up for
us in her easy bake oven. You know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, funny stuff.
Speaker 17 (15:16):
Yeah, Well was here it went on, salong Reed was
getting by halfway hot about it. The whole thing come
to a head about three hours in Old Red pulled
the puniest lettle old crappy ever seen out of the water.
Dever says, hey, Daddy, right in there looks young enough
to be your next girlfriend. Well, Reed, that had about enough,
so he says, bother, y'all can kiss my fanny. Never
(15:37):
says make it beire doctor kill there. So Reed turns around,
drops his breeches and says, puck her up, Buttercup, that's run,
mature bunch. I'm running with you now. Old Rags don't
have him a bearer twelve by that point, so he's
a little bit unsteady on his feet. He lost his
balance and fell right down on his big old caboose,
and when he gets up, that little bitty fish was
(15:59):
stuck way up his rear end. That's what he said.
Of course, men never just busted out laughing, which didn't
help matter or not. Reid says, why do you chuckle
heads come over here and pull this thing out of
my butt? I said, I believe that's the first time
I ever heard a man fay that. The never goes
over and gets ready of yank. I said, well, hello,
hold on there, good buddy, you might not want to
(16:20):
do that. He says, why come? I said, well, you
know a fish, You got them gills and they're all
covered with scales. He said, I don't follow you. I said, well,
remember them metal things with the spikes on they used
to put at the answers to the drive in. If
you make that fish back up Reid might be in
for some severe tire damage.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Had you share a campaign of vivid pictures.
Speaker 17 (16:42):
Yeah, I'm what you call a wordsmith. Anyways, we took
the boat back to the dock and throw the blanket
over reads little problem man. He carried him over to
the bait shop. I figured they'd know what to do.
Got in there, I said, mister, we need some help,
and we need it bad. And the feller at the
counter says, well, what's the problem. I said, well, I
can show you a whole lot better than I can
explain it. So I pulled the blanket off, and Rid
(17:05):
kindly bends over and he says, so, what do you think?
And the feller says, well, I think you need to
show your food up a little bit better.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I would ask what happened next, when I'm afraid you'd
tell me yeah, And.
Speaker 17 (17:19):
Don't neither one of us, won't. That doctor the hospital says,
ready to be back to his old self in a
couple of weeks. That's the best he could do. That's
not even run here. Mendevert's gonna check in on crappy
Gilmore before we're gonna learn. You're gonna say, yeah, well,
you tell him. I said, hell, know what you mean, y'all.
Don't came from straight up here.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
You more than everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
The big yell is on the radio.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man Holly.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Ain't a motivational speaker. A thirty five years old.
Speaker 18 (17:59):
I am right DeVore in every morning I listened to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
When I wake up.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
In a Vya river, go on and laugh.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
And leave the radio work.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Good morning. To make show us on the radio coming out.
We're gonna play some John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 12 (18:52):
Look at that.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Some of our top seven albums of the past years.
We track them on the John Boy and Billy bid
box and one of our favorite tunes off songs we
love to sing right here.
Speaker 16 (19:10):
If you see a faded sign by the side of
the road that says fifteen miles.
Speaker 21 (19:15):
To the shack Raggy, look at it down.
Speaker 16 (19:38):
I got me a hot tubby said biggures Away and
the head and one down to the love Shack. I
got to j Goozzy. It seats about twenty soul. Hurry
up and bring that hot new honey.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
Play the Shack Baby.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Love Shack Baby, Shack shack.
Speaker 21 (20:10):
Nun shot Shot Shot.
Speaker 22 (20:16):
Shot Shot sign says stay away fools, shaddam rules up
the love of shot right smack.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
In the middle of my wreck.
Speaker 14 (20:31):
It's a funky old shack and your better stay back
solder on the front.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Poor snigger's in.
Speaker 14 (20:39):
The driveway, thistles in the backyard. She's in a hot
place where we get.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
The shack bay.
Speaker 15 (21:01):
He love shack baby, freaking and rubbing dad. He needs
some loving.
Speaker 16 (21:14):
Next to nothing because it's hot as an oven. The
full shack chimmy, The full shack chimmy. The full shock
jimmy is when cluster bomb start dropping around, then the brown,
then the every folk's lighting up outside just to get.
Speaker 22 (21:38):
Down every freaking out the shock.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, hey girl, you got it going on with your
fine sad. I mean you are thick, oh.
Speaker 23 (21:51):
So dumb, it's so crazy.
Speaker 20 (21:53):
Oh they he can my car beat, keep.
Speaker 19 (21:57):
In my car detailed.
Speaker 20 (21:58):
Listen to you.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Puffed in my hottop.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
It's as big as a well and it's about to
say sun, I gotta jack oozy. It's it's about twenty
so come on and bring that part new bunny.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Love Shock baby.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Shack sure, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Why it's up.
Speaker 19 (22:43):
Hey, who do you like better?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Ooda or khus I like the daddy?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
No, you need the dom yeah, he old to yo,
you need a cord war?
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Do we do?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I feel right back.
Speaker 18 (22:59):
On the door.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Hey, did anybody else hear that.
Speaker 18 (23:05):
Bang on the door?
Speaker 14 (23:08):
No?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
No, no, listen, there it is again, bang bang on
the door. Now, don't know who you telling me?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
You didn't hear it that time?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Stang, bang bang on the door. Oh look it's the
US money bag. Bang bang on the door. Bang bang
bang on the door. Baby bang bang.
Speaker 22 (23:33):
They're at the door, baby bang, they're right downside.
Speaker 21 (23:41):
There's nobody home, he said, day what you are soul mustard?
Speaker 24 (23:52):
Shut shut?
Speaker 12 (23:55):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Sure, Maybe that's when it's that.
Speaker 12 (24:04):
Not enough rub and not the lord y?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio. All right,
is John Bog You have any time right now?
Speaker 15 (24:18):
I did.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Before you consider taking in a couple of these as pets,
be warned that a mated pair can produce up to
fifteen thousand offspring in a single year.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
What are the weighings? Is that's a good get? It
seems like it sometimes. What y'all think?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
One eight hundred Big Show you're toe free lionel starar
calling nine go do we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Let's do it.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It is a big show on ALREADYO moving around ale
of the Owe.
Speaker 17 (25:14):
That is time.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yes, live on across America. Heats John. Let out of
the audi, John and now your host. Before you take
him in as a pets, be warned that he produces
up to fifteen thousand pooties a week. He's John Moore.
I say hello to Gerald at a union South Carolina.
(25:40):
Good morning Gerald, Good morning John Byrney Morning Hi Jerald.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Before you consider taking in a couple of these as
pets be worn at the mated pair can produce up
to fifteen thousand offspring in a single year.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
I'm thinking rabbits show us rabbits study.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Like like what am I thinking of rabbits?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Have you ever seen rabbits do it?
Speaker 14 (26:09):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
You know I have cable.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I saw bugs bunny dress.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
That campbit.
Speaker 20 (26:19):
Way.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Jerald'll give you a little lesson on rabbits.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I said.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Rabbits like want to be here and want to be here,
and it's just running.
Speaker 17 (26:26):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, I like talry about two or three feet away.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Run up.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I know how they feel. So it's like the way INSS.
Speaker 13 (26:35):
Okay, Yes, Gerald, I like to I like to say
hey to my dad he was probably listening to all right.
Speaker 17 (26:41):
Now. His name is also Jerald.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Also Gerald, Yeah Japanese.
Speaker 17 (26:50):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 13 (26:50):
By the way, I'm a first time caller. Man, all right, Jed.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Also junior dare Thank you, Jerald.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
We appreciate y'all. See y'all, al I didn Let's go
of a beautiful Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Bill is on the line.
Speaker 17 (27:03):
Hello, Bill, How you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You a good man? Sending a bear thinking?
Speaker 17 (27:08):
What you think?
Speaker 21 (27:09):
Richard?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
What I mean?
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
What you got Bill?
Speaker 17 (27:17):
Spighters?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Spiders? Let's see spiders. Boy, that would be creepy, wouldn't Yeah, Man,
all right, Bill, Yes that yeah, no, no, no, no,
you were wrong. Bill. Oh that's all right, buddy. We
appreciate you playing.
Speaker 17 (27:37):
All right, all right. I was glad to get through.
I can never get through.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So now the hard part's over. Now you get that
right answer, You're in all right, Bill, We'll see you, buddy.
Guy at of Lake City, Florida is up next. Hello, Guy, Hey, Hey,
what are you thinking?
Speaker 12 (27:54):
Guy?
Speaker 17 (27:55):
I think it's rat You think it's rats? You are so.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Hate fifteen thousand offscrings just from a single pair of rats.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's up. You don't know what else I got to do,
you know?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah a rat?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You hold on, god Jack, You'll get your information, so
we'll get your name inhead.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Hi budd it okay, ran new playhouse acted out ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Still another pass back for you less than thirty minutes
from right now. It's a big sell. Oh letting somebody
better tam it than me, tell you than me?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Time might be the Big Show?
Speaker 6 (28:41):
That stuff picking me up at you?
Speaker 18 (28:44):
Whoa, it's you, Marthel. What am I doing well when
I'm not hanging up on right thing? Fat boying trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness. I'm lifting to
my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boyant Billy
and The Big Show. Oh Martell, just stop, No, I
won't tell Randy it's that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Hello, good morning. The Big Show is on the radio. Alright,
(29:38):
fellas catching up on the mail before this long weekend.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Hold on second, I gotta get Let me hear from
Fred Weach Fred week from Nashville, Florida.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
The Wheatster.
Speaker 10 (29:53):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Basically, it's a letter about how much he likes the
grilling sauce. I'm gonna cut right to the chase, okay.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
And then he's got a series of pictures of him
cooking in different locations, holding up different CDs.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
So what is that about? All I was cooking the ribs,
I listened to the Rocket Science. Yeah yeah, okay, so
that's it would really ruin the story.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Otherwise it's just picture him with all these different all
these yeah, he just it's like that. I mean, and
they're all pretty much in that.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Not as much a fan letter as a cry for help.
Speaker 18 (30:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Speaking of cry for help, you know, we get a
lot of letters from our captive audiences. Yeah, I hear
from Lisa Garrett. What prison for some some place up
in Troy, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Salut salad.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Basically she she.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh look the stationary says, greetings from the hole.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
It's basically a five page letter telling about her story.
It's like a woman she could have told in one page,
but she's got to go into detail, so she prattles
on for four solid pages, finally getting to the point.
As you know, she's just like an autograph picture, so
you know, you know, she's got time on her hands.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
She got plenty of time, and it sounds like she's
got plenty of time left on her hands.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh wait, Lasten, Yeah, we'll take care of you, breaking
probation to go to a race. Something good like that.
She's attending the library while she's in the slammer. Did
she want some like credentials or something. Yeah, she did.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
I put her on the list.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
I don't know if she'd be out in time. But
I got another one here, this one from Dana Leaden.
Ain't know what this is about. Thank you for helping
to make the Big Show my favorite radio show. And
then she shows a picture of herself in here, and.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I believe this is for you. Would just stick his
back in the old.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
There.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
Now, I got one here. It's just it's written big
yeah with a fine point pen. So the letters are huge.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Written in the back of a flatbed truck going on
the highway or some guy.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Some guy from Danivielle, Virginia, Peter United, We stand A
little card note here says dear, I should probably do
this in the right voice, dear Gihon, boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Now that one doesn't have a photo. Good morning, A
(32:39):
Big Show is on the radio. Hope you're Friday Mota going.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
All right, head it into Eastern Eastern weekend man Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Literally all right, I say my father read acts out.
O Man, I gotta be young Juic Stan. No, you're
no Billy. You're the same one you've been every time.
Speaker 12 (33:03):
Oh yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm the young Woodrow. I don't know if I'm do
young Woodrow. I've engulfed myself so much in in this character.
Just pretend you've been held back. You might be able
to handle that. Pretend.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Okay, all right, you're ready.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a
whale of a Tale.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Our story opens one warm spring day in nineteen sixty
five at Justin Wilson Elementary School in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 19 (33:44):
Okay, cheering, shimming down.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Now, time to start the lesson.
Speaker 19 (33:50):
I want all y'all to take out your size book.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Stop you laughing, Simes.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Today I saw John wood Friday.
Speaker 17 (34:01):
Simon down.
Speaker 20 (34:02):
Today, we're going to talk some more about my MOUs
What about who my oh my mom's mammals, mammals who
can talk to me?
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Who can told me?
Speaker 19 (34:17):
What we learned about my moms? Yesterday.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
I know, yes, you got back up my mouths and
the other teachers.
Speaker 24 (34:29):
My mouth got the warm blood, got hand on the
body somewhere, and they give birth to their cheerdrens and laugh.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
Not in an egg.
Speaker 19 (34:41):
Man, Good Usa, man, and nice to see something paint
attention around here?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
What't you say?
Speaker 20 (34:51):
My eyes up here?
Speaker 19 (34:55):
What is the largest mammal? What is the largest mamma
on the earth?
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (35:07):
I know that.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
I believe it's that one.
Speaker 19 (35:11):
Yeah that now woodoo boodo, y'all you said you know that, Yes.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
I did.
Speaker 9 (35:21):
The largest mamou is the whale.
Speaker 20 (35:24):
Mamou exactly right now. The well he looked like a
big fish, but it actually a mamou.
Speaker 19 (35:34):
Yo nerve racking money. Actually, mama, what else can you
tell me about him?
Speaker 6 (35:39):
They shuck that fret intro a hole in the top
of their heads right again.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Hey, they're so big they can swallow a man in
one BikeE big bike.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Hold on, hold on now what I said.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
They can swallow man in one big bike. Ain't even
got to chew them up none.
Speaker 19 (35:57):
Boy, where you get a crazy idea like that from
the Bible?
Speaker 9 (36:01):
Well, hey, old Jonland had him end up belly Patria.
Speaker 20 (36:03):
And trenaid, well, now soon the Bible ain't exactly no
science book.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Oh here we go, it's on.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
My daddy done told me watch out for you.
Speaker 24 (36:16):
He said that Miss Jacob, she got them big my mom,
she wanted them what you call secular humanoids.
Speaker 20 (36:27):
Boy, what I think about religion ain't got nothing to
do with teaching school.
Speaker 24 (36:32):
Day told me you say that, he said, when the
Serene Court you God out of the Louisiana public school system.
Speaker 7 (36:38):
Miss Jacob was one of them people in the newest
paper saying they did the right thing.
Speaker 19 (36:44):
People got all different kind of opinion on religion. I'm
teaching science.
Speaker 11 (36:49):
Sence, she's something that sounds like one of the kids
froimself part.
Speaker 23 (36:55):
So you said, But the first thing out of your mouth,
you saying the Bible scientific. Look, we'll got a gag,
big mouth. But the truth is really small, too small
for a man feeding. They eat little bitty teens called
plinkton a. Will ain't never swallowed nobody home?
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Okay, then what was it swallowing old Jonah in the Bible?
Speaker 19 (37:19):
I ain't you got no opinion on that.
Speaker 24 (37:21):
Well, now I reckon when I get to heaven, I
just ask Old Jonah what kind of animal it was
swallowing him up?
Speaker 20 (37:27):
Okay, you do that, but let me ask you this.
What if you get to heaven and he ain't there.
What if Old Jonah don't going to Hell?
Speaker 9 (37:34):
Well, then I reckon you can ask you what kind of.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. You can.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old lawyer from the Aco.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
Savo went T shirt cot In Off
You have more than everybody. The Big Show is right
here on the radio. Shakes me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you're buying their bloody grill and sauce, John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and Begorah.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
How ah, yeah, I could have been here.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Hey, all right, we've talked to you for like twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I know already morning and already I send trouble. I
don't know. I haven't even talked to him. Yeah, is
my job?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Oh lord, here goes Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Y'all just don't appreciate the man's pain.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
I'm I'm here for a big guy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, I just you know, it's a stupid job we have.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
The thing about this is like some gout in Texas
once I said about football. You have to be smart
enough to understand it and stupid enough to think it's.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Important that day, you know, I mean, you know, it
was a lot easier for we were popular.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, oh yeah, so what are you saying?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I don't know, I'm about Rady just to go back,
you know, just just get a little two thousand and
three thousand white radio station played a kind of music I.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Want to and my guests don't it do what I
want to do all till I been.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
In radio, says nineteen seventy five Junior Drot.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My first year out of high school, I didn't go
to college. I went and got me a job. So
you don't like mass communicating. You're into one at a
time and then get ready to go back to it
talking about going.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Man, get a place on the beach, playing some music
I want to play, not having to listen to everybody
whine and can play.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's a radio station.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
If you don't like what you're hearing, punch a button please,
she got other options.
Speaker 9 (02:25):
Have you listened to us out there?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
I'm tired of trying to.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Beat the light of everybody's life.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
As they once said, the higher you climb up the flagpole,
the more people see your ear.
Speaker 10 (02:34):
End.
Speaker 11 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Somebody quick bringing a baby so he can sniff its head.
I always calms him down, marry baby's head.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Calm him down by giving him candy. He calls candy yum.
Y'all meet him up.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I'll tell you if I have to hear you come
in and wind about some program director in Poe dunk Idaho,
don't like what kind of song I'm play, dunk Illinois whatever,
would tell him to get him another morning.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Radio show, Potlecker. He can't, he has a contract. Well,
tamn to read it.
Speaker 11 (03:09):
Oh well, and don't group all these great people that
listen and love the show never complain.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I know it's the ones like that that will own you.
For Queen another one bites it does.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But did you see it?
Speaker 12 (03:19):
Way?
Speaker 11 (03:20):
Did you see the flood of people when I went
on about that, they came in to say, hey, you
did nothing wrong to worry. But there were ten times
more of those than there were those that complained.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I know you got to sit down and read them all.
I did not mind reading them. Thank you, each and
every one.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Back of way were up. You know, two or three
thousand watts. You know, we got like two letters a week.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
See, this is the problem with direct communication. This is
the problem that email causes it because people can pop
off right then and send it to you. In the
old days, you'd have to sit down, write a letter,
address it, go get a stamp and put it in
a mailbox.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
By the time all that came around.
Speaker 11 (03:57):
You were like, A it wasn't that big a deal. Yeah,
now you can zip, zip zip and send it right
off without thinking about the you know, the instant emotion
on paper. And people don't use good grammar, they don't
use good punctuation, and they sometimes sends letters in all caps,
and the impression that you get as the reader is
that they're screaming at you, or they're meaning things they
don't mean.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Email is not see.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Imagine how much more inside it you would be if
you could type.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
See, no, I got it, ended it long before.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
Now this is and you know it a great job.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah what and why is that to be so early
in the morning.
Speaker 11 (04:33):
That's the downside. But you see, as we've pointed out
to you, twenty minutes after you get up, the worst
part of your day's over.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I don't think so random, all right.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Maybe I popped off with emotion because I just had
to get up and drive here with.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
A bunch of idiots.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, well make me stay home.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh you mean the other people on the road.
Speaker 12 (04:56):
Yeah, I think about this.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
Pick up the phone right now and ask that guy
what he does with Okay, hello, big shop.
Speaker 13 (05:05):
Yeah, yes, sir, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, Yeah. What's your what's your name? Man Phil Bill
out of Nashville. Yeah, Bill, what are you doing this morning?
Speaker 13 (05:14):
I'm driving my truck cross cut.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Drover you well saying that's a tough job.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
But you know the thing about it, when you sleepy,
I guess unless you're behind schedule, can you just pull
over and sleep?
Speaker 12 (05:23):
Bill?
Speaker 13 (05:24):
No, get up about three thirty are morning and take off.
Blessed you guys about five am in the morning sewn
rout between Nashville and dox elevel morning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Thirty thirty in the morning. Whoa boy? What times your
day over?
Speaker 10 (05:35):
Bill?
Speaker 13 (05:35):
Five days over? About eleven o'clock. And then I get
the opportunity to go work on motorcycles in my little
motorcycle shop in nash Tennessee that I opened up bout
a year.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, what's the name of your motorcycle shop? Bill? Plug yourself?
Speaker 13 (05:47):
Man the in fields, restoration and custom building.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Cool, I hear you, man.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
So so you get your work over with and then
eleven o'clock you go work on your motorcycles.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What you want to do?
Speaker 13 (05:57):
Yes, sir, I enjoyed both my jobs. I've got a
good lot, and good.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
To Pandert because you're on the phone. But Johnny's having
kind of a rough day. Tell him how much he
helps you through your day when when you get to listen.
Speaker 13 (06:08):
Oh man, I love it though, I love you boys,
I appreciate you, and I really appreciate.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Thank you, all right, Bill, thank you, buddy. It was
a pleasure talking to you. It's good to have a
wonderful person listening to the big show like you.
Speaker 14 (06:20):
Man.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
You keep me safe out there, keep between the ditching
and Boil's own road mine, he said, thanks for listening. Okay,
all right, all right, I'm happy. I'm gonna go get
some coffee, be back and give your legs off thistle
stupid contest, John boy, cacadatle up and Adam. Welcome to Friday,
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April the eighteenth. It's good Friday head in the easter weekend. Indeed,
all right, well here we go. Three dates in history
of this will be our categories. Your legs up for outburst.
April eighteenth to nineteen forty five. Saint Louis Brown outfielder
Pete Gray went one for four in his first major
(07:13):
league game. By the way, Pete had only one arm
Wow about that man.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I move up to nineteen fifty five. Albert E.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Einstein died at the age of seventy six. He regretted
until the end his decision to encourage the development of
the atomic bomb. The researchers eventually studied Einstein's brain, so
they found no notable differences to any other normal human.
Until the studies began, Einstein's brain was kept inside a
(07:43):
portable beer cooler, and that was before they had yet
it And finally was on this date. In nineteen ninety,
a jury awarded a Saint Louis woman twenty seven five
hundred dollars in damages from a man who bitter on
the butt talks in a local bar. Woman tested that
the bike calls such searing and throbbing pain she could
(08:03):
not sit down for three days. Well, there you go.
There's where we're getting there. Three categories. Who wants to
play one night hundred big show. You told free line.
Come on, we'll play Outbursts next Good Morning Friday Big
(08:42):
Shows on the radio.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
There we go, Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game
that anyone can win. Shon, boys, Bully, give the prizes
from the Big Prize pa.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 15 (09:04):
This should be a lot.
Speaker 16 (09:06):
Of fun when you're playing ups.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Have the hurry up and.
Speaker 16 (09:10):
Guest time you love the best time you level big shots.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Let's say, hey to test name.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Shot.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Jackie looked like a one armed paper hanger back there
trying to find any It's Jeff from Murphreysboro, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good morning, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Good morning, Joe boy, Billy Jack. You weren't distracting Jackie
on the phone where she couldn't get the name up here?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Were you there?
Speaker 17 (09:48):
Jeff?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You're talking a little trash aby.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Moddy.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're glad you here, Jeff. Let's even get through these
three categories.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
On give it a track speaking of only one in
honor of our one arm Saint Lois Brown player. We
need three things you only have one of Ready.
Speaker 17 (10:07):
Go wife, some mother father.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Okay, I was thinking body parts, but there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You're absolutely right. Okay, this is the way you look
at that.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I'm just waiting for somebody to break out the comedy
as early I go, Jeff. Category number two, three things
you can keep in a beer cooler. Ready go beer
I hot log Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And for to win three things you bite, Ready go.
Speaker 17 (10:42):
Hamburger Hot Gal Chief Family.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
We could have also accepted the Big One mother, father
and wife. Jeff, you got to get card my budget.
Visit Myrtlebeach dot com. Think about us when you spend
in the Dad Bunny a frustrated tellers first time.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
This makes you On the radio, John Bop Benn and
Tyler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Hi?
Speaker 18 (11:15):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Are they funny?
Speaker 12 (11:28):
Are they funny? Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Your morning? This weeks you on the radio, moving to
you Morning Tighter.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
My little stupid Billy just ponted out our album that
we're featuring cuts off of twenty for twenty.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It has forty one trucks. Yeah, and I'm like, what
do we do the bonus version?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
And then we figured out we released this this double
album a while back. It was supposed to be I
Was Born, supposed to be two for twenty. Tayter kind
of wrote down the time.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Guys, think about it, Tator, has this show ever gone
twenty for twenty on anything.
Speaker 19 (12:40):
Don't get lead.
Speaker 20 (12:40):
That was all up there.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Something to mister Burgundy.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Yes, Randy Crook, just because she has it on the teleprompty,
you can't get all the flame of her.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Your name is on the album, it says John one
boy and Billy two for twenty. It only took me
two and a half hours and Billy Billy had to
point it out.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yes, twenty for twenty. Yeah, well his name is closer
to the twenty. Well, so you stay classy. You don't
know about detainer writes it down.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
I'll read it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
So two for twenty forty one tracks nineteen ninety nine
in the bit box.
Speaker 17 (13:24):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
This makes us one for twenty year.
Speaker 20 (13:27):
Maybe when they create their album they can title it
twenty for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm sorry, it was all right. Let's get back on
crime good morning to make sure it's on the radio.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Go ahead, nold on for me there, youse.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Then it's communicate telephonically. Got Joe old hoard neword for
to go to work this morning, walk.
Speaker 17 (14:25):
Man, Hello, his heart all my life on a fat
about it?
Speaker 11 (14:31):
Oh man, John won't bit the here hurry singer, you
begg on Harry, no driving, nose picking mater farm in
prayer work.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
That's my name, don't wear it out. Wasn't new with
you there, Bud. How was your weekend there? Oh man?
What happened Devers?
Speaker 17 (14:48):
Daddy Reid Comebine took us fishing.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Sounds right up your alley?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Man.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
What happened?
Speaker 17 (14:52):
Well, we had to carry the raid to the hospital
with a fish stuck in his butt.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
I did good story.
Speaker 17 (15:01):
Yeah. What happened was Devert was rising his daddy about
how he likes him real young girls, you know. Yeah,
he's saying stuff like, hey, daddy, you pull a gutter
down there, old Lizzie McGuire and cook it up for
us in her easy bake oven. You know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, funny stuff.
Speaker 17 (15:16):
Yeah, Well was here it went on, salong Reed was
getting by halfway hot about it. The whole thing come
to a head about three hours in Old Red pulled
the puniest lettle old crappy ever seen out of the water.
Dever says, hey, Daddy, right in there looks young enough
to be your next girlfriend. Well, Reed, that had about enough,
so he says, bother, y'all can kiss my fanny. Never
(15:37):
says make it beire doctor kill there. So Reed turns around,
drops his breeches and says, puck her up, Buttercup, that's run,
mature bunch. I'm running with you now. Old Rags don't
have him a bearer twelve by that point, so he's
a little bit unsteady on his feet. He lost his
balance and fell right down on his big old caboose,
and when he gets up, that little bitty fish was
(15:59):
stuck way up his rear end. That's what he said.
Of course, men never just busted out laughing, which didn't
help matter or not. Reid says, why do you chuckle
heads come over here and pull this thing out of
my butt? I said, I believe that's the first time
I ever heard a man fay that. The never goes
over and gets ready of yank. I said, well, hello,
hold on there, good buddy, you might not want to
(16:20):
do that. He says, why come? I said, well, you
know a fish, You got them gills and they're all
covered with scales. He said, I don't follow you. I said, well,
remember them metal things with the spikes on they used
to put at the answers to the drive in. If
you make that fish back up Reid might be in
for some severe tire damage.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Had you share a campaign of vivid pictures.
Speaker 17 (16:42):
Yeah, I'm what you call a wordsmith. Anyways, we took
the boat back to the dock and throw the blanket
over reads little problem man. He carried him over to
the bait shop. I figured they'd know what to do.
Got in there, I said, mister, we need some help,
and we need it bad. And the feller at the
counter says, well, what's the problem. I said, well, I
can show you a whole lot better than I can
explain it. So I pulled the blanket off, and Rid
(17:05):
kindly bends over and he says, so, what do you think?
And the feller says, well, I think you need to
show your food up a little bit better.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I would ask what happened next, when I'm afraid you'd
tell me yeah, And.
Speaker 17 (17:19):
Don't neither one of us, won't. That doctor the hospital says,
ready to be back to his old self in a
couple of weeks. That's the best he could do. That's
not even run here. Mendevert's gonna check in on crappy
Gilmore before we're gonna learn. You're gonna say, yeah, well,
you tell him. I said, hell, know what you mean, y'all.
Don't came from straight up here.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
You more than everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
The big yell is on the radio.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man Holly.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Ain't a motivational speaker. A thirty five years old.
Speaker 18 (17:59):
I am right DeVore in every morning I listened to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
When I wake up.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
In a Vya river, go on and laugh.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
And leave the radio work.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Good morning. To make show us on the radio coming out.
We're gonna play some John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 12 (18:52):
Look at that.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Some of our top seven albums of the past years.
We track them on the John Boy and Billy bid
box and one of our favorite tunes off songs we
love to sing right here.
Speaker 16 (19:10):
If you see a faded sign by the side of
the road that says fifteen miles.
Speaker 21 (19:15):
To the shack Raggy, look at it down.
Speaker 16 (19:38):
I got me a hot tubby said biggures Away and
the head and one down to the love Shack. I
got to j Goozzy. It seats about twenty soul. Hurry
up and bring that hot new honey.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
Play the Shack Baby.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Love Shack Baby, Shack shack.
Speaker 21 (20:10):
Nun shot Shot Shot.
Speaker 22 (20:16):
Shot Shot sign says stay away fools, shaddam rules up
the love of shot right smack.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
In the middle of my wreck.
Speaker 14 (20:31):
It's a funky old shack and your better stay back
solder on the front.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Poor snigger's in.
Speaker 14 (20:39):
The driveway, thistles in the backyard. She's in a hot
place where we get.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
The shack bay.
Speaker 15 (21:01):
He love shack baby, freaking and rubbing dad. He needs
some loving.
Speaker 16 (21:14):
Next to nothing because it's hot as an oven. The
full shack chimmy, The full shack chimmy. The full shock
jimmy is when cluster bomb start dropping around, then the brown,
then the every folk's lighting up outside just to get.
Speaker 22 (21:38):
Down every freaking out the shock.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, hey girl, you got it going on with your
fine sad. I mean you are thick, oh.
Speaker 23 (21:51):
So dumb, it's so crazy.
Speaker 20 (21:53):
Oh they he can my car beat, keep.
Speaker 19 (21:57):
In my car detailed.
Speaker 20 (21:58):
Listen to you.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Puffed in my hottop.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
It's as big as a well and it's about to
say sun, I gotta jack oozy. It's it's about twenty
so come on and bring that part new bunny.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Love Shock baby.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Shack sure, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Why it's up.
Speaker 19 (22:43):
Hey, who do you like better?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Ooda or khus I like the daddy?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
No, you need the dom yeah, he old to yo,
you need a cord war?
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Do we do?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I feel right back.
Speaker 18 (22:59):
On the door.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Hey, did anybody else hear that.
Speaker 18 (23:05):
Bang on the door?
Speaker 14 (23:08):
No?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
No, no, listen, there it is again, bang bang on
the door. Now, don't know who you telling me?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
You didn't hear it that time?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Stang, bang bang on the door. Oh look it's the
US money bag. Bang bang on the door. Bang bang
bang on the door. Baby bang bang.
Speaker 22 (23:33):
They're at the door, baby bang, they're right downside.
Speaker 21 (23:41):
There's nobody home, he said, day what you are soul mustard?
Speaker 24 (23:52):
Shut shut?
Speaker 12 (23:55):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Sure, Maybe that's when it's that.
Speaker 12 (24:04):
Not enough rub and not the lord y?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio. All right,
is John Bog You have any time right now?
Speaker 15 (24:18):
I did.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Before you consider taking in a couple of these as pets,
be warned that a mated pair can produce up to
fifteen thousand offspring in a single year.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
What are the weighings? Is that's a good get? It
seems like it sometimes. What y'all think?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
One eight hundred Big Show you're toe free lionel starar
calling nine go do we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Let's do it.
Speaker 12 (25:11):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It is a big show on ALREADYO moving around ale
of the Owe.
Speaker 17 (25:14):
That is time.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yes, live on across America. Heats John. Let out of
the audi, John and now your host. Before you take
him in as a pets, be warned that he produces
up to fifteen thousand pooties a week. He's John Moore.
I say hello to Gerald at a union South Carolina.
(25:40):
Good morning Gerald, Good morning John Byrney Morning Hi Jerald.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Before you consider taking in a couple of these as
pets be worn at the mated pair can produce up
to fifteen thousand offspring in a single year.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
I'm thinking rabbits show us rabbits study.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Like like what am I thinking of rabbits?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Have you ever seen rabbits do it?
Speaker 14 (26:09):
No?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
You know I have cable.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I saw bugs bunny dress.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
That campbit.
Speaker 20 (26:19):
Way.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Jerald'll give you a little lesson on rabbits.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I said.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Rabbits like want to be here and want to be here,
and it's just running.
Speaker 17 (26:26):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, I like talry about two or three feet away.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Run up.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I know how they feel. So it's like the way INSS.
Speaker 13 (26:35):
Okay, Yes, Gerald, I like to I like to say
hey to my dad he was probably listening to all right.
Speaker 17 (26:41):
Now. His name is also Jerald.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Also Gerald, Yeah Japanese.
Speaker 17 (26:50):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 13 (26:50):
By the way, I'm a first time caller. Man, all right, Jed.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Also junior dare Thank you, Jerald.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
We appreciate y'all. See y'all, al I didn Let's go
of a beautiful Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Bill is on the line.
Speaker 17 (27:03):
Hello, Bill, How you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You a good man? Sending a bear thinking?
Speaker 17 (27:08):
What you think?
Speaker 21 (27:09):
Richard?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
What I mean?
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
What you got Bill?
Speaker 17 (27:17):
Spighters?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Spiders? Let's see spiders. Boy, that would be creepy, wouldn't Yeah, Man,
all right, Bill, Yes that yeah, no, no, no, no,
you were wrong. Bill. Oh that's all right, buddy. We
appreciate you playing.
Speaker 17 (27:37):
All right, all right. I was glad to get through.
I can never get through.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So now the hard part's over. Now you get that
right answer, You're in all right, Bill, We'll see you, buddy.
Guy at of Lake City, Florida is up next. Hello, Guy, Hey, Hey,
what are you thinking?
Speaker 12 (27:54):
Guy?
Speaker 17 (27:55):
I think it's rat You think it's rats? You are so.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Hate fifteen thousand offscrings just from a single pair of rats.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's up. You don't know what else I got to do,
you know?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah a rat?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You hold on, god Jack, You'll get your information, so
we'll get your name inhead.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Hi budd it okay, ran new playhouse acted out ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Still another pass back for you less than thirty minutes
from right now. It's a big sell. Oh letting somebody
better tam it than me, tell you than me?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Time might be the Big Show?
Speaker 6 (28:41):
That stuff picking me up at you?
Speaker 18 (28:44):
Whoa, it's you, Marthel. What am I doing well when
I'm not hanging up on right thing? Fat boying trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness. I'm lifting to
my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boyant Billy
and The Big Show. Oh Martell, just stop, No, I
won't tell Randy it's that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Hello, good morning. The Big Show is on the radio. Alright,
(29:38):
fellas catching up on the mail before this long weekend.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Hold on second, I gotta get Let me hear from
Fred Weach Fred week from Nashville, Florida.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
The Wheatster.
Speaker 10 (29:53):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Basically, it's a letter about how much he likes the
grilling sauce. I'm gonna cut right to the chase, okay.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
And then he's got a series of pictures of him
cooking in different locations, holding up different CDs.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
So what is that about? All I was cooking the ribs,
I listened to the Rocket Science. Yeah yeah, okay, so
that's it would really ruin the story.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Otherwise it's just picture him with all these different all
these yeah, he just it's like that. I mean, and
they're all pretty much in that.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Not as much a fan letter as a cry for help.
Speaker 18 (30:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Speaking of cry for help, you know, we get a
lot of letters from our captive audiences. Yeah, I hear
from Lisa Garrett. What prison for some some place up
in Troy, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Salut salad.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Basically she she.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh look the stationary says, greetings from the hole.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
It's basically a five page letter telling about her story.
It's like a woman she could have told in one page,
but she's got to go into detail, so she prattles
on for four solid pages, finally getting to the point.
As you know, she's just like an autograph picture, so
you know, you know, she's got time on her hands.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
She got plenty of time, and it sounds like she's
got plenty of time left on her hands.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh wait, Lasten, Yeah, we'll take care of you, breaking
probation to go to a race. Something good like that.
She's attending the library while she's in the slammer. Did
she want some like credentials or something. Yeah, she did.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
I put her on the list.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
I don't know if she'd be out in time. But
I got another one here, this one from Dana Leaden.
Ain't know what this is about. Thank you for helping
to make the Big Show my favorite radio show. And
then she shows a picture of herself in here, and.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I believe this is for you. Would just stick his
back in the old.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
There.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
Now, I got one here. It's just it's written big
yeah with a fine point pen. So the letters are huge.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Written in the back of a flatbed truck going on
the highway or some guy.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Some guy from Danivielle, Virginia, Peter United, We stand A
little card note here says dear, I should probably do
this in the right voice, dear Gihon, boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Now that one doesn't have a photo. Good morning, A
(32:39):
Big Show is on the radio. Hope you're Friday Mota going.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
All right, head it into Eastern Eastern weekend man Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Literally all right, I say my father read acts out.
O Man, I gotta be young Juic Stan. No, you're
no Billy. You're the same one you've been every time.
Speaker 12 (33:03):
Oh yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm the young Woodrow. I don't know if I'm do
young Woodrow. I've engulfed myself so much in in this character.
Just pretend you've been held back. You might be able
to handle that. Pretend.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Okay, all right, you're ready.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a
whale of a Tale.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Our story opens one warm spring day in nineteen sixty
five at Justin Wilson Elementary School in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 19 (33:44):
Okay, cheering, shimming down.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Now, time to start the lesson.
Speaker 19 (33:50):
I want all y'all to take out your size book.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Stop you laughing, Simes.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Today I saw John wood Friday.
Speaker 17 (34:01):
Simon down.
Speaker 20 (34:02):
Today, we're going to talk some more about my MOUs
What about who my oh my mom's mammals, mammals who
can talk to me?
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Who can told me?
Speaker 19 (34:17):
What we learned about my moms? Yesterday.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
I know, yes, you got back up my mouths and
the other teachers.
Speaker 24 (34:29):
My mouth got the warm blood, got hand on the
body somewhere, and they give birth to their cheerdrens and laugh.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
Not in an egg.
Speaker 19 (34:41):
Man, Good Usa, man, and nice to see something paint
attention around here?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
What't you say?
Speaker 20 (34:51):
My eyes up here?
Speaker 19 (34:55):
What is the largest mammal? What is the largest mamma
on the earth?
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (35:07):
I know that.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
I believe it's that one.
Speaker 19 (35:11):
Yeah that now woodoo boodo, y'all you said you know that, Yes.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
I did.
Speaker 9 (35:21):
The largest mamou is the whale.
Speaker 20 (35:24):
Mamou exactly right now. The well he looked like a
big fish, but it actually a mamou.
Speaker 19 (35:34):
Yo nerve racking money. Actually, mama, what else can you
tell me about him?
Speaker 6 (35:39):
They shuck that fret intro a hole in the top
of their heads right again.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Hey, they're so big they can swallow a man in
one BikeE big bike.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Hold on, hold on now what I said.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
They can swallow man in one big bike. Ain't even
got to chew them up none.
Speaker 19 (35:57):
Boy, where you get a crazy idea like that from
the Bible?
Speaker 9 (36:01):
Well, hey, old Jonland had him end up belly Patria.
Speaker 20 (36:03):
And trenaid, well, now soon the Bible ain't exactly no
science book.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Oh here we go, it's on.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
My daddy done told me watch out for you.
Speaker 24 (36:16):
He said that Miss Jacob, she got them big my mom,
she wanted them what you call secular humanoids.
Speaker 20 (36:27):
Boy, what I think about religion ain't got nothing to
do with teaching school.
Speaker 24 (36:32):
Day told me you say that, he said, when the
Serene Court you God out of the Louisiana public school system.
Speaker 7 (36:38):
Miss Jacob was one of them people in the newest
paper saying they did the right thing.
Speaker 19 (36:44):
People got all different kind of opinion on religion. I'm
teaching science.
Speaker 11 (36:49):
Sence, she's something that sounds like one of the kids
froimself part.
Speaker 23 (36:55):
So you said, But the first thing out of your mouth,
you saying the Bible scientific. Look, we'll got a gag,
big mouth. But the truth is really small, too small
for a man feeding. They eat little bitty teens called
plinkton a. Will ain't never swallowed nobody home?
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Okay, then what was it swallowing old Jonah in the Bible?
Speaker 19 (37:19):
I ain't you got no opinion on that.
Speaker 24 (37:21):
Well, now I reckon when I get to heaven, I
just ask Old Jonah what kind of animal it was
swallowing him up?
Speaker 20 (37:27):
Okay, you do that, but let me ask you this.
What if you get to heaven and he ain't there.
What if Old Jonah don't going to Hell?
Speaker 9 (37:34):
Well, then I reckon you can ask you what kind of.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. You can.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old lawyer from the Aco.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
Savo went T shirt cot In Off
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