April 25, 2025 • 46 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Cadbury gets an early morning chance to sing before recapping his trip with John Boy to the Vidalia Onion Festival.. - Hoy and the Boys work on another rendering of “Trailer Park Funk”.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take on a script entitled “Mystery In The Morgue”.. - Tom Sorensen recaps the week in sports and looks ahead to the weekend.. - and Gary Busey takes our last segment to record another entry into his diary…
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Mama, all I wanted to do was have a let
us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
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the poet laureate, that's little trying.
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Good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
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About twenty minutes, our poet Laurent was celebrating the idiots
attacking Tessla's across the nation.
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Right now, perfect time for happy boys.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, sa I have my wee bubble hubble.
Ima have to be boy, Ima have to be boy.
Oh we did good when things agoing here? We hey, Hey,
my little box spot got hit by car ubbub hubbub
of hubber but his guns in the box and put
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him in the drawer. I'ma have to be boy. I'ma
have me boy.
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Oh and good when things are going here.
Speaker 13 (10:24):
We hey, hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half. Ubbub I looked into the
(10:45):
drawer and started to last hubbub because I might have
to be boy Ima have me boy. Oh we did good.
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When things are going here, we hey, hey.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Well one of the many things we can brag about
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instant classic. Let's welcome back, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How are you,
Colonel Hell?
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I just got done paying taxes.
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I never was crazy about it, but finding out how
my hired earned money is being spent kind of putting
me in.
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A sour move. I heard that, but I guess it's
worth it.
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If we can have line dancing classes for wild men
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Dollars, it seems like a bargain.
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Thank god they didn't order the deluxe package.
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Ah. So what have you got? Forced today?
Speaker 15 (12:11):
Ripped from today's headlines, A little something to give you hope.
I call it the tempting trap. Goes a little like this.
There's trouble of foot in the world today, an alignment
of venomous stars. Folks have plumb lost what's left of
their mind, and they're out there destroying folks cars. Just
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a few years ago, these cars were big news. They'll
save the climate, folks said, But they don't seem to
care about all that now they just want these electric
cars dead.
Speaker 13 (12:44):
Now.
Speaker 15 (12:44):
You don't see many of them cars around here. They're
pretty high end for us Hicks. We stick to the
gas guzzlers we know and love. We don't need no
plug in car tricks now. Me and the boys watched
the news one day and saw them folks raising hell.
Nobody put the kai bosh on their ass. They just
sort of shrugged and said, oh, well, now that type
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of thing don't go down. Well here we believe in
an eye for an eye. Well, we wouldn't get the
chance to do nothing about it, but by god, we
were sure gonna try. So we set about building us
one of them cars out of plywood and paper mache.
All them sharp angles made it easy as pie. Didn't
take us more than a day, and we put it
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out there by the highway, just off in Route nine.
It was a place where the college kids cruise, and
we laid in wait for them punks to show up,
and they'd be leaving with more than a bruise. A
four too long A prius rolled up, and six millennial
hippies climbed out. They got in the trunk for crow
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bars and bats. They were mischief bound, there was no doubt.
A few swings later they knew they'd been had. That
plywood splintered and cracked. About that time we come out
of the brush, and at the top of our lugs
yelled hottah. They screamed like little girls and jumped in
the air, called for their daddies and mommies and aunties.
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It was a blur of blue hair and tribal tattoos,
and they all threw mud in their panties. They ran
for their life, and we gave chase, laughing to beat
the band, whooping and hollering like men possessed. Exactly as
we had planned, they jumped the fence into Bill Murphy's farm,
a move that they'd soon regret. Bill's bull, Thumper was
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out there that day, and he wouldn't a family pet.
They squealed like piggies as Stumper gave chase. It didn't
last a long while. Thumper herded them into a long,
narrow chute right into the manure pile. They was covered
and crap and flopping around like some weird foreign mating dance.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Things couldn't get worse, but of course it did.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
When they found a big hill of fire ants, they'd
had enough, so we hosed them all off and drove
them back to their prius.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
They spoke nar a word.
Speaker 15 (15:08):
And just one of them waved, but they all thank
the Good Lord Jesus.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
So to all you fools who.
Speaker 15 (15:14):
Like trashing folks stuff and causing damage with all of
your messing, next time it might not be bulls, turns
and ants. It might be an old smith and wesson.
Speaker 16 (15:23):
Ha ha ho.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
You like that, John Boy.
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Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
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Thank you for listening. Listen News, what a sports coming up?
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Hello?
Speaker 17 (15:40):
Listen Ricky beat Sharp Broad.
Speaker 18 (15:45):
You pot lickers are listened to a couple other pot
liquors noted John Boyd and Billy on the Big Show.
You know I ain't just a guest star on the
Playhouse and the official mascot from mister Populist rest the
pizza runt.
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That's just a tip of the ice bird.
Speaker 19 (16:00):
What's this note from John boy Keep it short.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You want to It's a big showing the radio man
the the next little bit headed toward John moy Jem
and they have fun with Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Always shines at Easter.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Head back and start out a little tune about my butler,
Butler's paradise.
Speaker 18 (17:00):
Order Order, Nigel Cadbury, would you please approach the bench
of course, your honor, mister Cadbury, you have been charged
with battery, disorderly conduct and destruction of public property. This
is not your first appearents before this court, Sir, this
seems highly had a character for you. Now what do
(17:23):
you have to say for yourself? Well, perhaps this will
enlighten you, sir. As I stand on the deck Hetter
Boger branch Ranch, I take an long, deep breadth of
the manure stands. How to wind up here? Did something
go wrong? Let me fill you in with this rap song. Now,
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I've never served a man who more deserved it. He
treats me like family, you know that's unheard of. To
serve and protect is my chosen way of life. That
goes for his friends, his kids, and his wife. I'm
always on call because I have to be. Some days
I don't even have time to pee fool I can't
say every second he's a total joy until I kicked
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someone's ass. Who's messing with John Boys?
Speaker 20 (18:13):
Here life living in a butler paradise. Live his whole life,
living in a Fuddler paradise.
Speaker 18 (18:23):
My life's a situation of my own creation. Believe me,
Country life was not my chosen destination. But I'm here,
and I'm playing for the Hick team. I'm just down
with living the Hooderville dream. I'm a Rhodes scholar, get
with an educated mind, cadhere to the States to see
what I could find. I'm a straight Jedi, master of
the butlering art. No just the right incense to cover parts.
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I make chateaubriand off Brunswick stew I can fold fitted sheets,
and when I'm proved, I'll clean and dress two dozen
different species and shovel to feed a feaces.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Tell me the hell is.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
He so swell?
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Waiting?
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Hay and foot on? That be dumb bell been's bending on.
Speaker 18 (19:13):
Here's the life living in the Butler's paradise.
Speaker 20 (19:17):
Keep living his whole life living in the Butler's paradise.
Speaker 18 (19:23):
It's not about the money, it's not about the power.
It's about reminding sir, he should probably take a shower.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's living to your word and taking a stamp.
Speaker 18 (19:32):
Sometime it gets ugly and you gotta throw hands. They
say it's not consistent with the butler away.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
But I'll take this way of life. I have any
damn day. Of course. I like to drink.
Speaker 18 (19:42):
I like to fight. I like the skinny dip with
country girls in the moonlight. Then spending on my life
living in.
Speaker 20 (19:50):
The Butler's Paradise, A bottle of great good saw ice.
Living in the Butler's Paradise, stay.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
For breakfast ninety nice, living.
Speaker 20 (20:02):
In a butler spar of nice.
Speaker 9 (20:05):
Don't have to ask me twice?
Speaker 20 (20:08):
Living in a flood sparadi help me?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Is he so swell?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Waiting?
Speaker 21 (20:17):
Had that fun call that big dumb bail Just how
my hell can he not tell?
Speaker 8 (20:28):
It's not my nord? But John Boy he smells.
Speaker 18 (20:49):
Okay, I get it in case dismissed many thanks your honor.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Now, mister Turner, why.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Are you here?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I just paying some pocket?
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versus five day your onion Festival going down the fine
city of five Day Georgia.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Let's keep that in mind. What happened last year?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Here we are, big boy in time to break out
that winning personality.
Speaker 16 (21:44):
Who you talking to me? Or the penguin boat.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Let's try to get out of this little adventure in
one piece.
Speaker 17 (21:50):
Welcome to the Videlia Onion Festival.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Did you lose a bet, sir?
Speaker 17 (21:56):
Or whether they full up at the pussum Chitlin hooton Nanny.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That's next week. If you're not gonna read the memos,
I'll stop sending them out.
Speaker 16 (22:04):
You two girls gonna keep squabbling? Or are we gonna
have some fun?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I vote for fun. Cadbury Fund said, that's my boy.
Look around, Cadbury. This is what America is all about.
Speaker 17 (22:19):
Onions.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
No Cadbury, the small town festival. It doesn't really matter.
What the symbol of the celebration is of pumpkin, a watermelon,
maybe some ocra. It's about the spirit of our founding
fathers that continues to this day, man surviving by cooperating
with mother Nature, learning and growing together throughout the centuries,
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building a sturdy foundation with solid roots and with many
branches reaching skyward like thankful hands raised and praised to
the heavens.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's what these festivals really mean.
Speaker 17 (22:54):
Oh, well spoken, sir, What stunning words almost brings it.
Speaker 16 (22:59):
To the Those are the onions, you dope. Few ladies
are done with poetry corner. Let's find the damn corn dogs,
dand corn dogs?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Why buy food when we can fill up with the
sampling tables? A free buffeto, onion goodness.
Speaker 17 (23:16):
Onion relish, pickled onions, onion salad dressing. Well, all sounds
quite tasty.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I must admit that spreads for the amateurs. Now there's
stuff over here. This is for us hardcore onion lovers.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Check it out.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Onion marmalade, egging, onion pancakes with onion syrup, onion ice cream,
onion tea onion triple half cafe latte, onion beer.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Oh, yeah, onion beer.
Speaker 16 (23:43):
You foreigners just load rhyming, don't you know, mister Spankey,
That's what it says on the label.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Sounds like a great place to start. Hey, pile, let's
have three of them onion beers over here.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
No problem, mister hey stupid.
Speaker 16 (23:57):
I'm sure this is a good idea, you know what,
mister French, Just like when he gets a snoop fool,
we'll have the Bidelia, Georgia's swat team out here.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I don't worry, Spanky, this is just for fun. You
don't think that stuff shirt will actually drink it? Do
you come out? It'll be good for a laugh.
Speaker 18 (24:13):
There you go, mister, Three onion beers, Nathan Cold, Here
you go, Cad Barry.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Spanky, Well.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
If it would make you happy, so uh, alright, fellas,
here's to you.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You got a bit of a wine to it. It's different,
for sure.
Speaker 16 (24:33):
Oh it's different, all right. Tastes like a big cold
glass of onion squirts, my ton.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I assume hell to your health. Gentlemen, watch this? Oh
told you, Holy moly, I.
Speaker 16 (24:51):
Figured he'd like it. You ever have English food?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh? Oh, robust full of flavored?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (25:00):
So the onion gently kisses the carefully blended.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Hups and grains, and of course.
Speaker 16 (25:07):
The seal of approval sounds more like the elephant's seal
of a And I say, you're not going to finish.
Speaker 17 (25:13):
Yours and yours up.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
A tasty Let's have it done.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
How we was after all, all the ones who wanted
to have fun.
Speaker 16 (25:35):
Bailing you out of the tank eating my idea of fun.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
We need to get some food in it. Come on,
cad Verry spik is right. Let's get you a corn
dog or twelve. Hey, don't you fellers fill up on
corn dogs? There's a big onion eating contest starting up.
Still a seat open? What do you say?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I don't think that's what we want?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Why did eating contest sign me up?
Speaker 16 (26:02):
Oh? This just keeps getting better. Back in England, sir, he.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Was the Berkfordshire belly.
Speaker 17 (26:09):
Hey, what's ain't thirty two toads in the hole in
five minutes?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I'm shooing old.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I don't think.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
I'll put fifty bucks on a toad eater?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
You mark it's it Cadbury, No, no, I can't watch.
Speaker 16 (26:28):
Whoa look at him go like a hoggy?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Samples looks like everybody else is lipping up. Cadbury. You weird?
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Why are you walking your record?
Speaker 16 (26:37):
Dra No, you'll slow down in a minute.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It can't be good for him.
Speaker 16 (26:42):
I'll leave him alone. He's having a ball.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
How many is that?
Speaker 16 (26:47):
I lost count at fifty? Where's he putting?
Speaker 15 (26:50):
Him?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Beats me? Will wake me up when he's done?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
What?
Speaker 16 (26:59):
Hey, stupid? He's done?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How many?
Speaker 16 (27:03):
I don't know? Just ran out. They're closing the festival
early on account of it.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Holy pete, look at him? He swollen up like a tick.
How you feeling, cat Barrick? Fools? Uh? Can I do
anything for you?
Speaker 13 (27:20):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Stand back? What does see live approvals?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (27:32):
This should take a while.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, let's come back later.
Speaker 16 (27:39):
How about next week? I don't want to be here
for the second half, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
No worry, I'm keeping him visitors. We can't we bye.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. I got a question
right here. I need to review yesterday's We didn't find
this out mone marrow fast.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Grown part of your body? We're looking for number two?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Hard or do you get shifts from how fast it
does grow to certain places? How fast it grows on
your body?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Right now, Today's John boydjevery According to ASCAP, that's a
record deal.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You might want to explain that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
We have new listends anyway, Happy Birthday to you and
the Star Spangled Banner are clearly the top two most
sung songs in the US. We're looking for number three.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Number three.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Follow no but good guess, okay, deafening silence? What y'all
got one?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Eight hundred bigs you told free Line. We played John
boyd Jeopardy next Good Friday Morning, April, the twenty five
(29:31):
Big Shows on the Radio. Our feature track Win The
Big Show bed Box an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey after he visited, After he visited, the newdest
colonies surgery, keywords, nudest colonies.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Make sure you're the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
There right now, let's play yeses live across America.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh Wow Wow, and now your hosting his guests for
most sang songs.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
John Boy, Billy you are.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
The past ten years and coming more.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
John Boy as they hated Shelley out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Good morning, Shelley, Good morning Hello.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Maybe you got the first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy
this morning.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So uh so all right.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
According to the record tracking the Alaska Happy Birthday to
You and the Star Spangled Banner top two most sung
songs in the US, we are looking for number three,
number three, the number three thirds.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
What you got? I got a call coming here?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Is that Take me out to the ball game?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Take me out to the ball game. Well, yes, it is.
Speaker 21 (31:01):
A wow.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Siri hadn't finished answering her yet.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Before Siri, there is Harry Carry.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
He gets the credit for bringing the song into the
day's ball parks.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Forwards back in nineteen seventy Sally, good work. Maybe you
pulled it off.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
You got a big old prize back winning on a
big show.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
Thank you, man.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Wear some good songs in there, and that this glass
a little bit. Oh no, huh, don't try to sing this.
They're allowing them that song back. Yet we're not on
the pocket. Good morning, Anasawigsha on the radio Friday morning,
(32:24):
one of the boys dreaming about Temptation. Trailer about Little
Train to Park Funk.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 22 (32:35):
The Junior nation Man presents a more or less true
story featuring Carl the Cook and the legendary nature Boy himself,
mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like that Bud Wiser's
ice coat. We just followed up, but this one for
them slick girls, Them hicks girls.
Speaker 23 (32:53):
They white as hell, silent, profiling way outside the city.
Got cam o for bast pros. Gonna kiss myself so pretty,
too high?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Call the trailer park manager.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Is too hot?
Speaker 9 (33:09):
You know, I ain't no amateurs too hot?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Say my name?
Speaker 13 (33:14):
You know who?
Speaker 23 (33:14):
I am too hot, and I'm slapping out of money. Man,
Leave me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all,
give them a little holler because trailer park funk gonna
give it to you. Trailer park falk gonna give it
to you. Trail a bark fuk gonna give.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
It to you Saturday night. And this butch ain't right.
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Who call the neighborhood washed.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 23 (33:53):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, call.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
The neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
Speaker 23 (34:03):
On, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature Boy signed check.
We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, doth
and Alabama. Bring that little waitress. She's a bad mamma.
Speaker 9 (34:17):
Jam too hard.
Speaker 23 (34:20):
It's designated driver time. Too hardcast drunken driving.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
There is a crime too hot. I might need some
waffle house.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Too hard.
Speaker 23 (34:32):
My head's kind of spinny. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, Man,
lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give them a little
holler cosse trailer park falk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Trailer park from gonna give it to you. Trailer park talk,
gonna give.
Speaker 13 (34:46):
It to you.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Saturday night and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood, walk,
call the neighborhood.
Speaker 23 (34:59):
Wa Wow, Who call her neighborhood? Was call the neighborhood
was call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood?
Speaker 16 (35:13):
Was Hey, Hey, Hey, hey, Who.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
Call the neighborhood?
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Who call her neighbor?
Speaker 23 (35:33):
Call the neighborhood was call her neighborhood was call the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You know, Ren, I love you to death, but.
Speaker 9 (35:42):
You can be a little bit high man.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
It's a big shoon the radio, Friday, April the twenty fifth,
listen do action.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
Hello friends, you're old palp Berdford here with another cornhold
chattering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Today's episode Mystery in the Morgue.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
As our story opens, a morgue assistant is examining a
freshly delivered corpse.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Thanks Sammy, I'll take it from here. Okay, let's see here,
Luke Lathan forty five years old. Cause of death, natural causes. Okay,
mister Lathan, let's get you in the cooler. I'll just
roll you over onto the tree. Hold on, what's this?
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (36:56):
Chief? Chief?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Can you come here and look at this?
Speaker 6 (36:59):
It's better to be good. I'm watching my stories.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
We just got a fresh one in and I was
putting them on the tray.
Speaker 16 (37:04):
You know, see this?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
What am I supposed to be looking at?
Speaker 9 (37:07):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 16 (37:09):
Look?
Speaker 7 (37:10):
The guy has a cork in his butt.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
There's a lot of weirdos out there. Kid, Make a
note of it and move on. I'm going back to
watch my stories.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Yeah, okay, I just can't imagine why someone would put
a cork in their butt.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
What's it hiding?
Speaker 8 (37:22):
What's it holding in?
Speaker 7 (37:23):
And inquiring minds want to know. I'll I'll just pop
it out.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Bub Double are you?
Speaker 12 (37:30):
And the.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Bwble?
Speaker 10 (37:34):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
And what in the world?
Speaker 7 (37:38):
Maybe it was just my imagination has to be only
one way to find out.
Speaker 8 (37:42):
I've got friends.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
In no places.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Okay, that's not right.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Cheef cheef what?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (37:53):
My curiosity got the best of me, all right, and
I took the cork out of his butt.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
So you're some kind of weirdness? Is that what you're
trying to tell me?
Speaker 24 (38:00):
Just listen to this, say good looking, what you got cooking?
How about cooking something with me?
Speaker 23 (38:12):
See?
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Every single song is a country tune. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 8 (38:17):
Not?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Really?
Speaker 10 (38:18):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (38:20):
This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Come on, kid, any old butthole can sing country music.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
Some of us.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (38:45):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the CD old
Buck corn Collector say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
Wedther and sports. Good morning, thisious Connery Sean Connery. And
you might think that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged
Scottish movie star, and you'd be right.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
What's my secret?
Speaker 15 (39:15):
The truth is I can't stop my day without listening
to the Big Show with John boy and Billy crush Me.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
They're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld who are.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah, we it's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
I won't bring us a new listens or hello here.
Speaker 10 (40:06):
Let me know.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
When you get that, I will give it you a
one hour alert and one hour John Boyd's Wonderful Thing
number one hundred and thirty nine will be giving away
to the Talking Record for girls.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Been up there for a while. So uh, let's see
you got one hour off.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
You see if you was liking to get your name
and the head of the Big Show dot com. All right,
well you've heard the last little bit Hussy thought about.
Jackie left Tator a message. It's been a while back, now.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Twelve years. Why don't you let me explain it?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Ohay, okay, Jackie.
Speaker 25 (40:40):
I was riding with my child who was very young
and then I guess he was in middle school at
the time, and this he was trying to tell me
about this song on the radio and it came on
and he said, I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
I said, let me call Tator. She knows everything.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
She's so cool.
Speaker 25 (40:55):
So him so dumb me picked up the phone and
called and said, Marcy this song, Eric and I are
trying to figure out and I sang it like that
on voicemail.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Never thought she would do something like that to me.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
And we are having fun.
Speaker 25 (41:15):
You're having them all years later, I'm getting ready to
be a grandma and you're still talking about that.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
I just love.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Don't try that.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Every time you play it.
Speaker 25 (41:29):
I'm sitting back here laughing about something that you're doing,
and then that comes on and I go your expression.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I love that, Thank you for giving me.
Speaker 25 (41:39):
That fun over these my best friend who would never
do anything like that to me.
Speaker 12 (41:43):
I just love.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I'm picturing young Eric looking at you're with an expression
while Jackie is leaving this message.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
I got your wife on the Futon'll.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Never play that again.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
You're all start right now.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Good morning, got the Big Shoe on the radio now,
Tyler was playing those song for us that Jackie was
trying to do.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, I see what you mean, babe. Now we got
our Fridays song.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Let's do it.
Speaker 20 (42:25):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 8 (42:30):
That when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 6 (42:33):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 16 (42:38):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 10 (42:41):
Hit it.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
I hate work, I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 8 (42:55):
I've been having a very bad day. I don't, I don't.
I'm just gonnay Monday.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Don't just.
Speaker 8 (43:30):
She's got me hyday.
Speaker 9 (43:50):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 13 (43:53):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (43:54):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 11 (43:56):
You have a light.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 12 (44:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 8 (44:03):
We just we just work.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Right work work work work work work work what?
Speaker 20 (44:08):
Well?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 20 (44:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go looking.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
For happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 24 (44:21):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 9 (44:24):
Pal, it's a brave man.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Can party.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (44:33):
Buzz I'm fine?
Speaker 13 (45:16):
Oh no, I am today?
Speaker 23 (45:20):
I have you check page.
Speaker 11 (45:29):
Work?
Speaker 16 (45:30):
What? What?
Speaker 10 (45:30):
What? What?
Speaker 9 (45:31):
What's watch Wat's work?
Speaker 8 (45:32):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate what.
Speaker 10 (45:37):
Duds?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Oh it ain't no, alright, there's beating the blonde. But
I haven't heard prize back one. Ain't a hundred bigshoe?
You told free Line we'll go to contestant plain Eggs
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Mama, all I wanted to do was have a let
us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe button, Mama oven out.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It is Friday, April the twenty fifth. Yea, hay everybody
in morning. Yeah, I know y'all busys hand down work.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
And doing.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Uh say we go.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh my wonderful thing we'll be giving away at the
beginning of the final hour of the Big Show, right
before we talk to mister Tom Sore and something about
that NFL draft that's going on right now and right
now a little bit later today to get into it again,
having maam, I'm not going to over explain things today
(01:42):
starting right now. See what national days we have, National
Hug of Plumber Day, National Arbor Day, National Telephone Day,
National DNA Day. We were just talking about DNA something
like this week. There's some special an a deal anyway,
Nationally Found a Killer, you know, National Zucchini bread up,
(02:07):
moved on to zucchini bread.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's a national and blah blah storic marker.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hairball Awareness Day is Hairball Awareness Day, y'all.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
You bounced over National Historic Marker Day and spend all
this on National hair Hairball Day.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Caught my eye when I was on the historic marker.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
I've heard that a cat is talking up a hairball.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
It is a sound like no other.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I've never heard one. So I just have been.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Told that it's you never heard of cat I have
knocking up.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
I don't own a cat, and I apparently they do
it at like two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Is the story sounds a lot like your dog.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
You know that ten second warning the dog gets you,
he's gonna yeah, yeah, all right, So.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We'll be aware of those hair balls and we'll get
along five. You know, that first prize back out and
get that Friday winning beginning. That's what we're doing. Next,
Big Show's on the radio, Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. Get that first prize back out and the
sort of the swag from World Lawn Moores, the best
value zero turn Moores on the market got a three
(03:17):
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fabricated decks starting at just twenty nine to ninety nine
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on the link at the Big Show dot com. Listen
up here you went in the package three Days in
History where we got our category.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
According to a story from the AP, Troy Cooper of Columbia,
South Carolina, said it had been offered one hundred thousand
dollars and two bucks for his nineteen eighty one Toyota Corolla,
but he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
About to sell it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
The car was covered with trinkets like earrings, fishing lures,
beads and marbles and all there are some thirty three
thousand doudads stuck on the car with ceramic tile glue.
Troy says the collection is so special, so special because
friends gave him most of the trinkets.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
So I stuck them to my car.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
And somehow this really irritates you.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Sad sad man.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Who counted them.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Again?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Let me go, Maybe I miss something. No, you didn't know.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Eighty one Toyota Corolla offered one hundred thousand dollars for it,
and he didn't sell it because of all the trinkets
of his friends gave me.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Sad s.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
All right, there's one cind ofgory. Let's see if this
one is as painful, and four cosmetics. Queen Estate Lauder
died in New York at age ninety seven US twenty
twenty two. The first airport for electric flying cars and
large drones was built by Urban Airport and begin operations
(05:14):
in Coventry, England. Flying cars they're ready for in England.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
It's flying transportation, not really flying car.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh god, it's still waiting on them. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
The real problem is that, you know, airplanes are made
to be really lightweight and cars are made to be
really heavy, so the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is not there.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
That's helpful, Randy, thank.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You, perfect I'm on today time everything all right, there's
our three categories. Let's play Outburst one eight hundred Big
Show you told Free love Hood Next, Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That's a big show on.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
The radio, running to Arday, Friday, April the twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
In our feature track from the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Good Box, The Diary of Gary Busey, The Newdest Colony
usure Gey words Newdest Colony One of the funniest interest
in a big Box in the Big show right.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Upburst, Let's be upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shoon boy, oh Billy. Give the prizes from the big
prize being. Let's go he contested number one. This should
be a lot of fun playing out. Have them urry
(07:04):
up and guess time you love the best time you
love a big shot.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Let's say, Hey, the my goal from Henderson, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
We have shot.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Goat more than Michael. Good morning, Hello buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Alright, well, you gotta chance to grab his first prize.
Packets are good and you're ready to get through these
three categories. Michael, I'm assuming you are you're that and
hung up on me?
Speaker 11 (07:38):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Right in five seconds? Three things you put on are
in your car? Ready go oil, tires, corn.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my, I.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Gotta quit saying that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Okay, Michael, give us three pieces of makeup ready to.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Go, lipstick, eyeliner, shadow, and for the.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Win, three things that fly ready.
Speaker 11 (08:05):
Go bird, planes, helicopters.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Michael, less you right there by winning the big Old
World Lawnmower's prize pack.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We'll get it to you down Anderson.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I appreciate you and I'm a first time caller, so
what make it work? Can I give a shout out.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You go ahead, my boy.
Speaker 11 (08:28):
A shout out to my workplace. Freeman's tire from Anderson, South, Carolina.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Freeman's Tire.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Y'all get in the ass for Michael unless you're bothering
him at work, and.
Speaker 12 (08:37):
It'll be.
Speaker 11 (08:39):
You, sir.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
All right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your
news on the other side, Gon call all happy boy
the poet laureate, that's little trying.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
About twenty minutes, our poet Laurent was celebrating the idiots
attacking Tessla's across the nation.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Right now, perfect time for happy boys.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, sa I have my wee bubble hubble.
Ima have to be boy, Ima have to be boy.
Oh we did good when things agoing here? We hey, Hey,
my little box spot got hit by car ubbub hubbub
of hubber but his guns in the box and put
(10:15):
him in the drawer. I'ma have to be boy. I'ma
have me boy.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oh and good when things are going here.
Speaker 13 (10:24):
We hey, hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half. Ubbub I looked into the
(10:45):
drawer and started to last hubbub because I might have
to be boy Ima have me boy. Oh we did good.
Speaker 14 (10:53):
When things are going here, we hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well one of the many things we can brag about
here on a big show. We're looking to have our
own poet Lauriate and he stopped by today with another
instant classic. Let's welcome back, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How are you,
Colonel Hell?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I just got done paying taxes.
Speaker 15 (11:48):
I never was crazy about it, but finding out how
my hired earned money is being spent kind of putting
me in.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
A sour move. I heard that, but I guess it's
worth it.
Speaker 15 (11:57):
If we can have line dancing classes for wild men
from orne O for only forty two million.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Dollars, it seems like a bargain.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Thank god they didn't order the deluxe package.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Ah. So what have you got? Forced today?
Speaker 15 (12:11):
Ripped from today's headlines, A little something to give you hope.
I call it the tempting trap. Goes a little like this.
There's trouble of foot in the world today, an alignment
of venomous stars. Folks have plumb lost what's left of
their mind, and they're out there destroying folks cars. Just
(12:33):
a few years ago, these cars were big news. They'll
save the climate, folks said, But they don't seem to
care about all that now they just want these electric
cars dead.
Speaker 13 (12:44):
Now.
Speaker 15 (12:44):
You don't see many of them cars around here. They're
pretty high end for us Hicks. We stick to the
gas guzzlers we know and love. We don't need no
plug in car tricks now. Me and the boys watched
the news one day and saw them folks raising hell.
Nobody put the kai bosh on their ass. They just
sort of shrugged and said, oh, well, now that type
(13:06):
of thing don't go down. Well here we believe in
an eye for an eye. Well, we wouldn't get the
chance to do nothing about it, but by god, we
were sure gonna try. So we set about building us
one of them cars out of plywood and paper mache.
All them sharp angles made it easy as pie. Didn't
take us more than a day, and we put it
(13:28):
out there by the highway, just off in Route nine.
It was a place where the college kids cruise, and
we laid in wait for them punks to show up,
and they'd be leaving with more than a bruise. A
four too long A prius rolled up, and six millennial
hippies climbed out. They got in the trunk for crow
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bars and bats. They were mischief bound, there was no doubt.
A few swings later they knew they'd been had. That
plywood splintered and cracked. About that time we come out
of the brush, and at the top of our lugs
yelled hottah. They screamed like little girls and jumped in
the air, called for their daddies and mommies and aunties.
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It was a blur of blue hair and tribal tattoos,
and they all threw mud in their panties. They ran
for their life, and we gave chase, laughing to beat
the band, whooping and hollering like men possessed. Exactly as
we had planned, they jumped the fence into Bill Murphy's farm,
a move that they'd soon regret. Bill's bull, Thumper was
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out there that day, and he wouldn't a family pet.
They squealed like piggies as Stumper gave chase. It didn't
last a long while. Thumper herded them into a long,
narrow chute right into the manure pile. They was covered
and crap and flopping around like some weird foreign mating dance.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Things couldn't get worse, but of course it did.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
When they found a big hill of fire ants, they'd
had enough, so we hosed them all off and drove
them back to their prius.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
They spoke nar a word.
Speaker 15 (15:08):
And just one of them waved, but they all thank
the Good Lord Jesus.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
So to all you fools who.
Speaker 15 (15:14):
Like trashing folks stuff and causing damage with all of
your messing, next time it might not be bulls, turns
and ants. It might be an old smith and wesson.
Speaker 16 (15:23):
Ha ha ho.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
You like that, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Thank you for listening. Listen News, what a sports coming up?
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Hello?
Speaker 17 (15:40):
Listen Ricky beat Sharp Broad.
Speaker 18 (15:45):
You pot lickers are listened to a couple other pot
liquors noted John Boyd and Billy on the Big Show.
You know I ain't just a guest star on the
Playhouse and the official mascot from mister Populist rest the
pizza runt.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
That's just a tip of the ice bird.
Speaker 19 (16:00):
What's this note from John boy Keep it short.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You want to It's a big showing the radio man
the the next little bit headed toward John moy Jem
and they have fun with Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Always shines at Easter.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Head back and start out a little tune about my butler,
Butler's paradise.
Speaker 18 (17:00):
Order Order, Nigel Cadbury, would you please approach the bench
of course, your honor, mister Cadbury, you have been charged
with battery, disorderly conduct and destruction of public property. This
is not your first appearents before this court, Sir, this
seems highly had a character for you. Now what do
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you have to say for yourself? Well, perhaps this will
enlighten you, sir. As I stand on the deck Hetter
Boger branch Ranch, I take an long, deep breadth of
the manure stands. How to wind up here? Did something
go wrong? Let me fill you in with this rap song. Now,
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I've never served a man who more deserved it. He
treats me like family, you know that's unheard of. To
serve and protect is my chosen way of life. That
goes for his friends, his kids, and his wife. I'm
always on call because I have to be. Some days
I don't even have time to pee fool I can't
say every second he's a total joy until I kicked
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someone's ass. Who's messing with John Boys?
Speaker 20 (18:13):
Here life living in a butler paradise. Live his whole life,
living in a Fuddler paradise.
Speaker 18 (18:23):
My life's a situation of my own creation. Believe me,
Country life was not my chosen destination. But I'm here,
and I'm playing for the Hick team. I'm just down
with living the Hooderville dream. I'm a Rhodes scholar, get
with an educated mind, cadhere to the States to see
what I could find. I'm a straight Jedi, master of
the butlering art. No just the right incense to cover parts.
(18:47):
I make chateaubriand off Brunswick stew I can fold fitted sheets,
and when I'm proved, I'll clean and dress two dozen
different species and shovel to feed a feaces.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Tell me the hell is.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
He so swell?
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Waiting?
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Hay and foot on? That be dumb bell been's bending on.
Speaker 18 (19:13):
Here's the life living in the Butler's paradise.
Speaker 20 (19:17):
Keep living his whole life living in the Butler's paradise.
Speaker 18 (19:23):
It's not about the money, it's not about the power.
It's about reminding sir, he should probably take a shower.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's living to your word and taking a stamp.
Speaker 18 (19:32):
Sometime it gets ugly and you gotta throw hands. They
say it's not consistent with the butler away.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
But I'll take this way of life. I have any
damn day. Of course. I like to drink.
Speaker 18 (19:42):
I like to fight. I like the skinny dip with
country girls in the moonlight. Then spending on my life
living in.
Speaker 20 (19:50):
The Butler's Paradise, A bottle of great good saw ice.
Living in the Butler's Paradise, stay.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
For breakfast ninety nice, living.
Speaker 20 (20:02):
In a butler spar of nice.
Speaker 9 (20:05):
Don't have to ask me twice?
Speaker 20 (20:08):
Living in a flood sparadi help me?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Is he so swell?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Waiting?
Speaker 21 (20:17):
Had that fun call that big dumb bail Just how
my hell can he not tell?
Speaker 8 (20:28):
It's not my nord? But John Boy he smells.
Speaker 18 (20:49):
Okay, I get it in case dismissed many thanks your honor.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Now, mister Turner, why.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Are you here?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I just paying some pocket?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Take it, Johnna, Good morning. Big shows on the radio
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versus five day your onion Festival going down the fine
city of five Day Georgia.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Let's keep that in mind. What happened last year?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Here we are, big boy in time to break out
that winning personality.
Speaker 16 (21:44):
Who you talking to me? Or the penguin boat.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Let's try to get out of this little adventure in
one piece.
Speaker 17 (21:50):
Welcome to the Videlia Onion Festival.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Did you lose a bet, sir?
Speaker 17 (21:56):
Or whether they full up at the pussum Chitlin hooton Nanny.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That's next week. If you're not gonna read the memos,
I'll stop sending them out.
Speaker 16 (22:04):
You two girls gonna keep squabbling? Or are we gonna
have some fun?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I vote for fun. Cadbury Fund said, that's my boy.
Look around, Cadbury. This is what America is all about.
Speaker 17 (22:19):
Onions.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
No Cadbury, the small town festival. It doesn't really matter.
What the symbol of the celebration is of pumpkin, a watermelon,
maybe some ocra. It's about the spirit of our founding
fathers that continues to this day, man surviving by cooperating
with mother Nature, learning and growing together throughout the centuries,
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building a sturdy foundation with solid roots and with many
branches reaching skyward like thankful hands raised and praised to
the heavens.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's what these festivals really mean.
Speaker 17 (22:54):
Oh, well spoken, sir, What stunning words almost brings it.
Speaker 16 (22:59):
To the Those are the onions, you dope. Few ladies
are done with poetry corner. Let's find the damn corn dogs,
dand corn dogs?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Why buy food when we can fill up with the
sampling tables? A free buffeto, onion goodness.
Speaker 17 (23:16):
Onion relish, pickled onions, onion salad dressing. Well, all sounds
quite tasty.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I must admit that spreads for the amateurs. Now there's
stuff over here. This is for us hardcore onion lovers.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Check it out.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Onion marmalade, egging, onion pancakes with onion syrup, onion ice cream,
onion tea onion triple half cafe latte, onion beer.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Oh, yeah, onion beer.
Speaker 16 (23:43):
You foreigners just load rhyming, don't you know, mister Spankey,
That's what it says on the label.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Sounds like a great place to start. Hey, pile, let's
have three of them onion beers over here.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
No problem, mister hey stupid.
Speaker 16 (23:57):
I'm sure this is a good idea, you know what,
mister French, Just like when he gets a snoop fool,
we'll have the Bidelia, Georgia's swat team out here.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I don't worry, Spanky, this is just for fun. You
don't think that stuff shirt will actually drink it? Do
you come out? It'll be good for a laugh.
Speaker 18 (24:13):
There you go, mister, Three onion beers, Nathan Cold, Here
you go, Cad Barry.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Spanky, Well.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
If it would make you happy, so uh, alright, fellas,
here's to you.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You got a bit of a wine to it. It's different,
for sure.
Speaker 16 (24:33):
Oh it's different, all right. Tastes like a big cold
glass of onion squirts, my ton.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I assume hell to your health. Gentlemen, watch this? Oh
told you, Holy moly, I.
Speaker 16 (24:51):
Figured he'd like it. You ever have English food?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh? Oh, robust full of flavored?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (25:00):
So the onion gently kisses the carefully blended.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Hups and grains, and of course.
Speaker 16 (25:07):
The seal of approval sounds more like the elephant's seal
of a And I say, you're not going to finish.
Speaker 17 (25:13):
Yours and yours up.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
A tasty Let's have it done.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
How we was after all, all the ones who wanted
to have fun.
Speaker 16 (25:35):
Bailing you out of the tank eating my idea of fun.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
We need to get some food in it. Come on,
cad Verry spik is right. Let's get you a corn
dog or twelve. Hey, don't you fellers fill up on
corn dogs? There's a big onion eating contest starting up.
Still a seat open? What do you say?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I don't think that's what we want?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Why did eating contest sign me up?
Speaker 16 (26:02):
Oh? This just keeps getting better. Back in England, sir, he.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Was the Berkfordshire belly.
Speaker 17 (26:09):
Hey, what's ain't thirty two toads in the hole in
five minutes?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I'm shooing old.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I don't think.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
I'll put fifty bucks on a toad eater?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
You mark it's it Cadbury, No, no, I can't watch.
Speaker 16 (26:28):
Whoa look at him go like a hoggy?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Samples looks like everybody else is lipping up. Cadbury. You weird?
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Why are you walking your record?
Speaker 16 (26:37):
Dra No, you'll slow down in a minute.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It can't be good for him.
Speaker 16 (26:42):
I'll leave him alone. He's having a ball.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
How many is that?
Speaker 16 (26:47):
I lost count at fifty? Where's he putting?
Speaker 15 (26:50):
Him?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Beats me? Will wake me up when he's done?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
What?
Speaker 16 (26:59):
Hey, stupid? He's done?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How many?
Speaker 16 (27:03):
I don't know? Just ran out. They're closing the festival
early on account of it.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Holy pete, look at him? He swollen up like a tick.
How you feeling, cat Barrick? Fools? Uh? Can I do
anything for you?
Speaker 13 (27:20):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Stand back? What does see live approvals?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (27:32):
This should take a while.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, let's come back later.
Speaker 16 (27:39):
How about next week? I don't want to be here
for the second half, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
No worry, I'm keeping him visitors. We can't we bye.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. I got a question
right here. I need to review yesterday's We didn't find
this out mone marrow fast.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Grown part of your body? We're looking for number two?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Hard or do you get shifts from how fast it
does grow to certain places? How fast it grows on
your body?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Right now, Today's John boydjevery According to ASCAP, that's a
record deal.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You might want to explain that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
We have new listends anyway, Happy Birthday to you and
the Star Spangled Banner are clearly the top two most
sung songs in the US. We're looking for number three.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Number three.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Follow no but good guess, okay, deafening silence? What y'all
got one?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Eight hundred bigs you told free Line. We played John
boyd Jeopardy next Good Friday Morning, April, the twenty five
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Big Shows on the Radio. Our feature track Win The
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Make sure you're the Big Box at the Big Show
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There right now, let's play yeses live across America.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh Wow Wow, and now your hosting his guests for
most sang songs.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
John Boy, Billy you are.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
The past ten years and coming more.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
John Boy as they hated Shelley out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Good morning, Shelley, Good morning Hello.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Maybe you got the first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy
this morning.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So uh so all right.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
According to the record tracking the Alaska Happy Birthday to
You and the Star Spangled Banner top two most sung
songs in the US, we are looking for number three,
number three, the number three thirds.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
What you got? I got a call coming here?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Is that Take me out to the ball game?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Take me out to the ball game. Well, yes, it is.
Speaker 21 (31:01):
A wow.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Siri hadn't finished answering her yet.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Before Siri, there is Harry Carry.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
He gets the credit for bringing the song into the
day's ball parks.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Forwards back in nineteen seventy Sally, good work. Maybe you
pulled it off.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
You got a big old prize back winning on a
big show.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
Thank you, man.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Wear some good songs in there, and that this glass
a little bit. Oh no, huh, don't try to sing this.
They're allowing them that song back. Yet we're not on
the pocket. Good morning, Anasawigsha on the radio Friday morning,
(32:24):
one of the boys dreaming about Temptation. Trailer about Little
Train to Park Funk.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 22 (32:35):
The Junior nation Man presents a more or less true
story featuring Carl the Cook and the legendary nature Boy himself,
mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like that Bud Wiser's
ice coat. We just followed up, but this one for
them slick girls, Them hicks girls.
Speaker 23 (32:53):
They white as hell, silent, profiling way outside the city.
Got cam o for bast pros. Gonna kiss myself so pretty,
too high?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Call the trailer park manager.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Is too hot?
Speaker 9 (33:09):
You know, I ain't no amateurs too hot?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Say my name?
Speaker 13 (33:14):
You know who?
Speaker 23 (33:14):
I am too hot, and I'm slapping out of money. Man,
Leave me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all,
give them a little holler because trailer park funk gonna
give it to you. Trailer park falk gonna give it
to you. Trail a bark fuk gonna give.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
It to you Saturday night. And this butch ain't right.
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Who call the neighborhood washed.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 23 (33:53):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, call.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
The neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
Speaker 23 (34:03):
On, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature Boy signed check.
We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, doth
and Alabama. Bring that little waitress. She's a bad mamma.
Speaker 9 (34:17):
Jam too hard.
Speaker 23 (34:20):
It's designated driver time. Too hardcast drunken driving.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
There is a crime too hot. I might need some
waffle house.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Too hard.
Speaker 23 (34:32):
My head's kind of spinny. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, Man,
lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give them a little
holler cosse trailer park falk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Trailer park from gonna give it to you. Trailer park talk,
gonna give.
Speaker 13 (34:46):
It to you.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Saturday night and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood, walk,
call the neighborhood.
Speaker 23 (34:59):
Wa Wow, Who call her neighborhood? Was call the neighborhood
was call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood?
Speaker 16 (35:13):
Was Hey, Hey, Hey, hey, Who.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
Call the neighborhood?
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Who call her neighbor?
Speaker 23 (35:33):
Call the neighborhood was call her neighborhood was call the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You know, Ren, I love you to death, but.
Speaker 9 (35:42):
You can be a little bit high man.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
It's a big shoon the radio, Friday, April the twenty fifth,
listen do action.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
Hello friends, you're old palp Berdford here with another cornhold
chattering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Today's episode Mystery in the Morgue.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
As our story opens, a morgue assistant is examining a
freshly delivered corpse.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Thanks Sammy, I'll take it from here. Okay, let's see here,
Luke Lathan forty five years old. Cause of death, natural causes. Okay,
mister Lathan, let's get you in the cooler. I'll just
roll you over onto the tree. Hold on, what's this?
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (36:56):
Chief? Chief?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Can you come here and look at this?
Speaker 6 (36:59):
It's better to be good. I'm watching my stories.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
We just got a fresh one in and I was
putting them on the tray.
Speaker 16 (37:04):
You know, see this?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
What am I supposed to be looking at?
Speaker 9 (37:07):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 16 (37:09):
Look?
Speaker 7 (37:10):
The guy has a cork in his butt.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
There's a lot of weirdos out there. Kid, Make a
note of it and move on. I'm going back to
watch my stories.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Yeah, okay, I just can't imagine why someone would put
a cork in their butt.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
What's it hiding?
Speaker 8 (37:22):
What's it holding in?
Speaker 7 (37:23):
And inquiring minds want to know. I'll I'll just pop
it out.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Bub Double are you?
Speaker 12 (37:30):
And the.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Bwble?
Speaker 10 (37:34):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
And what in the world?
Speaker 7 (37:38):
Maybe it was just my imagination has to be only
one way to find out.
Speaker 8 (37:42):
I've got friends.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
In no places.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Okay, that's not right.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Cheef cheef what?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (37:53):
My curiosity got the best of me, all right, and
I took the cork out of his butt.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
So you're some kind of weirdness? Is that what you're
trying to tell me?
Speaker 24 (38:00):
Just listen to this, say good looking, what you got cooking?
How about cooking something with me?
Speaker 23 (38:12):
See?
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Every single song is a country tune. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 8 (38:17):
Not?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Really?
Speaker 10 (38:18):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (38:20):
This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Come on, kid, any old butthole can sing country music.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
Some of us.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (38:45):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the CD old
Buck corn Collector say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
Wedther and sports. Good morning, thisious Connery Sean Connery. And
you might think that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged
Scottish movie star, and you'd be right.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
What's my secret?
Speaker 15 (39:15):
The truth is I can't stop my day without listening
to the Big Show with John boy and Billy crush Me.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
They're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld who are.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah, we it's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
I won't bring us a new listens or hello here.
Speaker 10 (40:06):
Let me know.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
When you get that, I will give it you a
one hour alert and one hour John Boyd's Wonderful Thing
number one hundred and thirty nine will be giving away
to the Talking Record for girls.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Been up there for a while. So uh, let's see
you got one hour off.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
You see if you was liking to get your name
and the head of the Big Show dot com. All right,
well you've heard the last little bit Hussy thought about.
Jackie left Tator a message. It's been a while back, now.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Twelve years. Why don't you let me explain it?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Ohay, okay, Jackie.
Speaker 25 (40:40):
I was riding with my child who was very young
and then I guess he was in middle school at
the time, and this he was trying to tell me
about this song on the radio and it came on
and he said, I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
I said, let me call Tator. She knows everything.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
She's so cool.
Speaker 25 (40:55):
So him so dumb me picked up the phone and
called and said, Marcy this song, Eric and I are
trying to figure out and I sang it like that
on voicemail.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Never thought she would do something like that to me.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
And we are having fun.
Speaker 25 (41:15):
You're having them all years later, I'm getting ready to
be a grandma and you're still talking about that.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
I just love.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Don't try that.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Every time you play it.
Speaker 25 (41:29):
I'm sitting back here laughing about something that you're doing,
and then that comes on and I go your expression.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I love that, Thank you for giving me.
Speaker 25 (41:39):
That fun over these my best friend who would never
do anything like that to me.
Speaker 12 (41:43):
I just love.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I'm picturing young Eric looking at you're with an expression
while Jackie is leaving this message.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
I got your wife on the Futon'll.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Never play that again.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
You're all start right now.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Good morning, got the Big Shoe on the radio now,
Tyler was playing those song for us that Jackie was
trying to do.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, I see what you mean, babe. Now we got
our Fridays song.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Let's do it.
Speaker 20 (42:25):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 8 (42:30):
That when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 6 (42:33):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 16 (42:38):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 10 (42:41):
Hit it.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
I hate work, I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 8 (42:55):
I've been having a very bad day. I don't, I don't.
I'm just gonnay Monday.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Don't just.
Speaker 8 (43:30):
She's got me hyday.
Speaker 9 (43:50):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 13 (43:53):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (43:54):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 11 (43:56):
You have a light.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 12 (44:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 8 (44:03):
We just we just work.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Right work work work work work work work what?
Speaker 20 (44:08):
Well?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 20 (44:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go looking.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
For happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 24 (44:21):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 9 (44:24):
Pal, it's a brave man.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Can party.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (44:33):
Buzz I'm fine?
Speaker 13 (45:16):
Oh no, I am today?
Speaker 23 (45:20):
I have you check page.
Speaker 11 (45:29):
Work?
Speaker 16 (45:30):
What? What?
Speaker 10 (45:30):
What? What?
Speaker 9 (45:31):
What's watch Wat's work?
Speaker 8 (45:32):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate what.
Speaker 10 (45:37):
Duds?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Oh it ain't no, alright, there's beating the blonde. But
I haven't heard prize back one. Ain't a hundred bigshoe?
You told free Line we'll go to contestant plain Eggs
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