April 18, 2025 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy needs a pep talk - then later goes Ron Burgundy on the teleprompter.. - We give one of our favorite parody songs a spin - with Jackie and Tater on backups.. - Pillars reads from out listener letters mailbag.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take on a script entitled, “A Whale of a Tale”.. - Comedian Brad Stine explains why he doesn’t get PETA.. - We’ll call over the Red Hot Talent for an update from Murray.. - Pillars shares a funny story about Sha-Na-Na.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes in search of the mythical Chupacabra.. - and we’ll wrap up with more letters from our listeners…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the Laundroman fan leaving this soul and then
(00:31):
like in portraygo dot dot, you know, kind of host
set up leaving this soul hating the waters of the Medulla.
Oblong gotta with John Boy and Billy on the Big
Show like that with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Uh, I think it's in my office under some stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Really that he means good morning showy.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A new appreciation for your job and what you do.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You got some crazy somebody and I swear they're all
good people, but you know they if you read the letters,
a psychologist would have a field day.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
We used to have psychology field day once a year.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Really, I don't know how you dare go out and public, dude,
I swhear other than most of them. You know, if
they writing these letters, they probably can't drive a car
or or not a lot out without supervisions.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
People.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I'm only reading the crazy ones. There's a stack of
good ones twice that size.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So, so y'all don't take offense to that.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
If you've written me no, no, no, possibly know if
you're normal, if you're one of the crazy ones.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yes, we are talking about.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Man, I'm gonna write some of them back, just gonna
sign your name. Come on, look at yo gat there
and in one of the little hats and intended to
be you be the stunt job.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Remember a couple of weeks ago where the guy came by,
came back. He said he wanted to show John Boy
something that his wife had made, an afghan.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It was what should call it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah,
So I went out here and it was like it
was like twenty feet long.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Man, it was one feet long, and it said d
Walt on it all the way down and then under
said Matt Kenzon. And then he said, she's not finished
with it yet. They're gonna put a whole new floor
up here on top. So we put number seventeen on it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Only Pete.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I said, you know, well, that's that's nice. He said, yes, wonderful.
Get some race tickets. I said, well, well yeah, I said, well,
you know because I went down to Ralph Racing and
they told me to come by here and show it
to you.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You'll take care of me, so Ralph Racing. All right, guys,
I don't know who did it, but I won't find out.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
All right, We're coming up on Curnavan's quiz. That is
the easiest way for you to join the winners hang out.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
We'll play a minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio coming up.
The easiest way for you to get your name in
this winner's hat because it's the curn Events Quiz. All
I gotta do is take ce all right, one eight
hundred Big Show. You're toe free line across America. B
caller nine, take see and win right now.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Good Friday morning. It is good Friday morning. Good, good
Friday morning to you. The Big Show is on the radio,
getting easy weekends. So all right, I'm gonna start being
more sensitive right now.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
How we're doing so far? I think we're doing wonderful.
Laura had a clear Moore, Okla Homer, Hello, Laura, Hey,
John boy, how you doing today?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Good baby? So what are you doing? Tell us about yourself?
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Laura, I'm mother, stay home?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Are you asking me? Mother?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Fuck?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Good?
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Lord?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So what do you enjoy about the Big Show?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Everything good?
Speaker 10 (05:12):
Listen to it from five to thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
My time on up? All right, great, you've never even
heard of this show?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Happened?
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I am okay?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
All right, well Laura, listen up. Let's see if you
can win? Right here, baby well.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
A diehard NASCAR fan faces up to a year in
prison for protesting a Boston TV station's decision not to
run a.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
NASCAR race last year.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
When Fox affiliate WFXT announced they were going to preempt
local coverage of the race to run a Boston Red
Sox baseball game, the man flooded the Fox website with
over five hundred and sixty thousand email messages protesting the decision.
Man fearing that the barrage was a hacker attack, Fox
had to shut down part of its website, which cost
(05:57):
him an estimated thirty six thousand dollars. Now investigators say
this case is proof that a Fox needs to upgrade
their web servers, b Internet accounts, need a monthly limit
on email, or see John Boy is finally trying to
learn how to use a computer.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Take a lord, Yeah, why you say, Laura, well, I'm
gonna pick c when you boy, I'm learning how to
let use a computer. Are you really well?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Listen, man, I got I got two of the best
uh right around here, Randy Billy.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Anything they can do to help you, and I'm gonna
give you their home phone numbers.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
You call up, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right, all right, Laura, hold on, baby good one
of the big shows on your radio. Let's get your news, weather, sports,
and Rafferts coming up.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
Yeah, this your old pals, you stand the black when
I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey
and I played a right fine gumbo off my best
friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy Sagon wife and his
on Lizbet.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I'm listening to those two wacky Cajuns John Boy and
Philly right down that they're big show.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Woie, there is funny.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I GARYL.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Pete.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one X.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, here we are, John Bard, been there, Jaggie Randive,
brad Stein, I'm here man.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You know who Brad Love Mad Max Mad Max like
Peter he just hates Peter. He keeps up and brings
us a lady Peter news.
Speaker 12 (08:20):
These people are crazy, the whole animal rights things. First off,
you can't give a right to an animal. Okay, all right,
it's the philosophical concept bas on the fact that you know,
you just and know you can die. Animals don't know
they can die. They're not afraid that either. Afraid of
getting chased. It's chasing from the water and hole. They
go back time after The bones aren't a giveaway. We're
(08:40):
going back again. That's what amazes me. And they don't care.
They don't put You know, if you care about animal rights, okay,
care about animals being persecuted, go into the animal kingdom
and teach them to be nice to each other. Will
somebody help these wilderbests please? There's like five hundred willoughbies.
Once you do, they scatter. Teach them to organize. There's
(09:00):
five hundred of you. One cheetah. Stop circle the cheetah
dog pile on the cheetah.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You got a new.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Worldview the old look that cheetahs got old crippled elmer whatever, cause.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That makes more little room with the water at all.
Speaker 12 (09:18):
Help they sink and people out, you know, and people,
this is what I don't care. If you're nice animals,
God bless you for being good to animals. That's a
good thing. But people will tell me that animals and
humans are equal. That's where I go over the top
and said, dude, the very fact that humans act, how
we talk about how we should.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Treat animals proves we're better than them.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Because I guarantee you animals in the Serengeti right now.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They ain't having this conversation.
Speaker 12 (09:42):
If you limp your lunch, that's their play, that's their worldview.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know, eat them back.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
You know, Whelan's up on our beach. We spend a
million dollars throwing the back we fall in the ocean.
They eat us. Why are we being jumane to animals
when they're anim believe to us.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Eat them back gets their way. They're used to it,
That's who they are.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
It amazes me these and they getting mad, they get angry,
and they only like the cute animals.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's what I can't stand.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
It is so disingenuous, you know, you know, they're always killing.
All the spotted owls being heard, all the harp seals
being beaten, the dolphins are getting This is my favorite
dolphins a getting caught in the tuna. That dolphins are
getting caught the tune. A, yeah, what about the.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Tuna the tuna nets.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
They're not crazy, but tuna or fish and fish are ugly.
These people will never change themselves to it. To be
kind of carp never happens. They don't care about fish.
They don't care. And then they go, oh, yeah, but
you know dolphins are second to humans in intelligence. Then
tellent dolphins that go round? I think it amazes to me,
(10:56):
you know, And who came up with this intelligent dolphins theorem?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I've seen them at SeaWorld.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Okay, they bounce on their tail, gotta thinking, ball in
their nose, goo, flaming hoops of fire. Five shows a day,
seven days a week for a sardine.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Hey, pray to get a union animal?
Speaker 8 (11:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Can they get mad? They get mad at it, and
then they try to pro am. I right, y'all hunt?
Speaker 12 (11:21):
I don't know, Yeah, yeah, because I heard your show.
You guys they get mad at the hunters. But who
do they protest? The guys that help with guns, Guys
that hunt with maybe a bowl and arrow. Never the
fisherman who hunt fish. Nobody cares because fish are ugly.
They don't the ugly thinking die. And if you care
about animals, go to the fisherman. The most ruseless hunters
I have for seen. If I shoot it, it's dead.
(11:42):
These fishermen will catch this poor guy battle for twenty minutes,
pulled off its environment.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's suffocating. Meanwhile, I'm taking pictures.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
They looking at it, take pliers, rip the hook out
of his face, and then throw them back. If I'm
a fisher and thinking what was that all, eat me
a hold on my face, Say you are a freak
showing some fish side, shall hire a ball, just give
(12:13):
him some dignity and eating.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Jun boya and dilly. Oh, this is so good. It
just has to be fattening this morning radio dumb right
(12:51):
good Friday morning. To make sure it's on the radio.
That's why siph to my answer, I called red.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Hot Hello, red Neck con I Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Wow, It's like she knew it was gonna be us.
It's like, okay, don't mess me up.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
I gotta do my little palm.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, it's like you had das j'avou though, no.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
No, yeah, I knew you were gonna interrupt me. Can
I do my palm or not? Yes? Okay? Roses are red,
monsters are creepy. If you need an act, we can
sell you a chef. I don't go.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Is this miss the best?
Speaker 12 (13:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, this is okay? I know here what one man?
Let me set you up. It's your two favorite entertainers here,
No kidding?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Is this storm over Gray.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Stephen stumbling Bill?
Speaker 10 (13:39):
You know that?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Oh my mistake? Is this horrid?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I forget which one I am? Anyway, what's happening over there?
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Well? As one of your regular callers often says, how
are you taking?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
As another regular caller says, not too good?
Speaker 7 (13:59):
And as my grandma I says on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Night, you're not a real happy person, are you seal?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Sorry, Jimbo, it's just well, it's that time of the month.
Oh you mean payday?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Well look, this has been fun as always, But can
we talk to the boss man?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Certainly?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, he surprised you some come.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Oh here's marginally him?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Please? Is he in the office?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
You're the one dragging it out?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, crouching tiger, you need to hide under the desk.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
I'll pick it out, hope, ple, Okay, I'll jump out
love you May. I'm just looking through the new issue
of People magazine. You know that weird singer b York,
the one from Iceland. She sang that song dressed like
a swan at the Academy Award. Hey, you'll never guess
she's getting married. You know she's getting married to huh,
(15:10):
Peppermint Patty from Peanuts. You know what that means? From
now on, she'll be York Peppermint Patty up. I did
not Nephew Sherman, the comedy writer. Did he want to
have some more of his latest? Okay? Okay. If Tim
Wilson married Peter Pan and divorced him and married Kirsty Alley,
(15:34):
he'd be Tim Pan Alley. Where If Cool Mode the
rap star, married NFL player John Hann and then divorced
him and married Asian actor Key Luke, he'd be Cool
Hand Luke. If Jay Z, another rap star, married actor
(15:55):
Joe Penny, then divorced him and married Betty White and
divorced her and married Swoopy Sales, he'd be jay Z
Penny White Sails. Wait a minute. If former UN Secretary
General Dag Hammer's Gold married Natalie Wood, then the boss
her and married French writer George sand then the vost
(16:17):
him and married the wicked Witch of the West. He'd
be dag Wood sand Witch. Oh and here's my favorite.
Remember Ron Eely, the guy that played Tarzan on TV. Yeah,
if ron Ely married comedian Kevin Meaney, then divorced him
and married Mighty Mouse, then devost him and married skier
Tommy Moe, he'd be ron eey meany mighty.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Mo Oh sing Long asked my boy.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Well, technically he's my brother's boy, but you know I've
always been more of a role model for it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, I got a run, places to go, people to see.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Okay, you got me. Let us do the lunch thing later.
Have you on machine called my machine in my love?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
That's Billy, good morning to make show us on the radio.
Hang over your local news weather sport.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
This is was royal.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
That is the king Veto, slayer of the Visials, destroyer
of the Mongol.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
And aggravator of the Ottomania.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed
barbarians John Boy and Billy, are you old?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Big show? A rise a loyal of beef, A rise
Duke of Ellington, rise water of tin essence of marp
milk of Vactisia.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Good morning, the big show is on already, chet me out.
I got all kind of dances for this put in
the world like a drying He set the music. It's
like Burt a pigeon dance.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
All right, Friday, every lady, tad you having a birthday?
You're sharing one with shah Na Nas Lenny Bakers.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Is that browser? That's Bowser browser, says wife. She goes
to shoping a lot. Yeah, I think this, I said,
waxing dumb between her eyes. You know, I think I
thought it was one of the internet dudes.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I thought this Lenny Baker, he is from I think
he's the saxophone player. And I saw Shanna nine years
ago my favorite story shine on that they could run
it onto States for the encore. And he hit a
wet spot on the stage and he fell backwards fast.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
His saxophone shot out of.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
His hands off stage, and he's head bounced off the
stage and they're all trying to do we go together,
They're like, you know, and they're standing him up and
he is. He's reaching for the saxophone that's not there
and working the keys, and you fellas from the band
just propped him up. He stood back there, just kind
of in the days's eyes rolling all around.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
He finished the show where they trying not to laugh.
They were young enough, pretty good.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Don't make fun of me browser.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh man, I found narts on your head? Oh man, Hey,
is this the first baby dog that I like before?
What's uh David Justin's ex wife Jackie halle Berry. Yeah, Halleberry,
Haley Mills. You know that's a white woman, right, no? Yeah, yeah,
it couldn't have been hurt that played.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
You remember the parent Trapped that old Walt Disney movie
where she was twins?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh oh, they look like Gidget girl. I mean she
was hair, yeah, but she was like her. Yeah, she's
got a nerve racking girl.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah yeah, what about the romance went right out of
the story right quick?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, man, look like girls I grew up with. You know,
you have him in real life, so who needs that,
right fantasy?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Real girl?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
They hang around neighborhood my cape.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
And Melissa Joan Hart Sabrina of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Now is she is still a teenage witch?
Speaker 12 (20:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
But she plays.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
You know I have to just pretend. Yeah, yeah, she
had real magic power. She'd fixed that lazy eye right.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
Hey, what.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You's got a latch eye? It wanders of mine.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
See, you know, one of the part of her stay's
focused and the other part time checks out the restaurroom
a little bit.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
I like guys.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Well, look at this pile of letters.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
We have lots of people for you. Get fellows back
to work. I got Manil laser. Good morning. The big
show is on the radio. Here it is Dupid Quiz time.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You want to play Medal one eight hundred Big Show,
Jaggie lineup calling nine.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
We'll go at it all right, Dan so calling on
one Big Show. I will play you next. Want of
(22:02):
the big shows on the radio?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
John Boy, Billieve Pillars, Randy mar Sees.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Jackie and Courtney fab Jackie told me you designed my major.
So that's what she said. You know how the sister
in her comes out when she says major.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
In mid sense?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
She said, is that you made of plants?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I see?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
And he said, yes, John Boys, I ain't mad at it.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Jackie, She's only human.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
She still want to know who the ben Daddy.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, Cordon was one that I ain't never gonna get pregnant,
come down here by wanting to know who the man
and daddy is.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Today?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
All right, come on, y'all, let's not get out of
control here or some people are working around here right now.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
H mean?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I got Doug here out of ur Ladindo, Florida.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Hello, Doug, Hey, how you doing doing?
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Good? Man?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
You all right?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
I'm feeling all right good?
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Good?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well you think so? So are you working?
Speaker 12 (23:12):
Doug?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What are you doing right now?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
My delivery business?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I'm not my way to Tampa from Orlando to deliver
some stuff?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Man, Cole play stupid quiz going down the road. Uh,
touch a number on your phone. That's the way you're
gonna chime in, you know, gotta drive and think and touch.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I got the bail. Marcy got a lesson for Hello
English English English.
Speaker 15 (23:34):
Identify the adjectives in this senter adjectives. You should hold
the needle steady if you want a thread it the
first time.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
You should hold the needles steadily if you want to
throw it the first time.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
That yes, Doug, we're gonna go ahead guess steadily.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Is that all you got?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
And throw.
Speaker 14 (24:04):
Me?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
We'd have been better, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hold the needle steadily is one. I picked that up
from Doug.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
It's actually you should hold the needle steady, hold the
needles steady, bread all right, steady, thread and whole.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
No steady and thread, no thread, no steady.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
What kind of time?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Steady? First time?
Speaker 15 (24:34):
First?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Steady and first and steady? Name in high school?
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Nothing?
Speaker 12 (24:46):
That was.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Alright?
Speaker 15 (24:51):
Alright? Science, all right, multiple choice? What do we call
an exploding star?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Ah?
Speaker 15 (25:00):
Is it a super nova? B? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You act like you know this from Doug.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
What is it? Well?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I was gonna say no, but I'm gonna go with supernova.
I guess correct, is right?
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Wow?
Speaker 15 (25:16):
I mean beat beep.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
You're right because I got this new sophone and I
can't press again.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Hey, yeah, Doug, you feel feel free to be with
your mouth man. You're up one to nothing.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Math class math? How many square feet are there in
one square yard?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Square feet? Square yard?
Speaker 12 (25:37):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Be dougging now now and all right, there's three feet
to a yard, so squared the is like probably four
four times thirty is twelve, So I'm going twelve feet.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That is is good math, but no wrong, oh man,
good math, but not for this particular problem. That's exactly
what I was. I gotta fit the problem. Yeah, Doug,
go ahead, you got shot at it. I was gonna
get thirty six, thirty one.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Where you are now? Six nine?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
How much is it?
Speaker 14 (26:09):
Nine?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Nine nine, it's three times three, Doug, You're up only
one and nothing.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Man.
Speaker 15 (26:17):
There we go us and world history?
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Yeah, yes, history.
Speaker 15 (26:21):
What country was divided in two in nineteen forty eight?
Was it A Russia? B, Germany C? Korea?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Go ahead, Doug, I'm gonna try Korea's track, man, That's
what I was gonna guess.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Doug is conking me, man. Social story, Let's go to
socioown show off. All right, here we go, So studies.
Speaker 15 (26:47):
What do we call the followers of the Church of
Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Hmmm?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
I was thinking the Mormons. So I'm gonna say the Mormons.
I say, yeah, all right, dog, are you in temple?
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Alright, man, lose your job over this for sure, class man.
Speaker 15 (27:11):
How many minutes are there in one degree? Is it
a sixty B, one twenty?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't understand the question. That's what makes it so hard.
How many minutes are there in a degree in one degree? Well, Doug, job.
Speaker 13 (27:30):
What you got, Dougie, I was gonna guess.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
See.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
I didn't even hear it, but being a didn't sound good.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Three sixty three sixty and that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
That's wrong.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I hate to do this, but I might have to
call producers taking them.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
How many minutes are there?
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
How long has this game been going? It's forever?
Speaker 7 (27:48):
It could be fun.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, hey, hold on, I'm just gonna give you the
prize package.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
All right, all right, thank you, all right, buddy, thank you.
We really have to take a break right now.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay, so let's do that. Let's take that, and we'll
be right this after back. Good morning, ain't got a
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Nick Langley, woman to North Carolina wants to hear some
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Facebook requests Nick Langley, woman to North Carolina.
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Herego, Nick.
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Animal Channel presents the crocodile traveling around the world in
search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap out of them.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Now here Steve, good day, Steve.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Here, and today we're in Mexico, hot on the trail
of the mysterious, and some say mythical beast the Chupa Cabra, or,
as the locals call it, the goatsucker. It's a monster
that survives pot drinking the blood of farm animals by night.
Folks who've come in contact with the creature describe it
as a four to five foot tall reptilian humanoid with
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big red eyes, long sharp clothes in a row of
porcupine top queels down its back. A horrible little beastie,
to be sure, and no one really knows where it
comes from now. Some say another dimension, others say it's
from out of space, and some believe it to be
an unholy demon from the nether world. Well, wherever it
comes from, the only thing we know for sure about
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the Chooper Cabra is that, just like any sitcom on
upn it sucks. Dowtwarry little ones all. I tell you something,
This cupid camera must be a pretty tough customer. These
girds have quite a temper on them. You can't even
tease them about them going bonkers. Watch this ay, little girl,
booga booger booger blimy right in a snick of doodles.
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It's hard to believe that an adorable little barnyard sweetheart
like this can be provoked a violence by a.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Simple little booga booga booger stritch.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Well, maybe it's not that hard to believe. Well, we
better hunker down and get a good vantage point. I'll
perch over here on this pile of rocks. Looks fairly safe.
The sun is starting to go down in a lot
of little critics come out at night in the Mexican desert,
so we'll have to watch your steps.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Strike.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Here's the perfect reason to be careful, the Mexican rock scorpions. Now,
this little bugger comes out to feed only at night.
There sting effects quite a wallop. The venom isn't poisonous,
but it's lethal. Nonetheless, it acts like a very powerful
acid and dissolves its bray from the inside. Aut extremely nasty,
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and all that acid is located right here in the
tip of the tail.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
WHOA, that was close. Better luck next time, mate.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Well that's not good, and it smocks a.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Right bit too.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Oh, just look at that acid go to work. My
hand is starting to look like a rubber glaf full
of jello. I better tie that off before the damn
it goes any further nowhere.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He's focused. It's just part of the jaws. Hold everything.
This might be it. Wow, the herds will become unsettled.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
The little chooper camera has come out to flight, except
he's not quiet. He's going through that goat head like Teddy,
and he threw a liquor can. Looking at him, he's amazing,
and what a startling green color. He's gorgeous, brutal. The
troop of camera's able to tear the coat in half
with a single shape of those raise a sharp claws.
(32:14):
Let's see if we can get him to come in
for a closer little seems like he'd get sick of
goats after a while and one eat something else. So
I'll offer him one of these delicious sandwiches my wife. Mate, Mate,
try a ham and cheese. He's looking this way. Oh
he's a beauty. What a unique opportunity.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Here you go, a little fella. I hope you like
wheat bread.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I guess not.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
He slapped a sandwich clean out of my head. Now
don't look at me, mate, and sandwiches right over there.
He appears to be in some sort of trance. He's
staring right at me. I hate to say it, but
maybe I better back off. Oh this rough parley shifting,
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I didn't expect that. I think I've broken my leg,
and the chupa cabra still coming.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Oh dear, that rocks.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Lies uncovered, and ne'st of Mexican rock stormpions, and they're
none too happy. I'm trying to back away. These goats
are pretty stubborn, and I try to wave them off
so I can get the safety.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Go on, goats, go shoot shoe book a book a
booger right into the rock.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Scorpions fly me. That scorpion acid makes me feel all
wiggly and salt. Oh dad, here comes to Chooper Cabra.
I should probably get up and run for my life.
I should, but the acid is making my body the
consistency of camp yoga pudding. She just perfect sup of
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camere has sunk his fangs into my fleece. He's chugging
the rapidly dissolving contents of my body like I was
a big juice bag. Maybe I could scare him off
by waving my wobbly yellow like arms. Eddie go on.
Oh no, here comes Ago. I hope he hits the
super camera and not me. Why in my present state
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I'd pop like a tent. Somebody get a spot.
Speaker 14 (34:30):
And then again next week for another episode of the Crocodile.
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Ste Good Morning, A big show is on a radio.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Tiller's how many letters left to me?
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Man?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
When you when you do your hands like this like
the Al Jolson?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Does that actually help?
Speaker 15 (35:14):
You?
Speaker 14 (35:14):
Know?
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That revives me? Knows?
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Uh?
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You know where he'll called the action. He looks like
that plate juggler on the Ed Sulli show. We got
so we got you guys, get you really do.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
Get a lot of nice letters and thank you for
things that you've done in the Jersey.
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That's nothing we don't need to revisit. That just be
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Dale Coulter, WT, chief of police from Jackson, Alabama. He's
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Oh cool?
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Really yeah, he found one and redid it. It's got
working red light and syreene and the same two way radio.
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Does he want me to come down drive it?
Speaker 12 (35:49):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (35:50):
You know he he really avoided that topic in the
in the body of the letter, but at the end,
he did say, I hope you enjoy the picture, and
we all are listening to you down here in l A,
Lower Alabama. This is where he stumbled, tell Gomer.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Duh, hey.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
You got oh I thought that was it. I'm sorry, no, no,
no no, but we might have time to go through
all of them. Very nice letter.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Here's here's a tip. You want these letters read on
the are you probably shoul keep them short now, like
five page ramble fond from uh.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Well, it was a woman in prison, you know, in
her defense. She's got a lot of time a woman
to get worded, you know, around the house.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, imagine you know.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
Dear John boy Billy in the gang. Hello from Georgia.
I get to listen to y'all on KZ one o
six out of Chattanooga, Tennessee. I wake up most mornings
to the pre show with Rich on KZ one o six.
Then I listened to y'all just till I have to
get up and on the move out the door. Jackie, girlfriend,
you're cute and Randy you're very good looking as well.
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Please don't be a guy. Please don't be.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
No no, no, Billy, you too like you sound to
take that you don't know me so far, John boy,
I could just give you a hug. I'm phoneless a
computerist just now. Oh well, uh, snail mail will have
to do, I suppose, and pillars no more. Are you
a Yankee, honey? You're what they call a transplanted Southerner.
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Oh damn you.
Speaker 6 (37:21):
You may have been born a Yankee, but now you're
just as Southern as the Southern as the rest of us,
or as they say, Yankee by birth, Southern by the
grace s guy. Well, I don't want to tuck y'all's
ears off.
Speaker 7 (37:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Next time you see goober, you tell him, I said,
duh huh hmm, got it right. You'll know what you mean.
From Susan Patrick in Chatsworth, Georgia.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
All right.
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And then and one more, uh did you throw this away?
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Oh?
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What?
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Oh?
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Yes?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
From goober Joe away? And he goes, no, it came
like that. I just read a verse, old goober Joe.
You've been saving.
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This is I just love these, John boy, you butt head.
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Now you've done it. You upset Calvin.
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Yep, Calvin's upset because you won't give him the respect
and admiration he deserves.
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Put so much thought effort into you get in the
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Randy is to blame. As always, I love old goober Joe.
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You know we're easy going here. But if you don't
say daha, we're boycotting the show. And if that don't work,
we may march on Charlotte and pick at the station,
maybe even release what is this nematodes in your yard?
Uh bum pointed out, and then he trails off into
it a thank you for your support, goober Joe. Four
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I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the Laundroman fan leaving this soul and then
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like in portraygo dot dot, you know, kind of host
set up leaving this soul hating the waters of the Medulla.
Oblong gotta with John Boy and Billy on the Big
Show like that with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Uh, I think it's in my office under some stuff.
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Really that he means good morning showy.
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Yeah, I have.
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A new appreciation for your job and what you do.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You got some crazy somebody and I swear they're all
good people, but you know they if you read the letters,
a psychologist would have a field day.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
We used to have psychology field day once a year.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Really, I don't know how you dare go out and public, dude,
I swhear other than most of them. You know, if
they writing these letters, they probably can't drive a car
or or not a lot out without supervisions.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
People.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I'm only reading the crazy ones. There's a stack of
good ones twice that size.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Yeah.
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So, so y'all don't take offense to that.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
If you've written me no, no, no, possibly know if
you're normal, if you're one of the crazy ones.
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Yes, we are talking about.
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Man, I'm gonna write some of them back, just gonna
sign your name. Come on, look at yo gat there
and in one of the little hats and intended to
be you be the stunt job.
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Remember a couple of weeks ago where the guy came by,
came back. He said he wanted to show John Boy
something that his wife had made, an afghan.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It was what should call it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah,
So I went out here and it was like it
was like twenty feet long.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Man, it was one feet long, and it said d
Walt on it all the way down and then under
said Matt Kenzon. And then he said, she's not finished
with it yet. They're gonna put a whole new floor
up here on top. So we put number seventeen on it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Only Pete.
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Get some race tickets. I said, well, well yeah, I said, well,
you know because I went down to Ralph Racing and
they told me to come by here and show it
to you.
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You'll take care of me, so Ralph Racing. All right, guys,
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Laura had a clear Moore, Okla Homer, Hello, Laura, Hey,
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My time on up? All right, great, you've never even
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I am okay?
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All right, well Laura, listen up. Let's see if you
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Speaker 9 (05:25):
A diehard NASCAR fan faces up to a year in
prison for protesting a Boston TV station's decision not to
run a.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
NASCAR race last year.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
When Fox affiliate WFXT announced they were going to preempt
local coverage of the race to run a Boston Red
Sox baseball game, the man flooded the Fox website with
over five hundred and sixty thousand email messages protesting the decision.
Man fearing that the barrage was a hacker attack, Fox
had to shut down part of its website, which cost
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him an estimated thirty six thousand dollars. Now investigators say
this case is proof that a Fox needs to upgrade
their web servers, b Internet accounts, need a monthly limit
on email, or see John Boy is finally trying to
learn how to use a computer.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Take a lord, Yeah, why you say, Laura, well, I'm
gonna pick c when you boy, I'm learning how to
let use a computer. Are you really well?
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Listen, man, I got I got two of the best
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Anything they can do to help you, and I'm gonna
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and I played a right fine gumbo off my best
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on Lizbet.
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I'm listening to those two wacky Cajuns John Boy and
Philly right down that they're big show.
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Woie, there is funny.
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I GARYL.
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Pete.
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God damn.
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Yeah, here we are, John Bard, been there, Jaggie Randive,
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You know who Brad Love Mad Max Mad Max like
Peter he just hates Peter. He keeps up and brings
us a lady Peter news.
Speaker 12 (08:20):
These people are crazy, the whole animal rights things. First off,
you can't give a right to an animal. Okay, all right,
it's the philosophical concept bas on the fact that you know,
you just and know you can die. Animals don't know
they can die. They're not afraid that either. Afraid of
getting chased. It's chasing from the water and hole. They
go back time after The bones aren't a giveaway. We're
(08:40):
going back again. That's what amazes me. And they don't care.
They don't put You know, if you care about animal rights, okay,
care about animals being persecuted, go into the animal kingdom
and teach them to be nice to each other. Will
somebody help these wilderbests please? There's like five hundred willoughbies.
Once you do, they scatter. Teach them to organize. There's
(09:00):
five hundred of you. One cheetah. Stop circle the cheetah
dog pile on the cheetah.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You got a new.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Worldview the old look that cheetahs got old crippled elmer whatever, cause.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That makes more little room with the water at all.
Speaker 12 (09:18):
Help they sink and people out, you know, and people,
this is what I don't care. If you're nice animals,
God bless you for being good to animals. That's a
good thing. But people will tell me that animals and
humans are equal. That's where I go over the top
and said, dude, the very fact that humans act, how
we talk about how we should.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Treat animals proves we're better than them.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Because I guarantee you animals in the Serengeti right now.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They ain't having this conversation.
Speaker 12 (09:42):
If you limp your lunch, that's their play, that's their worldview.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know, eat them back.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
You know, Whelan's up on our beach. We spend a
million dollars throwing the back we fall in the ocean.
They eat us. Why are we being jumane to animals
when they're anim believe to us.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Eat them back gets their way. They're used to it,
That's who they are.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
It amazes me these and they getting mad, they get angry,
and they only like the cute animals.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's what I can't stand.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
It is so disingenuous, you know, you know, they're always killing.
All the spotted owls being heard, all the harp seals
being beaten, the dolphins are getting This is my favorite
dolphins a getting caught in the tuna. That dolphins are
getting caught the tune. A, yeah, what about the.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Tuna the tuna nets.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
They're not crazy, but tuna or fish and fish are ugly.
These people will never change themselves to it. To be
kind of carp never happens. They don't care about fish.
They don't care. And then they go, oh, yeah, but
you know dolphins are second to humans in intelligence. Then
tellent dolphins that go round? I think it amazes to me,
(10:56):
you know, And who came up with this intelligent dolphins theorem?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I've seen them at SeaWorld.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Okay, they bounce on their tail, gotta thinking, ball in
their nose, goo, flaming hoops of fire. Five shows a day,
seven days a week for a sardine.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Hey, pray to get a union animal?
Speaker 8 (11:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Can they get mad? They get mad at it, and
then they try to pro am. I right, y'all hunt?
Speaker 12 (11:21):
I don't know, Yeah, yeah, because I heard your show.
You guys they get mad at the hunters. But who
do they protest? The guys that help with guns, Guys
that hunt with maybe a bowl and arrow. Never the
fisherman who hunt fish. Nobody cares because fish are ugly.
They don't the ugly thinking die. And if you care
about animals, go to the fisherman. The most ruseless hunters
I have for seen. If I shoot it, it's dead.
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These fishermen will catch this poor guy battle for twenty minutes,
pulled off its environment.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's suffocating. Meanwhile, I'm taking pictures.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
They looking at it, take pliers, rip the hook out
of his face, and then throw them back. If I'm
a fisher and thinking what was that all, eat me
a hold on my face, Say you are a freak
showing some fish side, shall hire a ball, just give
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him some dignity and eating.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Jun boya and dilly. Oh, this is so good. It
just has to be fattening this morning radio dumb right
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good Friday morning. To make sure it's on the radio.
That's why siph to my answer, I called red.
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Wow, It's like she knew it was gonna be us.
It's like, okay, don't mess me up.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
I gotta do my little palm.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, it's like you had das j'avou though, no.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
No, yeah, I knew you were gonna interrupt me. Can
I do my palm or not? Yes? Okay? Roses are red,
monsters are creepy. If you need an act, we can
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Speaker 12 (13:24):
Hi.
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Is this miss the best?
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No?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, this is okay? I know here what one man?
Let me set you up. It's your two favorite entertainers here,
No kidding?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Is this storm over Gray.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Stephen stumbling Bill?
Speaker 10 (13:39):
You know that?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Oh my mistake? Is this horrid?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I forget which one I am? Anyway, what's happening over there?
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Well? As one of your regular callers often says, how
are you taking?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
As another regular caller says, not too good?
Speaker 7 (13:59):
And as my grandma I says on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Night, you're not a real happy person, are you seal?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Sorry, Jimbo, it's just well, it's that time of the month.
Oh you mean payday?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Well look, this has been fun as always, But can
we talk to the boss man?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Certainly?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, he surprised you some come.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Oh here's marginally him?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Please? Is he in the office?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
You're the one dragging it out?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, crouching tiger, you need to hide under the desk.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
I'll pick it out, hope, ple, Okay, I'll jump out
love you May. I'm just looking through the new issue
of People magazine. You know that weird singer b York,
the one from Iceland. She sang that song dressed like
a swan at the Academy Award. Hey, you'll never guess
she's getting married. You know she's getting married to huh,
(15:10):
Peppermint Patty from Peanuts. You know what that means? From
now on, she'll be York Peppermint Patty up. I did
not Nephew Sherman, the comedy writer. Did he want to
have some more of his latest? Okay? Okay. If Tim
Wilson married Peter Pan and divorced him and married Kirsty Alley,
(15:34):
he'd be Tim Pan Alley. Where If Cool Mode the
rap star, married NFL player John Hann and then divorced
him and married Asian actor Key Luke, he'd be Cool
Hand Luke. If Jay Z, another rap star, married actor
(15:55):
Joe Penny, then divorced him and married Betty White and
divorced her and married Swoopy Sales, he'd be jay Z
Penny White Sails. Wait a minute. If former UN Secretary
General Dag Hammer's Gold married Natalie Wood, then the boss
her and married French writer George sand then the vost
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him and married the wicked Witch of the West. He'd
be dag Wood sand Witch. Oh and here's my favorite.
Remember Ron Eely, the guy that played Tarzan on TV. Yeah,
if ron Ely married comedian Kevin Meaney, then divorced him
and married Mighty Mouse, then devost him and married skier
Tommy Moe, he'd be ron eey meany mighty.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Mo Oh sing Long asked my boy.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Well, technically he's my brother's boy, but you know I've
always been more of a role model for it.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, I got a run, places to go, people to see.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Okay, you got me. Let us do the lunch thing later.
Have you on machine called my machine in my love?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
That's Billy, good morning to make show us on the radio.
Hang over your local news weather sport.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
This is was royal.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
That is the king Veto, slayer of the Visials, destroyer
of the Mongol.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
And aggravator of the Ottomania.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed
barbarians John Boy and Billy, are you old?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Big show? A rise a loyal of beef, A rise
Duke of Ellington, rise water of tin essence of marp
milk of Vactisia.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Good morning, the big show is on already, chet me out.
I got all kind of dances for this put in
the world like a drying He set the music. It's
like Burt a pigeon dance.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
All right, Friday, every lady, tad you having a birthday?
You're sharing one with shah Na Nas Lenny Bakers.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Is that browser? That's Bowser browser, says wife. She goes
to shoping a lot. Yeah, I think this, I said,
waxing dumb between her eyes. You know, I think I
thought it was one of the internet dudes.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I thought this Lenny Baker, he is from I think
he's the saxophone player. And I saw Shanna nine years
ago my favorite story shine on that they could run
it onto States for the encore. And he hit a
wet spot on the stage and he fell backwards fast.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
His saxophone shot out of.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
His hands off stage, and he's head bounced off the
stage and they're all trying to do we go together,
They're like, you know, and they're standing him up and
he is. He's reaching for the saxophone that's not there
and working the keys, and you fellas from the band
just propped him up. He stood back there, just kind
of in the days's eyes rolling all around.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
He finished the show where they trying not to laugh.
They were young enough, pretty good.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Don't make fun of me browser.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh man, I found narts on your head? Oh man, Hey,
is this the first baby dog that I like before?
What's uh David Justin's ex wife Jackie halle Berry. Yeah, Halleberry,
Haley Mills. You know that's a white woman, right, no? Yeah, yeah,
it couldn't have been hurt that played.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
You remember the parent Trapped that old Walt Disney movie
where she was twins?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh oh, they look like Gidget girl. I mean she
was hair, yeah, but she was like her. Yeah, she's
got a nerve racking girl.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah yeah, what about the romance went right out of
the story right quick?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, man, look like girls I grew up with. You know,
you have him in real life, so who needs that,
right fantasy?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Real girl?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
They hang around neighborhood my cape.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
And Melissa Joan Hart Sabrina of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Now is she is still a teenage witch?
Speaker 12 (20:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
But she plays.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
You know I have to just pretend. Yeah, yeah, she
had real magic power. She'd fixed that lazy eye right.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
Hey, what.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You's got a latch eye? It wanders of mine.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
See, you know, one of the part of her stay's
focused and the other part time checks out the restaurroom
a little bit.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
I like guys.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Well, look at this pile of letters.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
We have lots of people for you. Get fellows back
to work. I got Manil laser. Good morning. The big
show is on the radio. Here it is Dupid Quiz time.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You want to play Medal one eight hundred Big Show,
Jaggie lineup calling nine.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
We'll go at it all right, Dan so calling on
one Big Show. I will play you next. Want of
(22:02):
the big shows on the radio?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
John Boy, Billieve Pillars, Randy mar Sees.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Jackie and Courtney fab Jackie told me you designed my major.
So that's what she said. You know how the sister
in her comes out when she says major.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
In mid sense?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
She said, is that you made of plants?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I see?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
And he said, yes, John Boys, I ain't mad at it.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Jackie, She's only human.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
She still want to know who the ben Daddy.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, Cordon was one that I ain't never gonna get pregnant,
come down here by wanting to know who the man
and daddy is.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Today?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
All right, come on, y'all, let's not get out of
control here or some people are working around here right now.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
H mean?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I got Doug here out of ur Ladindo, Florida.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Hello, Doug, Hey, how you doing doing?
Speaker 14 (23:07):
Good? Man?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
You all right?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
I'm feeling all right good?
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Good?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well you think so? So are you working?
Speaker 12 (23:12):
Doug?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What are you doing right now?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
My delivery business?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I'm not my way to Tampa from Orlando to deliver
some stuff?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Man, Cole play stupid quiz going down the road. Uh,
touch a number on your phone. That's the way you're
gonna chime in, you know, gotta drive and think and touch.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I got the bail. Marcy got a lesson for Hello
English English English.
Speaker 15 (23:34):
Identify the adjectives in this senter adjectives. You should hold
the needle steady if you want a thread it the
first time.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
You should hold the needles steadily if you want to
throw it the first time.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
That yes, Doug, we're gonna go ahead guess steadily.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Is that all you got?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
And throw.
Speaker 14 (24:04):
Me?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
We'd have been better, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hold the needle steadily is one. I picked that up
from Doug.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
It's actually you should hold the needle steady, hold the
needles steady, bread all right, steady, thread and whole.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
No steady and thread, no thread, no steady.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
What kind of time?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Steady? First time?
Speaker 15 (24:34):
First?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Steady and first and steady? Name in high school?
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Nothing?
Speaker 12 (24:46):
That was.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Alright?
Speaker 15 (24:51):
Alright? Science, all right, multiple choice? What do we call
an exploding star?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Ah?
Speaker 15 (25:00):
Is it a super nova? B? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You act like you know this from Doug.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
What is it? Well?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I was gonna say no, but I'm gonna go with supernova.
I guess correct, is right?
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Wow?
Speaker 15 (25:16):
I mean beat beep.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
You're right because I got this new sophone and I
can't press again.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Hey, yeah, Doug, you feel feel free to be with
your mouth man. You're up one to nothing.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Math class math? How many square feet are there in
one square yard?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Square feet? Square yard?
Speaker 12 (25:37):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Be dougging now now and all right, there's three feet
to a yard, so squared the is like probably four
four times thirty is twelve, So I'm going twelve feet.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That is is good math, but no wrong, oh man,
good math, but not for this particular problem. That's exactly
what I was. I gotta fit the problem. Yeah, Doug,
go ahead, you got shot at it. I was gonna
get thirty six, thirty one.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Where you are now? Six nine?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
How much is it?
Speaker 14 (26:09):
Nine?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Nine nine, it's three times three, Doug, You're up only
one and nothing.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Man.
Speaker 15 (26:17):
There we go us and world history?
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Yeah, yes, history.
Speaker 15 (26:21):
What country was divided in two in nineteen forty eight?
Was it A Russia? B, Germany C? Korea?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Go ahead, Doug, I'm gonna try Korea's track, man, That's
what I was gonna guess.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Doug is conking me, man. Social story, Let's go to
socioown show off. All right, here we go, So studies.
Speaker 15 (26:47):
What do we call the followers of the Church of
Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Hmmm?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
I was thinking the Mormons. So I'm gonna say the Mormons.
I say, yeah, all right, dog, are you in temple?
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Alright, man, lose your job over this for sure, class man.
Speaker 15 (27:11):
How many minutes are there in one degree? Is it
a sixty B, one twenty?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't understand the question. That's what makes it so hard.
How many minutes are there in a degree in one degree? Well, Doug, job.
Speaker 13 (27:30):
What you got, Dougie, I was gonna guess.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
See.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
I didn't even hear it, but being a didn't sound good.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Three sixty three sixty and that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
That's wrong.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I hate to do this, but I might have to
call producers taking them.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
How many minutes are there?
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
How long has this game been going? It's forever?
Speaker 7 (27:48):
It could be fun.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, hey, hold on, I'm just gonna give you the
prize package.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
All right, all right, thank you, all right, buddy, thank you.
We really have to take a break right now.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay, so let's do that. Let's take that, and we'll
be right this after back. Good morning, ain't got a
big show on the radio? Time for our Facebook requests
Nick Langley, woman to North Carolina wants to hear some
crocodile stalker.
Speaker 13 (28:19):
We got you an episode, Nick, it's coming up next.
(28:44):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. I now,
Facebook requests Nick Langley, woman to North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Herego, Nick.
Speaker 14 (28:56):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile traveling around the world in
search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap out of them.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Now here Steve, good day, Steve.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Here, and today we're in Mexico, hot on the trail
of the mysterious, and some say mythical beast the Chupa Cabra, or,
as the locals call it, the goatsucker. It's a monster
that survives pot drinking the blood of farm animals by night.
Folks who've come in contact with the creature describe it
as a four to five foot tall reptilian humanoid with
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big red eyes, long sharp clothes in a row of
porcupine top queels down its back. A horrible little beastie,
to be sure, and no one really knows where it
comes from now. Some say another dimension, others say it's
from out of space, and some believe it to be
an unholy demon from the nether world. Well, wherever it
comes from, the only thing we know for sure about
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the Chooper Cabra is that, just like any sitcom on
upn it sucks. Dowtwarry little ones all. I tell you something,
This cupid camera must be a pretty tough customer. These
girds have quite a temper on them. You can't even
tease them about them going bonkers. Watch this ay, little girl,
booga booger booger blimy right in a snick of doodles.
(30:21):
It's hard to believe that an adorable little barnyard sweetheart
like this can be provoked a violence by a.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Simple little booga booga booger stritch.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Well, maybe it's not that hard to believe. Well, we
better hunker down and get a good vantage point. I'll
perch over here on this pile of rocks. Looks fairly safe.
The sun is starting to go down in a lot
of little critics come out at night in the Mexican desert,
so we'll have to watch your steps.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Strike.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Here's the perfect reason to be careful, the Mexican rock scorpions. Now,
this little bugger comes out to feed only at night.
There sting effects quite a wallop. The venom isn't poisonous,
but it's lethal. Nonetheless, it acts like a very powerful
acid and dissolves its bray from the inside. Aut extremely nasty,
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and all that acid is located right here in the
tip of the tail.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
WHOA, that was close. Better luck next time, mate.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Well that's not good, and it smocks a.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Right bit too.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Oh, just look at that acid go to work. My
hand is starting to look like a rubber glaf full
of jello. I better tie that off before the damn
it goes any further nowhere.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He's focused. It's just part of the jaws. Hold everything.
This might be it. Wow, the herds will become unsettled.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
The little chooper camera has come out to flight, except
he's not quiet. He's going through that goat head like Teddy,
and he threw a liquor can. Looking at him, he's amazing,
and what a startling green color. He's gorgeous, brutal. The
troop of camera's able to tear the coat in half
with a single shape of those raise a sharp claws.
(32:14):
Let's see if we can get him to come in
for a closer little seems like he'd get sick of
goats after a while and one eat something else. So
I'll offer him one of these delicious sandwiches my wife. Mate, Mate,
try a ham and cheese. He's looking this way. Oh
he's a beauty. What a unique opportunity.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Here you go, a little fella. I hope you like
wheat bread.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I guess not.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
He slapped a sandwich clean out of my head. Now
don't look at me, mate, and sandwiches right over there.
He appears to be in some sort of trance. He's
staring right at me. I hate to say it, but
maybe I better back off. Oh this rough parley shifting,
(33:07):
I didn't expect that. I think I've broken my leg,
and the chupa cabra still coming.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Oh dear, that rocks.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Lies uncovered, and ne'st of Mexican rock stormpions, and they're
none too happy. I'm trying to back away. These goats
are pretty stubborn, and I try to wave them off
so I can get the safety.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Go on, goats, go shoot shoe book a book a
booger right into the rock.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Scorpions fly me. That scorpion acid makes me feel all
wiggly and salt. Oh dad, here comes to Chooper Cabra.
I should probably get up and run for my life.
I should, but the acid is making my body the
consistency of camp yoga pudding. She just perfect sup of
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camere has sunk his fangs into my fleece. He's chugging
the rapidly dissolving contents of my body like I was
a big juice bag. Maybe I could scare him off
by waving my wobbly yellow like arms. Eddie go on.
Oh no, here comes Ago. I hope he hits the
super camera and not me. Why in my present state
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I'd pop like a tent. Somebody get a spot.
Speaker 14 (34:30):
And then again next week for another episode of the Crocodile.
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Ste Good Morning, A big show is on a radio.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Tiller's how many letters left to me?
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Man?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
When you when you do your hands like this like
the Al Jolson?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Does that actually help?
Speaker 15 (35:14):
You?
Speaker 14 (35:14):
Know?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
That revives me? Knows?
Speaker 12 (35:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You know where he'll called the action. He looks like
that plate juggler on the Ed Sulli show. We got
so we got you guys, get you really do.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
Get a lot of nice letters and thank you for
things that you've done in the Jersey.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
That's nothing we don't need to revisit. That just be
your heads like Yogi wearing Jackie's derby. Uh, it's full
of here.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Dale Coulter, WT, chief of police from Jackson, Alabama. He's
got himself a Maybury squad car.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh cool?
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Really yeah, he found one and redid it. It's got
working red light and syreene and the same two way radio.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Does he want me to come down drive it?
Speaker 12 (35:49):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (35:50):
You know he he really avoided that topic in the
in the body of the letter, but at the end,
he did say, I hope you enjoy the picture, and
we all are listening to you down here in l A,
Lower Alabama. This is where he stumbled, tell Gomer.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Duh, hey.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
You got oh I thought that was it. I'm sorry, no, no,
no no, but we might have time to go through
all of them. Very nice letter.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Here's here's a tip. You want these letters read on
the are you probably shoul keep them short now, like
five page ramble fond from uh.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Well, it was a woman in prison, you know, in
her defense. She's got a lot of time a woman
to get worded, you know, around the house.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, imagine you know.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
Dear John boy Billy in the gang. Hello from Georgia.
I get to listen to y'all on KZ one o
six out of Chattanooga, Tennessee. I wake up most mornings
to the pre show with Rich on KZ one o six.
Then I listened to y'all just till I have to
get up and on the move out the door. Jackie, girlfriend,
you're cute and Randy you're very good looking as well.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Please don't be a guy. Please don't be.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
No no, no, Billy, you too like you sound to
take that you don't know me so far, John boy,
I could just give you a hug. I'm phoneless a
computerist just now. Oh well, uh, snail mail will have
to do, I suppose, and pillars no more. Are you
a Yankee, honey? You're what they call a transplanted Southerner.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh damn you.
Speaker 6 (37:21):
You may have been born a Yankee, but now you're
just as Southern as the Southern as the rest of us,
or as they say, Yankee by birth, Southern by the
grace s guy. Well, I don't want to tuck y'all's
ears off.
Speaker 7 (37:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Next time you see goober, you tell him, I said,
duh huh hmm, got it right. You'll know what you mean.
From Susan Patrick in Chatsworth, Georgia.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And then and one more, uh did you throw this away?
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (37:50):
What?
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (37:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
From goober Joe away? And he goes, no, it came
like that. I just read a verse, old goober Joe.
You've been saving.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
This is I just love these, John boy, you butt head.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Now you've done it. You upset Calvin.
Speaker 6 (38:10):
Yep, Calvin's upset because you won't give him the respect
and admiration he deserves.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
This makes us mad after we.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Put so much thought effort into you get in the
perfect birthday present without even a daha. We formed a committee,
the jbu GBUCC John Boy's unfair to Calvin Committee. I
can't and we've decided to boycott the Big Show until
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you give Calvin a big daha. We know it's not
your fault.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Randy is to blame. As always, I love old goober Joe.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
You know we're easy going here. But if you don't
say daha, we're boycotting the show. And if that don't work,
we may march on Charlotte and pick at the station,
maybe even release what is this nematodes in your yard?
Uh bum pointed out, and then he trails off into
it a thank you for your support, goober Joe. Four
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one three, Hey, and look he.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Had a picture of Calvin's car. He's got a decal
of himself peeing on John board.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Alright, Ben, I think it's time ago, I think some
time bit box this year, all.
Speaker 9 (39:31):
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since he's fifteen for nine ninety nine by him once,
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Speaker 2 (39:45):
A y'all, hope you have a great dress of your day,
a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
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