June 2, 2025 • 43 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Steve Rizzo guest stars in a Playhouse entitled; “The New Stooges”.. - Dumb Crook News is headed back to the deep south for a rundown on the legendary Florida Man.. - Marci has a fight with her bra - and Oliver takes an in depth look at it.. - Rev. Billy Ray lays down the rules for classrooms.. - and Cadbury gets kicked off his flight…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. A lot more big show coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
John boy Boe Big Show goes picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
the radio. We're right in the middle of a new intro.
You boobe, No, no, not, you're racing, fat boy. Pull
up a couple of chairs and put down listen. I
gotta go make coffee for the boys so they can
(00:23):
go on making that audio magic known as the John boy.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
By Big Show. Carry on straight, people, y'all can do to.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do is Monday morning. First. That was really great all
the way. Don't sit down, turn the microphone off.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Nobody look at him, look away, look away.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I was all excited about being awake here first thing,
Monday morning, the first.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Monday in June. Woo hoo, wo whoo.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
It is a nice month that we're gonna experience here.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I just feel it. Y'all has everybody apprehensive nice skeed
it that way on National Rotesssery Chicken Days.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I don't know if y'all got hairs teeter near where
you all live, where you listen they got they do
good chicken, Yeah chicken. I'm on their rotessary where they
take it apart for you and put it in a
little to gold, contain it, keep it warm.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You mean intent of eating it?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
There?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know I had never been told not to.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, I mean you get your glass of red wine
to go along with That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Man, shopping you ass change and dropping. That's it. That's it.
And his Harris Theater. They are all like that. Yeah,
here's is cool.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
It's got like a beestro you can sit down and eat,
order some wine.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And they got a little like cup holders under shopping cards.
I said, what is that? What does for?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I have friends whose husbands are like gone for hours
and they're like hanging out their tears.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
As wow.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I don't guess they put like that, uh in the
in the hood and probably, like you said, what can.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Be next to blustmobile? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
We all enjoy road Tissery, Chicken Day wherever you can.
I'm one st up ahead of you. Rocky Road Day
as well. That's chocolate ice cream with marshmallows and nuts.
And then National Bubba Day. Well how about that. I'm
on board for all three national days. This is June
the second. It's an affectionate nickname for a brother, also
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used by close family friends as a term of endearment.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're a nickname guy.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Did you ever give anybody bubbah?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, waiting, uh huh, whaling was it was a Bubba
just fit. Joe Taylor was original Bubba in Graham, North Carolina,
who I grew up with. He was my he was
my first Bubba right there. And then of course Bubba
from Goose Covered, Maryland. We've had that conversation about my
hunting buddy, Bubba from Maryland.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, and I need to.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Go through some more. I think that's more. I like
to write them down. There would be a good exercise. Okay,
that's close. I'll get to exercise this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So let's get to it.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
We got three days in this ter saved up. Hey,
I'm still awake. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
We're gonna get the winning begin and get the.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
First prize back out. Yeah, Big shows on the radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. First prize pack
is one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot
cleaning products made in the USA. You get you a
box of this bull Snot, You're as soon as you
run out, you're gonna war some more.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
This stuff is awesome, y'all. So it is available that.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Truck stops across America. That's why them drugging. Man, they
looks good on that stuff and they smell good too.
So anyway, let's get you ready with three dates in
history where we'll get our categories. It is June the second,
nineteen thirty three the official White House swimming pool was completed.
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The pool, fifty feet long fifteen feet wide, was dedicated
by Franklin D.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Roosevelt, Hann and Ball coming two thousand and one. I mean,
here is your money bend over? Why few bastard joking
around been holding that all weekend?
Speaker 8 (05:05):
He ye?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Two thousand one, an Australian man was laid off from
his shipbuilding jobs just in time to become a Moncti millionaire.
The man is stopped by a local pub to drown
his sorrows and saw his numbers being drawn live on TV.
He won four point five million. Sitting there at the pub,
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just gotten fired. I loved it all right then. Finally,
twenty twenty three, the Army renamed Fort Bragg in North
Carolina to Fort Liberty as part of an effort to
remove Confederate names from military bases namesake.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Braxton.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Bragg served in the US Army eighteen thirty seven to
fifty six in the Confederate Army eighteen sixty one to
sixty five. On February tenth, twenty twenty five, Defense Secretary
Pete Hegseth issued a memorandum changing the bass's name once again,
back to Bragg, but this time.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
To Fort Roland L. Bragg.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
For there's North Carolina boys who serve there, It'll always
be Fort Bragg.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's all right, good, Well, wait to go, Pete man
I like him? Has they all right? Dan? Well, there
you go.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
There's our categories one eight hundred Big shows. You told
freelance we play out birds next.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Your boy.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Now, let's big Show on the radio for you. Monday,
June second. Our official track for the Big Show Big Box.
Cat Maury gets bumped off. You're not at Caroline. Search
for key word bumped in the Big Box? Had the
Big Show dot com?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I right up, win.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give you prizes from the big
Prize be Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 10 (07:24):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Playing uppers. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time.
Speaker 11 (07:33):
You know a big shots.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Let's say, hey, a gem from Hager's hound marlel.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Good morning, Joe, Hello, Hello, hey man, what about that?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I was just talking about my old hon buddy Baba
from Maryland and here jim getting and then from Hagarstown.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I love it. How you doing, body?
Speaker 12 (08:04):
I'm doing great? How are you are?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Very good? Very good?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
You have a nickname the close uh friends used to
endear you to themselves or anyone you'd like to share.
Whether it's not necessarily, I would understand he's not hitting
on you.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Sound like I've already got a Maryland Bubba.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Jimbo Jimbo, I've already got yes Jimbo, Jimmy, Jimbo and Bobby.
All right, good, all right, we're working at jim Well,
let's get you through these three categories and get that
prize back to you. All right, here we go five seconds.
Give us three things you see at a swimming pool?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Ready to go.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Lighteguart, uh swimmer and uh let's see a diving board.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Sure, good thing the buzzer miss hard.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
There all right now, Jimbo, give us three things you
see at a pub.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Ready go.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
Bartender beer in a pool table, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And for the win. Three famous army forts, Ready.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
Go Fort Bragg, Fort Knocks in Fort Sumter.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Eh three good.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Had one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls. Not
coming up to Hagarstown for congratulations. Body glad you want.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
Thank you very much, man, I appreciate it. And uh
they can give a shout out of a good please
do the Jackie for being a sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No Jackie, all right, hang on, I'll tell you her nickname.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Jackie jack je.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Bodham with the hour and top of your news, get
out Monday Morning Song out, Ready to row in twenty minutes,
getting the playhouse, good time, Good morning. Thank you for
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having a big show on your radio the first Monday
morning in June. As you're listening to us on our
John Boyd Billy Late Risers podcast, appreciate that wherever you
are in the world Monday through Friday, it'll be here
for you.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
And I ain't know the words. It is our Monday
Morning song singing.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
All that's done by Robert Earl. Keane's being lying a
B S.
Speaker 13 (11:07):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Come on tack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 14 (11:14):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and rin as
I traveled and left, some bad things ain't going my
way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
You keep swarming in my.
Speaker 13 (11:37):
Life, and it's causing lots of thanger. I'm a honking
on my horror. I'm shooting you the fing. I keep
switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
To him. When you're swerving all lives, Pie Way, you're
running someone off the road. The day, Joe Way, I
thought I never never could blove another.
Speaker 15 (12:16):
How else could I feed? But bowing you run into me,
I can't believe I could not see her. I'll tank
up the ones at the waiting. You keep swarming in
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my life, just.
Speaker 13 (12:40):
Causing lots of bags.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
I'm shooting you the fight. I keep switching on my.
Speaker 14 (12:52):
Briding lots, but you're just too dimpty. Now when you're
swerving all oh, why you're on a smon off the road.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
A big show. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. Action.
Speaker 16 (13:45):
Hello friends, you're old pal Burt Burn here with another
bunghold blistering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode a More Perfect Union. As our story opens, a
union boss is visiting a brothel in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, hey, hon, welcome to the pach Pee. It the
oldest and most popular brothel in Las Vegas. What's you
in the mood for it today?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Business be for a pleasure.
Speaker 17 (14:11):
My name's Maya your Blanowitz Union Local two thirty one,
New York. I've been visiting several of the brothels out here.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I that's some stuff. You must have some stamina. You
eat a lot of oysters, do you?
Speaker 17 (14:24):
No, No, it's not what you think. See now, the
first brothel I went through wasn't unionized. They only gave
the girls twenty percent, and I was not about to
give them my business.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Good for you, hon.
Speaker 17 (14:36):
And the next brothel I went through was a bit better.
They gave the girls twenty five percent, but they clearly
weren't unionized either, So I decided to take my business elsewhere.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Was that brothel called the Horny Gopher? Yeah, that's right,
good call on your part. Those girls have the clap
so often that folks around here call them applause.
Speaker 17 (14:57):
That's very clever. I have to write that one down
and so oh that brings me here. Now, what sort
of deal do you'll give your girls?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Well, sir, you'll be happy to know that we are
union brothel and our girls get to get to keep
up to eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Eighty percent. Wow, that's fantastic. So I guess i'll be
giving you my business.
Speaker 18 (15:17):
Well, that's just Dan.
Speaker 17 (15:19):
You know I've had my eye on a few of
these beauty since I walked in. Well, sir, now let's see.
Oh my, look at that redhead in the court. Sir,
she's spilling out of that teddy. What's her name?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
It's Magenta, But sir, what beautiful name?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'd like to have? Magenta?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I'm sure you would. But you'll be seeing Edith.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh wow, which one is Edith?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
She's the fat, old blonde with the mustache in the wooden.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Leg Are you insane?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Sorry? Hun, Edith has seniority union rules, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hello, doll son of We hope you enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Well, i'll take my glass eye out if you want
to get leired.
Speaker 16 (16:17):
Tune in next time. Well we'll hear the busty redhead
Magenta say.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar Oho, gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on al Rady.
More chances for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 19 (16:37):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down the car.
But you can't help but.
Speaker 20 (16:54):
Love them, no matter how nerve wracking they are. I
don't even complain when they make fun of my big head.
I just wish John boy would give me back my
memory Pham Pillow and stop telling his kids.
Speaker 19 (17:05):
That's where the comedy hits.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Good Morning, it's a big sean the radio, and you
can win John Boyd's wonderful thing.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I put a wonderful thing up about every week.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
We're at number one hundred and forty five right now.
There's an old PR photo on Claire by Lang, originally
from The Big Show and the nast Car Channel on
Serious XM Radio. Yeah, I'm put her on the Kyle
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Penny Charity ride for the first time back in the day,
and she wrote wrote, yes, he didn't she didn't know
about the Reserve Tank Kyle Coyle, pens boys, your doctor
getting all of me now my winder Taylor about we
kept having to stop because he kept running out of
gas there?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Why was he run out of gas? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I didn't flick it over to the reserve time you know,
woman that they get back here and putting that chair
leading Now, Phil and this autograph of John Boy Bully,
you gave you it, you for the hat to win, Okay,
the new Stooges, Yes, from our old buddy Steve Rizzo,
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didn't no friends this morning coming up in minutes, big
show rolls on Good Morning, Big shows on the radio.
Hang on what I was handing by with Rizzo and
the Stooges. First, tay you about the prize pack. We
go to Somebody's gonna win it as an LS Tractor
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Fine your local dealer, customers, start blue and stay blue.
Hang on, play for it in minutes. But looking at
this June second on the state. Back in nineteen forty,
movie director Charlie Chase died.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Who was Charlie Chase?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
He was a guy who directed the Three Stooges films
had him a flair for the dramatic, remember, and they
were trying to bring the Three Stooges back.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So we had a little fun with that.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
When Steve Rizzo was in the studio with us, I
had take that out.
Speaker 18 (19:57):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
New Stooges. The year is nineteen sixty eight. Universal Studios
is casting actors for a proposed revival of the legendary
Three Stooges comedy series. We take you out to a
casting call at a soundstage on the Universal Black Lot.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
All right, folks, the project you're reading for is called
The New Three Stooges. Now, I'm sure you're all familiar
with the original characters, but please feel free to throw
on your own personal touch when I call your name.
Step up, give us your reading. Let's see Mason, James Mason,
you'll be reading the part form mo top of page
seventeen on your.
Speaker 11 (20:40):
Script, Kelly, you perky pain the fit.
Speaker 21 (20:47):
I'm going to have to grib your news with these plays.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Good movie. And then, because you're really starting to get
in my.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
News, thank you, mister Mason. Thank you, thank you, Thank you, sir.
Is this the current phone?
Speaker 11 (21:00):
All right? Thank you, thank you. Next Nicholson, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 21 (21:05):
You know, you know, Larry, you're really starting to pitch
me off. You're really getting on my nerves. Come over
here a minute, Maron, Just get over here. I said,
come over here, Larry. I'm not gonna hurt you. Swear
to God, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna
(21:27):
gout your freaking nice That's all I'm going to do, Larry.
Just come here, Larry, you know, get over here, your
poky pine breath. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just
gonna take this here hammer and bash your freaking brings him.
Speaker 11 (21:41):
That's all I'm gonna do. That might be a tad
darker than what we're looking for, sir.
Speaker 18 (21:46):
Guy, I know what the hell.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
That's a very nice mister Nicholson. That very nice read.
Thank you, Thank you very much. Next, please next, mister Bunker.
Speaker 22 (21:56):
Jesus, watch you funky head. Yea she having no four
houses street there? Queens you meet head? You drink that day, yes,
yes day, you'll be reading Larry. It's the top of
page eighteen. I just go ahead when you're ready. Geez
again with the ply is in the nose there a
geez help me lord.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
Thank you, mister Bunker, Thank you.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Next please stallone, Sylvester Stallone, page twenty two. You're gonna
be reading Larry Mo has a line here. If you
don't mind, I'll just throw that in for you just
anytime you're ready.
Speaker 23 (22:27):
Yeah, Yo, come on, Phil, He's quit fooling around, right,
come on, we got work to do.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
No, I ain't kid.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Luckilys's quit fooling around right, how he more?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I can't see, no, really, I can't.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
See what's wrong. Yeah, I had my eyes closed. Thank you,
mister Stallone, Thank you absolutely.
Speaker 23 (22:55):
You know, by the way, guys, you know this, but
I got this script. It's really beautiful. Know like we're
working on him for about quite some time now. It's
about this dog, you know, like he wants to become
like a boxer, you know, so I figured I drove
it in there and it gets to fight this heavyweight
chip like it's cold rocky, you know.
Speaker 10 (23:12):
I kind of like the name myself.
Speaker 11 (23:14):
I'm afraid we don't have time for that. Thank you.
I think you dumped on my line right there. I
wish you being a chance to finish what the paper says.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Ahead, please, thank you. Just leave a copy with the
girl out front. Perhaps now we could get a look
at it later.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
Thank you very much. Next, please, mister uh, I'm sorry,
I can't pronounce this. How's it pronounced?
Speaker 18 (23:36):
A hegen Natowski?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Jim hegen Natowski.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Okay, if you don't mind, I'll just call you Jim.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
Page eighteen. Jim, you'll be reading for Larry. Go ahead, please, Okay, more.
Speaker 18 (23:55):
So you're gonna take these uh giant pliers and squeeze
my head like a grapefruit.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Donkey.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
That's that's very nice, Jim, Thank thank you for coming in.
Thank you. Next, number seventy four. I'm sorry I don't
have your name down here.
Speaker 18 (24:15):
Hello, Oh is it right here? I'm off the box.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Yes, all writes cause a fundle women, but I do
have weekends off and I am my own boss.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Mister back. Apparently there's been some kind of mix up
in the office. I said, I think there's a mix
up in the front office. I think you may be
a little too British for this role. Thanks for coming in, though,
thank you, thank you. Next, please, Shatner, William Shatner. You'll
be reading page nineteen curly. Check check check it's on, sir,
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it's on.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Mo, Larry cheez mo, Larry.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
Gee. Thank you, mister Shadman.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I want some gee.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
Thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Next next Lewis, Jerry Lewis, page nineteen curly.
Speaker 24 (25:06):
Please go ahead, said he it's testing. Yes, I would
we wa mo. Please don't know now what the p
is on. I was wondering if you could do. I
was with the cushing of the flesh and whatnot, and
I was with the blood drippings.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Well, thank you, thank you, mister Lewis. Thank you. We'll
be in touch.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
All right, folks. Let's let's break for lunch. We'll get
back here in an hour or so. Uh all right, guys,
what do you what do you think?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 25 (25:37):
I think the only one with any Charlotte comedy background
is Jerry Lewis. I think we will look at Jerry.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The naughty professor.
Speaker 18 (25:42):
You call out a solid comedy background, Give me a break.
Speaker 25 (25:45):
Look, look, I think we want to show him today.
He's leaving tomorrow for that film festival in Paris. Yeah,
what do you think he's going to go to France.
Speaker 18 (25:51):
All of a sudden, everybody's gonna think he's a genius. Hey,
this guy would be lucky to get a job hosting
a telethon us.
Speaker 25 (25:57):
Oh, I forgot, Hey did we read that Bobby Daniel
kid for this?
Speaker 22 (26:01):
Come on, you gotta be kidding me the near ro
Come on, see that guy's will loser.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
He'll never make it in this business. Get him? And
by the wing who booked this clown?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Shatna anyway with that rug? I mean, come mine, damn
and I have a better rug in.
Speaker 11 (26:16):
The living room floor.
Speaker 21 (26:18):
My god, looks like he's got a hamster on the
top of his hand.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
What is that?
Speaker 18 (26:23):
And talk about no acting of Billy.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
This guy can't even do himself.
Speaker 18 (26:28):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Killing
in next week, when a young Tom Hanks appears in
a soft core porno film, join us for Forrest Hump
next time on John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
O man, I felt like was really.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
About the best.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Stabrezo, Yes, the Prey of the Falkland Islands.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I think you're gonna have to go on the on
the internet to hear that.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah, we had to put that on on our deals.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You know, we we got the platforms here.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Huh we did.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's on the pit box. Oh yeah, to get in there.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Moral.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
You know, Steve Rizzo now is a motivational speaker, and
not only a motivational speaker, but a well a.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Hall of Fame speaker.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Yeah, he's actually been No, he really did good when
he started doing some corporate stuff, and so.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Now he does motivational speeches with a flareff comedy. I'd
love to see one.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, congratulation may when hook that up for you? Yes?
For ninety five?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
No, not that. Well, let's get into John Boy Jeopardy
for the Big O well as Tractor Prize Pact.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It was. It was Friday. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Since this kitchen appliance was first introduced in nineteen ninety five,
over one hundred million of them have been sold, making
it one of the most successfully selling appliances in US history.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
No, it's in every home. What is the salad spinner?
I don't think we have one?
Speaker 11 (28:02):
Yes, you do?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I bet you. I bet you don't. I know I do.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
We'll fight later. What y'all got one? Ain't a hundred
big show? You told free line. We go to we
get a winner. We play John Boyd Jepinary next. Good morning,
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that's a Big Show on the radio, rolling through your
Monday morning June.
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The second and our feature track for the Big Show.
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Right now, that's fly Yes live across America.
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It's John Boy Jeffardy and now a man who, at last.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Count, is responsible for sixty three percent of those common
sense warnings placed on everyday appliances.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
He John Boy. Let's I hated?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Brad out of Anderson, South Carolina. Good morning, Brad, Good morning.
How you doing it?
Speaker 10 (29:28):
Morning man?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Doing all?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
I'm doing all someome how's everything? One of my favorite
spots down there in Anderson.
Speaker 26 (29:35):
Everything's a lectric and the Electric City.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
You don't you know?
Speaker 12 (29:38):
I am a first time caller, brother.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
I look at that all right, Brad. We got the
first shot at John Boyd Jeberty. This morning, we're looking
for the kitchen Appliants. It was first introduced in nineteen
ninety five. Over one hundred million of them been sold,
making it one of the most successfully selling appliances in
US history.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
What'd you think, Brad, I'm gonna go with a blender, right,
will I say?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Is it the blender Sunday? I guess they've been around
longer ninety yeah, eighteen hundred, eighteen hundreds. Well, Brad, dog
only need to get out more. We appreciate you breaking.
Speaker 26 (30:19):
Hey, can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Of course you can go ahead.
Speaker 25 (30:22):
Let me let me give a shout out to my
old brother.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
He's uh, he's down in Florida at Cokerrubis. I don't
know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Flor Right, appreciate y'all boys, listen to the big show.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
Brad.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
You have a great rest of your day. Let's see,
we're going up to Chris in Bristol, Virginia. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning, Hello buddy. Well, old Brad said the blender,
but he was off by I don't know, one hundred
years problemly ten nineteen ninety five, one hundred million of
them sold what we're looking for, Chris, George for me here,
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George Foreman Grill, you are correct, sir, I know I
got I got to tell you by the fact. Yeah,
I keep losing the little trade of the grease drucks
off in. I got problems, but Chris, you ain't one up, buddy,
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you got the big old LS tractor price back. Head
up to Bristol and you're welcome, buddy, by the money.
I wear a top of your news. Right on the
other side, I'm Monday Morning. Time capsule were ninety percent
not found.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Lee lost one year out.
Speaker 26 (32:09):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
Married man.
Speaker 27 (32:30):
Married man drives around in a mini van. Life band
has nothing life or letting him do a thing. She says,
it's about timing groove. Wherever there's a screw, you'll find
the married.
Speaker 18 (32:45):
Man, last time married man, College buddy and the strange
new ally drinking buddy bribe their way into the Brushywood
Nuclear Station with a six pack, attempting to gain superpowers
by exposing themselves to radiation. Did we mention that drinking
buddy volunteered to go fight. I told you this was
(33:05):
a stupid idea. Okay, Homer, you're the nuclear expert here.
What should we do well?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I don't have time to check the manual, but I
say run for your life might work.
Speaker 18 (33:16):
We've got to find some way to control this giant freak.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Think man, think, no, no, death, run man, run.
Speaker 18 (33:21):
Isn't there anything else we can do?
Speaker 10 (33:23):
Sure? How about screaming like a woman while we run?
Speaker 25 (33:25):
Homer?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
No, no, it's easy, hero, show you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
He's getting closer. We better do something quick.
Speaker 18 (33:35):
Excuse me just a second, Fellas. Hello, hi, honey. No,
we're still at the nuclear plant trying to give ourselves superpowers. Actually, no,
it's not going very well. We irradiated drinking buddy and
he turned into this ten foot tall, thousand pounds freak.
What's that? Yes, he's still a drunk. What well, I
guess that might work. Listen, Honk, I'm gonna have to
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tell you about it's time for us to run for
our lives again. Okay, honey, by got you kind of
a short leash. Hey, shut up, Homer, give me one
of your beers.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Nothing doing you, sticky pot liquor, a drunken cubeall with
the bad rug already turned my stick back into a
five pack.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, but now he's a giant Cuba with a half
ton fists and razor sharp fangs.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
Now give him the beer. Oh right now, the Indian givers.
Speaker 18 (34:20):
Okay, I'm gonna roll this beer into the reactor room
when he goes after it. College buddy, you shut the door,
and Homer, you crank up the juice.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
You really think this will work.
Speaker 18 (34:28):
You got a better idea.
Speaker 10 (34:30):
So we're definitely not doing this screaming like a woman thing.
Speaker 18 (34:32):
Homer.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Okay, okay, roll it.
Speaker 18 (34:34):
Curly married man rolls the bear and of the reactor room. Okay,
college buddy, Now Homer, go.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
Uh git the second here. Let me see gets pret
attempt to reverse the dangerous radioactive mutation thirty to forty
five seconds. Ok you don't nukes, don't fail me.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Now we don't have my He's gonna punch right through
that door.
Speaker 18 (35:02):
If this works, we'll only need a few more seconds.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Mutant's done.
Speaker 18 (35:06):
Okay, I'm gonna open the door. If I close it,
stand by to sap him again.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Well did it work?
Speaker 18 (35:12):
Hey, big guy who left the beer in here drinking?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Buddy?
Speaker 18 (35:15):
Are you all right?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (35:16):
I feel fine, Big guy, Me too, Big guy? Oh hey,
can anybody get a beer in here? Or just certain
papers hunting here with all the microwaves bouncing around.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Two of them?
Speaker 18 (35:28):
Oh no, we've changed him from the incredible hump into
drinking buddies.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Hey, big guys, we like you.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
You like us?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Yeah, we like you, you like us?
Speaker 10 (35:40):
What the what the.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Hall?
Speaker 18 (35:44):
A double man twins drinking about eight times two? How
will our heroes get out of this? He will on
again next time when we'll hear the drinking buddies say.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
You know, I never knew it before, but I'm a
right good looking fellow. Hey, am I hitting on me?
Speaker 18 (36:01):
Don't mess on? Next spink Tightening Adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 27 (36:08):
There's a school you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 26 (36:13):
Sean Woyamdilly Morning Radio. Dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
It's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
June the second. It's time for domb Crook News. Domb
Crook story is sending by you the Big Show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow today's report.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Florida Man Chapter four.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
A Florida man drew the attention of a Pasco County
deputy outside of a department store in Hudson, Florida. The
deputy followed him inside, where things went downhill fast. The
deputy watched as a man attempted to hand off a
shady looking baggy to a customer. Inside the store. The customer,
having seen the deputy, was clearly refusing the baggy, letting
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it fall to the floor as he walked away. Well,
the man bent down to pick it up, but spotted
the deputy and pretended to adjust his shoe. As he
stood up, the deputy cuffed him. Turns out the drop
baggie was just the beginning. The man had four more
stuffed in his pockets and a bonus stash of crystal meth.
(37:58):
The deputy said, what there was attention to the man
in the parking lot was his T shirt which read
who needs drugs? No, seriously, I have drugs.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
With all the advertising.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Two Monroe County deputies pulled over a sixty seven year
old Florida man for speeding and swerving on Highway One
in the Florida Keys. While one deputy watched from the
rear of the man's car, the other approached the driver's
side window just in time to see the driver appear
to finish off a open can of beer. Well after
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fundling briefly with the switches, a cloud of marijuana smoke
billowed out as the window lowered. Seeing the debutye waving
away the smoke, the driver panic and tried to roll
the window back up and accidentally popped open the car's trunk,
exposing the second deputy to the three bales of marijuana inside.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Cob said.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
The man failed a short but entertaining sobriety test was arrested.
When asked why I had so much weed, he said
he had stolen the car in Orlando and had no
idea what was in there.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Good story, Well.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Detectives figured out the car was originally stolen in Georgia,
then driven to an Orlando motel where it was stolen again.
So unless somebody wants to report a stolen, stolen car
and three bales of missing weed, Florida man is stuck
with a dui, various felony drug charges and a bonus
(39:37):
grand theft auto UH deputies in Newport Ritchie, Florida pulled
over her car and immediately noticed something suspicious about the passenger,
namely a mysterious white powder all over his nose. The
deputy snapped a picture of the Florida man and swabbed
his nose. A field test kit confirmed the substance us cocaine.
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When confronted with the results, the man said the cocaine
on his nose was not his and he had no
idea how it got there. He gave the same explanation
with a bag of coke in his shirt pocket and
the backpack stuffed with over a half a pound of
marijuanas no idea he might in other junk in the trunk.
(40:27):
News cops arrested a forty year old Clearwater, Flooria man
on an outstanding warrant for drug possession. While being booked
into the Panellas County Jail, the man was subjected to
a strip surge that revealed three heroine filled syringes hitting
inside his rectums night hotters. Still, the man told the
(40:50):
cops those aren't mine and I had no idea how.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
They got there. Has that ever worked for anyone?
Speaker 12 (40:57):
Well?
Speaker 5 (40:58):
The authorities were unconvinced by explanation and charge him with
possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug Prayer Fernel
you Fellony charged for smuggling contraman into a correctional facility.
And finally, during a traffic stop, the Merrion County Sheriff's
Office arrested a twenty six year old Florida man after
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finding he was carrying an assortment of drugs and a
large amount of cash. While detention deputies were conducting a
routine cavity search during his jail house check in well,
they noticed something quite unusual. Whenever the man was told
to bend over, spread his cheeks and cough, deputies observed
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twenty dollars bills were falling from his rectus in the process,
cops referred to as necessary but very undesirable for everyone involved.
The human ATM dispensed a total of one thousand and
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ninety dollars in US currency. If you got dumb crumb news,
don't worry, you ain't got the top Allen. Mail him
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With me at the Big Show dot com. We'd appreciate it.
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
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Gooday, you're old pal STEVIEA no, not the former idiot
intent the crocodile stalker, and you're listening to my two
favorite bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the
Big Show. I'll tell you it's nice to be high
and drying, safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 10 (43:00):
Hey, what's this wire for?
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Good morning. A lot more big show coming up.
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John boy Boe Big Show goes picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
the radio. We're right in the middle of a new intro.
You boobe, No, no, not, you're racing, fat boy. Pull
up a couple of chairs and put down listen. I
gotta go make coffee for the boys so they can
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go on making that audio magic known as the John boy.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
By Big Show. Carry on straight, people, y'all can do to.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do is Monday morning. First. That was really great all
the way. Don't sit down, turn the microphone off.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Nobody look at him, look away, look away.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
I was all excited about being awake here first thing,
Monday morning, the first.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Monday in June. Woo hoo, wo whoo.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
It is a nice month that we're gonna experience here.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I just feel it. Y'all has everybody apprehensive nice skeed
it that way on National Rotesssery Chicken Days.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I don't know if y'all got hairs teeter near where
you all live, where you listen they got they do
good chicken, Yeah chicken. I'm on their rotessary where they
take it apart for you and put it in a
little to gold, contain it, keep it warm.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You mean intent of eating it?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
There?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know I had never been told not to.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, I mean you get your glass of red wine
to go along with That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Man, shopping you ass change and dropping. That's it. That's it.
And his Harris Theater. They are all like that. Yeah,
here's is cool.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
It's got like a beestro you can sit down and eat,
order some wine.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And they got a little like cup holders under shopping cards.
I said, what is that? What does for?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I have friends whose husbands are like gone for hours
and they're like hanging out their tears.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
As wow.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I don't guess they put like that, uh in the
in the hood and probably, like you said, what can.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Be next to blustmobile? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
We all enjoy road Tissery, Chicken Day wherever you can.
I'm one st up ahead of you. Rocky Road Day
as well. That's chocolate ice cream with marshmallows and nuts.
And then National Bubba Day. Well how about that. I'm
on board for all three national days. This is June
the second. It's an affectionate nickname for a brother, also
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used by close family friends as a term of endearment.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're a nickname guy.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Did you ever give anybody bubbah?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, waiting, uh huh, whaling was it was a Bubba
just fit. Joe Taylor was original Bubba in Graham, North Carolina,
who I grew up with. He was my he was
my first Bubba right there. And then of course Bubba
from Goose Covered, Maryland. We've had that conversation about my
hunting buddy, Bubba from Maryland.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, and I need to.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Go through some more. I think that's more. I like
to write them down. There would be a good exercise. Okay,
that's close. I'll get to exercise this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So let's get to it.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
We got three days in this ter saved up. Hey,
I'm still awake. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
We're gonna get the winning begin and get the.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
First prize back out. Yeah, Big shows on the radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. First prize pack
is one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot
cleaning products made in the USA. You get you a
box of this bull Snot, You're as soon as you
run out, you're gonna war some more.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
This stuff is awesome, y'all. So it is available that.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Truck stops across America. That's why them drugging. Man, they
looks good on that stuff and they smell good too.
So anyway, let's get you ready with three dates in
history where we'll get our categories. It is June the second,
nineteen thirty three the official White House swimming pool was completed.
(04:45):
The pool, fifty feet long fifteen feet wide, was dedicated
by Franklin D.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Roosevelt, Hann and Ball coming two thousand and one. I mean,
here is your money bend over? Why few bastard joking
around been holding that all weekend?
Speaker 8 (05:05):
He ye?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Two thousand one, an Australian man was laid off from
his shipbuilding jobs just in time to become a Moncti millionaire.
The man is stopped by a local pub to drown
his sorrows and saw his numbers being drawn live on TV.
He won four point five million. Sitting there at the pub,
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just gotten fired. I loved it all right then. Finally,
twenty twenty three, the Army renamed Fort Bragg in North
Carolina to Fort Liberty as part of an effort to
remove Confederate names from military bases namesake.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Braxton.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Bragg served in the US Army eighteen thirty seven to
fifty six in the Confederate Army eighteen sixty one to
sixty five. On February tenth, twenty twenty five, Defense Secretary
Pete Hegseth issued a memorandum changing the bass's name once again,
back to Bragg, but this time.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
To Fort Roland L. Bragg.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
For there's North Carolina boys who serve there, It'll always
be Fort Bragg.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's all right, good, Well, wait to go, Pete man
I like him? Has they all right? Dan? Well, there
you go.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
There's our categories one eight hundred Big shows. You told
freelance we play out birds next.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Your boy.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Now, let's big Show on the radio for you. Monday,
June second. Our official track for the Big Show Big Box.
Cat Maury gets bumped off. You're not at Caroline. Search
for key word bumped in the Big Box? Had the
Big Show dot com?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I right up, win.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give you prizes from the big
Prize be Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 10 (07:24):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Playing uppers. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time.
Speaker 11 (07:33):
You know a big shots.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Let's say, hey, a gem from Hager's hound marlel.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Good morning, Joe, Hello, Hello, hey man, what about that?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I was just talking about my old hon buddy Baba
from Maryland and here jim getting and then from Hagarstown.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I love it. How you doing, body?
Speaker 12 (08:04):
I'm doing great? How are you are?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Very good? Very good?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
You have a nickname the close uh friends used to
endear you to themselves or anyone you'd like to share.
Whether it's not necessarily, I would understand he's not hitting
on you.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Sound like I've already got a Maryland Bubba.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Jimbo Jimbo, I've already got yes Jimbo, Jimmy, Jimbo and Bobby.
All right, good, all right, we're working at jim Well,
let's get you through these three categories and get that
prize back to you. All right, here we go five seconds.
Give us three things you see at a swimming pool?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Ready to go.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Lighteguart, uh swimmer and uh let's see a diving board.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Sure, good thing the buzzer miss hard.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
There all right now, Jimbo, give us three things you
see at a pub.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Ready go.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
Bartender beer in a pool table, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And for the win. Three famous army forts, Ready.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
Go Fort Bragg, Fort Knocks in Fort Sumter.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Eh three good.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Had one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls. Not
coming up to Hagarstown for congratulations. Body glad you want.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
Thank you very much, man, I appreciate it. And uh
they can give a shout out of a good please
do the Jackie for being a sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No Jackie, all right, hang on, I'll tell you her nickname.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Jackie jack je.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Bodham with the hour and top of your news, get
out Monday Morning Song out, Ready to row in twenty minutes,
getting the playhouse, good time, Good morning. Thank you for
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having a big show on your radio the first Monday
morning in June. As you're listening to us on our
John Boyd Billy Late Risers podcast, appreciate that wherever you
are in the world Monday through Friday, it'll be here
for you.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
And I ain't know the words. It is our Monday
Morning song singing.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
All that's done by Robert Earl. Keane's being lying a
B S.
Speaker 13 (11:07):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Come on tack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 14 (11:14):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and rin as
I traveled and left, some bad things ain't going my
way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
You keep swarming in my.
Speaker 13 (11:37):
Life, and it's causing lots of thanger. I'm a honking
on my horror. I'm shooting you the fing. I keep
switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
To him. When you're swerving all lives, Pie Way, you're
running someone off the road. The day, Joe Way, I
thought I never never could blove another.
Speaker 15 (12:16):
How else could I feed? But bowing you run into me,
I can't believe I could not see her. I'll tank
up the ones at the waiting. You keep swarming in
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my life, just.
Speaker 13 (12:40):
Causing lots of bags.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
I'm shooting you the fight. I keep switching on my.
Speaker 14 (12:52):
Briding lots, but you're just too dimpty. Now when you're
swerving all oh, why you're on a smon off the road.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
A big show. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. Action.
Speaker 16 (13:45):
Hello friends, you're old pal Burt Burn here with another
bunghold blistering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode a More Perfect Union. As our story opens, a
union boss is visiting a brothel in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, hey, hon, welcome to the pach Pee. It the
oldest and most popular brothel in Las Vegas. What's you
in the mood for it today?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Business be for a pleasure.
Speaker 17 (14:11):
My name's Maya your Blanowitz Union Local two thirty one,
New York. I've been visiting several of the brothels out here.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I that's some stuff. You must have some stamina. You
eat a lot of oysters, do you?
Speaker 17 (14:24):
No, No, it's not what you think. See now, the
first brothel I went through wasn't unionized. They only gave
the girls twenty percent, and I was not about to
give them my business.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Good for you, hon.
Speaker 17 (14:36):
And the next brothel I went through was a bit better.
They gave the girls twenty five percent, but they clearly
weren't unionized either, So I decided to take my business elsewhere.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Was that brothel called the Horny Gopher? Yeah, that's right,
good call on your part. Those girls have the clap
so often that folks around here call them applause.
Speaker 17 (14:57):
That's very clever. I have to write that one down
and so oh that brings me here. Now, what sort
of deal do you'll give your girls?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Well, sir, you'll be happy to know that we are
union brothel and our girls get to get to keep
up to eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Eighty percent. Wow, that's fantastic. So I guess i'll be
giving you my business.
Speaker 18 (15:17):
Well, that's just Dan.
Speaker 17 (15:19):
You know I've had my eye on a few of
these beauty since I walked in. Well, sir, now let's see.
Oh my, look at that redhead in the court. Sir,
she's spilling out of that teddy. What's her name?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
It's Magenta, But sir, what beautiful name?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'd like to have? Magenta?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I'm sure you would. But you'll be seeing Edith.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh wow, which one is Edith?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
She's the fat, old blonde with the mustache in the wooden.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Leg Are you insane?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Sorry? Hun, Edith has seniority union rules, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hello, doll son of We hope you enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Well, i'll take my glass eye out if you want
to get leired.
Speaker 16 (16:17):
Tune in next time. Well we'll hear the busty redhead
Magenta say.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar Oho, gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on al Rady.
More chances for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 19 (16:37):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down the car.
But you can't help but.
Speaker 20 (16:54):
Love them, no matter how nerve wracking they are. I
don't even complain when they make fun of my big head.
I just wish John boy would give me back my
memory Pham Pillow and stop telling his kids.
Speaker 19 (17:05):
That's where the comedy hits.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Good Morning, it's a big sean the radio, and you
can win John Boyd's wonderful thing.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I put a wonderful thing up about every week.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
We're at number one hundred and forty five right now.
There's an old PR photo on Claire by Lang, originally
from The Big Show and the nast Car Channel on
Serious XM Radio. Yeah, I'm put her on the Kyle
(18:13):
Penny Charity ride for the first time back in the day,
and she wrote wrote, yes, he didn't she didn't know
about the Reserve Tank Kyle Coyle, pens boys, your doctor
getting all of me now my winder Taylor about we
kept having to stop because he kept running out of
gas there?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Why was he run out of gas? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I didn't flick it over to the reserve time you know,
woman that they get back here and putting that chair
leading Now, Phil and this autograph of John Boy Bully,
you gave you it, you for the hat to win, Okay,
the new Stooges, Yes, from our old buddy Steve Rizzo,
(18:59):
didn't no friends this morning coming up in minutes, big
show rolls on Good Morning, Big shows on the radio.
Hang on what I was handing by with Rizzo and
the Stooges. First, tay you about the prize pack. We
go to Somebody's gonna win it as an LS Tractor
prize pack clues a cool hat, stainless steel insulated tumbler
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in the keychain. Go to LS Tractor USA dot com.
Fine your local dealer, customers, start blue and stay blue.
Hang on, play for it in minutes. But looking at
this June second on the state. Back in nineteen forty,
movie director Charlie Chase died.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Who was Charlie Chase?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
He was a guy who directed the Three Stooges films
had him a flair for the dramatic, remember, and they
were trying to bring the Three Stooges back.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So we had a little fun with that.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
When Steve Rizzo was in the studio with us, I
had take that out.
Speaker 18 (19:57):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
New Stooges. The year is nineteen sixty eight. Universal Studios
is casting actors for a proposed revival of the legendary
Three Stooges comedy series. We take you out to a
casting call at a soundstage on the Universal Black Lot.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
All right, folks, the project you're reading for is called
The New Three Stooges. Now, I'm sure you're all familiar
with the original characters, but please feel free to throw
on your own personal touch when I call your name.
Step up, give us your reading. Let's see Mason, James Mason,
you'll be reading the part form mo top of page
seventeen on your.
Speaker 11 (20:40):
Script, Kelly, you perky pain the fit.
Speaker 21 (20:47):
I'm going to have to grib your news with these plays.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Good movie. And then, because you're really starting to get
in my.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
News, thank you, mister Mason. Thank you, thank you, Thank you, sir.
Is this the current phone?
Speaker 11 (21:00):
All right? Thank you, thank you. Next Nicholson, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 21 (21:05):
You know, you know, Larry, you're really starting to pitch
me off. You're really getting on my nerves. Come over
here a minute, Maron, Just get over here. I said,
come over here, Larry. I'm not gonna hurt you. Swear
to God, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna
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gout your freaking nice That's all I'm going to do, Larry.
Just come here, Larry, you know, get over here, your
poky pine breath. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just
gonna take this here hammer and bash your freaking brings him.
Speaker 11 (21:41):
That's all I'm gonna do. That might be a tad
darker than what we're looking for, sir.
Speaker 18 (21:46):
Guy, I know what the hell.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
That's a very nice mister Nicholson. That very nice read.
Thank you, Thank you very much. Next, please next, mister Bunker.
Speaker 22 (21:56):
Jesus, watch you funky head. Yea she having no four
houses street there? Queens you meet head? You drink that day, yes,
yes day, you'll be reading Larry. It's the top of
page eighteen. I just go ahead when you're ready. Geez
again with the ply is in the nose there a
geez help me lord.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
Thank you, mister Bunker, Thank you.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Next please stallone, Sylvester Stallone, page twenty two. You're gonna
be reading Larry Mo has a line here. If you
don't mind, I'll just throw that in for you just
anytime you're ready.
Speaker 23 (22:27):
Yeah, Yo, come on, Phil, He's quit fooling around, right,
come on, we got work to do.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
No, I ain't kid.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Luckilys's quit fooling around right, how he more?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I can't see, no, really, I can't.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
See what's wrong. Yeah, I had my eyes closed. Thank you,
mister Stallone, Thank you absolutely.
Speaker 23 (22:55):
You know, by the way, guys, you know this, but
I got this script. It's really beautiful. Know like we're
working on him for about quite some time now. It's
about this dog, you know, like he wants to become
like a boxer, you know, so I figured I drove
it in there and it gets to fight this heavyweight
chip like it's cold rocky, you know.
Speaker 10 (23:12):
I kind of like the name myself.
Speaker 11 (23:14):
I'm afraid we don't have time for that. Thank you.
I think you dumped on my line right there. I
wish you being a chance to finish what the paper says.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Ahead, please, thank you. Just leave a copy with the
girl out front. Perhaps now we could get a look
at it later.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
Thank you very much. Next, please, mister uh, I'm sorry,
I can't pronounce this. How's it pronounced?
Speaker 18 (23:36):
A hegen Natowski?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Jim hegen Natowski.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Okay, if you don't mind, I'll just call you Jim.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
Page eighteen. Jim, you'll be reading for Larry. Go ahead, please, Okay, more.
Speaker 18 (23:55):
So you're gonna take these uh giant pliers and squeeze
my head like a grapefruit.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Donkey.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
That's that's very nice, Jim, Thank thank you for coming in.
Thank you. Next, number seventy four. I'm sorry I don't
have your name down here.
Speaker 18 (24:15):
Hello, Oh is it right here? I'm off the box.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Yes, all writes cause a fundle women, but I do
have weekends off and I am my own boss.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Mister back. Apparently there's been some kind of mix up
in the office. I said, I think there's a mix
up in the front office. I think you may be
a little too British for this role. Thanks for coming in, though,
thank you, thank you. Next, please, Shatner, William Shatner. You'll
be reading page nineteen curly. Check check check it's on, sir,
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it's on.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Mo, Larry cheez mo, Larry.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
Gee. Thank you, mister Shadman.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I want some gee.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
Thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Next next Lewis, Jerry Lewis, page nineteen curly.
Speaker 24 (25:06):
Please go ahead, said he it's testing. Yes, I would
we wa mo. Please don't know now what the p
is on. I was wondering if you could do. I
was with the cushing of the flesh and whatnot, and
I was with the blood drippings.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Well, thank you, thank you, mister Lewis. Thank you. We'll
be in touch.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
All right, folks. Let's let's break for lunch. We'll get
back here in an hour or so. Uh all right, guys,
what do you what do you think?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 25 (25:37):
I think the only one with any Charlotte comedy background
is Jerry Lewis. I think we will look at Jerry.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The naughty professor.
Speaker 18 (25:42):
You call out a solid comedy background, Give me a break.
Speaker 25 (25:45):
Look, look, I think we want to show him today.
He's leaving tomorrow for that film festival in Paris. Yeah,
what do you think he's going to go to France.
Speaker 18 (25:51):
All of a sudden, everybody's gonna think he's a genius. Hey,
this guy would be lucky to get a job hosting
a telethon us.
Speaker 25 (25:57):
Oh, I forgot, Hey did we read that Bobby Daniel
kid for this?
Speaker 22 (26:01):
Come on, you gotta be kidding me the near ro
Come on, see that guy's will loser.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
He'll never make it in this business. Get him? And
by the wing who booked this clown?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Shatna anyway with that rug? I mean, come mine, damn
and I have a better rug in.
Speaker 11 (26:16):
The living room floor.
Speaker 21 (26:18):
My god, looks like he's got a hamster on the
top of his hand.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
What is that?
Speaker 18 (26:23):
And talk about no acting of Billy.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
This guy can't even do himself.
Speaker 18 (26:28):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Killing
in next week, when a young Tom Hanks appears in
a soft core porno film, join us for Forrest Hump
next time on John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
O man, I felt like was really.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
About the best.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Stabrezo, Yes, the Prey of the Falkland Islands.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I think you're gonna have to go on the on
the internet to hear that.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah, we had to put that on on our deals.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You know, we we got the platforms here.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Huh we did.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's on the pit box. Oh yeah, to get in there.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Moral.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
You know, Steve Rizzo now is a motivational speaker, and
not only a motivational speaker, but a well a.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Hall of Fame speaker.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Yeah, he's actually been No, he really did good when
he started doing some corporate stuff, and so.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Now he does motivational speeches with a flareff comedy. I'd
love to see one.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, congratulation may when hook that up for you? Yes?
For ninety five?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
No, not that. Well, let's get into John Boy Jeopardy
for the Big O well as Tractor Prize Pact.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It was. It was Friday. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Since this kitchen appliance was first introduced in nineteen ninety five,
over one hundred million of them have been sold, making
it one of the most successfully selling appliances in US history.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
No, it's in every home. What is the salad spinner?
I don't think we have one?
Speaker 11 (28:02):
Yes, you do?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I bet you. I bet you don't. I know I do.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
We'll fight later. What y'all got one? Ain't a hundred
big show? You told free line. We go to we
get a winner. We play John Boyd Jepinary next. Good morning,
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that's a Big Show on the radio, rolling through your
Monday morning June.
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It's John Boy Jeffardy and now a man who, at last.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Count, is responsible for sixty three percent of those common
sense warnings placed on everyday appliances.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
He John Boy. Let's I hated?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Brad out of Anderson, South Carolina. Good morning, Brad, Good morning.
How you doing it?
Speaker 10 (29:28):
Morning man?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Doing all?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
I'm doing all someome how's everything? One of my favorite
spots down there in Anderson.
Speaker 26 (29:35):
Everything's a lectric and the Electric City.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
You don't you know?
Speaker 12 (29:38):
I am a first time caller, brother.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
I look at that all right, Brad. We got the
first shot at John Boyd Jeberty. This morning, we're looking
for the kitchen Appliants. It was first introduced in nineteen
ninety five. Over one hundred million of them been sold,
making it one of the most successfully selling appliances in
US history.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
What'd you think, Brad, I'm gonna go with a blender, right,
will I say?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Is it the blender Sunday? I guess they've been around
longer ninety yeah, eighteen hundred, eighteen hundreds. Well, Brad, dog
only need to get out more. We appreciate you breaking.
Speaker 26 (30:19):
Hey, can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Of course you can go ahead.
Speaker 25 (30:22):
Let me let me give a shout out to my
old brother.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
He's uh, he's down in Florida at Cokerrubis. I don't
know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Flor Right, appreciate y'all boys, listen to the big show.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
Brad.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
You have a great rest of your day. Let's see,
we're going up to Chris in Bristol, Virginia. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning, Hello buddy. Well, old Brad said the blender,
but he was off by I don't know, one hundred
years problemly ten nineteen ninety five, one hundred million of
them sold what we're looking for, Chris, George for me here,
(30:59):
George Foreman Grill, you are correct, sir, I know I
got I got to tell you by the fact. Yeah,
I keep losing the little trade of the grease drucks
off in. I got problems, but Chris, you ain't one up, buddy,
(31:19):
you got the big old LS tractor price back. Head
up to Bristol and you're welcome, buddy, by the money.
I wear a top of your news. Right on the
other side, I'm Monday Morning. Time capsule were ninety percent
not found.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Lee lost one year out.
Speaker 26 (32:09):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
Married man.
Speaker 27 (32:30):
Married man drives around in a mini van. Life band
has nothing life or letting him do a thing. She says,
it's about timing groove. Wherever there's a screw, you'll find
the married.
Speaker 18 (32:45):
Man, last time married man, College buddy and the strange
new ally drinking buddy bribe their way into the Brushywood
Nuclear Station with a six pack, attempting to gain superpowers
by exposing themselves to radiation. Did we mention that drinking
buddy volunteered to go fight. I told you this was
(33:05):
a stupid idea. Okay, Homer, you're the nuclear expert here.
What should we do well?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I don't have time to check the manual, but I
say run for your life might work.
Speaker 18 (33:16):
We've got to find some way to control this giant freak.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Think man, think, no, no, death, run man, run.
Speaker 18 (33:21):
Isn't there anything else we can do?
Speaker 10 (33:23):
Sure? How about screaming like a woman while we run?
Speaker 25 (33:25):
Homer?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
No, no, it's easy, hero, show you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
He's getting closer. We better do something quick.
Speaker 18 (33:35):
Excuse me just a second, Fellas. Hello, hi, honey. No,
we're still at the nuclear plant trying to give ourselves superpowers. Actually, no,
it's not going very well. We irradiated drinking buddy and
he turned into this ten foot tall, thousand pounds freak.
What's that? Yes, he's still a drunk. What well, I
guess that might work. Listen, Honk, I'm gonna have to
(33:58):
tell you about it's time for us to run for
our lives again. Okay, honey, by got you kind of
a short leash. Hey, shut up, Homer, give me one
of your beers.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Nothing doing you, sticky pot liquor, a drunken cubeall with
the bad rug already turned my stick back into a
five pack.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, but now he's a giant Cuba with a half
ton fists and razor sharp fangs.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
Now give him the beer. Oh right now, the Indian givers.
Speaker 18 (34:20):
Okay, I'm gonna roll this beer into the reactor room
when he goes after it. College buddy, you shut the door,
and Homer, you crank up the juice.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
You really think this will work.
Speaker 18 (34:28):
You got a better idea.
Speaker 10 (34:30):
So we're definitely not doing this screaming like a woman thing.
Speaker 18 (34:32):
Homer.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Okay, okay, roll it.
Speaker 18 (34:34):
Curly married man rolls the bear and of the reactor room. Okay,
college buddy, Now Homer, go.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
Uh git the second here. Let me see gets pret
attempt to reverse the dangerous radioactive mutation thirty to forty
five seconds. Ok you don't nukes, don't fail me.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Now we don't have my He's gonna punch right through
that door.
Speaker 18 (35:02):
If this works, we'll only need a few more seconds.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Mutant's done.
Speaker 18 (35:06):
Okay, I'm gonna open the door. If I close it,
stand by to sap him again.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Well did it work?
Speaker 18 (35:12):
Hey, big guy who left the beer in here drinking?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Buddy?
Speaker 18 (35:15):
Are you all right?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (35:16):
I feel fine, Big guy, Me too, Big guy? Oh hey,
can anybody get a beer in here? Or just certain
papers hunting here with all the microwaves bouncing around.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Two of them?
Speaker 18 (35:28):
Oh no, we've changed him from the incredible hump into
drinking buddies.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Hey, big guys, we like you.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
You like us?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Yeah, we like you, you like us?
Speaker 10 (35:40):
What the what the.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Hall?
Speaker 18 (35:44):
A double man twins drinking about eight times two? How
will our heroes get out of this? He will on
again next time when we'll hear the drinking buddies say.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
You know, I never knew it before, but I'm a
right good looking fellow. Hey, am I hitting on me?
Speaker 18 (36:01):
Don't mess on? Next spink Tightening Adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 27 (36:08):
There's a school you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 26 (36:13):
Sean Woyamdilly Morning Radio. Dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
It's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
June the second. It's time for domb Crook News. Domb
Crook story is sending by you the Big Show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow today's report.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Florida Man Chapter four.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
A Florida man drew the attention of a Pasco County
deputy outside of a department store in Hudson, Florida. The
deputy followed him inside, where things went downhill fast. The
deputy watched as a man attempted to hand off a
shady looking baggy to a customer. Inside the store. The customer,
having seen the deputy, was clearly refusing the baggy, letting
(37:35):
it fall to the floor as he walked away. Well,
the man bent down to pick it up, but spotted
the deputy and pretended to adjust his shoe. As he
stood up, the deputy cuffed him. Turns out the drop
baggie was just the beginning. The man had four more
stuffed in his pockets and a bonus stash of crystal meth.
(37:58):
The deputy said, what there was attention to the man
in the parking lot was his T shirt which read
who needs drugs? No, seriously, I have drugs.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
With all the advertising.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Two Monroe County deputies pulled over a sixty seven year
old Florida man for speeding and swerving on Highway One
in the Florida Keys. While one deputy watched from the
rear of the man's car, the other approached the driver's
side window just in time to see the driver appear
to finish off a open can of beer. Well after
(38:37):
fundling briefly with the switches, a cloud of marijuana smoke
billowed out as the window lowered. Seeing the debutye waving
away the smoke, the driver panic and tried to roll
the window back up and accidentally popped open the car's trunk,
exposing the second deputy to the three bales of marijuana inside.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Cob said.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
The man failed a short but entertaining sobriety test was arrested.
When asked why I had so much weed, he said
he had stolen the car in Orlando and had no
idea what was in there.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Good story, Well.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Detectives figured out the car was originally stolen in Georgia,
then driven to an Orlando motel where it was stolen again.
So unless somebody wants to report a stolen, stolen car
and three bales of missing weed, Florida man is stuck
with a dui, various felony drug charges and a bonus
(39:37):
grand theft auto UH deputies in Newport Ritchie, Florida pulled
over her car and immediately noticed something suspicious about the passenger,
namely a mysterious white powder all over his nose. The
deputy snapped a picture of the Florida man and swabbed
his nose. A field test kit confirmed the substance us cocaine.
(40:01):
When confronted with the results, the man said the cocaine
on his nose was not his and he had no
idea how it got there. He gave the same explanation
with a bag of coke in his shirt pocket and
the backpack stuffed with over a half a pound of
marijuanas no idea he might in other junk in the trunk.
(40:27):
News cops arrested a forty year old Clearwater, Flooria man
on an outstanding warrant for drug possession. While being booked
into the Panellas County Jail, the man was subjected to
a strip surge that revealed three heroine filled syringes hitting
inside his rectums night hotters. Still, the man told the
(40:50):
cops those aren't mine and I had no idea how.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
They got there. Has that ever worked for anyone?
Speaker 12 (40:57):
Well?
Speaker 5 (40:58):
The authorities were unconvinced by explanation and charge him with
possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug Prayer Fernel
you Fellony charged for smuggling contraman into a correctional facility.
And finally, during a traffic stop, the Merrion County Sheriff's
Office arrested a twenty six year old Florida man after
(41:21):
finding he was carrying an assortment of drugs and a
large amount of cash. While detention deputies were conducting a
routine cavity search during his jail house check in well,
they noticed something quite unusual. Whenever the man was told
to bend over, spread his cheeks and cough, deputies observed
(41:42):
twenty dollars bills were falling from his rectus in the process,
cops referred to as necessary but very undesirable for everyone involved.
The human ATM dispensed a total of one thousand and
(42:07):
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