August 11, 2025 • 42 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re honoring Terry Hanson! - so we’ll pull out some of his best - and worst memories all morning.. - We’ll start out with the Top 10 Things You’ll Never Hear Hanson Say.. - Then on to his world famous Turd Polish.. - Debbie Dunbar has been gossiping again - we’ll ease drop on her back yard conversation.. - We’ll get Hanson on the phone for an update on how his “retirement” is going.. - We’ll fill a request for Oliver’s “Three Wide”.. - and we’ll wrap up with some more Deep Thoughts from Mary Jane…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen to you mag It's time to button
your yaps.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boyne Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's big, saying bigger than big, it's enormous.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey he's adorable. Got a doodle do lest These end
(00:53):
this Monday morning, August eleventh, where we are to a
big show on the radio. Over as he yelling more
than everybody on there. Hey, there you go, you at
that man. I don't look at this. Remember I've been
I've been fussy about raspberries. We've already had like four
days and something about raspberries. Another one today. What it's
(01:18):
National Raspberry Bomb Day? What a typical Oh it's bombay.
Oh when Taylor gets in, tell her she left off
the eve, she's got a raspberry bomb, but it's bombing
with you. Topical Bombay contains sherbet, heavy cream, sugar, chopped nuts,
candied fruit, and a dash of rum.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, okay, rum, I'll take.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Cream, but it says raspberry. I don't see you don't
have to have raspberries. Huh, I don't I think Taylor
just putting that in there to get on my nerves.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But be she knows that more than you sometimes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Realist National Bombay Day and if she even messed that up,
Raspberry Balm Day mine, which he gives here, mimmy, get
on about this.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, National Sons and Daughters Day?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right? Yeah, you either have sons or daughters. And
well I.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Don't know if he.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, no matter what they say, you still basically will
have her daughter. So let's go ahead and deal with that. Okay,
we're dealing with reality today here on the Big Show
and forever, yes we will. And we're honoring our man,
Terry Hanson of Hanson Enterprises. We're gonna talk to him
about I think it's so cold new client. He's got
(02:38):
the grandson Harry Carrey and Carrie's boy, my favorite baseball
announcer that was my time during it, Atlanta Braids. All right, anyway,
so we'll talk to Hanson and the final hour of
the Big Show and build up to it, all right,
And he's even got another turn. Polish came out. Well, yeah,
this's number, so we'll get to that. It's the number
(02:59):
two tur number, No, No, don't improved. Yes, yes, thank you.
Let's not use numbers when we're talking about that. All right, good,
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right now, our three dates in history, and we'll make
up our category. August eleventh, nineteen sixty two, Booker T
and the MG's land on the Music Charge with Green Onions.
It was the group's first and biggest single. They reached
number three on the Billboard's Pop Chart. Love That Musical
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Green Yes Man book a T on the Oregon Oh Yeah,
Move up to nineteen ninety two. The Mall of America,
the biggest shopping mall in the US opened in Bloomington, Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I haven't seen any reports about how they're doing business wise,
but pretty much nationwide the malls.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Are just not doing well.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
How about that? Yeah, well thanks James, Yeah Wen. Move
up to nineteen ninety four, the Iowa State Fair, opening
in Des Moines, unveiled the life sized statue of singer
Garth Brooks, sculpted from two hundred and fifty pounds of butter,
much like the real Garth think back to her statue.
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We were John Boy and Billy a bus made of
the grove parking in Nashville, made of lard.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah, yols was only from like the you know, Midwest
and mid chest up because there ain't that much.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
A lot of the Lord like this good for frying. Okay,
well there you go. There's categories one eight hundred Big shows.
You told free Line, come on, play out Birds next,
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be a lot of fun.
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A big shots.
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of you knew find out by the boy. Robert Earl's
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This we go on the other side. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio. Yeah, we're getting ready
to sing along. Robert Earl Keene with our Monday morning song,
But I do what to mind you about? Robert Earl
and friends applause for the cause. If you'd like to
help those effected in Texas by devastating floods, you can
make a donation on Roberts' website Robert Earl Keene dot com.
You'll see the banner at the top of the page
for the concert and it cycles to the donate page.
(08:51):
So the concert, of course proceedure part of the Community
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need to know Robert Earl's website there, Robert Earl Keane
dot com. All right there, hip up sing along while Monday.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Song that's done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying
a bit sho stdio.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's at Trevor down left subbub.
Speaker 11 (09:36):
Things ain't going minay because there's always someone swirming in
my line.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You keep swiming in my line.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And it's causing.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
Lots of thinginger I'm a honking on my horror. I'm
shooting you the fuck.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Keep switching on my bride lights. It's just too dealt.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
When you're swerving all lights pie way, you're running someone off.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
The ride.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The day Joe, Why I thought I.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
Never never could love another? How else could I feed?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But bowing you run into me?
Speaker 11 (10:36):
I can't believe I could not see her.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 11 (10:47):
To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bames.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm a cussing out your own name. I'm shooting you
a fine.
Speaker 11 (11:02):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dempton. When you're swerving all lights, ay By, you're
running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Driving a big show. Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Action,
(11:55):
Hello friends, your old.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Pal bird Fern.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
Here with another overy oscillating edition of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Hard Cell. As our story opens,
a stray female brain cell finds herself lost in a
male brain.
Speaker 14 (12:12):
Hello.
Speaker 15 (12:15):
Oh, this can't be right. This place is totally deserted.
What a pizza boxes everywhere, laundry pile in the corner,
Cheap earbottles scattered all over the floor.
Speaker 16 (12:27):
Oh what is that?
Speaker 14 (12:31):
Sounds like mainey?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Is anybody here?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Hello? Who are you?
Speaker 15 (12:41):
Helen?
Speaker 13 (12:43):
We don't know any hell hey, any of you guys?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
So Helen, no one knows who you are.
Speaker 16 (12:51):
I'm a female brain cell, a female brain cell.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Day.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
What are you saying?
Speaker 13 (12:55):
Is our guy going fruity on us?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
No, nothing like that.
Speaker 15 (12:59):
It's just an accident.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
Promise, promise, Okay, then just get out of here.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
We don't need our guys.
Speaker 13 (13:06):
Dina's here blue and fiction about his pronouns quiet.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
You might want to let me sit around.
Speaker 15 (13:12):
I can help clean this place up and put some
decent food.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Nice drive, Jezebel. We're doing good.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
By you want some constructive criticism.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It depends on what it is.
Speaker 15 (13:25):
Well, shouldn't brain cells actually be in the brain? I mean,
you're really propagating the notion that men are all stupid?
Speaker 13 (13:34):
What does propagating means? Say?
Speaker 15 (13:38):
Say that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Just answer me this.
Speaker 15 (13:41):
If you're really brain cells and you're not in the brain.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Where are you?
Speaker 15 (13:46):
We're all down here, down where you know?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And how.
Speaker 13 (14:03):
We hope you enjoy John Boyn Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The guy saying it's sad.
Speaker 13 (14:10):
Tune in next time, when we'll hear the absent minded
director of brain Cell.
Speaker 17 (14:13):
Distribution say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You may hear the Big Show? Where's my big bang?
Who can't be topical? Good morning, it's a big showing
(15:16):
the radio up here, hondern Man Tay Hansen, All morning long,
fun with a Hansenator. Catch up with him from the
palatial home in Saint Louis, Missouri. A little later this morning,
come get you trip.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
My dad taking Top ten Lis benieve today's top ten.
Let's top ten things you'll never hear Terry Hansen say man.
Number ten, Hey, can I tag along on the Turkey Hunt?
Number nine? I recorded Real Housewives, so don't tell me
what happened. Number eight. I just love commercials with adorable
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talking kids with them. Number seven, Well, for my money,
Fox News is the only channel that'll tell you the truth.
Number six. Ever, notice all the good looking female guests
seem to gravitate toward me. Number five, Stop sucking up Hermie,
(16:18):
it's embarrassing. Number four. Hey guess who I ran into
at church yesterday? Number three, Well done duck from Johnson City.
We just got the highest wordy word score of all time.
(16:39):
Number two he's from Saint Louis. What's that got to
do with what we're talking about? And the number one
thing you'll never hear Hansen say, where can I get
some Pro Bowl tickets?
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Until the late eighteenth century, Barber's routinely offered this service
for customers who complained of headaches, bad breath, diarrhea, and
even more serious elments.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Ah, what is the mullet?
Speaker 15 (20:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Because you know if you had that, you didn't even
think about those other things.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That the mullet not back in the eighteenth century is
just what's y'all? God? What eight hundred big show you told?
Free line we played John Morgebendy next Good Monday Morning,
(20:42):
August eleven, twenty and twenty five. Look at this feature
track from the Make Show Box More Deep Thoughts when
Mary Jane get you through Monday More Deep the box
at the Bigshow dot Com. There right now, let's play.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeahs live across America.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's John Boy Jeffardy, Why and now your host?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
His barber offers a special service for customers who complain
about pretty much anything.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
He smacks him in the back of the head with
that leather strap. What else is he gonna do with it?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
He's John boyle like it. My dad had had one
of them leather straps hanging in the pantry in.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
The bathroom from the barber, like the big barber.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Right the barber, Yeah, oh yeah, he'd go to my butt. Alright. Hey, well,
let's say I hate a Rodney. He's out of New Bern,
North Carolina. Good morning ride there, Good morning, hell little buddy.
And by the way, my dadd had cut his own hair.
Wait float or no, man, it just golf scissors. He's
(21:44):
good at wow. Yeah no, And he didn't pass that
tradition down to you.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Look at it.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I've never been to a barber shop when you were
a kid, you know, right now, by my whole life.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
You know what I can I can vounch for that
because you always had the barber come to the you know,
come to you.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You know it gets it, he gets it. He gets
room service, barber service.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Well like now I'll just throw my wife or don't
matter how it looks anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Mine does.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
It does my hair now too, but she drinks when
she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So, man, let's find that picture in the back around
his head the first time that noodles cut his hair.
Find Yeah, good luck, you're raising love. No, hey, alright
now you there, buddy, Yeah sorry, sorry, Bardie, thank you? Man,
all right, beautiful, all right, Well let's get you, Elsie says, Hey,
(22:39):
how's everything going for you? All right? Good buddy? Good?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Then well let's uh, let's get you the first shot
at it. So ride. Until the late eighteenth century, barber's
routinely offered this service for customers who can plain the headaches,
bad breath, diary and more serious elmans you might know.
Let's find out what you think. Blood letting. Blood letting
(23:06):
at the barber shop. Yes, you know. That explains that
red and white barber deal that goes around in circles
outside whit and blue.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
The because they had you would go in and pinch
up a vein and the barber would take a razor
and cut the thing. And the veins look blue when
they're in your skin, so you'd cut it and then
he'd use a white barber's cloth to clean you up,
and he'd hang them on a pole outside the barber
shop to dry man. You say, flood may bear doing
(23:42):
it now, but back then the barbers were more than
just you know, people that did your hair. They were surgeons,
they were dentists, and they did haircuts.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
About them. I won't give a shout out to Nick.
He's talking about the old barber, old barber.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I can't remember his name. Yeah, I seen him.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Hey Rodney, good work on you, and Buddy, we're sending
you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products,
all sorts of stuff that you're gonna love.
Speaker 16 (24:09):
Ma.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Congratulations, I thank you, all right, buddy, quite a many
hours on top of your news. Got our time capsule
over this August eleven.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Right on the other side, wanted to hear what we got.
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This is the award winning John boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, that's it, rep, that's it morning, John Boyne, Morning.
Speaker 16 (25:20):
Hey Sis Randa, Robberie reveo food and hello Jack. Hey,
it's first all about Sunday morning.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
I woke up.
Speaker 16 (25:31):
I did had not realized that it was daylight Saving
time changeover Saturday night, so I didn't set my car
and I woke up an hour early Sunday morning. I
was running an hour ahead of time. And I walked
out my front door and didn't see nobody' stying around
in the neighborhood, even that old Yankee fella down the
street that cuts his grass on Sunday morning. All the
(25:51):
way from my house to the church, but not solding,
not a car on the street, And I started.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Thinking that was that was strange.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
I got that to the church, wasn't a single car
in the parking long I started to get scattered. I
walked in the church build and it was completely empty,
and I started thinking myself, oh, no, what if the
rapture took place overnight?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
And I got look.
Speaker 16 (26:13):
Just crying off.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
And through my tears what she cried again?
Speaker 16 (26:21):
I looked over at the method this church and wasn't
no cause in they're parking lot either, I said, where, No,
that can't be yet a denominational human.
Speaker 13 (26:31):
I found it up.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
By the time Sunday mon really did get started.
Speaker 16 (26:34):
That was not a single empty seat in the whole
church sanctuary, and that even on backsliding Cuckoo Johnson brought
and you know they was coming out, and I shook
her hand. I said, mind him?
Speaker 15 (26:46):
Is it?
Speaker 13 (26:47):
Johnson?
Speaker 16 (26:47):
Love to see again? Had in mining and Cuckoo, how
are you, buddy? I ain't seen you a line time.
Let me ask you something, Cuckoo, don't you want to
be in the army of the Lord? And he said, Preacher,
I'm already in the Army of the Lord. I said, well,
how come we don't see you saving Christmas in Easter?
He said, because I'm in the secret Service. I decided
(27:08):
not to smack him with the rod. I'll be afraidful
have been there. I could have hid him with.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
A job on of ask.
Speaker 16 (27:16):
Let's keep it going for you it's.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
Good to be here, you know me at a hoick Dever,
we might be taking some time off together, so I
hope you all find some boys to fill here. We're
talking about going fishing. Never said he wanted to go
fishing in a foreign country. So I think we're gonna
go to New Mexico. Then you go to school, stupid,
I sure did.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I came out that way.
Speaker 13 (27:40):
Tell you.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
You know how myself, babe ba, I started out with nothing.
I still got most of it. Me tell you what
I got to do. What's the difference between the dog
barking on the back porch and a wobble holler it
on the front porch.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
If you let both of them be, the dog.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Will shut up right around.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Let me tell you another boy, I said, Man, this
woman was celebrating their fiftieth wed dada versary. Was after
eight sitting there dead or celebrated fifty years married. Oh boy,
he just started crying all he started balling his eyes out.
Said what's wrong, honey? He said, I was just thinking.
Remember it was back there about fifty years ago. It
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was court was a bacon out on you on your
front portswag and your daddy come out and sit you
in the house. Well, and you didn't know this, but
he put a gun to my head. He said, boy,
I was judging this town. I could kill you and
get right away with it. I could throw you in jail,
he said. To what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
give you three choices. He said, Either I shoot you
(28:49):
dead or I'll lock you up for fifty years. Are
you buried by daughter? She said, Well, why are you
crying now about it? He said, I just think it.
I've been getting out today. Well, y'all have a good day.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
We go John Boya and Billy.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Boy the way the Bechs played, He's John promote. You're
seeing how much Elvis Wade won't where the days?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's a big sea on the radio. Coming up in
a few minutes, continued Honor Terrence ma Ree's Hanson out
of Saint Louis, Missouri. We'll talk to him later. Handsome's enterprises.
How about a new client. I wanted to talk to
him about it, Gabas Saint Louis cardinals In's play man
looking forward to that, and in minutes topped him that yes,
(30:18):
he's he's very popular. Remember when he is celebrity hit. Well, well,
I guess it taked the things that you heard on
that sex safe when that came out. Yeah, yeah, we
got that. We got to we got to deal with that.
We can't just deal with the wonderful things that happen terror.
We're good with the bath, I said, buddy, we'll do that. Well,
(30:38):
we'll do that, Minicus. I know you're holding on for that.
And right now let's go to Brushywood, Arkansas to visit
with the town gossip. It's time for over the back
fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 15 (30:54):
Oh hey, Carleen, what the wide world of weeder dog
whiskers are you doing with clothes on? I saw the
devil going back to hell to cool off. Why don't
you join the club and just go topless. I'll tell
you who should be wearing clothes, and that's Sydney shermack
mm hmm. She's been gone for a couple of weeks
and nobody knew where she went. Well, apparently she was
off to the big city to get more plastic surgery.
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She's got more aftermarket parts than Bubba Wallace's race. Car
I can't believe it, but she had another boot job.
How many is this thirteen? Well, it's definitely not her
lucky number. Don't you remember last time she went the
cheap route and instead of silicone, she had him use
those little bells that you find at the check encounter
at the hotail motel. Oh, you know, the ding ding ones.
(31:38):
At the VFW dance, the guy's got so hansy the
dingdings kept changing the tempo of the band. And the
time before that, the doctor accidentally lost both of her
brown sugar toggle switches and he replaced him with pepperoni.
Anytime she sun bathed popless, they'd come up so much
the cat could drink milk out of them. At her
age forty seven, No matter what she tells you, she
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should just accept that the good Lord gave her a
C minus for looks on her report card and stop
trying to change the creed. The last time she went
under the knife, she would ask random people to guess
her age, like she was working at the county Fair
or something. One guy she asked said twenty five, and
she said, nope, I'm forty seven. She went to McDonald's
and asked the cashier to guess her age and the
(32:22):
woman said thirty two, and Cindy said, nope, I'm actually
forty seven. So after lunch, she was taking a bus
to the Dollar General and she asked the guy next
door to guess her age. He looked at her for
a minute and said, well, I'll need to put my
hands under your shirt. But you know, Cindy, she'd never
had a grope she didn't like, and so she said sure.
And after a few minutes the guy says, you're forty seven.
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Cindy can't believe it. She said, how could you tell?
And the guy says, I was in line behind you.
At McDonald's. She had libro section ton once, but that
wasn't a complete disaster. She made a bundle sell in
all that fat to captain Sketchy's fish camp. Maybe the
worst thing she did was get her teeth done. Oh Lord,
To be honest, though she did have messed up teeth
(33:04):
like Steve Mishemi, every tooth was in business for itself,
like having a mouthful of mismatched, different colored chicklets. She
needed to do something, but I believe I'd have gone
to someone, you know, with a diploma. She tried that
place that makes your dentures out of sheep teeth, lamb chops.
Speaker 13 (33:23):
Yeah, they're pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 15 (33:29):
But this place she must have gone in and said,
give me the Travago guy. You know who I'm talking about.
I saw those commercials fifty times before I knew what
it was for. I was mesmerized by them giant choppers.
It's like they were made for someone else, like Andre
the Giant. I can't place the guy's accent, but I
guarantee that country has government run dental care. The teeth
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ain't too big. His damn head is just too small.
I'd help him if he ever turns to a life
of crime. Stevie wonder it could pick Hi out of
a line up. Maybe he ain't even a real person.
It's like a bottle opener whished upon a star to
be a real life boy.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
We'll crop the bed and toast the bread carling.
Speaker 15 (34:12):
Look at the time, maybe he hadn't ken cut me off.
I'd I told you more.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Huh, what's my rush?
Speaker 15 (34:18):
Well, Uncle Frisco and here are going to the Grumpy
Rooster for expired leg and Friday double d or trickle ds.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Good morning, there's a big showl radio. Hell, are you
Lindsey premise.
Speaker 13 (34:35):
Here when I'm on this side of the pond, I
get my daily dose of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful leads, John Boy and Billy right
here on the big ship. You know, I hate to
break it to you boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees. Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Good morning, This will make showing a radio alright. Then
Taylor took a weekend and go around the world. We'll
have her back with us tomorrow. So many old this
is not what we what we got, it's pretty cool.
We got to continue with our tribute to Hanson day.
We got that top ten left I was telling you
about in just a second for then we're coming up
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in minutes before we got buried ready until I can't
read my writing, But it's something. It's something real good
going into an eight to twenty contests instead of it's
to the beat the Blonde eight too. Oh yeah, the
skip carry interview is what we got coming up in
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a couple of minutes. And then I said that's good,
cool with that. And then the eight twenty was talking
about usually it's beating the blonde. H we're gonna do
a special random contest something we used to.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Do back in the late nineties. It was the Wheel
of Contest.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
On Friday, we would spend the wheel in which whatever
it landed on, we'd hit.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
All right, it's gonna be fun. And in the bottom
of the hour after the news a member and race
for our Monday. All right, so big next half five,
we're coming up. Let's kick it off with this top
ten Liz.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Well, every time we turn around, a private video shot
by a famous celebrity gets leaked on the internet. Now,
thank goodness, it's never happened with anybody in our particular group.
But if it did, yipes. Today's top ten list the
top ten things overheard on the Terry Hanson sex tape.
Oh here we go? Number ten? Hmm, would n I
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come in here for again? Number nine? Hey guys, wait up?
Number eight? Can you break a twenty? Number seven? Is
this supposed to smoke?
Speaker 14 (37:23):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Number six? Where do I put the quarter? Number five?
Who do I expect to satisfy with this?
Speaker 15 (37:34):
Me?
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Number four? Sorry, it's been a while. Which one of
us gets tied up? Number three? Before I forget? I
have a group on number two? Al you're on my hair. No,
the other end and the number one thing overheard on
the Terry Hanson sex tape. Keep looking, it's.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
There, that's wrong on ten levels off the cow it's Tip,
I said Louis Sports Hall of famely retired for.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
To make show him a d Terry and Sons all
the world of sports.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Here's how you'd never.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Want to see in shorts. Sure he's got school. So
who's got a contract? Who's off the dude? And who
might be on crush?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
The show presents for strees Man.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
We should have let you retire a long time ago.
We still get workout of you without paying you anything.
That's me.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
You are the man.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Terry Hanson, Well there you know the Skip carry one
of my all time favorite announcers. No, he was a
good buddy. What was it like, Well, you were named
president of Turner Sports and suddenly became his boss. That
you guys and almost forgot. In addition to the Braves,
he was also the voice of the Atlanta Hawks.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
Well, the thing about Skip was that he had this
reputation of kind of getting after the suits, the guy
that wore the suits. And I knew him pretty well,
and it didn't bother me. So I said, look, go ahead, man,
swing from the heels. I really don't care what you say.
I can deal with it. We'll be okay. So that
kind of kept the friendship going. And he did those
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Hawks games, and they always did like a movie promo
during the game to tune in what was going to
happen after the game. So he's bringing this one night.
He says, okay, so an Ombre's coming up and Richard
Pryor plays a white man. When and he stops. He
looks at his partner, Fred Hickman. He goes, Richard Pryor
(39:57):
plays a white man. He couldn't do that. And then
they're running up and down the court. He's not even
talking about the game. He goes Henry Aaron, Nope, he
couldn't do it. Back and forth, back and not even
talking about the game. He goes Will Chamberlain, Nope. And
so he says, who writes this garbage? So I go
(40:21):
in my office. The next morning, I get a call
from the guy promotions guy of course, wants me to
come to his office. I go up there and he
puts me in a conference room and he says, I
want to show you everybody here who writes this garbage.
So they kind of sat and had their way with
me for a few minutes, and I said, I got
a little annoyed, and he said, hey, look, I know
(40:42):
what your job is. You know what your job is,
and I'm going to guarantee you right now. Everybody knew that,
ANDMBRE was coming on after the ball game. Everybody knew
and that the Hawks were so bad in those years
that at the end of the game, when they really
be out of it, Skip would always say, okay, folks,
if you're gonna walk the dog, now's the time to
(41:05):
go ahead and walk the dog. Well, the thing is,
we had the bought the TVs evening news to come on,
and Ted said to me, you got to have a
talk with Skip. So I said, look, Skip, come on, man,
I said, we got the TVs. Any news going on here.
He did look at me. He didn't say anything. I'm
sitting at home that night watching the game, and he goes,
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so anywhere, here's comes a time where I would say, normally,
walk the dog, but my boss, Terry Janson sitting at
home and he has no idea what I'm going to
say now, and I'm just sitting there. He said, Okay,
you're gonna walk the dog. Make sure you drink coke,
Fly Delta, just do the fact that us Redman and
be back by the TVs evening News. Then on a
(41:55):
Sunday morning, I said to my family, I used to
go to the game suit with Ted, and there was
always a business and all that. I said, look, let's
just go to the game and watch the game. Sit
in the outfield. So we sat in the outfield and
I know this is not a pretty picture. I took
my shirt off and I'm drinking coke and the center
field camera. I didn't know this at the time, they
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see me there, so they turned the camera on me,
and Skip says, if I had a body like that,
I would be hiding in the outfield too.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
My good buddy, You buddy, Your buddies always treats you fine,
don't they.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Buff just like you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I love these reports there. We thank you so much
for my listeners love me as well, of course, and
we'll look forward to next week same time right here.
Thank you buddy.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
Okay, pal, talk to you.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Thanks
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen to you mag It's time to button
your yaps.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boyne Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's big, saying bigger than big, it's enormous.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey he's adorable. Got a doodle do lest These end
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this Monday morning, August eleventh, where we are to a
big show on the radio. Over as he yelling more
than everybody on there. Hey, there you go, you at
that man. I don't look at this. Remember I've been
I've been fussy about raspberries. We've already had like four
days and something about raspberries. Another one today. What it's
(01:18):
National Raspberry Bomb Day? What a typical Oh it's bombay.
Oh when Taylor gets in, tell her she left off
the eve, she's got a raspberry bomb, but it's bombing
with you. Topical Bombay contains sherbet, heavy cream, sugar, chopped nuts,
candied fruit, and a dash of rum.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, okay, rum, I'll take.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Cream, but it says raspberry. I don't see you don't
have to have raspberries. Huh, I don't I think Taylor
just putting that in there to get on my nerves.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But be she knows that more than you sometimes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Realist National Bombay Day and if she even messed that up,
Raspberry Balm Day mine, which he gives here, mimmy, get
on about this.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, National Sons and Daughters Day?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right? Yeah, you either have sons or daughters. And
well I.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Don't know if he.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, no matter what they say, you still basically will
have her daughter. So let's go ahead and deal with that. Okay,
we're dealing with reality today here on the Big Show
and forever, yes we will. And we're honoring our man,
Terry Hanson of Hanson Enterprises. We're gonna talk to him
about I think it's so cold new client. He's got
(02:38):
the grandson Harry Carrey and Carrie's boy, my favorite baseball
announcer that was my time during it, Atlanta Braids. All right, anyway,
so we'll talk to Hanson and the final hour of
the Big Show and build up to it, all right,
And he's even got another turn. Polish came out. Well, yeah,
this's number, so we'll get to that. It's the number
(02:59):
two tur number, No, No, don't improved. Yes, yes, thank you.
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right now, our three dates in history, and we'll make
up our category. August eleventh, nineteen sixty two, Booker T
and the MG's land on the Music Charge with Green Onions.
It was the group's first and biggest single. They reached
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Move up to nineteen ninety two. The Mall of America,
the biggest shopping mall in the US opened in Bloomington, Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I haven't seen any reports about how they're doing business wise,
but pretty much nationwide the malls.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Are just not doing well.
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How about that? Yeah, well thanks James, Yeah Wen. Move
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We were John Boy and Billy a bus made of
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and mid chest up because there ain't that much.
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A lot of the Lord like this good for frying. Okay,
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But I do what to mind you about? Robert Earl
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You keep swiming in my line.
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Keep switching on my bride lights. It's just too dealt.
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The day Joe, Why I thought I.
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Driving a big show. Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Action,
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Speaker 6 (11:56):
Pal bird Fern.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
Here with another overy oscillating edition of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Hard Cell. As our story opens,
a stray female brain cell finds herself lost in a
male brain.
Speaker 14 (12:12):
Hello.
Speaker 15 (12:15):
Oh, this can't be right. This place is totally deserted.
What a pizza boxes everywhere, laundry pile in the corner,
Cheap earbottles scattered all over the floor.
Speaker 16 (12:27):
Oh what is that?
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Sounds like mainey?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Is anybody here?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Hello? Who are you?
Speaker 15 (12:41):
Helen?
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We don't know any hell hey, any of you guys?
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So Helen, no one knows who you are.
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I'm a female brain cell, a female brain cell.
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Day.
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What are you saying?
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Is our guy going fruity on us?
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No, nothing like that.
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It's just an accident.
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Promise, promise, Okay, then just get out of here.
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We don't need our guys.
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Dina's here blue and fiction about his pronouns quiet.
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You might want to let me sit around.
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I can help clean this place up and put some
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Nice drive, Jezebel. We're doing good.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
By you want some constructive criticism.
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It depends on what it is.
Speaker 15 (13:25):
Well, shouldn't brain cells actually be in the brain? I mean,
you're really propagating the notion that men are all stupid?
Speaker 13 (13:34):
What does propagating means? Say?
Speaker 15 (13:38):
Say that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Just answer me this.
Speaker 15 (13:41):
If you're really brain cells and you're not in the brain.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Where are you?
Speaker 15 (13:46):
We're all down here, down where you know?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And how.
Speaker 13 (14:03):
We hope you enjoy John Boyn Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
The guy saying it's sad.
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Tune in next time, when we'll hear the absent minded
director of brain Cell.
Speaker 17 (14:13):
Distribution say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You may hear the Big Show? Where's my big bang?
Who can't be topical? Good morning, it's a big showing
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the radio up here, hondern Man Tay Hansen, All morning long,
fun with a Hansenator. Catch up with him from the
palatial home in Saint Louis, Missouri. A little later this morning,
come get you trip.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
My dad taking Top ten Lis benieve today's top ten.
Let's top ten things you'll never hear Terry Hansen say man.
Number ten, Hey, can I tag along on the Turkey Hunt?
Number nine? I recorded Real Housewives, so don't tell me
what happened. Number eight. I just love commercials with adorable
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talking kids with them. Number seven, Well, for my money,
Fox News is the only channel that'll tell you the truth.
Number six. Ever, notice all the good looking female guests
seem to gravitate toward me. Number five, Stop sucking up Hermie,
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it's embarrassing. Number four. Hey guess who I ran into
at church yesterday? Number three, Well done duck from Johnson City.
We just got the highest wordy word score of all time.
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Number two he's from Saint Louis. What's that got to
do with what we're talking about? And the number one
thing you'll never hear Hansen say, where can I get
some Pro Bowl tickets?
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Speaker 3 (19:58):
Ah, what is the mullet?
Speaker 15 (20:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Because you know if you had that, you didn't even
think about those other things.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That the mullet not back in the eighteenth century is
just what's y'all? God? What eight hundred big show you told?
Free line we played John Morgebendy next Good Monday Morning,
(20:42):
August eleven, twenty and twenty five. Look at this feature
track from the Make Show Box More Deep Thoughts when
Mary Jane get you through Monday More Deep the box
at the Bigshow dot Com. There right now, let's play.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeahs live across America.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's John Boy Jeffardy, Why and now your host?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
His barber offers a special service for customers who complain
about pretty much anything.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
He smacks him in the back of the head with
that leather strap. What else is he gonna do with it?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
He's John boyle like it. My dad had had one
of them leather straps hanging in the pantry in.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
The bathroom from the barber, like the big barber.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Right the barber, Yeah, oh yeah, he'd go to my butt. Alright. Hey, well,
let's say I hate a Rodney. He's out of New Bern,
North Carolina. Good morning ride there, Good morning, hell little buddy.
And by the way, my dadd had cut his own hair.
Wait float or no, man, it just golf scissors. He's
(21:44):
good at wow. Yeah no, And he didn't pass that
tradition down to you.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Look at it.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I've never been to a barber shop when you were
a kid, you know, right now, by my whole life.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
You know what I can I can vounch for that
because you always had the barber come to the you know,
come to you.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You know it gets it, he gets it. He gets
room service, barber service.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Well like now I'll just throw my wife or don't
matter how it looks anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Mine does.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
It does my hair now too, but she drinks when
she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So, man, let's find that picture in the back around
his head the first time that noodles cut his hair.
Find Yeah, good luck, you're raising love. No, hey, alright
now you there, buddy, Yeah sorry, sorry, Bardie, thank you? Man,
all right, beautiful, all right, Well let's get you, Elsie says, Hey,
(22:39):
how's everything going for you? All right? Good buddy? Good?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Then well let's uh, let's get you the first shot
at it. So ride. Until the late eighteenth century, barber's
routinely offered this service for customers who can plain the headaches,
bad breath, diary and more serious elmans you might know.
Let's find out what you think. Blood letting. Blood letting
(23:06):
at the barber shop. Yes, you know. That explains that
red and white barber deal that goes around in circles
outside whit and blue.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
The because they had you would go in and pinch
up a vein and the barber would take a razor
and cut the thing. And the veins look blue when
they're in your skin, so you'd cut it and then
he'd use a white barber's cloth to clean you up,
and he'd hang them on a pole outside the barber
shop to dry man. You say, flood may bear doing
(23:42):
it now, but back then the barbers were more than
just you know, people that did your hair. They were surgeons,
they were dentists, and they did haircuts.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
About them. I won't give a shout out to Nick.
He's talking about the old barber, old barber.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I can't remember his name. Yeah, I seen him.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Hey Rodney, good work on you, and Buddy, we're sending
you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products,
all sorts of stuff that you're gonna love.
Speaker 16 (24:09):
Ma.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Congratulations, I thank you, all right, buddy, quite a many
hours on top of your news. Got our time capsule
over this August eleven.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Right on the other side, wanted to hear what we got.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
This is the award winning John boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, that's it, rep, that's it morning, John Boyne, Morning.
Speaker 16 (25:20):
Hey Sis Randa, Robberie reveo food and hello Jack. Hey,
it's first all about Sunday morning.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
I woke up.
Speaker 16 (25:31):
I did had not realized that it was daylight Saving
time changeover Saturday night, so I didn't set my car
and I woke up an hour early Sunday morning. I
was running an hour ahead of time. And I walked
out my front door and didn't see nobody' stying around
in the neighborhood, even that old Yankee fella down the
street that cuts his grass on Sunday morning. All the
(25:51):
way from my house to the church, but not solding,
not a car on the street, And I started.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Thinking that was that was strange.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
I got that to the church, wasn't a single car
in the parking long I started to get scattered. I
walked in the church build and it was completely empty,
and I started thinking myself, oh, no, what if the
rapture took place overnight?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
And I got look.
Speaker 16 (26:13):
Just crying off.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
And through my tears what she cried again?
Speaker 16 (26:21):
I looked over at the method this church and wasn't
no cause in they're parking lot either, I said, where, No,
that can't be yet a denominational human.
Speaker 13 (26:31):
I found it up.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
By the time Sunday mon really did get started.
Speaker 16 (26:34):
That was not a single empty seat in the whole
church sanctuary, and that even on backsliding Cuckoo Johnson brought
and you know they was coming out, and I shook
her hand. I said, mind him?
Speaker 15 (26:46):
Is it?
Speaker 13 (26:47):
Johnson?
Speaker 16 (26:47):
Love to see again? Had in mining and Cuckoo, how
are you, buddy? I ain't seen you a line time.
Let me ask you something, Cuckoo, don't you want to
be in the army of the Lord? And he said, Preacher,
I'm already in the Army of the Lord. I said, well,
how come we don't see you saving Christmas in Easter?
He said, because I'm in the secret Service. I decided
(27:08):
not to smack him with the rod. I'll be afraidful
have been there. I could have hid him with.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
A job on of ask.
Speaker 16 (27:16):
Let's keep it going for you it's.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
Good to be here, you know me at a hoick Dever,
we might be taking some time off together, so I
hope you all find some boys to fill here. We're
talking about going fishing. Never said he wanted to go
fishing in a foreign country. So I think we're gonna
go to New Mexico. Then you go to school, stupid,
I sure did.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I came out that way.
Speaker 13 (27:40):
Tell you.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
You know how myself, babe ba, I started out with nothing.
I still got most of it. Me tell you what
I got to do. What's the difference between the dog
barking on the back porch and a wobble holler it
on the front porch.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
If you let both of them be, the dog.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Will shut up right around.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Let me tell you another boy, I said, Man, this
woman was celebrating their fiftieth wed dada versary. Was after
eight sitting there dead or celebrated fifty years married. Oh boy,
he just started crying all he started balling his eyes out.
Said what's wrong, honey? He said, I was just thinking.
Remember it was back there about fifty years ago. It
(28:29):
was court was a bacon out on you on your
front portswag and your daddy come out and sit you
in the house. Well, and you didn't know this, but
he put a gun to my head. He said, boy,
I was judging this town. I could kill you and
get right away with it. I could throw you in jail,
he said. To what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
give you three choices. He said, Either I shoot you
(28:49):
dead or I'll lock you up for fifty years. Are
you buried by daughter? She said, Well, why are you
crying now about it? He said, I just think it.
I've been getting out today. Well, y'all have a good day.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
We go John Boya and Billy.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Boy the way the Bechs played, He's John promote. You're
seeing how much Elvis Wade won't where the days?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's a big sea on the radio. Coming up in
a few minutes, continued Honor Terrence ma Ree's Hanson out
of Saint Louis, Missouri. We'll talk to him later. Handsome's enterprises.
How about a new client. I wanted to talk to
him about it, Gabas Saint Louis cardinals In's play man
looking forward to that, and in minutes topped him that yes,
(30:18):
he's he's very popular. Remember when he is celebrity hit. Well, well,
I guess it taked the things that you heard on
that sex safe when that came out. Yeah, yeah, we
got that. We got to we got to deal with that.
We can't just deal with the wonderful things that happen terror.
We're good with the bath, I said, buddy, we'll do that. Well,
(30:38):
we'll do that, Minicus. I know you're holding on for that.
And right now let's go to Brushywood, Arkansas to visit
with the town gossip. It's time for over the back
fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 15 (30:54):
Oh hey, Carleen, what the wide world of weeder dog
whiskers are you doing with clothes on? I saw the
devil going back to hell to cool off. Why don't
you join the club and just go topless. I'll tell
you who should be wearing clothes, and that's Sydney shermack
mm hmm. She's been gone for a couple of weeks
and nobody knew where she went. Well, apparently she was
off to the big city to get more plastic surgery.
(31:16):
She's got more aftermarket parts than Bubba Wallace's race. Car
I can't believe it, but she had another boot job.
How many is this thirteen? Well, it's definitely not her
lucky number. Don't you remember last time she went the
cheap route and instead of silicone, she had him use
those little bells that you find at the check encounter
at the hotail motel. Oh, you know, the ding ding ones.
(31:38):
At the VFW dance, the guy's got so hansy the
dingdings kept changing the tempo of the band. And the
time before that, the doctor accidentally lost both of her
brown sugar toggle switches and he replaced him with pepperoni.
Anytime she sun bathed popless, they'd come up so much
the cat could drink milk out of them. At her
age forty seven, No matter what she tells you, she
(32:01):
should just accept that the good Lord gave her a
C minus for looks on her report card and stop
trying to change the creed. The last time she went
under the knife, she would ask random people to guess
her age, like she was working at the county Fair
or something. One guy she asked said twenty five, and
she said, nope, I'm forty seven. She went to McDonald's
and asked the cashier to guess her age and the
(32:22):
woman said thirty two, and Cindy said, nope, I'm actually
forty seven. So after lunch, she was taking a bus
to the Dollar General and she asked the guy next
door to guess her age. He looked at her for
a minute and said, well, I'll need to put my
hands under your shirt. But you know, Cindy, she'd never
had a grope she didn't like, and so she said sure.
And after a few minutes the guy says, you're forty seven.
(32:42):
Cindy can't believe it. She said, how could you tell?
And the guy says, I was in line behind you.
At McDonald's. She had libro section ton once, but that
wasn't a complete disaster. She made a bundle sell in
all that fat to captain Sketchy's fish camp. Maybe the
worst thing she did was get her teeth done. Oh Lord,
To be honest, though she did have messed up teeth
(33:04):
like Steve Mishemi, every tooth was in business for itself,
like having a mouthful of mismatched, different colored chicklets. She
needed to do something, but I believe I'd have gone
to someone, you know, with a diploma. She tried that
place that makes your dentures out of sheep teeth, lamb chops.
Speaker 13 (33:23):
Yeah, they're pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 15 (33:29):
But this place she must have gone in and said,
give me the Travago guy. You know who I'm talking about.
I saw those commercials fifty times before I knew what
it was for. I was mesmerized by them giant choppers.
It's like they were made for someone else, like Andre
the Giant. I can't place the guy's accent, but I
guarantee that country has government run dental care. The teeth
(33:53):
ain't too big. His damn head is just too small.
I'd help him if he ever turns to a life
of crime. Stevie wonder it could pick Hi out of
a line up. Maybe he ain't even a real person.
It's like a bottle opener whished upon a star to
be a real life boy.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
We'll crop the bed and toast the bread carling.
Speaker 15 (34:12):
Look at the time, maybe he hadn't ken cut me off.
I'd I told you more.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Huh, what's my rush?
Speaker 15 (34:18):
Well, Uncle Frisco and here are going to the Grumpy
Rooster for expired leg and Friday double d or trickle ds.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Good morning, there's a big showl radio. Hell, are you
Lindsey premise.
Speaker 13 (34:35):
Here when I'm on this side of the pond, I
get my daily dose of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful leads, John Boy and Billy right
here on the big ship. You know, I hate to
break it to you boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees. Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Good morning, This will make showing a radio alright. Then
Taylor took a weekend and go around the world. We'll
have her back with us tomorrow. So many old this
is not what we what we got, it's pretty cool.
We got to continue with our tribute to Hanson day.
We got that top ten left I was telling you
about in just a second for then we're coming up
(35:49):
in minutes before we got buried ready until I can't
read my writing, But it's something. It's something real good
going into an eight to twenty contests instead of it's
to the beat the Blonde eight too. Oh yeah, the
skip carry interview is what we got coming up in
(36:10):
a couple of minutes. And then I said that's good,
cool with that. And then the eight twenty was talking
about usually it's beating the blonde. H we're gonna do
a special random contest something we used to.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Do back in the late nineties. It was the Wheel
of Contest.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
On Friday, we would spend the wheel in which whatever
it landed on, we'd hit.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
All right, it's gonna be fun. And in the bottom
of the hour after the news a member and race
for our Monday. All right, so big next half five,
we're coming up. Let's kick it off with this top
ten Liz.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Well, every time we turn around, a private video shot
by a famous celebrity gets leaked on the internet. Now,
thank goodness, it's never happened with anybody in our particular group.
But if it did, yipes. Today's top ten list the
top ten things overheard on the Terry Hanson sex tape.
Oh here we go? Number ten? Hmm, would n I
(37:10):
come in here for again? Number nine? Hey guys, wait up?
Number eight? Can you break a twenty? Number seven? Is
this supposed to smoke?
Speaker 14 (37:23):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Number six? Where do I put the quarter? Number five?
Who do I expect to satisfy with this?
Speaker 15 (37:34):
Me?
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Number four? Sorry, it's been a while. Which one of
us gets tied up? Number three? Before I forget? I
have a group on number two? Al you're on my hair. No,
the other end and the number one thing overheard on
the Terry Hanson sex tape. Keep looking, it's.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
There, that's wrong on ten levels off the cow it's Tip,
I said Louis Sports Hall of famely retired for.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
To make show him a d Terry and Sons all
the world of sports.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Here's how you'd never.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Want to see in shorts. Sure he's got school. So
who's got a contract? Who's off the dude? And who
might be on crush?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
The show presents for strees Man.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
We should have let you retire a long time ago.
We still get workout of you without paying you anything.
That's me.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
You are the man.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Terry Hanson, Well there you know the Skip carry one
of my all time favorite announcers. No, he was a
good buddy. What was it like, Well, you were named
president of Turner Sports and suddenly became his boss. That
you guys and almost forgot. In addition to the Braves,
he was also the voice of the Atlanta Hawks.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
Well, the thing about Skip was that he had this
reputation of kind of getting after the suits, the guy
that wore the suits. And I knew him pretty well,
and it didn't bother me. So I said, look, go ahead, man,
swing from the heels. I really don't care what you say.
I can deal with it. We'll be okay. So that
kind of kept the friendship going. And he did those
(39:35):
Hawks games, and they always did like a movie promo
during the game to tune in what was going to
happen after the game. So he's bringing this one night.
He says, okay, so an Ombre's coming up and Richard
Pryor plays a white man. When and he stops. He
looks at his partner, Fred Hickman. He goes, Richard Pryor
(39:57):
plays a white man. He couldn't do that. And then
they're running up and down the court. He's not even
talking about the game. He goes Henry Aaron, Nope, he
couldn't do it. Back and forth, back and not even
talking about the game. He goes Will Chamberlain, Nope. And
so he says, who writes this garbage? So I go
(40:21):
in my office. The next morning, I get a call
from the guy promotions guy of course, wants me to
come to his office. I go up there and he
puts me in a conference room and he says, I
want to show you everybody here who writes this garbage.
So they kind of sat and had their way with
me for a few minutes, and I said, I got
a little annoyed, and he said, hey, look, I know
(40:42):
what your job is. You know what your job is,
and I'm going to guarantee you right now. Everybody knew that,
ANDMBRE was coming on after the ball game. Everybody knew
and that the Hawks were so bad in those years
that at the end of the game, when they really
be out of it, Skip would always say, okay, folks,
if you're gonna walk the dog, now's the time to
(41:05):
go ahead and walk the dog. Well, the thing is,
we had the bought the TVs evening news to come on,
and Ted said to me, you got to have a
talk with Skip. So I said, look, Skip, come on, man,
I said, we got the TVs. Any news going on here.
He did look at me. He didn't say anything. I'm
sitting at home that night watching the game, and he goes,
(41:26):
so anywhere, here's comes a time where I would say, normally,
walk the dog, but my boss, Terry Janson sitting at
home and he has no idea what I'm going to
say now, and I'm just sitting there. He said, Okay,
you're gonna walk the dog. Make sure you drink coke,
Fly Delta, just do the fact that us Redman and
be back by the TVs evening News. Then on a
(41:55):
Sunday morning, I said to my family, I used to
go to the game suit with Ted, and there was
always a business and all that. I said, look, let's
just go to the game and watch the game. Sit
in the outfield. So we sat in the outfield and
I know this is not a pretty picture. I took
my shirt off and I'm drinking coke and the center
field camera. I didn't know this at the time, they
(42:17):
see me there, so they turned the camera on me,
and Skip says, if I had a body like that,
I would be hiding in the outfield too.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
My good buddy, You buddy, Your buddies always treats you fine,
don't they.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Buff just like you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I love these reports there. We thank you so much
for my listeners love me as well, of course, and
we'll look forward to next week same time right here.
Thank you buddy.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
Okay, pal, talk to you.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Thanks
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