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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning. It's a big Shawn radio language lab Monday Learned,
gonna give you a hands on talking in a convenience store.
Things women say, come up? What women really mean? That
is the key, guys, And of course we will share
some of our knowledge with the language we have mastered
(00:44):
for many years.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
When you add two numbers together, you get what a sum?
And where do you go on vacation to the beach?
Now put them together some beach In redneck, that means
an unpleasant individual.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
He's a mean some beach. Hey, redneck is easy.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
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Speaker 1 (01:18):
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Speaker 2 (01:53):
Welcome to Big Show Language Lamb, a guide to more
effective conversation. Today's episode More Things Women say. Many problems
in romantic and marital relationships start because what we hear
isn't really what they mean. Today, I'll look at ten
more common phrases women use, what men think they mean
(02:16):
and what they actually mean. Let's begin. Number one, when
she says thanks, you think it means thanks, but it
really means.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I would have done that in a completely different and
vastly superior way. But I do appreciate your clumsy, childlike effort.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Number two, when she says nothing, You think it means
nothing's wrong, but it really means something is so wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I can't believe you don't already know what's wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Number three, when she says whatever you think you think
it means. The decision is up to you, but it
really means you are about to make the wrong decision.
Number four. When she says go ahead, you think it
means go ahead, but it really means.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You are about to make a decision so wrong it
will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Number five.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
When she says I'm tired, You think it means I'm tired,
but it really means if any part.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Of your body gets within three feet of me, be
prepared to lose it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Number six when she says now, you don't have to
do this, but you think it means.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You may or may not want to do this. Please
don't feel obligated, But it really means I want you
to do this more than anything I've ever asked. Your
answer will change every aspect of our relationship in a
fundamental way forever.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Number seven. When she says I forgive you. You think
it means I forgive you, but it really means, rather than.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Resort to actual physical violence, I will be using this
moment to win every disagreement we have ever had for
the rest of our lives together, which frankly may not
be much longer.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Number eight when she says maybe, you think it means maybe,
but it really means no. Number nine, when she says
we'll see you think it means it's a possibility, but
it really means not a chance in hell. Number ten
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when she says yes, you think it means yes, but
it really means.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yes or maybe, but probably no and possibly not a
chance in hell.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And that concludes this edition of Big Show Language Lab,
brought to you by Hard Graves Potted Meat products chock
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Speaker 1 (04:48):
Right then, hey ladies, what men really mean? We'll go
to the lab in about an hour. Right now, let's
play Beta Blonde one eight hundred Big Show. You told
Free Law. We're going to cont and play next. Good morning,
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and this is a big Shaw on the radio, runing
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Speaker 4 (05:47):
I get to blame.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Meet the Blonde too. Let's meet a contestant. Say hey,
the Jackie out of Bolivar, Tennessee. Good morning, Jackie. You
going in the tunnel. Y'all got a tunnel?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, we got to meet with the tornadoes.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Bad young here?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh no, man, really do gone? Baby? Well you are you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
We're okay, but God bless all the wors that aren't.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh no, kid, Well, Jackie, were glad you made it
in here. Baby. Let's let's uh, let me take you away.
Just get your little prize fighting and have a little
fun with you this morning. Glad you glad you're in
here with us. Okay, let's flight, all right, baby, ask
that us some questions. You agree and disagree. You know
what to do? Two best for two buzzers and you win,
(06:40):
all right. Marshi's hair looks like she's been in a tornado,
so maybe that's.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
A tunnel of some kind.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah whatever, okay, So let's go in the deep blue sea, Marshie.
When deep sea divers are working at extreme depths, they
breathe a mixture of two things. Oxygen is one.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What's the other testosterone Because it takes really big.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's would be.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
In no the other thing. All scuba divers know this.
It's mixed with argone.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Mixed with argone. Wow, Jackie, do you agree or disagree?
I don't agree with her? You do not agree with
the old argone thing? Well, that was the thing to do. Yeah,
also a quick way to die. I don't even know
what argone is, but it doesn't sound right. Gas. Okay,
(07:38):
it's halium, it's halio. There you go, there's one bell.
Let's get another tater. What is the most popular participant
sport in nudist camps?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Would that be cornhole? No? No, I'm not going to
say this is from experience.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But volleyball? Jackie, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I'm gonna have to agree with her.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wow, And that was the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Saw that the documentary. That's it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's the ticket, all right there, Jackie. Man, glad you
won appreciate you listening. And man, okay, y'all are that's
awesome Jackie. You you hang on and we'll hook you up,
all right, Thank you much.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I want you to know that I've got one boy
named Johnny one billy.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Jackie from Bolivart and Tennessee. Her kids John and billishaid
don't say she didn't the even about her man. So
it does all good morning. It's a big show on
(09:35):
the radio. Easter Monday morning. Trying to get to where
you're going. Jack is say saying your lane as done
by Robert Earl. Keane is been lying in a big
cho sdio.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Sometimes on my days or filled.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Letting right.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
As I travel, I left some bad things ain't going
mid way because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
To keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
And it's causing lots of bankinger.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Keep switching on my bride lights just too dim to.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
When you're swerving all.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Lives pie by you're running someone off the ride. The
day jove way, I thought I never.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Never love another hell else good feed, But now and
you run into me.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
I can't believe I could not see her.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
I'll take up.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
No one's at the way. You keep swarming in my life,
just causing lots of bangs. I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights how way
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
A morning, it's a based on the radio and the
language lab Monday till the come what men really mean?
Saving the best for less right girls about. Of course
we will have another little trick to speaking at redneck,
our natural language. But right now let's go to Brushywood,
(12:49):
Arkansas to visit with the town gossip. It's time for
over the back fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Oh, hey, Carleen, you're up early me. I ain't been
to pet yet. My cousin del Mar moved in with
me two weeks ago after he broke up with that's
kanky Berdi Higgins that works part time at Dinky Donuts.
Word to the wires until that boil goes away, don't
eat the long Johns. I don't blame him for dumping her.
She always smeled like a cross between a dirty hamster
cage and transmission fluid. And now he won't move out
of my place until he finds someone else to move
in with. He's awful picky for a guy with a
(13:18):
you to brow seventeeth and belly button that sticks out
like a shwin handlebar not to mention his poots last
about thirty five minutes on average. Debbie Dunbar, don't walk
away from a challenge. I even sat through snow White
on a Dare mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the
fairest of the Mall? Spoiler alert, it ain't snow White.
I thought I was watching Shrik first. I tried fixing
him up with Gladys peck with you know her, she
has to kiss the booth outside the Pigley wiggly between
you and me. I think her only customers are her
(13:40):
cousins Bobo, Hobo and Bernice. Well, you know, del Mar
is a footman, and Gladys wears open toad shoes and
has nails like a veloso raptor. She tried to get
a pedicure once and the belt center set the drinks
of fire. But I think it was really that roe
of cold sores across her top loop that turned him off.
Looked like a puss mustache. He had one date with
Phyllis Perrywinkle. You know her. She works at super Happy
Fun Place at the mall BikeE but come off the rides,
she got right red hair, lazy eye buck teeth. He
(14:01):
said it was like some penny Wise. I don't know
why he's so picky. He said, he don't want to
be tied down to just one girl, So I set
him up with Becky Dankworth. Not one body part matches
the other on that girl. She's got a d cup
on one side, acup on the other one, air like
Dumbo on the other, ear like a little bat, one
big guy, like an octopus at one tiny beat, he
had like a shrew, left chick of a dunk, a nunk,
right cheek, no ass at all. I told him if
he just focused on one body part at a time,
(14:22):
it'd be like dating ten or twelve gals. But he
can't count that high, so it was kind of lost
on him. Even with this celebrity route. My cousin's best
friend's fourth cousins uncle's niece twice removed on my mother's
side as best friends with a friend of a girl
that knows a guy who's the tow boy for that girl.
Basketball player that thinks a good bit of herself. Angel Reese. Yeah,
she's got everything, celebrity stamina for you know what, and
a steady job that pays three bucks more an hour
(14:43):
the minimum wage. Well, I was shocked he turned her
down flat. Seems out little will Smith mustache of hers
was a deal breaker. Don't understand that. I don't. He
used to go out with that Italian girl. Dominique passed
the naire core air and Lord she was born with
the five o'clock shadow. She goes to the vet to
get them flee callers for Saint Pinart's. They take her
out to the sheep farm kitch here three times a year.
I ain't even got a sweater made out of her hair,
but I don't wear it. It smells like Marlboro reds
(15:04):
and shame. I guess My last straw is Felicia Kurdweller.
Her daddy owns that chain of funny taxidermy stores, you
know where they can make a deer's butt look like Bigfoot.
She got a bit of the tourettes, but del Mar
likes a girl of the salty mouth and the only hiccup.
And I don't know this to be true, but I
hear tail through the bol rama and Sudds, and does
great find that Miss Felicia is also mister Felicia. You
might be one of them. Hermraphidities but I always thought
(15:25):
del Mar might be a switch hitter. So let's just
see what happens, all right. I gotta go, Carleen. I
gotta meet up with that gorgeous slab of man jerky
Barley Clinger. I asked him to take me shopping at
the Naughty Underwear Store, and I'm just hoping he'll take
the hint by shook double d.
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Speaker 2 (16:49):
In the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy's aunt was named Auntie
im and we breathe air. Now put them together, im air.
In Redneck, that means a particular group of something, im.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Air some good looking women. Hey, redneck is easy.
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Speaker 3 (17:48):
Welcome to Big Show Language Lab, a guide to more
effective conversation. Today's episode Things men Say. Many problems in
romantic and marital relationship start because what we hear isn't
really what they mean. Today a look at twelve common
phrases that men use with their wife or girlfriend, what
women think they mean, and what they actually mean. Number one,
(18:12):
When men.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Say, hey, can I help you make dinner? You think
it means you know I feel guilty because I don't
do nearly enough to help out around here, But it
really means why is dinner not already on the table.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
When men say, hey, I brought you a surprise.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
You think it means.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
These roses are a spontaneous symbol of my undying life,
but it really means I stopped at food Jeni to
get beer and the girl in the flower department was
really hot.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
When men say you look great, honey, you think it
means you look great, honey, but it really means, yeah, yeah,
can we just go already?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Number four.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
When men say, you know, I really like your friend Julie,
You think it means I find most of your friends
pretty annoying, but Julie's not like that. But it really
means Julie is definitely your hottest friend. Number five. When
men say I miss you, you think it means I
miss you, but it really means we're out of toilet
(19:18):
paper and I can't find the pizza cutter. When are
you coming back?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Number six. When men say whatever you want to do,
you think it means I'll.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Let you make the decision, but it really means I
couldn't possibly care less about the decision at hand, and
we both know we're going to do what you want
to do anyway, So could you please just tell me
what that is?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Number seven When men say.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I was kidding, you think it means oops, you took
that in the worst possible way. How can I get
out of this? But it really means oops, I accidentally
said what I really think? How can I get.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Out of this?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Number eight When men say.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Let's take your car, You think it means I don't
really want to go, so I'm going to make you
drive me there, But it really means I don't really
want to go and my car is completely out of gas.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Number nine When men say.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Why are you making such a big deal about this?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You think it means why.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Do you have to make everything so overly dramatic? But
it really means how in the world did you find
out about this?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Number ten when men say.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
You're right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
You think it means I have.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
No defense for my actions. I admit my guilt and
throw myself on the mercy.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Of the court.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
But it really means.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Can you please stop talking? It's almost time for SportsCenter.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Number eleven When men say, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
That sounds great, you think it means to tell you
the truth. I wasn't really listening, but sure, how bad
could it be?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
But it really means.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That is literally the most painful idea I've ever heard.
But I might want to see you naked again at
some point in the future.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
And finally, number twelve, when men say I love you,
you think it means.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I know I don't say it often. I know I'm
hard to get along with it sometimes, but in my own
clumsy way, I really do love you. But it really
means this is the point where I want to see
you naked.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And that concludes this edition of Big Show Language Lamb,
brought to you by Hard Graves, Potted Meat Products, Chalk
Full of Peckers and Lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I love all right, man, we'll come from ground this morning.
I know if you've missed any of it, you can
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be up an hour or so after we in the
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one eight hundred Big Show you toe free line. Come on,
we'll do it coming up next. Good Morning's Big Showing
(22:23):
the Radio for you some Monday shout out, Pressing's corner
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(22:47):
play a little wordy word, let's do it.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
I had to everybody's head.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
I bout my bed.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Okay, no word anywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Let meet a contestant, bet in the window. I go
from a wire shows South Carolina. That's where. Good morning, Michael,
good buddy, And we got Kinsley from Thomaston, Georgia. Good morning, Kensley,
good morning, good morning. All right, well mine, let's go
(23:21):
boys against the girls.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
All right, let's take it, all right?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, uh, let me see the category words dealing with cooking.
All right, words dealing with cooking, y'all. Oh, Kensley, you relax,
me and Michael will go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Michael, are you ready? As long as you
don't say yeah, I gay promise that I better make
(23:52):
a boy to listen back. And I'm trying to help
myself not do that. Yeah, well, let's see what we
can do. I'm gonna put the words in your head.
You just holler mount and then quit listening to me
for like a half a second. All right, okay, here
we go. Okay, start the clock. Now, you eat these
(24:16):
chocolate chip watt bacon chocolate. Yeah, uh huh, get something
out of the freezer it is yeah, okay, don't forget
to eat your uh huh. Okay. This is blank potatoes,
not whole blank yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
This is when you don't eat meat. It sounds like
you star trek. Oh no, another word, a little short word? Yeah,
uhh ice blank?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Oh my bad, my bad?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
What we do that time? About a five on the board.
Good work, Michael. Let's see what Taylor and Kingsley can
do for their first round. Kensley, you had issuading I reckon.
Let's say start the clock.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Now, all right, Oh, dairy queen serves ice? What yep?
This is usually Parsley is called this when it's on
your dish. It's just you don't eat it. It's just
uh garn yep, you olive blank, you cook with it
all of yep. You turn these vegetables into pickles. This
(25:29):
is when you this vegetable was grown without any pesticides,
and they're very expensive in the store. They're what.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Of course, Okay, I think I got a four here
on the board. The four on the board, that's what
it got for. Okay, good, because I was gonna ask,
did I say yeah, uh huh in round one when
I was giving a migrant Yeah, okay, good, all right,
I'm working on myself psychologically. Thanks still came out of
(26:01):
your mouth.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
So what we got here is a five to four
score going in around two. All right, Michael, are you ready? Okay,
start the clock. Now. This is a new kind of
stuff where they say you're growing it, you know, and yes,
uh huh iced blank down south or Bruce somewhat, Lipton's ice, yes,
(26:28):
uh huh. Chickens lay uh huh uh. And this is
where you carver a jack o' lantern out of a
uh huh you do the opposite of a lemon is
the green one, uh huh? A fork and a yes,
what I'm talking about six on the.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Board in this put in a what yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, you're right, I guess. Don't distract me from it.
Was six eleven total for my goals. So Tater and Kinsley, okay,
if you put a seven on the board and then
it has been done a few times by our girl,
here what you will tie? Ready? Kinsley?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I reckon? I know, go all right? This is what
salads are made out of iceberg? Uh huh? You have
a chopping blank, a cutting blank. You the last middle
of the day is what dinner? You do this to eggs?
(27:40):
You whip them with this tool? Yes?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
You?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Do you do this to to onions? You blank them
up a pork blank, chop them. This is what bees make. Yes,
you do this to cheese on one of these little cheese.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
At the buzzer. You sure a seven on the board
when you had to.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
In birls my.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It is tied up.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
We try to.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
See if we gets the winner in fifteen seconds. We're
the right ones, app Tatler, So all right a fifteen
second overtime to see what we can do. All right, Michael,
you readybody? Okay, let me say wait a minute, we're
changing categories. We have words dealing with sports, professional or backyard.
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We ran out of cooking words. Nice, sports professional or
backyard Okay, okay, me and Michael for fifteen seconds, starting
the clock. Now hit the ball with a tennis racket.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
When the Olympics get a gold what's the blank to
the ball game? What's the final? The final?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
What four?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yes, it's a blank beater? Okay, no, but a three
on the board.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Goodwome for fifteen seconds?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
All right, did Kinsley and taker three will force double overtime?
A quick four will win it? Ready Kinsley?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yes, sir, okay, and go in basketball, it's a blank beater.
It goes in right when this goes off, makes that.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Noise danger buzzer.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
The skating blank. You go to the skating blank.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh you got two, Michael three? He wins and over
time I think that category change. Why I heard kinsling
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
On the old blank the first time playing wardy words.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well that's well Kinsley down in Thomaston, you can try again.
That was that was good game you played. Baby. Appreciate you,
appreciate you? Okay, and Michael, look at you. Don't wear
shows like it was meant to be. He wanted to
be o prize back. Buddy, Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
No?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Okay, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I want to give a shout out to Kinsley for
a very good game.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Thank you, sEH. Big Show listeners, yoe are the best.
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Just
take out bit request time. Jake Michaels, Greenville, South Carolina,
Jay Say's long time listener, Here my bit request? What
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talking about Buddy odorant? He was twenty years ahead of
the times because now that's the exact product. I see
it advertise all the time. I know we were just
talking about that. Oh man, if you could play that,
it'd be awesome. All right, Jake, thanks for noticing twenty
years ahead of the times right here on The Big
(31:06):
Show is coming up next. Good Morning, Big Shows on
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the radio. Jake Michaels out of Greenville, South Carolina, very
first affiliate the John Boy and Billy Radio network back
in nineteen ninety three, Jacob members of g had to
hoard him talking about the subject that he sees advertised
on TV all the time. When this happened to wooh,
he was ahead of his time to what Jake talking
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about with us call the hoard.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Man, Hello man, this heart, oh my life on the
fider bed.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
No man, y'ab o't Billy here wait, sayre.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Are you big on hery? No driving, knuckle dragon, nose picking, fort.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Munger and perve, not much, buddy. What's shaking in the
train of park? How's deborn his new girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Oh you mean old Betty? Betty hot and sweaty like
old doll said in slang blade. They still boat up
and going at it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What you think she might be the one?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Could be she's about dumbing that. I think she come
in doors the big old back of grocery, says she's
gonna make us dinner. Whooped up a big mess of
some new deal she found at the store called liver
mush helper.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, how was that?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
No, tell you? And when she says empty out of grocery,
she says, Deborah, Honey, I got you some dick razors
and the new tick of that butt de uderant never says,
but the utterant she says, Yeah, I know she's getting lots.
I brung you a new one, I said. Now, Betty,
I've been wh for almost twenty years. I can tell
you for sure. He don't use nothing called butt. The
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uder she says, yay, Dad, I've seen it in the
medicine cabinet. She pulls out this stick of old spice solid.
Debart says, well, that's my brand, honey, But I believe this.
Here's just plain old deodorant. She says. Now, look right
here on the label says to use push up.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Bottom bless her heart.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, if dumb was gasolene, you wouldn't want to smoke
HERU her.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
What's Devert's Daddy Reid doing. He's still crashing at your place.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Yeah, but he's back chasing the girls already. The other
night he didn't come home from work, I says, Debt,
where Reed is? He says, oh, you know, Daddy, he's
probably had on the pry or somewhere. So it kept
getting later and later we still hadn't heard from him. Finally,
when the late news went off, letterman come on and says, Debort,
something's wrong. Old Reed might be out there wrapped around
the tree summers. I think we aren't to go hunt
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for him, so we hop in the truck and head out.
Bout fifteen to ten minutes later, he's coming down State
Road twenty three, out there near the Waiste Treatment Plan.
There's this truck sitting on the shoulder, and Devor says, look,
that's damn truck, I said, are you sure? He says, yeah,
h little sticker with the picture of Calvin Pin.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
On the floor.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
So we pulled over, and when the headlights hit the truck,
we see there's two people sitting in there. Dever says, oh,
look like he got in one tree. So we get
out and walk over as reading this real cute little
old gal just sitting there in the truck. Deverartt leads
in the driver's side wind. He says, hey, daddy, we's
wondering where you were and read this. Y'all ain't got
to worry about me. I'm a big boy. And by
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the way, this here is Glinda, so we all had her.
How it is now? A never says reed, if you
don't mind me asking a personal question, just how old
is this gal, Glinda? He says, wow, in about ten minutes,
she'll be eighteen.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Alright, just an incurable romana gainny.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, but the doctor give him this new kind of savvage.
Never mind, not gonna run here, men, the casting Ova
brothers affecting and go to work. You wait, probably well,
well you tell him, I said, he don't know what
you mean. You can show up.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
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Speaker 6 (35:59):
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Speaker 1 (36:05):
Anyway, ring to you all.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
Hope you had a blessed Easter Sunday and a wonderful
Easter weekend. And I hope you got at least one
day off of work from somebody Friday like the Heathens. Dude,
you know, if it was Easter Monday like the regular
maths whatever, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
You don't want to get into a great theological debate.
Kevins mining always since Google is on my tablet, left
the Kate Jagors holiday off. But christ Rise for the grave.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
We got to work with that.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
What's Dennis smell?
Speaker 4 (36:39):
I'm sorry right there you go.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
It's first all about Sunday morning.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
I woke up.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
I didn't had not realized that it was daylight Saving
time changeover on Saturday night, so I didn't set my
car and I woke up an hour early Sunday morning.
I was running an hour ahead of time, and I
walked out my front door and didn't see nobody's stying
around in the neighborhood, even that old Yankee fellow down
the street that cuts the grass.
Speaker 11 (37:00):
On Sunday morning, all.
Speaker 12 (37:03):
The way from my house to the church, not sold in,
not a car on the street. And I started thinking
that was that was strange. I got that to the church,
wasn't a single car in the parking lot. I started
to get scatted. I walked in the church building. It
was completely empty.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
And I started thinking myself, oh no, what if the
rapture took place overnight?
Speaker 8 (37:21):
And I got looking at.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
The church and just crying off.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
And through my tears what.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
She cried again?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I looked over at the Methodist church and wasn't no
cars in their parking lot either.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
I said, where, No, that can't bet.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I had a.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
Denominational human we found it up by the town Sunday morning.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Really didn't get started that that was not a single.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Empty seat in the whole church sanctuary And even on
backsliding Cuckoo Johnson brought and you know, they was coming
out and.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
I shook her hand.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
I said, mindim is the.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Giants like to see again?
Speaker 6 (38:00):
He had a piece of money and cuckoo, how are you, buddy,
I ain't seen you a long time. Let me ask
you something, Cuckoo, don't you want to be in the
army of the Lord? And he said a preacher, I'm
already in the army of the Lord. I said, well,
how come we don't see you saping Christmas in easter?
He said, because I'm in the secret Service.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
I decided not to smack.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Him with a rod of I'll be afraidful have been there.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
I could have kid him with a job on a ass.
Speaker 8 (38:30):
Let's keep it going for you.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
It's good to be here, you know, being a hoyt Dever,
we might be taking some time off together, so I
hope you all find some boys to feel here. We're
talking about going fishing. Never said he wanted to go
fishing in a foreign country, So I think we'll go
go to New Mexica. Then you go to school, stupid,
I sure did. I came out that way too. I
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think you know I myself, babe. I started out with nothing.
I still got most of it.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Let me tell you what I gotta do it.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
What's the difference between the dog barking on the back
porch and a woman hollering on the front porch. If
you let both of bed, the dog will shut up.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Right round.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Let me tell you another boy and so man, this
woman was celebrating their fiftieth wed data verse. I was
after eight sitting there at dead or celebrate fifty years married.
Oh boy, he just started crying all he started balling
his eyes out. Said what's wrong, honey? He said, I
was just thinking. Remember it was back there about fifty
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years ago. It was court was a making out on
you on your front porch. Wag and your daddy come
out and sit you in the house. Well, and you
didn't know this, but he put a gun to my head.
He said, boy, I was judging this town. I could
kill you and get right away with it. I could
throw you in jail, he said. To what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna give you choices. He said, Either
(40:02):
I shoot you dead or I'll lock you up for
fifty years. Are you buried by dollar?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
She said, Well, why are you cry now about it?
Speaker 5 (40:13):
He said, I just think it. I'd be getting out today. Well,
y'all have a good day's men.
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Good morning. It's a big Shawn radio language lab Monday Learned,
gonna give you a hands on talking in a convenience store.
Things women say, come up? What women really mean? That
is the key, guys, And of course we will share
some of our knowledge with the language we have mastered
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for many years.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
When you add two numbers together, you get what a sum?
And where do you go on vacation to the beach?
Now put them together some beach In redneck, that means
an unpleasant individual.
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Speaker 2 (01:53):
Welcome to Big Show Language Lamb, a guide to more
effective conversation. Today's episode More Things Women say. Many problems
in romantic and marital relationships start because what we hear
isn't really what they mean. Today, I'll look at ten
more common phrases women use, what men think they mean
(02:16):
and what they actually mean. Let's begin. Number one, when
she says thanks, you think it means thanks, but it
really means.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I would have done that in a completely different and
vastly superior way. But I do appreciate your clumsy, childlike effort.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Number two, when she says nothing, You think it means
nothing's wrong, but it really means something is so wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I can't believe you don't already know what's wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Number three, when she says whatever you think you think
it means. The decision is up to you, but it
really means you are about to make the wrong decision.
Number four. When she says go ahead, you think it
means go ahead, but it really means.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You are about to make a decision so wrong it
will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Number five.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
When she says I'm tired, You think it means I'm tired,
but it really means if any part.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Of your body gets within three feet of me, be
prepared to lose it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Number six when she says now, you don't have to
do this, but you think it means.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You may or may not want to do this. Please
don't feel obligated, But it really means I want you
to do this more than anything I've ever asked. Your
answer will change every aspect of our relationship in a
fundamental way forever.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Number seven. When she says I forgive you. You think
it means I forgive you, but it really means, rather than.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Resort to actual physical violence, I will be using this
moment to win every disagreement we have ever had for
the rest of our lives together, which frankly may not
be much longer.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Number eight when she says maybe, you think it means maybe,
but it really means no. Number nine, when she says
we'll see you think it means it's a possibility, but
it really means not a chance in hell. Number ten
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when she says yes, you think it means yes, but
it really means.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yes or maybe, but probably no and possibly not a
chance in hell.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And that concludes this edition of Big Show Language Lab,
brought to you by Hard Graves Potted Meat products chock
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Speaker 1 (04:48):
Right then, hey ladies, what men really mean? We'll go
to the lab in about an hour. Right now, let's
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and this is a big Shaw on the radio, runing
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I get to blame.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Meet the Blonde too. Let's meet a contestant. Say hey,
the Jackie out of Bolivar, Tennessee. Good morning, Jackie. You
going in the tunnel. Y'all got a tunnel?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, we got to meet with the tornadoes.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Bad young here?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh no, man, really do gone? Baby? Well you are you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
We're okay, but God bless all the wors that aren't.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh no, kid, Well, Jackie, were glad you made it
in here. Baby. Let's let's uh, let me take you away.
Just get your little prize fighting and have a little
fun with you this morning. Glad you glad you're in
here with us. Okay, let's flight, all right, baby, ask
that us some questions. You agree and disagree. You know
what to do? Two best for two buzzers and you win,
(06:40):
all right. Marshi's hair looks like she's been in a tornado,
so maybe that's.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
A tunnel of some kind.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah whatever, okay, So let's go in the deep blue sea, Marshie.
When deep sea divers are working at extreme depths, they
breathe a mixture of two things. Oxygen is one.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What's the other testosterone Because it takes really big.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's would be.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
In no the other thing. All scuba divers know this.
It's mixed with argone.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Mixed with argone. Wow, Jackie, do you agree or disagree?
I don't agree with her? You do not agree with
the old argone thing? Well, that was the thing to do. Yeah,
also a quick way to die. I don't even know
what argone is, but it doesn't sound right. Gas. Okay,
(07:38):
it's halium, it's halio. There you go, there's one bell.
Let's get another tater. What is the most popular participant
sport in nudist camps?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Would that be cornhole? No? No, I'm not going to
say this is from experience.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But volleyball? Jackie, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I'm gonna have to agree with her.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wow, And that was the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Saw that the documentary. That's it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's the ticket, all right there, Jackie. Man, glad you
won appreciate you listening. And man, okay, y'all are that's
awesome Jackie. You you hang on and we'll hook you up,
all right, Thank you much.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I want you to know that I've got one boy
named Johnny one billy.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Jackie from Bolivart and Tennessee. Her kids John and billishaid
don't say she didn't the even about her man. So
it does all good morning. It's a big show on
(09:35):
the radio. Easter Monday morning. Trying to get to where
you're going. Jack is say saying your lane as done
by Robert Earl. Keane is been lying in a big
cho sdio.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Sometimes on my days or filled.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Letting right.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
As I travel, I left some bad things ain't going
mid way because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
To keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
And it's causing lots of bankinger.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Keep switching on my bride lights just too dim to.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
When you're swerving all.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Lives pie by you're running someone off the ride. The
day jove way, I thought I never.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Never love another hell else good feed, But now and
you run into me.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
I can't believe I could not see her.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
I'll take up.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
No one's at the way. You keep swarming in my life,
just causing lots of bangs. I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights how way
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
A morning, it's a based on the radio and the
language lab Monday till the come what men really mean?
Saving the best for less right girls about. Of course
we will have another little trick to speaking at redneck,
our natural language. But right now let's go to Brushywood,
(12:49):
Arkansas to visit with the town gossip. It's time for
over the back fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Oh, hey, Carleen, you're up early me. I ain't been
to pet yet. My cousin del Mar moved in with
me two weeks ago after he broke up with that's
kanky Berdi Higgins that works part time at Dinky Donuts.
Word to the wires until that boil goes away, don't
eat the long Johns. I don't blame him for dumping her.
She always smeled like a cross between a dirty hamster
cage and transmission fluid. And now he won't move out
of my place until he finds someone else to move
in with. He's awful picky for a guy with a
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you to brow seventeeth and belly button that sticks out
like a shwin handlebar not to mention his poots last
about thirty five minutes on average. Debbie Dunbar, don't walk
away from a challenge. I even sat through snow White
on a Dare mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the
fairest of the Mall? Spoiler alert, it ain't snow White.
I thought I was watching Shrik first. I tried fixing
him up with Gladys peck with you know her, she
has to kiss the booth outside the Pigley wiggly between
you and me. I think her only customers are her
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cousins Bobo, Hobo and Bernice. Well, you know, del Mar
is a footman, and Gladys wears open toad shoes and
has nails like a veloso raptor. She tried to get
a pedicure once and the belt center set the drinks
of fire. But I think it was really that roe
of cold sores across her top loop that turned him off.
Looked like a puss mustache. He had one date with
Phyllis Perrywinkle. You know her. She works at super Happy
Fun Place at the mall BikeE but come off the rides,
she got right red hair, lazy eye buck teeth. He
(14:01):
said it was like some penny Wise. I don't know
why he's so picky. He said, he don't want to
be tied down to just one girl, So I set
him up with Becky Dankworth. Not one body part matches
the other on that girl. She's got a d cup
on one side, acup on the other one, air like
Dumbo on the other, ear like a little bat, one
big guy, like an octopus at one tiny beat, he
had like a shrew, left chick of a dunk, a nunk,
right cheek, no ass at all. I told him if
he just focused on one body part at a time,
(14:22):
it'd be like dating ten or twelve gals. But he
can't count that high, so it was kind of lost
on him. Even with this celebrity route. My cousin's best
friend's fourth cousins uncle's niece twice removed on my mother's
side as best friends with a friend of a girl
that knows a guy who's the tow boy for that girl.
Basketball player that thinks a good bit of herself. Angel Reese. Yeah,
she's got everything, celebrity stamina for you know what, and
a steady job that pays three bucks more an hour
(14:43):
the minimum wage. Well, I was shocked he turned her
down flat. Seems out little will Smith mustache of hers
was a deal breaker. Don't understand that. I don't. He
used to go out with that Italian girl. Dominique passed
the naire core air and Lord she was born with
the five o'clock shadow. She goes to the vet to
get them flee callers for Saint Pinart's. They take her
out to the sheep farm kitch here three times a year.
I ain't even got a sweater made out of her hair,
but I don't wear it. It smells like Marlboro reds
(15:04):
and shame. I guess My last straw is Felicia Kurdweller.
Her daddy owns that chain of funny taxidermy stores, you
know where they can make a deer's butt look like Bigfoot.
She got a bit of the tourettes, but del Mar
likes a girl of the salty mouth and the only hiccup.
And I don't know this to be true, but I
hear tail through the bol rama and Sudds, and does
great find that Miss Felicia is also mister Felicia. You
might be one of them. Hermraphidities but I always thought
(15:25):
del Mar might be a switch hitter. So let's just
see what happens, all right. I gotta go, Carleen. I
gotta meet up with that gorgeous slab of man jerky
Barley Clinger. I asked him to take me shopping at
the Naughty Underwear Store, and I'm just hoping he'll take
the hint by shook double d.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
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Speaker 10 (15:48):
Here when I'm on this side of the pond, I
get my daily dose of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right
here on the big Show. You know, I hate to
break it to you, boys, but where I come from,
you're old Yankees.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Who really thought it was Buddy.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Good Morning Baby shows on Alreadio and genuine. I learned
all kinds of languages this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
In the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy's aunt was named Auntie
im and we breathe air. Now put them together, im air.
In Redneck, that means a particular group of something, im.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Air some good looking women. Hey, redneck is easy.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
And that's just one of the ways you can learn
to speak Redneck with a new fake your way through
a foreign language series on audio cassette called one eight
hundred I'm a fake. That's one eight hundred I'm a fake,
And say what send.
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Me emmere tapes? You some beach. You have more than
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Speaker 3 (17:48):
Welcome to Big Show Language Lab, a guide to more
effective conversation. Today's episode Things men Say. Many problems in
romantic and marital relationship start because what we hear isn't
really what they mean. Today a look at twelve common
phrases that men use with their wife or girlfriend, what
women think they mean, and what they actually mean. Number one,
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When men.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Say, hey, can I help you make dinner? You think
it means you know I feel guilty because I don't
do nearly enough to help out around here, But it
really means why is dinner not already on the table.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
When men say, hey, I brought you a surprise.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
You think it means.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
These roses are a spontaneous symbol of my undying life,
but it really means I stopped at food Jeni to
get beer and the girl in the flower department was
really hot.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
When men say you look great, honey, you think it
means you look great, honey, but it really means, yeah, yeah,
can we just go already?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Number four.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
When men say, you know, I really like your friend Julie,
You think it means I find most of your friends
pretty annoying, but Julie's not like that. But it really
means Julie is definitely your hottest friend. Number five. When
men say I miss you, you think it means I
miss you, but it really means we're out of toilet
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paper and I can't find the pizza cutter. When are
you coming back?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Number six. When men say whatever you want to do,
you think it means I'll.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Let you make the decision, but it really means I
couldn't possibly care less about the decision at hand, and
we both know we're going to do what you want
to do anyway, So could you please just tell me
what that is?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Number seven When men say.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I was kidding, you think it means oops, you took
that in the worst possible way. How can I get
out of this? But it really means oops, I accidentally
said what I really think? How can I get.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Out of this?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Number eight When men say.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Let's take your car, You think it means I don't
really want to go, so I'm going to make you
drive me there, But it really means I don't really
want to go and my car is completely out of gas.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Number nine When men say.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Why are you making such a big deal about this?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You think it means why.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Do you have to make everything so overly dramatic? But
it really means how in the world did you find
out about this?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Number ten when men say.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
You're right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
You think it means I have.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
No defense for my actions. I admit my guilt and
throw myself on the mercy.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Of the court.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
But it really means.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Can you please stop talking? It's almost time for SportsCenter.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Number eleven When men say, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
That sounds great, you think it means to tell you
the truth. I wasn't really listening, but sure, how bad
could it be?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
But it really means.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That is literally the most painful idea I've ever heard.
But I might want to see you naked again at
some point in the future.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
And finally, number twelve, when men say I love you,
you think it means.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I know I don't say it often. I know I'm
hard to get along with it sometimes, but in my own
clumsy way, I really do love you. But it really
means this is the point where I want to see
you naked.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And that concludes this edition of Big Show Language Lamb,
brought to you by Hard Graves, Potted Meat Products, Chalk
Full of Peckers and Lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I love all right, man, we'll come from ground this morning.
I know if you've missed any of it, you can
catch up on the John Bobilly Late Risers podcast. It'll
be up an hour or so after we in the
broadcast this morning. Right now, let's play some wordy word
one eight hundred Big Show you toe free line. Come on,
we'll do it coming up next. Good Morning's Big Showing
(22:23):
the Radio for you some Monday shout out, Pressing's corner
barn grill, carlic cooks hang out there. Of course, gotta
have that grilling sauce on the wings and the new
special John Bye Billa grilling sauce toast otle. They're gonna
be in the Beaufort Food and Wine Festival here. Check
on what that's happening. Man a, Then y'all ready to
(22:47):
play a little wordy word, let's do it.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
I had to everybody's head.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
I bout my bed.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Okay, no word anywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Let meet a contestant, bet in the window. I go
from a wire shows South Carolina. That's where. Good morning, Michael,
good buddy, And we got Kinsley from Thomaston, Georgia. Good morning, Kensley,
good morning, good morning. All right, well mine, let's go
(23:21):
boys against the girls.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
All right, let's take it, all right?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, uh, let me see the category words dealing with cooking.
All right, words dealing with cooking, y'all. Oh, Kensley, you relax,
me and Michael will go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Michael, are you ready? As long as you
don't say yeah, I gay promise that I better make
(23:52):
a boy to listen back. And I'm trying to help
myself not do that. Yeah, well, let's see what we
can do. I'm gonna put the words in your head.
You just holler mount and then quit listening to me
for like a half a second. All right, okay, here
we go. Okay, start the clock. Now, you eat these
(24:16):
chocolate chip watt bacon chocolate. Yeah, uh huh, get something
out of the freezer it is yeah, okay, don't forget
to eat your uh huh. Okay. This is blank potatoes,
not whole blank yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
This is when you don't eat meat. It sounds like
you star trek. Oh no, another word, a little short word? Yeah,
uhh ice blank?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Oh my bad, my bad?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
What we do that time? About a five on the board.
Good work, Michael. Let's see what Taylor and Kingsley can
do for their first round. Kensley, you had issuading I reckon.
Let's say start the clock.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Now, all right, Oh, dairy queen serves ice? What yep?
This is usually Parsley is called this when it's on
your dish. It's just you don't eat it. It's just
uh garn yep, you olive blank, you cook with it
all of yep. You turn these vegetables into pickles. This
(25:29):
is when you this vegetable was grown without any pesticides,
and they're very expensive in the store. They're what.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Of course, Okay, I think I got a four here
on the board. The four on the board, that's what
it got for. Okay, good, because I was gonna ask,
did I say yeah, uh huh in round one when
I was giving a migrant Yeah, okay, good, all right,
I'm working on myself psychologically. Thanks still came out of
(26:01):
your mouth.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
So what we got here is a five to four
score going in around two. All right, Michael, are you ready? Okay,
start the clock. Now. This is a new kind of
stuff where they say you're growing it, you know, and yes,
uh huh iced blank down south or Bruce somewhat, Lipton's ice, yes,
(26:28):
uh huh. Chickens lay uh huh uh. And this is
where you carver a jack o' lantern out of a
uh huh you do the opposite of a lemon is
the green one, uh huh? A fork and a yes,
what I'm talking about six on the.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Board in this put in a what yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, you're right, I guess. Don't distract me from it.
Was six eleven total for my goals. So Tater and Kinsley, okay,
if you put a seven on the board and then
it has been done a few times by our girl,
here what you will tie? Ready? Kinsley?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I reckon? I know, go all right? This is what
salads are made out of iceberg? Uh huh? You have
a chopping blank, a cutting blank. You the last middle
of the day is what dinner? You do this to eggs?
(27:40):
You whip them with this tool? Yes?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
You?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Do you do this to to onions? You blank them
up a pork blank, chop them. This is what bees make. Yes,
you do this to cheese on one of these little cheese.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
At the buzzer. You sure a seven on the board
when you had to.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
In birls my.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It is tied up.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
We try to.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
See if we gets the winner in fifteen seconds. We're
the right ones, app Tatler, So all right a fifteen
second overtime to see what we can do. All right, Michael,
you readybody? Okay, let me say wait a minute, we're
changing categories. We have words dealing with sports, professional or backyard.
(28:40):
We ran out of cooking words. Nice, sports professional or
backyard Okay, okay, me and Michael for fifteen seconds, starting
the clock. Now hit the ball with a tennis racket.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
When the Olympics get a gold what's the blank to
the ball game? What's the final? The final?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
What four?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yes, it's a blank beater? Okay, no, but a three
on the board.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Goodwome for fifteen seconds?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
All right, did Kinsley and taker three will force double overtime?
A quick four will win it? Ready Kinsley?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yes, sir, okay, and go in basketball, it's a blank beater.
It goes in right when this goes off, makes that.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Noise danger buzzer.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
The skating blank. You go to the skating blank.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh you got two, Michael three? He wins and over
time I think that category change. Why I heard kinsling
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
On the old blank the first time playing wardy words.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well that's well Kinsley down in Thomaston, you can try again.
That was that was good game you played. Baby. Appreciate you,
appreciate you? Okay, and Michael, look at you. Don't wear
shows like it was meant to be. He wanted to
be o prize back. Buddy, Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
No?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Okay, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I want to give a shout out to Kinsley for
a very good game.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Thank you, sEH. Big Show listeners, yoe are the best.
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Just
take out bit request time. Jake Michaels, Greenville, South Carolina,
Jay Say's long time listener, Here my bit request? What
(30:46):
talking about Buddy odorant? He was twenty years ahead of
the times because now that's the exact product. I see
it advertise all the time. I know we were just
talking about that. Oh man, if you could play that,
it'd be awesome. All right, Jake, thanks for noticing twenty
years ahead of the times right here on The Big
(31:06):
Show is coming up next. Good Morning, Big Shows on
(31:35):
the radio. Jake Michaels out of Greenville, South Carolina, very
first affiliate the John Boy and Billy Radio network back
in nineteen ninety three, Jacob members of g had to
hoard him talking about the subject that he sees advertised
on TV all the time. When this happened to wooh,
he was ahead of his time to what Jake talking
(31:57):
about with us call the hoard.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Man, Hello man, this heart, oh my life on the
fider bed.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
No man, y'ab o't Billy here wait, sayre.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Are you big on hery? No driving, knuckle dragon, nose picking, fort.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Munger and perve, not much, buddy. What's shaking in the
train of park? How's deborn his new girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Oh you mean old Betty? Betty hot and sweaty like
old doll said in slang blade. They still boat up
and going at it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What you think she might be the one?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Could be she's about dumbing that. I think she come
in doors the big old back of grocery, says she's
gonna make us dinner. Whooped up a big mess of
some new deal she found at the store called liver
mush helper.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, how was that?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
No, tell you? And when she says empty out of grocery,
she says, Deborah, Honey, I got you some dick razors
and the new tick of that butt de uderant never says,
but the utterant she says, Yeah, I know she's getting lots.
I brung you a new one, I said. Now, Betty,
I've been wh for almost twenty years. I can tell
you for sure. He don't use nothing called butt. The
(33:04):
uder she says, yay, Dad, I've seen it in the
medicine cabinet. She pulls out this stick of old spice solid.
Debart says, well, that's my brand, honey, But I believe this.
Here's just plain old deodorant. She says. Now, look right
here on the label says to use push up.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Bottom bless her heart.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, if dumb was gasolene, you wouldn't want to smoke
HERU her.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
What's Devert's Daddy Reid doing. He's still crashing at your place.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Yeah, but he's back chasing the girls already. The other
night he didn't come home from work, I says, Debt,
where Reed is? He says, oh, you know, Daddy, he's
probably had on the pry or somewhere. So it kept
getting later and later we still hadn't heard from him. Finally,
when the late news went off, letterman come on and says, Debort,
something's wrong. Old Reed might be out there wrapped around
the tree summers. I think we aren't to go hunt
(33:56):
for him, so we hop in the truck and head out.
Bout fifteen to ten minutes later, he's coming down State
Road twenty three, out there near the Waiste Treatment Plan.
There's this truck sitting on the shoulder, and Devor says, look,
that's damn truck, I said, are you sure? He says, yeah,
h little sticker with the picture of Calvin Pin.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
On the floor.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
So we pulled over, and when the headlights hit the truck,
we see there's two people sitting in there. Dever says, oh,
look like he got in one tree. So we get
out and walk over as reading this real cute little
old gal just sitting there in the truck. Deverartt leads
in the driver's side wind. He says, hey, daddy, we's
wondering where you were and read this. Y'all ain't got
to worry about me. I'm a big boy. And by
(34:36):
the way, this here is Glinda, so we all had her.
How it is now? A never says reed, if you
don't mind me asking a personal question, just how old
is this gal, Glinda? He says, wow, in about ten minutes,
she'll be eighteen.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Alright, just an incurable romana gainny.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, but the doctor give him this new kind of savvage.
Never mind, not gonna run here, men, the casting Ova
brothers affecting and go to work. You wait, probably well,
well you tell him, I said, he don't know what
you mean. You can show up.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. You like this
for you? John Moorebilly Album, Eastern Service and the keywords
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We will go come on. Yeah, that's it. That's it.
That's it. John Blatch Morning, Hey.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
System, and Robbertie Ravel food and Hello Jacky.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Anyway, ring to you all.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
Hope you had a blessed Easter Sunday and a wonderful
Easter weekend. And I hope you got at least one
day off of work from somebody Friday like the Heathens. Dude,
you know, if it was Easter Monday like the regular
maths whatever, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
You don't want to get into a great theological debate.
Kevins mining always since Google is on my tablet, left
the Kate Jagors holiday off. But christ Rise for the grave.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
We got to work with that.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
What's Dennis smell?
Speaker 4 (36:39):
I'm sorry right there you go.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
It's first all about Sunday morning.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
I woke up.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
I didn't had not realized that it was daylight Saving
time changeover on Saturday night, so I didn't set my
car and I woke up an hour early Sunday morning.
I was running an hour ahead of time, and I
walked out my front door and didn't see nobody's stying
around in the neighborhood, even that old Yankee fellow down
the street that cuts the grass.
Speaker 11 (37:00):
On Sunday morning, all.
Speaker 12 (37:03):
The way from my house to the church, not sold in,
not a car on the street. And I started thinking
that was that was strange. I got that to the church,
wasn't a single car in the parking lot. I started
to get scatted. I walked in the church building. It
was completely empty.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
And I started thinking myself, oh no, what if the
rapture took place overnight?
Speaker 8 (37:21):
And I got looking at.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
The church and just crying off.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
And through my tears what.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
She cried again?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I looked over at the Methodist church and wasn't no
cars in their parking lot either.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
I said, where, No, that can't bet.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I had a.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
Denominational human we found it up by the town Sunday morning.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Really didn't get started that that was not a single.
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Empty seat in the whole church sanctuary And even on
backsliding Cuckoo Johnson brought and you know, they was coming
out and.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
I shook her hand.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
I said, mindim is the.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Giants like to see again?
Speaker 6 (38:00):
He had a piece of money and cuckoo, how are you, buddy,
I ain't seen you a long time. Let me ask
you something, Cuckoo, don't you want to be in the
army of the Lord? And he said a preacher, I'm
already in the army of the Lord. I said, well,
how come we don't see you saping Christmas in easter?
He said, because I'm in the secret Service.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
I decided not to smack.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Him with a rod of I'll be afraidful have been there.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
I could have kid him with a job on a ass.
Speaker 8 (38:30):
Let's keep it going for you.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
It's good to be here, you know, being a hoyt Dever,
we might be taking some time off together, so I
hope you all find some boys to feel here. We're
talking about going fishing. Never said he wanted to go
fishing in a foreign country, So I think we'll go
go to New Mexica. Then you go to school, stupid,
I sure did. I came out that way too. I
(38:56):
think you know I myself, babe. I started out with nothing.
I still got most of it.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Let me tell you what I gotta do it.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
What's the difference between the dog barking on the back
porch and a woman hollering on the front porch. If
you let both of bed, the dog will shut up.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Right round.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Let me tell you another boy and so man, this
woman was celebrating their fiftieth wed data verse. I was
after eight sitting there at dead or celebrate fifty years married.
Oh boy, he just started crying all he started balling
his eyes out. Said what's wrong, honey? He said, I
was just thinking. Remember it was back there about fifty
(39:42):
years ago. It was court was a making out on
you on your front porch. Wag and your daddy come
out and sit you in the house. Well, and you
didn't know this, but he put a gun to my head.
He said, boy, I was judging this town. I could
kill you and get right away with it. I could
throw you in jail, he said. To what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna give you choices. He said, Either
(40:02):
I shoot you dead or I'll lock you up for
fifty years. Are you buried by dollar?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
She said, Well, why are you cry now about it?
Speaker 5 (40:13):
He said, I just think it. I'd be getting out today. Well,
y'all have a good day's men.
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