June 2, 2025 • 43 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Steve Rizzo guest stars in a Playhouse entitled; “The New Stooges”.. - Dumb Crook News is headed back to the deep south for a rundown on the legendary Florida Man.. - Marci has a fight with her bra - and Oliver takes an in depth look at it.. - Rev. Billy Ray lays down the rules for classrooms.. - and Cadbury gets kicked off his flight…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good Monday morning, June the second big shows on the radio.
Got some kids, people you know, graduating from different forms
of the schools, and I don't know what tme. Got
A got a nice card in the mail man. This
means so much here. It's I'm a Bryce McKenzie. Now
(00:44):
I said, I'm looking addressed in like graduation rooms there
in twenty twenty five, the class of the University of Tennessee,
and Bryce says, Dear John Boy and Billy and crew,
thank you for all the laughs throughout the years. I
grew up listening to you with my dad, and I'm
so glad for that. You never failed to make me
laugh during hard times. I listen to your show every
(01:06):
morning from the cater Tennessee. I'm too far from you, guys,
and I have tried to get on the show, but
haven't been successful.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Next time.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You are good people. Thanks for making college even better.
Keep it up, Sincerely, Bryce McKenzie. Ain't that something.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Something he sent?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
His picture was kind of like his announcement thing. And
he's got at the honor sashes and chords.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What game you want him to play, but I don't
want to play against him.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Whatever he did, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, gratulations on your success at the anniversary of Tennessee. Yeah,
we'll make sure that happens.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Bryce. They will play Beating the Blonde with him. I'm
bringing in.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I love it that he was raised on it and
listened to us through God.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This cool stuff. Cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Congratulations to all our grands out there, and raise on
the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Love you man it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio
coming up. We're gonna play Beating the Blonde talking about
Yeah that we won't mess with.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Him this morning. We're playing for it.
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And don't be full just because you only mode a line.
It will mow your whole giant you know, all your property.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It don't begin.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, I got budgets, I got a budget gass, I
get it of his name?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Where are we?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, this date in history that we were getting to
where it was nineteen ninety two, I remember we covered this.
A new survey found the average braceize had gone from
thirty four B to thirty six C in the past decade. Yes, Amen,
was tind of guns up that Big Show too.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Don't cook them on.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Having big hooters East no funds. She fought the brawl
and the barrala. She fought the brawl and.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
The barral was whatever who we're saying about, and Mercy
has got some big guns.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
She fought the brawl and the barra was. She fought
the bral and the BARRALA.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
If she don't word, she feels so bad.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
It's black eyes.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
When she roll she trips on a man and thinks
her man.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
She buffed the brawl and the burrow was. She buffed
the brawl and the barrow was.
Speaker 10 (04:28):
All right, jober Jackson, those glass bunnies.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Way, she bought the brawl and the barraw one. She
bought the brawl and the barrow one so big that
in Knock out the Sun. She fucked the brawl and
the barral one. She fought the brawl and the throw.
(05:14):
When I see him, that makes him glad, glad.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
She's not at.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
With that supporting looked so sad.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
She fought the draw and the barral one. She fought
the brawl and the throw.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Was.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I was fun. Why you tell her?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hits you up in your chair. Let's play Beat the
Blonde for the world lawn Moor's prize back one ain't
hundred biggs show you told free Line. We're going to
contestant play next good Monday morning, first Monday in June,
(06:24):
celebrating with a big show on the radio. Our future
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Speaker 2 (06:46):
We make that happen to.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Let's meet our contestant, William from Newton Grove, North Carolina.
Good morning, William, good morning's amore the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Welcome?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
All right, many we'll last tatters and questions. You agree
or disagree, get two bells for two buzzers, and you
win a big Old World Lawnmowers Prize pact. I like
it yet, jump out, jump in here, the tayter. The
people tend to laugh more in the first hour after
waking up, or the last hour before going to sleep.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Now, if you do laugh during the last hour, you
should definitely avoid pointing while you're doing that.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You sound like this is coming from experience.
Speaker 11 (07:31):
Oh no, I guess they have a friend and they
told me. Now we're working more radio.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The first hour is very important, right, first hours when
they laugh.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You laugh more in the first hour after you wake up, William,
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I think that I will agree with that? Is that right?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, not everybody they show listeners wake up laughing like
y'all do.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Lucky.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, the last hour before going to sleep. Okay, that's
why our job is very hard. Drunk, Remember that's alright,
say we'll get you a bill here, William Taylor. We've
covered this on the show before, showed no excuses. What
is the most common street name in America?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Street?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That is street name, street Street, making.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Us think st.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Main Street, Main Street the main.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Most common street name in America? William agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm going to agree.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Sounds like you're not really sure about that, William.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, if you did so, you didn't think Taylor would
actually retain that, did you. That's Second Street, Second Street,
It takes the top spot, Yeah, followed by third and
then First. By the way, Main Street is number seven.
(09:14):
All right, so all y'all remember this. You might be
tested on it again.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
William. Good for you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We're gonna get you a cool consolation prize in Newton Grove.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
All right, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Just not at your house, all right, saying laugh, very important.
First hour you a hang on there, boy? Why didn't
jump out? Catch you up on your knees? The Pride
with Gusta Georgia James Brown.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
We're doing god Father Soul on the other side.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, god
the Godfather and Soul. James Brown told you we're gonna
talk about Jane. He records on his hits. Papa got
a brand new bag. Arthur Smith Studios in Charlotte, North Carolina,
not bar from Worth waiting broadcast and.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Then Wow game friends. So but this is a funny man.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
In nineteen eighty eight, his wife Adrian claimed diplomatic immunity
in traffic court because she was the wife of the
official ambassador of soul, James Brown.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Anything gotta try, don't you know who?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Community? Oh well, you don't want to be surprised, James,
hold her that.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, yeah, marry me and you get doblematic.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
I get you had the traffic tickets.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Then you don't it, James, you're riding.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
James feedback to apologize in a minute. But first maybe
she needs to be sentenced to her husband's driving school.
Speaker 12 (11:39):
Tired of being intimidated and rush hour of traffic in
role Now in the James Brown School of Defensive Driving,
the godfather of the Blacktop teaches you the techniques that
allowed him to avoid costing traffic tickets for as long
as two hours at a time.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Learn how to recover from dejuous kids, avoid road.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
Can't continue down the road even after all four tires
have been blown out by bullice shotguns.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Tended to James Brown. That's good. We have to chop
fast anyway, road Hog number one.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
We'll turn you from an easy radar target into a
fast moving ground rocket that nobody can stop. The James
Brown School of Defensive Driving for information called toll Free
one eight hundred.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
Get down, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Win here we go.
Speaker 14 (13:01):
It's time for the drumpy old man juggle dea buggleedy
d d D. I'm old and.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
I hate women.
Speaker 14 (13:12):
Oh, in my day, we didn't have to deal with
any bathroom hogging, non stop nagging PMS and pissing, moaning,
life shortening misery magnets called women. Oh sure they were around,
But in the good old days we knew how to
deal with him. We kept him out back in cages
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like hamsters, and only took him out for cooking and
cleaning and breeding and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse.
And when you got tired of the one you had,
you hitched her up to the wagon and had to
pull you into town on a Saturday night to the swamp.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
Speaker 14 (13:51):
And if you wanted to go hunting a fishing down
to the local beer joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
You told, And if you didn't come home that night, that.
Speaker 14 (14:03):
Was your business. You just made sure to put some
papers down in case she had an accident.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Oh had we like it? We loved it.
Speaker 14 (14:14):
And of course she never thank you because she was
a woman and they're known for being ungrateful. She was
ungrateful that you spent all that time building a coop
for her to sleep in so she could get out
of the rain and stay warm in the winter. She
was ungrateful when you went and spent your heart earned
money on a brand new harness so she could be
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comfortable when she.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Was pulling the plow.
Speaker 14 (14:38):
She was ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen
cleaver so she didn't have to bite the heads off.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
The chickens anymore. But did she ever say thank you?
Speaker 14 (14:49):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got youa dingle dangly do look at me,
I'm wasting my life on an upper farm haffer with
feathers and the teeth.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Hell anwya.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
Then one day a bunch of candy ass closet cases
got together and said, hey, maybe we are to treat
women better better how so they started letting.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Them bathe and wear clothes.
Speaker 14 (15:24):
Before you know what, everybody was doing it. All that
kind of jetler crap went to their heads. Soon they
were sleeping indoors and learning to use the bathroom and
going to the doctor when they got sick. From there,
things went downhill faster than Sonny Bono. A fella from town,
(15:46):
Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and chain to the
library one time. Well, she found out about books.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
And learned to read.
Speaker 14 (15:56):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthi mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, And then they went and demanded to be
paid for working, paid for working. It's the end of civilization,
(16:17):
we thought, but at least it wouldn't get me worse.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
And we was wrong.
Speaker 14 (16:24):
Pretty soon they invented women's lib All of a sudden,
all the ugly girls were making a big broad bonfire,
unleashing their droopy bloss muffins on the world. Then they
started demanding to be paid what a man would make
for the same job, which was a crime, because everyone
knows that women were in theory of the man.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
But now you couldn't say it.
Speaker 14 (16:46):
Because it was politically incorrect, and we might make him mad,
and they'd abandon the porn industry and destroy the Internet.
Great googly, And here we are today, looking back at
what a wonderful world this could have been, if only
(17:06):
we've been smart enough to keep them in their places,
head out of our faces, flippery, floppery flu Look at me,
I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who threw away paradise
on Earth. So Oprah could tell me what a rotten
s oben.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Good morning, A big show's on the radio.
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they wonder?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
When last we left you have a now thirty minutes
ago they told you. Nineteen eighty eight, singer James Brown's
wife Adrian played diplomatic immunity in traffic court because she
was the wife of the official ambassador of Soul.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
What the world was an official in front of the
ambassador of sol coorse chef. Of course, well.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That didn't work, so then yeah, time to bring out
the big gun. The doors open and ladies and gentlemen,
mister James Brown.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
Does want to tell God they got to view that
easy echoes. That's all Moneys, the badges and living in.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
The good morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Hang on for Oliver. He's gotten some of the best
material we have on braziers.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Just look at him. Tell you what you can win
if you play wordy word with us.
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Click on the batter at the Big Show dot com.
With law Tigers you never ride alone. Hang on, play
for nine minutes and it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 15 (19:56):
Well, well, well, isn't the female form wonderful? Each one
like a snowflake, unique, special, extraordinary, and some a little
thicker than the others. It's so spectacular, in fact, that
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even other women sometimes prefer it. Oh and one of
the features that makes this natural wonder really stand out.
No pun intended is their bust line. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 14 (20:36):
But while it's all well and good for us common
spectators to soak up all that curvacious splendor, there comes
a point when the selfish among us must consider what
some of these ladies sacrifice in the name of beauty.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 14 (20:55):
While I think most men easily pleased when it comes
to decolate, it has come to my attention that there
is an unseemly subculture of what I call boob snobs.
They are very, very particular about their tastes and preferences,
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and those preferences run to the extreme. To illustrate, let's
use the common brazier. The number, it seems, doesn't really
matter as much as the letter, or should I say
letters in their twisted minds, if one DA is good,
wouldn't four or five or six be even better? Why
(21:37):
the very idea, that's a whole new level of discrimination.
The shocking fact is men can be greedy. They always
want more. The bigger the better, But when is enough enough?
I mean, it's great if you're nursing a litter of camels,
(21:58):
but what about the rest of the time.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Now.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
If you're one of those females blessed with a magnificent balcony,
you know all too well the difficulties of which I speak.
If you work in an office setting, chances are you're
the one that the boss always sends to the mailroom
to pick up packages, and for a busty gal, carrying
an armload of boxes can be like a game of
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human mobile Jenga. Instead of stepping up to help the
double d damsel in distress, her male co workers are
taking bets on how many boxes will actually make it
to her desk.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Shameful.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
I've often wondered how a well endowed female is ever
able to eat a meal. If she sets too close
to the table, she isn't able to see what's on
her plate. If you can't see it, how are you
going to get it on the fork, And if by chance,
you do get it on the fork, it then has
to make that long, lugubrious journey up and over those
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alabaster mounds to her mouth. Let's face it, folks, most
of that food isn't going to wind up in her mouth.
It's gonna be on if not in her blouse, and
then later in the day, when she bends down to
pick up a drop pencil, an entire office sees a
meat ball sub fall out.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Of her shirt.
Speaker 14 (23:24):
How demoralizing. Generously proportioned, uh busty substances can be dangerously
unwieldy unless restrained. It's a matter of safety, not just
for her, but for those who might wander into striking
distance should they break free during an emergency. So for
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the good of all involved, you have to go bra shopping.
Now that all sounds well and good, but try finding
a proper fitting female undergarment that offers tasteful styling as
well as an adequately safety rated pounds per square. It's
a near impossibility. Regular merchants are in the habit of
carrying what they call novelty items, so you're forced to
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shop in places like the joke section of Spencer Gifts.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
But one of those shops off a.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Highway that cater too shall we say, hookers. And even then,
nothing breaks her spirit like hearing the salesperson gasp when
she tells them her brass eyes. And once she's lucky
enough to find one that does fit, putting it on
is something akin to being in a rodeo where you're both.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
The cowboy and the bull.
Speaker 14 (24:44):
It's hard to stay in shape when you're burdened with shapeliness.
The busty gal is already on a weightlifting regiment. It's
called getting out of bed in the morning. Cardio, on
the other hand, is virtually out of the question when
appropriately strapped down. An enthusiastic job or jumping jack can
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result in anything from black eyes to whiplash to the
occasional loss tooth. Sometimes it even happens to her. The
last thing you ever want to do is ask the
cravacious Lass why she doesn't just.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Have them, you know, taken in a little. Would you ask.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
Betton Middler or Share why they don't get a damn
nose job. Would you ask a Kardashian why they don't
just go to Earl Shibe.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
And get that bumper fixed?
Speaker 14 (25:37):
Would you ask Rosie O'Donnell why she doesn't just become
a man already and get it over with. Of course not,
because they are as God intended, beautiful and perfect. There's
really only one last question that I really need to ask.
Who's going to tell.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Marcy her shoes don't match again?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
I'm just a message. Don't kill the message.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That way, you'll get a lot to think about. But
not right now.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's a play wordy word one eight hundred, big show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contexts
and it's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Team up and play next. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
That's a big showing the radio running through your Monday
feature track with a big show mid box.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You say, right about thirty minutes, get very getting bummed off.
You're not to that. That be fun. Right now, let's.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Fly with everybody's head about the.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Bad again, A wordy where that worthy word.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Anita from good View, Virginia.
Good morning, Anita, good morning, heybody. And we got Jim
from Greenville, Tennessee. Good morning, Jim morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
All right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Welcome Jim. There's Anita Virginia. Nita's Jim Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
All right, Jim neighboring six.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Pardy word All right, y'all. So John Boyn, Anita, Tater,
and Jim. Let's see what me and Anita can do. Oh,
a mixed bag of words, by the way, just random
words we're dealing with this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Okay, all right, Anita, let's see what we can do, Jackie,
get you right there, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Starting to clock now, put another blank on the fire. Yeah,
rhymes with it. A low cloud is right, rhymes with it? Yeah,
what low cloud on the ground? What is it? R
(28:08):
rhymes with Remember that you have a blank horn? It
rhymes with log A low cloud is.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, it hits you do. What do we
do if we can't all the logs? We got a thirty? Well,
there's a two two on the board. All right, Tater
and Jim, are you ready? Gym and go?
Speaker 11 (28:42):
The opposite of small is loge.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That's true. The blank show, John boy't believe blank show?
Well big yes rhymes with it oink oink big All right?
This is you might blink dance or you might blut. No,
you blink a keg when you cork it, you blink
yes and rhymes with it. You take this in the afternoon,
(29:08):
just a short sleep map uh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Rhymes with it, right, it is.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
But y'all put a four on the board to take
the lead by two. So it's four to two, Anita,
not out of touch force. Let's see what we can
do here for this thirty Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Okay, start the clock now on my head. I wear
a ball.
Speaker 9 (29:34):
Hat.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yes, what road are we on? Read THEE.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Unfolded and look at thee old Timmy, Yeah, rhymes with it.
Give me a blank dance if you're a stripper, yeah,
uh huh rhymes with it. This oozes from a tree
syrup Mack, Yes, okay, if you don't lose you.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yes, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
There you know, got on our street. Damn five on
the two seven right now. But Jim and Tator, all
you need is three to tie and four will win.
All right, Jim, you that body.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
I have a cold and this is one of the symptoms. Yes,
uh not not long distance. I want to make a
blank call. Remember those days?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Nope, nope, nope, sorry, No.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
It's uh, you're not it's not nationwide, it's right here
in town. It's yeah, no, no, you're you're you're like
the people live right here and they don't live far away.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Man, if you got a clue, if you're not from here,
you are a But that's still if you're not from here.
If you're not from here, if you are from here,
if you well, if you're not from oh yeah, he
got it, got it. I'm glad we didn't need that
ana because we won this game seven to five.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
What Jimmy repaired the wrong person?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
By the way, many local. The word was local. Oh
where do the blanks go?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I was opposite to Hey, well Jim.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Out, no one too?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Okay let me Yeah, let's get Elsie. There you go, Jim.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
We appreciate you, buddy. You try again too, Okay, I
appreciate it all right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Anina are being good?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Few Virginia winning wordy word gratulations man prospect.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, I got fun. Owners didn't?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Yes it did.
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Good morning, got the base show on the radio. Bit
request time Dennis W. Wilson out of Beulah, Alabama. It
says love me some Reverend Better Ray. Can we visit
the front edge road today?
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Yes we can.
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Then's look at you living in Beulah, Land. We want
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Speaker 6 (33:00):
Good morning there, John Moore and Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends are there in radio land.
There is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent phil Gospel, Penny Coostal Assembly just off
Steed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. A friends,
a boy headed the church brung me a story he
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printed out off the computer about a college teacher that
don't put up with no mess when he's teaching. Of course,
Doctor Leon Gardner is a chemistry professor at the College
of Coastal Georgia. The other day he give out a
list of six major shenanigans that's against the law in
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his classroom. Here they are number one talking in class,
number two coming in late, number three, not being prepared,
number four talking on your cell phone, number five, shopping
in your pencil, and my favorite, number six, saying bless
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you when somebody sneezes. Bless it for that Well, the
doc says, quote, we are taught it's polite to say
bless you, but if you say this while I am talking,
it is not polite. It is very rude. I don't
know how much sneezing goes on it to school. Have
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you dealt with a college kid lately. One thing they
won't waste a lot of your time on is being
excessively polite. The doctor says, breaking one of his commandments
cannot up to fifteen percent off your final grade. Says
here quote especially egregious behavior could result in expulsion from
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class and disciplinary action by the college. Wow, all that
for saying bless you? Excuse me for saying so, But
is it possible this boy thinks he's too good to
be interrupted even for two seconds, like throwing in or
bless you after a sneeze is going to cause one
(35:12):
of his perfect little pearls, a secular humanistic wisdom, to
be lost forever. Well, he don't think too much of hisself. Now.
I don't know the man, but I doubt he's Stephen Hawkins,
the crippled Nobel Prize genius, laying down a new feces
on relativity as the MIT. I mean, he's teaching chemistry
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at the College of Coastal Georgia. Oh and in case
the doc or anybody else is worried about all that
church and state jazz, saying bless you after a sneeze.
Ain't some left handed way to sneak God back in
the classroom. We give up on that a long time ago.
It's just common courtesy at this point. Oh and it
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ain't some political deal that a party people come up
with after Obama got elected. Bless you has been around
since the Middle Ages, you know, back when chemistry teachers
were still saying people got the runs because they had
a troll living in their filma. In other words, like
the Facebook card says, honey, it ain't all about you. Friends.
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Sword of you know what, and by y'all, I just
called a pos. Our mind's made up, but our door
is wide open. Here at the Sword of Joshua, Independent
full of gospel, Penny Coastal Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three from road. This is the Reverend Billy Ray
Collins or mining MS has time to turn. So you
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don't buy John Boy and Billy Yo, keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Oh we got your money's darn and leave on you
own mis city oven Hretyja. Lady Rossers podcast meets a
dragman of Medbox keyword bumped for this episode with Cadbury.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
Ah, here we are, sir, Seats seventeen, A, B and C.
I can't believe we're on our way to England. Thanks
for bringing me along, Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Well, sir, it isn't every day one finds out he's royalty.
When I am crowned the fifth Viscount of Bradfordshire. I
can't imagine anyone I'd rather have present.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Thanks boy, it means a lot to me, and.
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I am curious how you chose your Plus one show over.
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Toddy, I call window seat.
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I went to airport.
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Yes, well in confidence. I'm a trifle uncomfortable with him
meeting the royal family, sir, really what I don't.
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Wait to be Queen?
Speaker 14 (38:57):
I you he chispop maybe high five? I wonder you
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It's a hunch.
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I'm sure he'll be fine.
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Unfortunately, trifle over booked three and those passengers will have
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Oh dear, don't worry, old boy. What are the odds?
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Quite good penguin has to give off?
Speaker 6 (39:26):
Praying?
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Can I have your pencils?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (39:31):
Come on the Imperial mister flinch.
Speaker 14 (39:33):
Go back to booger blanch Yankee sort of going to
hang out with Queen eat fish and chip pooping big
band is bush.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 14 (39:46):
I'll have this excuse me, Stewardess forced to action. So
do you need help with your valisas? There must be
some mistake, you see. I'm on my way to London
to be crowned the a fine out of Branford ship.
Oh that's rich and I'm the scarlet pimper. Now okay, Churchill.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
You to Jethro.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
Oh come on, get to step in, mister solo.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
But but I was going to high fight Queen.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Here we go again.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Look you guys have to diss a bark giddiot butter caps.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Come on, Cadbury, let's say if we find another fly.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
No, sir, we're not going. I have an appointment with
the Queen. Tell do I and I don't want to
be late.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Let's go.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
I'll get you, oh jee mini mate, I'll see her Semesterian.
We've been seated, our bags have been checked. You simply
cannot unseat a passenger.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
On a whim.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Now off with you before things get ugly.
Speaker 14 (40:45):
Okay, Benny Hill, you asked for it. I'm going to
get sky Marshall Bertha. You'll be sorry.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That doesn't sound good. Come on, Cadbury, let's not make
a scene late for that, sir.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
We are standing our ground. Cadbury, I wish you wouldn't
do this. What is that sound?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Oh boy? I think this is sky Marshall Bertha.
Speaker 11 (41:14):
Okay, boys, let's go.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Come on sky Marshall Bertha.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
It's really important we make this fly.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
I said, move it. Don't maybe get rough how.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Dare you met him?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
You are speaking to royalty.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Oh I'm sorry, your majesty, but unless you want me
to crown you, you'll get off this plane over my
dead buddy.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
You just made my day. Hey, you can't do that
to my butler.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
You want some bigfoot No, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Now you have done it. Medham, you have unleashed the beast.
Care to dance?
Speaker 11 (41:52):
Sure, I'll lead Cadbury. No, put me down, Put me down.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
He wore candle brain.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
How you feeling, old boy?
Speaker 3 (42:16):
My physical injuries cannot compare to the pain of being
so close to receiving my royal due only to have
it ripped from my grasp by that bulbous bovine.
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Brunette brute you mean Sky Marshall Bertha. Yes, sir, Well,
at least we're booked in town for lunch. Can I
have your blue stuff?
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Help yourself?
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Sir?
Speaker 3 (42:37):
What do you think you ever became?
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Mister?
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Yaqui soda? Why you my dub thee fo couch?
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Run for sure?
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Speaker 6 (43:28):
Love you mean It
Good Monday morning, June the second big shows on the radio.
Got some kids, people you know, graduating from different forms
of the schools, and I don't know what tme. Got
A got a nice card in the mail man. This
means so much here. It's I'm a Bryce McKenzie. Now
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I said, I'm looking addressed in like graduation rooms there
in twenty twenty five, the class of the University of Tennessee,
and Bryce says, Dear John Boy and Billy and crew,
thank you for all the laughs throughout the years. I
grew up listening to you with my dad, and I'm
so glad for that. You never failed to make me
laugh during hard times. I listen to your show every
(01:06):
morning from the cater Tennessee. I'm too far from you, guys,
and I have tried to get on the show, but
haven't been successful.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Next time.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You are good people. Thanks for making college even better.
Keep it up, Sincerely, Bryce McKenzie. Ain't that something.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Something he sent?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
His picture was kind of like his announcement thing. And
he's got at the honor sashes and chords.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
What game you want him to play, but I don't
want to play against him.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Whatever he did, that's awesome.
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Well, gratulations on your success at the anniversary of Tennessee. Yeah,
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Speaker 2 (01:43):
Bryce. They will play Beating the Blonde with him. I'm
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I love it that he was raised on it and
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This cool stuff. Cool stuff.
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Having big hooters East no funds. She fought the brawl
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The barral was whatever who we're saying about, and Mercy
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If she don't word, she feels so bad.
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When she roll she trips on a man and thinks
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in Knock out the Sun. She fucked the brawl and
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When I see him, that makes him glad, glad.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
She's not at.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
With that supporting looked so sad.
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Was.
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I was fun. Why you tell her?
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Now?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hits you up in your chair. Let's play Beat the
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Let's meet our contestant, William from Newton Grove, North Carolina.
Good morning, William, good morning's amore the morning.
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Welcome?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
All right, many we'll last tatters and questions. You agree
or disagree, get two bells for two buzzers, and you
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it yet, jump out, jump in here, the tayter. The
people tend to laugh more in the first hour after
waking up, or the last hour before going to sleep.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Now, if you do laugh during the last hour, you
should definitely avoid pointing while you're doing that.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You sound like this is coming from experience.
Speaker 11 (07:31):
Oh no, I guess they have a friend and they
told me. Now we're working more radio.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The first hour is very important, right, first hours when
they laugh.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You laugh more in the first hour after you wake up, William,
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I think that I will agree with that? Is that right?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, not everybody they show listeners wake up laughing like
y'all do.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Lucky.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, the last hour before going to sleep. Okay, that's
why our job is very hard. Drunk, Remember that's alright,
say we'll get you a bill here, William Taylor. We've
covered this on the show before, showed no excuses. What
is the most common street name in America?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Street?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That is street name, street Street, making.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Us think st.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Main Street, Main Street the main.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Most common street name in America? William agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm going to agree.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Sounds like you're not really sure about that, William.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, if you did so, you didn't think Taylor would
actually retain that, did you. That's Second Street, Second Street,
It takes the top spot, Yeah, followed by third and
then First. By the way, Main Street is number seven.
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All right, so all y'all remember this. You might be
tested on it again.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
William. Good for you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We're gonna get you a cool consolation prize in Newton Grove.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
All right, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Just not at your house, all right, saying laugh, very important.
First hour you a hang on there, boy? Why didn't
jump out? Catch you up on your knees? The Pride
with Gusta Georgia James Brown.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
We're doing god Father Soul on the other side.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, god
the Godfather and Soul. James Brown told you we're gonna
talk about Jane. He records on his hits. Papa got
a brand new bag. Arthur Smith Studios in Charlotte, North Carolina,
not bar from Worth waiting broadcast and.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Then Wow game friends. So but this is a funny man.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
In nineteen eighty eight, his wife Adrian claimed diplomatic immunity
in traffic court because she was the wife of the
official ambassador of soul, James Brown.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Anything gotta try, don't you know who?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Community? Oh well, you don't want to be surprised, James,
hold her that.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, yeah, marry me and you get doblematic.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
I get you had the traffic tickets.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Then you don't it, James, you're riding.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
James feedback to apologize in a minute. But first maybe
she needs to be sentenced to her husband's driving school.
Speaker 12 (11:39):
Tired of being intimidated and rush hour of traffic in
role Now in the James Brown School of Defensive Driving,
the godfather of the Blacktop teaches you the techniques that
allowed him to avoid costing traffic tickets for as long
as two hours at a time.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Learn how to recover from dejuous kids, avoid road.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
Can't continue down the road even after all four tires
have been blown out by bullice shotguns.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Tended to James Brown. That's good. We have to chop
fast anyway, road Hog number one.
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We'll turn you from an easy radar target into a
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Speaker 13 (12:30):
Get down, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Win here we go.
Speaker 14 (13:01):
It's time for the drumpy old man juggle dea buggleedy
d d D. I'm old and.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
I hate women.
Speaker 14 (13:12):
Oh, in my day, we didn't have to deal with
any bathroom hogging, non stop nagging PMS and pissing, moaning,
life shortening misery magnets called women. Oh sure they were around,
But in the good old days we knew how to
deal with him. We kept him out back in cages
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like hamsters, and only took him out for cooking and
cleaning and breeding and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse.
And when you got tired of the one you had,
you hitched her up to the wagon and had to
pull you into town on a Saturday night to the swamp.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
Speaker 14 (13:51):
And if you wanted to go hunting a fishing down
to the local beer joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
You told, And if you didn't come home that night, that.
Speaker 14 (14:03):
Was your business. You just made sure to put some
papers down in case she had an accident.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Oh had we like it? We loved it.
Speaker 14 (14:14):
And of course she never thank you because she was
a woman and they're known for being ungrateful. She was
ungrateful that you spent all that time building a coop
for her to sleep in so she could get out
of the rain and stay warm in the winter. She
was ungrateful when you went and spent your heart earned
money on a brand new harness so she could be
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comfortable when she.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Was pulling the plow.
Speaker 14 (14:38):
She was ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen
cleaver so she didn't have to bite the heads off.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
The chickens anymore. But did she ever say thank you?
Speaker 14 (14:49):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got youa dingle dangly do look at me,
I'm wasting my life on an upper farm haffer with
feathers and the teeth.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Hell anwya.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
Then one day a bunch of candy ass closet cases
got together and said, hey, maybe we are to treat
women better better how so they started letting.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Them bathe and wear clothes.
Speaker 14 (15:24):
Before you know what, everybody was doing it. All that
kind of jetler crap went to their heads. Soon they
were sleeping indoors and learning to use the bathroom and
going to the doctor when they got sick. From there,
things went downhill faster than Sonny Bono. A fella from town,
(15:46):
Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and chain to the
library one time. Well, she found out about books.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
And learned to read.
Speaker 14 (15:56):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthi mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, And then they went and demanded to be
paid for working, paid for working. It's the end of civilization,
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we thought, but at least it wouldn't get me worse.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
And we was wrong.
Speaker 14 (16:24):
Pretty soon they invented women's lib All of a sudden,
all the ugly girls were making a big broad bonfire,
unleashing their droopy bloss muffins on the world. Then they
started demanding to be paid what a man would make
for the same job, which was a crime, because everyone
knows that women were in theory of the man.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
But now you couldn't say it.
Speaker 14 (16:46):
Because it was politically incorrect, and we might make him mad,
and they'd abandon the porn industry and destroy the Internet.
Great googly, And here we are today, looking back at
what a wonderful world this could have been, if only
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we've been smart enough to keep them in their places,
head out of our faces, flippery, floppery flu Look at me,
I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who threw away paradise
on Earth. So Oprah could tell me what a rotten
s oben.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Good morning, A big show's on the radio.
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Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they wonder?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
When last we left you have a now thirty minutes
ago they told you. Nineteen eighty eight, singer James Brown's
wife Adrian played diplomatic immunity in traffic court because she
was the wife of the official ambassador of Soul.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
What the world was an official in front of the
ambassador of sol coorse chef. Of course, well.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That didn't work, so then yeah, time to bring out
the big gun. The doors open and ladies and gentlemen,
mister James Brown.
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Speaker 15 (19:56):
Well, well, well, isn't the female form wonderful? Each one
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even other women sometimes prefer it. Oh and one of
the features that makes this natural wonder really stand out.
No pun intended is their bust line. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 14 (20:36):
But while it's all well and good for us common
spectators to soak up all that curvacious splendor, there comes
a point when the selfish among us must consider what
some of these ladies sacrifice in the name of beauty.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 14 (20:55):
While I think most men easily pleased when it comes
to decolate, it has come to my attention that there
is an unseemly subculture of what I call boob snobs.
They are very, very particular about their tastes and preferences,
(21:15):
and those preferences run to the extreme. To illustrate, let's
use the common brazier. The number, it seems, doesn't really
matter as much as the letter, or should I say
letters in their twisted minds, if one DA is good,
wouldn't four or five or six be even better? Why
(21:37):
the very idea, that's a whole new level of discrimination.
The shocking fact is men can be greedy. They always
want more. The bigger the better, But when is enough enough?
I mean, it's great if you're nursing a litter of camels,
(21:58):
but what about the rest of the time.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Now.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
If you're one of those females blessed with a magnificent balcony,
you know all too well the difficulties of which I speak.
If you work in an office setting, chances are you're
the one that the boss always sends to the mailroom
to pick up packages, and for a busty gal, carrying
an armload of boxes can be like a game of
(22:24):
human mobile Jenga. Instead of stepping up to help the
double d damsel in distress, her male co workers are
taking bets on how many boxes will actually make it
to her desk.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Shameful.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
I've often wondered how a well endowed female is ever
able to eat a meal. If she sets too close
to the table, she isn't able to see what's on
her plate. If you can't see it, how are you
going to get it on the fork, And if by chance,
you do get it on the fork, it then has
to make that long, lugubrious journey up and over those
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alabaster mounds to her mouth. Let's face it, folks, most
of that food isn't going to wind up in her mouth.
It's gonna be on if not in her blouse, and
then later in the day, when she bends down to
pick up a drop pencil, an entire office sees a
meat ball sub fall out.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Of her shirt.
Speaker 14 (23:24):
How demoralizing. Generously proportioned, uh busty substances can be dangerously
unwieldy unless restrained. It's a matter of safety, not just
for her, but for those who might wander into striking
distance should they break free during an emergency. So for
(23:45):
the good of all involved, you have to go bra shopping.
Now that all sounds well and good, but try finding
a proper fitting female undergarment that offers tasteful styling as
well as an adequately safety rated pounds per square. It's
a near impossibility. Regular merchants are in the habit of
carrying what they call novelty items, so you're forced to
(24:10):
shop in places like the joke section of Spencer Gifts.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
But one of those shops off a.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Highway that cater too shall we say, hookers. And even then,
nothing breaks her spirit like hearing the salesperson gasp when
she tells them her brass eyes. And once she's lucky
enough to find one that does fit, putting it on
is something akin to being in a rodeo where you're both.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
The cowboy and the bull.
Speaker 14 (24:44):
It's hard to stay in shape when you're burdened with shapeliness.
The busty gal is already on a weightlifting regiment. It's
called getting out of bed in the morning. Cardio, on
the other hand, is virtually out of the question when
appropriately strapped down. An enthusiastic job or jumping jack can
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result in anything from black eyes to whiplash to the
occasional loss tooth. Sometimes it even happens to her. The
last thing you ever want to do is ask the
cravacious Lass why she doesn't just.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Have them, you know, taken in a little. Would you ask.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
Betton Middler or Share why they don't get a damn
nose job. Would you ask a Kardashian why they don't
just go to Earl Shibe.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
And get that bumper fixed?
Speaker 14 (25:37):
Would you ask Rosie O'Donnell why she doesn't just become
a man already and get it over with. Of course not,
because they are as God intended, beautiful and perfect. There's
really only one last question that I really need to ask.
Who's going to tell.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Marcy her shoes don't match again?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
I'm just a message. Don't kill the message.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That way, you'll get a lot to think about. But
not right now.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's a play wordy word one eight hundred, big show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contexts
and it's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Team up and play next. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
That's a big showing the radio running through your Monday
feature track with a big show mid box.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You say, right about thirty minutes, get very getting bummed off.
You're not to that. That be fun. Right now, let's.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Fly with everybody's head about the.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Bad again, A wordy where that worthy word.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Anita from good View, Virginia.
Good morning, Anita, good morning, heybody. And we got Jim
from Greenville, Tennessee. Good morning, Jim morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
All right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Welcome Jim. There's Anita Virginia. Nita's Jim Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
All right, Jim neighboring six.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Pardy word All right, y'all. So John Boyn, Anita, Tater,
and Jim. Let's see what me and Anita can do. Oh,
a mixed bag of words, by the way, just random
words we're dealing with this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Okay, all right, Anita, let's see what we can do, Jackie,
get you right there, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Starting to clock now, put another blank on the fire. Yeah,
rhymes with it. A low cloud is right, rhymes with it? Yeah,
what low cloud on the ground? What is it? R
(28:08):
rhymes with Remember that you have a blank horn? It
rhymes with log A low cloud is.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, it hits you do. What do we
do if we can't all the logs? We got a thirty? Well,
there's a two two on the board. All right, Tater
and Jim, are you ready? Gym and go?
Speaker 11 (28:42):
The opposite of small is loge.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That's true. The blank show, John boy't believe blank show?
Well big yes rhymes with it oink oink big All right?
This is you might blink dance or you might blut. No,
you blink a keg when you cork it, you blink
yes and rhymes with it. You take this in the afternoon,
(29:08):
just a short sleep map uh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Rhymes with it, right, it is.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
But y'all put a four on the board to take
the lead by two. So it's four to two, Anita,
not out of touch force. Let's see what we can
do here for this thirty Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Okay, start the clock now on my head. I wear
a ball.
Speaker 9 (29:34):
Hat.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yes, what road are we on? Read THEE.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Unfolded and look at thee old Timmy, Yeah, rhymes with it.
Give me a blank dance if you're a stripper, yeah,
uh huh rhymes with it. This oozes from a tree
syrup Mack, Yes, okay, if you don't lose you.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yes, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
There you know, got on our street. Damn five on
the two seven right now. But Jim and Tator, all
you need is three to tie and four will win.
All right, Jim, you that body.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
I have a cold and this is one of the symptoms. Yes,
uh not not long distance. I want to make a
blank call. Remember those days?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Nope, nope, nope, sorry, No.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
It's uh, you're not it's not nationwide, it's right here
in town. It's yeah, no, no, you're you're you're like
the people live right here and they don't live far away.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Man, if you got a clue, if you're not from here,
you are a But that's still if you're not from here.
If you're not from here, if you are from here,
if you well, if you're not from oh yeah, he
got it, got it. I'm glad we didn't need that
ana because we won this game seven to five.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
What Jimmy repaired the wrong person?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
By the way, many local. The word was local. Oh
where do the blanks go?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I was opposite to Hey, well Jim.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Out, no one too?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Okay let me Yeah, let's get Elsie. There you go, Jim.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
We appreciate you, buddy. You try again too, Okay, I
appreciate it all right, buddy.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Anina are being good?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Few Virginia winning wordy word gratulations man prospect.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, I got fun. Owners didn't?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Yes it did.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Good morning, got the base show on the radio. Bit
request time Dennis W. Wilson out of Beulah, Alabama. It
says love me some Reverend Better Ray. Can we visit
the front edge road today?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yes we can.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Then's look at you living in Beulah, Land. We want
to hear the Rev coming up next. Good Morning, Big
(32:45):
shows on the radio, and something you'd like to hear
about this time under till Friday. Hit us helping the
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Dennis Wilson out of Beulah, Alabama. This his request right here.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Good morning there, John Moore and Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends are there in radio land.
There is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent phil Gospel, Penny Coostal Assembly just off
Steed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. A friends,
a boy headed the church brung me a story he
(33:20):
printed out off the computer about a college teacher that
don't put up with no mess when he's teaching. Of course,
Doctor Leon Gardner is a chemistry professor at the College
of Coastal Georgia. The other day he give out a
list of six major shenanigans that's against the law in
(33:43):
his classroom. Here they are number one talking in class,
number two coming in late, number three, not being prepared,
number four talking on your cell phone, number five, shopping
in your pencil, and my favorite, number six, saying bless
(34:05):
you when somebody sneezes. Bless it for that Well, the
doc says, quote, we are taught it's polite to say
bless you, but if you say this while I am talking,
it is not polite. It is very rude. I don't
know how much sneezing goes on it to school. Have
(34:26):
you dealt with a college kid lately. One thing they
won't waste a lot of your time on is being
excessively polite. The doctor says, breaking one of his commandments
cannot up to fifteen percent off your final grade. Says
here quote especially egregious behavior could result in expulsion from
(34:51):
class and disciplinary action by the college. Wow, all that
for saying bless you? Excuse me for saying so, But
is it possible this boy thinks he's too good to
be interrupted even for two seconds, like throwing in or
bless you after a sneeze is going to cause one
(35:12):
of his perfect little pearls, a secular humanistic wisdom, to
be lost forever. Well, he don't think too much of hisself. Now.
I don't know the man, but I doubt he's Stephen Hawkins,
the crippled Nobel Prize genius, laying down a new feces
on relativity as the MIT. I mean, he's teaching chemistry
(35:35):
at the College of Coastal Georgia. Oh and in case
the doc or anybody else is worried about all that
church and state jazz, saying bless you after a sneeze.
Ain't some left handed way to sneak God back in
the classroom. We give up on that a long time ago.
It's just common courtesy at this point. Oh and it
(35:58):
ain't some political deal that a party people come up
with after Obama got elected. Bless you has been around
since the Middle Ages, you know, back when chemistry teachers
were still saying people got the runs because they had
a troll living in their filma. In other words, like
the Facebook card says, honey, it ain't all about you. Friends.
(36:24):
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narcissistic pain in the rumpas it ain't too late to
transform to the Sword of Joshua. Independent Full Gospel Pennycoastal
Day School, our Bible based K through twelve program will
inarculate you youngins against the wilds of the devil and
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set them on the path to Bible something born again excellence.
And on our campus you can holler God bless you
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(37:08):
Sword of you know what, and by y'all, I just
called a pos. Our mind's made up, but our door
is wide open. Here at the Sword of Joshua, Independent
full of gospel, Penny Coastal Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three from road. This is the Reverend Billy Ray
Collins or mining MS has time to turn. So you
(37:30):
don't buy John Boy and Billy Yo, keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Oh we got your money's darn and leave on you
own mis city oven Hretyja. Lady Rossers podcast meets a
dragman of Medbox keyword bumped for this episode with Cadbury.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
Ah, here we are, sir, Seats seventeen, A, B and C.
I can't believe we're on our way to England. Thanks
for bringing me along, Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Well, sir, it isn't every day one finds out he's royalty.
When I am crowned the fifth Viscount of Bradfordshire. I
can't imagine anyone I'd rather have present.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Thanks boy, it means a lot to me, and.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I am curious how you chose your Plus one show over.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Toddy, I call window seat.
Speaker 11 (38:41):
I went to airport.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, well we were getting close to contract negotiations and
I think this triple greezed the skins with mister yackie soda.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yes, well in confidence. I'm a trifle uncomfortable with him
meeting the royal family, sir, really what I don't.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Wait to be Queen?
Speaker 14 (38:57):
I you he chispop maybe high five? I wonder you
see no pull my finger bit in trashic call.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
It's a hunch.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'm sure he'll be fine.
Speaker 14 (39:11):
Unfortunately, trifle over booked three and those passengers will have
to be rebooked on another find.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Oh dear, don't worry, old boy. What are the odds?
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Quite good penguin has to give off?
Speaker 6 (39:26):
Praying?
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Can I have your pencils?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (39:31):
Come on the Imperial mister flinch.
Speaker 14 (39:33):
Go back to booger blanch Yankee sort of going to
hang out with Queen eat fish and chip pooping big
band is bush.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 14 (39:46):
I'll have this excuse me, Stewardess forced to action. So
do you need help with your valisas? There must be
some mistake, you see. I'm on my way to London
to be crowned the a fine out of Branford ship.
Oh that's rich and I'm the scarlet pimper. Now okay, Churchill.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
You to Jethro.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
Oh come on, get to step in, mister solo.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
But but I was going to high fight Queen.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Here we go again.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Look you guys have to diss a bark giddiot butter caps.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Come on, Cadbury, let's say if we find another fly.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
No, sir, we're not going. I have an appointment with
the Queen. Tell do I and I don't want to
be late.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Let's go.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
I'll get you, oh jee mini mate, I'll see her Semesterian.
We've been seated, our bags have been checked. You simply
cannot unseat a passenger.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
On a whim.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Now off with you before things get ugly.
Speaker 14 (40:45):
Okay, Benny Hill, you asked for it. I'm going to
get sky Marshall Bertha. You'll be sorry.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That doesn't sound good. Come on, Cadbury, let's not make
a scene late for that, sir.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
We are standing our ground. Cadbury, I wish you wouldn't
do this. What is that sound?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Oh boy? I think this is sky Marshall Bertha.
Speaker 11 (41:14):
Okay, boys, let's go.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Come on sky Marshall Bertha.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
It's really important we make this fly.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
I said, move it. Don't maybe get rough how.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Dare you met him?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
You are speaking to royalty.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Oh I'm sorry, your majesty, but unless you want me
to crown you, you'll get off this plane over my
dead buddy.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
You just made my day. Hey, you can't do that
to my butler.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
You want some bigfoot No, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Now you have done it. Medham, you have unleashed the beast.
Care to dance?
Speaker 11 (41:52):
Sure, I'll lead Cadbury. No, put me down, Put me down.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
He wore candle brain.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
How you feeling, old boy?
Speaker 3 (42:16):
My physical injuries cannot compare to the pain of being
so close to receiving my royal due only to have
it ripped from my grasp by that bulbous bovine.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Brunette brute you mean Sky Marshall Bertha. Yes, sir, Well,
at least we're booked in town for lunch. Can I
have your blue stuff?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Help yourself?
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (42:37):
What do you think you ever became?
Speaker 9 (42:39):
Mister?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yaqui soda? Why you my dub thee fo couch?
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Run for sure?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (42:49):
Which way to big b.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Y bitbox?
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