April 17, 2025 • 32 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Randy’s shares his nightmare involving John Boy and Michael Waltrip.. - We have the details of another couple that got married at Wal-Mart.. - Goober Joe shows up in our mailbag - again.. - All the Big Show boys participate in a roundtable discussion regarding who they would choose if they could only date a member of the same sex.. - Hoyt & Delbert wind up in the emergency room with another fishing related incident.. - Mario goes long form on body piercings and rap music.. - John Boy confesses to food hoarding - or does he??…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, fellow, good old boys. This is your old partners
and Yordied arts. And how do they from over here?
In Him or Langer Fiord Norway.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
When you're stuck in waxing the family yack, there's no
better way to pass the time than listening to John
Buy and Billy on that Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I only wish the show was longer that yack.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Waxing takes a while, I think, wait.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
A minute, me, no more, let's do good good morning.
A bit shoe was on the radio, John Mobiley and
Taylor's around in the studio right at this very moment,
Jackey running around and get them things ready now.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And it was this dream you were had or.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
You want to hear because I didn't get to the
end of it.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, I mean because it didn't really happen, right, This
was a dream, I hope.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, okay, well, I don't know problem what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
So you know you have those sometimes He's really vivid,
intently detailed dreams. Well, as you'll know, I obsessed on
my job sometimes I guess, and no, no really, sometimes
my dream is.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Part of the dream.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know this is real life.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Well, that's real life.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Sometimes my dreams, okay, most okay, all times my dreams
have something to do with work. Well, we normally do
our Winston Cup interview on Monday. Well, of course there's
no race this weekend, so that detail you have to
throw out, Okay, so just assume.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Why don't you just tell me the dream?
Speaker 8 (01:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's like talking to Mars through twenty minutes. I didn't
give you the setup. I know I'm here, I know
I told you that.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Okay, all right, So you've told me all your details
about when you're coming back in town. So we're hanging
out at my house on Monday, you and me. Now
that that's odd enough in itself.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Usually I wake up with those sweats.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Just you and I are hanging out in the basement,
you know, just kind of you know, chilling out and
in walks. Michael Waltrip, you know, my favorite nation. And
some guy didn't know who apparently was the bush Driver
and no offense to the bush Drivers. And they came
in and they're there for their interview, and I'm like,
oh my god, I didn't know. I got to get
something put together. Hang on, I'll get some you know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh the place is a mess. Excuse me company.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Now I'm trying to figure out where I gotta get
a set up for the recording equipment and all this
kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And you're and you're like, I put something in the
oven real quick. And you're like, hey, guys, come on in.
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
And you lean over to my anyway, if we do this,
I'll kill you off work half and.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Then Jackie said, thirty seconds, baby.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And it ends with you. Now this is the weird part.
And I don't I swear that that. I don't mean
you need to imply anything gay or anything like that.
You and Michael Waltrip wander off upstairs.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
To my house.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
In my house, and I'm like, guy, you know this
other guy. I'm like, I'm really sorry. I don't know
where they went. Let me go see if I can
find him. I go upstairs and you and Michael are
taking a nap. I don't mean you're like all cuddled
up or nothing, but you're both dead asleep, taking a nap.
And I keep going, get up, I gotta do this interview.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
This other guy's inn here waiting. He's gonna get upset.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
And you're like, leave me I stamping him out work,
and Michael Waltrip goes, yeah, leave him alone, man, and
then the alarm goes off.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh man, okay, let's freaked out. Now.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
How would you interpret that that I worry too much
about my job and you calls me too much stress
because I'm running around my house in my dreams trying
to get you out of bed.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
To go to work.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
But you know what, it does sound like fun?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Let's really do it? Isn't he wonderful?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It's so weird? And I kept waking up doing no,
I gotta go back to get rid of that, and
it would come back and picked right up in the
same place again.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh man, So okay. But now, but as you mentioned before,
everything's all right.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
And the drivers ended up leaving right as my wife
was serving dinner. But they wouldn't. But it's big surprise
you did.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I told you everything, It's gonna work out.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Everybody left.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Well, it could have been worse. You could have woke
up on Monday morning. Can you turn over and there's
Johnny l.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm ready for my interview, Marta Sunshine.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I'm so glad we don't have to get up.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Let's just late here. Oh well, good but darty glad
it was just a dream or.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Good morning yeah, Big Shoe Radio, Thursday, Avery the seventeenth,
Here you come, your legs up?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
What the categories of outburst? The game were? Getting fixing?
Ready to play?
Speaker 10 (04:57):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It was on this date, Every the seventeen. He's ventriloquist.
Senior winces would have been one hundred and six.
Speaker 11 (05:04):
Loved that gay.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
His real name was when Ceslo Marino was pretty close
the master ventriloquist delighted ed Sullivan Show audiences by bantering
in a comic Spanish accent with his puppet in a
box pedro.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh man, I remember that it's okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Oh man.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
That was the first little comedy gag that I actually
got as a kid. Did Devido says in that movie
Ten Men. Senior winzes Son loved that guy. You got
a wig and a twoballipstick, got the overhead.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
To pilipstick.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He just put it on his hand. Hello Andy, Hey, Hey.
His falsetto voice hand pup was named Johnny.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I thought he was gonna work house.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
He's an amazing act.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You amazing, thrilling, the greatest, spectacular, incredible, exciting, wonderful world things,
no unusual novelty.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh wow, wow about this? Ain't your Wisdores night sight.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It was on this day in nineteen fifty three, Mickey
Mantle hit the longest recorded home run in baseball history.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Check this out.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Five hundred and sixty five feet.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It was a game against the Washington Senators at Griffith
Stadium in DC. The ball was retrieved about a block
from the stadium.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Did he hit it?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I mean feet in the mile out of hole to
that one?
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Lave?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Five thou two hundred and eighty?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Five two hundred eighty? All right?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Do you get you when you ask me down on
a stupid quizz?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I will, And you're.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Five hundred and sixty five feet surely?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Man. The only thing that I could comprehend that too,
is one was in the Little League Wayne Rose hit
went out of the park and hit the street on
the other side of the fence and got good bounce,
enrolled to the school.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
But that's still five hundred feet.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
How must y'all still high?
Speaker 10 (06:59):
Five? Hey man?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You hit it all the way to the school? Yeah,
picky mental, So that record is still up. All these
big old steroid eating, ball.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Fixing suckers cannot hit one as far as Mackey mantal,
How do you go a little skinny white kidding?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, he wasn't really skinny, but I don't think Meg
was on stew He's out getting hammered for it.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
And he didn't stick him in the microwave forore he
hit him either.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Why we hit the whole part and it was on
his day.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
In nineteen sixty four, the Mustang Ford's legendary automobile was
unveiled to the public as a mid modeled year entry,
the nineteen sixty four and a half over two thy
three hundred and sixty eight dollars base price. Over a
million Mustangs were sold in the first twelve month. How
much is the sixty four and a half worth right now, Randy?
Speaker 10 (07:46):
What?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It depends on the condition, of course, but if it's
in prime showroom type condition could be twenty five thirty thousand.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So I have you bought about ten times what you
paid for it?
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, you know. The coolest person to own a Mustang
from our hometown mining Billy Swimtime, who his grandma, his
grandmama had a.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Mustang nineteen sixty seven baby, Yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That little old lady from gas to yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Exactly, which went far from their marketing mark because they
afford to. Originally intended the Mustang to be a girl
car or a housewives car, a shopping cart, had a
big trunk and was easy to park.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
And there you go, And my grandma said, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You always were work getting our categories.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
If you would like to play for before mentioned big
old prize package, come on one eight hundred, big show.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You're told for line calling nine you'll do it next. Hey, hey,
(08:54):
hey here we ought to make shows on the radio.
Come on here, you uppers.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Let's beIN uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big prize
being let's go he contest the number one.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing upberst have a hurry up against time. You have
the best time to be level big shots.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
From Pelham, North Carolina, come on in here and have
a big show.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
We'll have a pe shots shut all dree, good morning,
good morning, how are you? And find a peach fuzz
our frog fu pach har you know what man?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Well I'm as nervous as one.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Oh, don't be nervous, Audry. It's just us right here.
You bait your buds that you listen to every single morning.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Are you in a submarine?
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Now?
Speaker 13 (10:15):
I'm in an ultim Does that count.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
As long as you're not underwater?
Speaker 8 (10:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I sent my humor to loosen yep a little bit.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Okay, that is a cool effect.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
All right. A wait a minute, I think a whale
is trying to communicate with you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's true, man, All right, okay, see, I was just
saying how far we all wait for each other?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I can tell by the delay delay delay lay.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
All right, all right, let me try one.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
Oh all right, I'm bad.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Want some things we do just for us?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, alright, Audrey, here we go.
Speaker 14 (11:14):
You ready, all right, three famous puppets ready, Jomit, Mick, Peggy.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Wow, she's got the echo happening.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Before it happens, it's head before she talks.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Wow, Audrey, did were you trying to hide your your
passenger from us?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
No, she's just sitting here talking Haltima.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
One in smart cars. Yeah, she got star. We've been
trying for three years. Well, well, well, who's your friend there?
With you, Audrey, Sherry, Sherry, Hey share? So I guess
Audrey's a mouth. Sherry's yeah, just behind the scene.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I would like that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
All right, hold on, here's something for.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Sherry that's not I'm I'm sorry. I don't have a
song about Audrey.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You got any friends named.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
But I do have one by a guy named Audrey.
It's my favorite song of all time.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's Gene Autry. All right, all right, Audrey, here we go,
Audrey and Sherry.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Three things associated with Ben Franklin. Ready to go?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Lightning the key the light rot?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Why not?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Well did Ben Franklin went on the legs up? I
forgot to change something. That's why she got it anyway.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
And he's the guy that had the home run record
before Mickey Mantle broke.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, according to him, Yeah, he invented the bat. All right,
thanks guys, Mickey Mantle. Alright for the win.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Three Ford automobiles. Ready go pain card that's court.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Oh yeah, girls, all right, all dread.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The prize back goes to us.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Up to you.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
How you want to share it with Sherry?
Speaker 10 (13:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, hang on, Jackie gets you information, all right, girls,
she's a mood woman, Good morning, this big show on
the radio.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I never forget the first time I met Jon Boy
and Billy. John Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in
a little towel lead making sound kindly like a cat.
Weren't no bigger than a squirrel. John Boy wanted me
to bury him out back under that rock. Well, he
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kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order
let him go, and he crawled off summers. John Boy,
don't carry him around in a towel no more. Got
a little basket for him, Little Feller, Little Feller.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Whom one of the big shows on the radio. Another
couple got married at Walmart. Huh yeah, and a boys
out of hole somewhere between the junk food isle and
the automotive apartment.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Pat Bird and Bill Hughes fell in love.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
It was only natural they should marry where the magic
happened in Walmart. Never dawned on me to have it
anyplace else, said the fifty five year old bridon.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
If it's never dawned on you, they have it anything now.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Neither bride nor groom work at the store until they
spend more time there than many employees do. The aisles
and visiting friends for up to six hours a day,
nearly every day since the store opened two years ago.
Maybe they were just trying to get rid of them. Here,
we'll play for your honeymoon anything, Pat, Bill, Why don't
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y'all talk together right here between the junk food.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And all the multi seconds.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Well, I talk to people and walk around for exercise.
We always buy a soda or a sandwich or something,
fifty one year old Hughes said.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
So they're not only walking around all day, they're eating.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
At least they buying something. Both Pat and Bill are disabled.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
They met nine years ago when Bill was a patient
North Iida Whole Hospital. So was Pat's sister. He became
a good friend. My sister died with kephn and the family.
He doesn't drive, and anytime he went to Walmart, I'd
take him. Well that is kind of who he didn't it.
They celebrated their blooming love with the ceremony Friday in
Walmart's Garden Center.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
All right, that's good. That'd be a good bar up
the garden center.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
The store manager was a groom's one, and a fabric
department employee was matron of honor. A garden Center employee
Chuck Fura walked alongside Pattish rode her motorized shopping cart
down the makeshift dial with her oxygen tank in the basket.
Who gives this woman in marriage? Asked Stacy Garza of
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the Free Wheel Church her friends and family at Walmart replied, that's.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
America right there, where you all going for your honeymoon. Well,
let's just say you don't want to be around house where.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Good morning to make shows on the radio. Think you
back about old prims I prom theme?
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, no good A night in the gym that smells
like feet, yep, palomanic that Look at this morning's top ten.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Less Billy from the creative writing class at Byron Ana
On Junior High in Lumberton, North Carolina. Here they are
the top ten worst prom themes this year. Number ten,
Hurling under the Stars Number nine, Buttons and bows and
a fistful of stacker two weird number eight. We shall
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not pass this way again except for our really depressing
reunion in about ten years. Number seven. Fear Factor number six, Dude,
where's my Dad's car? Number five, Joe minimum wage four,
Rise up and kill the popular kids.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Number three. Everybody loves Raymond's slutty sister Debbie.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Number two, I'm a sophomore, Get me out of here,
and the number one rejected prom theme, smack down.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
Hey, this is the NAT You by Rick Flair, and
we're talking about the John Morne villain Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I say the Big Show and every morning they'd be
styling and profiling. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
A big show is on the radio headed to a
John boyd jeveryday time. Let's see going through the US
Postal Service mail and I just missed business week first time.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Get through it. Twilight, our little earth child or Twilight.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I got the pictures from our birthday celebration for me
in the studio. I can't wait for Yogi to see
a picture of him wearing Jackie's hat.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Looked like a pez dispenser girl. Remember I'm saving that
for you.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yo, I need blossom hat first up on top of
Yogi's big go ahead. It looks like you know a
Jovi old James Bond.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Villain like odd job. That's a hat trunk.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yeah, yeah, of course, yog. You remember he's one that
set a beer on his head and forgot about it. Lord, Oh,
I got his name nut Jaw. So he going through
the mail and Pillar says, hey, have you heard from
goober Joe lately? You know, Goober Joe's wanted to just
rides into rams a little bit. The next letter I open.
(21:13):
Guess who that's right, it's me, goober Joe. First, I
need to clear up a misconception about me. Fact is,
if all be told, I'm probably not the genius you
all think I am. What I know, it's hard to
believe with all my bright ideas, but I only play
a genius in my writings. I can see how you
believe I'm a genius. After all, most people think so too.
(21:36):
It's just another problem we have in common. It's almost
as bad as when women meet me. They just can't
seem to be able to control themselves. It's a curse.
Remember that problem with the Pakistani owners of the Chinese
buffet we had, Well we got them again. My advice
is don't eat there because Calvin added a new item
to the buffet. It's fudge nut brownie.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
If you know what I mean. Now, how do you
think that's going to work out? Not too good? I
beat Blober Joe.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Now now, oh hell, don't argue with gen.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Still going through the mail here, Linda Staff out of Mecastle, Arkansas,
self describe a little redneck baby dog got you letter
in car Linda, thank you very much. And Lena wants
to give a special shout out of Gunnery sarch At
Shannon Arliche, Private John Hill from Blevin's Arkansas, John Gusman,
a Navy man from Hope, Arkansas, and her Air Force
cousins Mance and Manon Harmon.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
All right, Lenda, there you go, babe, appreciate you a hey,
y all, it is John boyd you every time, right now.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Well dressed ladies in Europe went wild over wearing these
on their hats and hair after Benjamin Franklin published instructions
on how to make them in an issue of Poor
Richard's Almanac, but the fad disappeared after reports circulated of
women being killed as a result of wearing them. What
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is the twelve gauge headband? No, that probably wouldn't be
too good idea either.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
What do y'all think?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
One eight hundred Big Show? You're toe free line across
America will start Color nine.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Go, do we get a winner? You have one of
(23:53):
the big show us on the radio. Man he abot
of money out and that's a.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Live across on my rug. It's John Jeff Party now
your host.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
The only thing he's ever made from Poor Richard's Almanac
is a paper airplane.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
He's John More. That's out all with Rodney out of lagrange, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Good morning, Rodney, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
How you doing pleare doing good?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Buddy? Thank you? Hi Rodney, listen up, mate.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Well dressed ladies in Europe when Wilder were wearing these
on their hats and hair after Benjamin Franklin published instructions
on how to make them in an issue of Poor
Richard's Almanac. But the last of bad disappeared when women
were being killed as a result of wearing them.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
I'm gonna have to say some type of animal skin
cap like a coon or a fox.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Some type of animal skin.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Let's say, Oh, I'm if I got to tell you
to take it off the animals.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It was still attached to the animal, that would be
a problem.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
Ron.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
See you're thinking their money? Are you? Are you finished?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Thinking?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Now? All right? Time to go to work.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Here, right, Yeah, buddy, Bob out of Knoxville, tennessee yourself.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Hello Bob, good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Good morning, buddy Bud. How you today?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Good good? Taking Alex to school here at third grade?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
All right, tell Alex we said, hey, hey, Alex, Hey pops.
All right, Bob here it is some father and son bonding.
Speaker 15 (25:44):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
We listened to the We listened to John Boy and
Billy Show every single morning going to school and always try.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
To get to the John Boy Jefpardy question.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
We're pretty good at it.
Speaker 13 (25:52):
But today it's a guest.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
All right, miss it.
Speaker 15 (25:56):
We finally get.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Through as we it always have what we're here? Yeah,
what you got man?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
We're gonna say, magnifying glass.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Show us magnifying glass.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Oh, the women around their heads are bursting.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Into That's what we were trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
What You're not a bad guess for shutting the dark
magnified this. Hey Bob, that's all right, huh you and Alex?
You and Alex dry again? Love the show? All right,
thank you. I'll have a good day.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Jay.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
That was stupid.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Dad.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Jeff out a Kitty Hawk, North Carolina man we're just
talking about kitty Hawk yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Right, brothers down there flying around, Jeff, Yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 8 (26:42):
Man?
Speaker 15 (26:43):
Doing fine?
Speaker 10 (26:43):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Jeff? Good cover? What are you thinking?
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I'm thinking burden is show us burden this?
Speaker 12 (26:55):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
These are the instructions for a what peck us nest?
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I say, if they'd wear a bird ness in their hair,
hat and stifle would come out.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Leather eggs and you go crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, Jeff, thanks for playing man all right, lovely day.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Remember, I'll tell you all about that bird to peck
my head, that jay bird when I was a kid.
You no, y'all, don't joke about that. That's gonna be traumatizing.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Half police officer hair.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
They're packing my style, Jeff, have a good day, buddy,
all right. Moving on to Brandon out of Wheeling, West Virginia.
Good morning, Brandon.
Speaker 16 (27:37):
Hello, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Pretty good?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Did you been thinking about this?
Speaker 8 (27:44):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (27:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What do you think I'm thinking of?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Lightning rods?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Lightning rods?
Speaker 6 (27:53):
No, that's hot, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean, let me ask Brandon, Brandon, did you know
this or is it a guess?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
It was just a guess.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I guess Benjamin Franklin kind of tipped it off for you.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah, women would wear lightning rods their hats and hair,
and of course see that draws lightning. I might want
to wear that only on the nice days. Jack and
Twins to get you hang on Formema.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Girls don't go swimming and shark infested waters without wearing
your good luck ham.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
That morning. It make shows on the radio. Let's get
in your newss boys. Friends.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
This is your good friend Oral Rogers bringing you the
big show right here on this morning radio program, asking
you if you're having some problems, put your hands upon
the radio in.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Come, good morning. The big show is on the radio. Spiggy,
(29:24):
go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 13 (29:26):
We were sitting in the Yellow Roads one afternoon and
somebody came up with the idea, well, if you had
to be gay and you could only date someone of
the same section as you were, who.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Would you pick?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Spancy al see Tim being there on karaoke to it
was actually a good live for you.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
See the name of your place already sounds like.
Speaker 16 (29:44):
A gay bar, and so far you've been the only
gay guy. Really, what about your son? He I'm going
to I'm in love too, I'm going the number two here.
Speaker 13 (30:04):
That my wife Betty picks Michelle Fifer, and I thought
that's real, nice good visual.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Off the wall.
Speaker 16 (30:12):
Johnny comes with Rayleo, and I've seen rayle in ely show.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I've watched the three which talk about a bad that's
really Dan.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
I've been with you for twenty two years. I've learned
something today I did not know.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Take it, take it? No, no, no, don't play long okay, Randy,
who would you pick?
Speaker 10 (30:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
See that's something if another man asked me, you think
about it for a long time. You don't come right
out with a radio. You don't make it look like
you've already put some thought in you that does the
thing come right now?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Name somebody Bradshaw for No, not Bradshaw, Harrison for and
for Randy and Harrison Ford all right, Billy Surearrison Ford.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Tell them what about you?
Speaker 15 (31:11):
Well, for the sake of humor, I mean, after this morning,
everybody's gonna think I'm gonna say like Jackie Chan, but
that wouldn't be my first pig.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We have to be gay, and we got to spend
like forever in a prison.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Sound no, no, I mean, just don't don't make it
any scarier than it already is.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Just don't think about it.
Speaker 15 (31:34):
Just I have to hang out with somebody who I
think is extremely cool. You know, if you're going, if
you're gonna turn gay, you know, at least be with
somebody cool.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Don't go with Lengthen from the MOTTSP.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
If I had to do it, I'd say Sam Elliott, Oh,
Sam Elliott, we gotta have some some dialogue.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, you know, if I'm in a presence out for life.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
With a guy.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
He's checking you out there, don't go called me a migo.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Thank there me go oh man, all right, Danny on
the coast of someone.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
I'm taking.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I'm going with Gilligan.
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, fellow, good old boys. This is your old partners
and Yordied arts. And how do they from over here?
In Him or Langer Fiord Norway.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
When you're stuck in waxing the family yack, there's no
better way to pass the time than listening to John
Buy and Billy on that Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I only wish the show was longer that yack.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Waxing takes a while, I think, wait.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
A minute, me, no more, let's do good good morning.
A bit shoe was on the radio, John Mobiley and
Taylor's around in the studio right at this very moment,
Jackey running around and get them things ready now.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And it was this dream you were had or.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
You want to hear because I didn't get to the
end of it.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, I mean because it didn't really happen, right, This
was a dream, I hope.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, okay, well, I don't know problem what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
So you know you have those sometimes He's really vivid,
intently detailed dreams. Well, as you'll know, I obsessed on
my job sometimes I guess, and no, no really, sometimes
my dream is.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Part of the dream.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know this is real life.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Well, that's real life.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Sometimes my dreams, okay, most okay, all times my dreams
have something to do with work. Well, we normally do
our Winston Cup interview on Monday. Well, of course there's
no race this weekend, so that detail you have to
throw out, Okay, so just assume.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Why don't you just tell me the dream?
Speaker 8 (01:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's like talking to Mars through twenty minutes. I didn't
give you the setup. I know I'm here, I know
I told you that.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Okay, all right, So you've told me all your details
about when you're coming back in town. So we're hanging
out at my house on Monday, you and me. Now
that that's odd enough in itself.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Usually I wake up with those sweats.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Just you and I are hanging out in the basement,
you know, just kind of you know, chilling out and
in walks. Michael Waltrip, you know, my favorite nation. And
some guy didn't know who apparently was the bush Driver
and no offense to the bush Drivers. And they came
in and they're there for their interview, and I'm like,
oh my god, I didn't know. I got to get
something put together. Hang on, I'll get some you know.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh the place is a mess. Excuse me company.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Now I'm trying to figure out where I gotta get
a set up for the recording equipment and all this
kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And you're and you're like, I put something in the
oven real quick. And you're like, hey, guys, come on in.
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
And you lean over to my anyway, if we do this,
I'll kill you off work half and.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Then Jackie said, thirty seconds, baby.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And it ends with you. Now this is the weird part.
And I don't I swear that that. I don't mean
you need to imply anything gay or anything like that.
You and Michael Waltrip wander off upstairs.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
To my house.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
In my house, and I'm like, guy, you know this
other guy. I'm like, I'm really sorry. I don't know
where they went. Let me go see if I can
find him. I go upstairs and you and Michael are
taking a nap. I don't mean you're like all cuddled
up or nothing, but you're both dead asleep, taking a nap.
And I keep going, get up, I gotta do this interview.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
This other guy's inn here waiting. He's gonna get upset.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
And you're like, leave me I stamping him out work,
and Michael Waltrip goes, yeah, leave him alone, man, and
then the alarm goes off.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh man, okay, let's freaked out. Now.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
How would you interpret that that I worry too much
about my job and you calls me too much stress
because I'm running around my house in my dreams trying
to get you out of bed.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
To go to work.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
But you know what, it does sound like fun?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Let's really do it? Isn't he wonderful?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It's so weird? And I kept waking up doing no,
I gotta go back to get rid of that, and
it would come back and picked right up in the
same place again.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh man, So okay. But now, but as you mentioned before,
everything's all right.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
And the drivers ended up leaving right as my wife
was serving dinner. But they wouldn't. But it's big surprise
you did.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I told you everything, It's gonna work out.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Everybody left.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Well, it could have been worse. You could have woke
up on Monday morning. Can you turn over and there's
Johnny l.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm ready for my interview, Marta Sunshine.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I'm so glad we don't have to get up.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Let's just late here. Oh well, good but darty glad
it was just a dream or.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Good morning yeah, Big Shoe Radio, Thursday, Avery the seventeenth,
Here you come, your legs up?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
What the categories of outburst? The game were? Getting fixing?
Ready to play?
Speaker 10 (04:57):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It was on this date, Every the seventeen. He's ventriloquist.
Senior winces would have been one hundred and six.
Speaker 11 (05:04):
Loved that gay.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
His real name was when Ceslo Marino was pretty close
the master ventriloquist delighted ed Sullivan Show audiences by bantering
in a comic Spanish accent with his puppet in a
box pedro.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh man, I remember that it's okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Oh man.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
That was the first little comedy gag that I actually
got as a kid. Did Devido says in that movie
Ten Men. Senior winzes Son loved that guy. You got
a wig and a twoballipstick, got the overhead.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
To pilipstick.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He just put it on his hand. Hello Andy, Hey, Hey.
His falsetto voice hand pup was named Johnny.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I thought he was gonna work house.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
He's an amazing act.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You amazing, thrilling, the greatest, spectacular, incredible, exciting, wonderful world things,
no unusual novelty.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh wow, wow about this? Ain't your Wisdores night sight.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It was on this day in nineteen fifty three, Mickey
Mantle hit the longest recorded home run in baseball history.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Check this out.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Five hundred and sixty five feet.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It was a game against the Washington Senators at Griffith
Stadium in DC. The ball was retrieved about a block
from the stadium.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Did he hit it?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I mean feet in the mile out of hole to
that one?
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Lave?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Five thou two hundred and eighty?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Five two hundred eighty? All right?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Do you get you when you ask me down on
a stupid quizz?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I will, And you're.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Five hundred and sixty five feet surely?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Man. The only thing that I could comprehend that too,
is one was in the Little League Wayne Rose hit
went out of the park and hit the street on
the other side of the fence and got good bounce,
enrolled to the school.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
But that's still five hundred feet.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
How must y'all still high?
Speaker 10 (06:59):
Five? Hey man?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You hit it all the way to the school? Yeah,
picky mental, So that record is still up. All these
big old steroid eating, ball.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Fixing suckers cannot hit one as far as Mackey mantal,
How do you go a little skinny white kidding?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, he wasn't really skinny, but I don't think Meg
was on stew He's out getting hammered for it.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
And he didn't stick him in the microwave forore he
hit him either.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Why we hit the whole part and it was on
his day.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
In nineteen sixty four, the Mustang Ford's legendary automobile was
unveiled to the public as a mid modeled year entry,
the nineteen sixty four and a half over two thy
three hundred and sixty eight dollars base price. Over a
million Mustangs were sold in the first twelve month. How
much is the sixty four and a half worth right now, Randy?
Speaker 10 (07:46):
What?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It depends on the condition, of course, but if it's
in prime showroom type condition could be twenty five thirty thousand.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So I have you bought about ten times what you
paid for it?
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, you know. The coolest person to own a Mustang
from our hometown mining Billy Swimtime, who his grandma, his
grandmama had a.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Mustang nineteen sixty seven baby, Yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That little old lady from gas to yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Exactly, which went far from their marketing mark because they
afford to. Originally intended the Mustang to be a girl
car or a housewives car, a shopping cart, had a
big trunk and was easy to park.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
And there you go, And my grandma said, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You always were work getting our categories.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
If you would like to play for before mentioned big
old prize package, come on one eight hundred, big show.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You're told for line calling nine you'll do it next. Hey, hey,
(08:54):
hey here we ought to make shows on the radio.
Come on here, you uppers.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Let's beIN uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big prize
being let's go he contest the number one.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing upberst have a hurry up against time. You have
the best time to be level big shots.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
From Pelham, North Carolina, come on in here and have
a big show.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
We'll have a pe shots shut all dree, good morning,
good morning, how are you? And find a peach fuzz
our frog fu pach har you know what man?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Well I'm as nervous as one.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Oh, don't be nervous, Audry. It's just us right here.
You bait your buds that you listen to every single morning.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Are you in a submarine?
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Now?
Speaker 13 (10:15):
I'm in an ultim Does that count.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
As long as you're not underwater?
Speaker 8 (10:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I sent my humor to loosen yep a little bit.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Okay, that is a cool effect.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
All right. A wait a minute, I think a whale
is trying to communicate with you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's true, man, All right, okay, see, I was just
saying how far we all wait for each other?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I can tell by the delay delay delay lay.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
All right, all right, let me try one.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
Oh all right, I'm bad.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Want some things we do just for us?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, alright, Audrey, here we go.
Speaker 14 (11:14):
You ready, all right, three famous puppets ready, Jomit, Mick, Peggy.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Wow, she's got the echo happening.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Before it happens, it's head before she talks.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Wow, Audrey, did were you trying to hide your your
passenger from us?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
No, she's just sitting here talking Haltima.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
One in smart cars. Yeah, she got star. We've been
trying for three years. Well, well, well, who's your friend there?
With you, Audrey, Sherry, Sherry, Hey share? So I guess
Audrey's a mouth. Sherry's yeah, just behind the scene.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I would like that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
All right, hold on, here's something for.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Sherry that's not I'm I'm sorry. I don't have a
song about Audrey.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You got any friends named.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
But I do have one by a guy named Audrey.
It's my favorite song of all time.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's Gene Autry. All right, all right, Audrey, here we go,
Audrey and Sherry.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Three things associated with Ben Franklin. Ready to go?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Lightning the key the light rot?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Why not?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Well did Ben Franklin went on the legs up? I
forgot to change something. That's why she got it anyway.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
And he's the guy that had the home run record
before Mickey Mantle broke.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, according to him, Yeah, he invented the bat. All right,
thanks guys, Mickey Mantle. Alright for the win.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Three Ford automobiles. Ready go pain card that's court.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Oh yeah, girls, all right, all dread.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The prize back goes to us.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Up to you.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
How you want to share it with Sherry?
Speaker 10 (13:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, hang on, Jackie gets you information, all right, girls,
she's a mood woman, Good morning, this big show on
the radio.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I never forget the first time I met Jon Boy
and Billy. John Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in
a little towel lead making sound kindly like a cat.
Weren't no bigger than a squirrel. John Boy wanted me
to bury him out back under that rock. Well, he
(14:22):
kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order
let him go, and he crawled off summers. John Boy,
don't carry him around in a towel no more. Got
a little basket for him, Little Feller, Little Feller.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Whom one of the big shows on the radio. Another
couple got married at Walmart. Huh yeah, and a boys
out of hole somewhere between the junk food isle and
the automotive apartment.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Pat Bird and Bill Hughes fell in love.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
It was only natural they should marry where the magic
happened in Walmart. Never dawned on me to have it
anyplace else, said the fifty five year old bridon.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
If it's never dawned on you, they have it anything now.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Neither bride nor groom work at the store until they
spend more time there than many employees do. The aisles
and visiting friends for up to six hours a day,
nearly every day since the store opened two years ago.
Maybe they were just trying to get rid of them. Here,
we'll play for your honeymoon anything, Pat, Bill, Why don't
(16:15):
y'all talk together right here between the junk food.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And all the multi seconds.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Well, I talk to people and walk around for exercise.
We always buy a soda or a sandwich or something,
fifty one year old Hughes said.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
So they're not only walking around all day, they're eating.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
At least they buying something. Both Pat and Bill are disabled.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
They met nine years ago when Bill was a patient
North Iida Whole Hospital. So was Pat's sister. He became
a good friend. My sister died with kephn and the family.
He doesn't drive, and anytime he went to Walmart, I'd
take him. Well that is kind of who he didn't it.
They celebrated their blooming love with the ceremony Friday in
Walmart's Garden Center.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
All right, that's good. That'd be a good bar up
the garden center.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
The store manager was a groom's one, and a fabric
department employee was matron of honor. A garden Center employee
Chuck Fura walked alongside Pattish rode her motorized shopping cart
down the makeshift dial with her oxygen tank in the basket.
Who gives this woman in marriage? Asked Stacy Garza of
(17:18):
the Free Wheel Church her friends and family at Walmart replied, that's.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
America right there, where you all going for your honeymoon. Well,
let's just say you don't want to be around house where.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Good morning to make shows on the radio. Think you
back about old prims I prom theme?
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, no good A night in the gym that smells
like feet, yep, palomanic that Look at this morning's top ten.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Less Billy from the creative writing class at Byron Ana
On Junior High in Lumberton, North Carolina. Here they are
the top ten worst prom themes this year. Number ten,
Hurling under the Stars Number nine, Buttons and bows and
a fistful of stacker two weird number eight. We shall
(18:41):
not pass this way again except for our really depressing
reunion in about ten years. Number seven. Fear Factor number six, Dude,
where's my Dad's car? Number five, Joe minimum wage four,
Rise up and kill the popular kids.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Number three. Everybody loves Raymond's slutty sister Debbie.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Number two, I'm a sophomore, Get me out of here,
and the number one rejected prom theme, smack down.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
Hey, this is the NAT You by Rick Flair, and
we're talking about the John Morne villain Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I say the Big Show and every morning they'd be
styling and profiling. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
A big show is on the radio headed to a
John boyd jeveryday time. Let's see going through the US
Postal Service mail and I just missed business week first time.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Get through it. Twilight, our little earth child or Twilight.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I got the pictures from our birthday celebration for me
in the studio. I can't wait for Yogi to see
a picture of him wearing Jackie's hat.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Looked like a pez dispenser girl. Remember I'm saving that
for you.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yo, I need blossom hat first up on top of
Yogi's big go ahead. It looks like you know a
Jovi old James Bond.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Villain like odd job. That's a hat trunk.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yeah, yeah, of course, yog. You remember he's one that
set a beer on his head and forgot about it. Lord, Oh,
I got his name nut Jaw. So he going through
the mail and Pillar says, hey, have you heard from
goober Joe lately? You know, Goober Joe's wanted to just
rides into rams a little bit. The next letter I open.
(21:13):
Guess who that's right, it's me, goober Joe. First, I
need to clear up a misconception about me. Fact is,
if all be told, I'm probably not the genius you
all think I am. What I know, it's hard to
believe with all my bright ideas, but I only play
a genius in my writings. I can see how you
believe I'm a genius. After all, most people think so too.
(21:36):
It's just another problem we have in common. It's almost
as bad as when women meet me. They just can't
seem to be able to control themselves. It's a curse.
Remember that problem with the Pakistani owners of the Chinese
buffet we had, Well we got them again. My advice
is don't eat there because Calvin added a new item
to the buffet. It's fudge nut brownie.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
If you know what I mean. Now, how do you
think that's going to work out? Not too good? I
beat Blober Joe.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Now now, oh hell, don't argue with gen.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Still going through the mail here, Linda Staff out of Mecastle, Arkansas,
self describe a little redneck baby dog got you letter
in car Linda, thank you very much. And Lena wants
to give a special shout out of Gunnery sarch At
Shannon Arliche, Private John Hill from Blevin's Arkansas, John Gusman,
a Navy man from Hope, Arkansas, and her Air Force
cousins Mance and Manon Harmon.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
All right, Lenda, there you go, babe, appreciate you a hey,
y all, it is John boyd you every time, right now.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Well dressed ladies in Europe went wild over wearing these
on their hats and hair after Benjamin Franklin published instructions
on how to make them in an issue of Poor
Richard's Almanac, but the fad disappeared after reports circulated of
women being killed as a result of wearing them. What
(23:13):
is the twelve gauge headband? No, that probably wouldn't be
too good idea either.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
What do y'all think?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
One eight hundred Big Show? You're toe free line across
America will start Color nine.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Go, do we get a winner? You have one of
(23:53):
the big show us on the radio. Man he abot
of money out and that's a.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Live across on my rug. It's John Jeff Party now
your host.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
The only thing he's ever made from Poor Richard's Almanac
is a paper airplane.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
He's John More. That's out all with Rodney out of lagrange, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Good morning, Rodney, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
How you doing pleare doing good?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Buddy? Thank you? Hi Rodney, listen up, mate.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Well dressed ladies in Europe when Wilder were wearing these
on their hats and hair after Benjamin Franklin published instructions
on how to make them in an issue of Poor
Richard's Almanac. But the last of bad disappeared when women
were being killed as a result of wearing them.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
I'm gonna have to say some type of animal skin
cap like a coon or a fox.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Some type of animal skin.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Let's say, Oh, I'm if I got to tell you
to take it off the animals.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It was still attached to the animal, that would be
a problem.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
Ron.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
See you're thinking their money? Are you? Are you finished?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Thinking?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Now? All right? Time to go to work.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Here, right, Yeah, buddy, Bob out of Knoxville, tennessee yourself.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Hello Bob, good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Good morning, buddy Bud. How you today?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Good good? Taking Alex to school here at third grade?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
All right, tell Alex we said, hey, hey, Alex, Hey pops.
All right, Bob here it is some father and son bonding.
Speaker 15 (25:44):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
We listened to the We listened to John Boy and
Billy Show every single morning going to school and always try.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
To get to the John Boy Jefpardy question.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
We're pretty good at it.
Speaker 13 (25:52):
But today it's a guest.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
All right, miss it.
Speaker 15 (25:56):
We finally get.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Through as we it always have what we're here? Yeah,
what you got man?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
We're gonna say, magnifying glass.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Show us magnifying glass.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Oh, the women around their heads are bursting.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Into That's what we were trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
What You're not a bad guess for shutting the dark
magnified this. Hey Bob, that's all right, huh you and Alex?
You and Alex dry again? Love the show? All right,
thank you. I'll have a good day.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Jay.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
That was stupid.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Dad.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Jeff out a Kitty Hawk, North Carolina man we're just
talking about kitty Hawk yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Right, brothers down there flying around, Jeff, Yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 8 (26:42):
Man?
Speaker 15 (26:43):
Doing fine?
Speaker 10 (26:43):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Jeff? Good cover? What are you thinking?
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I'm thinking burden is show us burden this?
Speaker 12 (26:55):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
These are the instructions for a what peck us nest?
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I say, if they'd wear a bird ness in their hair,
hat and stifle would come out.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Leather eggs and you go crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, Jeff, thanks for playing man all right, lovely day.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Remember, I'll tell you all about that bird to peck
my head, that jay bird when I was a kid.
You no, y'all, don't joke about that. That's gonna be traumatizing.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Half police officer hair.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
They're packing my style, Jeff, have a good day, buddy,
all right. Moving on to Brandon out of Wheeling, West Virginia.
Good morning, Brandon.
Speaker 16 (27:37):
Hello, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Pretty good?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Did you been thinking about this?
Speaker 8 (27:44):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (27:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What do you think I'm thinking of?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Lightning rods?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Lightning rods?
Speaker 6 (27:53):
No, that's hot, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean, let me ask Brandon, Brandon, did you know
this or is it a guess?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
It was just a guess.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I guess Benjamin Franklin kind of tipped it off for you.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah, women would wear lightning rods their hats and hair,
and of course see that draws lightning. I might want
to wear that only on the nice days. Jack and
Twins to get you hang on Formema.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Girls don't go swimming and shark infested waters without wearing
your good luck ham.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
That morning. It make shows on the radio. Let's get
in your newss boys. Friends.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
This is your good friend Oral Rogers bringing you the
big show right here on this morning radio program, asking
you if you're having some problems, put your hands upon
the radio in.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Come, good morning. The big show is on the radio. Spiggy,
(29:24):
go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 13 (29:26):
We were sitting in the Yellow Roads one afternoon and
somebody came up with the idea, well, if you had
to be gay and you could only date someone of
the same section as you were, who.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Would you pick?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Spancy al see Tim being there on karaoke to it
was actually a good live for you.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
See the name of your place already sounds like.
Speaker 16 (29:44):
A gay bar, and so far you've been the only
gay guy. Really, what about your son? He I'm going
to I'm in love too, I'm going the number two here.
Speaker 13 (30:04):
That my wife Betty picks Michelle Fifer, and I thought
that's real, nice good visual.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Off the wall.
Speaker 16 (30:12):
Johnny comes with Rayleo, and I've seen rayle in ely show.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I've watched the three which talk about a bad that's
really Dan.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
I've been with you for twenty two years. I've learned
something today I did not know.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Take it, take it? No, no, no, don't play long okay, Randy,
who would you pick?
Speaker 10 (30:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
See that's something if another man asked me, you think
about it for a long time. You don't come right
out with a radio. You don't make it look like
you've already put some thought in you that does the
thing come right now?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Name somebody Bradshaw for No, not Bradshaw, Harrison for and
for Randy and Harrison Ford all right, Billy Surearrison Ford.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Tell them what about you?
Speaker 15 (31:11):
Well, for the sake of humor, I mean, after this morning,
everybody's gonna think I'm gonna say like Jackie Chan, but
that wouldn't be my first pig.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We have to be gay, and we got to spend
like forever in a prison.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Sound no, no, I mean, just don't don't make it
any scarier than it already is.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Just don't think about it.
Speaker 15 (31:34):
Just I have to hang out with somebody who I
think is extremely cool. You know, if you're going, if
you're gonna turn gay, you know, at least be with
somebody cool.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Don't go with Lengthen from the MOTTSP.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
If I had to do it, I'd say Sam Elliott, Oh,
Sam Elliott, we gotta have some some dialogue.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, you know, if I'm in a presence out for life.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
With a guy.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
He's checking you out there, don't go called me a migo.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Thank there me go oh man, all right, Danny on
the coast of someone.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
I'm taking.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I'm going with Gilligan.
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