July 31, 2025 • 38 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll celebrate National Intern’s Day - with flashbacks to a couple of our former Big Show interns that wound up with endorsement gigs, Summer and Steve.. - The Crocodile Hunter goes in search of the FaceBook Bully.. - Oliver celebrates national mutt day with an open letter to the family dog.. - Mad Max gets pushed over the edge when the Enviro-Wackos try to take away his plush TP.. - We’ll get On Track with Doug Rice as he looks ahead to this weekend's NASCAR race in Iowa.. - and we will wrap up with a call to our agent Murray for some of his nutty endorsement ideas for the father of the Balloon Boy…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear
the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical? Talking to
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lou up and out on.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
It is Thursday, July the thirty first.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Here we all, last day of July.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Y'all, y'all like avocados?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I do eat one? Okay, National Avocado Day. It good
for you, I know, I wish I like that, the
green stuff they make out of you.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I'm trying to just just it's
just lazier, you know, grain.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It doesn't taste. I don't have much taste to me.
You haven't had a good way, maybe spiced up.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
With onion and some mothers.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well, National Avocado and Onion Day. You called me raspberry
cake day?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Out of work? National Mutday, Oh yeah, I love a mutt.
Got the love of mutt?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
National Intern Day, all I love interns.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We got some months we'll be celebrating.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Some is National Chili Dog Day, Old Chili Dog All right, Well, okay,
that's enough. The way because up, we got three dates
in history. It's very important. Where we're gonna category. It's
gonna get the first prize pack out. Let's go ahead,
jump in and get to Thursday Morning winning beginning. You
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got a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
To wake up.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Big Joe's on the radio. Good morning, Big shows on
the radio. Sortment of swag from world lawn mowers up
for grabs, the best value zero turned moores on the
market with a three unlimited hours warning. Commercial grade Kwaesagi
Engines heavy duty fabricated decks starting at just thirty two
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nine and nine world long, tough old grass, easy on
your wallet. It's in three dates in history. We'll get
our category. July thirty first, eighteen ninety three. Henry Perky
patented shredded wheat. Go Henry Perky the wheat fill shred
and some poorns and milk on it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Bam, don't get it.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
That's a tough cereal.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
My dad loved it. It's good for you. What y'all
told me about avocados.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just lay there, needs onions.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Nineteen twenty two, eighteen year old Ralph Samielson rode the
world's first water skis on Lake City, Minnesota, Ralph's Wild.
Then finally, on this day in nineteen eighty eight, the
last of the Playboy clubs closed its doors. It was
in Lansing, Michigan, first Playboy club opening nineteen sixty in Chicago.
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By the end of nineteen seventy two, more than a
million men joined twenty two different clubs to gaul kid
playboy bunny waitresses wearing bunny ears and tail I'm.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Here for the networking, That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
The same thing happen to Hooters. See they're all going
there is gone there. They don't want us to be happy.
I'm telling you. Yes, every Hooters has closed up. It
happened during the Me Too movement.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
That's when it started.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
How about that. Yeah, they all wanted to mad have it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Dude, Kevin, just go way some wayns look at some
birdie gong girl.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
One of the main founders of Hooters worked and lived
in Clearwater, Florida, when I lived there, and he was
friends with the general manager of the radio station I
was working for.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I went to a big party at a house that
he had built.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
On the water. His entire basement, full size Hooters restaurant,
and the waitresses were there anytime you wanted.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
To just stop by.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
He's just like a full operating Hooters.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Restaurant in his basement.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
What did his wife say about that? He wasn't man?
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, there's a little extra about the Hooters awful playboy club.
So one eight hundred big shows. You're told free line, come.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
On play out birds next.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio worlding
do you Thursday? I feature track from the Big Show
bit Box. Our agent Murray got some endorsement ideas for
the balloon Boy's dad just celebrated that date in history
when they said a balloon boy flew out of sight
it was a scam?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What keyword balloon boy? When you hear the bid box
at the Bigshow dot com uppers, let's play upburst.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
That's the game that anyone can win, John Boy, Billy,
give you prizes from the big Prize be.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
You're playing ups have the hurry up and guess time
you love the best time you love?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
A big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Hid a mic from Rowbox, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
We have a shot.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning, Hello, whaty welcome allright, coming
in hot out of roadbuck. Let's get you through these
three categories and get your prize packed to you.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Mike you ready, yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Five seconds. Give us three things shredded, ready to go.
Speaker 11 (06:57):
Chicken, piper and cheese.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
All right, now, I'll give us three things on a lake.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
You're ready to go, I'll ride a how about a boat,
doug and swimming?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Alright? And for the wind.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Three men's clubs.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Clubs are groups? Ready to go?
Speaker 11 (07:20):
To me about playboy Srinner's Club and fraternity?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay, f turnity club Yep, they got a club.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Play a fraternity is sort of a club in it,
I said, praternity like it like a pregnant club.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All right, I probably got those two.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, yeah, these days my good work, buddy, big old prize.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Back there, headed down the roadbug for you.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Thank here, wind a many hour top of your news
right on the other side. Got a time capsule grive
Island with July thirty, firson it Early Morning Live.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Tired of being intimidated and rush hour traffic in role
now in the James Brown School, of Defensive Driving. The
God of the Blacktops teaches you the techniques that have
allowed him to avoid costly traffic tickets for as long
as two hours at a time. Learn how to recover
from dangerous kids, avoid roadblocks, and continue down the road
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even after all four tires have been blown out by
bulice shotguns ended.
Speaker 13 (09:16):
James Brown.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's good. We are to to task any weed road
hog number one.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
We'll turn you from an easy radar target into a
fast moving ground rocket that nobody can stop. The James
Brown School of Defensive Driving for information called toll Free
one eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Get down, John boy and Billy flow that card.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Out, good credit.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
There's a neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
There ain't no residential district.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
Morning radio done right, good morn Now, No, there's a
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ways a lie, isn't it right now?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Mag room the real man, go go rend.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
That's it.
Speaker 13 (10:30):
That's all going, John Boyne, Randy Jackie, what up there?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (10:38):
I told me to talk to the hand. It scared me.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Now that can big his hand.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Out, y'all.
Speaker 13 (10:43):
Wasn't Kiddingness said? You know, we had a death in
the congregation last week. Miss Mini man Sanders died. She's
a lovely woman. She became a close friend of the
Sincere family over the years too. So I thought it'd
be a nice jeture if my wife and I had
a large floor arrangement from a two two of us
delving for the service. So Toma White and said, go
down and get the biggest arrangement you can find. Make
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it white lilies. Those are Miss Minni's favorite.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Flower, okay, and giving her with a big white ribbon
on it.
Speaker 13 (11:11):
And on the ribbon put rest in peace on both sides,
and if you can squeeze it in, we shall meet
again in heaven.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Now you know, miss in seals memory. It ain't quest
shop as it used to be.
Speaker 13 (11:22):
I said, now you write that down so you don't
forget it, honey.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
She said, don't worry.
Speaker 13 (11:25):
I got it. I got it well, missus Sale went
to the floors in order to arrange. The next day,
I came into the sanctuary. Dad was in front of
the church the biggest, most beautiful orangeal white lilies you
ever seen in your life, and one of the longest
white ribbons you ever seen in your life attached to it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Ribbon must have been ten feet long. I said, what
in the world?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
And then I got a little bit closer, I could
see why it was so long on the ribbon. In
big gold letters, it said rest in peace on both sides,
and if you can squeeze in, we shall meet again
that heaven.
Speaker 15 (11:58):
You know.
Speaker 13 (11:58):
I got quit saying her help.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
I can.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Told you I would have to double speaking.
Speaker 13 (12:05):
The messages getting mingled in the transmission. Ladies and gentleman,
here he's good.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 16 (12:11):
John bought one dubbin to the other. Yeah, dubbed Jack,
your boys do it. I'll tell you what this is. Oh,
I'm glad you got the rib shot because you go, David,
this is sit in by big show. Listen to me
to get on you already, you know, Jeff fox Worthy
our buddy, hoy you tell for.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Your red dad. By the way, I made a hundred,
but here we got. You might be a Southern Baptist.
Speaker 16 (12:43):
If you think God's presence is always strongest on the
back three pews, you may that wasn't much to you
as it was John boyd ready Villa. If you think
John the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention, you might
be South. If you judge the quality of a servant
by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
You smite me.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
If your definition of fellowship has something.
Speaker 11 (13:11):
To do with food.
Speaker 16 (13:13):
If you if you honestly believe the Apostle Paul spoke
King James Eaglish, if you think Jesus actually used Welch's
grape juice and saltine crackers, if you think preachers who
wear robes are in cohoots with the Communists, if you
judge the quality of a service by the length of
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the service, And if you ever wake up in the
middle of the night craved fried chicken and interpret that
feeling as a call to preach, you might mean a
Southern Baptist.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Said about we don we go.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Good Morning is a fixy old radio Hell are you
li Lindsey Premise Here when I'm on this side of
the pond, I get my daily dose of culture and
edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John Boy
and Billy right here on the big show.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Good Morning. It's a big show on the radio, toldy earliers.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
National Intern got an intern former intern right on my
level because made her mark in the world.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Of radio.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Lives like looking at you, not over.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
You that.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
As I'm interns. Let her intern for a while.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
With us and went on to great things as well,
like you remember the intern Summer. She even got her
own sponsorship deal.
Speaker 17 (15:28):
Hi, this is Summer from the Big Show with a
special message for you ladies out there. The next time
you have that thing you know that women sometimes get
in that.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Place, we'll do what I do.
Speaker 18 (15:43):
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because it has that you know, special stuff in it.
In fact, this stuff has thirty percent more of that
uh special stuff than the other brands. And that's four
out of five doctors recommend this stuff, you know instead
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of that other leading stuff. So if you've been using
you know that other stuff, this stuff is way better.
Speaker 17 (16:11):
I'm telling you. It's the bomb.
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So if you've got you know that thing, ask.
Speaker 17 (16:17):
For that stuff.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
It's on the asle with the other women's.
Speaker 18 (16:22):
Stuff at your favorite drug store. Ask for it by.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Names that stuff because you don't have time for that thing.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Good morning, I got the Bag show on the radio
coming up. We played John Boy Jeoppard to tell you
about the prize back in a second. First, it was
on a date in twenty eighteen. Save that Facebook, Hang on,
let me tell you about the prize back. I got
a lot of stuff going on in my head. Let
me see if I sorted it out without y'all. All right,
I got it. We got a hat, t shirt, and tumbler,
plus a twenty five dollars gas card from Lowell Tigers.
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Be sure to register for this year's ultimate styling and
Sturgis Trip of a lifetime with over eighty five thousand
dollars in prizes. You see the tails and registration at
stylinansturgions dot com, or look for the lod Tiger's link
when you hit it at the Big Show dot com.
All right, play for that in minute, Teddy about it
was on this day, July thirty first, twenty eighteen. Facebook
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disclosed and removed a Russian linked network of sites attempting
to interfere in American politics. Yeah, I've been hearing about
the Russian collusion, you know, the whole deal they made
up against Trump and like that. And they came out
and said, Russia's no way.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
They don't have the.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Tools or the talent actually to interfere. So they took
this down in twenty eighteen, so they were still pushing
that deal. Okay, well all right, see see what happens
with it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Keep your fingers crossed. And right now we had Ironman
on doing something that we could take care of on Facebook.
That would be the Facebook Bully.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
There we go.
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stokers, traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap out
of them.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving good day, you're old pal, Steve. Here,
and today we're hot on the trail of a brand
new species. It's only been around for a little over
a decade, but apparently they breed like rabbits because the
entire bloody planet is run over with them. The scientific
name is Cyberust. Facebook as Bullius or the Facebook tough guy.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Off the Street is extremely dangerous. Was last seen in
the vicinity of the Animal Street Park.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Sorry, let me shut that off. While everyone knows they exist,
no one has ever seen one in person. They talk
big online, but when it comes time to put up
a shut up, they're a no show. But today I
think I've managed to lure one of these cowards out
from behind the keyboard and into the open. I've arranged
a meeting and maybe a showdown right here at Elm
Street Park. Don't worry, folks, Old Steve is in no danger.
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The only place the Facebook tough guy is really dangerous
is in their own imagination. But I think I really
got his goat by insulting all the stuff on his page.
Judging by his profanity laced response, I pretty much guarantee
he'll show up. Who will guess who? He doesn't even
dare to meet me head on. He's got to sneak
up on me through the underbrush. I see you in
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the bushes there, JOCKO show yourself. Oh brother, look at
this yaro. He's afraid to show his blue and face
dressed up in the worst gorilla costume I've ever seen. Oh,
spare me the patrics here, dandy Gilli spit. I'm onto you.
So you fell for my little trape? Which insult got
your lad? How bet it was how you use your
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telescope as a substitute for your manhood? I knew it, Craggie.
Did you really think you were gonna give me the
jinkies with that moth eating Halloween cast off. I've gone
toe to toe with the worst of Mother Nature's worst.
The jiggs up. Mate, be a man and shuck that
mask on outfit. Let's get a look at you. I
can't understand a thing saying under that mask. I'm gonna
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pull it off so I can see your face before
you run away again. Huh Unless I miss my guess,
that's either on there pretty tight. All this is real,
of course it is. Look, mate, this is a simple misunderstanding.
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What's going on here? A careful mate, stay back. This
guy's a monster. I don't care what kinky stuff you
freaks her up to. Just tell me which one of
you both those is the white guy that made fun
of my telescope on Faithbook.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh so it's you.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
You think you're gonna care me dressed up like the
keyboard player and show based pizza. I knew you wouldn't
have the co jonis to show your face.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm not just some rube. It's go time, bro.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Just as soon as I finished this banana, Oh hey, help,
you know it's kind of fun when you're on this
end of it.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Help.
Speaker 14 (21:25):
Tune in again next week for another episode of that
crocodile stalker.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
What are you gonna do that telescope?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Well, let's please John Boy jever the all review yesterday's question.
We found out with over four hundred movies and TV
shows based on his writings. The Guinness Book of World
Records list this famous author as the world's most filmed
author ever.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Who is William Shakespeareah was very popular? Or the rest
of it?
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Will?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. The current Superman movie features
the Man of Steel's dog Crypto, but the superhero had
another super pet named Bepo. This is what kind of
animal Bepo was?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
BeO? What is Batman?
Speaker 8 (22:26):
I have no idea?
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred Big show you told
free line. We go to we get a winner. We
play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning. It's a big
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show on the radio. Running to you Thursday, ju Light
of thirty first our feature TrackMan the Big Show bit Box.
Our agent Murray got endorsement ideas for the balloon Boy's dad.
He heard balloon Boy checking that one hit the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot com there right now, let's
play yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
It's done, Boy, Japany and now your host.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
He heard Marvel is creating a supervillain role for Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's either gonna be for the Transformers.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Or X Men.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
He's John Boy like that, as I had Anthony out
of Pollocksville, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Good morning, Anthony, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Hey buddy, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning, big old price pack. So the current
Superman movie features a Man of Steel's dog, Crypto of
the superhero had another super pet named Bepo.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
What was Bepo.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Was a monkey?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You say Beppo was a monkey, a super monkey? Well yeah,
super erun. Let's say say what Heather you all over there?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Money was a super monkey. He was from the planet Krypton.
But sadly, Bepo may never make a comeback. He didn't
even make the cut to be in the twenty twenty
two animated movie reboot of the DC League of Super Pets.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
So you never chose the monkey. Oh keep pulling for
Bebo and Anthony.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You got a big old Lord Tiger's prize back had
old Pollocksville for you.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
You got it, buddy. I ain't going with jacket. All right,
National Monday, I was talking about earlier.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oliver loves his some dogs to turn the big guy
loose right on the other side. Good morning, it's a
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big show on the radio, National mount Day. We love
our mutty Doll and bring in a dog, Glover right
now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Well well, well, did you know that over ninety percent
of Americans have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and
with rare exception, pets are treasured members of the family.
And as with all families, sometimes, no matter how much
you love them, they need a not jerked in their tail.
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You need to throw some grits and kibbles and bits
against the wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up, Fido.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other
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dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by Nascar. Beating me to the bottom accomplishes
absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either. Remember I
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fall faster than you can run. I can't buy anything
bigger than a king size bed. I'm sorry you have
the ability to curl into a ball when you sleep.
I can't. Laying your tail out straight on one end
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and sticking out your tongue on the other I interpret
as sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret
exit from the bathroom. I promise if by some miracle
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I beat you there and managed to shut the door,
it's not necessary to claw wine, try to turn the
knob or burrow under the door. I'll be out in
a minute. For the love of God, stop staring at me.
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I was talking to you, John boy.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
This wasn't the.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
When I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome
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me with a chorus of anxious happy box you and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue. For the safety of
my family, Please stop loving every other human being on
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the planet. See one of the benefits of Owning a
dog is protection. Home Invaders, serial killers, and terrorists are
not my friends, and nor should they be yours.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Remember, kill, kill, not kiss.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Kiss.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
And speaking of kisses, I'm flattered by your attention. Your
unconditional love is the best part of my day. But
you don't need to lick my face. First of all,
eat a damn altois once in a while, believe it
or not, all that butt licking makes your breadsteak has
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a shot, not to mention the fact that those button
germs on your.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Tongue are now on my face.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
I'm also not crazy about you loving me up right
after you've eaten a rotten squirrel, a mouse or some
other animal's duty. It's a whole wild scene, man, and
I want nothing to do with it. See that's one
of the reasons I wanted you to learn how to
shake hands, dmit I sure wish I knew how to
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say that in dog language.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio, Rise
getting this call here.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Good morning, big show, Combo.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Milla, Golla ahead, Maxie and.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Max, how you doing it?
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Ain't a rock You're mad. I'm mad at Taylor Swift
and the Kanye West Boys. Now the Inviolo Nazis are
declaring war on toilet paper. Alight, not all toilet paper,
just a good kind, the thick saw slumping kind, and
(31:52):
don't leave little pieces on the cartoon bears. But the
TV commercial Alan Hurskwitz from so some of them called
the National Resources Defense Council says good old soft American
toilet paper is made by chopping down old growth trees.
That means it's bad for the earth because it hurts
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the bears and the caribous and a migratory bird. Well,
may I just say, my big old bud, mister Hrskell,
which calls soft toilet paper the hummer of the paper industry, Well,
if by that you mean top quality Milton to get
the job done and totally awesome, then you're right. This
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guy wants everybody to use recycled toilet paper like a
do over in Europe, you know, to con where you
can see chunks of wood in It feels like a
rubbing a piece of typing paper in your cry well.
It might be good enough for Pierre and Clive and
Hans and Fred, but here in America, we like our
toilet paper just like our women checking fluffy with a
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hen or rowed that toilet paper. People say they're trying
to make your product as earth friendly as they can. Oh,
but that ain't good enough for these tree humpers, and
run around shaking their finger in your face all the time.
These people ain't never satisfied. First they wanted us to
go green. Now sounds like they want us to go brown.
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a tad obsessive about bathroom stuff. You dad, God, I'm skippy,
I'm fifty five years old, I'm fat, I'm slow. My
sex life has trailed off to nothing. Taking a good
long dump is one of the last real pleasures on
the night. Ain't giving it up without fire. I got
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enough people calling up my butt without coming boy trying
to take away my soft toilet paper. I think some
of the people from the town hall meetings need to
get to work on this. Instead of tea parties, we
need to be having some tea pea parties. I'll give
up my soft coilet paper when you proud out of
the crack of my cold dad. Cain't hamper but out
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of my business, you happy turch and what you bet
with a handful of leaves. If you won't to believe
my colet paper long now saying I out shut up
and quit learn in my life, John Boby, y'all have
a nice.
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Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
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on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear
the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical? Talking to
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lou up and out on.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
It is Thursday, July the thirty first.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Here we all, last day of July.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Y'all, y'all like avocados?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I do eat one? Okay, National Avocado Day. It good
for you, I know, I wish I like that, the
green stuff they make out of you.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I'm trying to just just it's
just lazier, you know, grain.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It doesn't taste. I don't have much taste to me.
You haven't had a good way, maybe spiced up.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
With onion and some mothers.
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Well, National Avocado and Onion Day. You called me raspberry
cake day?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Out of work? National Mutday, Oh yeah, I love a mutt.
Got the love of mutt?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
National Intern Day, all I love interns.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We got some months we'll be celebrating.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Some is National Chili Dog Day, Old Chili Dog All right, Well, okay,
that's enough. The way because up, we got three dates
in history. It's very important. Where we're gonna category. It's
gonna get the first prize pack out. Let's go ahead,
jump in and get to Thursday Morning winning beginning. You
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got a few minutes.
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To wake up.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Big Joe's on the radio. Good morning, Big shows on
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Speaker 2 (03:03):
Bam, don't get it.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
That's a tough cereal.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
My dad loved it. It's good for you. What y'all
told me about avocados.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just lay there, needs onions.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Nineteen twenty two, eighteen year old Ralph Samielson rode the
world's first water skis on Lake City, Minnesota, Ralph's Wild.
Then finally, on this day in nineteen eighty eight, the
last of the Playboy clubs closed its doors. It was
in Lansing, Michigan, first Playboy club opening nineteen sixty in Chicago.
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By the end of nineteen seventy two, more than a
million men joined twenty two different clubs to gaul kid
playboy bunny waitresses wearing bunny ears and tail I'm.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Here for the networking, That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
The same thing happen to Hooters. See they're all going
there is gone there. They don't want us to be happy.
I'm telling you. Yes, every Hooters has closed up. It
happened during the Me Too movement.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
That's when it started.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
How about that. Yeah, they all wanted to mad have it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Dude, Kevin, just go way some wayns look at some
birdie gong girl.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
One of the main founders of Hooters worked and lived
in Clearwater, Florida, when I lived there, and he was
friends with the general manager of the radio station I
was working for.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I went to a big party at a house that
he had built.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
On the water. His entire basement, full size Hooters restaurant,
and the waitresses were there anytime you wanted.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
To just stop by.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
He's just like a full operating Hooters.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Restaurant in his basement.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
What did his wife say about that? He wasn't man?
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, there's a little extra about the Hooters awful playboy club.
So one eight hundred big shows. You're told free line, come.
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On play out birds next.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio worlding
do you Thursday? I feature track from the Big Show
bit Box. Our agent Murray got some endorsement ideas for
the balloon Boy's dad just celebrated that date in history
when they said a balloon boy flew out of sight
it was a scam?
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Speaker 9 (05:57):
That's the game that anyone can win, John Boy, Billy,
give you prizes from the big Prize be.
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Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
You're playing ups have the hurry up and guess time
you love the best time you love?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
A big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Hid a mic from Rowbox, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
We have a shot.
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Good morning, Mike, Good morning, Hello, whaty welcome allright, coming
in hot out of roadbuck. Let's get you through these
three categories and get your prize packed to you.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Mike you ready, yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Five seconds. Give us three things shredded, ready to go.
Speaker 11 (06:57):
Chicken, piper and cheese.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
All right, now, I'll give us three things on a lake.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
You're ready to go, I'll ride a how about a boat,
doug and swimming?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Alright? And for the wind.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Three men's clubs.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Clubs are groups? Ready to go?
Speaker 11 (07:20):
To me about playboy Srinner's Club and fraternity?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay, f turnity club Yep, they got a club.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Play a fraternity is sort of a club in it,
I said, praternity like it like a pregnant club.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All right, I probably got those two.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
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Back there, headed down the roadbug for you.
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Thank here, wind a many hour top of your news
right on the other side. Got a time capsule grive
Island with July thirty, firson it Early Morning Live.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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Out, good credit.
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There ain't no residential district.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
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That's all going, John Boyne, Randy Jackie, what up there?
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Speaker 14 (10:38):
I told me to talk to the hand. It scared me.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Now that can big his hand.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Out, y'all.
Speaker 13 (10:43):
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the congregation last week. Miss Mini man Sanders died. She's
a lovely woman. She became a close friend of the
Sincere family over the years too. So I thought it'd
be a nice jeture if my wife and I had
a large floor arrangement from a two two of us
delving for the service. So Toma White and said, go
down and get the biggest arrangement you can find. Make
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it white lilies. Those are Miss Minni's favorite.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Flower, okay, and giving her with a big white ribbon
on it.
Speaker 13 (11:11):
And on the ribbon put rest in peace on both sides,
and if you can squeeze it in, we shall meet
again in heaven.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Now you know, miss in seals memory. It ain't quest
shop as it used to be.
Speaker 13 (11:22):
I said, now you write that down so you don't
forget it, honey.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
She said, don't worry.
Speaker 13 (11:25):
I got it. I got it well, missus Sale went
to the floors in order to arrange. The next day,
I came into the sanctuary. Dad was in front of
the church the biggest, most beautiful orangeal white lilies you
ever seen in your life, and one of the longest
white ribbons you ever seen in your life attached to it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Ribbon must have been ten feet long. I said, what
in the world?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
And then I got a little bit closer, I could
see why it was so long on the ribbon. In
big gold letters, it said rest in peace on both sides,
and if you can squeeze in, we shall meet again
that heaven.
Speaker 15 (11:58):
You know.
Speaker 13 (11:58):
I got quit saying her help.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
I can.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Told you I would have to double speaking.
Speaker 13 (12:05):
The messages getting mingled in the transmission. Ladies and gentleman,
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Speaker 16 (12:11):
John bought one dubbin to the other. Yeah, dubbed Jack,
your boys do it. I'll tell you what this is. Oh,
I'm glad you got the rib shot because you go, David,
this is sit in by big show. Listen to me
to get on you already, you know, Jeff fox Worthy
our buddy, hoy you tell for.
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Your red dad. By the way, I made a hundred,
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Speaker 16 (12:43):
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by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
You smite me.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
If your definition of fellowship has something.
Speaker 11 (13:11):
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Speaker 16 (13:13):
If you if you honestly believe the Apostle Paul spoke
King James Eaglish, if you think Jesus actually used Welch's
grape juice and saltine crackers, if you think preachers who
wear robes are in cohoots with the Communists, if you
judge the quality of a service by the length of
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the service, And if you ever wake up in the
middle of the night craved fried chicken and interpret that
feeling as a call to preach, you might mean a
Southern Baptist.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Said about we don we go.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Good Morning is a fixy old radio Hell are you
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and Billy right here on the big show.
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You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny.
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National Intern got an intern former intern right on my
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As I'm interns. Let her intern for a while.
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With us and went on to great things as well,
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Good morning, I got the Bag show on the radio
coming up. We played John Boy Jeoppard to tell you
about the prize back in a second. First, it was
on a date in twenty eighteen. Save that Facebook, Hang on,
let me tell you about the prize back. I got
a lot of stuff going on in my head. Let
me see if I sorted it out without y'all. All right,
I got it. We got a hat, t shirt, and tumbler,
plus a twenty five dollars gas card from Lowell Tigers.
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All right, play for that in minute, Teddy about it
was on this day, July thirty first, twenty eighteen. Facebook
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disclosed and removed a Russian linked network of sites attempting
to interfere in American politics. Yeah, I've been hearing about
the Russian collusion, you know, the whole deal they made
up against Trump and like that. And they came out
and said, Russia's no way.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
They don't have the.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Tools or the talent actually to interfere. So they took
this down in twenty eighteen, so they were still pushing
that deal. Okay, well all right, see see what happens
with it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Keep your fingers crossed. And right now we had Ironman
on doing something that we could take care of on Facebook.
That would be the Facebook Bully.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
There we go.
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stokers, traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap out
of them.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving good day, you're old pal, Steve. Here,
and today we're hot on the trail of a brand
new species. It's only been around for a little over
a decade, but apparently they breed like rabbits because the
entire bloody planet is run over with them. The scientific
name is Cyberust. Facebook as Bullius or the Facebook tough guy.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Off the Street is extremely dangerous. Was last seen in
the vicinity of the Animal Street Park.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Sorry, let me shut that off. While everyone knows they exist,
no one has ever seen one in person. They talk
big online, but when it comes time to put up
a shut up, they're a no show. But today I
think I've managed to lure one of these cowards out
from behind the keyboard and into the open. I've arranged
a meeting and maybe a showdown right here at Elm
Street Park. Don't worry, folks, Old Steve is in no danger.
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The only place the Facebook tough guy is really dangerous
is in their own imagination. But I think I really
got his goat by insulting all the stuff on his page.
Judging by his profanity laced response, I pretty much guarantee
he'll show up. Who will guess who? He doesn't even
dare to meet me head on. He's got to sneak
up on me through the underbrush. I see you in
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the bushes there, JOCKO show yourself. Oh brother, look at
this yaro. He's afraid to show his blue and face
dressed up in the worst gorilla costume I've ever seen. Oh,
spare me the patrics here, dandy Gilli spit. I'm onto you.
So you fell for my little trape? Which insult got
your lad? How bet it was how you use your
(19:57):
telescope as a substitute for your manhood? I knew it, Craggie.
Did you really think you were gonna give me the
jinkies with that moth eating Halloween cast off. I've gone
toe to toe with the worst of Mother Nature's worst.
The jiggs up. Mate, be a man and shuck that
mask on outfit. Let's get a look at you. I
can't understand a thing saying under that mask. I'm gonna
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pull it off so I can see your face before
you run away again. Huh Unless I miss my guess,
that's either on there pretty tight. All this is real,
of course it is. Look, mate, this is a simple misunderstanding.
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What's going on here? A careful mate, stay back. This
guy's a monster. I don't care what kinky stuff you
freaks her up to. Just tell me which one of
you both those is the white guy that made fun
of my telescope on Faithbook.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh so it's you.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
You think you're gonna care me dressed up like the
keyboard player and show based pizza. I knew you wouldn't
have the co jonis to show your face.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm not just some rube. It's go time, bro.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Just as soon as I finished this banana, Oh hey, help,
you know it's kind of fun when you're on this
end of it.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Help.
Speaker 14 (21:25):
Tune in again next week for another episode of that
crocodile stalker.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
What are you gonna do that telescope?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Well, let's please John Boy jever the all review yesterday's question.
We found out with over four hundred movies and TV
shows based on his writings. The Guinness Book of World
Records list this famous author as the world's most filmed
author ever.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Who is William Shakespeareah was very popular? Or the rest
of it?
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Will?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. The current Superman movie features
the Man of Steel's dog Crypto, but the superhero had
another super pet named Bepo. This is what kind of
animal Bepo was?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
BeO? What is Batman?
Speaker 8 (22:26):
I have no idea?
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred Big show you told
free line. We go to we get a winner. We
play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning. It's a big
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show on the radio. Running to you Thursday, ju Light
of thirty first our feature TrackMan the Big Show bit Box.
Our agent Murray got endorsement ideas for the balloon Boy's dad.
He heard balloon Boy checking that one hit the Big
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play yes live across America.
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It's done, Boy, Japany and now your host.
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He heard Marvel is creating a supervillain role for Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's either gonna be for the Transformers.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Or X Men.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
He's John Boy like that, as I had Anthony out
of Pollocksville, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Good morning, Anthony, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Hey buddy, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning, big old price pack. So the current
Superman movie features a Man of Steel's dog, Crypto of
the superhero had another super pet named Bepo.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
What was Bepo.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Was a monkey?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You say Beppo was a monkey, a super monkey? Well yeah,
super erun. Let's say say what Heather you all over there?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Money was a super monkey. He was from the planet Krypton.
But sadly, Bepo may never make a comeback. He didn't
even make the cut to be in the twenty twenty
two animated movie reboot of the DC League of Super Pets.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
So you never chose the monkey. Oh keep pulling for
Bebo and Anthony.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You got a big old Lord Tiger's prize back had
old Pollocksville for you.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
You got it, buddy. I ain't going with jacket. All right,
National Monday, I was talking about earlier.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oliver loves his some dogs to turn the big guy
loose right on the other side. Good morning, it's a
(25:42):
big show on the radio, National mount Day. We love
our mutty Doll and bring in a dog, Glover right
now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Well well, well, did you know that over ninety percent
of Americans have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and
with rare exception, pets are treasured members of the family.
And as with all families, sometimes, no matter how much
you love them, they need a not jerked in their tail.
(26:26):
You need to throw some grits and kibbles and bits
against the wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up, Fido.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other
(26:47):
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by Nascar. Beating me to the bottom accomplishes
absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either. Remember I
(27:15):
fall faster than you can run. I can't buy anything
bigger than a king size bed. I'm sorry you have
the ability to curl into a ball when you sleep.
I can't. Laying your tail out straight on one end
(27:37):
and sticking out your tongue on the other I interpret
as sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret
exit from the bathroom. I promise if by some miracle
(27:59):
I beat you there and managed to shut the door,
it's not necessary to claw wine, try to turn the
knob or burrow under the door. I'll be out in
a minute. For the love of God, stop staring at me.
(28:26):
I was talking to you, John boy.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
This wasn't the.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
When I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome
(28:53):
me with a chorus of anxious happy box you and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue. For the safety of
my family, Please stop loving every other human being on
(29:15):
the planet. See one of the benefits of Owning a
dog is protection. Home Invaders, serial killers, and terrorists are
not my friends, and nor should they be yours.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Remember, kill, kill, not kiss.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Kiss.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
And speaking of kisses, I'm flattered by your attention. Your
unconditional love is the best part of my day. But
you don't need to lick my face. First of all,
eat a damn altois once in a while, believe it
or not, all that butt licking makes your breadsteak has
(30:03):
a shot, not to mention the fact that those button
germs on your.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Tongue are now on my face.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
I'm also not crazy about you loving me up right
after you've eaten a rotten squirrel, a mouse or some
other animal's duty. It's a whole wild scene, man, and
I want nothing to do with it. See that's one
of the reasons I wanted you to learn how to
shake hands, dmit I sure wish I knew how to
(30:39):
say that in dog language.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio, Rise
getting this call here.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Good morning, big show, Combo.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Milla, Golla ahead, Maxie and.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Max, how you doing it?
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Ain't a rock You're mad. I'm mad at Taylor Swift
and the Kanye West Boys. Now the Inviolo Nazis are
declaring war on toilet paper. Alight, not all toilet paper,
just a good kind, the thick saw slumping kind, and
(31:52):
don't leave little pieces on the cartoon bears. But the
TV commercial Alan Hurskwitz from so some of them called
the National Resources Defense Council says good old soft American
toilet paper is made by chopping down old growth trees.
That means it's bad for the earth because it hurts
(32:13):
the bears and the caribous and a migratory bird. Well,
may I just say, my big old bud, mister Hrskell,
which calls soft toilet paper the hummer of the paper industry, Well,
if by that you mean top quality Milton to get
the job done and totally awesome, then you're right. This
(32:35):
guy wants everybody to use recycled toilet paper like a
do over in Europe, you know, to con where you
can see chunks of wood in It feels like a
rubbing a piece of typing paper in your cry well.
It might be good enough for Pierre and Clive and
Hans and Fred, but here in America, we like our
toilet paper just like our women checking fluffy with a
(32:59):
hen or rowed that toilet paper. People say they're trying
to make your product as earth friendly as they can. Oh,
but that ain't good enough for these tree humpers, and
run around shaking their finger in your face all the time.
These people ain't never satisfied. First they wanted us to
go green. Now sounds like they want us to go brown.
(33:21):
Some of y'all are saying mix. You're starting to sound
a tad obsessive about bathroom stuff. You dad, God, I'm skippy,
I'm fifty five years old, I'm fat, I'm slow. My
sex life has trailed off to nothing. Taking a good
long dump is one of the last real pleasures on
the night. Ain't giving it up without fire. I got
(33:44):
enough people calling up my butt without coming boy trying
to take away my soft toilet paper. I think some
of the people from the town hall meetings need to
get to work on this. Instead of tea parties, we
need to be having some tea pea parties. I'll give
up my soft coilet paper when you proud out of
the crack of my cold dad. Cain't hamper but out
(34:12):
of my business, you happy turch and what you bet
with a handful of leaves. If you won't to believe
my colet paper long now saying I out shut up
and quit learn in my life, John Boby, y'all have
a nice.
Speaker 19 (34:29):
Yet morning. The Begs Show is on your radio. I'll
tell you I never seen anything like it in my life.
The suns belly up. There's full diaperywhere flying through the air,
plates and bullets and hands. People eat them with their fingers,
their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 15 (34:44):
With the spreads. You can't imagine chicken and biscuits and
whole pigs on a great big sticky.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
That's what it's like at the junkpoint of pully pig shurew.
It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you.
Speaker 15 (34:55):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for you fainted cleaning? Oh my head, you
can eat that.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. National Monday.
I took care of that National Intern Day. You were
enjoying Tator on that day you heard about a couple
of former interns hair on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
It's one we got there a little sponsorship deal. No,
no worry, Tata wasn't worth mode.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Okay, y'all remember Steve the former idiot INTERNO.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
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as Idiot Intern. If you're a guy and you get
that guy thing, you know how uncomfortable it can be.
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Speaker 2 (36:48):
Would you know.
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This stuff as the active ingredient doctors recommend most if
you've been using that other stuff, will take it from me.
This stuff smokes it like a cheap cigar. In fact,
four out of five doctors say this stuff makes the
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(37:32):
it's the well, it's the stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
This stuff new from.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
The Baker's of that stuff for women because guys don't
have time for that thing.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
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