April 24, 2025 • 49 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci presents evidence that her family’s ‘travel curse’ is hereditary.. - Hoyt and the Jr. Nation Band have a diddy entitled “The Night Ray Stevens Came to Town”.. - Col. Brewster, our Poet Laureate will stand on a hill and deliver his latest work, “The Tesla Trap”.. - Doug Rice is back from NASCAR’s week off with a report on what to expect this weekend at Talladega Superspeedway.. - Ike Turner has some advice for attending the Prom.. - We’ll fill a listener request to hear Oliver’s commentary on John Boy’s dog, Pearl.. - and we’ll finish up with the Mayor of Dismal Seepage…
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man Foley. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old. I
am right divorced.
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And every morning I listen to Young Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
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When I wake up in a vein river, go on
and laugh.
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And leave the radio work.
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Who condon do no homing at him? They were right
away here this morning as early. It's Thursday. It's April
the twenty fourth. Then we got the whole Big Show
crew here. Tanyer is back from globe trotting as well
as Jackie, because the Jackie did it in the allotted time.
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But that's all right. I heard Taylor. I know how
you how you globe trot baby?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
You like it's Likeurphy's law with me, So.
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Tell my list there's about the Morane law of travel.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, just in.
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General, everywhere you go you cure.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Droughts, Yes, we do. You do.
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It rains on every trip the that you go.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
On, pretty much? Yeah, like pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So did it rain on your traible? First? Well, you
were in Italy?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I was in Italy. Yeah, we went to Florence.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
We went to the into the upper part of Tuscany,
and then we also went to Milan. Yeah, and it
rained every day. It was sunny and beautiful the day
before we got there, and the day that we were
to leave it also cleared up.
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Okay, good and uh and this is the first time,
as far as I know, looking back in your Morane genealogy,
that you've killed the pope. Yeah, how about that.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Show up in Italy and man have been hanging on
for a month and yeah, I come down Easter and
uh and it happened.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh well, I'm glad you got back safe and we're
all right.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Bed for the marine curses at a minimum. I was like, Mike,
drop leave out, all right, Well, bless the Pope.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Blessed the Catholic. Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Right, and you being a Catholic too makes it that
much more Moran, Like.
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I was scared to walk into some of the tombos.
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Yes, she's really a Catholic by proxy.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I'm a Catholic light.
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I should have told you before you went to Italy.
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You should have been paying attention that I was going
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Hey began, gaydar, that's right. It is I, the seeker
of the sissy, the pursuer of the pansy, the falconer
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protecting our future by outing voice smoochers, protecting the flag
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by stopping the stopping the ah dank nabbit. For the
lofe of me, I can't think of anything that rides
with flag no go.
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I hate when that happens.
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Yeah, well, I ain't quite the word smith. You and
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Well?
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Making radio magic as usual? What you been doing didn't.
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You just listen to my dang introductions. I thought it
was pretty clear. You mean to run through it again
in case you miss something.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, I'm sorry they're sugar breeches. Is
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That's not there. It's just that I know what's coming.
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all the people I hang out with them being gay.
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Well that's kind of my bag, No pun intendant. Now,
if you prefer, I can talk about how I hate
leaf blowers or working women or not kept it in restaurants,
or how Obama is our savior.
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No, we got a guy already does that.
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old hum for covering the same thing over and over.
So I'm like a little professional courtesy extended my way.
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, have the wide world of wedgies. Do you
even know what I'm gonna talk about? Ever occur to you?
Speaker 11 (12:24):
Use it?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
You just might be wrong.
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You're right, I sort of jumped the gun head.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Speaking of guns lately, I've been pondering your recent infatuation
with your fruity little hunting buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
What you don't mean no mause o boys, do you?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well? I wasn't gonna start them since you brought it up.
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You cannot be serious.
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You that gun?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Right? I'm serious. Hey, I'm sorry. But with names like
Cuz and Yuck and Toggy, there's some fishy going on.
You throw into regulars like Captain Kitty Cat Pokey from
the Mountains and little Bitty Cobby Bunny and you got
your if the touring company had deliver us right there.
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That's ridiculous.
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Really, well, I tell you what's ridiculous. The way you
talk about him on the radio. You ever listen to yourself.
You sound like a schoolgirl swooning over the star quarterback.
Oh cuz you're so ruggs. Will you take me to
the dance?
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You did crazy? I don't swoon over and I never
asked cousin take me to the dance.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well, let me ask you this. Did he ask you?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, he didn't ask me to the dance?
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Hell, can you blame me with your bad attitude? No offense,
but you can be a bit of a bit.
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You got this all wrong. They listened to the show,
heard I was a hunter. They invited me to a
turkey hunt for their TV show.
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Well, there's your first clue, Sherlock Homo. They're TV folk.
You and I both know TV chuck full of oprats.
You wind up going for the turkey and staying for
the goble godble, Can I get a whippi?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Man, It wasn't like that at all. They made me
a turkey thug.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
A turkey thug. Well line, now, is that with you?
Backwood's booty burglars call yourself to make you sound tough
turkey thug? That sounds like the world's worst Inner city game. Hey,
I couldn't make the crimson blood, but I'm a turkey thug.
(14:21):
Hell couldn't you be a dear destroyer or a or
a moose maller, or hell even an elk eliminator. Turkey thug?
Ain't that sweet? That's right up there with chicken choker
for corn.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Hey, don't you even know what thug stands for?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Huh? Temperamental homos uniting for gainness.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So let me get this straight.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I'd be nice for a change.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You're saying all these guys I go hunt with her.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Jay, Well, I will say it's hard to tell sometimes
my gay detecting powers can sometimes be thwarted.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Really well, how when.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
You'all dressing homo.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Flaw, I think we're about done here.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Suit yourself. I'm just trying to watch your back and
not in the way you're hunting. But if you was,
let me just say, if they ever invite you bear hunting,
just make sure they're talking about the animal and not
the clothing optional, shyme just some food for thought, and
maybe you need to go back for seconds.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Shaun Boy and Billy, No, we're not homosexual, but we
are willing to learn.
Speaker 12 (15:27):
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Good morning rad yell dumb right, Good morning makes Joe's
(16:00):
on the radio here in April twenty fourth. Yeah, there's
prom season, right about that? My gut feeling later this morning,
I yeah, my acts and I called about something to
do with the prim might be a problem. They can
help you with piggyback there right now, let's get this call.
(16:21):
Good morning bis yall.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning all our beloved friends under in radio land. As
here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, prom season
is upon us again, and the Bisbee Unified School District
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out near Tucson, Arizona has come up with just a
wonderful idea to make sure the young uns out there
have a safe and enjoyable evening. Listen to this. He's
a handing out what they call up wrong bag. It's
got some important supplies in it for the big night.
Like what, Well, let's see. Says here. It's a picture frame,
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a candle, a pack of breath mints, and two condoms. Well, now,
ain't that spash? Won't y'all just put a couple of
short glasses and a roach clip in there too? Says here.
The contraceptives was provided by the local health department. Well
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that was mighty nice of them. Won't y'all get the
ABC board to throw in a fake ID so Ken
and Barbie can stop by the liquor store on the
way home.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We love it.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Handing out condoms on prom night makes about as much
sense as handing out pistols at a puff didly concert.
I mean, what's the first four letters in the word
promised cuity?
Speaker 10 (17:55):
P r M. You do the.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Mas some of you and say, yeah, freature. We got
a real problem with these teenage gals getting pregnant nowadays. Well,
I wonder what brung that on. We don't allow the
Bible in schools no more, but we'll send our young
guys out dressed up like the Horror of Babylon. They
spend three hours in a dark gym listening to Ozzy
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Osmond and Queen Levitra telling them to drop it like
it's hot. What did y'all fak was gonna happen? Okay,
you're the smart how would you handle it? Well, friends,
I'm glad you asked the Sword of Joshua. Independent Full
Gospel of Pentecostal Day School is proud to announce the
Big Junior Senior Spring Cotillion and Bible Conference. He's coming
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up on Saturday night, May the seventeenth, featuring the biblically
accurate and plumb undancable sound of the Cedarwood Brothers Quartet
with Sister Tabitha, also featuring a special soul old stirring
gospel presentation by Doctor Jebinar Spurgeon of the Signs and
Wonders Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Tabernacle in Nutsack, Oklahoma. Doctor
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Spurgeon is a straight shooter. He'll give these younguns the
message I need to hear nowadays. Sex is the most dangerous,
diabolical and degrading activity in the whole wide world, and
you should save it for somebody that you really love.
Always an open door and a double doors of the
God's honest truth coming at you. At the Sword of Joshua,
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Independent Full Gospel Penny Coostal Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the frontage Road. This there's a Reverend
Billy Ray Collins reminding you this time to turn so
you don't burn John Boyn Billy come, ye'll keep them
straight up.
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Fire Still another prize pact for you. Less than thirty
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Speaker 1 (20:07):
Me up at you? Who it's you, Marcel?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
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just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Were
established what season it is? Prom season in this spring?
It's Abril twenty fourth, and it was on this exact
date in nineteen seventy four, Raised Stevens releases to the Streak,
reflecting the popularity of the seventies fat streaking running around
niggid in public. O, look what we got in the
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US mail? Hey perverts. Junior Nation's resident Johnny Cash expert
Gooch just wrote and sung one about a girl that
broke his heart almost forty years ago. And believe it
or not, the whole thing was Ray Stevens's fault. Ye'all
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keep them straight up for hoy, Well, let's hear this one.
Ronald Regan was our president. My shot at.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Fame already came and went. I was still in love
with Mavis Brown. On the night Ray Stevens came to.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Town, j R.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
U n got shot on TV. That was one big event.
I didn't see I shower achieved and hit it into town.
On the night, Ray Stevens came to town. I wore
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my cleaning shirt. Daddy let me take the truck. I
hit the skeasy side of town and picked old Mavis up.
I brung a beer or twelve week gulped them down.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
On the night Ray Stevens came to town.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Two hundred rednecks came to see the show. We'd all
heard ra singing on the radio. He hit the stage.
You should have heard the sound.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
On the night Ray Stevens came to town.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
Ray wore it out with his tight little band, took
a guitar solo during guitars, and for a solid hour.
The place was getting down. On the night Ray Stevens
came to town. We're about to hit to waffle house
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to get up back to eat.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
When Ray announced that he was going to do a
meeting greet. Then Mavis said, why don't we hang around?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
It ain't often let Ray Stevens comes to town. Mayvias
wore two top in her charms. We're on display. Last
time I seen her, she was getting on the bus
with Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
It started good but ended not real greed.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
On the night Ray Stevens stole my day.
Speaker 11 (24:49):
I tried Ladies of German live in person. It's Rayed
Stephens and the Guitars hand Man playing all your favorite hits,
including the Streak and the Shriner's Convention.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Admission is six dollars in seventy five cent.
Speaker 11 (25:01):
You get your money's worth the first ten minutes and
the rest of it is free.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Don't miss it. Good morning, got a big show on
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That was a lot Thanks from Hey, Yeah, welcome you back. Welcome.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
So let's see what everybody was launching at the Box
of Office over the Eastern weekend.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Okay, coming in at number one was Sinners.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
They leapt over A Minecraft Movie land at the number
one spot this weekend as it's a horror fleck starring
Michael B.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Jordan and it earned forty five.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Point six million dollars.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
So a Minecraft Movie dropped to second place, earning forty
one point three million dollars. That's all pretty good. Third
place went to the King of Kings. The Amateur came
in fourth place or Amateur the Book, and fifth place
was Warfare Movies coming out this Friday. Do you remember
(26:48):
the Accountant ben Netflex movie?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah? I like that all right.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
The Accountant Too is being brought back by Amazon Amazon
MGM Studios. So this one is about two brothers, one mission.
So Christian Will ben Affleck's character has a talent for
solving complex problems, as we know. When an old acquaintance
is murdered, leave them behind behind a cryptic message that
says find the Accountant. He's compelled to solve the case, so,
realizing more extreme measures are necessary, he recruits his muscleman,
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his estranged and highly lethal brother, brax.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Ensus.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Also coming out this weekend a horror flick Until Dawn,
So if you're into horrors, maybe check out until dawn.
It's one year after her sister disappeared. Clover and her
friends head to the remote valley where she vanished, of course,
to search for answers.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Well, let's go back there.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Exploring an abandoned visitor center, they soon encounter a mass
killer who murders them one by one.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Sorry, was that a spoiler?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I did not Chainsaw Repair Shop with a.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Horror flick and streaming wise, I saw Apollo thirteen Survival
and I think you'd like.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
It, Randy.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Yeah, oh well, they used original footage and interview in
this documentary and it tells them the story of Apollo
thirteen and the struggle to bring its astronauts safely home.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Now it's very I mean the movie did it?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Did it?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
The story justice very similar, but it was really neat
to swash.
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It and really paid attention trying to find.
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Jay Honey, I was like, which one of the engineers
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We're pegging around hole.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, he was in the unit that helped engineer how
to get him back home. Yeah, into the recovery.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
That's where I was looking.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Yeah, even in the movie too, I was waiting to
hear someone say Jay, But so that's a good one
to watch you guys.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I thought it was very good. Much too long either.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, baby, but thank you very much for that report. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Shall We told you about a big old world lawn
More's prize pack, So let's review yesterday's question. We found
out the number one food allergy in the United States
is now what I thought? I thought it was peanuts
because that gets all the press. Yeah right, so of
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course it's mill mill and then eggs at number two.
We'll go with the peanut cell. Ride with us learning stuff.
Today's John Boy jeverordeen bone marrow is the fastest growing
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to fight, too slow to run, but he's still a
pretty damn good shot. So bear warning. He's John Boy
that I have. Let's a head a Robert out of Monavela, Alabama.
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Good morning, Robert, Good morning, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome Ahi.
Robert must be living right. You got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. That's all right. Maybe
you know that bone marrow is the fastest growing part
of your body. But we're looking for number two, Robert.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
What you got number two would be hair.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Use a hair like you know what you're talking about.
Show us hair. There you got it, Go boy, all right,
way to make mosta my birds. You've got the big
old prize spike on your first Timengratulations buddy, I think
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sir bottom of the hour Dobby on you. That puts
about twenty minutes away the point Laurent the test of
trap or good morning. It's a big show on the
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radio for you Thursday coming up, all things NASCAR. When
I'm in Doug Rice, you're rid of erasing in Talladega
this weekend and that start out.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
I mean, b you no born in.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
The stands in Tyladega till was a rol song about
it could happen. I've had to raise song until they
head toward Dalla Daga and Doug Rice hit it.
Speaker 12 (32:47):
You named me Dan old Errol Walter, Richard Petty, Rusty, Awesome, Bill,
Irvan Gordon, earnhardts Man, Johnson Junior. I guess you could
say Mama was a NASCAR her fan, and I was
born in tallade Up in the stands, the fans all chaired.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
The second eye ride. The loud speaker said, the boys
born to drive.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
We didn't have money for a pacifier. Sow us up
on the valve off a good year tied a.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Seven pound eight ounce. Some of the South born with
the taste for racing. In my mouse, she named.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
Me the old Darrel Walser, Richard, Peddy, Rusty, Awesome, Bill,
Urvan Gordon, Earn, hart Smith, Johnson Junior.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I got my first real.
Speaker 12 (33:28):
Stalk card when I was nine, had on a on
the boat off of Jeff Podine.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
The Winston people said.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
The boys too young, telequalified second that darling time. How
in the world to the nine year old child hit
one hundred and ninety.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Seven min a time trial. The man said, Mama to
be a shamed.
Speaker 12 (33:49):
But by the way, and tell us, what's your name?
I told him to Old Darrel, Walter, Richard, Peddy Rusty, Awesome, Bill,
Irvan Gordon, Earn Hartsmith Johnson.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Junior driving.
Speaker 12 (34:23):
I got a doors or US sponsor and a new
piff crew Daytona loves little fifty two a junior high
school girls. They're all cheering for me. I'm out there
intimidating on the threes, but I ain't got room on
my cards, or my caps or the helmet I'm driving will.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
They're right down.
Speaker 12 (34:44):
They're Old Walter, Prichard, d Rusty on some day.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Old Urban Nordon, Earned Cardsmith Johnson. Good morning, that's a
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big show on the radio, and here we go. Well
one of the many things we can brag about here
on a big show. We're looking to have our own
poet Lauria and he stopped by today with another instant classic.
Let's welcome Bauck. Colonel Hamilton Brewster, how are you, Colonel Hell.
I just got done paying taxes.
Speaker 9 (35:42):
I never was crazy about it, but finding out how
my hired earned money is being spent, kind of putting
me in.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
A sour move. I heard that, but I guess it's
worth it.
Speaker 9 (35:50):
If we can have line dancing classes for wild men
from Borneo for only forty two million.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Dollars, it seems like a bargain. Thank god they didn't
the deluxe package. Ah, what have you got? Forced today?
Speaker 9 (36:04):
Ripped from today's headlines, A little something to give you hope.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I call it the tempting trap. Goes a little like this.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
There's trouble of foot in the world today, an alignment
of venomous stars. Folks have plumb lost what's left of
their mind, and they're out there destroying folks cars. Just
a few years ago, these cars were big news. They'll
save the climate, folks said, But they don't seem to
care about all that now. They just want these electric
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cars dead.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Now.
Speaker 9 (36:38):
You don't see many of them cars around here. They're
pretty high end for us Hicks. We stick to the
gas guzzlers we know and love. We don't need no
plug in car tricks.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Now.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Me and the boys watched the news one day and
saw them folks raising hell and nobody put the kai
bosh on their ass. They just sort of shrugged and said, oh, well,
now that this type of thing don't go down. Well,
here we believe in an eye for an eye. Well
we wouldn't get the chance to do nothing about it,
but by god, we were sure gonna try. So we
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set about building us one of them cars out of
plywood and paper mache. All them sharp angles made it
easy as pie. Didn't take us more than a day,
and we put it out there by the highway, just
off in Route nine. It was a place where the
college kids cruise, and we laid in wait for them
punks to show up, and they'd be leaving with more
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than a bruise A four too long, a prius rolled up,
and six millennial hippies climbed out. They got in the
trunk for crow bars and bats. They were mischief bound,
there was no doubt. A few swings later they knew
they'd been had. That plywood splintered and cracked. About that
time we come out of the brush, and at the
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top of our lungs yelled ho ta. They screamed like
little girls and jumped in the air, called for their
daddies and mommies and aunties. It was a blur of
blue hair and tribal tattoos, and they all threw mud
in their panties. They ran for their life, and we
gave Chase, laughing to beat the band, whooping and hollering
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like men possessed. Exactly as we had planned, they jumped
the fence into Bill Murphy's farm, a move that they'd
soon regret. Bill's bull, Thumper was out there that day,
and he wouldn't a family pet. They squealed like piggies
as Stumper gave chase. It didn't last a long while.
Thumper herded them into a long, narrow chute, right into
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the manure pile. They was covered and crap and flopping
around like some weird foreign mating dance. Things couldn't get worse,
but of course it did. When they found a big
hill of fire ants. They'd had enough, so we hosed
them all off and drove them back to their prius.
They spoke nar a word, and just one of them waved,
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but they all thank the Good Lord Jesus. So to
all you fools who like trashing folks stuff and causing
damage with all of your messing, next time it might
not be bulls, turns and ants it might be an
old Smith and Wesson.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Ha ha, I like that, John Boy, good morning, you got
the big Shoe on the radio. More chances for you
to win coming up after your news weathers Mart. Yeah,
this is your old pals. You stayed lablack when I'm
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not mooching some of that buying.
Speaker 13 (39:40):
Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I played a right fine gumbo
off my fist friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack
of wife and his on Lisbon. I'm listening to those
tool wacky Cage and John Boy and Philly right there
on that they're.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Big show woe. There's funny. I guarantee good morning this
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week show.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
On the radio. Yeah, getting up with that man.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Doug Rise at the stage with boys racing in Talladega
this weekend and tonight kicks off the twenty twenty five
NFL Draft. Get a lot of Panthers, our hometown team.
We could use a little luck. How about that? How
about that song? It was admitted to the Big Show
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back when Panthers first awarded a franchise. He said, you
need a song to kind of capture what's going to
be like for the for the next twenty five years,
ral Ra because you can tell well maybe you can't,
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but this year tonight we need to get rusher defense,
something tough go routing. Yeah, maybe somebody named Jason. Sorry,
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how about Bryce Rice? Is you don't do it of
this this year? Cool women, it's the hard party.
Speaker 8 (42:03):
Eyes.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'm blowing out your hard Who can argue with that?
Good morning? Make shows on the radio. One hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products up for grabs,
on beating the blonde coming up in minutes right now.
I told you here's a man, Doug Ries whole drag
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hey slicker and bull snot ladies and gentlemen, and we
get him every week in our favorite sport here in NASCAR. Hey, dog,
I think I.
Speaker 10 (42:55):
Put that on my resume.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
See how that works for me? Dougs. I hope you
and your family had a good Easter. We did.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
We had a really exceptional Easter. It was very nice.
I was glad that NASCAR wasn't racing on Easter Sunday
this year. They tried that experiment for a couple of years,
and be honest, most people didn't like it. I was
at Bristol for two of those races and the vibe
was just off. So what they did It came up,
I think with a great solution. They went down to
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Rockingham Speedway in Rockingham, North Carolina and helped reopen that
track and raced on Friday with the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series,
came back on Saturday with the Exfinity Series. The Truck
Series had one of the biggest crowds they've had all
year long. The Exfinity race was sold out. I had
friends trying to buy tickets, they couldn't get them. It's
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probably twenty five thousand people, but it was sold out
and that creates a really good are to race in.
So the return to the Rock was a huge hit.
Race had fourteen cautions, but it wasn't because guys were
driving crazy. It was getting used to that track. The
guy that won on the race day was Jesse Love
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from Richard Childis Racing. Three hours later, he was disqualified
because the way the rear end of the car was
hooked up. NASCAR didn't like that and awarded the win
to Sammy Smith. Here's a little bit of irony. Sammy
Smith is the guy earlier this year in the Infinity
series that got penalized fifty points and twenty five thousand
dollars for trying to run another competitor into the cheap
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seeds at Martinsville.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Right, so, all of a.
Speaker 10 (44:36):
Sudden, you know, it looks like doom and gloom and
he's getting cold and he winds up getting a shiny
new bike for Christmas. So good on, Sammy Smith. He'll
make the Infinity playoffs and he's the winner of the
Return to Rockingham.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Man, that's wild. And as it played out at the
end of the race, the guy who he was trying
to put in the cheap seeds, as you put it,
was like right behind him or lined up where he
was wondering who is he gonna extract revenge on this week?
He held off.
Speaker 10 (45:04):
And I'm glad because you don't need the speech that
they get in Rockingham. That's not a place to do that.
You wait till you go to a short track or
a road course and then you slide them into the ground.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, but making the other guy think you might that's
actually more powerful something I like the sock job. That's
very powerful. Well, I hope they'll keep racing at the
Rock for a while. Maybe do this again next year,
making an Easter weekend. I would like to see that.
Speaker 10 (45:30):
I saw a memo from Rockingham yesterday saying they haven't
not announced their plans for next year. I don't know
why you would mess with this and for all the
people said, well they need a Cup race, No they don't.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
This was great. It really feel the need it.
Speaker 10 (45:44):
Let the Infinity Series be the star for the week
and those drivers and got the attention the Craftsman Truck
Series people got to focus on them for a while,
and the truck and the Cup people need a day off.
Now they will go twenty eight straight weeks without another
weekend off. That's a long time, guys, that's a lot.
(46:04):
I really wish in the future that build in at
least one more off weekend and do something else like
this to give those people a break. That's a long
time to have to show up for work every weekend.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
With you on that. So, speaking of things happening or changing,
the last race, this year's Phoenix, it has been for
a while, and before that, the last was always Miami
down to Miami what you call.
Speaker 10 (46:28):
It Miami Homestead, thank you, which a lot of people
really love that racetrack. The drivers will tell you they
feel like it's the best track for them to show
off their skills. Can't argue with it. The shows there
are usually really good, and it looks like Miami Homestead
will get the race. This is a story that a
guy named Jordan Bionki broke that it looks like the
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race will return there in twenty twenty six for the
season finale and move from Phoenix. And I've even heard
some other discussion this hasn't been substantiated that the last
race of the year, I might wind up rotating between
several race tracks, which I would love to see that
possibly go to Miami, then to Phoenix, then maybe Las Vegas,
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your warm weather climbs where the racing is really good,
and those three tracks would do that well. I hope
that's what happens. But it looks like a return to
Miami Homestead in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
All right, we'll keep your eyes on that for us.
And now this weekend we go to Talladega. We always
say this is one of the wild card races. Who's
usually upfront down there?
Speaker 10 (47:32):
Though you know it's funny, Brian Blaney's led a lot
of laps down there. He will run toward the front.
This is such a team race. Your if your team
can stay together and you don't, you're not part of
the attrition. You have a huge advantage over the teams
that lose people because usually half the fields crashed in
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this race. I mean, let's just be honest. Yeah, So
if you like team penskein all three of their drivers
are all together at the end of this race, they've
got a really good chance to win. This might be
a place where Keselowski could turn around what has been
a really rough season for him. It's probably his best
race tracks, so maybe look for Brad Keselowski to race well.
(48:15):
I like this. I think this is must see TV
because legitimately twenty five different drivers could win that race.
I'll rule out maybe the back ten as being maybe unrealistic,
but twenty five different drivers and cars could wind up
in victory lane.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I think.
Speaker 10 (48:31):
I think that makes her a pretty compelling of him.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Mentioned Brad Keselowskio just looked him up in the Stanleys.
He is thirty first, so he's not used to being
back there. And you like to say, not too good.
And then we mention Kyle Larson did win at Bristol
He's in fourth place in the Stannys run down the
top ten William Byron, Denny Hamlin against the world number
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three Christopher Bell, Kyle Larson, Chase Elliott, Ryan Blaney, Tyler Reddick,
Bubba Wallace, Joy Legano, Alex Bowman.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
No real shockers up in there, No no names up
inside the top ten right now. That shocked me. William
Byron could go to Tallada Aga win. He's proven really
good on these big tracks. He's won Daytona back to back,
so I think he'll be up front. I like Ryan
Blaney and Joey Logano in the Fords. I think they're
gonna be tough. I don't know how to handicap the
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Toyota camp. Maybe Tyler Reddick for Denny Hamlin. I think
he won this race last year. Might be the one
that I would look at from the Toyota side.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
All right, good stuff, dog, Thank you buddy, have a
great run. Guy. The rest of your week will catch
up with you next week. Boy. All right, thanks about
hy Dan. You'll follow Doug on x Riceman sixty one.
All right, let's play beating the blind for that big
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You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
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When I wake up in a vein river, go on
and laugh.
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Who condon do no homing at him? They were right
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the twenty fourth. Then we got the whole Big Show
crew here. Tanyer is back from globe trotting as well
as Jackie, because the Jackie did it in the allotted time.
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But that's all right. I heard Taylor. I know how
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Speaker 5 (01:35):
You like it's Likeurphy's law with me, So.
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Tell my list there's about the Morane law of travel.
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Yeah, just in.
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General, everywhere you go you cure.
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Droughts, Yes, we do. You do.
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It rains on every trip the that you go.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
On, pretty much? Yeah, like pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So did it rain on your traible? First? Well, you
were in Italy?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I was in Italy. Yeah, we went to Florence.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
We went to the into the upper part of Tuscany,
and then we also went to Milan. Yeah, and it
rained every day. It was sunny and beautiful the day
before we got there, and the day that we were
to leave it also cleared up.
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Okay, good and uh and this is the first time,
as far as I know, looking back in your Morane genealogy,
that you've killed the pope. Yeah, how about that.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Show up in Italy and man have been hanging on
for a month and yeah, I come down Easter and
uh and it happened.
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Oh well, I'm glad you got back safe and we're
all right.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Bed for the marine curses at a minimum. I was like, Mike,
drop leave out, all right, Well, bless the Pope.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Blessed the Catholic. Sorry about that.
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Right, and you being a Catholic too makes it that
much more Moran, Like.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I was scared to walk into some of the tombos.
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Yes, she's really a Catholic by proxy.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I'm a Catholic light.
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Yeah, choosing do you have any you know any.
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I don't think they do any of the betting apps
on this.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
It's oh yeah, conclave betting.
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I should have told you before you went to Italy.
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You should have been paying attention that I was going
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about Dylan? No, no, don't.
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I don't know that. They hadn't watch they touched on
the Bellifoni stuff.
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It's basically the you know, the story dealing story. Oh sorry,
so yeah, so this is first paying gig, all right,
maybe so. So it was sixty one and finally in
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the rest in charge with eight murders after being identified
through genealogy websites. That was weird. You'll member anything about that?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Yeah, so, you know there was sites twenty three and
me and the DNA and ancestry and all that kind
of stuff. So they didn't have they had his DNA
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They have filed for bankruptcy. Now we don't know what's
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You know, I don't know that. I don't know. I've
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It's out there.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I mean, I mean if they could clone maybe, but yeah,
as far as like you know, your DNA is pretty
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I hate when that happens.
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Yeah, well, I ain't quite the word smith. You and
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Well?
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Making radio magic as usual? What you been doing didn't.
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or how Obama is our savior.
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No, we got a guy already does that.
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Speaker 4 (12:19):
I mean, have the wide world of wedgies. Do you
even know what I'm gonna talk about? Ever occur to you?
Speaker 11 (12:24):
Use it?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
You just might be wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
You're right, I sort of jumped the gun head.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Speaking of guns lately, I've been pondering your recent infatuation
with your fruity little hunting buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
What you don't mean no mause o boys, do you?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well? I wasn't gonna start them since you brought it up.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You cannot be serious.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You that gun?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Right? I'm serious. Hey, I'm sorry. But with names like
Cuz and Yuck and Toggy, there's some fishy going on.
You throw into regulars like Captain Kitty Cat Pokey from
the Mountains and little Bitty Cobby Bunny and you got
your if the touring company had deliver us right there.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Really, well, I tell you what's ridiculous. The way you
talk about him on the radio. You ever listen to yourself.
You sound like a schoolgirl swooning over the star quarterback.
Oh cuz you're so ruggs. Will you take me to
the dance?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You did crazy? I don't swoon over and I never
asked cousin take me to the dance.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well, let me ask you this. Did he ask you?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, he didn't ask me to the dance?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Hell, can you blame me with your bad attitude? No offense,
but you can be a bit of a bit.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You got this all wrong. They listened to the show,
heard I was a hunter. They invited me to a
turkey hunt for their TV show.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well, there's your first clue, Sherlock Homo. They're TV folk.
You and I both know TV chuck full of oprats.
You wind up going for the turkey and staying for
the goble godble, Can I get a whippi?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Man, It wasn't like that at all. They made me
a turkey thug.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
A turkey thug. Well line, now, is that with you?
Backwood's booty burglars call yourself to make you sound tough
turkey thug? That sounds like the world's worst Inner city game. Hey,
I couldn't make the crimson blood, but I'm a turkey thug.
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Hell couldn't you be a dear destroyer or a or
a moose maller, or hell even an elk eliminator. Turkey thug?
Ain't that sweet? That's right up there with chicken choker
for corn.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Hey, don't you even know what thug stands for?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Huh? Temperamental homos uniting for gainness.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So let me get this straight.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I'd be nice for a change.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You're saying all these guys I go hunt with her.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Jay, Well, I will say it's hard to tell sometimes
my gay detecting powers can sometimes be thwarted.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Really well, how when.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
You'all dressing homo.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Flaw, I think we're about done here.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Suit yourself. I'm just trying to watch your back and
not in the way you're hunting. But if you was,
let me just say, if they ever invite you bear hunting,
just make sure they're talking about the animal and not
the clothing optional, shyme just some food for thought, and
maybe you need to go back for seconds.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Shaun Boy and Billy, No, we're not homosexual, but we
are willing to learn.
Speaker 12 (15:27):
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Good morning rad yell dumb right, Good morning makes Joe's
(16:00):
on the radio here in April twenty fourth. Yeah, there's
prom season, right about that? My gut feeling later this morning,
I yeah, my acts and I called about something to
do with the prim might be a problem. They can
help you with piggyback there right now, let's get this call.
(16:21):
Good morning bis yall.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning all our beloved friends under in radio land. As
here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, prom season
is upon us again, and the Bisbee Unified School District
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out near Tucson, Arizona has come up with just a
wonderful idea to make sure the young uns out there
have a safe and enjoyable evening. Listen to this. He's
a handing out what they call up wrong bag. It's
got some important supplies in it for the big night.
Like what, Well, let's see. Says here. It's a picture frame,
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a candle, a pack of breath mints, and two condoms. Well, now,
ain't that spash? Won't y'all just put a couple of
short glasses and a roach clip in there too? Says here.
The contraceptives was provided by the local health department. Well
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that was mighty nice of them. Won't y'all get the
ABC board to throw in a fake ID so Ken
and Barbie can stop by the liquor store on the
way home.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We love it.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Handing out condoms on prom night makes about as much
sense as handing out pistols at a puff didly concert.
I mean, what's the first four letters in the word
promised cuity?
Speaker 10 (17:55):
P r M. You do the.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Mas some of you and say, yeah, freature. We got
a real problem with these teenage gals getting pregnant nowadays. Well,
I wonder what brung that on. We don't allow the
Bible in schools no more, but we'll send our young
guys out dressed up like the Horror of Babylon. They
spend three hours in a dark gym listening to Ozzy
(18:21):
Osmond and Queen Levitra telling them to drop it like
it's hot. What did y'all fak was gonna happen? Okay,
you're the smart how would you handle it? Well, friends,
I'm glad you asked the Sword of Joshua. Independent Full
Gospel of Pentecostal Day School is proud to announce the
Big Junior Senior Spring Cotillion and Bible Conference. He's coming
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up on Saturday night, May the seventeenth, featuring the biblically
accurate and plumb undancable sound of the Cedarwood Brothers Quartet
with Sister Tabitha, also featuring a special soul old stirring
gospel presentation by Doctor Jebinar Spurgeon of the Signs and
Wonders Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Tabernacle in Nutsack, Oklahoma. Doctor
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Spurgeon is a straight shooter. He'll give these younguns the
message I need to hear nowadays. Sex is the most dangerous,
diabolical and degrading activity in the whole wide world, and
you should save it for somebody that you really love.
Always an open door and a double doors of the
God's honest truth coming at you. At the Sword of Joshua,
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Independent Full Gospel Penny Coostal Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the frontage Road. This there's a Reverend
Billy Ray Collins reminding you this time to turn so
you don't burn John Boyn Billy come, ye'll keep them
straight up.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Fire Still another prize pact for you. Less than thirty
minutes from right now, y'all live is a big zoe
all that somebody better damn it than me, tell you
than me all.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Right time by be the big show that's still picking.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Me up at you? Who it's you, Marcel?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boy and trying to cure beds of
her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern boys, John Boy and Billie and the Big Show. Oh, Marcel,
just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Were
established what season it is? Prom season in this spring?
It's Abril twenty fourth, and it was on this exact
date in nineteen seventy four, Raised Stevens releases to the Streak,
reflecting the popularity of the seventies fat streaking running around
niggid in public. O, look what we got in the
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US mail? Hey perverts. Junior Nation's resident Johnny Cash expert
Gooch just wrote and sung one about a girl that
broke his heart almost forty years ago. And believe it
or not, the whole thing was Ray Stevens's fault. Ye'all
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keep them straight up for hoy, Well, let's hear this one.
Ronald Regan was our president. My shot at.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Fame already came and went. I was still in love
with Mavis Brown. On the night Ray Stevens came to.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Town, j R.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
U n got shot on TV. That was one big event.
I didn't see I shower achieved and hit it into town.
On the night, Ray Stevens came to town. I wore
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my cleaning shirt. Daddy let me take the truck. I
hit the skeasy side of town and picked old Mavis up.
I brung a beer or twelve week gulped them down.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
On the night Ray Stevens came to town.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Two hundred rednecks came to see the show. We'd all
heard ra singing on the radio. He hit the stage.
You should have heard the sound.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
On the night Ray Stevens came to town.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
Ray wore it out with his tight little band, took
a guitar solo during guitars, and for a solid hour.
The place was getting down. On the night Ray Stevens
came to town. We're about to hit to waffle house
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to get up back to eat.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
When Ray announced that he was going to do a
meeting greet. Then Mavis said, why don't we hang around?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
It ain't often let Ray Stevens comes to town. Mayvias
wore two top in her charms. We're on display. Last
time I seen her, she was getting on the bus
with Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
It started good but ended not real greed.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
On the night Ray Stevens stole my day.
Speaker 11 (24:49):
I tried Ladies of German live in person. It's Rayed
Stephens and the Guitars hand Man playing all your favorite hits,
including the Streak and the Shriner's Convention.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Admission is six dollars in seventy five cent.
Speaker 11 (25:01):
You get your money's worth the first ten minutes and
the rest of it is free.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Don't miss it. Good morning, got a big show on
the radio coming up. We played John boyd jeveryday. Somebody
will win an assortment of swag from World lawn Mowers,
the best value zero turned moores on the market. Got
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on and play four and in minutes. Right now from
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the desks of Tentertainment News, what to watch here is she?
That was a lot Thanks from Hey, Yeah, welcome you back. Welcome.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
So let's see what everybody was launching at the Box
of Office over the Eastern weekend.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Okay, coming in at number one was Sinners.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
They leapt over A Minecraft Movie land at the number
one spot this weekend as it's a horror fleck starring
Michael B.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Jordan and it earned forty five.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Point six million dollars.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
So a Minecraft Movie dropped to second place, earning forty
one point three million dollars. That's all pretty good. Third
place went to the King of Kings. The Amateur came
in fourth place or Amateur the Book, and fifth place
was Warfare Movies coming out this Friday. Do you remember
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the Accountant ben Netflex movie?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah? I like that all right.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
The Accountant Too is being brought back by Amazon Amazon
MGM Studios. So this one is about two brothers, one mission.
So Christian Will ben Affleck's character has a talent for
solving complex problems, as we know. When an old acquaintance
is murdered, leave them behind behind a cryptic message that
says find the Accountant. He's compelled to solve the case, so,
realizing more extreme measures are necessary, he recruits his muscleman,
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his estranged and highly lethal brother, brax.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Ensus.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Also coming out this weekend a horror flick Until Dawn,
So if you're into horrors, maybe check out until dawn.
It's one year after her sister disappeared. Clover and her
friends head to the remote valley where she vanished, of course,
to search for answers.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Well, let's go back there.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Exploring an abandoned visitor center, they soon encounter a mass
killer who murders them one by one.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Sorry, was that a spoiler?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I did not Chainsaw Repair Shop with a.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Horror flick and streaming wise, I saw Apollo thirteen Survival
and I think you'd like.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
It, Randy.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Yeah, oh well, they used original footage and interview in
this documentary and it tells them the story of Apollo
thirteen and the struggle to bring its astronauts safely home.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Now it's very I mean the movie did it?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Did it?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
The story justice very similar, but it was really neat
to swash.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
It and really paid attention trying to find.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Jay Honey, I was like, which one of the engineers
did you figure out how to get you?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
We're pegging around hole.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, he was in the unit that helped engineer how
to get him back home. Yeah, into the recovery.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
That's where I was looking.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Yeah, even in the movie too, I was waiting to
hear someone say Jay, But so that's a good one
to watch you guys.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I thought it was very good. Much too long either.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, baby, but thank you very much for that report. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Shall We told you about a big old world lawn
More's prize pack, So let's review yesterday's question. We found
out the number one food allergy in the United States
is now what I thought? I thought it was peanuts
because that gets all the press. Yeah right, so of
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course it's mill mill and then eggs at number two.
We'll go with the peanut cell. Ride with us learning stuff.
Today's John Boy jeverordeen bone marrow is the fastest growing
part of your body. This is number two.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
And my body my butt.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
We'll take you word one eight hundred. Big show your
doe free line across America. We blame John Boy Jeverton. Next,
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Good Morning's a big show Alradio wanna do your Thursday,
April twenty fourth, our feature driving a Big Show bit
box is a good one of our faves. A mayor
of Dismal Sivage win a Greek festival. He words Greek
festival in the big box at the Big show dot
com here right now, that's fly Yeahs live across America.
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It's John Boy chepany and now your host too old
to fight, too slow to run, but he's still a
pretty damn good shot. So bear warning. He's John Boy
that I have. Let's a head a Robert out of Monavela, Alabama.
(30:36):
Good morning, Robert, Good morning, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome Ahi.
Robert must be living right. You got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. That's all right. Maybe
you know that bone marrow is the fastest growing part
of your body. But we're looking for number two, Robert.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
What you got number two would be hair.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Use a hair like you know what you're talking about.
Show us hair. There you got it, Go boy, all right,
way to make mosta my birds. You've got the big
old prize spike on your first Timengratulations buddy, I think
(31:19):
sir bottom of the hour Dobby on you. That puts
about twenty minutes away the point Laurent the test of
trap or good morning. It's a big show on the
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radio for you Thursday coming up, all things NASCAR. When
I'm in Doug Rice, you're rid of erasing in Talladega
this weekend and that start out.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
I mean, b you no born in.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
The stands in Tyladega till was a rol song about
it could happen. I've had to raise song until they
head toward Dalla Daga and Doug Rice hit it.
Speaker 12 (32:47):
You named me Dan old Errol Walter, Richard Petty, Rusty, Awesome, Bill,
Irvan Gordon, earnhardts Man, Johnson Junior. I guess you could
say Mama was a NASCAR her fan, and I was
born in tallade Up in the stands, the fans all chaired.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
The second eye ride. The loud speaker said, the boys
born to drive.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
We didn't have money for a pacifier. Sow us up
on the valve off a good year tied a.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Seven pound eight ounce. Some of the South born with
the taste for racing. In my mouse, she named.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
Me the old Darrel Walser, Richard, Peddy, Rusty, Awesome, Bill,
Urvan Gordon, Earn, hart Smith, Johnson Junior.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I got my first real.
Speaker 12 (33:28):
Stalk card when I was nine, had on a on
the boat off of Jeff Podine.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
The Winston people said.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
The boys too young, telequalified second that darling time. How
in the world to the nine year old child hit
one hundred and ninety.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Seven min a time trial. The man said, Mama to
be a shamed.
Speaker 12 (33:49):
But by the way, and tell us, what's your name?
I told him to Old Darrel, Walter, Richard, Peddy Rusty, Awesome, Bill,
Irvan Gordon, Earn Hartsmith Johnson.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Junior driving.
Speaker 12 (34:23):
I got a doors or US sponsor and a new
piff crew Daytona loves little fifty two a junior high
school girls. They're all cheering for me. I'm out there
intimidating on the threes, but I ain't got room on
my cards, or my caps or the helmet I'm driving will.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
They're right down.
Speaker 12 (34:44):
They're Old Walter, Prichard, d Rusty on some day.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Old Urban Nordon, Earned Cardsmith Johnson. Good morning, that's a
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big show on the radio, and here we go. Well
one of the many things we can brag about here
on a big show. We're looking to have our own
poet Lauria and he stopped by today with another instant classic.
Let's welcome Bauck. Colonel Hamilton Brewster, how are you, Colonel Hell.
I just got done paying taxes.
Speaker 9 (35:42):
I never was crazy about it, but finding out how
my hired earned money is being spent, kind of putting
me in.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
A sour move. I heard that, but I guess it's
worth it.
Speaker 9 (35:50):
If we can have line dancing classes for wild men
from Borneo for only forty two million.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Dollars, it seems like a bargain. Thank god they didn't
the deluxe package. Ah, what have you got? Forced today?
Speaker 9 (36:04):
Ripped from today's headlines, A little something to give you hope.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I call it the tempting trap. Goes a little like this.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
There's trouble of foot in the world today, an alignment
of venomous stars. Folks have plumb lost what's left of
their mind, and they're out there destroying folks cars. Just
a few years ago, these cars were big news. They'll
save the climate, folks said, But they don't seem to
care about all that now. They just want these electric
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cars dead.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Now.
Speaker 9 (36:38):
You don't see many of them cars around here. They're
pretty high end for us Hicks. We stick to the
gas guzzlers we know and love. We don't need no
plug in car tricks.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Now.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Me and the boys watched the news one day and
saw them folks raising hell and nobody put the kai
bosh on their ass. They just sort of shrugged and said, oh, well,
now that this type of thing don't go down. Well,
here we believe in an eye for an eye. Well
we wouldn't get the chance to do nothing about it,
but by god, we were sure gonna try. So we
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set about building us one of them cars out of
plywood and paper mache. All them sharp angles made it
easy as pie. Didn't take us more than a day,
and we put it out there by the highway, just
off in Route nine. It was a place where the
college kids cruise, and we laid in wait for them
punks to show up, and they'd be leaving with more
(37:33):
than a bruise A four too long, a prius rolled up,
and six millennial hippies climbed out. They got in the
trunk for crow bars and bats. They were mischief bound,
there was no doubt. A few swings later they knew
they'd been had. That plywood splintered and cracked. About that
time we come out of the brush, and at the
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top of our lungs yelled ho ta. They screamed like
little girls and jumped in the air, called for their
daddies and mommies and aunties. It was a blur of
blue hair and tribal tattoos, and they all threw mud
in their panties. They ran for their life, and we
gave Chase, laughing to beat the band, whooping and hollering
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like men possessed. Exactly as we had planned, they jumped
the fence into Bill Murphy's farm, a move that they'd
soon regret. Bill's bull, Thumper was out there that day,
and he wouldn't a family pet. They squealed like piggies
as Stumper gave chase. It didn't last a long while.
Thumper herded them into a long, narrow chute, right into
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the manure pile. They was covered and crap and flopping
around like some weird foreign mating dance. Things couldn't get worse,
but of course it did. When they found a big
hill of fire ants. They'd had enough, so we hosed
them all off and drove them back to their prius.
They spoke nar a word, and just one of them waved,
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but they all thank the Good Lord Jesus. So to
all you fools who like trashing folks stuff and causing
damage with all of your messing, next time it might
not be bulls, turns and ants it might be an
old Smith and Wesson.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Ha ha, I like that, John Boy, good morning, you got
the big Shoe on the radio. More chances for you
to win coming up after your news weathers Mart. Yeah,
this is your old pals. You stayed lablack when I'm
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not mooching some of that buying.
Speaker 13 (39:40):
Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I played a right fine gumbo
off my fist friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack
of wife and his on Lisbon. I'm listening to those
tool wacky Cage and John Boy and Philly right there
on that they're.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Big show woe. There's funny. I guarantee good morning this
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week show.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
On the radio. Yeah, getting up with that man.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Doug Rise at the stage with boys racing in Talladega
this weekend and tonight kicks off the twenty twenty five
NFL Draft. Get a lot of Panthers, our hometown team.
We could use a little luck. How about that? How
about that song? It was admitted to the Big Show
(40:53):
back when Panthers first awarded a franchise. He said, you
need a song to kind of capture what's going to
be like for the for the next twenty five years,
ral Ra because you can tell well maybe you can't,
(41:18):
but this year tonight we need to get rusher defense,
something tough go routing. Yeah, maybe somebody named Jason. Sorry,
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how about Bryce Rice? Is you don't do it of
this this year? Cool women, it's the hard party.
Speaker 8 (42:03):
Eyes.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'm blowing out your hard Who can argue with that?
Good morning? Make shows on the radio. One hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products up for grabs,
on beating the blonde coming up in minutes right now.
I told you here's a man, Doug Ries whole drag
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hey slicker and bull snot ladies and gentlemen, and we
get him every week in our favorite sport here in NASCAR. Hey, dog,
I think I.
Speaker 10 (42:55):
Put that on my resume.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
See how that works for me? Dougs. I hope you
and your family had a good Easter. We did.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
We had a really exceptional Easter. It was very nice.
I was glad that NASCAR wasn't racing on Easter Sunday
this year. They tried that experiment for a couple of years,
and be honest, most people didn't like it. I was
at Bristol for two of those races and the vibe
was just off. So what they did It came up,
I think with a great solution. They went down to
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Rockingham Speedway in Rockingham, North Carolina and helped reopen that
track and raced on Friday with the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series,
came back on Saturday with the Exfinity Series. The Truck
Series had one of the biggest crowds they've had all
year long. The Exfinity race was sold out. I had
friends trying to buy tickets, they couldn't get them. It's
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probably twenty five thousand people, but it was sold out
and that creates a really good are to race in.
So the return to the Rock was a huge hit.
Race had fourteen cautions, but it wasn't because guys were
driving crazy. It was getting used to that track. The
guy that won on the race day was Jesse Love
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from Richard Childis Racing. Three hours later, he was disqualified
because the way the rear end of the car was
hooked up. NASCAR didn't like that and awarded the win
to Sammy Smith. Here's a little bit of irony. Sammy
Smith is the guy earlier this year in the Infinity
series that got penalized fifty points and twenty five thousand
dollars for trying to run another competitor into the cheap
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seeds at Martinsville.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Right, so, all of a.
Speaker 10 (44:36):
Sudden, you know, it looks like doom and gloom and
he's getting cold and he winds up getting a shiny
new bike for Christmas. So good on, Sammy Smith. He'll
make the Infinity playoffs and he's the winner of the
Return to Rockingham.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Man, that's wild. And as it played out at the
end of the race, the guy who he was trying
to put in the cheap seeds, as you put it,
was like right behind him or lined up where he
was wondering who is he gonna extract revenge on this week?
He held off.
Speaker 10 (45:04):
And I'm glad because you don't need the speech that
they get in Rockingham. That's not a place to do that.
You wait till you go to a short track or
a road course and then you slide them into the ground.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, but making the other guy think you might that's
actually more powerful something I like the sock job. That's
very powerful. Well, I hope they'll keep racing at the
Rock for a while. Maybe do this again next year,
making an Easter weekend. I would like to see that.
Speaker 10 (45:30):
I saw a memo from Rockingham yesterday saying they haven't
not announced their plans for next year. I don't know
why you would mess with this and for all the
people said, well they need a Cup race, No they don't.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
This was great. It really feel the need it.
Speaker 10 (45:44):
Let the Infinity Series be the star for the week
and those drivers and got the attention the Craftsman Truck
Series people got to focus on them for a while,
and the truck and the Cup people need a day off.
Now they will go twenty eight straight weeks without another
weekend off. That's a long time, guys, that's a lot.
(46:04):
I really wish in the future that build in at
least one more off weekend and do something else like
this to give those people a break. That's a long
time to have to show up for work every weekend.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
With you on that. So, speaking of things happening or changing,
the last race, this year's Phoenix, it has been for
a while, and before that, the last was always Miami
down to Miami what you call.
Speaker 10 (46:28):
It Miami Homestead, thank you, which a lot of people
really love that racetrack. The drivers will tell you they
feel like it's the best track for them to show
off their skills. Can't argue with it. The shows there
are usually really good, and it looks like Miami Homestead
will get the race. This is a story that a
guy named Jordan Bionki broke that it looks like the
(46:48):
race will return there in twenty twenty six for the
season finale and move from Phoenix. And I've even heard
some other discussion this hasn't been substantiated that the last
race of the year, I might wind up rotating between
several race tracks, which I would love to see that
possibly go to Miami, then to Phoenix, then maybe Las Vegas,
(47:09):
your warm weather climbs where the racing is really good,
and those three tracks would do that well. I hope
that's what happens. But it looks like a return to
Miami Homestead in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
All right, we'll keep your eyes on that for us.
And now this weekend we go to Talladega. We always
say this is one of the wild card races. Who's
usually upfront down there?
Speaker 10 (47:32):
Though you know it's funny, Brian Blaney's led a lot
of laps down there. He will run toward the front.
This is such a team race. Your if your team
can stay together and you don't, you're not part of
the attrition. You have a huge advantage over the teams
that lose people because usually half the fields crashed in
(47:53):
this race. I mean, let's just be honest. Yeah, So
if you like team penskein all three of their drivers
are all together at the end of this race, they've
got a really good chance to win. This might be
a place where Keselowski could turn around what has been
a really rough season for him. It's probably his best
race tracks, so maybe look for Brad Keselowski to race well.
(48:15):
I like this. I think this is must see TV
because legitimately twenty five different drivers could win that race.
I'll rule out maybe the back ten as being maybe unrealistic,
but twenty five different drivers and cars could wind up
in victory lane.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I think.
Speaker 10 (48:31):
I think that makes her a pretty compelling of him.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Mentioned Brad Keselowskio just looked him up in the Stanleys.
He is thirty first, so he's not used to being
back there. And you like to say, not too good.
And then we mention Kyle Larson did win at Bristol
He's in fourth place in the Stannys run down the
top ten William Byron, Denny Hamlin against the world number
(48:54):
three Christopher Bell, Kyle Larson, Chase Elliott, Ryan Blaney, Tyler Reddick,
Bubba Wallace, Joy Legano, Alex Bowman.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
No real shockers up in there, No no names up
inside the top ten right now. That shocked me. William
Byron could go to Tallada Aga win. He's proven really
good on these big tracks. He's won Daytona back to back,
so I think he'll be up front. I like Ryan
Blaney and Joey Logano in the Fords. I think they're
gonna be tough. I don't know how to handicap the
(49:25):
Toyota camp. Maybe Tyler Reddick for Denny Hamlin. I think
he won this race last year. Might be the one
that I would look at from the Toyota side.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
All right, good stuff, dog, Thank you buddy, have a
great run. Guy. The rest of your week will catch
up with you next week. Boy. All right, thanks about
hy Dan. You'll follow Doug on x Riceman sixty one.
All right, let's play beating the blind for that big
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