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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hie Big Show fans, Citizen rdby with you, and yesterday's
show is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show. But we do we have something special
for you. This show originally aired on October fifteenth, two
thousand and one, just a little over a month after
the nine to eleven attacks. So a lot of that
kind of talk in the show. Plus we'll look into
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a payroll error that gave Smarty Marty the One Man
Party a one point five million dollars single paycheck.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, yes, he sent it back. We made it, And
at the.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
End of the show we'll visit with Mike scoopin or
Michael Scoopen. He was one of the early contestants on
Survivor I think second season, but nevertheless, he's also one
of six Survivor contestants that went on to do time
in prison. Of course, we won't get to talk about
that because it didn't happen for several years after.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
His visit, but nevertheless, we'll see him.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
In happier times during the open line segment at the
end of the show. So let's get things started with
Rob d Rayford and his chigger problems.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
All right, You enjoy the.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Show Property Rayford were a chigger update last year. This
time I was infested with chiger bytes, first time since
I was a boy of eight. Got them going BlackBerry
picking in the early morning. This time I got them
walking up in the woods to look at an abandoned
house off highway what is it seventy three, just out
of Mount Gilead, North Carolina. Really infested with him about
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two hundred and fifty bytes all over me. Lasted for weeks.
My dermatologist said it was the worst case you'd ever seen.
I still have after a year, marks and scars from
the cursed bugs. Mites actually listeners sent me lots of misinformation,
lots of remedies, most too late. After the biting. Only
thing I could do was just live with them and
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put something on the bites to relieve the itching. Well,
it's chigger season now, so I pass on this morning
to all from James Howell, an entomologist at the University
of Georgia. Chiggers are not insects. They are the larval
stage of the common red harvest mite. These little demons
play havoc with people who venture into woodlands, berry patches
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orchards and open fields. They can even become a nuisance
in mown lawns if the conditions are shady and moist.
In the spring, the eight legged red harvest mite lays
up to fifteen eggs per day in leaf litter, damp soil,
or overgrown weeds. Eggs hatch in about a week, and
the emerging six legged chigger, only about one twenty eighth
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of an inch long. Now hungry for meal, crawls up
onto the tips of nearby vegetation weights in ambush to
snag a passing host. Carbon dioxide attracts them. They attach
to a variety of animals, from feo mice to humans.
Once on a suitable host, they wander around a bit
before settling down to feed on humans. They prefer an
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area where clothing is tight. Chiggers do not bury into
the skin. Instead, they pierce the tissues with their mouth
parts and inject saliva containing powerful digestive enzymes that break
down skin cells. These enzymes also cause the local tissues
to swell and harden. The tiny chigger sits within the
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swollen tissue, sucking up its liquified meal. After about four days,
it drops from the host, leaving a red welt with
a hard white center and a sadistic itch. The welts,
itching and swelling occur within three to six hours after
exposure and may last up to two weeks. Some people
experience more severe allergic reactions and may also develop blister
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like lesions. Mind did, and they lasted about six months,
not a couple of weeks. Here the way is to
avoid him. Avoid walking through overgrown vegetation, uncut fields, and brush.
Always apply a repellent to shoes, socks, cuffs, waistlines, and
pant legs where long pants tucked into boots or socks.
On hiking or camping in chiger infested areas, launder field
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clothes in hot water immediately after returning from a chigger
infested area. Take a hot bath to remove tiggers on
your body. If itching persists, apply ointments containing benson caine,
hydrocortisone or calamine lotion. Now, the thing that I didn't
do was take a hot bath as soon as I
got in, and it was in the car and took
me a while, several hours for five hours to get home.
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So that's when the little boogers did their damage. Mites
they are, so be careful out there. If you're walking
around in the woods in the fields until the frost
comes in and really kills them all out.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Who says that?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I say that with the experience to know Robert d Rayfer,
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are we own there?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Alrighty, perfect start? Oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
It might be bad luck starting broadcast week like that
with kind of a goof of for me not being ready.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I say we go back home. Try again next week.
All right, boys, ready break?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I am.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Word Belly's am I going to have to give him
my tardiness talk?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Oh boy?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
I know, I know he actually called his alarm to
go off, he said, possibly because he didn't send it.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
But he'll be right.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I would say, well, I thought he'd be by now,
maybe one two more minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Try to lead by example, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Normally this is where I would chime in with my
instigation speech. If I think you ought to send him
down and give him a talking to.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, my last.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Nerve has been racked this weekend, so I'm begging him.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Play what happened to your last near repellers?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
You know, for some reason, I'm feeling better. I'd set
him down and give him a talking.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh man.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Hell.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Alrighty, then, well here it is Monday morning. We got well, uh,
we won't have the winner for the Martinsville race. Randy,
I know you really don't keep up with stuff like this,
But there was no race yesterday because.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It was rainy.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
It was rainy a lot, so they're going to run
the race today eleven am Eastern time.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Alright, well, I thought I.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Was watching the Martinsville Race yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, that wasn't it. Uh.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
And also today Michael scooping from Survivor too.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You may remember Michael.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
He was the guy who got burnt up when he
I don't know, and held the smoke, fell in the fire.
His hands had to run in the water. Boy, I
was watching that all show that time. They had the
helicopter amount. Yeah, but Michael is going to be in
the studio, so we'll get some behind the scenes stuff Survivor.
I'm anxious to find it, like what really goes on.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
It's too bad his hands went because I was praying
that he would just ball up a fist and knock
Jerry in the next time.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Everybody remembers him as the guy who passed out and
fell into the campfire, but I remember him as the
guy who beat a wild boar to death with a
stick and then ate.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It killed and ate cooked and ate a wild board.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
See, Randy, the name of the show is Survivor. It's
not going to the Howard Johnson's for fishing clams.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
So it's pretty cool, pretty cool, all right, did so
we'll give you legs up first, chanswer you to join
the winners. Of course we'll be outburst And uh I
went to the Carolina Panthers New Orleans saying it's game
over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I didn't see you.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Oh for Pete, come on, yeah, hung out the nah
really yeah, yeah, I got see you.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Got to see Rick Flair.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
We hung out the Flair a little bit and said
he wouldn't go out into the ring coase it was
gonna mess up his hair.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I got on too, AI a little bit about that,
as it was hair. He'll fight.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Oh yeah, I was good to see the natch And uh,
I don't know, I'm gonna have to have a tall
with coach Seafford being a Carolina Panther fan going for
two twice and not getting it and not kicking a
field goal from the Saint's five yard line going forward
on fourth down.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
We lost on the very last play of the game.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
All right, spell that man for me, because I'm making
a list of the people you need to give a talking.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Seaffert. Oh, Billy's here, just in time. How do you
spelled seaffert.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
S I E F E R T. Okay, closing up,
We'll know who you're talking about. Thank you?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Alrighty, so, uh, Billy, if you're gonna be I'm gonna
have to come up with some better excuses for you.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Wait a minute, now, is this the official?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Is that the talking to?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Or can I cross his name off the last?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yes, cross him all because out decided, you know, me
and building be together to a lone.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I need just help him with some good excuses.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
As a famous commercial once said, from you, I learned
it from you.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Okay, good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
It's about twenty minutes after the hour. And here we
are on Monday morning. The Fat Boy just getting back
to Martinsville. Of course they're racing in Martinsville today eleven
am Eastern. Since was rained out yesterday. D A fat
Boy talked to him yesterday. I said he hit a deer.
Did twelve thousand dollars damage really to the deer or
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whether that was a fat boy or to Larry mcgrenell's coach.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Now, is this another guy that needs to talking to?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, okay, he should pay more attention.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Okay, I think it's safe to assume it was the
coach since the aggregate value of fat boy as well below.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Right, all right, this is what we're playing for here
on Altbursts this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
We've got a copy of the two thousand and.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
One NASCAR Winston Cup yearbook from you and my publications.
This is officially licensed by NASCAR. This is one that
the drivers get at the celebration in New York City
at the end of the season when they wore the
championship points and money. All right, okay, well, let's get
to it here. You legs up for our first contests
of the week. On this date, October fifteenth, and eighteen sixty,
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eleven year old Grace Bedell of Westville, New York wrote
a letter to presidential candidate Abraham Lincoln suggesting he would
look better if he were to grow a beard.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And he's thinking, well, I'll try anything at.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
This point, Yes, Lincoln complied. Grace told Lincoln that she
would ask her four brothers to vote for him as
president if he grew the beard. A beardless Lincoln won
the election in November, apparently without the four brothers endorsement,
and Lincoln later grew a beard once he was in office.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
What do you think Mary my stash?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
How about that I'm going away? Hey Lincoln? Why the
long face?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Thinking about some big muppets up side burned from the mohawk.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
That was on this day.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
In nineteen fifty, the very first radio pagers went on
sale to the American public. Back then, they weren't so
small though. The first beepers weighed five pounds.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Nineteen fifty the pager yep, damn, oh, it's me hair,
hold a.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Backpack and on the stage.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Finally, nineteen sixty six, a seventy five year old man
receives ten traffic summonses when he drives on the wrong
side of the road four times, commits four hitting run
of fences, causes six accidents, all within twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
In McKinnie, Texas.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I'll tell you what, if you overlook this, I'll grow
a beard.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And fraver said, oh, trying to check out see you
was talking on the.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Phone let's not saying all right, yall, there's she legs
up and you heard the big prize baggage one eight
hundred big show was your toll free line.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
We'll play with.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Coler nine neck. Good morning, there's a big shown already
a right out the bottom mony. What I'm talking about
court and starts music only gets to play our first
game at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Boy, just got it Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
It's the game that anyone jam.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
John boy.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Give the prizes from the let's go contesting number.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Let be a lot of funks when you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time the level shop.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Georgia shot.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Morning that boy, b b b b b B. But
you're doing a ridingey, how are you this morning?
Speaker 8 (11:58):
All right? Just not working morning.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Working before the sun comes up. That's what I like
to see. I don't like to see it. I like
to hear about it. But anyway, Rodney, what kind of.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Work you do after before the sun comes up? I'm
a burglar. I'm an architecture all right, you're into architecture.
Oh yeah, Now that's a kind of broad answer. In
another word, hiding out from the boss in a little building.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Yeah, I work for an architecture and making.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
All right, right, I say you going ahead.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
He's a good he can do it in the dark,
you know, pre dawn architecture is the most difficult kind.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're right, all right, Rodney. Let's see how sharp you
are this morning? Buddy? You ready to go?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I hope?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So all right?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Three things this might be hard in the dark. Three
things you find on your face? Ready you go, huh oh, wow, eyes.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You shoulder, Yeah for a minute, please please, all right,
good work. Three electronic gadgets, ready go, Look at you jump? Wow,
he is rolling right through here, all right for the win.
Three traffic violations. Ready to go.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
It's hitting run, speeding and running red lights.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Wow, you just gotta going on. Man, let me see
us had us up. Let's go back and look at
the clock added up? What's you got ready? Five point
oh five point seven seconds?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Point seven point seven seconds?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Man, Oway, Yeah, yeah, we had to we had to
go back and calibrate that. No, that was after the
calibration of the first one. Oh, Man's close.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
What does calibration mean?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Well, what did calibrate Jeff?
Speaker 8 (13:42):
For?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
You have to get one number from the other one
and make sure that they're lucky.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You know what is going on.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I'm putting you back on the list to give himself
a good talking to you.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hey, thank you. What can I get you to tell?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Jens sports Babe, Hey, this morning, Janice.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
The sports babe. Jenna sports Base.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Absolute, Randy, don't put me down, I mean, don't make
me put you. I'm talking to Rodney Hill. Please Jenna
sports Bay for my sation it.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
One or two.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Hey, Jean, I think you're Rodney Lies. You breed on architecture.
I'm working that toy rob.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Property Ranford with a few odds and ends to get
the week started. A man who wanted to stay sober
served part of a friend's jail sentence to see whether
he could fool the justice system. A fifty one year
old Swede posed as his friend and started a one
month drunk driving sentence, but was discovered after two weeks
in jail. All I said, I wanted to go to
jail to stop myself from drinking for a few weeks.
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Peal didn't think it would work. He agreed to let
me try. I borrowed his ID card, identified myself as him.
At the prison and went in to serve his time,
got in trouble at Stockholm. Court has found the impost
guilty of perjury and wrongful use of another person's identity.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Here's the question. If you recently received.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
An e mail that warns you to avoid shopping malls
on Halloween because of a possible terrorist attack. The FBI
is now saying it can't confirm whether the message is
true or just another one of those e mail hoaxes
we warned you about. The e mail began circulating October fifth.
Was started by a southern California woman who says she
was merely forwarding information she heard from a friend. There
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you go, that's the e mail source heard from a friend.
It details the story of a woman whose Afghan boyfriend
abruptly disappeared in early September, then wrote her a letter
begging her to avoid air travel on September eleventh and
shopping malls on Halloween. A spokesperson for the FBI says
agents are working to verify the validity of the e mail,
but at this time it's unknown whether the message is
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a But I say you can consider it an email hoax.
A lot of things circulating on email that are not
sourced me. I think this would be a good time
to put an end to bega Ween anyway, Robert d
Ray for John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. It
is Monday morning. Later this morning, Michael scooping from survivor
to the guy who killed a wild boar with his
bare hands and hate it. Well, he shared it with
his other survivors to so good. So we'll get a
little behind the scenes look at survivors. Hell that's going
on Martinsville Race did not happen yesterday. We will not
talk to the winter. We'll watch it today and then
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talk to the winter tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Well, let's jump in here with our latest John Boy
and Billy Playhouse that ought to hold you. We will
do that next yes morning, A Big Show is on
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a radio about ten minutes away for the hour.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Nice time.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Lamp of Omar. As our story opens, United States President
George W. Bush is being escorted to a secret late
night meeting in a high security area at Andrews Air
Force Base in Washington, DC.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So what heck's going on here? Roleck some unexpected foreign visitors.
Situation needs your immediate attention.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
Sir h I missed a president. Thank you for coming
on such short notice. I am Muhammad Azir from the
University of Riad and I believe you know this. Gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (17:44):
Huh great horny too, says Osama ben Lawden will so
we'll be meeted last. My brothers in Iraq began the
battle against the evil bush, and I will finish it
by defeating the son of a bush.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
What did you call me?
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Osama was captured by a military forces in Afghanistan a
few hours ago, just before he was to take possession
of an important artifact discovered recently in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
What kind of artifact this your infidelizer? Not fit to
gaze upon it? It is the lamp of Omar?
Speaker 11 (18:15):
What the heck is a lamp of Omar? A most
important piece of Islamic history. For fourteenth centuries, it has
been the home of Pooki Pooh, the genie po Pooh,
the genie, the most powerful genie in all the world,
a genie named Pokey Poo.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Is this real? Do not mock the power of Pooki.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Pooh inft push.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
You see mister President. An ancient Islamic legend says Pooky
Poo was imprisoned inside the lamp in the seventh century.
Shortly after that it was lost, and because of its
great power, men have searched for it ever since. Legend
says it will be found again at a pivotal moment
in history. Pivotal, i say, and will be the key
to the future of all mankind. Keep talking, the legend states, they're.
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Only the most powerful leader in all of Islam will
have the authority to call forth the power of Pokey Pooh.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
That is why Osama sought to obtain the lamp when
it was discovered.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Sounds like we napped him just then time. But wait,
there is more.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
When they promised leader rubs the lamp, poke Poo will
come forth and offer him three wishes.
Speaker 11 (19:15):
If he chooses wisely, the world will be saved. But
if he chooses unwisely, it would be the end of
all things.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Holy corn row, you mean you're actually gonna let this
guy rub the lamp?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
So it is written, and so it must be done.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
So you got me out of bed just in time
to have a front row seat for the end.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Of the world.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, there is a further tale in
the legend the leader who rubs the lamp. If he
has done great evil, causing the death of innocence and
bringing shame to the name of Islam, he must forfeit
his final wish to the victims of his crimes. You mean, yes,
Osama's bloody deans mean he must give the final wish
to you. This will give you an opportunity to avenge
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the evil done to you and your people.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't know. I don't like this summarye.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I will gladly give up one wish.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
If it me, I will have my revenge on this bush.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
You come out one more time, You're gonna get a
mouth for a body, Chicklate's there, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
The moment is at hand, Osama. The lamp is yours,
who keep.
Speaker 12 (20:14):
Oo Come forth, don't go forth my spirit from the lamp.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
It is I Osama bin Laden.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Well I sent.
Speaker 12 (20:36):
You are the powerful leader I have awaited. I am
yours to command.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
If I find a pot of gold, then hear me.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Now.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
First, I wish that all the American invaders will be
perched from the House of Islam.
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Is that so well?
Speaker 12 (20:57):
Your wish is my command? There it is done. All
Americans have been removed from the House of Islam and
returned to their.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Homes most sac.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
See do I want to send with your no, no, no,
I wish for a great barrier to be fixed between
the House of Islam and all other nations of the world.
A stone wall one hundred cubits high and one hundred
cuban stick, A wall without gates.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
A wall is so.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Strong that no Infidel will ever set foot on Islamic soil. Again,
goodn't ask for a car.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You want to be Poky poop, all right?
Speaker 12 (21:33):
Coming right up? And now, Osama, I sense that with
your great power there is also great evil. Thus you
must forfeit the final and third wish to the leader
of the nations you have wronged.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And that would be made there Camel boy, George W. Bush,
How you doing there, Pooky Poop? He can't complain. We
will not be making happy talk with the Infidel. Let's
just get this over with well, very well, then, Bush,
the final wish is yours. Okay.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Let me see if I got the picture here. All
the Americans are back home, right, that's right in All
the Muslim countries are behind a big wall huh.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
Indeed, a great fortress without gates that no Muslim can enter.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Cool. All right, I know why I want, I want
to wish for it.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Go ahead, then, forceeed you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Know that big John Fortress feller up with water and
it is done. No, you said of a push? What
have you done? Let me give you a little tip
out of juggles. Don't mess with Texas.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Faith and Magara. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Sweep you in again. Next time we'll hear
the crusty old presidential helicopter pilots say.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Somebody get
my attell look on how the Irish genie get buried
in his Good morning.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
The Big Show is on a radio. Hope you Monday
is starting off allrighty right here with you. We've got
John Boy Jeffardy coming up in about twenty minutes or so.
Be playing for a copy of the two thousand and
one NASCAR Winston Cup Yearbook from um I Publications, officially
lies of by NASCAR. Coming up next, we'll check in
with Frankeny Cabby. Actually he'll check in with us call
down from Jersey as he will review a brand new
(23:27):
movie that he saw over the weekend for us.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
All right, we'll do that next Good Morning, A Big
Show is on the radio.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
I'm five await an hour, actually five after the I
hours away from there one the other show. If you're
looking at it like that, wait, man, let me get
this phone called Hello, Big Show, job.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Boy, Billy Yay. Hey, how's my two favorite Charlatans?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I think you made Charlotte Teans? Right?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
You ever listen to your show? Your tagline should be
bs and for twenty years and coming.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
More Jipper mood ges. I don't how to ask how
you again went?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
I got two words for you, awe and crap. It
all started off Friday. I'm driving along the turnpike. I
see this big billboard and it says, where will you
spend eternity? I got freaked out because I was on
my way to the DMV speaking a big billboard. Okay,
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so I'm driving into a friend's house on Saturday. We
see this other big billboard with a hot chicken a bikini.
She's holding a six pack of beer. Fay says to me.
She says, Hey, I suppose if I drink that kind
of beer, I'll look like her, so I says to her,
I says, no, if I drink that six pack, you'll
look like her. I'll let you know as soon as
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the swelling goes down.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
You see that movie we're talking about, you cann't forget
about it.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Randy hit my music. Welcome to the jump Boy of
Billy Big Show Movie Minute. I am your hosty slightly
swoll Frankie to caamby Denucci. And last week I went
to see that new comedy Corky Romano Starry Chris Catan.
Here's a tip, don't wear your surgical scrubs because there
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ain't no brain surgery going on here. Corky is this happy,
dopey veterinarians assistant who dreams of having his own practice,
and his world has turned upside down when his estranged
family needs a favor. I put emphasis on the word
family because that's exactly what they are, a mob family.
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The patriarch and a clan played beautifully by the great
Peter Falk. We never see him enough. He is wrongfully
indicted for murder and they need someone to go undercover
at the FBI and destroy the evidence, And with no
other choice, they picked the dorky Corky, who was disowned
by the family years ago for not being tough enough.
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S a fice to say, hilarity ensues. I gotta admit it,
I was dreading seeing this picture. But this little Chris
Catan is so freaking funny. He's just He's like a
quirky little Gerbil with a great knack for that physical comedy.
He's all over the place. He's just hysterical. And what
a supporting cast shaft himself. Richard Rowntree is Kirky's FBI
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boss and this kid Matthew Glave as Brick Davis, the
smug FBI team leader. This is the guy. Uh, this
is the guy to watch. He played Drew Barrymore's boyfriend
and a wedding singer. Remember that guy, and he really
gets to stretch his wings in this show. He's very funny.
Peter Berg and Chris Penn Sean Penn's older brother plays
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Kirky's brothers Pete and Paulie. Eric Scream and Chris Penn.
What's with your friggin head? He has gotten so chunky
his noggin looks like a big cind of black. Hey listen,
everybody in this picture does a great job and in
a time when America needs a good laugh, this is
the perfect prescription. Remember, folks, Frankie is a reviewer of
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the people. I am no rex read looking for movies
to change and improve my life. I just want to
be entertained. Frankie says three and a half stars. All right, Hey,
you're gonna talk to Ricky Bee later on?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
We probably will.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Your day is really gonna suck it.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I was.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Gotta get paying a big old kids before breakfast for us.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
This morning before breakfast were crazy, probably Rayfert who and
I get this straight?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Does not indict the Internet generally, it is a source
of much information, whether it is properly sourced, identify authenticated,
it is the work of the devil when used to
spread rumors and propaganda. The stories are remarkable, with what
is so remarkable as how people believe them, not only
believe them, but passed them on to others along their
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Internet and email lines. Some examples, a woman who was
dating one of the World Trade Center terrorists received a
note from him before he disappeared, warning her to stay
away from airplanes on September eleventh, and shopping malls on
October thirty, first somebody took a photograph of a tourist
at the top of the World Trade Center seconds before
the plane crashed into the tower. A plane gunning for
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the building can be seen in the background. In Lexington,
North Carolina, local police call the State Bureau of Investigation
who had flight manuals in their homes. These stories are
being told and retold and circulated at the push of
a mouse, but all of them are false. The FBI
has never heard about a letter from the terrorist, the
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photograph was manipulated, and Lexington the Lease officials say that
they haven't investigated anybody with flight manuals since the terrorist attacks.
Tall tales and urban legends such as these have been
sweeping across the United States through word of mouth and
the Internet. John Llewellyn, and Associate professor of Communications at
Wake Forest University who studies these urban legends, says, it's
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a logical and human attempt to explain things that are incomprehensible.
Here you have something where people are already on the edge,
then you have no information. That vacuum is filled with
a lot of speculation. These concerns aren't new and emerged
during times of crisis. However, Technological advancements such as the
Internet and email have rebbed up these urban legends, allowing
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them to spread faster and further. The rumor about the
letter from the terrorists to his girlfriend is being distributed
through email and passed to groups of people just with
the click of a mouse. And what I can't understand
is why they call these things urban legends. They originate
in small towns and out in the country too wager
they are passed around more by the gullible and small
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towns around the USA. Robert D Ray for John Boy
and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Good morning, everybody got the Big Show on a radio.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
About a quarter after the hour coming up on John
boydche Everty time, another chance for you to join the
winters and Robert Earl Keane getting ready to move through
some big show cities. Let's see Chattanooga on the seventeenth,
That will be Wednesday night. He's playing at Chattanooga, Tennessee
the Tahoe Theater. And then let me see you on
Thursday night Bristol, Tennessee and the Paramount Theater. Friday night Charlotte,
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North Carolina County Joe's and he will be in the
Big Show Studio Friday morning and then moving through Ashville,
North Carolina, and Louisville, Kentucky, Nashville, Tennessee. So we'll keep
you up to date. Robert Earl is coming to your town.
You can get out and see him. I right at
John boyje evertything. We got a good and we're gonna
get us a good winner here. That'll be maybe you
hang on righten up, let's play in minutes. Good morning everybody,
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The Big Show is on the radio. It is Monday morning,
five after the hour, and coming up, Mad Max is
gonna check in with you. But right now it is
John Boy Jebary time playing for a copy of the
two thousand and one NASCAR Winston Cup yearbook from um
My Publications, officially licensed by Nascars. Is what the drivers
get the end of the year at the banquet in
New York, also going in a John boyn Billy Paps
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Blue Ribbon Racing Prize pack Edy rad show, is that right?
This is the last race at Lakeland this weekend. This
will finish up the season. Next last Johnny the last
One's Thanksgiving weekend in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Okay, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Tim Nichols, the ol Milwaukee car still head the rookie
points battle, got a number fifty three?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh Milwaukee? Is Johnny chamangohead a Grilla Salce car down there?
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I'm not sure they had engine problems and they're they're
hoping to go, but it's not together yet.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Listening, I can't pay for everything? All right, then we'll
be done in Lakeland this week. Get and by everything
he means anything. Absolutely, I won't even chip in for
gas card. They were going to the race track.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
But when it comes to professional sports, football tops the
list of highest injury rate. In fact, it has twelve
times the injury rate of the next most dangerous sport,
which is this?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
What is the Taliban national skeet shooting team.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
They've been having a lot of those outdoor practices lately,
and yet a lot of them getting hurt for some reason.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Oh good, guess I'd like to see that. But no,
what do you all think? One eight hundred big show
your toll free line across America? We still we're calling
nine go do we get a winter? We play an acting.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio right
around a bottom of the how and that is.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
Time Yes live what across America.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It's John Jeopardy. I know your host.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
The most dangerous sport he knows is that redheaded girl
that works at Hooters.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Down in Orlando. Geez's John Moore. Hello, Brent out of Seymour, Tennessee.
How you doing this morning, Brent.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
How you doing doing good? Buddy? Bye? Brent.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
When it comes to professional sports, football tops the list
of highest injury rate. In fact, it has twelve times
injury rate of the next most dangerous sport, which is this.
Speaker 11 (33:20):
I was hoping I wouldn't be first because I wanted
to pick something.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
Nobody else said.
Speaker 9 (33:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Let's go with baseball, all right, show us baseball, don't
do Brent. Your instincts were correct on one one. What
now you buddy?
Speaker 8 (33:37):
Appreciate you, Thank you all right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dan Drew out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is up.
Hello Drew.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Hey, how you doing man?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I'm doing great, good good. What do you think you, buddy?
Speaker 8 (33:46):
I think it's ice hockey.
Speaker 14 (33:47):
Show us ice hockey.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
No, that can't get Rod, Yeah, you take them. Must
have been inside bowling. Thanks for playing, Drew.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
He ain't no problem, Dan.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Randy out, I'm making Georgia's up. Hello Randy, good morning,
Good morning buddy. What are you thinking man?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Soccer show US soccer?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh no, unless you count of people in the stand
actually on the field. Why that is it?
Speaker 8 (34:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Randy? Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
All right, down to clear Water, Florida and Stacy is
on the line.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Hello, Stacy, how you doing doing good? Buddy?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
What you thinking?
Speaker 14 (34:31):
Man?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Probably what about racing?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Show US racing? Racing?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
But you know, in another survey, as far as fatalities,
automobile racing is number one and Polo polo is number two.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Weird how about that. But we're not talking fatalities here.
We're just talking about.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Injury injury, injury rate. That's it, all right, Stacy, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (34:58):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
All right? Dan, Yeah, not a racing Ohio? Hello?
Speaker 15 (35:02):
Ed?
Speaker 8 (35:02):
How you doing all right? Man?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Okay? Yeah, all right, trying to get too excited? Just
keep a level head. I said, what you doing?
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (35:11):
I just took me only two years to get back
to you.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
You've been driving two years. Excitement's pretty much out of
it now.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah. Did you lose last time you were on in?
Speaker 6 (35:21):
No?
Speaker 8 (35:21):
I won? When you was doing pick C and a
lot of people picked me and with the wrong answer.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Oh yeah, so all right, well you're stepping up a
little harder contest here, ed.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, so what are you thinking, man? I'll play croquet,
show us croquet croke. We got stump toes.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
There was a hit with a mountain.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
But we're guessing you.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
Have I don't know, but I don't know you give.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
You a hit.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I didn't know you played croquet with goalies.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Well, yeah, you could use goalie really.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well, yeah, let's dress it up.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Let's play some croquet full contact techka. I like you, Ed,
all right, but I hope we don't have to go
through this ever for two years. Well, we'll see you,
all right. Steven out of Boone, North Carolina. Hello, Steven,
doing good, buddy?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (36:19):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
What you got?
Speaker 8 (36:21):
How about basketball?
Speaker 14 (36:22):
Show us b ball? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Most common injuries in both sports are knee related because
all the sudden stops and starts and high friction shoes.
Two thirds of all basketball injuries are to the knees,
and football knees are involved in one third of the injuries.
So there you go, all right, and Stephen a copy
of the two thousand and one NASCAR Winston Cup yearbook
from you and my publications. You got a John Mobilly
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Pats Blue Ribbon Racing prize pack and you're qualified for
the autograph copy of the book Dale and Heart Determined
and twenty five hundred dollars in cash.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yew about that money.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
That's great, man Bye staving a batter, beautiful Maus nor Caroline.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
You hang on, Jack and the twins get you information? Akay?
Thank what?
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
You know them twins baks a.
Speaker 8 (37:11):
Pair that look like dollars? Never mind?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Pray for again.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Perusing the papers and the news wire as it has
been for the past month, it's about terrorism and reaction
to terrorism. Headline Today in USA Today Powell goes to
war zone. Anthrax incidents create growing sense of anxiety. New
York Times President rejects offered by Taliban for negotiations, US
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is stepping up plan for handling anthrax threat. Charlotte Observer
Bush no negotiations and terrorists linked to anthrax even Wall
Street Journal Soviet Yet germ program is a worry once
again amid anthrax scare. Cases of jitters nine to one
one in Pittsburgh is getting lots of strange reports and
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on that fateful day, two airlines face their darkest scenario.
And certainly when you turn on the news on radio
and television, especially television, that's what they're all telling about.
I'm hearing more and more people say, we want to
be informed, but we're tired of this grim news all
the time. Well, I have a suggestion. Turn to the
sports section of the newspaper, the section that devotes more
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space to one topic, ballgames and ballplayers, than any other
section of the newspaper except the first section. And there's
not a word about terrorists, anthrax, war and rumors of war.
It's all about ballgames or racing. So if you want
to escape, turn to the sports section. I have three
(38:53):
sports sections before me. Local Charlotte Observer twelve pages of
escapism USA Today, eighteen pages of escape into the world
of sports. In the New York Times, which devotes less
to sports than the others, does have a section of
its own on Sunday and Monday, nothing but news from
that world, all in its own orbit, the world of sports.
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So if you want some relief from terror, wars and
rumors of wars, and speculation on saying, shake out the
sports section and escape. So says Robert d Rayfer, John,
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio. Yeah, how's everything?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Okay, it's about fifteen minutes away from the hour, and
later today Michael scoop In is gonna be on open line.
He's from survivor to guy who killed a wild boar
for the people, knifed it up and cooked it up,
made it yep, and then unluckily fell into fire burn
his hands had to be helicoptered off. Looking forward to
see the behind the scenes on that deal, how that works.
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And we don't have a winner of the Martinsville Race.
Because we don't have winner of the Martinsville Race. It'll
be eleven o'clock Eastern times when a green flag will
drop today kill So we'll talk to the winner tomorrow.
Todd bow Dine on the poll. Alright, then coming up next,
Mad Max checks in. Good morning, The Big Show is
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on the radio, about ten away for the hour.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
All right, let's get this call him Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
John Boy, Billy, Oh, Mad Max?
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Here?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Hey Max? What's odd dander?
Speaker 14 (40:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I've heard that all my life. What is dander? I mean?
Is it something that comes from boyd?
Speaker 8 (40:36):
Let me put this as gentley as I can. Okay,
shut up, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Thanks for taking it easy on them, rock Well Fellas.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Everybody says this, here is the time when all Americans
are supposed to be coming together. Uh today, I'd like
to teach all the Side five freaks and computer geeks
in the audience how to get along with us regular
normal men. Randy, Randy, listen up. Here are some basic
rules for men to live by. Complaining about the brand
of free beer in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden unless
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he killed somebody in your family. You must bail your
buddy out of jail within twelve hours. Any man that
brings a camera to a bachelor party can be legally
butt whooped by the other man at the party. Once
you've known a feller for more than twenty four hours,
his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
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The minimum amount of time you have to wait for
a buddy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting
time six minutes. Or girl, you have to wait ten
minutes for every point she racks up on the classic
one to ten hotness scale. No man is ever required
to buy birthday present for another man. In fact, even
(41:47):
remembering your buddy's birthday at all is optional. It's okay
to chug a fruit flavored girly drink only if you're
sitting on the tropical beach and is delivered by a
waitress or supermodel. It must be topless. Also, the drink
must be free. It is okay for a man to
cry under the following circumstances. He when a brave dog
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dies to save his master me after wrecking the boss's car.
See when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her shirt. Indeed, one hour,
twelve minutes and thirty seven seconds into the movie The
Crying Game. Now, when you run up on a group
of fellas watching a sporting event, it's okay to ask
the score of the game, but you should never ask
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who's playing and Randy, what sport is this. If a
woman says she loves to watch sports, treat her like
a spy until she proves she knows the game and
that she can drink as much beer as a men
as the funk. If a feller zipper is down, that's
his problem. You didn't see nothing. Good morning after you
(42:52):
and a babe who was formerly just a friend have
shared a night of spontaneous animal passion. Feeling weird and
her kilty is no reason not to do it again.
Before you have that talk about what a big mistake is.
It's okay to grab the last beer or the last
slice of pizza. Don't go for both. That's just playing me.
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And finally, if two men sharing umbrella, they are considered
legally married in seventeenth states.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Only good advice mags.
Speaker 8 (43:22):
Are the freaks and geeks. Learn them. No, I'm living
and learning my life.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Yes,
talk about it.
Speaker 9 (43:35):
Oh, come on, come on, Marty, come on.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Oh that's funny. Came up, Marty. We're going to talk
about our parent company. They may not know it, they're
gonna find that. We'll make sure they know they know it. Yah,
as employee that the Tomobilly Radio network.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Ahead of affiliate syndication sales syndications.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Thank you very much, Marty. Is to see a key
person in the organization. Johnny doesn't even know what his
job tight is.
Speaker 8 (44:06):
I know he listener.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah, like Barry, he must be doing something good because
what what was your net pay for two weeks?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Marty? Let's see, well, first of all, what was your gross?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
All right, my gross?
Speaker 15 (44:18):
Let's see one million, one million, ninety two thousand and
forty nine dollars and thirty three cents.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
But of course, after the government gain, let me tell
you what sales are booming?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, sales are good. Did you what did you net
that much that?
Speaker 15 (44:37):
Wait a minute, now, I do have a four to
one K program, and I do have medical insurance in
my wife and myself. And it was five hundred and
seventy two thousand, four hundred and nineteen dollars and seventy
four cents. Holy Holy, So I called making our illustrious
leader and I and I said, is there something you
need to tell me?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
And he says, what do you mean? I said, have
I been?
Speaker 15 (44:59):
You know le?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
What's there that might have been your severance package? Well,
if it is that your severance package, I'd like to
get fired immediately. As a matter of fact, I was
wishing for that.
Speaker 15 (45:08):
Then I call Randy, you know, and I'm talking to Randy,
and Randy says, you know what you would hear from
me if.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
It's happened to me, if this happened to him.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Nothing, We don't know what happened to him. He disappeared, and.
Speaker 15 (45:21):
Then he proceeded to say, you know, for one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars, I think I probably could keep
my mouth shut for now.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Well, I think it's time when you bring the balls
in here. Our general manager, making moy Macon is at you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Hey, hey, Johnny, I was just going to hit my
ball for the morning.
Speaker 8 (45:36):
I was wondering to day, have y'all say Marty? I
gave him a raid. I forgot to tell him.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Yeah, there's a lot of that going around, and may
I say at this point, I love you, man, Megan
will hit another bucket and come on him.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
We'll see how we can give you this up.
Speaker 14 (45:54):
You know.
Speaker 8 (45:54):
That's the work night, Johnny.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
I'm on the way in right now. Okay, good work.
And for those of you who don't know much about
the radio business, that's way high.
Speaker 8 (46:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Oh yeah, congratulation Marty. We won't take the money back,
but you are employee of the week.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I take god. All right, all right, where's our lives?
Fuck right here?
Speaker 12 (46:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Good were talking about our buzz at paps blue ribbon. Yeah,
this is why they didn't do it to you.
Speaker 5 (46:20):
What because this was the second year Paps Brew's ribbon companies,
involvement with Prinks, Habits, Booze Ribbon.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
An I know it's ma'am.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Maybe we should get the vice president Bradshaw in here
really about it.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Anyway, the race is at Lakeland, Florida, the Goodiest Dash series.
That's where we have the PAPS Blue Ribbon number forty
four driven by Doc Broer, the old Milwaukee number fifty
two driven by Tim Nichols who was leading the rookie
point standings right now, and also PAPS sponsored ARCA. Of
course they've been giving the ARCA Pole award away all
year and then at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
With the merchant with the archipoles.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
It's pretty cool, that's right, and perhaps is support against
racing involvement this year with special racing packages and consumer
offers a little so much a local retail for the
big stand up
Hie Big Show fans, Citizen rdby with you, and yesterday's
show is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show. But we do we have something special
for you. This show originally aired on October fifteenth, two
thousand and one, just a little over a month after
the nine to eleven attacks. So a lot of that
kind of talk in the show. Plus we'll look into
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a payroll error that gave Smarty Marty the One Man
Party a one point five million dollars single paycheck.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, yes, he sent it back. We made it, And
at the.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
End of the show we'll visit with Mike scoopin or
Michael Scoopen. He was one of the early contestants on
Survivor I think second season, but nevertheless, he's also one
of six Survivor contestants that went on to do time
in prison. Of course, we won't get to talk about
that because it didn't happen for several years after.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
His visit, but nevertheless, we'll see him.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
In happier times during the open line segment at the
end of the show. So let's get things started with
Rob d Rayford and his chigger problems.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
All right, You enjoy the.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Show Property Rayford were a chigger update last year. This
time I was infested with chiger bytes, first time since
I was a boy of eight. Got them going BlackBerry
picking in the early morning. This time I got them
walking up in the woods to look at an abandoned
house off highway what is it seventy three, just out
of Mount Gilead, North Carolina. Really infested with him about
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two hundred and fifty bytes all over me. Lasted for weeks.
My dermatologist said it was the worst case you'd ever seen.
I still have after a year, marks and scars from
the cursed bugs. Mites actually listeners sent me lots of misinformation,
lots of remedies, most too late. After the biting. Only
thing I could do was just live with them and
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put something on the bites to relieve the itching. Well,
it's chigger season now, so I pass on this morning
to all from James Howell, an entomologist at the University
of Georgia. Chiggers are not insects. They are the larval
stage of the common red harvest mite. These little demons
play havoc with people who venture into woodlands, berry patches
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orchards and open fields. They can even become a nuisance
in mown lawns if the conditions are shady and moist.
In the spring, the eight legged red harvest mite lays
up to fifteen eggs per day in leaf litter, damp soil,
or overgrown weeds. Eggs hatch in about a week, and
the emerging six legged chigger, only about one twenty eighth
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of an inch long. Now hungry for meal, crawls up
onto the tips of nearby vegetation weights in ambush to
snag a passing host. Carbon dioxide attracts them. They attach
to a variety of animals, from feo mice to humans.
Once on a suitable host, they wander around a bit
before settling down to feed on humans. They prefer an
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area where clothing is tight. Chiggers do not bury into
the skin. Instead, they pierce the tissues with their mouth
parts and inject saliva containing powerful digestive enzymes that break
down skin cells. These enzymes also cause the local tissues
to swell and harden. The tiny chigger sits within the
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swollen tissue, sucking up its liquified meal. After about four days,
it drops from the host, leaving a red welt with
a hard white center and a sadistic itch. The welts,
itching and swelling occur within three to six hours after
exposure and may last up to two weeks. Some people
experience more severe allergic reactions and may also develop blister
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like lesions. Mind did, and they lasted about six months,
not a couple of weeks. Here the way is to
avoid him. Avoid walking through overgrown vegetation, uncut fields, and brush.
Always apply a repellent to shoes, socks, cuffs, waistlines, and
pant legs where long pants tucked into boots or socks.
On hiking or camping in chiger infested areas, launder field
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clothes in hot water immediately after returning from a chigger
infested area. Take a hot bath to remove tiggers on
your body. If itching persists, apply ointments containing benson caine,
hydrocortisone or calamine lotion. Now, the thing that I didn't
do was take a hot bath as soon as I
got in, and it was in the car and took
me a while, several hours for five hours to get home.
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So that's when the little boogers did their damage. Mites
they are, so be careful out there. If you're walking
around in the woods in the fields until the frost
comes in and really kills them all out.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Who says that?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I say that with the experience to know Robert d Rayfer,
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are we own there?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Alrighty, perfect start? Oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
It might be bad luck starting broadcast week like that
with kind of a goof of for me not being ready.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I say we go back home. Try again next week.
All right, boys, ready break?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I am.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Word Belly's am I going to have to give him
my tardiness talk?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Oh boy?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
I know, I know he actually called his alarm to
go off, he said, possibly because he didn't send it.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
But he'll be right.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I would say, well, I thought he'd be by now,
maybe one two more minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Try to lead by example, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Normally this is where I would chime in with my
instigation speech. If I think you ought to send him
down and give him a talking to.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, my last.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Nerve has been racked this weekend, so I'm begging him.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Play what happened to your last near repellers?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
You know, for some reason, I'm feeling better. I'd set
him down and give him a talking.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh man.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Hell.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Alrighty, then, well here it is Monday morning. We got well, uh,
we won't have the winner for the Martinsville race. Randy,
I know you really don't keep up with stuff like this,
But there was no race yesterday because.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It was rainy.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
It was rainy a lot, so they're going to run
the race today eleven am Eastern time.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Alright, well, I thought I.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Was watching the Martinsville Race yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, that wasn't it. Uh.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
And also today Michael scooping from Survivor too.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You may remember Michael.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
He was the guy who got burnt up when he
I don't know, and held the smoke, fell in the fire.
His hands had to run in the water. Boy, I
was watching that all show that time. They had the
helicopter amount. Yeah, but Michael is going to be in
the studio, so we'll get some behind the scenes stuff Survivor.
I'm anxious to find it, like what really goes on.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
It's too bad his hands went because I was praying
that he would just ball up a fist and knock
Jerry in the next time.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Everybody remembers him as the guy who passed out and
fell into the campfire, but I remember him as the
guy who beat a wild boar to death with a
stick and then ate.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It killed and ate cooked and ate a wild board.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
See, Randy, the name of the show is Survivor. It's
not going to the Howard Johnson's for fishing clams.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
So it's pretty cool, pretty cool, all right, did so
we'll give you legs up first, chanswer you to join
the winners. Of course we'll be outburst And uh I
went to the Carolina Panthers New Orleans saying it's game
over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I didn't see you.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Oh for Pete, come on, yeah, hung out the nah
really yeah, yeah, I got see you.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Got to see Rick Flair.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
We hung out the Flair a little bit and said
he wouldn't go out into the ring coase it was
gonna mess up his hair.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I got on too, AI a little bit about that,
as it was hair. He'll fight.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Oh yeah, I was good to see the natch And uh,
I don't know, I'm gonna have to have a tall
with coach Seafford being a Carolina Panther fan going for
two twice and not getting it and not kicking a
field goal from the Saint's five yard line going forward
on fourth down.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
We lost on the very last play of the game.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
All right, spell that man for me, because I'm making
a list of the people you need to give a talking.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Seaffert. Oh, Billy's here, just in time. How do you
spelled seaffert.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
S I E F E R T. Okay, closing up,
We'll know who you're talking about. Thank you?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Alrighty, so, uh, Billy, if you're gonna be I'm gonna
have to come up with some better excuses for you.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Wait a minute, now, is this the official?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Is that the talking to?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Or can I cross his name off the last?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yes, cross him all because out decided, you know, me
and building be together to a lone.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I need just help him with some good excuses.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
As a famous commercial once said, from you, I learned
it from you.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Okay, good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
It's about twenty minutes after the hour. And here we
are on Monday morning. The Fat Boy just getting back
to Martinsville. Of course they're racing in Martinsville today eleven
am Eastern. Since was rained out yesterday. D A fat
Boy talked to him yesterday. I said he hit a deer.
Did twelve thousand dollars damage really to the deer or
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whether that was a fat boy or to Larry mcgrenell's coach.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Now, is this another guy that needs to talking to?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, okay, he should pay more attention.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Okay, I think it's safe to assume it was the
coach since the aggregate value of fat boy as well below.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Right, all right, this is what we're playing for here
on Altbursts this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
We've got a copy of the two thousand and.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
One NASCAR Winston Cup yearbook from you and my publications.
This is officially licensed by NASCAR. This is one that
the drivers get at the celebration in New York City
at the end of the season when they wore the
championship points and money. All right, okay, well, let's get
to it here. You legs up for our first contests
of the week. On this date, October fifteenth, and eighteen sixty,
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eleven year old Grace Bedell of Westville, New York wrote
a letter to presidential candidate Abraham Lincoln suggesting he would
look better if he were to grow a beard.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And he's thinking, well, I'll try anything at.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
This point, Yes, Lincoln complied. Grace told Lincoln that she
would ask her four brothers to vote for him as
president if he grew the beard. A beardless Lincoln won
the election in November, apparently without the four brothers endorsement,
and Lincoln later grew a beard once he was in office.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
What do you think Mary my stash?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
How about that I'm going away? Hey Lincoln? Why the
long face?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Thinking about some big muppets up side burned from the mohawk.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
That was on this day.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
In nineteen fifty, the very first radio pagers went on
sale to the American public. Back then, they weren't so
small though. The first beepers weighed five pounds.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Nineteen fifty the pager yep, damn, oh, it's me hair,
hold a.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Backpack and on the stage.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Finally, nineteen sixty six, a seventy five year old man
receives ten traffic summonses when he drives on the wrong
side of the road four times, commits four hitting run
of fences, causes six accidents, all within twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
In McKinnie, Texas.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I'll tell you what, if you overlook this, I'll grow
a beard.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And fraver said, oh, trying to check out see you
was talking on the.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Phone let's not saying all right, yall, there's she legs
up and you heard the big prize baggage one eight
hundred big show was your toll free line.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
We'll play with.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Coler nine neck. Good morning, there's a big shown already
a right out the bottom mony. What I'm talking about
court and starts music only gets to play our first
game at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Boy, just got it Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
It's the game that anyone jam.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
John boy.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Give the prizes from the let's go contesting number.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Let be a lot of funks when you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time the level shop.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Georgia shot.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Morning that boy, b b b b b B. But
you're doing a ridingey, how are you this morning?
Speaker 8 (11:58):
All right? Just not working morning.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Working before the sun comes up. That's what I like
to see. I don't like to see it. I like
to hear about it. But anyway, Rodney, what kind of.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Work you do after before the sun comes up? I'm
a burglar. I'm an architecture all right, you're into architecture.
Oh yeah, Now that's a kind of broad answer. In
another word, hiding out from the boss in a little building.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Yeah, I work for an architecture and making.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
All right, right, I say you going ahead.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
He's a good he can do it in the dark,
you know, pre dawn architecture is the most difficult kind.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're right, all right, Rodney. Let's see how sharp you
are this morning? Buddy? You ready to go?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I hope?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So all right?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Three things this might be hard in the dark. Three
things you find on your face? Ready you go, huh oh, wow, eyes.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You shoulder, Yeah for a minute, please please, all right,
good work. Three electronic gadgets, ready go, Look at you jump? Wow,
he is rolling right through here, all right for the win.
Three traffic violations. Ready to go.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
It's hitting run, speeding and running red lights.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Wow, you just gotta going on. Man, let me see
us had us up. Let's go back and look at
the clock added up? What's you got ready? Five point
oh five point seven seconds?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Point seven point seven seconds?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Man, Oway, Yeah, yeah, we had to we had to
go back and calibrate that. No, that was after the
calibration of the first one. Oh, Man's close.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
What does calibration mean?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Well, what did calibrate Jeff?
Speaker 8 (13:42):
For?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
You have to get one number from the other one
and make sure that they're lucky.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You know what is going on.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I'm putting you back on the list to give himself
a good talking to you.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hey, thank you. What can I get you to tell?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Jens sports Babe, Hey, this morning, Janice.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
The sports babe. Jenna sports Base.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Absolute, Randy, don't put me down, I mean, don't make
me put you. I'm talking to Rodney Hill. Please Jenna
sports Bay for my sation it.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
One or two.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Hey, Jean, I think you're Rodney Lies. You breed on architecture.
I'm working that toy rob.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Property Ranford with a few odds and ends to get
the week started. A man who wanted to stay sober
served part of a friend's jail sentence to see whether
he could fool the justice system. A fifty one year
old Swede posed as his friend and started a one
month drunk driving sentence, but was discovered after two weeks
in jail. All I said, I wanted to go to
jail to stop myself from drinking for a few weeks.
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Peal didn't think it would work. He agreed to let
me try. I borrowed his ID card, identified myself as him.
At the prison and went in to serve his time,
got in trouble at Stockholm. Court has found the impost
guilty of perjury and wrongful use of another person's identity.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Here's the question. If you recently received.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
An e mail that warns you to avoid shopping malls
on Halloween because of a possible terrorist attack. The FBI
is now saying it can't confirm whether the message is
true or just another one of those e mail hoaxes
we warned you about. The e mail began circulating October fifth.
Was started by a southern California woman who says she
was merely forwarding information she heard from a friend. There
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you go, that's the e mail source heard from a friend.
It details the story of a woman whose Afghan boyfriend
abruptly disappeared in early September, then wrote her a letter
begging her to avoid air travel on September eleventh and
shopping malls on Halloween. A spokesperson for the FBI says
agents are working to verify the validity of the e mail,
but at this time it's unknown whether the message is
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a But I say you can consider it an email hoax.
A lot of things circulating on email that are not
sourced me. I think this would be a good time
to put an end to bega Ween anyway, Robert d
Ray for John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. It
is Monday morning. Later this morning, Michael scooping from survivor
to the guy who killed a wild boar with his
bare hands and hate it. Well, he shared it with
his other survivors to so good. So we'll get a
little behind the scenes look at survivors. Hell that's going
on Martinsville Race did not happen yesterday. We will not
talk to the winter. We'll watch it today and then
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talk to the winter tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Well, let's jump in here with our latest John Boy
and Billy Playhouse that ought to hold you. We will
do that next yes morning, A Big Show is on
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a radio about ten minutes away for the hour.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Nice time.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Lamp of Omar. As our story opens, United States President
George W. Bush is being escorted to a secret late
night meeting in a high security area at Andrews Air
Force Base in Washington, DC.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So what heck's going on here? Roleck some unexpected foreign visitors.
Situation needs your immediate attention.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
Sir h I missed a president. Thank you for coming
on such short notice. I am Muhammad Azir from the
University of Riad and I believe you know this. Gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (17:44):
Huh great horny too, says Osama ben Lawden will so
we'll be meeted last. My brothers in Iraq began the
battle against the evil bush, and I will finish it
by defeating the son of a bush.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
What did you call me?
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Osama was captured by a military forces in Afghanistan a
few hours ago, just before he was to take possession
of an important artifact discovered recently in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
What kind of artifact this your infidelizer? Not fit to
gaze upon it? It is the lamp of Omar?
Speaker 11 (18:15):
What the heck is a lamp of Omar? A most
important piece of Islamic history. For fourteenth centuries, it has
been the home of Pooki Pooh, the genie po Pooh,
the genie, the most powerful genie in all the world,
a genie named Pokey Poo.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Is this real? Do not mock the power of Pooki.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Pooh inft push.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
You see mister President. An ancient Islamic legend says Pooky
Poo was imprisoned inside the lamp in the seventh century.
Shortly after that it was lost, and because of its
great power, men have searched for it ever since. Legend
says it will be found again at a pivotal moment
in history. Pivotal, i say, and will be the key
to the future of all mankind. Keep talking, the legend states, they're.
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Only the most powerful leader in all of Islam will
have the authority to call forth the power of Pokey Pooh.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
That is why Osama sought to obtain the lamp when
it was discovered.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Sounds like we napped him just then time. But wait,
there is more.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
When they promised leader rubs the lamp, poke Poo will
come forth and offer him three wishes.
Speaker 11 (19:15):
If he chooses wisely, the world will be saved. But
if he chooses unwisely, it would be the end of
all things.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Holy corn row, you mean you're actually gonna let this
guy rub the lamp?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
So it is written, and so it must be done.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
So you got me out of bed just in time
to have a front row seat for the end.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Of the world.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, there is a further tale in
the legend the leader who rubs the lamp. If he
has done great evil, causing the death of innocence and
bringing shame to the name of Islam, he must forfeit
his final wish to the victims of his crimes. You mean, yes,
Osama's bloody deans mean he must give the final wish
to you. This will give you an opportunity to avenge
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the evil done to you and your people.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't know. I don't like this summarye.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I will gladly give up one wish.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
If it me, I will have my revenge on this bush.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
You come out one more time, You're gonna get a
mouth for a body, Chicklate's there, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
The moment is at hand, Osama. The lamp is yours,
who keep.
Speaker 12 (20:14):
Oo Come forth, don't go forth my spirit from the lamp.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
It is I Osama bin Laden.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Well I sent.
Speaker 12 (20:36):
You are the powerful leader I have awaited. I am
yours to command.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
If I find a pot of gold, then hear me.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Now.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
First, I wish that all the American invaders will be
perched from the House of Islam.
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Is that so well?
Speaker 12 (20:57):
Your wish is my command? There it is done. All
Americans have been removed from the House of Islam and
returned to their.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Homes most sac.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
See do I want to send with your no, no, no,
I wish for a great barrier to be fixed between
the House of Islam and all other nations of the world.
A stone wall one hundred cubits high and one hundred
cuban stick, A wall without gates.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
A wall is so.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Strong that no Infidel will ever set foot on Islamic soil. Again,
goodn't ask for a car.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You want to be Poky poop, all right?
Speaker 12 (21:33):
Coming right up? And now, Osama, I sense that with
your great power there is also great evil. Thus you
must forfeit the final and third wish to the leader
of the nations you have wronged.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And that would be made there Camel boy, George W. Bush,
How you doing there, Pooky Poop? He can't complain. We
will not be making happy talk with the Infidel. Let's
just get this over with well, very well, then, Bush,
the final wish is yours. Okay.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Let me see if I got the picture here. All
the Americans are back home, right, that's right in All
the Muslim countries are behind a big wall huh.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
Indeed, a great fortress without gates that no Muslim can enter.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Cool. All right, I know why I want, I want
to wish for it.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Go ahead, then, forceeed you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Know that big John Fortress feller up with water and
it is done. No, you said of a push? What
have you done? Let me give you a little tip
out of juggles. Don't mess with Texas.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Faith and Magara. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Sweep you in again. Next time we'll hear
the crusty old presidential helicopter pilots say.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Somebody get
my attell look on how the Irish genie get buried
in his Good morning.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
The Big Show is on a radio. Hope you Monday
is starting off allrighty right here with you. We've got
John Boy Jeffardy coming up in about twenty minutes or so.
Be playing for a copy of the two thousand and
one NASCAR Winston Cup Yearbook from um I Publications, officially
lies of by NASCAR. Coming up next, we'll check in
with Frankeny Cabby. Actually he'll check in with us call
down from Jersey as he will review a brand new
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movie that he saw over the weekend for us.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
All right, we'll do that next Good Morning, A Big
Show is on the radio.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
I'm five await an hour, actually five after the I
hours away from there one the other show. If you're
looking at it like that, wait, man, let me get
this phone called Hello, Big Show, job.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Boy, Billy Yay. Hey, how's my two favorite Charlatans?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I think you made Charlotte Teans? Right?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
You ever listen to your show? Your tagline should be
bs and for twenty years and coming.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
More Jipper mood ges. I don't how to ask how
you again went?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
I got two words for you, awe and crap. It
all started off Friday. I'm driving along the turnpike. I
see this big billboard and it says, where will you
spend eternity? I got freaked out because I was on
my way to the DMV speaking a big billboard. Okay,
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so I'm driving into a friend's house on Saturday. We
see this other big billboard with a hot chicken a bikini.
She's holding a six pack of beer. Fay says to me.
She says, Hey, I suppose if I drink that kind
of beer, I'll look like her, so I says to her,
I says, no, if I drink that six pack, you'll
look like her. I'll let you know as soon as
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the swelling goes down.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
You see that movie we're talking about, you cann't forget
about it.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Randy hit my music. Welcome to the jump Boy of
Billy Big Show Movie Minute. I am your hosty slightly
swoll Frankie to caamby Denucci. And last week I went
to see that new comedy Corky Romano Starry Chris Catan.
Here's a tip, don't wear your surgical scrubs because there
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ain't no brain surgery going on here. Corky is this happy,
dopey veterinarians assistant who dreams of having his own practice,
and his world has turned upside down when his estranged
family needs a favor. I put emphasis on the word
family because that's exactly what they are, a mob family.
(25:39):
The patriarch and a clan played beautifully by the great
Peter Falk. We never see him enough. He is wrongfully
indicted for murder and they need someone to go undercover
at the FBI and destroy the evidence, And with no
other choice, they picked the dorky Corky, who was disowned
by the family years ago for not being tough enough.
(26:00):
S a fice to say, hilarity ensues. I gotta admit it,
I was dreading seeing this picture. But this little Chris
Catan is so freaking funny. He's just He's like a
quirky little Gerbil with a great knack for that physical comedy.
He's all over the place. He's just hysterical. And what
a supporting cast shaft himself. Richard Rowntree is Kirky's FBI
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boss and this kid Matthew Glave as Brick Davis, the
smug FBI team leader. This is the guy. Uh, this
is the guy to watch. He played Drew Barrymore's boyfriend
and a wedding singer. Remember that guy, and he really
gets to stretch his wings in this show. He's very funny.
Peter Berg and Chris Penn Sean Penn's older brother plays
(26:47):
Kirky's brothers Pete and Paulie. Eric Scream and Chris Penn.
What's with your friggin head? He has gotten so chunky
his noggin looks like a big cind of black. Hey listen,
everybody in this picture does a great job and in
a time when America needs a good laugh, this is
the perfect prescription. Remember, folks, Frankie is a reviewer of
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the people. I am no rex read looking for movies
to change and improve my life. I just want to
be entertained. Frankie says three and a half stars. All right, Hey,
you're gonna talk to Ricky Bee later on?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
We probably will.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Your day is really gonna suck it.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I was.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Gotta get paying a big old kids before breakfast for us.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
This morning before breakfast were crazy, probably Rayfert who and
I get this straight?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Does not indict the Internet generally, it is a source
of much information, whether it is properly sourced, identify authenticated,
it is the work of the devil when used to
spread rumors and propaganda. The stories are remarkable, with what
is so remarkable as how people believe them, not only
believe them, but passed them on to others along their
(28:13):
Internet and email lines. Some examples, a woman who was
dating one of the World Trade Center terrorists received a
note from him before he disappeared, warning her to stay
away from airplanes on September eleventh, and shopping malls on
October thirty, first somebody took a photograph of a tourist
at the top of the World Trade Center seconds before
the plane crashed into the tower. A plane gunning for
(28:36):
the building can be seen in the background. In Lexington,
North Carolina, local police call the State Bureau of Investigation
who had flight manuals in their homes. These stories are
being told and retold and circulated at the push of
a mouse, but all of them are false. The FBI
has never heard about a letter from the terrorist, the
(28:56):
photograph was manipulated, and Lexington the Lease officials say that
they haven't investigated anybody with flight manuals since the terrorist attacks.
Tall tales and urban legends such as these have been
sweeping across the United States through word of mouth and
the Internet. John Llewellyn, and Associate professor of Communications at
Wake Forest University who studies these urban legends, says, it's
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a logical and human attempt to explain things that are incomprehensible.
Here you have something where people are already on the edge,
then you have no information. That vacuum is filled with
a lot of speculation. These concerns aren't new and emerged
during times of crisis. However, Technological advancements such as the
Internet and email have rebbed up these urban legends, allowing
(29:41):
them to spread faster and further. The rumor about the
letter from the terrorists to his girlfriend is being distributed
through email and passed to groups of people just with
the click of a mouse. And what I can't understand
is why they call these things urban legends. They originate
in small towns and out in the country too wager
they are passed around more by the gullible and small
(30:03):
towns around the USA. Robert D Ray for John Boy
and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Good morning, everybody got the Big Show on a radio.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
About a quarter after the hour coming up on John
boydche Everty time, another chance for you to join the
winters and Robert Earl Keane getting ready to move through
some big show cities. Let's see Chattanooga on the seventeenth,
That will be Wednesday night. He's playing at Chattanooga, Tennessee
the Tahoe Theater. And then let me see you on
Thursday night Bristol, Tennessee and the Paramount Theater. Friday night Charlotte,
(30:32):
North Carolina County Joe's and he will be in the
Big Show Studio Friday morning and then moving through Ashville,
North Carolina, and Louisville, Kentucky, Nashville, Tennessee. So we'll keep
you up to date. Robert Earl is coming to your town.
You can get out and see him. I right at
John boyje evertything. We got a good and we're gonna
get us a good winner here. That'll be maybe you
hang on righten up, let's play in minutes. Good morning everybody,
(30:57):
The Big Show is on the radio. It is Monday morning,
five after the hour, and coming up, Mad Max is
gonna check in with you. But right now it is
John Boy Jebary time playing for a copy of the
two thousand and one NASCAR Winston Cup yearbook from um
My Publications, officially licensed by Nascars. Is what the drivers
get the end of the year at the banquet in
New York, also going in a John boyn Billy Paps
(31:19):
Blue Ribbon Racing Prize pack Edy rad show, is that right?
This is the last race at Lakeland this weekend. This
will finish up the season. Next last Johnny the last
One's Thanksgiving weekend in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Okay, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Tim Nichols, the ol Milwaukee car still head the rookie
points battle, got a number fifty three?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh Milwaukee? Is Johnny chamangohead a Grilla Salce car down there?
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I'm not sure they had engine problems and they're they're
hoping to go, but it's not together yet.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Listening, I can't pay for everything? All right, then we'll
be done in Lakeland this week. Get and by everything
he means anything. Absolutely, I won't even chip in for
gas card. They were going to the race track.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
But when it comes to professional sports, football tops the
list of highest injury rate. In fact, it has twelve
times the injury rate of the next most dangerous sport,
which is this?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
What is the Taliban national skeet shooting team.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
They've been having a lot of those outdoor practices lately,
and yet a lot of them getting hurt for some reason.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Oh good, guess I'd like to see that. But no,
what do you all think? One eight hundred big show
your toll free line across America? We still we're calling
nine go do we get a winter? We play an acting.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio right
around a bottom of the how and that is.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
Time Yes live what across America.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It's John Jeopardy. I know your host.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
The most dangerous sport he knows is that redheaded girl
that works at Hooters.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Down in Orlando. Geez's John Moore. Hello, Brent out of Seymour, Tennessee.
How you doing this morning, Brent.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
How you doing doing good? Buddy? Bye? Brent.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
When it comes to professional sports, football tops the list
of highest injury rate. In fact, it has twelve times
injury rate of the next most dangerous sport, which is this.
Speaker 11 (33:20):
I was hoping I wouldn't be first because I wanted
to pick something.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
Nobody else said.
Speaker 9 (33:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Let's go with baseball, all right, show us baseball, don't
do Brent. Your instincts were correct on one one. What
now you buddy?
Speaker 8 (33:37):
Appreciate you, Thank you all right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dan Drew out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is up.
Hello Drew.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Hey, how you doing man?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I'm doing great, good good. What do you think you, buddy?
Speaker 8 (33:46):
I think it's ice hockey.
Speaker 14 (33:47):
Show us ice hockey.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
No, that can't get Rod, Yeah, you take them. Must
have been inside bowling. Thanks for playing, Drew.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
He ain't no problem, Dan.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Randy out, I'm making Georgia's up. Hello Randy, good morning,
Good morning buddy. What are you thinking man?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Soccer show US soccer?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh no, unless you count of people in the stand
actually on the field. Why that is it?
Speaker 8 (34:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Randy? Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
All right, down to clear Water, Florida and Stacy is
on the line.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Hello, Stacy, how you doing doing good? Buddy?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
What you thinking?
Speaker 14 (34:31):
Man?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Probably what about racing?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Show US racing? Racing?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
But you know, in another survey, as far as fatalities,
automobile racing is number one and Polo polo is number two.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Weird how about that. But we're not talking fatalities here.
We're just talking about.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Injury injury, injury rate. That's it, all right, Stacy, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (34:58):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
All right? Dan, Yeah, not a racing Ohio? Hello?
Speaker 15 (35:02):
Ed?
Speaker 8 (35:02):
How you doing all right? Man?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Okay? Yeah, all right, trying to get too excited? Just
keep a level head. I said, what you doing?
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (35:11):
I just took me only two years to get back
to you.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
You've been driving two years. Excitement's pretty much out of
it now.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah. Did you lose last time you were on in?
Speaker 6 (35:21):
No?
Speaker 8 (35:21):
I won? When you was doing pick C and a
lot of people picked me and with the wrong answer.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Oh yeah, so all right, well you're stepping up a
little harder contest here, ed.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, so what are you thinking, man? I'll play croquet,
show us croquet croke. We got stump toes.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
There was a hit with a mountain.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
But we're guessing you.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
Have I don't know, but I don't know you give.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
You a hit.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I didn't know you played croquet with goalies.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Well, yeah, you could use goalie really.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well, yeah, let's dress it up.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Let's play some croquet full contact techka. I like you, Ed,
all right, but I hope we don't have to go
through this ever for two years. Well, we'll see you,
all right. Steven out of Boone, North Carolina. Hello, Steven,
doing good, buddy?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (36:19):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
What you got?
Speaker 8 (36:21):
How about basketball?
Speaker 14 (36:22):
Show us b ball? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Most common injuries in both sports are knee related because
all the sudden stops and starts and high friction shoes.
Two thirds of all basketball injuries are to the knees,
and football knees are involved in one third of the injuries.
So there you go, all right, and Stephen a copy
of the two thousand and one NASCAR Winston Cup yearbook
from you and my publications. You got a John Mobilly
(36:55):
Pats Blue Ribbon Racing prize pack and you're qualified for
the autograph copy of the book Dale and Heart Determined
and twenty five hundred dollars in cash.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yew about that money.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
That's great, man Bye staving a batter, beautiful Maus nor Caroline.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
You hang on, Jack and the twins get you information? Akay?
Thank what?
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
You know them twins baks a.
Speaker 8 (37:11):
Pair that look like dollars? Never mind?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Pray for again.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Perusing the papers and the news wire as it has
been for the past month, it's about terrorism and reaction
to terrorism. Headline Today in USA Today Powell goes to
war zone. Anthrax incidents create growing sense of anxiety. New
York Times President rejects offered by Taliban for negotiations, US
(37:47):
is stepping up plan for handling anthrax threat. Charlotte Observer
Bush no negotiations and terrorists linked to anthrax even Wall
Street Journal Soviet Yet germ program is a worry once
again amid anthrax scare. Cases of jitters nine to one
one in Pittsburgh is getting lots of strange reports and
(38:09):
on that fateful day, two airlines face their darkest scenario.
And certainly when you turn on the news on radio
and television, especially television, that's what they're all telling about.
I'm hearing more and more people say, we want to
be informed, but we're tired of this grim news all
the time. Well, I have a suggestion. Turn to the
sports section of the newspaper, the section that devotes more
(38:32):
space to one topic, ballgames and ballplayers, than any other
section of the newspaper except the first section. And there's
not a word about terrorists, anthrax, war and rumors of war.
It's all about ballgames or racing. So if you want
to escape, turn to the sports section. I have three
(38:53):
sports sections before me. Local Charlotte Observer twelve pages of
escapism USA Today, eighteen pages of escape into the world
of sports. In the New York Times, which devotes less
to sports than the others, does have a section of
its own on Sunday and Monday, nothing but news from
that world, all in its own orbit, the world of sports.
(39:17):
So if you want some relief from terror, wars and
rumors of wars, and speculation on saying, shake out the
sports section and escape. So says Robert d Rayfer, John,
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio. Yeah, how's everything?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Okay, it's about fifteen minutes away from the hour, and
later today Michael scoop In is gonna be on open line.
He's from survivor to guy who killed a wild boar
for the people, knifed it up and cooked it up,
made it yep, and then unluckily fell into fire burn
his hands had to be helicoptered off. Looking forward to
see the behind the scenes on that deal, how that works.
(39:56):
And we don't have a winner of the Martinsville Race.
Because we don't have winner of the Martinsville Race. It'll
be eleven o'clock Eastern times when a green flag will
drop today kill So we'll talk to the winner tomorrow.
Todd bow Dine on the poll. Alright, then coming up next,
Mad Max checks in. Good morning, The Big Show is
(40:23):
on the radio, about ten away for the hour.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
All right, let's get this call him Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
John Boy, Billy, Oh, Mad Max?
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Here?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Hey Max? What's odd dander?
Speaker 14 (40:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I've heard that all my life. What is dander? I mean?
Is it something that comes from boyd?
Speaker 8 (40:36):
Let me put this as gentley as I can. Okay,
shut up, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Thanks for taking it easy on them, rock Well Fellas.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Everybody says this, here is the time when all Americans
are supposed to be coming together. Uh today, I'd like
to teach all the Side five freaks and computer geeks
in the audience how to get along with us regular
normal men. Randy, Randy, listen up. Here are some basic
rules for men to live by. Complaining about the brand
of free beer in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden unless
(41:06):
he killed somebody in your family. You must bail your
buddy out of jail within twelve hours. Any man that
brings a camera to a bachelor party can be legally
butt whooped by the other man at the party. Once
you've known a feller for more than twenty four hours,
his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
(41:27):
The minimum amount of time you have to wait for
a buddy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting
time six minutes. Or girl, you have to wait ten
minutes for every point she racks up on the classic
one to ten hotness scale. No man is ever required
to buy birthday present for another man. In fact, even
(41:47):
remembering your buddy's birthday at all is optional. It's okay
to chug a fruit flavored girly drink only if you're
sitting on the tropical beach and is delivered by a
waitress or supermodel. It must be topless. Also, the drink
must be free. It is okay for a man to
cry under the following circumstances. He when a brave dog
(42:10):
dies to save his master me after wrecking the boss's car.
See when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her shirt. Indeed, one hour,
twelve minutes and thirty seven seconds into the movie The
Crying Game. Now, when you run up on a group
of fellas watching a sporting event, it's okay to ask
the score of the game, but you should never ask
(42:32):
who's playing and Randy, what sport is this. If a
woman says she loves to watch sports, treat her like
a spy until she proves she knows the game and
that she can drink as much beer as a men
as the funk. If a feller zipper is down, that's
his problem. You didn't see nothing. Good morning after you
(42:52):
and a babe who was formerly just a friend have
shared a night of spontaneous animal passion. Feeling weird and
her kilty is no reason not to do it again.
Before you have that talk about what a big mistake is.
It's okay to grab the last beer or the last
slice of pizza. Don't go for both. That's just playing me.
(43:13):
And finally, if two men sharing umbrella, they are considered
legally married in seventeenth states.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Only good advice mags.
Speaker 8 (43:22):
Are the freaks and geeks. Learn them. No, I'm living
and learning my life.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Yes,
talk about it.
Speaker 9 (43:35):
Oh, come on, come on, Marty, come on.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Oh that's funny. Came up, Marty. We're going to talk
about our parent company. They may not know it, they're
gonna find that. We'll make sure they know they know it. Yah,
as employee that the Tomobilly Radio network.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Ahead of affiliate syndication sales syndications.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Thank you very much, Marty. Is to see a key
person in the organization. Johnny doesn't even know what his
job tight is.
Speaker 8 (44:06):
I know he listener.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah, like Barry, he must be doing something good because
what what was your net pay for two weeks?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Marty? Let's see, well, first of all, what was your gross?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
All right, my gross?
Speaker 15 (44:18):
Let's see one million, one million, ninety two thousand and
forty nine dollars and thirty three cents.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
But of course, after the government gain, let me tell
you what sales are booming?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, sales are good. Did you what did you net
that much that?
Speaker 15 (44:37):
Wait a minute, now, I do have a four to
one K program, and I do have medical insurance in
my wife and myself. And it was five hundred and
seventy two thousand, four hundred and nineteen dollars and seventy
four cents. Holy Holy, So I called making our illustrious
leader and I and I said, is there something you
need to tell me?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
And he says, what do you mean? I said, have
I been?
Speaker 15 (44:59):
You know le?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
What's there that might have been your severance package? Well,
if it is that your severance package, I'd like to
get fired immediately. As a matter of fact, I was
wishing for that.
Speaker 15 (45:08):
Then I call Randy, you know, and I'm talking to Randy,
and Randy says, you know what you would hear from
me if.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
It's happened to me, if this happened to him.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Nothing, We don't know what happened to him. He disappeared, and.
Speaker 15 (45:21):
Then he proceeded to say, you know, for one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars, I think I probably could keep
my mouth shut for now.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Well, I think it's time when you bring the balls
in here. Our general manager, making moy Macon is at you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Hey, hey, Johnny, I was just going to hit my
ball for the morning.
Speaker 8 (45:36):
I was wondering to day, have y'all say Marty? I
gave him a raid. I forgot to tell him.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Yeah, there's a lot of that going around, and may
I say at this point, I love you, man, Megan
will hit another bucket and come on him.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
We'll see how we can give you this up.
Speaker 14 (45:54):
You know.
Speaker 8 (45:54):
That's the work night, Johnny.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
I'm on the way in right now. Okay, good work.
And for those of you who don't know much about
the radio business, that's way high.
Speaker 8 (46:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Oh yeah, congratulation Marty. We won't take the money back,
but you are employee of the week.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I take god. All right, all right, where's our lives?
Fuck right here?
Speaker 12 (46:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Good were talking about our buzz at paps blue ribbon. Yeah,
this is why they didn't do it to you.
Speaker 5 (46:20):
What because this was the second year Paps Brew's ribbon companies,
involvement with Prinks, Habits, Booze Ribbon.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
An I know it's ma'am.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Maybe we should get the vice president Bradshaw in here
really about it.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Anyway, the race is at Lakeland, Florida, the Goodiest Dash series.
That's where we have the PAPS Blue Ribbon number forty
four driven by Doc Broer, the old Milwaukee number fifty
two driven by Tim Nichols who was leading the rookie
point standings right now, and also PAPS sponsored ARCA. Of
course they've been giving the ARCA Pole award away all
year and then at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
With the merchant with the archipoles.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
It's pretty cool, that's right, and perhaps is support against
racing involvement this year with special racing packages and consumer
offers a little so much a local retail for the
big stand up
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