April 17, 2025 • 35 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Randy’s shares his nightmare involving John Boy and Michael Waltrip.. - We have the details of another couple that got married at Wal-Mart.. - Goober Joe shows up in our mailbag - again.. - All the Big Show boys participate in a roundtable discussion regarding who they would choose if they could only date a member of the same sex.. - Hoyt & Delbert wind up in the emergency room with another fishing related incident.. - Mario goes long form on body piercings and rap music.. - John Boy confesses to food hoarding - or does he??…
℗®© 2025 John Boy & Billy, Inc.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Go ahead and don't for there you then it's communicate telephonically,
got Joel Hoard never for to go to work this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Man, Hello as heart all my life on a fat
about it?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh man, y'all won't be the here alright, singer, you
beg on, Harry, no driving, nose picking majer farm in pervert,
that's my name.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Don't wear it out.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Was near with you there, Bud. How was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
O tell?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh man? What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Devor's daddy Reed come by and took us fishing sounds.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Right up your alley.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, we had to carry Reid to the hospital with
a fish stuck in his boat.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I said, story.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, what happened was Devert was rising his daddy about
how he likes some real young girls. You know. Yeah,
he's saying stuff like, hey, daddy, you pull a gunter
down there old Lizzie McGuire and cook it up for
us in her easy bake oven.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know, stuff like that, Yeah, funny stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, Well, he went on salong Reed was getting my
halfway hot about it. The whole thing come to ahead
about three hours in old Reid pulled the puniest lettle
old crappy ever seen out of the water. Never says, hey, daddy,
that in there it looks young enough to be your
next girlfriend. Well, Reid, that had about enough, so he says, bothery,
y'all can kiss my fanny. Never says, make it bire
(01:57):
doctor kill there. So Reid turned around, drops his breeches
and says, pucker up, buttercup, that's run a chair, bunch.
I'm running with you now. All rage don't have him
a bearer twelve by that point, so he's a little
bit unsteady on his feet. He lost his balance and
fell right down on his big old caboose, and when
he gets up, that little bitty fish was stuck halfway
(02:19):
up his rear end down. That's what he said. Of course,
men never just busted out laughing, which didn't help matter
or nothing. Reid says, why do you chuckle heads come
over here and pull this thing out of my butt?
I said, I believe that's the first somebody ever heard
a man fay. The never goes over and gets ready
to yank. I said, well, hold on there, good buddy,
you might not want to do that. He says, why come.
(02:41):
I said, well, you know a fish. You got them
gills and they're all covered with scales. He said, I
don't follow you. I said, well, remember them metal things
with the spikes on they used to put at the
answers to the drive in. If you make that fish
back up, Red might be in for some severe tire damage.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Cantaign A Vivid pictures.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, I'm what you call a wordsmith. Anyway, we took
the boat back to the dock and throw the blanket
over Reads a little problem man. He carried him over
to the bait shop. I figured they'd know what to do.
Uh got in there. I says, mister, we need some help,
and we need it bad, And the feller at the
counter says, well, what's the problem. I said, well, I
can show you a whole lot better than I can
explain it. So I pulled the blanket off and Rid
(03:24):
kindly bends over and he says, so what do you think?
And the fella says, well, I think you need to
show your food up a little bit better.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Ask what happened next? When I'm afraid you'd tell me.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, And don't neither one of us want that doctor
at the hospital, says ready to be back to his
old self in a couple of weeks. That's the best
he could do. That's not even run here, men, Daviot's
gonna check in on Crappy Gilmore before we're gonna work.
You're gonna say let it home. Yeah, well, wall you
tell him? I said, hell, know what you mean? Y'all
came them straight up.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Here.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hunt they won?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Yeah, good morning, The Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Move around to Job of the hour, So we'll do
that in just a second. Yeah, we got the colon vents quiz.
He's just wait you to join. The Winner's coming up
back time. I've been to beat Jerky.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah on the way I come, Uh, Toxic recipes, I
cook books?
Speaker 9 (05:07):
All right, I see you're you're getting too fast. Now,
really remember that thing about applying for the job. If
you were listening to you, would you get it all?
That's what you need to ask yourself.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Wait for seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Now, I got me self conscious.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Don't worry. You don't have to apply for the job.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I got the job. Yes, yes, alrighty you ready? What
are you doing? I'm just beating his head on the wall?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Aill? We coming up on the current events quiz. That
is the easiest way for you to join the winners. Yea, hangout?
We're playing minutes. Good morning. The Big Show is on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
The easiest way for you to join the winners on
the current events quiz?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Badle? What are we dealing with?
Speaker 9 (05:55):
We got the results of a new survey about Americans
and the Internet.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Alight, dam one eight hundred, Big Show your toll free line.
Use that number, take see and win.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Next.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Good morning to Big Show. It's on a ready to go,
but it's Thursday morning. Yeah, going up, miss rue barb,
but hang around anyway?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Goes ahead? Girl?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Oh okay, come your head?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Thank god?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Where's this time? To the Cody back?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yay?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Let's say hello to Chris out of flat Woods, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Hey guys, hey, Chris, how you doing this morning?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Man?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Not too bad?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You fixing to get better if you don't blow it?
You ready?
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'd been there, Chris.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
The internet is the fastest growing new form of mass
media in history. Sixty eight percent of Americans in a
new survey say they surf and send email on a
regular basis, but of the forty two percent who say
they've never been online, many say they probably never will.
Among the reasons nonsurfers gave for not going online, a
(07:29):
forty percent say setting up a computer is too complicated,
b thirty five percent say monthly service is too expensive
or see point zero zero zero zero. One percent said
if I could type, I'd be right in there with y'all.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Well that sounds like me, so I'm gonna have to say.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
See okays point two percent, Well what are.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The odds of that?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Thank my?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Go all right, buddy, hold on jacket of twins. We'll
get your information.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Hey, Jack Joya, send us something to flat Woods.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't be
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to master Boy and young Sir William on
the big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
(08:39):
feel so.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Good.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Morning.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
The big shows on the radio, having that little barbecue
party this morning, Daddy Joe's Beach House Barbecue and Gapney
South Carolina Knights, Shag and Gut and Mike, Kelly and
cousin Patty and the count moving around, shadlight, Yogi Bear
against a.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Walk twitch flinch, please her what.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You talking about? Nicknames?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Billy's favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
This old girl you back in Tennessee called her latch
Eye and she went and uh and had our resurrective
surgery directive surgery, and when she thought all my problems
are open.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And then when we nicknamed her x slatch no shatty good sense.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
He here, yeah, I bet.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Got here what they call me? But anyway, Hey says,
we got the barbecue figure. We need a little barbecue music, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
My bud is welcome. Bibby and Blue Ridge hit it.
I won't say, I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm still going already, man, and I just missing.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, wait a minute, I gotta figure out where to
jump back again. Are y'all just waiting on meeting. Okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ham the maid hand up, constant irritation away, I say,
Hayworth of fall have bout near her hern up blue
grass classic. It's worse than hay keep Breaky.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
It's worse than keep Baby.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Hall. The baby dies hal from down the hallway. They
come to wat come down to gay if they like me?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Now, Hi, when I am singing, just wait until I
get my case.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Just waiting.
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Against his team, I get no respect. Heckn'st from pillar
(12:01):
abandoned by the other.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Guy and no pillars rely only.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Likes me Colls twice.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Up week we get free pile two times for meet.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I thank you guys, all me an apology.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
One of y'all.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Don't shut up.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
I'm gonna go out of me.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Don't worry about it. Boys with the l editing, I
think I can get it completely out of.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Good morning to big shows on the radio. Coming up
still to play stupid quiz. Right now it's time.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
chattyst Century. As our story opens, General Clive W. Norvish
and his driver approach a gated facility under control of
us forces at Baghdad Airport.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Give it back, break break break, break down, rad have
your known soldier?
Speaker 14 (13:50):
Good afternoon to YouTube, Sir, I've been waiting all day
to say this.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Welcome to checkpoint Chiky.
Speaker 14 (13:57):
Excuse me, there's something Barty five saddle name GRIFFI show
one time?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Anyhow?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Hey, how the world are you?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
What?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh? Wall?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, I'm finding you.
Speaker 14 (14:08):
Man, if it's any better, And have to sit on
my hands to keep from waving a car of course,
you know what. We don't get many cars Ranny, mostly jeeps,
kind of like yours. Hey, mister driver, How in the
world are you doing?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I'm doing five?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Shut up Beasley soldiers. Anyone ever told you you're a
tad chanty for a centree?
Speaker 14 (14:24):
So it searts my first day. I guess I'm just
one of those people that ain't never met a stranger.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's me, all right.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Where are you from?
Speaker 14 (14:33):
Private Ricky Dale Beasley, Sir? From Jacksonville, Florida, Sir, that's down.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
South really well, Private Beasley, welcome to the sandbox.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 14 (14:41):
Course being from Jacksonville saying, ain't nothing new to me.
I spent half my life on the beachs growing up
my mamma used to babysit with some of the guys
in Leonard Skinners.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Remember Leonard who Leonard Dame Skinner. I'm not familiar with him.
Speaker 14 (14:56):
I will say it's not of him as a rock
and roadband, world's greatest rocking roband. And although actually there
was a man named Leonard Skinner.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
He was a jim cheacher that used.
Speaker 14 (15:04):
To get the guys and the man a hard time
when this was growing up, because they had long haird
to me like damn hippies jell like that. They named
the group after him, but see they changed the spelling
cause one time.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
This is all very fascinating. Easily you getting any of this, sir?
I'm afraid I've got work to do. Could you please
open the gate and let us in?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh yes, sir, I just need to see your laminade.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
All right, thank your pardon?
Speaker 12 (15:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
What excuse me, sir? It's the new photo ID card
we're using here at the airport, sir.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Oh yeah, I thought I cleped that on this morning.
I guess I must have left it back in the barracks.
Speaker 14 (15:35):
I'm sorry, sir, I'm afraid I can't let you in
with that you're lambing it because that's my job, and
I'm standing right here.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I care, Beasley. Wuld you like it if I come
to where you work and shot the stage talk to
you all night the first time you start?
Speaker 14 (15:49):
General Beelee, Well, yes, sir, I can see that, but
I have straight orders from the head of Security's a
good buddy of mine.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
The head of security. That's not his real name, but
he was.
Speaker 14 (15:57):
Anyway, nobody gets in the communication center without a laminate soldier.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
I gotta sound like teleconference with General Franks from sin
Common fifteen minutes to open this grate.
Speaker 14 (16:06):
I'm sorry, sir, I just can't do it, not on
the nub, not in a way.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Let's go, But sir, the game is still closed.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
It's get our running starting knock it down? Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I'm sure, and I do it.
Speaker 14 (16:19):
Man, excuse me, General, Yes, I hate to bother. You
need more than I already have. Although I'm having a ball,
do it, but this ain't never come up for who
do I sheet first?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
You or the drive?
Speaker 9 (16:34):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Why don't you start with yourself and work your way
down again?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Next to you to boy here the crusty old doctor
at the medical tents say, hey, big man.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Let me hold a dollar. Good morning, everybody, more big
show to come. Hang where you are?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (16:57):
This is?
Speaker 11 (16:58):
And for all a five while you need on all
things redneck, just check out my two favorite crackers, John
bro and Bitley right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I listened to something else my own self.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
But white boy Patrick, don't broke off the knob in
the candle.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Never mind, he's out.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. We
got another contest to go today. That'd be stupid quiz.
I'll play calling nine and four fifth sixth grade level
educational material that's coming up in just a few minutes.
Bill Sharp this morning. Alrighty, are you talking to them
or you? I'm just advice listening.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I don't feel that sharp to day, so this might
be a good chance for you to beat me. Come on,
so hang on, we're gonna play in minutes. Good morning, everybody,
got a big show on the radio. And here it
is your last answer join the winters this morning. That'd
be stupie quiz. You gotta beat me one ain't hundred
Big Show you're told free line at marsh in. Here
(18:33):
we play stupid quiz. Next, Good morning, a big show.
(18:57):
It's on the radio over this Thursday seventeen.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Bottle of a gather as t Have you seen Junior?
Is great?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, we gotta going on, Marcie. Let's see line one.
Oh all my lines are blinking, Jackie, but I don't
see one on hold. Jeff from Kiln, Mississippi must have
hung up on himself for her cell phone dropped out.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So let Jackie get you another one. I just get
that information. Baby, I ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Here's a contested just in time. Joe out of Hickery
in North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Hello, Joe, good morning morning. This ain't goober, Joe?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Is it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
My letter writer?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Stalker? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Good all right? Joe touching number on you touched on phone?
That's the way you'll chime in. Here you go. I
got to bail first one to get three wins. Let's
go Martin.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
All right, geography jeographer multiple joy in what city can
you find the longest underground rail network in the world?
Is it a New York City? New York, b London, England?
See Boston, Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I'm thinking I always hear about trains in London. So
that's why I'm thinking London.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Good. Thank you?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Right, yeah, that's not what you have been for your rails.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
But what, Joe, are you noting?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Am larmer?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Human?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What are you're jimming in about?
Speaker 15 (20:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Nothing?
Speaker 14 (20:30):
I thought I knew.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
But oh, okay, all right, okay, even shouted after I
gave my answer.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
He was cleaning it.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
All right. I'm up one to nothing on his Joe science, ci.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
What internal organ filters the blood? Is it? A? The
kidneys be the liver? See the thyroid?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh, Joe, you're in on that one.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
That would be the liver.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Liver is not right? Not right? Are you sure you're not?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Goober?
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So I got the what displaying my chooses?
Speaker 10 (21:11):
You choose arm a, the kidneys be the liver? See them?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
All right? Kidneys?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I think that that does stuff you drink outside your body.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So I'm going with a thyroid. Can we give him
a half point?
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Are you sure you're not.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
It is a kidney?
Speaker 15 (21:34):
How do you drink something that's not outside your body,
by the way, absorb it?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
I sure? I am thirsty. I'm gonna go sit in the tub.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
Math class, yea, how much is ten divided by one half.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
What has.
Speaker 16 (22:00):
No you?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (22:07):
Ten divided by one half is twenty?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Sounds like you're multiplying this.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
How many halves are there in ten?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Twenty?
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Okay, there you go twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Joe tied me up one to one. Arts and Leisure
Arts Channel.
Speaker 10 (22:29):
Yes, that's multipook Which cable TV network uses the slogan
adventures for your Mind? Is it a the Discovery network?
Be the learning channel? See National Geographic TV Learning for your.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Mind Adventures your mind?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Ventures for your Mind?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yes, Joe, I think it's a no, hey, a discovery channel?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I think it's gotta be learning channel. I've been meaning
to have some advantage.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
By the way, learning for your mind would be a
really bad slogan.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
All right, I'm up two to one on Jews.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
Go back to science.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
God.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
What is a male duck called? Is it a a drake?
B A dope? See adult?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I think about time, But I sall right, I'm up
one on Joe. I'm gonna let him go. I got
this one.
Speaker 10 (23:32):
That would be a drake.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Drake?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
All right, Joe drake two to two.
Speaker 16 (23:42):
Socials.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
According to mythology, what bird is reborn from its ashes?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Okay, Joe, Joe off.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Now that would be a phoenix. Yes, yes, I thought
he was gonna say Rodin, Joe has watched Harry Potter
and that's how he knows. Like I've heard that slogan
like phoenix rising from the ashes.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, I thought it was because of a fire.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Well they do. They burst into fire and are reborn.
Speaker 9 (24:21):
Out Arizona, out in Arizona.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Hey, Joe, you did it, you learned and you got
the big old prize package.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Right, all right, all right, go I hang on.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That classic bit in the morning and we'll be amusing
you next. Good morning, you got the Big Show on
the radio. Our been of the mornings where we take
a request for some stuff you want to hear said,
let's do it coming up next.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
The morning. The Ra Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yesterday had a request for Mario Don't feel good that
hit boss tune Now yesterday Mario pontificates bringing in what
a don sound?
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Yes, from childhood buddy to adulthood buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Difference music from Mario was on your mind this morning?
Speaker 16 (25:45):
Mario it's two things, the body piers and uh rap music.
Oh my goodness, I've got problem with both of us.
Something drown some work.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
Now, which the one would you like to deal with?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
First?
Speaker 16 (26:03):
The body piercing. I was talking to a fella and
he said, you know, I do it because I like pain.
I said, well, I'll just slap you upside you know,
ain't no problem. Got stuck stuff in the ear, in
the ears and eyes and tongue.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Please remember Mary was talking about this.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
The one piercing that we really loved was accidental.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (26:30):
I was Duckworth with Rob.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Dunk Worth fiddle player Robert O'Kean.
Speaker 16 (26:34):
But he got that fishing. Yeah, I got a hook
in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No, it was the Lowers dunk inside his head.
Speaker 16 (26:40):
Yeah, it wasn't cosmetic. It was accident.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
And he's in there and fished for four hours.
Speaker 16 (26:46):
Yeah, looked good. Why are you doing it?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
All these other guys they don't know they spend much
time fishing?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
To me, they got Yeah, they do look like a
fell face first, and the tackle bombings.
Speaker 16 (26:57):
And stuff and and ears and eyes. What's wrong with that?
I mean, please, please, please please?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All Right?
Speaker 16 (27:10):
And rap music, I've heard this song that I kind
of like. It's cold party up.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (27:19):
The dorus says, uh, Now, Jackie's got to have words,
jack Please help me on this.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
Now, Jackie's going Please, I'm gonna read.
Speaker 16 (27:29):
I'm gonna read the lyrics, but you can. You can
come behind me with you. You're gonna make me lose
my mind up in him, up and him.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Now.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
This is the lyrics, right, that's the stories.
Speaker 16 (27:43):
You're gonna make me go all out up in him,
up and him.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Now.
Speaker 16 (27:48):
You're gonna make me act the food.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Up in here, up and here.
Speaker 16 (27:53):
You're gonna make me lose my cool up.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
In here here.
Speaker 16 (27:57):
Now, if that's a perfect song for this player, so well.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
It sounds like it could be. The themes are from
your movie up in here.
Speaker 16 (28:04):
And I'm not even gonna get to lyrics because it's
just nasty just playing this. I mean, you know who
who's listening to Our kids are listening to this. Please
somebody gets his d MX fellow and just whip him
up in there. I mean, please, Rappers that you like
(28:30):
you like? I did like the hammer he's preaching now,
you know, and but he don't do that move. I
like that movie yet because you can't touch it. It
was on time.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
And did you say you liked his pants? You'd like
to have pants like that?
Speaker 16 (28:45):
Well, Johnny owns pants like that. Now he's on in pants.
Speaker 15 (28:49):
I don't know if you've noticed, Mario, but all of
your pants are like that until you get in them.
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Please, you're gonna make him lose his school up.
Speaker 16 (28:58):
In here, up in him, and you don't want that.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Alright, So to summarize piercings and rap music, please please.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Good morning. The big show is on the radio. Let's
go ahead and get it out in the open.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
First of all, before you level these charges against me,
let's bring our listeners up to date. I don't know
if maybe if you're not aware of it. I sometimes
take some food home from our from our studios.
Speaker 16 (29:54):
Sometimes it intends to take it from other people around here.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
There tends to be a lot of people, friends, family,
and strangers moving around here. So I taking to put
myself to squirrel away something we can learn from our
animal friends.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Squirrel is an interesting analogy because you know, that's the
problem with the squirrel. That's why they hide so many nuts.
They say, is because they forget where they hide him.
Speaker 15 (30:19):
As long as he's brought it up, Billy, will you
please qut inviting your friends family.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Up here for goodness sake?
Speaker 9 (30:27):
I should think.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Better of it.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yet, And for those before you think I'm just a
big hoard hoarder, a hoard monger. I mean, you know,
when there's good food here and we get full, you
know here, you know, I know sometime later I'll be.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Hungry again, hungry again, of course.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
But my I got three teenage boys and an assortment
of their friends.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
At any given.
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Moment, there is never under eight ten boys in the house.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Why do you think I go over there all the time?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Boys will eat?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh yeah, so yeah, I that dad needs a little food,
So then I squirrel it here.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I tell you home, I have my hiding places at home.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Oh I've seen him by the way.
Speaker 15 (31:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, I thought one of the cats had
died in the house somewhere. I kept following my nose off.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
In the bathroom.
Speaker 15 (31:21):
In the closet is like a tenfoil wrapped takeout box
from some place.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Well that stuff, you know that. You know, I'm trying
to keep up with a refrigeration.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
But anyway, so I come in this morning and Jackie
takes me and come here, what they's been to the kitchen?
Move some paper towels over the refrigerator. Look, you forgot
him in. It was three hot dogs and a.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Hamburger and a Hamberger and a Hamburger bun.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Nothing on the bun and turn around pillars giving me
that pillar's look he always does whenever.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
He's hiding something or wrapping them stuff to take. He
looks up and I'm standing just staring.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
That pillars, super pie. I mean he's going to pain away.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'll hide it and I think I'll sneak all it
and turn on theirs pillars with that look.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
We need that look to put it.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
On the well. By the way, you don't get to
be his size without having something.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
When I hear food in danger.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Because he knows it's gonna spoil, he can't have this.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yea, how you can tell me what there? These pillars
get me? Look, I've been framed. Okay, so ramed. I've
been framed.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
It's pauls raided.
Speaker 15 (32:26):
What if I taught you, Jackie about how to tell
when a man is lying?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Late length of the story?
Speaker 15 (32:32):
Right, It took him three minutes and fifteen seconds to
say he's been framed.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I was just giving a little background.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
How much have I said about these hot dogs and
the Hamburger book?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I think what I usually hear is mind stepping away.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Rather bad?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I said, I'm framed in my defense, his is a
mount of a building. You'll back me up, I said,
have you ever known me to hide Harty's hot dog?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
That's true, but that doesn't mean it couldn't happen.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
So so what you're saying, No, you have seen me
squirrel away so many things.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Usually you've got a ham and cheese under each arm.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeh, the ham and cheese, Yeah, my favorites because they
warm up good.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah. Take the bread off bam.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, just so if they're cold and refrigerator a while,
just separatem in the middle.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Just put them out full of ham to ham.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Let me write this down because if we put this
on the website.
Speaker 16 (33:24):
Right to that picture of your face is how to
eat a Ham's sandwich?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
And why when you know what do I do? Mostly
throw away the bread? Huh? I throw away the bread?
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And why would I squirrel away bread?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Sometimes confused?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
He usually takes the chili in the cold slaw and
the onions home with him.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Yeah, how need condiments from home?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
So that's right. So what I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
You, lady and gentlemen, there's foul going on in the
Big Show Studio framed.
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Huh, there's the same behainder on the grassy noise.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
What looks like before Lee Lee Harvey Eyswall.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
He's finally got his unsupervised visits to Harty's by the judge.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
So there's a lot going on here, gentlemen. All right,
well I won't quit.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
Only reason we believe you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You were piling up stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yesterday's when he makes two trips and one of them
is not to turn the car onto either warm up
or cool down. He made three trips, that's right.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
And lot of stuff comes here around the holidays. Oh yeah,
you know from corporal Oh yeah, sure.
Speaker 15 (34:42):
And they always marked the box John Boy and Billy
Johnny Boy, this they knew by this time of year.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Johnny tell I have to carry that bail down.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, you call me.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I was feeling guilty, so I put three hot dogs
in a hamburger butt back for Billy.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right, come all with the Big Box.
Speaker 9 (35:07):
Is here all your favorites from four decades of The
Big Show, ninety nine since each fifteen for nine ninety nine.
Buy them once, play them anywhere. You can shop the
Big Box online right now at the Big Show Dot
com or.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
A Big Show Stuff by phone. The number is eight
hundred and four to seven one.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
Stuff Online Services by mnick dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Have you missed any of the Big Show this morning?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
You hear now the John Woemilly Late Risinges podcast up next.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Wait wherever you get your podcast, make it easy. Subscribe
to us with the free I Heart Way to go out.
See you tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
We love you.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
We made it
Good morning to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Go ahead and don't for there you then it's communicate telephonically,
got Joel Hoard never for to go to work this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Man, Hello as heart all my life on a fat
about it?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh man, y'all won't be the here alright, singer, you
beg on, Harry, no driving, nose picking majer farm in pervert,
that's my name.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Don't wear it out.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Was near with you there, Bud. How was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
O tell?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh man? What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Devor's daddy Reed come by and took us fishing sounds.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Right up your alley.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, we had to carry Reid to the hospital with
a fish stuck in his boat.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I said, story.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, what happened was Devert was rising his daddy about
how he likes some real young girls. You know. Yeah,
he's saying stuff like, hey, daddy, you pull a gunter
down there old Lizzie McGuire and cook it up for
us in her easy bake oven.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know, stuff like that, Yeah, funny stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, Well, he went on salong Reed was getting my
halfway hot about it. The whole thing come to ahead
about three hours in old Reid pulled the puniest lettle
old crappy ever seen out of the water. Never says, hey, daddy,
that in there it looks young enough to be your
next girlfriend. Well, Reid, that had about enough, so he says, bothery,
y'all can kiss my fanny. Never says, make it bire
(01:57):
doctor kill there. So Reid turned around, drops his breeches
and says, pucker up, buttercup, that's run a chair, bunch.
I'm running with you now. All rage don't have him
a bearer twelve by that point, so he's a little
bit unsteady on his feet. He lost his balance and
fell right down on his big old caboose, and when
he gets up, that little bitty fish was stuck halfway
(02:19):
up his rear end down. That's what he said. Of course,
men never just busted out laughing, which didn't help matter
or nothing. Reid says, why do you chuckle heads come
over here and pull this thing out of my butt?
I said, I believe that's the first somebody ever heard
a man fay. The never goes over and gets ready
to yank. I said, well, hold on there, good buddy,
you might not want to do that. He says, why come.
(02:41):
I said, well, you know a fish. You got them
gills and they're all covered with scales. He said, I
don't follow you. I said, well, remember them metal things
with the spikes on they used to put at the
answers to the drive in. If you make that fish
back up, Red might be in for some severe tire damage.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Cantaign A Vivid pictures.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, I'm what you call a wordsmith. Anyway, we took
the boat back to the dock and throw the blanket
over Reads a little problem man. He carried him over
to the bait shop. I figured they'd know what to do.
Uh got in there. I says, mister, we need some help,
and we need it bad, And the feller at the
counter says, well, what's the problem. I said, well, I
can show you a whole lot better than I can
explain it. So I pulled the blanket off and Rid
(03:24):
kindly bends over and he says, so what do you think?
And the fella says, well, I think you need to
show your food up a little bit better.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Ask what happened next? When I'm afraid you'd tell me.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, And don't neither one of us want that doctor
at the hospital, says ready to be back to his
old self in a couple of weeks. That's the best
he could do. That's not even run here, men, Daviot's
gonna check in on Crappy Gilmore before we're gonna work.
You're gonna say let it home. Yeah, well, wall you
tell him? I said, hell, know what you mean? Y'all
came them straight up.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Here.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hunt they won?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Yeah, good morning, The Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Move around to Job of the hour, So we'll do
that in just a second. Yeah, we got the colon vents quiz.
He's just wait you to join. The Winner's coming up
back time. I've been to beat Jerky.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah on the way I come, Uh, Toxic recipes, I
cook books?
Speaker 9 (05:07):
All right, I see you're you're getting too fast. Now,
really remember that thing about applying for the job. If
you were listening to you, would you get it all?
That's what you need to ask yourself.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Wait for seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Now, I got me self conscious.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Don't worry. You don't have to apply for the job.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I got the job. Yes, yes, alrighty you ready? What
are you doing? I'm just beating his head on the wall?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Aill? We coming up on the current events quiz. That
is the easiest way for you to join the winners. Yea, hangout?
We're playing minutes. Good morning. The Big Show is on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
The easiest way for you to join the winners on
the current events quiz?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Badle? What are we dealing with?
Speaker 9 (05:55):
We got the results of a new survey about Americans
and the Internet.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Alight, dam one eight hundred, Big Show your toll free line.
Use that number, take see and win.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Next.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Good morning to Big Show. It's on a ready to go,
but it's Thursday morning. Yeah, going up, miss rue barb,
but hang around anyway?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Goes ahead? Girl?
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Oh okay, come your head?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Thank god?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Where's this time? To the Cody back?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yay?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Let's say hello to Chris out of flat Woods, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Hey guys, hey, Chris, how you doing this morning?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Man?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Not too bad?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You fixing to get better if you don't blow it?
You ready?
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'd been there, Chris.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
The internet is the fastest growing new form of mass
media in history. Sixty eight percent of Americans in a
new survey say they surf and send email on a
regular basis, but of the forty two percent who say
they've never been online, many say they probably never will.
Among the reasons nonsurfers gave for not going online, a
(07:29):
forty percent say setting up a computer is too complicated,
b thirty five percent say monthly service is too expensive
or see point zero zero zero zero. One percent said
if I could type, I'd be right in there with y'all.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Well that sounds like me, so I'm gonna have to say.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
See okays point two percent, Well what are.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The odds of that?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Thank my?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Go all right, buddy, hold on jacket of twins. We'll
get your information.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Hey, Jack Joya, send us something to flat Woods.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't be
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to master Boy and young Sir William on
the big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
(08:39):
feel so.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Good.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Morning.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
The big shows on the radio, having that little barbecue
party this morning, Daddy Joe's Beach House Barbecue and Gapney
South Carolina Knights, Shag and Gut and Mike, Kelly and
cousin Patty and the count moving around, shadlight, Yogi Bear
against a.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
Walk twitch flinch, please her what.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You talking about? Nicknames?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Billy's favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
This old girl you back in Tennessee called her latch
Eye and she went and uh and had our resurrective
surgery directive surgery, and when she thought all my problems
are open.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And then when we nicknamed her x slatch no shatty good sense.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
He here, yeah, I bet.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Got here what they call me? But anyway, Hey says,
we got the barbecue figure. We need a little barbecue music, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
My bud is welcome. Bibby and Blue Ridge hit it.
I won't say, I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm still going already, man, and I just missing.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, wait a minute, I gotta figure out where to
jump back again. Are y'all just waiting on meeting. Okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ham the maid hand up, constant irritation away, I say,
Hayworth of fall have bout near her hern up blue
grass classic. It's worse than hay keep Breaky.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
It's worse than keep Baby.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Hall. The baby dies hal from down the hallway. They
come to wat come down to gay if they like me?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Now, Hi, when I am singing, just wait until I
get my case.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Just waiting.
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Against his team, I get no respect. Heckn'st from pillar
(12:01):
abandoned by the other.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Guy and no pillars rely only.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Likes me Colls twice.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Up week we get free pile two times for meet.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I thank you guys, all me an apology.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
One of y'all.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Don't shut up.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
I'm gonna go out of me.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Don't worry about it. Boys with the l editing, I
think I can get it completely out of.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Good morning to big shows on the radio. Coming up
still to play stupid quiz. Right now it's time.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
chattyst Century. As our story opens, General Clive W. Norvish
and his driver approach a gated facility under control of
us forces at Baghdad Airport.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Give it back, break break break, break down, rad have
your known soldier?
Speaker 14 (13:50):
Good afternoon to YouTube, Sir, I've been waiting all day
to say this.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Welcome to checkpoint Chiky.
Speaker 14 (13:57):
Excuse me, there's something Barty five saddle name GRIFFI show
one time?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Anyhow?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Hey, how the world are you?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
What?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh? Wall?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, I'm finding you.
Speaker 14 (14:08):
Man, if it's any better, And have to sit on
my hands to keep from waving a car of course,
you know what. We don't get many cars Ranny, mostly jeeps,
kind of like yours. Hey, mister driver, How in the
world are you doing?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I'm doing five?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Shut up Beasley soldiers. Anyone ever told you you're a
tad chanty for a centree?
Speaker 14 (14:24):
So it searts my first day. I guess I'm just
one of those people that ain't never met a stranger.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's me, all right.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Where are you from?
Speaker 14 (14:33):
Private Ricky Dale Beasley, Sir? From Jacksonville, Florida, Sir, that's down.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
South really well, Private Beasley, welcome to the sandbox.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 14 (14:41):
Course being from Jacksonville saying, ain't nothing new to me.
I spent half my life on the beachs growing up
my mamma used to babysit with some of the guys
in Leonard Skinners.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Remember Leonard who Leonard Dame Skinner. I'm not familiar with him.
Speaker 14 (14:56):
I will say it's not of him as a rock
and roadband, world's greatest rocking roband. And although actually there
was a man named Leonard Skinner.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
He was a jim cheacher that used.
Speaker 14 (15:04):
To get the guys and the man a hard time
when this was growing up, because they had long haird
to me like damn hippies jell like that. They named
the group after him, but see they changed the spelling
cause one time.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
This is all very fascinating. Easily you getting any of this, sir?
I'm afraid I've got work to do. Could you please
open the gate and let us in?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh yes, sir, I just need to see your laminade.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
All right, thank your pardon?
Speaker 12 (15:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
What excuse me, sir? It's the new photo ID card
we're using here at the airport, sir.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Oh yeah, I thought I cleped that on this morning.
I guess I must have left it back in the barracks.
Speaker 14 (15:35):
I'm sorry, sir, I'm afraid I can't let you in
with that you're lambing it because that's my job, and
I'm standing right here.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I care, Beasley. Wuld you like it if I come
to where you work and shot the stage talk to
you all night the first time you start?
Speaker 14 (15:49):
General Beelee, Well, yes, sir, I can see that, but
I have straight orders from the head of Security's a
good buddy of mine.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
The head of security. That's not his real name, but
he was.
Speaker 14 (15:57):
Anyway, nobody gets in the communication center without a laminate soldier.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
I gotta sound like teleconference with General Franks from sin
Common fifteen minutes to open this grate.
Speaker 14 (16:06):
I'm sorry, sir, I just can't do it, not on
the nub, not in a way.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Let's go, But sir, the game is still closed.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
It's get our running starting knock it down? Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I'm sure, and I do it.
Speaker 14 (16:19):
Man, excuse me, General, Yes, I hate to bother. You
need more than I already have. Although I'm having a ball,
do it, but this ain't never come up for who
do I sheet first?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
You or the drive?
Speaker 9 (16:34):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Why don't you start with yourself and work your way
down again?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Next to you to boy here the crusty old doctor
at the medical tents say, hey, big man.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Let me hold a dollar. Good morning, everybody, more big
show to come. Hang where you are?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (16:57):
This is?
Speaker 11 (16:58):
And for all a five while you need on all
things redneck, just check out my two favorite crackers, John
bro and Bitley right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
I listened to something else my own self.
Speaker 11 (17:12):
But white boy Patrick, don't broke off the knob in
the candle.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Never mind, he's out.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. We
got another contest to go today. That'd be stupid quiz.
I'll play calling nine and four fifth sixth grade level
educational material that's coming up in just a few minutes.
Bill Sharp this morning. Alrighty, are you talking to them
or you? I'm just advice listening.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I don't feel that sharp to day, so this might
be a good chance for you to beat me. Come on,
so hang on, we're gonna play in minutes. Good morning, everybody,
got a big show on the radio. And here it
is your last answer join the winters this morning. That'd
be stupie quiz. You gotta beat me one ain't hundred
Big Show you're told free line at marsh in. Here
(18:33):
we play stupid quiz. Next, Good morning, a big show.
(18:57):
It's on the radio over this Thursday seventeen.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Bottle of a gather as t Have you seen Junior?
Is great?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, we gotta going on, Marcie. Let's see line one.
Oh all my lines are blinking, Jackie, but I don't
see one on hold. Jeff from Kiln, Mississippi must have
hung up on himself for her cell phone dropped out.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
So let Jackie get you another one. I just get
that information. Baby, I ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Here's a contested just in time. Joe out of Hickery
in North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Hello, Joe, good morning morning. This ain't goober, Joe?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Is it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
My letter writer?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Stalker? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Good all right? Joe touching number on you touched on phone?
That's the way you'll chime in. Here you go. I
got to bail first one to get three wins. Let's
go Martin.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
All right, geography jeographer multiple joy in what city can
you find the longest underground rail network in the world?
Is it a New York City? New York, b London, England?
See Boston, Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I'm thinking I always hear about trains in London. So
that's why I'm thinking London.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Good. Thank you?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Right, yeah, that's not what you have been for your rails.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
But what, Joe, are you noting?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Am larmer?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Human?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What are you're jimming in about?
Speaker 15 (20:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Nothing?
Speaker 14 (20:30):
I thought I knew.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
But oh, okay, all right, okay, even shouted after I
gave my answer.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
He was cleaning it.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
All right. I'm up one to nothing on his Joe science, ci.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
What internal organ filters the blood? Is it? A? The
kidneys be the liver? See the thyroid?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh, Joe, you're in on that one.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
That would be the liver.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Liver is not right? Not right? Are you sure you're not?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Goober?
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So I got the what displaying my chooses?
Speaker 10 (21:11):
You choose arm a, the kidneys be the liver? See them?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
All right? Kidneys?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I think that that does stuff you drink outside your body.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So I'm going with a thyroid. Can we give him
a half point?
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Are you sure you're not.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
It is a kidney?
Speaker 15 (21:34):
How do you drink something that's not outside your body,
by the way, absorb it?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
I sure? I am thirsty. I'm gonna go sit in the tub.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
Math class, yea, how much is ten divided by one half.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
What has.
Speaker 16 (22:00):
No you?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (22:07):
Ten divided by one half is twenty?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Sounds like you're multiplying this.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
How many halves are there in ten?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Twenty?
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Okay, there you go twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Joe tied me up one to one. Arts and Leisure
Arts Channel.
Speaker 10 (22:29):
Yes, that's multipook Which cable TV network uses the slogan
adventures for your Mind? Is it a the Discovery network?
Be the learning channel? See National Geographic TV Learning for your.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Mind Adventures your mind?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Ventures for your Mind?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yes, Joe, I think it's a no, hey, a discovery channel?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I think it's gotta be learning channel. I've been meaning
to have some advantage.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
By the way, learning for your mind would be a
really bad slogan.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
All right, I'm up two to one on Jews.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
Go back to science.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
God.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
What is a male duck called? Is it a a drake?
B A dope? See adult?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I think about time, But I sall right, I'm up
one on Joe. I'm gonna let him go. I got
this one.
Speaker 10 (23:32):
That would be a drake.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Drake?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
All right, Joe drake two to two.
Speaker 16 (23:42):
Socials.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
According to mythology, what bird is reborn from its ashes?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Okay, Joe, Joe off.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Now that would be a phoenix. Yes, yes, I thought
he was gonna say Rodin, Joe has watched Harry Potter
and that's how he knows. Like I've heard that slogan
like phoenix rising from the ashes.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, I thought it was because of a fire.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Well they do. They burst into fire and are reborn.
Speaker 9 (24:21):
Out Arizona, out in Arizona.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Hey, Joe, you did it, you learned and you got
the big old prize package.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Right, all right, all right, go I hang on.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That classic bit in the morning and we'll be amusing
you next. Good morning, you got the Big Show on
the radio. Our been of the mornings where we take
a request for some stuff you want to hear said,
let's do it coming up next.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
The morning. The Ra Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yesterday had a request for Mario Don't feel good that
hit boss tune Now yesterday Mario pontificates bringing in what
a don sound?
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Yes, from childhood buddy to adulthood buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Difference music from Mario was on your mind this morning?
Speaker 16 (25:45):
Mario it's two things, the body piers and uh rap music.
Oh my goodness, I've got problem with both of us.
Something drown some work.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
Now, which the one would you like to deal with?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
First?
Speaker 16 (26:03):
The body piercing. I was talking to a fella and
he said, you know, I do it because I like pain.
I said, well, I'll just slap you upside you know,
ain't no problem. Got stuck stuff in the ear, in
the ears and eyes and tongue.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Please remember Mary was talking about this.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
The one piercing that we really loved was accidental.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (26:30):
I was Duckworth with Rob.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Dunk Worth fiddle player Robert O'Kean.
Speaker 16 (26:34):
But he got that fishing. Yeah, I got a hook
in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No, it was the Lowers dunk inside his head.
Speaker 16 (26:40):
Yeah, it wasn't cosmetic. It was accident.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
And he's in there and fished for four hours.
Speaker 16 (26:46):
Yeah, looked good. Why are you doing it?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
All these other guys they don't know they spend much
time fishing?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
To me, they got Yeah, they do look like a
fell face first, and the tackle bombings.
Speaker 16 (26:57):
And stuff and and ears and eyes. What's wrong with that?
I mean, please, please, please please?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All Right?
Speaker 16 (27:10):
And rap music, I've heard this song that I kind
of like. It's cold party up.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (27:19):
The dorus says, uh, Now, Jackie's got to have words,
jack Please help me on this.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
Now, Jackie's going Please, I'm gonna read.
Speaker 16 (27:29):
I'm gonna read the lyrics, but you can. You can
come behind me with you. You're gonna make me lose
my mind up in him, up and him.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Now.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
This is the lyrics, right, that's the stories.
Speaker 16 (27:43):
You're gonna make me go all out up in him,
up and him.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Now.
Speaker 16 (27:48):
You're gonna make me act the food.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Up in here, up and here.
Speaker 16 (27:53):
You're gonna make me lose my cool up.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
In here here.
Speaker 16 (27:57):
Now, if that's a perfect song for this player, so well.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
It sounds like it could be. The themes are from
your movie up in here.
Speaker 16 (28:04):
And I'm not even gonna get to lyrics because it's
just nasty just playing this. I mean, you know who
who's listening to Our kids are listening to this. Please
somebody gets his d MX fellow and just whip him
up in there. I mean, please, Rappers that you like
(28:30):
you like? I did like the hammer he's preaching now,
you know, and but he don't do that move. I
like that movie yet because you can't touch it. It
was on time.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
And did you say you liked his pants? You'd like
to have pants like that?
Speaker 16 (28:45):
Well, Johnny owns pants like that. Now he's on in pants.
Speaker 15 (28:49):
I don't know if you've noticed, Mario, but all of
your pants are like that until you get in them.
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Please, you're gonna make him lose his school up.
Speaker 16 (28:58):
In here, up in him, and you don't want that.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Alright, So to summarize piercings and rap music, please please.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Good morning. The big show is on the radio. Let's
go ahead and get it out in the open.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
First of all, before you level these charges against me,
let's bring our listeners up to date. I don't know
if maybe if you're not aware of it. I sometimes
take some food home from our from our studios.
Speaker 16 (29:54):
Sometimes it intends to take it from other people around here.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
There tends to be a lot of people, friends, family,
and strangers moving around here. So I taking to put
myself to squirrel away something we can learn from our
animal friends.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Squirrel is an interesting analogy because you know, that's the
problem with the squirrel. That's why they hide so many nuts.
They say, is because they forget where they hide him.
Speaker 15 (30:19):
As long as he's brought it up, Billy, will you
please qut inviting your friends family.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Up here for goodness sake?
Speaker 9 (30:27):
I should think.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Better of it.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yet, And for those before you think I'm just a
big hoard hoarder, a hoard monger. I mean, you know,
when there's good food here and we get full, you
know here, you know, I know sometime later I'll be.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Hungry again, hungry again, of course.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
But my I got three teenage boys and an assortment
of their friends.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
At any given.
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Moment, there is never under eight ten boys in the house.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Why do you think I go over there all the time?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Boys will eat?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh yeah, so yeah, I that dad needs a little food,
So then I squirrel it here.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I tell you home, I have my hiding places at home.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Oh I've seen him by the way.
Speaker 15 (31:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, I thought one of the cats had
died in the house somewhere. I kept following my nose off.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
In the bathroom.
Speaker 15 (31:21):
In the closet is like a tenfoil wrapped takeout box
from some place.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Well that stuff, you know that. You know, I'm trying
to keep up with a refrigeration.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
But anyway, so I come in this morning and Jackie
takes me and come here, what they's been to the kitchen?
Move some paper towels over the refrigerator. Look, you forgot
him in. It was three hot dogs and a.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Hamburger and a Hamberger and a Hamburger bun.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Nothing on the bun and turn around pillars giving me
that pillar's look he always does whenever.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
He's hiding something or wrapping them stuff to take. He
looks up and I'm standing just staring.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
That pillars, super pie. I mean he's going to pain away.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I'll hide it and I think I'll sneak all it
and turn on theirs pillars with that look.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
We need that look to put it.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
On the well. By the way, you don't get to
be his size without having something.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
When I hear food in danger.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Because he knows it's gonna spoil, he can't have this.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yea, how you can tell me what there? These pillars
get me? Look, I've been framed. Okay, so ramed. I've
been framed.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
It's pauls raided.
Speaker 15 (32:26):
What if I taught you, Jackie about how to tell
when a man is lying?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Late length of the story?
Speaker 15 (32:32):
Right, It took him three minutes and fifteen seconds to
say he's been framed.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I was just giving a little background.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
How much have I said about these hot dogs and
the Hamburger book?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I think what I usually hear is mind stepping away.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Rather bad?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I said, I'm framed in my defense, his is a
mount of a building. You'll back me up, I said,
have you ever known me to hide Harty's hot dog?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
That's true, but that doesn't mean it couldn't happen.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
So so what you're saying, No, you have seen me
squirrel away so many things.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Usually you've got a ham and cheese under each arm.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeh, the ham and cheese, Yeah, my favorites because they
warm up good.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah. Take the bread off bam.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, just so if they're cold and refrigerator a while,
just separatem in the middle.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Just put them out full of ham to ham.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Let me write this down because if we put this
on the website.
Speaker 16 (33:24):
Right to that picture of your face is how to
eat a Ham's sandwich?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
And why when you know what do I do? Mostly
throw away the bread? Huh? I throw away the bread?
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And why would I squirrel away bread?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Sometimes confused?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
He usually takes the chili in the cold slaw and
the onions home with him.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Yeah, how need condiments from home?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
So that's right. So what I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
You, lady and gentlemen, there's foul going on in the
Big Show Studio framed.
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Huh, there's the same behainder on the grassy noise.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
What looks like before Lee Lee Harvey Eyswall.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
He's finally got his unsupervised visits to Harty's by the judge.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
So there's a lot going on here, gentlemen. All right,
well I won't quit.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
Only reason we believe you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You were piling up stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yesterday's when he makes two trips and one of them
is not to turn the car onto either warm up
or cool down. He made three trips, that's right.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
And lot of stuff comes here around the holidays. Oh yeah,
you know from corporal Oh yeah, sure.
Speaker 15 (34:42):
And they always marked the box John Boy and Billy
Johnny Boy, this they knew by this time of year.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Johnny tell I have to carry that bail down.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, you call me.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I was feeling guilty, so I put three hot dogs
in a hamburger butt back for Billy.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right, come all with the Big Box.
Speaker 9 (35:07):
Is here all your favorites from four decades of The
Big Show, ninety nine since each fifteen for nine ninety nine.
Buy them once, play them anywhere. You can shop the
Big Box online right now at the Big Show Dot
com or.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
A Big Show Stuff by phone. The number is eight
hundred and four to seven one.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
Stuff Online Services by mnick dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Have you missed any of the Big Show this morning?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
You hear now the John Woemilly Late Risinges podcast up next.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Wait wherever you get your podcast, make it easy. Subscribe
to us with the free I Heart Way to go out.
See you tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
We love you.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
We made it
Hosts And Creators
Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
Popular Podcasts
The Breakfast Club
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy And Charlamagne Tha God!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Decisions, Decisions
Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!