April 22, 2025 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Greg Warren continues his exploration for Big Foot.. - Pinkard & Bowden perform the theme song to Green Acres in the style of Jimi Hendrix.. - Speaking of which, we’ll dig up a classic Playhouse entitled, “Big Trouble in Green Acres”.. - Murray is looking to resurrect the Big Show Motorcycle Gang.. - Mark Packer checks in for a full update on the world of sports.. - Ike Turner hypes his own car dealership.. - This year’s Onion Festival is underway this week in Vidalia, GA - we’ll remember what it was like when John Boy & Spanky took Cadbury to the festival a few years back…
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's a big showing the radio rolling through your Tuesday,
April twenty second, our feature tracking the Big show bed
Box taking Catberry to the Vidalia Onion Festival, and it
is going on this week. Search for keywords Onion Festival
mag the Hut, all the boys down there by day
(00:49):
right now, let's blame.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hold it Barry Bridge, the gap, it's coming there, it is,
I mean, beat the blonde. Let's meet our contestant.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We got James out of Warner Robins, Georgia. We'll just
talking about Georgia. Hey James, good morning, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm doing good man, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So you know, just picture Marcy's head on Randy's body.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't even want to do that. Yeah, let's just
not worry about you. Just agree or disagree. What do
you think Randy's right or wrong? Two bells before two
buzzers and you win. We go lon Tiger's prize pack.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, then, so Rand, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
An ancient Egypt, every able bodied man was required to
spend several months a year working on something.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
What this time of year, I'd probably say they're taxes.
But no, that's no good.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Actually I just saw this on Discovery Channel. They did
a whole series and it was actually set aside time
for them, for them to work on their archery skills,
to work on their archery skills back in ancient Egypt
for the able bodied man. James, agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm a fad agree on that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You do agree?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
And God?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yet, what is what is Egypt famous for? Just what
do you fixt your ancient Egypt? Those big, big pointy things. No, not,
that's my doms ears. Yeah, the pyramids. The pyramids is
the right answer for that. Yeah, they're working, that's all right. Okay,
let's see if we can get a belt her.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Ranson a god for American businessmen who are going to Russia.
It tells them to one particular thing immediately after having
a glass of vodka.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh well, from what I've seen, at least you should
do another and another and another, So have another.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
No, I'm just messing.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
It is customary after you've been given a glass of
vodka to empty the glass and then smash it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So after they give you a glass of vodka, you
drink it and smash it.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Yes for newcomers.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
James, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Well, that's probably something I would do, so I'd probably
say agree on that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, have a water Chaser's not nearly undramatic.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Businessman, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, James, a good thing, and we got a consolation
prize for you, buddy, so we'll make you happy before
we hang up on you.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
All right, all right, I appreciate it. You'll have a
good one.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We might need some more music for the grave. Yeah,
I can dance right on the hour top of your news.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Right on the other side, we got our time capsulever
this Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
They're gout April twenty second.
Speaker 10 (04:40):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (04:56):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Happy Anniversary.
Because our story opens, Dub is at the Big Show Studio,
finishing his morning cup of coffee.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
Well, well, folks, I reckon, I'm going to head over
to the golf course.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Hey Dubb before you go, your son's on the phone.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Thanks Johnny.
Speaker 12 (05:16):
Hello, Hi Dad, I just wanted to call it remind
you before you left that today's your anniversary.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Hold in mold, I completely forgot you.
Speaker 12 (05:25):
Better stop buying the way home and pick up a
little something for mom.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Thanks calling son, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
All right, everything okay?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Now?
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Yeah, hey Jackie, can I talk to you for a second.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's up?
Speaker 13 (05:36):
It's my wedding anniversary and I need to buy a
present for Floss. Got in the Audies an anniversary present?
Speaker 14 (05:43):
Huh?
Speaker 13 (05:44):
Yeah, I've been spending a lot of time away from
home later, so I need something really spacial.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Hey, what kind of present would your husband buy for you?
Speaker 15 (05:51):
Well, if you really wanted to get back on my
good side, he might go buy me some of that
sexy lingerie at Victoria's Secrets place over at the mall.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
Oh yes, say that might work?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You really think so?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Sure? That's perfect? Thanks, jack can see you later.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Bye.
Speaker 16 (06:08):
Dub, Hey, Johnny, you know what I think Adub might
be a little freaky.
Speaker 11 (06:15):
Dub drives over to Brushywood Mall and makes his way
into Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 17 (06:21):
Holi Molin, Good morning, sir, Welcome to Victoria's Secret How
to Mayam?
Speaker 13 (06:29):
I was just looking at that big post over there.
You know, if I was about ten years younger.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I might take that out to her.
Speaker 17 (06:37):
That's Stephanie Seymour. She's one of the models from our catalog.
So how may I help you today?
Speaker 8 (06:43):
I need to buy an anniversary gift from my wife.
Speaker 17 (06:46):
Okay, what sort of gift were you interested in?
Speaker 15 (06:50):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (06:51):
How that little sea through numbers that stephan is wearing
over there?
Speaker 17 (06:55):
Ah, the Ultrasher body suit. That's one of our best sellers.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
I can see why.
Speaker 17 (07:02):
Well, it's on special this week for thirty nine to
ninety five. Do you know what size your wife wears?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Gee?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (07:09):
Well how tall is she?
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Well, she's about your height.
Speaker 17 (07:12):
Do you know what her bra size is?
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Say size as my pants says? Party too long?
Speaker 18 (07:24):
Excuse me?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
That was a joke.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That was a punchline of a jacket.
Speaker 18 (07:33):
I see, I see.
Speaker 17 (07:34):
Well, why don't I just guess you can always exchange
it later?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Sounds good to me. Can you put that in a
gift box?
Speaker 17 (07:41):
Certainly, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'll be right back a few minutes later. Dub arrives
at home. Yeah, is that you.
Speaker 18 (07:49):
You gonna play golf?
Speaker 9 (07:50):
If you left the.
Speaker 13 (07:51):
Radio station, I couldn't play golf on a space of
day like today.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
It's our anniversary.
Speaker 15 (07:57):
Oh, dub you remembered, for sure you'd forget. Say, is
this victorious secret wrapping paper?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Sure is?
Speaker 13 (08:05):
Why don't you take that upstairs or unwrapping and mate
me in the den right here in the middle of
the day.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Yep, I put that Jim Nighbors album on the stereo.
Speaker 18 (08:17):
Up I think you might be a little bit of
a freak.
Speaker 11 (08:22):
Be right back, barn FLOSSI runs upstairs to the bedroom
to unwrap her gift.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Land sakes this thing so sure I can see right
through it.
Speaker 18 (08:33):
Oh well, here goes nothing off of Pete's sake.
Speaker 15 (08:40):
There's no way I'm gonna be able to fit into
this thing.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's two sizes too small.
Speaker 15 (08:44):
Whatn't no well am I gonna do? He's waiting for
a hot little sex part to come walking down those stairs.
Oh well, I guess the only thing to do is
go down there completely naked. That ought to get his
motor running.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Okay, I'm in. That's sweety. I couldn't find the Jim
Nabors for album.
Speaker 15 (09:07):
That's okay, sugar pie, Maybe you'll find this a little
more entertaining.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Uh well, I've the dog gone. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
What's wrong, sweetie?
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (09:16):
The woman at them all charged me forty bucks for
that thing, and she didn't even earn it.
Speaker 19 (09:28):
We hope you've.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
Enjoyed John Boy and Billie Playhouse. Tune in again next
time when we'll hear dubs.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Hello's sign is Dad? Any chance I might be able
to sleep over at your house tonight, Jaun Boy and Billy,
we may have to nip this thing in the butt.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
Good morning rad yell dumb right, Good morning lest big
(10:17):
shoan al Radio.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
All right, the more get around action.
Speaker 20 (10:25):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
double chin jiggling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode The Castaways. As our story opens, Harry is
celebrating his six month anniversary being stranded on a desert
island with Kate Upton. Kate, Kate, Katie, Dinner's ready.
Speaker 18 (10:48):
It's Kate, not Katie, not Caterino, not cataland ding dong Kate.
Speaker 16 (10:54):
Oh, I'm sorry I forgot Kate. I hope you're hungry.
Speaker 18 (10:58):
Wow, look at this spread, grilled snapper, mango, relish, wild garlic.
What's the special occasion?
Speaker 16 (11:06):
Well, I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 20 (11:07):
Today mark six months since we were stranded in this
tropical paradise six months.
Speaker 18 (11:12):
Ugh, don't remind me.
Speaker 20 (11:14):
Well, yeah, I was wondering, since I went all out
for the dinner, if you could do something special for.
Speaker 18 (11:20):
Me as long as it's not too weird.
Speaker 16 (11:23):
What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 18 (11:25):
I'm not recreating a swimsuit cover. I'm not going to
pretend to be your third grade teacher and spank you.
And we're not going to play Tarzan and Jane up
in the tree tops. I've still got chigger bytes.
Speaker 16 (11:35):
No no no no, no, no, no no, no, nothing
like that.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Here, put on some of my old clothes.
Speaker 18 (11:41):
You want me to put on clothes that's different?
Speaker 16 (11:44):
And can I call you Pete? He was my best
friend and I really miss it.
Speaker 18 (11:50):
Oh that sweet? Sure, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 16 (11:53):
Okay, and one last thing, Pete, take this piece of
burnt wood and draw a mustache on your upper lip.
Speaker 18 (11:59):
I know where the mustache goes there.
Speaker 16 (12:03):
That's perfect. You look just like him sort of.
Speaker 18 (12:07):
Oh so Pete was a thirty six triple D. So
what else do I need to know?
Speaker 20 (12:11):
Oh, don't worry about that, Pete boy. Do I have
some juicy gossip for you, Pete? Guess who I've been
sleeping with for the last six months, And how we
hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Could you
(12:32):
do up those top two buttons? Pete wasn't a slunt?
Tune in next time when we'll hear the pervy tribal
chieftain who has a crush on Pete.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
No Big Show's on a radio?
Speaker 21 (12:49):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 19 (13:05):
Huh they won that, you know, Good morning, that's.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
A big showing the radio right here, man for a while.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Day in history, the Hell's Angels two months after.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
They buried their leader. Ye, they buried his motorcycle. That's right,
so yeah, so good work.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Lais Lawn Cemetery still in here, San Francisco.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
You can still see.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He'll go visit, leave some flowers for his motorcycle.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
One a bunch of stoops, one like our motorcycle gang.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, we were tough when we called our agent Murray.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Hello, Red Hot Tunant Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Hey, it, mister Bestow. Oh this is yeah John boy
Billy here. How's it going seal?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Well? Actually things are pretty groofy right now.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Uh sounds like you might have a new boyfriend.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Well not quite, but I'm working on.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yeah, who is it?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Dumb the guy from John boy Billy Playhouse our dub.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
Yeah, we met when he came out to pick up
the script. You know, he's really talented. Played the part
of the slightly clueless older guy.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
He was great, sill.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
He is a slightly clueless older guy.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
I know a honk too. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Now you talking about the dub that we know right?
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yes, sil don't you think that I don't know. He
might be a little old for you.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Hey, just because the ceiling leaks doesn't mean there's not
free on in the air conditioner. What I mean, just
because he's got shingles doesn't mean his glass door doesn't
go up.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What are you talking about it?
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I think all people are always say when they want
you to know they've still got it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh, snow on the road doesn't mean there's not fire
in the furnace. Yeah, but why dub, Hey, why not dub?
Speaker 9 (15:28):
Look, I've tried dating guys my age. I've tried younger men.
They're all the same, They're only interested in themselves. I'm
sick of all of that, Jimbo. I'm ready for an older,
more experienced gentleman, a man who's been places, he's seen things,
a man who appreciates the simple things in life, like
a good cup of coffee, then another good cup of coffee,
(15:50):
and maybe even another good coming.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Dub can put away the coffee?
Speaker 9 (15:54):
Can? They don't what makes us perfect for each other.
I spent my whole life making coffee. He's his heart drinking.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I just hope you know what you're doing. You know
your relationships.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It starts out good, but something always happens, a big
ugly scene at the ends.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Dub would never do that. I don't think he's got
the energy to make a big ugly And I'm a
big girl. I can handle myself.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah you say so? Is Murray inn hold On?
Speaker 9 (16:25):
I last him?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Thank you, Murray Bobby On two.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Don't make that fake?
Speaker 8 (16:33):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 12 (16:35):
Hell like him about my right love you? I mean it?
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:38):
So I think you've met my receptionist in and Nicole.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Smith sounds like she's got a little thing for the dubber.
Speaker 12 (16:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to put the kaibash on that
one real quick, because you're at right Hotel Incorporated. We
don't believe in employees dating clients.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Client woman, dubb is a client.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Sure, just sign him up a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, what can you do for him?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Why?
Speaker 12 (16:58):
The same thing I've done for you and Bobby.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You're gonna bring his career to a screeching halt and
start ducking his phone calls.
Speaker 12 (17:05):
Very funny. Actually, we think Dove has real potential here.
There are several upcoming projects he's perfect for, like why Well,
there's Candy Shack the musical with Tom Arnold as Al
Cervik and Tony Danza as Judge Smells w spotlighted as
mister Havercam and the show stopping Golly I'm Hot Today
(17:25):
production though. Oh, he's also reading for the part of
spaced Out Old Guy on the Golf Course and the
upcoming Little Caesars commercial. And he's up for a guest
shot on Er as spaced out old Guy overcome by
heat exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
In other words, Dove is getting more action in less
than a week than we've gotten in almost fifteen years,
and what can I say?
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Sometimes a star just pops up out of nowhere. You know, Hey,
maybe you'd have more luck if you'd spend more time
auditioning and less time driving around with that motorcycle gang
of yours. The grab aces.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's the candy now whatever.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
I am working on a couple of new merchandising opportunities
for your new motorcycle game. Oh really, hey, dig this
After a long heart ride on your hog, you wipe
yourself down with the official candy aces Moist.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Tallett, moist toilet.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Sure, it's a natural. We'll call them Jimbo and Bobby's
ace white.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
You.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
We'll talk that over. Maybe, I don't know how about
a chain.
Speaker 12 (18:28):
Of pool hols called the Eighth Holes.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 12 (18:33):
I got a skin Caro Slon that does manicures. We'll
call it aces and elbows.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
May the stupidest ideas I've ever heard?
Speaker 9 (18:43):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (18:43):
Who put a bug up your ace?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You man?
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Jimbo is kidding, kid, because I loan you know. I
love you, mother, Mike Folk, You're my number one guys.
The straw that stirs my drink, that hold on a
bigger name of the lot. Oh, dub okay, come the
hold on, let me get rid of these guys. Jim oh, yeah,
(19:09):
number one guys to shirt and drank, YadA yaday. I
gotta go. Let's take a lunch thing later. Have you
on machine call my machine right. If you go out
riding today, please be careful. You wouldn't want to end
up with your ah in a sling.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's Billy him too and Jimbo.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
What Good morning. Big Shows on the radio coming up.
We'll play wordy word for do disorm of the swag
from World lawn Mowers. Click on the boundery at the
Big Show dot com check it out. Hang on win
a ten minutes right now, Time for sports with a
pack Man. He's going to see you not work in
the big ESPN. Good morning, mister Mark Packer.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Good morning, John Boy. Good talking to you again.
Speaker 22 (19:53):
I was just thinking, Johnny, you know it's been what
two weeks since we last got a little sports report,
right you think of all stuff that's happened, is the
last time you and I had a conversation. Rory McElroy
won the Masters and completed the Grand Slam in dramatic fashion.
Was unbelievable television and came to sixth man to win
the Grand Slam.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
So that was kind of cool.
Speaker 22 (20:13):
The NBA Playoffs are underway, right and again, somehow, John boyd.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Somehow, the NBA.
Speaker 22 (20:19):
Playoffs are going on without our beloved Charlotte Hornets, who
this year went nineteen and sixty three.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Johnny.
Speaker 22 (20:27):
The Hornets have not won a playoff series since two
thousand and two. Wow, two thousand and two. And again,
you know, people say whatever they want about the NBA.
And again Curry went off the other night. Was awesome
Game one win for Golden State. But to think that
Michael Jordan sold that franchise, at least his portion, he's
(20:48):
still got minority stake. I believe he sold it though
for three billion dollars. Not three billion, Johnny. They have
not won a playoff series since two thousand and two.
The last time I checked it was twenty twenty five.
I mean, that is a businessman right there. NASCAR last week,
John boy.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Listen, NASCAR.
Speaker 22 (21:09):
Last week we celebrated the Easter weekend, first time in
three yard three years in NASCAR.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
Folks didn't even race on Eastern So that was kind
of unique.
Speaker 22 (21:17):
College football, which is, you know, how much our level
of Southern Pride football.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
How about all the drama at the University of Tennessee.
Speaker 22 (21:24):
This kid, Nico e mla Ava, he was making over
two and a half million dollars and said, no, I
don't think I need some more. And so Tennessee come
into road. And so now he's out at UCLA. This
crazy transfer portal, the name, image and likeness was just
driving everybody crazy. I mean, that's college football, Johnny. And
(21:44):
to show you how crazy it is closer to home,
you know, got Bill Belichick. He's now running show for Carolina.
They got this transfer portal kid last week. I'm from
University of Maryland, big defensive lineman by name of Levon Johnson.
He commits the Bill Llicheck in the morning. The afternoon
he signed with Texas. He just went Maryland to Carolina,
(22:06):
Carolina to Texas.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Hey show me the money. Just write me a check
and let's go.
Speaker 22 (22:10):
Maybe that spring football it's wrapping up. It's all over
the place. Major League Baseball, Johnny, it's crazy. You can't
even keep up with this nonsense. Then he got major
League Baseball. All my Braves fans are like a pack
of the season's over. No, it's not the Braves got
their three games sweep over the weekend. They beat the
Minnesota Twins. I know they've been in the last place
all year, but we only got like nineteen thousand more
(22:32):
days of baseball, So Braves fans need to chill out.
Speaking of college baseball, the SEC and the ACC, they're
completely dominanting. You go look at the top twenty five, Johnny,
it's nothing but SEC teams and ACC team So the
road to Omaha in June will be out of sight.
And then you got this week. The biggest story this
week is probably gonna be the NFL Draft. It gets
(22:54):
started on Thursday. And again, if it's not cam Ward
the quarterback from Miami going number one, I'll be shocked.
I think that's gonna be your game, lock set match,
let it rip. And of course he had a fantastic
year with the Canes last year, but it looks like
he's gonna be the number one pick. And what happens
after that is anybody's guess. It's always a crazy not
that first round coming up Thursday night. That's what we
(23:16):
got going on the last two weeks. So everybody says, man,
it's such a slow time in sports. Nonsense, there is
all kinds of stuff going on, Johnny. You got even
the NHL playoffs are going on. Will Wade, the new
basketball coach at NC State, he was got the siren
going on the other night Cane's won game one of
their playoffs. So whatever you want, man, you can find
(23:36):
something going on in the world of sports.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
It's a cool time of the year.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And I've told you all. Mark Packer will catch us
up in about three and a half minutes. And don'g
going as you did in that, buddy, But.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Don't add Johnny, don't ask me about this transfer portal.
I swear to God crazy the span.
Speaker 22 (23:54):
Of this five minute conversation, there'll still be another twenty
five dudes that jumped in the portal or changed their mind,
got a bigger check going somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
And these coaches are making a ton of money. But man, alive,
how they put together rosters. It is bazar. I've never
seen anything like it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Why so, Bill Belichick in North Carolina, you know you
think that was gonna bring some people in to Chapel Hill.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And this one the kid just stayed for a day.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
He just wanted to eat at the rat Scaler and
Chapel Hill and then he's gone, what's going on?
Speaker 22 (24:24):
Man?
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Not not even a day, Johnny.
Speaker 22 (24:26):
He got a biscuit from time out or something and said,
you know what, Texas has got Texas toes Tomasa. Ye,
let me go try that out again. You know, like
even north Killin is leading sack guy from a year ago,
bo Atkinson, who's.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
A really good player.
Speaker 22 (24:41):
As soon as that transfer portal opening last week, he's gone,
I'm thinking, dude again. These student athletes, they are entitled
to do whatever they want. I hope they all make
more money than God. I'm all for everybody making as
much money as they can. You got a chance to
play for Bill Belichick and one of the greatest coaches
in the history of mankind. He's a defensive mastermind, and
you're a defensive guy, caroll On.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
But you know, I don't know where he's going to go.
It might be Georgia, it may be Alabama. Whoever writes
to check these days.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
Man it is.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
It is a crazy business. But if you're a fan,
it could be frustrating. But man, that's why I don't
worry about all these weight way wait too early. Preseason
Top twenty five polls man. Nobody even knows what a
roster looks like. So again we'll see what happens.
Speaker 22 (25:21):
Cooper Flagg, by the way, the worst kept secret in
the history of basketball, He's decided to go in the
NBA Draft. So Cooper Flag's not coming back to Duke.
He's gone. So again that you're totally up to speed.
I've covered every sport known de man in a span
of five minutes since the last time.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
You united spoke.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I'll go get on the couch this afternoon watch you
on the ac scene.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
That work. Good work, my buddy.
Speaker 12 (25:44):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Thank you so much. Pack Have a great rest of
your week, buddy. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Sounds good, John Bore, take care.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's the boy. Run there, Mark Packer, all run it, Dan,
But let's go and play our game.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Called wordy Word. Two rounds right now, one eight hundred.
Big show you told free line get contests, do it next.
(26:27):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday, April twenty second. All right, and Mary, it's
our featured track from the Big Show. Bit bogs this morning,
jacking out keywords onion festival.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
All right, we don't try and do this. Yon know,
Tayer ain't here today. She's in France. Talk about bad
I've never used that one to moves work? All right,
I'm in France. Then we'll find out about her tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Right now, it looks like it's gonna be me and
Randy and let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, first, one's get it going.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Paying a wordy word? Not a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
We got a husband and a wife right here. Duke
and Ashley from Manning, South Carolina. Good morning, Ashley, Good morning,
Good morning, Duke, good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Hey, all right, y'all.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
What we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Here's a couple of hounds of wordy words. So it's
gonna be me and Duke on one team. It'll be
Randy and Ashley on the other, Randy filling in for
Tator as you know today. All right, Ashley, you relax.
Let's see what me and your hubby can do for
the first thirty seconds. You ready, Duke, I'm ready, all right,
(27:47):
start the clock.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm gonna mail you a letter. What did boyman holding
tom out? I'm supposed to run the clock? Ow do network?
I said, no worry, I got it?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Tell me that long?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, where is it?
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Right there? Jackie?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
All right, I got the thirty second stopwatch?
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Just lot on me.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
All right, duke, we're starting all over. Okay, ready, go,
I'm gonna mail you a letter.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
What is your.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Career?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
To blank and serve, police, to blank and serve. Come
over here. I will I won't let anything happen to you.
I will blank you.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Okay, Yeah, that's it. Okay, Now let's see the blank
is history? What blank? Are you studying with the blank
in school?
Speaker 5 (28:38):
That you tach?
Speaker 9 (28:40):
Uh? No?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Y'ott meus is a bad example. Well so I think
I got one, beil, but I miss doing too. So
what we got two on the board?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
You?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
All right? Two on the board? All right? Ashley and Randy,
oh boy, but they're around one.
Speaker 23 (28:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Ready you get you away and I'm gonna pay attention
thirty seconds. All right, here we go? All right, are
you ready.
Speaker 19 (29:03):
And go?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So subjects will be subjects, all right.
Speaker 18 (29:10):
You were?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
It's a little tiny house up on a hill maybe
in the mountains. They have a name for it, not
not cabin. It's a sweet little can you run the clock, louder,
I can really hear me.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I got it.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
It's a small little house like you know, it might
be in the Alps. Yeah, no way, that's right.
Speaker 16 (29:40):
There's your word.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Okay, let me say so, Duke got one gouse, Randy
said subject, and the word was subject.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
That happens. So three for Duke, none for Ashley. But
here goes me and Duke for the next thirty seconds.
All right, I got it right here.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
All right, Duke, we're picking up on last one. Start
the cluck. Now, you eat this when you're on a dye.
Blank cheese. No, a little house, a nice little house,
like Grandy was saying. And then I'm saying, you eat
this on a die. It's white and it's lumpy, blank
(30:20):
cheese in a container.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
What sour sour? That's not a house of sour, sour gray. Oh,
you're back on the gray.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
No cheese.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
But anyway, all right, none on that side. So let's
see if we can get a mercy killing in here somewhere.
Speaker 18 (30:43):
So I guarantee you the people in their cars are
going crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You're gonna get all right, We're still on that last word,
no matter what.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
All right, Ashley and Randy come on, Ashley ready, go
what you got it now?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Ashley?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
It's cottage.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's a down it. It's just said it, all right.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
So you might put one of these at your front door.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
It's a blank mat door mat no, and it's it
tells your guests come on in you will there you go?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
So they have one of these in the park. You'll
throw pennies in it.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Make a wish, you will know it's there.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
You go, yeah, And you have this when you go
to the movies. It's a salty treat part. Uh huh,
you bet your god.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh man, leave y'all getting on a little roll there.
Once we got the hard cottage out of the way,
there is a clock turned down.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Four to three. Ashley leeds, alrighty, then here we go.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Wait a minute, that's it.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
What's that so, Ashley one? Yeah, well you sure did
this over.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
It is over.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That's who else. I was ready to jump back in
there with Noon commuter.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Four to three.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
The Battle of the Manning, South Carolina household goes to
your wife, Duke.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
We appreciate y'all a whole lot. I'm tired you are, y'all.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Hey all, we'll get you in the cool prize. Pect
appreciate y'all listening, playing with us down then Manning, thank you,
have fun. Good morning big shows on the radio. I
love that game. Sour and cream.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Now it's not a sum, it's not greams. Jeez, I'm
gonna let it go. You could all right, Well, let's
move on. Let's make somebody happy. Who gets it?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Mike up to another Hot Springs, Arkansas. Yeah, Mike, you buddy,
your bit request says this one is for me and
Ike's intern Patrick I Turner Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Please you got it? Mike coming up?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
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Got Mike Upton of the Hot Springs Arkansas. Got your
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on down to.
Speaker 20 (33:36):
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Speaker 5 (33:43):
The whochie had getting too big for her.
Speaker 20 (33:45):
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in here like a hot new housekeeper and just like
in love, the new stuff coming in mean the old
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pontig you.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
A Gyncy good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
You're making your Cadberry album Gamo better bits for your
occasions from the bed box Onion Festival.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We'll get this adventure with Cadberry. Here we are a.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Big boy in time to break out that winning personality.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Who you talking to me or the penguin boat.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Let's try to get out of this little adventure in
one piece.
Speaker 24 (35:51):
Welcome to the Videlia Onion Festival. Did you lose a bet, sir?
Or whether they fall up at the awesome chick Glenn
hooton Enny.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
That's next week. If you're not gonna read the memos,
I'll stop sending them out.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
You two girls gonna keep squabbling? Or are we gonna
have some fun?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I vote for fun.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Cadbury Fund said, that's my boy. Look around, Cadbury. This
is what America is all about.
Speaker 23 (36:20):
Onions.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Uh No, Cadbury, the small town festival.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
It doesn't really matter what the symbol of the celebration is,
of pumpkin, of watermelon, maybe some ocra. It's about the
spirit of our founding fathers that continues to this day.
Man surviving by cooperating with Mother Nature, learning and growing
together throughout the centuries, building a sturdy foundation with solid
(36:46):
roots and with many branches reaching skyward like thankful hands
raised and praised to the heavens.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
That's what these festivals really mean.
Speaker 24 (36:55):
Oh, well spoken, sir, What stunning words springs a tea
into the eye.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Those are the onions, you dope. You ladies are done
with poetry corner. Let's find the damn corn dogs, dand
corn dogs?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Why buy food when we can fill up with the
sampling tables, A free buffeto of onion goodness.
Speaker 24 (37:17):
Onion relish, pickled onions, onion salad dressing. Well, all sounds
quite tasty.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I must admit that spreads for the amateurs. Now there's
stuff over here. This is for us, hardcore onion lovers.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Check it out.
Speaker 23 (37:30):
Onion marmalade, egging, onion pancakes with onion syrup, onion ice cream,
onion tea, onion triple half cafe latte, onion beer.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
Heard yeah, onion beer.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
You foreigners just love rhyming, don't you.
Speaker 24 (37:47):
Know, mister Spankey.
Speaker 16 (37:48):
That's what it says on the label.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Sounds like a great place to start. Hey, pile, let's
have three of them onion beers over here, No problem.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Mister hey stupid, I'm sure this's a good idea. You
know what mister French is like when he gets a
snoop ful. We'll have the Videlia Georgia's swat team out here.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I don't worry, Spanky, this is just for fun. You
don't think that stuff shirt will actually drink it?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Do you come home? It'll be good for a laugh.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
There you go, mister three onion beers, Nathan.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Cold, Here you go, Cad Barry, Spanky.
Speaker 19 (38:20):
Well.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
If it would make you happy.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Uh, alright, fellas, here's to you who you got a
bit of a whine to it. It's different, for sure.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Oh it's different all right. Tastes like a big cold
glass of onion squirts my time.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I assume hell to your health. Gentlemen, watch this? Who
told you? Holy moly, I figured he'd like it.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
You ever have English food?
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Robots full flavored?
Speaker 24 (39:00):
The essence of the onion gently kisses the carefully blended
hups and.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Grains, and of course.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
The seal of approval sounds more like the elephant's seal.
Speaker 14 (39:13):
And I say, you're not going to finish yours and
yours up a tasty let's have it done.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
So we boy was after all all the ones who
wanted to have fun.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Bailing you out of the tank eating my idea of fun.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
We need to get some food in it. Come on
cad Berry. Spik is right, Let's get you a corn
dog or twelve. Hey, don't you fellas fill up on
corn dogs? There's a big onion eating contest starting up.
Still a seat open?
Speaker 9 (39:56):
What do you say?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I don't think that's what we want.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
I need to gone down.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Sign me up?
Speaker 20 (40:03):
Oh this just keeps getting better Back in England, Sir,
he was the Berkfordshire belly.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Hey, what's age? Thirty? Two toads in the hole in
five minutes I'm shooing.
Speaker 16 (40:16):
Oh but I don't think.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
I'll put fifty bucks out of toad eater and your mark.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Gets in Cadbury. No, no, I can't watch.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Whoa Let him go like the Hogy snapples.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Looks like everybody else is lipping up Cadbury.
Speaker 9 (40:36):
You win?
Speaker 6 (40:37):
Why are you walking?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Your records?
Speaker 24 (40:38):
Draw?
Speaker 5 (40:39):
No, you'll slow down in a minute.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
It can't be good for him.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
I'll leave of alone. He's having a ball.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
How many is that?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
I lost count at fifty? Where's he putting him?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Beats me? Will wake me up when he's done?
Speaker 9 (40:55):
What?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Hey, stupid, wake up?
Speaker 23 (41:02):
He's done?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
How many?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Don't know? Just ran out? They're closing the festival early
on account of it.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Holy pete, look at him? He swollen up like a tick.
How you feeling, Cad Barricks.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Fools?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Can I do anything for you?
Speaker 10 (41:21):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Stand back?
Speaker 1 (41:24):
What does see you?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Live?
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Approvals up?
Speaker 7 (41:33):
This should take a while.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, let's come back later.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
How about next week? I don't want to be here
for the second half. You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (41:44):
It was.
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's a big showing the radio rolling through your Tuesday,
April twenty second, our feature tracking the Big show bed
Box taking Catberry to the Vidalia Onion Festival, and it
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mag the Hut, all the boys down there by day
(00:49):
right now, let's blame.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hold it Barry Bridge, the gap, it's coming there, it is,
I mean, beat the blonde. Let's meet our contestant.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We got James out of Warner Robins, Georgia. We'll just
talking about Georgia. Hey James, good morning, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm doing good man, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So you know, just picture Marcy's head on Randy's body.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't even want to do that. Yeah, let's just
not worry about you. Just agree or disagree. What do
you think Randy's right or wrong? Two bells before two
buzzers and you win. We go lon Tiger's prize pack.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, then, so Rand, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
An ancient Egypt, every able bodied man was required to
spend several months a year working on something.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
What this time of year, I'd probably say they're taxes.
But no, that's no good.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Actually I just saw this on Discovery Channel. They did
a whole series and it was actually set aside time
for them, for them to work on their archery skills,
to work on their archery skills back in ancient Egypt
for the able bodied man. James, agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm a fad agree on that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You do agree?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
And God?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yet, what is what is Egypt famous for? Just what
do you fixt your ancient Egypt? Those big, big pointy things. No, not,
that's my doms ears. Yeah, the pyramids. The pyramids is
the right answer for that. Yeah, they're working, that's all right. Okay,
let's see if we can get a belt her.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Ranson a god for American businessmen who are going to Russia.
It tells them to one particular thing immediately after having
a glass of vodka.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh well, from what I've seen, at least you should
do another and another and another, So have another.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
No, I'm just messing.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
It is customary after you've been given a glass of
vodka to empty the glass and then smash it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So after they give you a glass of vodka, you
drink it and smash it.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Yes for newcomers.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
James, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Well, that's probably something I would do, so I'd probably
say agree on that.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, have a water Chaser's not nearly undramatic.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Businessman, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, James, a good thing, and we got a consolation
prize for you, buddy, so we'll make you happy before
we hang up on you.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
All right, all right, I appreciate it. You'll have a
good one.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We might need some more music for the grave. Yeah,
I can dance right on the hour top of your news.
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Right on the other side, we got our time capsulever
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They're gout April twenty second.
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Because our story opens, Dub is at the Big Show Studio,
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Speaker 8 (05:08):
Well, well, folks, I reckon, I'm going to head over
to the golf course.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Hey Dubb before you go, your son's on the phone.
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Thanks Johnny.
Speaker 12 (05:16):
Hello, Hi Dad, I just wanted to call it remind
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Hold in mold, I completely forgot you.
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Better stop buying the way home and pick up a
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Thanks calling son, I'll talk to you later.
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Yeah, hey Jackie, can I talk to you for a second.
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Sure?
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What's up?
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It's my wedding anniversary and I need to buy a
present for Floss. Got in the Audies an anniversary present?
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Huh?
Speaker 13 (05:44):
Yeah, I've been spending a lot of time away from
home later, so I need something really spacial.
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Hey, what kind of present would your husband buy for you?
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Well, if you really wanted to get back on my
good side, he might go buy me some of that
sexy lingerie at Victoria's Secrets place over at the mall.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
Oh yes, say that might work?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You really think so?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Sure? That's perfect? Thanks, jack can see you later.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Bye.
Speaker 16 (06:08):
Dub, Hey, Johnny, you know what I think Adub might
be a little freaky.
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into Victoria's Secret.
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I was just looking at that big post over there.
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I might take that out to her.
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I need to buy an anniversary gift from my wife.
Speaker 17 (06:46):
Okay, what sort of gift were you interested in?
Speaker 15 (06:50):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (06:51):
How that little sea through numbers that stephan is wearing
over there?
Speaker 17 (06:55):
Ah, the Ultrasher body suit. That's one of our best sellers.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
I can see why.
Speaker 17 (07:02):
Well, it's on special this week for thirty nine to
ninety five. Do you know what size your wife wears?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Gee?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (07:09):
Well how tall is she?
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Well, she's about your height.
Speaker 17 (07:12):
Do you know what her bra size is?
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Say size as my pants says? Party too long?
Speaker 18 (07:24):
Excuse me?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
That was a joke.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That was a punchline of a jacket.
Speaker 18 (07:33):
I see, I see.
Speaker 17 (07:34):
Well, why don't I just guess you can always exchange
it later?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Sounds good to me. Can you put that in a
gift box?
Speaker 17 (07:41):
Certainly, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'll be right back a few minutes later. Dub arrives
at home. Yeah, is that you.
Speaker 18 (07:49):
You gonna play golf?
Speaker 9 (07:50):
If you left the.
Speaker 13 (07:51):
Radio station, I couldn't play golf on a space of
day like today.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
It's our anniversary.
Speaker 15 (07:57):
Oh, dub you remembered, for sure you'd forget. Say, is
this victorious secret wrapping paper?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Sure is?
Speaker 13 (08:05):
Why don't you take that upstairs or unwrapping and mate
me in the den right here in the middle of
the day.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Yep, I put that Jim Nighbors album on the stereo.
Speaker 18 (08:17):
Up I think you might be a little bit of
a freak.
Speaker 11 (08:22):
Be right back, barn FLOSSI runs upstairs to the bedroom
to unwrap her gift.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Land sakes this thing so sure I can see right
through it.
Speaker 18 (08:33):
Oh well, here goes nothing off of Pete's sake.
Speaker 15 (08:40):
There's no way I'm gonna be able to fit into
this thing.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's two sizes too small.
Speaker 15 (08:44):
Whatn't no well am I gonna do? He's waiting for
a hot little sex part to come walking down those stairs.
Oh well, I guess the only thing to do is
go down there completely naked. That ought to get his
motor running.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Okay, I'm in. That's sweety. I couldn't find the Jim
Nabors for album.
Speaker 15 (09:07):
That's okay, sugar pie, Maybe you'll find this a little
more entertaining.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Uh well, I've the dog gone. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
What's wrong, sweetie?
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (09:16):
The woman at them all charged me forty bucks for
that thing, and she didn't even earn it.
Speaker 19 (09:28):
We hope you've.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
Enjoyed John Boy and Billie Playhouse. Tune in again next
time when we'll hear dubs.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Hello's sign is Dad? Any chance I might be able
to sleep over at your house tonight, Jaun Boy and Billy,
we may have to nip this thing in the butt.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
Good morning rad yell dumb right, Good morning lest big
(10:17):
shoan al Radio.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
All right, the more get around action.
Speaker 20 (10:25):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
double chin jiggling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode The Castaways. As our story opens, Harry is
celebrating his six month anniversary being stranded on a desert
island with Kate Upton. Kate, Kate, Katie, Dinner's ready.
Speaker 18 (10:48):
It's Kate, not Katie, not Caterino, not cataland ding dong Kate.
Speaker 16 (10:54):
Oh, I'm sorry I forgot Kate. I hope you're hungry.
Speaker 18 (10:58):
Wow, look at this spread, grilled snapper, mango, relish, wild garlic.
What's the special occasion?
Speaker 16 (11:06):
Well, I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 20 (11:07):
Today mark six months since we were stranded in this
tropical paradise six months.
Speaker 18 (11:12):
Ugh, don't remind me.
Speaker 20 (11:14):
Well, yeah, I was wondering, since I went all out
for the dinner, if you could do something special for.
Speaker 18 (11:20):
Me as long as it's not too weird.
Speaker 16 (11:23):
What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 18 (11:25):
I'm not recreating a swimsuit cover. I'm not going to
pretend to be your third grade teacher and spank you.
And we're not going to play Tarzan and Jane up
in the tree tops. I've still got chigger bytes.
Speaker 16 (11:35):
No no no no, no, no, no no, no, nothing
like that.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Here, put on some of my old clothes.
Speaker 18 (11:41):
You want me to put on clothes that's different?
Speaker 16 (11:44):
And can I call you Pete? He was my best
friend and I really miss it.
Speaker 18 (11:50):
Oh that sweet? Sure, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 16 (11:53):
Okay, and one last thing, Pete, take this piece of
burnt wood and draw a mustache on your upper lip.
Speaker 18 (11:59):
I know where the mustache goes there.
Speaker 16 (12:03):
That's perfect. You look just like him sort of.
Speaker 18 (12:07):
Oh so Pete was a thirty six triple D. So
what else do I need to know?
Speaker 20 (12:11):
Oh, don't worry about that, Pete boy. Do I have
some juicy gossip for you, Pete? Guess who I've been
sleeping with for the last six months, And how we
hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Could you
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do up those top two buttons? Pete wasn't a slunt?
Tune in next time when we'll hear the pervy tribal
chieftain who has a crush on Pete.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
No Big Show's on a radio?
Speaker 21 (12:49):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 19 (13:05):
Huh they won that, you know, Good morning, that's.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
A big showing the radio right here, man for a while.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Day in history, the Hell's Angels two months after.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
They buried their leader. Ye, they buried his motorcycle. That's right,
so yeah, so good work.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Lais Lawn Cemetery still in here, San Francisco.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
You can still see.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He'll go visit, leave some flowers for his motorcycle.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
One a bunch of stoops, one like our motorcycle gang.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, we were tough when we called our agent Murray.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Hello, Red Hot Tunant Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Hey, it, mister Bestow. Oh this is yeah John boy
Billy here. How's it going seal?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Well? Actually things are pretty groofy right now.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Uh sounds like you might have a new boyfriend.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Well not quite, but I'm working on.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yeah, who is it?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Dumb the guy from John boy Billy Playhouse our dub.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
Yeah, we met when he came out to pick up
the script. You know, he's really talented. Played the part
of the slightly clueless older guy.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
He was great, sill.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
He is a slightly clueless older guy.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
I know a honk too. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Now you talking about the dub that we know right?
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yes, sil don't you think that I don't know. He
might be a little old for you.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Hey, just because the ceiling leaks doesn't mean there's not
free on in the air conditioner. What I mean, just
because he's got shingles doesn't mean his glass door doesn't
go up.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What are you talking about it?
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I think all people are always say when they want
you to know they've still got it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh, snow on the road doesn't mean there's not fire
in the furnace. Yeah, but why dub, Hey, why not dub?
Speaker 9 (15:28):
Look, I've tried dating guys my age. I've tried younger men.
They're all the same, They're only interested in themselves. I'm
sick of all of that, Jimbo. I'm ready for an older,
more experienced gentleman, a man who's been places, he's seen things,
a man who appreciates the simple things in life, like
a good cup of coffee, then another good cup of coffee,
(15:50):
and maybe even another good coming.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Dub can put away the coffee?
Speaker 9 (15:54):
Can? They don't what makes us perfect for each other.
I spent my whole life making coffee. He's his heart drinking.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I just hope you know what you're doing. You know
your relationships.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It starts out good, but something always happens, a big
ugly scene at the ends.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Dub would never do that. I don't think he's got
the energy to make a big ugly And I'm a
big girl. I can handle myself.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah you say so? Is Murray inn hold On?
Speaker 9 (16:25):
I last him?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Thank you, Murray Bobby On two.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Don't make that fake?
Speaker 8 (16:33):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 12 (16:35):
Hell like him about my right love you? I mean it?
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:38):
So I think you've met my receptionist in and Nicole.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Smith sounds like she's got a little thing for the dubber.
Speaker 12 (16:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to put the kaibash on that
one real quick, because you're at right Hotel Incorporated. We
don't believe in employees dating clients.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Client woman, dubb is a client.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Sure, just sign him up a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Well, what can you do for him?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Why?
Speaker 12 (16:58):
The same thing I've done for you and Bobby.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You're gonna bring his career to a screeching halt and
start ducking his phone calls.
Speaker 12 (17:05):
Very funny. Actually, we think Dove has real potential here.
There are several upcoming projects he's perfect for, like why Well,
there's Candy Shack the musical with Tom Arnold as Al
Cervik and Tony Danza as Judge Smells w spotlighted as
mister Havercam and the show stopping Golly I'm Hot Today
(17:25):
production though. Oh, he's also reading for the part of
spaced Out Old Guy on the Golf Course and the
upcoming Little Caesars commercial. And he's up for a guest
shot on Er as spaced out old Guy overcome by
heat exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
In other words, Dove is getting more action in less
than a week than we've gotten in almost fifteen years,
and what can I say?
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Sometimes a star just pops up out of nowhere. You know, Hey,
maybe you'd have more luck if you'd spend more time
auditioning and less time driving around with that motorcycle gang
of yours. The grab aces.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's the candy now whatever.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
I am working on a couple of new merchandising opportunities
for your new motorcycle game. Oh really, hey, dig this
After a long heart ride on your hog, you wipe
yourself down with the official candy aces Moist.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Tallett, moist toilet.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Sure, it's a natural. We'll call them Jimbo and Bobby's
ace white.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
You.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
We'll talk that over. Maybe, I don't know how about
a chain.
Speaker 12 (18:28):
Of pool hols called the Eighth Holes.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 12 (18:33):
I got a skin Caro Slon that does manicures. We'll
call it aces and elbows.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
May the stupidest ideas I've ever heard?
Speaker 9 (18:43):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (18:43):
Who put a bug up your ace?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You man?
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Jimbo is kidding, kid, because I loan you know. I
love you, mother, Mike Folk, You're my number one guys.
The straw that stirs my drink, that hold on a
bigger name of the lot. Oh, dub okay, come the
hold on, let me get rid of these guys. Jim oh, yeah,
(19:09):
number one guys to shirt and drank, YadA yaday. I
gotta go. Let's take a lunch thing later. Have you
on machine call my machine right. If you go out
riding today, please be careful. You wouldn't want to end
up with your ah in a sling.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's Billy him too and Jimbo.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
What Good morning. Big Shows on the radio coming up.
We'll play wordy word for do disorm of the swag
from World lawn Mowers. Click on the boundery at the
Big Show dot com check it out. Hang on win
a ten minutes right now, Time for sports with a
pack Man. He's going to see you not work in
the big ESPN. Good morning, mister Mark Packer.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Good morning, John Boy. Good talking to you again.
Speaker 22 (19:53):
I was just thinking, Johnny, you know it's been what
two weeks since we last got a little sports report,
right you think of all stuff that's happened, is the
last time you and I had a conversation. Rory McElroy
won the Masters and completed the Grand Slam in dramatic fashion.
Was unbelievable television and came to sixth man to win
the Grand Slam.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
So that was kind of cool.
Speaker 22 (20:13):
The NBA Playoffs are underway, right and again, somehow, John boyd.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Somehow, the NBA.
Speaker 22 (20:19):
Playoffs are going on without our beloved Charlotte Hornets, who
this year went nineteen and sixty three.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Johnny.
Speaker 22 (20:27):
The Hornets have not won a playoff series since two
thousand and two. Wow, two thousand and two. And again,
you know, people say whatever they want about the NBA.
And again Curry went off the other night. Was awesome
Game one win for Golden State. But to think that
Michael Jordan sold that franchise, at least his portion, he's
(20:48):
still got minority stake. I believe he sold it though
for three billion dollars. Not three billion, Johnny. They have
not won a playoff series since two thousand and two.
The last time I checked it was twenty twenty five.
I mean, that is a businessman right there. NASCAR last week,
John boy.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Listen, NASCAR.
Speaker 22 (21:09):
Last week we celebrated the Easter weekend, first time in
three yard three years in NASCAR.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
Folks didn't even race on Eastern So that was kind
of unique.
Speaker 22 (21:17):
College football, which is, you know, how much our level
of Southern Pride football.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
How about all the drama at the University of Tennessee.
Speaker 22 (21:24):
This kid, Nico e mla Ava, he was making over
two and a half million dollars and said, no, I
don't think I need some more. And so Tennessee come
into road. And so now he's out at UCLA. This
crazy transfer portal, the name, image and likeness was just
driving everybody crazy. I mean, that's college football, Johnny. And
(21:44):
to show you how crazy it is closer to home,
you know, got Bill Belichick. He's now running show for Carolina.
They got this transfer portal kid last week. I'm from
University of Maryland, big defensive lineman by name of Levon Johnson.
He commits the Bill Llicheck in the morning. The afternoon
he signed with Texas. He just went Maryland to Carolina,
(22:06):
Carolina to Texas.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Hey show me the money. Just write me a check
and let's go.
Speaker 22 (22:10):
Maybe that spring football it's wrapping up. It's all over
the place. Major League Baseball, Johnny, it's crazy. You can't
even keep up with this nonsense. Then he got major
League Baseball. All my Braves fans are like a pack
of the season's over. No, it's not the Braves got
their three games sweep over the weekend. They beat the
Minnesota Twins. I know they've been in the last place
all year, but we only got like nineteen thousand more
(22:32):
days of baseball, So Braves fans need to chill out.
Speaking of college baseball, the SEC and the ACC, they're
completely dominanting. You go look at the top twenty five, Johnny,
it's nothing but SEC teams and ACC team So the
road to Omaha in June will be out of sight.
And then you got this week. The biggest story this
week is probably gonna be the NFL Draft. It gets
(22:54):
started on Thursday. And again, if it's not cam Ward
the quarterback from Miami going number one, I'll be shocked.
I think that's gonna be your game, lock set match,
let it rip. And of course he had a fantastic
year with the Canes last year, but it looks like
he's gonna be the number one pick. And what happens
after that is anybody's guess. It's always a crazy not
that first round coming up Thursday night. That's what we
(23:16):
got going on the last two weeks. So everybody says, man,
it's such a slow time in sports. Nonsense, there is
all kinds of stuff going on, Johnny. You got even
the NHL playoffs are going on. Will Wade, the new
basketball coach at NC State, he was got the siren
going on the other night Cane's won game one of
their playoffs. So whatever you want, man, you can find
(23:36):
something going on in the world of sports.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
It's a cool time of the year.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And I've told you all. Mark Packer will catch us
up in about three and a half minutes. And don'g
going as you did in that, buddy, But.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Don't add Johnny, don't ask me about this transfer portal.
I swear to God crazy the span.
Speaker 22 (23:54):
Of this five minute conversation, there'll still be another twenty
five dudes that jumped in the portal or changed their mind,
got a bigger check going somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
And these coaches are making a ton of money. But man, alive,
how they put together rosters. It is bazar. I've never
seen anything like it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Why so, Bill Belichick in North Carolina, you know you
think that was gonna bring some people in to Chapel Hill.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And this one the kid just stayed for a day.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
He just wanted to eat at the rat Scaler and
Chapel Hill and then he's gone, what's going on?
Speaker 22 (24:24):
Man?
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Not not even a day, Johnny.
Speaker 22 (24:26):
He got a biscuit from time out or something and said,
you know what, Texas has got Texas toes Tomasa. Ye,
let me go try that out again. You know, like
even north Killin is leading sack guy from a year ago,
bo Atkinson, who's.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
A really good player.
Speaker 22 (24:41):
As soon as that transfer portal opening last week, he's gone,
I'm thinking, dude again. These student athletes, they are entitled
to do whatever they want. I hope they all make
more money than God. I'm all for everybody making as
much money as they can. You got a chance to
play for Bill Belichick and one of the greatest coaches
in the history of mankind. He's a defensive mastermind, and
you're a defensive guy, caroll On.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
But you know, I don't know where he's going to go.
It might be Georgia, it may be Alabama. Whoever writes
to check these days.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
Man it is.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
It is a crazy business. But if you're a fan,
it could be frustrating. But man, that's why I don't
worry about all these weight way wait too early. Preseason
Top twenty five polls man. Nobody even knows what a
roster looks like. So again we'll see what happens.
Speaker 22 (25:21):
Cooper Flagg, by the way, the worst kept secret in
the history of basketball, He's decided to go in the
NBA Draft. So Cooper Flag's not coming back to Duke.
He's gone. So again that you're totally up to speed.
I've covered every sport known de man in a span
of five minutes since the last time.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
You united spoke.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I'll go get on the couch this afternoon watch you
on the ac scene.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
That work. Good work, my buddy.
Speaker 12 (25:44):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Thank you so much. Pack Have a great rest of
your week, buddy. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Sounds good, John Bore, take care.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's the boy. Run there, Mark Packer, all run it, Dan,
But let's go and play our game.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Called wordy Word. Two rounds right now, one eight hundred.
Big show you told free line get contests, do it next.
(26:27):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday, April twenty second. All right, and Mary, it's
our featured track from the Big Show. Bit bogs this morning,
jacking out keywords onion festival.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
All right, we don't try and do this. Yon know,
Tayer ain't here today. She's in France. Talk about bad
I've never used that one to moves work? All right,
I'm in France. Then we'll find out about her tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Right now, it looks like it's gonna be me and
Randy and let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, first, one's get it going.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Paying a wordy word? Not a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
We got a husband and a wife right here. Duke
and Ashley from Manning, South Carolina. Good morning, Ashley, Good morning,
Good morning, Duke, good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Hey, all right, y'all.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
What we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Here's a couple of hounds of wordy words. So it's
gonna be me and Duke on one team. It'll be
Randy and Ashley on the other, Randy filling in for
Tator as you know today. All right, Ashley, you relax.
Let's see what me and your hubby can do for
the first thirty seconds. You ready, Duke, I'm ready, all right,
(27:47):
start the clock.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm gonna mail you a letter. What did boyman holding
tom out? I'm supposed to run the clock? Ow do network?
I said, no worry, I got it?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Tell me that long?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, where is it?
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Right there? Jackie?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
All right, I got the thirty second stopwatch?
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Just lot on me.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
All right, duke, we're starting all over. Okay, ready, go,
I'm gonna mail you a letter.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
What is your.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Career?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
To blank and serve, police, to blank and serve. Come
over here. I will I won't let anything happen to you.
I will blank you.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Okay, Yeah, that's it. Okay, Now let's see the blank
is history? What blank? Are you studying with the blank
in school?
Speaker 5 (28:38):
That you tach?
Speaker 9 (28:40):
Uh? No?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Y'ott meus is a bad example. Well so I think
I got one, beil, but I miss doing too. So
what we got two on the board?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
You?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
All right? Two on the board? All right? Ashley and Randy,
oh boy, but they're around one.
Speaker 23 (28:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Ready you get you away and I'm gonna pay attention
thirty seconds. All right, here we go? All right, are
you ready.
Speaker 19 (29:03):
And go?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So subjects will be subjects, all right.
Speaker 18 (29:10):
You were?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
It's a little tiny house up on a hill maybe
in the mountains. They have a name for it, not
not cabin. It's a sweet little can you run the clock, louder,
I can really hear me.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I got it.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
It's a small little house like you know, it might
be in the Alps. Yeah, no way, that's right.
Speaker 16 (29:40):
There's your word.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Okay, let me say so, Duke got one gouse, Randy
said subject, and the word was subject.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
That happens. So three for Duke, none for Ashley. But
here goes me and Duke for the next thirty seconds.
All right, I got it right here.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
All right, Duke, we're picking up on last one. Start
the cluck. Now, you eat this when you're on a dye.
Blank cheese. No, a little house, a nice little house,
like Grandy was saying. And then I'm saying, you eat
this on a die. It's white and it's lumpy, blank
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cheese in a container.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
What sour sour? That's not a house of sour, sour gray. Oh,
you're back on the gray.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
No cheese.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
But anyway, all right, none on that side. So let's
see if we can get a mercy killing in here somewhere.
Speaker 18 (30:43):
So I guarantee you the people in their cars are
going crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You're gonna get all right, We're still on that last word,
no matter what.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
All right, Ashley and Randy come on, Ashley ready, go
what you got it now?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Ashley?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
It's cottage.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's a down it. It's just said it, all right.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
So you might put one of these at your front door.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
It's a blank mat door mat no, and it's it
tells your guests come on in you will there you go?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
So they have one of these in the park. You'll
throw pennies in it.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Make a wish, you will know it's there.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
You go, yeah, And you have this when you go
to the movies. It's a salty treat part. Uh huh,
you bet your god.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh man, leave y'all getting on a little roll there.
Once we got the hard cottage out of the way,
there is a clock turned down.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Four to three. Ashley leeds, alrighty, then here we go.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Wait a minute, that's it.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
What's that so, Ashley one? Yeah, well you sure did
this over.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
It is over.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That's who else. I was ready to jump back in
there with Noon commuter.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Four to three.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
The Battle of the Manning, South Carolina household goes to
your wife, Duke.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
We appreciate y'all a whole lot. I'm tired you are, y'all.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Hey all, we'll get you in the cool prize. Pect
appreciate y'all listening, playing with us down then Manning, thank you,
have fun. Good morning big shows on the radio. I
love that game. Sour and cream.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Now it's not a sum, it's not greams. Jeez, I'm
gonna let it go. You could all right, Well, let's
move on. Let's make somebody happy. Who gets it?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Mike up to another Hot Springs, Arkansas. Yeah, Mike, you buddy,
your bit request says this one is for me and
Ike's intern Patrick I Turner Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Please you got it? Mike coming up?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Good morning baby shows on the radios. Some of you
like to hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up on a John Boy and Biller facebook page.
Got Mike Upton of the Hot Springs Arkansas. Got your
guest right air, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Looking for a good deal on a new sleds come
on down to.
Speaker 20 (33:36):
The grand opening the ice trying to Cadillac bro Ham
wll we whooped hot prices like they was our mouth.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
The whochie had getting too big for her.
Speaker 20 (33:45):
Bridges, the two thousand and three vehicles. I'm moving on
in here like a hot new housekeeper and just like
in love, the new stuff coming in mean the old
stuff getting kicked to the curve. What would it take
to get on all up on the fine frame of
a d Vila El Dorado A lot less than you
think Home Skinner two thousand and three. Bro Ham Equist
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nine strip comes with rib spoiler, front spoiler spoiler, current feeler,
neon ground effect, chrome cheese, the Lynxen plate frame and
the all new knockout Who Your three thousand sound system
with AM and film cassette eight track c D d
v D MD twenty twenty at More practice the movie
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Just thirty nine, nine ninety nine. Got no job, we
don't care, Got bad credit, We don't care. Mister paymin now,
we got some problem. Put your foot right in the crack.
A high prices, but tyna capine bro Ham whell Value
(34:52):
give you a left dance every day on the Celebrity
Motor Mile between Dennis Rodman, Monster and Cedric the Entertainer
pontig you.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
A Gyncy good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
You're making your Cadberry album Gamo better bits for your
occasions from the bed box Onion Festival.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We'll get this adventure with Cadberry. Here we are a.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Big boy in time to break out that winning personality.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Who you talking to me or the penguin boat.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Let's try to get out of this little adventure in
one piece.
Speaker 24 (35:51):
Welcome to the Videlia Onion Festival. Did you lose a bet, sir?
Or whether they fall up at the awesome chick Glenn
hooton Enny.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
That's next week. If you're not gonna read the memos,
I'll stop sending them out.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
You two girls gonna keep squabbling? Or are we gonna
have some fun?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I vote for fun.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Cadbury Fund said, that's my boy. Look around, Cadbury. This
is what America is all about.
Speaker 23 (36:20):
Onions.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Uh No, Cadbury, the small town festival.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
It doesn't really matter what the symbol of the celebration is,
of pumpkin, of watermelon, maybe some ocra. It's about the
spirit of our founding fathers that continues to this day.
Man surviving by cooperating with Mother Nature, learning and growing
together throughout the centuries, building a sturdy foundation with solid
(36:46):
roots and with many branches reaching skyward like thankful hands
raised and praised to the heavens.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
That's what these festivals really mean.
Speaker 24 (36:55):
Oh, well spoken, sir, What stunning words springs a tea
into the eye.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Those are the onions, you dope. You ladies are done
with poetry corner. Let's find the damn corn dogs, dand
corn dogs?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Why buy food when we can fill up with the
sampling tables, A free buffeto of onion goodness.
Speaker 24 (37:17):
Onion relish, pickled onions, onion salad dressing. Well, all sounds
quite tasty.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I must admit that spreads for the amateurs. Now there's
stuff over here. This is for us, hardcore onion lovers.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Check it out.
Speaker 23 (37:30):
Onion marmalade, egging, onion pancakes with onion syrup, onion ice cream,
onion tea, onion triple half cafe latte, onion beer.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
Heard yeah, onion beer.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
You foreigners just love rhyming, don't you.
Speaker 24 (37:47):
Know, mister Spankey.
Speaker 16 (37:48):
That's what it says on the label.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Sounds like a great place to start. Hey, pile, let's
have three of them onion beers over here, No problem.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Mister hey stupid, I'm sure this's a good idea. You
know what mister French is like when he gets a
snoop ful. We'll have the Videlia Georgia's swat team out here.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I don't worry, Spanky, this is just for fun. You
don't think that stuff shirt will actually drink it?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Do you come home? It'll be good for a laugh.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
There you go, mister three onion beers, Nathan.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Cold, Here you go, Cad Barry, Spanky.
Speaker 19 (38:20):
Well.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
If it would make you happy.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Uh, alright, fellas, here's to you who you got a
bit of a whine to it. It's different, for sure.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Oh it's different all right. Tastes like a big cold
glass of onion squirts my time.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I assume hell to your health. Gentlemen, watch this? Who
told you? Holy moly, I figured he'd like it.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
You ever have English food?
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Robots full flavored?
Speaker 24 (39:00):
The essence of the onion gently kisses the carefully blended
hups and.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Grains, and of course.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
The seal of approval sounds more like the elephant's seal.
Speaker 14 (39:13):
And I say, you're not going to finish yours and
yours up a tasty let's have it done.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
So we boy was after all all the ones who
wanted to have fun.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Bailing you out of the tank eating my idea of fun.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
We need to get some food in it. Come on
cad Berry. Spik is right, Let's get you a corn
dog or twelve. Hey, don't you fellas fill up on
corn dogs? There's a big onion eating contest starting up.
Still a seat open?
Speaker 9 (39:56):
What do you say?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I don't think that's what we want.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
I need to gone down.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Sign me up?
Speaker 20 (40:03):
Oh this just keeps getting better Back in England, Sir,
he was the Berkfordshire belly.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Hey, what's age? Thirty? Two toads in the hole in
five minutes I'm shooing.
Speaker 16 (40:16):
Oh but I don't think.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
I'll put fifty bucks out of toad eater and your mark.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Gets in Cadbury. No, no, I can't watch.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Whoa Let him go like the Hogy snapples.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Looks like everybody else is lipping up Cadbury.
Speaker 9 (40:36):
You win?
Speaker 6 (40:37):
Why are you walking?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Your records?
Speaker 24 (40:38):
Draw?
Speaker 5 (40:39):
No, you'll slow down in a minute.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
It can't be good for him.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
I'll leave of alone. He's having a ball.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
How many is that?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
I lost count at fifty? Where's he putting him?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Beats me? Will wake me up when he's done?
Speaker 9 (40:55):
What?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Hey, stupid, wake up?
Speaker 23 (41:02):
He's done?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
How many?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Don't know? Just ran out? They're closing the festival early
on account of it.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Holy pete, look at him? He swollen up like a tick.
How you feeling, Cad Barricks.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Fools?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Can I do anything for you?
Speaker 10 (41:21):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Stand back?
Speaker 1 (41:24):
What does see you?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Live?
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Approvals up?
Speaker 7 (41:33):
This should take a while.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, let's come back later.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
How about next week? I don't want to be here
for the second half. You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (41:44):
It was.
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