April 23, 2025 • 43 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy kicks things off with his signature studio “mic test”.. - We’ll give AI Elvis’ “Baby Got Back” another spin.. - Tater rolls out another edition of Tatertainment News.. - The Playhouse dusts off a script involving the ghost of Robert D. Raiford.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes the pulpit to rail on what’s inside the High School’s Prom Gift Bags - Former Prince Charles calls in with a Lost Dog update.. - Tater returns to tell us What to Watch this week.. - and we’ll wrap up with Marvin Webster on stupid fast food product names…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't be
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good morning, This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William
on the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure
that Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
So when he's laid, it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh sir, I feel so got new to new loving
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at them.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, y'all. That's how he tests his microphone. Most people
go test one, two siblings, siblings, but no Johnny has
a flair, a bit of a flare.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So coming on loud and clear. All right, we're ready
to go for the next four hours and then the
John Boy Billy Late Risers podcast because you might not
be able to listen to the whole Big Show in
a row. These fun pot four hours, we're gonna be
(01:49):
celebrating Elvis Presley's first trip to Vegas. Not too good
for the later crowned King. We're talking about who was
all talking about? Joe Butler, Buddy Butler there when Jimmy
Henders was booed off the stage in Charlotte knowing a
dating history while back on people wanted to see the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Remember that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, so we're gonna do with that National Lost Dog
Awareness Day. Like I said, you know, we do take
requests and the final hour of every big show and
we do lost Dog. So, uh, I think we're awake.
My microphone's on. Yeah, yeah, I think most of the
pollen's gone. I think it's just.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, it sounds like you've got most of it in
your nose.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Trying to be positive about this whole spring.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yees pretty much there's a big storm coming, so that
you know that should do you all right?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Looking forward to that? Uh, let's see. So yeah, so
we're awake and uh we're we're on big shows on
the radio. Good more than big shows on the radio.
Let's bring this first prize back out. I got there's
a hat, t shirt, and tumbler and the twenty five
dollars gas card from LAWD Tigers. I'll fill up your motorcycle.
(03:04):
Lord Tigers, representing injured drivers for over two decades, LAWD Tigers.
You never ride alone. Look at our three dates in
history and we'll get our three categories. You know the
way we do here oh, you got it. I've hit
it six times. Okay, I get it. I'll just go
ahead and start nineteen eighty eight. There it is a
(03:27):
federal ban, thank you. A federal ban on smoking during
domestic airline flights of two hours or less went into effect.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I can't believe that we used to be able to
smoke on airplanes.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I mean, and I smoked at that time. I remember
smoking on an airplane thinking this is cool. And now
you look back and go, what are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It was wow? Man?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
All right? Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Three US troops rescued Army PFC Jessica Lynch from a
hospital in Iraq, where she had been held prisoner since
her unit had been ambushed nine days earlier. Yeah, pretty
cool rescue there. And finally, twenty twenty, during the NFL draft,
LSU quarterback Joe Burrow was the first round pick by
(04:14):
the Cincinnati Bengals. He's turning out just fine. Now you go, Joe.
And the NFL draft is tomorrow night. Tomorrow night will
be around one. We're gonna get Jalen. It looks like Jackie.
Get to know him. I need him inside the scoop
on her No news Panthers.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You think of what she knows him just because I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Gonna be You don't worry about what I think. You
worry about what I know, and I know. We are
ready to play it one eight hundred Big Shows. You
told free Lie. We do Outburst next. Good morning. This
(05:13):
is a big Shan Radio Wednesday, April twenty third, our
feature track from the Big Show. Big Box, marm and
Webster stupid names for fast food products, good stuff, marv
keywords fast food, hit a bit box at the Big
Shows dot com Upburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Shon Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
Big Prize per Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
This should be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
When you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest time.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
You have the best time.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Let's say, hey Dwayne from Rogersville, Can I say we Dwayne?
Good morning, buddy, Good morning a man? All right, Well, Dwayne,
(06:20):
let's just get to it, shall we. I don't blame Yeah, okay,
so let's do it in five seconds. Give us three
things that you can have on an airplane. Ready to go?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Phone, food, headphone man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, you're ready, We'll give us three places in the
Middle East.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Ready to go, all right, Iraq, Iran, Turkey, and for.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The win, three NFL quarterbacks, Ready go, Joe.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Burrow, Brack Young, Patrick Mahon.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Had a boy, Dwayne, you got the big old Lord
Tiger's prize back. We'll get it over to Rogers Millefore
you appreciate you. Listen, buddy, byday went they were top
of your news and told you about Elvison's first visit
(07:16):
to Vegas. Sitdn't turn out to anyone just handling. He
was singing, we'll come good morning. That's a big show
(07:58):
on the radio. All right, man, he got ai Elvis
standing Bibles. I'm just looking at that. It was on
this date, April twenty third, nineteen fifty six. But Elvis
Presley played Vegas for the first time. It wasn't received warmly,
booting his statum right like that. In nineteen fifty six,
I was a one month though, one month old, little
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little Johnny and Graham, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Wow, I was still at itch and my daddy's.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Richer only way back from Myrtle Beach. Fact. No, that's pretty,
that's pretty neig. Who would have thought, man, Jay Wade
and Frankie. That little boy, you know he's gonna be
hanging out with Billy Stanley, Elvis's stepbrother later on in
life at his job was Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Shut up, it's the stories.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well it was. I was saying, you know, well, Els
a little before his time. Man, what have you told
that same little boy Graham, North Carolina gonna be songs
about big butts playing on the radio. Hey, I Elvis, and.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Maybe this wouldn't if you don't play it soon, We're
not gonna have time.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm landing this plane right now here. You go, hold on?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Oh what I gat?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
But Sanna cannot lie.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You are the brothers a canta de night.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
That wasn't a girl waxing, but for any day you ain't.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Standing around in your face. You get sprung, you get
thro you get stray deep them the gens. She's wearing
a look, Tanna can't stop staring. Youve got back.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
My anaconda.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Don't want mine unless she got back the palms had
I'm begging or.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
He said out father, I said, go and find that.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Ju said double, you get sprug, you get throw, you
get scrub.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know it's us.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I'm thinking no.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Good. Wednesday morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
the weather is heating up, and so is a big
movie release schedule for the summer. And as usual, nothing
gets by a resident critic. Let's welcome back, Rabbi Myron
berg Stein show, Owe me homie. What's happening? How are you,
Rabbi hot?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
It's getting warmer outside a couple of days in there,
ninety What the hell do you do with spring?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You're fast.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
I can't step outside without making gravy. Give me a
damn break here, I'm eighty years old. No mouth, parwa
your dumbass. You can always move up north on then
give up show business.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So I guess you've been been to the movie.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
No.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
I come in here for the stimulating conversation and the
off chance that Marsie shows up without a tappa. And
again I'm a loser as usual, of course, I went
to the movie all run. So what you see? I
would be happy to tell you if you would shut
the hell up for two seconds.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Now.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
My great grandkids bugged me to take them with me,
so I had to see something kid friendly. In quotation marks,
I wanted to see that movie about the Last Supper
but they wanted to see snow White.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Did you go snow Way?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I told him to.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Pick something else, and they wanted to see this mind
shaft movie Minecraft.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That don't make no sense.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
The title, no, the movie, Oh what a mess. Here's
what the press really says. A mysterious portal posts four
misfits into the overworld, a bizarre cubic wonderland.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
The trive's on imagination.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
To get back home, they'll have the master the terrain
while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Craft named Steve. Sounds interesting, except it isn't.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
It's like Wizard of Ours for lazy, stupid people, except
everything in this ours is square.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
For some reason. It well, it's based on some video game.
Oh well, so now it makes perfect sense. That's why
it's craft.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
How the actors, well, I think I can shove it
up with one word. Nah, didn't know, oh you speak
the kids linguo. I didn't know you were hit to
that scene. I didn't know hardly anyone in it except
for that Awkwa guy from the Superhero stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Not his best Vike.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
But if I had to pick a bright spot in
a dull, dumb movie, it would be that funny fat
guy from Na Jo Mama and Karate Teddy Bear, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Jack Black. The actor you're thinking of is Jack Black.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I thought that was the actor whose face was so
leathery he looked like.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
A catchers mitt. Us Jack Palance.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
I thought that was the guy who could look left
and right at the same time, Us Jack Elum. I
thought that was the love boat guy, us Jack Jones.
I thought that was the show where friends sat around
slapping each other in the crunches.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Us Jackass.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
I thought that was the guy with the beautiful hair
that said book him, Danny Boy.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
That's Jack Lord.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
I thought that was the clown and the dunts hat
kind to sell me a baker, Us Jack and the Boss.
I thought that was the guy with the orange skin
that only works one day in October.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's Jack o'lanlorn. So who the hell am I thinking?
Jack Black? Oh you what a kiss on that guy?
Speaker 9 (14:10):
More crass on his face than Liberachi's chinos.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
What are you?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I think he never heard a sunblocker moisturizer. He was
beef jerking in a stetson O the movies. Ah well,
I give it one and a half. Yamaka mostly because
I like the aqua guy. I don't know you might
have a different opinion. I mean, if you live in
your mother's basement and play games all day and movech
food like a bum, I'm sure this is your favorite
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movie of the year. But for guys like me, I
need more. See I read books. Maybe you heard of them.
It's like a whole movie in your head. I don't
need Fatnight or Mario injected into my veins like some sort.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Of cyber junkie.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
But you, your bastard, You got no taste, no education,
no clue. You are society's brighten and a shame to
your pas. Do I oil the favor and don't breathe.
We don't need any more stupid deadbeats. We're full of
the fix. You For thirty five bucks, your bastard, I'm paying,
but it is possible that I could be grown.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Go in peace, but be.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Sure to see him that name.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
It's cheaper, your bastard, good more.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Than everybody more. Big show to come. Hang where you.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Are, yo?
Speaker 11 (15:30):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (15:32):
This is Ike And for all the five one one
you need on all things Rednick, Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bidley right here on
the big show. I listened to something there of my
own self. But white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the
knob in the candle. Patrick, never mind piece out.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Just
wanted to thank my wife. Wanted to say thank all
your listeners who lit a candle for Pearl, my dog.
You know you say on the job on Billy and
Facebook page. That deal the way we got let Pearl
goes pretty pretty neat big place that's called in Charlotte
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and around this area of North Carolina. Lapse of love
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(17:16):
in that situation. Then y'all know, we'll talk about just
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I guess most of you. You know our listeners, man,
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as well. Let us know about your old dogs when
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on the Big Show and take requests all right, but
first tin entertainment news and minutes Big Show rolls on
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up. We
played John Boys every day we go to week at
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the winter. That means somebody's gonna win one hundred than
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Right now, it's time for Ta Tatan News and here's
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our girl, Marcy tater More.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
Hello, boys, said by Hey, Justin Bieber's in the news.
Justin Bieber's been in the tabloids all of his life,
but lately because he's looking very thin and people are saying,
spreading rumors that maybe he's into the drugs.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Maybe not.
Speaker 13 (18:36):
Others are saying, like the Hollywood Reporter, that his relationships,
mental health, church and finances are all up in the air,
all right. His reps responded by denying that Bieber is
deep in debt.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
He said, they said, quote like.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
He can't afford to eat, and that's why he's cain.
Speaker 13 (18:52):
And they're saying that basically, the tabloids are always trying
to picture an you know, paint and unflattering picture of
Justice GiB If he is financially overstretched, it's due to
the cancelation of the Justice Tour and his massive real
estate holdings. According to the Reporter, They claim that Bieber
still owes around twenty million from the canceled tour that
(19:13):
he did a couple of years ago. He's also overspent
on six mansions and the renovations in Beverly Hills, Palm
Springs and Idaho.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
How do you know, Well, most of the expenses went
to like a fire pole and a water slide, you
know that kind of stuff he had.
Speaker 13 (19:30):
It grew up with all those millions last summer. Justin
Bieber cut ties with his inner circle. This is another
speculation that that's the reason why he's in trouble, including
his security chief, his manager Scooter Braun, who we all
know is not the best guy, and Scooter had a deputy,
so he cut ties with him. So Bieber now manages
himself do it myself, and it's having mixed results. According
(19:53):
to the reporter. He relies greatly on his spiritual advisor,
Pastor Judah Smith of the non denominational church Home is
the church that he belongs to, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
And he also had a baby, so maybe the baby's
keeping him up. Not him, but his wife had a baby,
so like an how old is justin the thirty early thirties?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, he's early thirties.
Speaker 13 (20:15):
I think he's been famous since he was like fifteen
sixteen was found on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That's right, Yeah, justin.
Speaker 13 (20:23):
Worry about the boy.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Hey.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
Relationship news. Over Easter weekend, they went official with their
social media Elizabeth Hurley is dating. Just take a guess
anyone drivers now?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
No, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 14 (20:39):
Billy Ray Cyrus, Billy photographic proof baby.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Okay, hold on one moment.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
There they are right there.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I had it.
Speaker 15 (20:51):
So.
Speaker 13 (20:51):
The couple who met while filming the twenty twenty two
holiday movie Christmas in Paradise shared this photo on Instagram
showing the I'm looking on LOVYDV.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Which one was which?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, Bill dark Hair, go back to the mullet, Billy Ray,
come on, man and give.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Me ten minutes. I'd put John Boy in there.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You know the photo shot me with Billy Ray.
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Yeah, they captured the photo Happy Eastern with a big
old heart emoji.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Elizabeth Hurley. So that's the one that when play in
the romantic comedies would.
Speaker 13 (21:25):
Like, right, Yeah, she was in bedazzled. Uh she's the
British actress who was tied to Hugh Grant. To Hugh
Grant got in all his little trouble with Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Well there's that. What happened to hear while he was
all hooked up.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
With her was like, dude, really, you're stepping out on this.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Somewhere. Was one of them all right.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
Serena Williams has denied that her Super Bowl crip walk
at the halftime show was to drag a former boyfriend, Drake.
Speaker 9 (21:57):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
You know, it wasn't about him, she said, as I
would never do that, she said, Obviously I can see
how someone would think that, but absolutely not. I have
never had negative feelings towards him. That was at the
time Magazine.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And I missed the first part of that.
Speaker 13 (22:13):
That's no, that's just to drag means that I wasn't
doing that to.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know, what was she doing?
Speaker 13 (22:19):
She did the crip walk. You watched the whole halftime show,
yeah right, And so Kendrick Lamar had those little lines
that not like us and and was there was that
whole Drake you know reference in the song and they
were out and then they turned to her and she's
doing the crip walk. And so everyone was speculating because
we had no had no format to follow about.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Like why Justin Bieber is skinning something like that on
the same.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Their job.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
In my defens I was using the bathroom during the
time of the Super Bowl. Most I miss that much.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah right.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
And Nate Pergatzi will host the Emmy Award on CBS
Nate that happens in September. No, so he has been
tagged to host that show.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah go Nate Nate Burgatzia. All right, Ty, well, thank
you very much. Whatever, don't drag me now, Well, I
won't do the crib walk, cra cra. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Okay,
(23:27):
I'm ready, I've got the bullsnut prized flag. Let's get
the questions here.
Speaker 16 (23:32):
See real you know it fell on the floor there right,
don't worry exercise. Oh, yesterday's question review and we were
finding out that true fans of the ghost Honting mystery
solving cartoon canine.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Could you make that intro a little longer round?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, sure, we will know.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Scooby Doo is just his nickname. His real name is this?
What is Scubert? Yes, Scupert, I'm gonna get over there
all right. Today John Board Jeopardy. This is the number
one food allergy in the United States of America. Hot pockets?
What ain't under a Big Show? You told? Free line?
(24:18):
We go, do we get a winner? We play John
Board Jeopardy And next Good Morning, This will Big Show
(24:49):
on the radio. Humming through your home day Wednesday about
twenty third feature track from The Big Show. Vin Bonds,
morm and wednessare o bro old calls got stupid names
for fast food products. He's very observed on our march.
There's your keywords fast food. Hit the Big Box app
the Big Show dot com here right now, let's find
(25:09):
jes live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and now
a man who just loves fast food, even subway.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
You know now that post.
Speaker 17 (25:19):
Jared, Hey, I might I like sandwiches and people my
own age subway.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Please don't think of pedophilia. He's John Boy joys Now.
Let's I heard it, Jay out of Sylvester, Georgia. Good morning, Jay,
Good morning, John Boy. Hey buddy, welcome. Look at you
up and adam you getting the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. Jay. Let's see what you got.
(25:47):
This is the number one food allergy in the United States.
Speaker 11 (25:53):
Meal?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
You going with milk? Let's say what.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Lot?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Good work on you? And Jay? I always hope peanuts
is I guess that's some more TALKA gets all the press. Yea,
so number one is milk. Number two is eggs. Yeah,
then you got your peanuts and your tree nuts. And
so when you wait and I'm still wondering what a
gluten is, So y'all watch the gluten. Yes, hey, Jay,
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Speaker 15 (27:16):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Speaker 17 (27:33):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Night
of the Living Rayford. As our story opens, a group
of tricker treaters from Brushywood Elementary School makes their way
down a dark street on Halloween night.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Stop touching me?
Speaker 11 (27:51):
Okay, guys, one.
Speaker 14 (27:53):
More house on this street and we're done. Hey, man,
wasn't it cool? I don't know when we switched to pillowcases?
This said those little bucks. He can make a big haul. Hey,
speaking of pillow cases. One more house to go on
the street.
Speaker 18 (28:05):
Keep your hands out of my bag and stop improvising. Yeah,
the old Rayford place flat. Give me a break. I
ain't going up there.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I'm on my key.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
You scared?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Scared? Get real listen, Henderson. Oh that's right, you're new
in the neighborhood. Oh you never trick or treated at
Rayford's house before, Sue.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
What's a big deal the case?
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Yeah, he's always a snocker, just like you.
Speaker 18 (28:34):
Greg He hides in the bushes out front and then
pops out and tries to scare you.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah what a goob?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
So so he's a gube.
Speaker 18 (28:47):
He still gives out candy, don'ty Yeah still mins he
steals from the cash register at the sizzler.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh big, whoof trust me?
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Like a total waste of time?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
What was that?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I don't know what. Well, you guys can do what
you want. But I'm going up there to get me
some candy. Okay, okay, we'll go with you. What's fask?
Come on, Greg.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
The trio approaches the old Rayford Place.
Speaker 17 (29:16):
Just before they reach the front steps, a ghostly apparition
rises from the bushes in front of the house.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Oh oh, who dares disturb my number?
Speaker 6 (29:32):
In me a break?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
You have to file the resting place, so Bikabod Crane.
Speaker 18 (29:38):
The guy from Hogan's Heroes, not five Crane Enderson, Nikobob Crane,
you spast.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Prepare to pay the price for your interloping.
Speaker 18 (29:53):
Hey, Greg, you say interlop? I'd love to hear that,
say the Grandpa monster. We know you're really old, man Rayford.
The only reason we came by is because mister insulin
shock hair didn't want to miss out on a free
piece of candy.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
What'd you call me?
Speaker 15 (30:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Do you know that?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
I moved?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Man Rayford?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Now, no, man, I.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Think you could use one of those mints from the sizzler.
You can tell because.
Speaker 18 (30:25):
Because only he would try to use a two hundred
year old literary reference to scare a bunch of ten
year old kids.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Yeah, besides, we could smell a liquor from the street, knows.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Brad, you don't know nothing about Halloween.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I'm supposed to be scared.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
I want to see scary. Try hanging out at the
mall something.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, that's the trouble.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
You're smart ass, grow up too fast. Nobody gives you
the time to just be a kid.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Who said that?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I said that?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
So do we get the kid or not?
Speaker 18 (31:02):
Shot up your big dump sack of hair. I think
he's getting ready to have a moment. Here you go, mate, got.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I Yeah, when I was your age, I would have
been scared to death if a guy popped up out
of the bushes like that. Well, I guess it ain't
nothing like it used to be.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (31:18):
Well, and Greg half seen it before and did kind
of tell Henderson it was coming, and don't feel bad, dude,
you did your best.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
I still say no, look like nothing but that guy
from Hogan's Hero shot lop hand their side.
Speaker 18 (31:32):
Listen, mister Rayfrey to we know you tried and and
the thing with a flashlight. It was kind of cool.
But don't give up on us kids. Some of us
still like, you know, being scared and junk.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Thanks kid, I hear it. You guys take the rest
of this candy reckon. I have seen about as many
trick or treaters I'm gonna get tonight. Anyway, they got
head on in and go to bed for them big
tall ones.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Come out there, sho man, trickle treat. Oh boy, a
cup of coffee? Here he goes.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
You don't have a happy Halloween.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Happy Halloween, mister Rayford.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Whee.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You know he's not such a bad guy after all.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Yeah, I guess he's.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay, What.
Speaker 18 (32:13):
How about we give him a little old fashioned trigger
treating before he goes to bed?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Okay, sure you got the matches?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah right here?
Speaker 18 (32:21):
Okay, and I get ready to ring the bell. Here, Greg,
you hold the bag, well, I take a dump in it.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
You will be for joy John Waite until he fantasy.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Again. Next time when we'll hear Rayford's crusty old paper
boy say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar,
John Boy and Billy, don't tell you hook. Good morning radio,
done right? Good morning bag Shall's on the radio. All right,
(33:30):
hotlive them all in front of the road. Let me
get it. Good morning, big Shall.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, And good
morning all our beloved friends under in radio land. As
there's a Reverend Billy ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent full Gospel Pennacostal Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the frontage Road. Well, friends, prom season is
upon us again, and the Bisbee Unified School District out
(33:59):
near to usa An, Arizona has come up with just
a wonderful idea to make sure the young uns out
there have a safe and enjoyable evening. Listening to this
a handing out what they call a prom bag. It's
got some important supplies in it for the big night,
like what well, let's see says here. It's a picture frame,
(34:22):
a candle, a pack of breath mints, and two condoms. Well, now,
ain't that spash, won't y'all? Just put a couple of
short glasses and a roach clip in there too, says
here the contraceptives was provided by the local health department.
(34:43):
Well that was mighty nice of them. Won't y'all get
the ABC board to throw in a fake ID so
Ken and Barbie can stop by the liquor store on
the way home. We loved. Handing out condoms on prom
night makes about as much sense as handing out pistols
at a puff didly concert? I mean, what's the first
(35:05):
four letters in the word promised cuity? P r M.
You do the math, I'll some of you say, yeah,
frea sure. We got a real problem with these teenage
gals getting pregnant nowadays. Well, I wonder what brung that on.
We don't allow the Bible in schools no more, but
(35:26):
we'll send our young guys out dressed up like the
Horror of Babylon. They spend three hours in a dark
gym listening to Ozzy Osmond and Queen Levitra telling them
to drop it like it's hot. What did y'all fink
was gonna happen? Okay, you're the smart how would you
handle it? Well? Friends, I'm glad you asked the Sword
(35:47):
of Joshua Independent Full Gospel of Pentecostal Day School is
proud to announce the Big Junior Senior Spring Cotillion and
Bible Conference. He's coming up on Saturday night, May the seventeenth,
featuring the biblically accurate and plum undancible sound of the
cedar Wood Brothers Quartet with Sister Tabitha. Also featuring a
(36:11):
special soul stirring gospel presentation by Doctor Jebini Spurgeon of
the Signs and Wonders Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Tabernacle in Nutsack, Oklahoma.
Doctor Spurgeon is a straight shooter. He'll give these younguns
the message I need to hear nowadays. Sex is the
most dangerous, diabolical and degrading activity in the whole wide world.
(36:36):
And you should save it for somebody that you really love.
Always an open door and a double doors of the
God's honest truth coming at you. At the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. This there's a Reverend
BILLI Ray Collins reminding you just time to turn so
(36:58):
you don't burn and Billy, you'll keep them straight up burn.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Good more than everybody.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
The Big Show is right here on the radio.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Shakes me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 10 (37:13):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Smile on your face and a song in your heart.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
As long as you're buying their bloody grill and sauce.
Speaker 10 (37:24):
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show, face and Begora.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's a Big Show on the radio for your Wednesday,
April twenty third, twenty twenty five. How about all this
stuff we got going on today? If you can't get
the whole Big Show, well we got away to take
care of that. To see John Boy Billy Late Risers podcast.
It is absolutely free with the iHeart Radio app. Subscribe
(38:23):
to us at Bam bam and a part one and
two after the broadcast, ins podcast updates, I'll set it
for you the Big Show dot com as well. Big
Show rolls on headed toward beating the blood. Good morning,
got the Big Show on the radio. You know we've
been talking about Bigfoot more than usual this spring. He's
(38:46):
very popular. Yes, have you seen the I Believe Bigfoot?
You got him walking there the bumper singers, I like you. Well,
there's two separate Bigfoot festivals taking place in our home
state of North Carolina. Is bigfoot lure inciting continue to
increase across our state. At a long standing Western North
Carolina Bigfoot Festivals this fifth year as on August twenty third,
(39:10):
Beautiful mayor him North Carolina for the first time, the
You Are a Bigfoot Festivals kicking off in Denton, North
Carolina on August thirtieth and thirty first. It's the state's
first ever two day long Bigfoot festival. Okay, do you believe?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Do you remember an old TV show named Harry and
the Hendersons.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
You too, I guess he was a bigfoot. We need
to find that, all right, we'll do that, and we're
gonna be keeping up with Bigfoot. Of course, Greg Warren
got us into it a while back, so well, let's continue.
Check this out.
Speaker 17 (39:48):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, the
Honeymooners Meet Bigfoot. As our story opens, Ralph Crampton and
his pale ed Norton are on a scenic excursion somewhere
in the forests of the Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
Beautiful contree, Oh, Ralph, Yeah, but I can't shake the feeling.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
We've seen parts of it more than once today. What
do you mean between you and me, Norton, I think
our expert to a guide is lost.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, sir, we're not lost. Just a bit off the trail, A.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Bit off the trail, A bit off the trail.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
Oh look, Pocahontas.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
I thought you said you were the best trail guide
in all of Washington State.
Speaker 13 (40:38):
I am, But I think we're in Oregon.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Now, Oh, brother, that's just great.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
That's just great.
Speaker 11 (40:46):
Two stunning urbanites like us about to die, wet and
alone out in the sticks.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Well, you know what I say, Ralph, the Lord looks
out for fools and drugs. We're a little bit of both.
Speaker 11 (40:56):
Norton, The Lord ain't the one that's gonna get us
sot on this. Ain't you a little old to believe
in fairy tales? Fairy tales?
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Ralph?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Are you saying you don't believe in God?
Speaker 7 (41:06):
I'm just saying I'm a strong skeptic nothing.
Speaker 11 (41:10):
I've seen a lot of things in my life, all
of which can be explained by the simple laws of
science and nature.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
Was that a bear?
Speaker 11 (41:25):
Either that or my cabin just backing up on me
sounded bigger than a bear to me.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Norton, Hey, ask God, God, but there if he sees anything.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
That's no guy. He's ten feet tall and covered with hair.
Speaker 11 (41:43):
And since we're not in an LPGA tournament, I'd say
that was a bigfoot.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
I saw one when I was eight years old.
Speaker 13 (41:53):
Didn't get a close look, but I saw enough to
know I wouldn't want to tangle with one. Gentleman.
Speaker 7 (41:57):
We need to get out of here. He's fond of us.
Should we run for it, we'll never outrun him.
Speaker 13 (42:06):
We need to get up in that tree fast.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Follow me.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
You ain't gonna tell me twice.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
Come on, Ralph, he's getting closer, trying not not try it.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Hurry up, hurry up.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
I don't think your friend's gonna make it.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
You're right.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Bigfoot's right on top of him.
Speaker 11 (42:22):
Hold on, hold on, no, please, I should the one
yellow he thinks up a banana.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
Oh God, oh God, oh God, help me save me.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
Hey, Ralph, I thought you said you didn't believe in God.
Speaker 11 (42:33):
Give me a break, Norton. Five minutes ago, I didn't
believe in Big Funny either.
Speaker 17 (42:43):
Hummona HAMMANA HAMMANA We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (42:49):
He's got beautiful hair. Cheered in again.
Speaker 17 (42:53):
Next time over heard the crusty old Medovac helicopter.
Speaker 14 (42:57):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Hey, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Rough talking and running off.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
All right, let's move over to big bull. Let's get
our blonde out. Time for beating the blonde. Let's see
what we're playing for here, boys. We got an assortment
of swag from World Lawn Mowers is the best value
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under three grand for World Lawn Tough on grass, easy
on your wallet. Alright, well, let's play one eight hundred
big show you toll free line. Get a contestant, do
it next,
It's a big show on the radio. I can't be
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good morning, This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William
on the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure
that Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
So when he's laid, it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh sir, I feel so got new to new loving
(01:06):
at them.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, y'all. That's how he tests his microphone. Most people
go test one, two siblings, siblings, but no Johnny has
a flair, a bit of a flare.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So coming on loud and clear. All right, we're ready
to go for the next four hours and then the
John Boy Billy Late Risers podcast because you might not
be able to listen to the whole Big Show in
a row. These fun pot four hours, we're gonna be
(01:49):
celebrating Elvis Presley's first trip to Vegas. Not too good
for the later crowned King. We're talking about who was
all talking about? Joe Butler, Buddy Butler there when Jimmy
Henders was booed off the stage in Charlotte knowing a
dating history while back on people wanted to see the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Remember that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, so we're gonna do with that National Lost Dog
Awareness Day. Like I said, you know, we do take
requests and the final hour of every big show and
we do lost Dog. So, uh, I think we're awake.
My microphone's on. Yeah, yeah, I think most of the
pollen's gone. I think it's just.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, it sounds like you've got most of it in
your nose.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Trying to be positive about this whole spring.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yees pretty much there's a big storm coming, so that
you know that should do you all right?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Looking forward to that? Uh, let's see. So yeah, so
we're awake and uh we're we're on big shows on
the radio. Good more than big shows on the radio.
Let's bring this first prize back out. I got there's
a hat, t shirt, and tumbler and the twenty five
dollars gas card from LAWD Tigers. I'll fill up your motorcycle.
(03:04):
Lord Tigers, representing injured drivers for over two decades, LAWD Tigers.
You never ride alone. Look at our three dates in
history and we'll get our three categories. You know the
way we do here oh, you got it. I've hit
it six times. Okay, I get it. I'll just go
ahead and start nineteen eighty eight. There it is a
(03:27):
federal ban, thank you. A federal ban on smoking during
domestic airline flights of two hours or less went into effect.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I can't believe that we used to be able to
smoke on airplanes.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I mean, and I smoked at that time. I remember
smoking on an airplane thinking this is cool. And now
you look back and go, what are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It was wow? Man?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
All right? Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Three US troops rescued Army PFC Jessica Lynch from a
hospital in Iraq, where she had been held prisoner since
her unit had been ambushed nine days earlier. Yeah, pretty
cool rescue there. And finally, twenty twenty, during the NFL draft,
LSU quarterback Joe Burrow was the first round pick by
(04:14):
the Cincinnati Bengals. He's turning out just fine. Now you go, Joe.
And the NFL draft is tomorrow night. Tomorrow night will
be around one. We're gonna get Jalen. It looks like Jackie.
Get to know him. I need him inside the scoop
on her No news Panthers.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You think of what she knows him just because I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Gonna be You don't worry about what I think. You
worry about what I know, and I know. We are
ready to play it one eight hundred Big Shows. You
told free Lie. We do Outburst next. Good morning. This
(05:13):
is a big Shan Radio Wednesday, April twenty third, our
feature track from the Big Show. Big Box, marm and
Webster stupid names for fast food products, good stuff, marv
keywords fast food, hit a bit box at the Big
Shows dot com Upburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Shon Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
Big Prize per Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
This should be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
When you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest time.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
You have the best time.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Let's say, hey Dwayne from Rogersville, Can I say we Dwayne?
Good morning, buddy, Good morning a man? All right, Well, Dwayne,
(06:20):
let's just get to it, shall we. I don't blame Yeah, okay,
so let's do it in five seconds. Give us three
things that you can have on an airplane. Ready to go?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Phone, food, headphone man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, you're ready, We'll give us three places in the
Middle East.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Ready to go, all right, Iraq, Iran, Turkey, and for.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The win, three NFL quarterbacks, Ready go, Joe.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Burrow, Brack Young, Patrick Mahon.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Had a boy, Dwayne, you got the big old Lord
Tiger's prize back. We'll get it over to Rogers Millefore
you appreciate you. Listen, buddy, byday went they were top
of your news and told you about Elvison's first visit
(07:16):
to Vegas. Sitdn't turn out to anyone just handling. He
was singing, we'll come good morning. That's a big show
(07:58):
on the radio. All right, man, he got ai Elvis
standing Bibles. I'm just looking at that. It was on
this date, April twenty third, nineteen fifty six. But Elvis
Presley played Vegas for the first time. It wasn't received warmly,
booting his statum right like that. In nineteen fifty six,
I was a one month though, one month old, little
(08:19):
little Johnny and Graham, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Wow, I was still at itch and my daddy's.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Richer only way back from Myrtle Beach. Fact. No, that's pretty,
that's pretty neig. Who would have thought, man, Jay Wade
and Frankie. That little boy, you know he's gonna be
hanging out with Billy Stanley, Elvis's stepbrother later on in
life at his job was Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Shut up, it's the stories.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well it was. I was saying, you know, well, Els
a little before his time. Man, what have you told
that same little boy Graham, North Carolina gonna be songs
about big butts playing on the radio. Hey, I Elvis, and.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Maybe this wouldn't if you don't play it soon, We're
not gonna have time.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm landing this plane right now here. You go, hold on?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Oh what I gat?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
But Sanna cannot lie.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You are the brothers a canta de night.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
That wasn't a girl waxing, but for any day you ain't.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Standing around in your face. You get sprung, you get
thro you get stray deep them the gens. She's wearing
a look, Tanna can't stop staring. Youve got back.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
My anaconda.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Don't want mine unless she got back the palms had
I'm begging or.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
He said out father, I said, go and find that.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Ju said double, you get sprug, you get throw, you
get scrub.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know it's us.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I'm thinking no.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Good. Wednesday morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
the weather is heating up, and so is a big
movie release schedule for the summer. And as usual, nothing
gets by a resident critic. Let's welcome back, Rabbi Myron
berg Stein show, Owe me homie. What's happening? How are you,
Rabbi hot?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
It's getting warmer outside a couple of days in there,
ninety What the hell do you do with spring?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You're fast.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
I can't step outside without making gravy. Give me a
damn break here, I'm eighty years old. No mouth, parwa
your dumbass. You can always move up north on then
give up show business.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So I guess you've been been to the movie.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
No.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
I come in here for the stimulating conversation and the
off chance that Marsie shows up without a tappa. And
again I'm a loser as usual, of course, I went
to the movie all run. So what you see? I
would be happy to tell you if you would shut
the hell up for two seconds.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Now.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
My great grandkids bugged me to take them with me,
so I had to see something kid friendly. In quotation marks,
I wanted to see that movie about the Last Supper
but they wanted to see snow White.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Did you go snow Way?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I told him to.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Pick something else, and they wanted to see this mind
shaft movie Minecraft.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That don't make no sense.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
The title, no, the movie, Oh what a mess. Here's
what the press really says. A mysterious portal posts four
misfits into the overworld, a bizarre cubic wonderland.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
The trive's on imagination.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
To get back home, they'll have the master the terrain
while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Craft named Steve. Sounds interesting, except it isn't.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
It's like Wizard of Ours for lazy, stupid people, except
everything in this ours is square.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
For some reason. It well, it's based on some video game.
Oh well, so now it makes perfect sense. That's why
it's craft.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
How the actors, well, I think I can shove it
up with one word. Nah, didn't know, oh you speak
the kids linguo. I didn't know you were hit to
that scene. I didn't know hardly anyone in it except
for that Awkwa guy from the Superhero stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Not his best Vike.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
But if I had to pick a bright spot in
a dull, dumb movie, it would be that funny fat
guy from Na Jo Mama and Karate Teddy Bear, Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Jack Black. The actor you're thinking of is Jack Black.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I thought that was the actor whose face was so
leathery he looked like.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
A catchers mitt. Us Jack Palance.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
I thought that was the guy who could look left
and right at the same time, Us Jack Elum. I
thought that was the love boat guy, us Jack Jones.
I thought that was the show where friends sat around
slapping each other in the crunches.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Us Jackass.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
I thought that was the guy with the beautiful hair
that said book him, Danny Boy.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
That's Jack Lord.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
I thought that was the clown and the dunts hat
kind to sell me a baker, Us Jack and the Boss.
I thought that was the guy with the orange skin
that only works one day in October.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's Jack o'lanlorn. So who the hell am I thinking?
Jack Black? Oh you what a kiss on that guy?
Speaker 9 (14:10):
More crass on his face than Liberachi's chinos.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
What are you?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I think he never heard a sunblocker moisturizer. He was
beef jerking in a stetson O the movies. Ah well,
I give it one and a half. Yamaka mostly because
I like the aqua guy. I don't know you might
have a different opinion. I mean, if you live in
your mother's basement and play games all day and movech
food like a bum, I'm sure this is your favorite
(14:36):
movie of the year. But for guys like me, I
need more. See I read books. Maybe you heard of them.
It's like a whole movie in your head. I don't
need Fatnight or Mario injected into my veins like some sort.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Of cyber junkie.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
But you, your bastard, You got no taste, no education,
no clue. You are society's brighten and a shame to
your pas. Do I oil the favor and don't breathe.
We don't need any more stupid deadbeats. We're full of
the fix. You For thirty five bucks, your bastard, I'm paying,
but it is possible that I could be grown.
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Go in peace, but be.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Sure to see him that name.
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Than everybody more. Big show to come. Hang where you.
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Speaker 1 (16:31):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Just
wanted to thank my wife. Wanted to say thank all
your listeners who lit a candle for Pearl, my dog.
You know you say on the job on Billy and
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Speaker 13 (18:21):
Hello, boys, said by Hey, Justin Bieber's in the news.
Justin Bieber's been in the tabloids all of his life,
but lately because he's looking very thin and people are saying,
spreading rumors that maybe he's into the drugs.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Maybe not.
Speaker 13 (18:36):
Others are saying, like the Hollywood Reporter, that his relationships,
mental health, church and finances are all up in the air,
all right. His reps responded by denying that Bieber is
deep in debt.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
He said, they said, quote like.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
He can't afford to eat, and that's why he's cain.
Speaker 13 (18:52):
And they're saying that basically, the tabloids are always trying
to picture an you know, paint and unflattering picture of
Justice GiB If he is financially overstretched, it's due to
the cancelation of the Justice Tour and his massive real
estate holdings. According to the Reporter, They claim that Bieber
still owes around twenty million from the canceled tour that
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he did a couple of years ago. He's also overspent
on six mansions and the renovations in Beverly Hills, Palm
Springs and Idaho.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
How do you know, Well, most of the expenses went
to like a fire pole and a water slide, you
know that kind of stuff he had.
Speaker 13 (19:30):
It grew up with all those millions last summer. Justin
Bieber cut ties with his inner circle. This is another
speculation that that's the reason why he's in trouble, including
his security chief, his manager Scooter Braun, who we all
know is not the best guy, and Scooter had a deputy,
so he cut ties with him. So Bieber now manages
himself do it myself, and it's having mixed results. According
(19:53):
to the reporter. He relies greatly on his spiritual advisor,
Pastor Judah Smith of the non denominational church Home is
the church that he belongs to, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
And he also had a baby, so maybe the baby's
keeping him up. Not him, but his wife had a baby,
so like an how old is justin the thirty early thirties?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, he's early thirties.
Speaker 13 (20:15):
I think he's been famous since he was like fifteen
sixteen was found on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That's right, Yeah, justin.
Speaker 13 (20:23):
Worry about the boy.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Hey.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
Relationship news. Over Easter weekend, they went official with their
social media Elizabeth Hurley is dating. Just take a guess
anyone drivers now?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
No, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 14 (20:39):
Billy Ray Cyrus, Billy photographic proof baby.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Okay, hold on one moment.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
There they are right there.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I had it.
Speaker 15 (20:51):
So.
Speaker 13 (20:51):
The couple who met while filming the twenty twenty two
holiday movie Christmas in Paradise shared this photo on Instagram
showing the I'm looking on LOVYDV.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Which one was which?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, Bill dark Hair, go back to the mullet, Billy Ray,
come on, man and give.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Me ten minutes. I'd put John Boy in there.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You know the photo shot me with Billy Ray.
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Yeah, they captured the photo Happy Eastern with a big
old heart emoji.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Elizabeth Hurley. So that's the one that when play in
the romantic comedies would.
Speaker 13 (21:25):
Like, right, Yeah, she was in bedazzled. Uh she's the
British actress who was tied to Hugh Grant. To Hugh
Grant got in all his little trouble with Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Well there's that. What happened to hear while he was
all hooked up.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
With her was like, dude, really, you're stepping out on this.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Somewhere. Was one of them all right.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
Serena Williams has denied that her Super Bowl crip walk
at the halftime show was to drag a former boyfriend, Drake.
Speaker 9 (21:57):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
You know, it wasn't about him, she said, as I
would never do that, she said, Obviously I can see
how someone would think that, but absolutely not. I have
never had negative feelings towards him. That was at the
time Magazine.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And I missed the first part of that.
Speaker 13 (22:13):
That's no, that's just to drag means that I wasn't
doing that to.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know, what was she doing?
Speaker 13 (22:19):
She did the crip walk. You watched the whole halftime show,
yeah right, And so Kendrick Lamar had those little lines
that not like us and and was there was that
whole Drake you know reference in the song and they
were out and then they turned to her and she's
doing the crip walk. And so everyone was speculating because
we had no had no format to follow about.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Like why Justin Bieber is skinning something like that on
the same.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Their job.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
In my defens I was using the bathroom during the
time of the Super Bowl. Most I miss that much.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah right.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
And Nate Pergatzi will host the Emmy Award on CBS
Nate that happens in September. No, so he has been
tagged to host that show.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah go Nate Nate Burgatzia. All right, Ty, well, thank
you very much. Whatever, don't drag me now, Well, I
won't do the crib walk, cra cra. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Okay,
(23:27):
I'm ready, I've got the bullsnut prized flag. Let's get
the questions here.
Speaker 16 (23:32):
See real you know it fell on the floor there right,
don't worry exercise. Oh, yesterday's question review and we were
finding out that true fans of the ghost Honting mystery
solving cartoon canine.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Could you make that intro a little longer round?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, sure, we will know.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Scooby Doo is just his nickname. His real name is this?
What is Scubert? Yes, Scupert, I'm gonna get over there
all right. Today John Board Jeopardy. This is the number
one food allergy in the United States of America. Hot pockets?
What ain't under a Big Show? You told? Free line?
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We go, do we get a winner? We play John
Board Jeopardy And next Good Morning, This will Big Show
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jes live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and now
a man who just loves fast food, even subway.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
You know now that post.
Speaker 17 (25:19):
Jared, Hey, I might I like sandwiches and people my
own age subway.
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Please don't think of pedophilia. He's John Boy joys Now.
Let's I heard it, Jay out of Sylvester, Georgia. Good morning, Jay,
Good morning, John Boy. Hey buddy, welcome. Look at you
up and adam you getting the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. Jay. Let's see what you got.
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This is the number one food allergy in the United States.
Speaker 11 (25:53):
Meal?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
You going with milk? Let's say what.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Lot?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Good work on you? And Jay? I always hope peanuts
is I guess that's some more TALKA gets all the press. Yea,
so number one is milk. Number two is eggs. Yeah,
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Speaker 15 (27:16):
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Speaker 17 (27:33):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Night
of the Living Rayford. As our story opens, a group
of tricker treaters from Brushywood Elementary School makes their way
down a dark street on Halloween night.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Stop touching me?
Speaker 11 (27:51):
Okay, guys, one.
Speaker 14 (27:53):
More house on this street and we're done. Hey, man,
wasn't it cool? I don't know when we switched to pillowcases?
This said those little bucks. He can make a big haul. Hey,
speaking of pillow cases. One more house to go on
the street.
Speaker 18 (28:05):
Keep your hands out of my bag and stop improvising. Yeah,
the old Rayford place flat. Give me a break. I
ain't going up there.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I'm on my key.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
You scared?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Scared? Get real listen, Henderson. Oh that's right, you're new
in the neighborhood. Oh you never trick or treated at
Rayford's house before, Sue.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
What's a big deal the case?
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Yeah, he's always a snocker, just like you.
Speaker 18 (28:34):
Greg He hides in the bushes out front and then
pops out and tries to scare you.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah what a goob?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
So so he's a gube.
Speaker 18 (28:47):
He still gives out candy, don'ty Yeah still mins he
steals from the cash register at the sizzler.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh big, whoof trust me?
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Like a total waste of time?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
What was that?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I don't know what. Well, you guys can do what
you want. But I'm going up there to get me
some candy. Okay, okay, we'll go with you. What's fask?
Come on, Greg.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
The trio approaches the old Rayford Place.
Speaker 17 (29:16):
Just before they reach the front steps, a ghostly apparition
rises from the bushes in front of the house.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Oh oh, who dares disturb my number?
Speaker 6 (29:32):
In me a break?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
You have to file the resting place, so Bikabod Crane.
Speaker 18 (29:38):
The guy from Hogan's Heroes, not five Crane Enderson, Nikobob Crane,
you spast.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Prepare to pay the price for your interloping.
Speaker 18 (29:53):
Hey, Greg, you say interlop? I'd love to hear that,
say the Grandpa monster. We know you're really old, man Rayford.
The only reason we came by is because mister insulin
shock hair didn't want to miss out on a free
piece of candy.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
What'd you call me?
Speaker 15 (30:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Do you know that?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
I moved?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Man Rayford?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Now, no, man, I.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Think you could use one of those mints from the sizzler.
You can tell because.
Speaker 18 (30:25):
Because only he would try to use a two hundred
year old literary reference to scare a bunch of ten
year old kids.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Yeah, besides, we could smell a liquor from the street, knows.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Brad, you don't know nothing about Halloween.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I'm supposed to be scared.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
I want to see scary. Try hanging out at the
mall something.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, that's the trouble.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
You're smart ass, grow up too fast. Nobody gives you
the time to just be a kid.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Who said that?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I said that?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
So do we get the kid or not?
Speaker 18 (31:02):
Shot up your big dump sack of hair. I think
he's getting ready to have a moment. Here you go, mate, got.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I Yeah, when I was your age, I would have
been scared to death if a guy popped up out
of the bushes like that. Well, I guess it ain't
nothing like it used to be.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (31:18):
Well, and Greg half seen it before and did kind
of tell Henderson it was coming, and don't feel bad, dude,
you did your best.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
I still say no, look like nothing but that guy
from Hogan's Hero shot lop hand their side.
Speaker 18 (31:32):
Listen, mister Rayfrey to we know you tried and and
the thing with a flashlight. It was kind of cool.
But don't give up on us kids. Some of us
still like, you know, being scared and junk.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Thanks kid, I hear it. You guys take the rest
of this candy reckon. I have seen about as many
trick or treaters I'm gonna get tonight. Anyway, they got
head on in and go to bed for them big
tall ones.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Come out there, sho man, trickle treat. Oh boy, a
cup of coffee? Here he goes.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
You don't have a happy Halloween.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Happy Halloween, mister Rayford.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Whee.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You know he's not such a bad guy after all.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Yeah, I guess he's.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay, What.
Speaker 18 (32:13):
How about we give him a little old fashioned trigger
treating before he goes to bed?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Okay, sure you got the matches?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah right here?
Speaker 18 (32:21):
Okay, and I get ready to ring the bell. Here, Greg,
you hold the bag, well, I take a dump in it.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
You will be for joy John Waite until he fantasy.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Again. Next time when we'll hear Rayford's crusty old paper
boy say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar,
John Boy and Billy, don't tell you hook. Good morning radio,
done right? Good morning bag Shall's on the radio. All right,
(33:30):
hotlive them all in front of the road. Let me
get it. Good morning, big Shall.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, And good
morning all our beloved friends under in radio land. As
there's a Reverend Billy ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent full Gospel Pennacostal Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the frontage Road. Well, friends, prom season is
upon us again, and the Bisbee Unified School District out
(33:59):
near to usa An, Arizona has come up with just
a wonderful idea to make sure the young uns out
there have a safe and enjoyable evening. Listening to this
a handing out what they call a prom bag. It's
got some important supplies in it for the big night,
like what well, let's see says here. It's a picture frame,
(34:22):
a candle, a pack of breath mints, and two condoms. Well, now,
ain't that spash, won't y'all? Just put a couple of
short glasses and a roach clip in there too, says
here the contraceptives was provided by the local health department.
(34:43):
Well that was mighty nice of them. Won't y'all get
the ABC board to throw in a fake ID so
Ken and Barbie can stop by the liquor store on
the way home. We loved. Handing out condoms on prom
night makes about as much sense as handing out pistols
at a puff didly concert? I mean, what's the first
(35:05):
four letters in the word promised cuity? P r M.
You do the math, I'll some of you say, yeah,
frea sure. We got a real problem with these teenage
gals getting pregnant nowadays. Well, I wonder what brung that on.
We don't allow the Bible in schools no more, but
(35:26):
we'll send our young guys out dressed up like the
Horror of Babylon. They spend three hours in a dark
gym listening to Ozzy Osmond and Queen Levitra telling them
to drop it like it's hot. What did y'all fink
was gonna happen? Okay, you're the smart how would you
handle it? Well? Friends, I'm glad you asked the Sword
(35:47):
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special soul stirring gospel presentation by Doctor Jebini Spurgeon of
the Signs and Wonders Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Tabernacle in Nutsack, Oklahoma.
Doctor Spurgeon is a straight shooter. He'll give these younguns
the message I need to hear nowadays. Sex is the
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And you should save it for somebody that you really love.
Always an open door and a double doors of the
God's honest truth coming at you. At the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycostal Assembly just off State Road
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BILLI Ray Collins reminding you just time to turn so
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you don't burn and Billy, you'll keep them straight up burn.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
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Show rolls on headed toward beating the blood. Good morning,
got the Big Show on the radio. You know we've
been talking about Bigfoot more than usual this spring. He's
(38:46):
very popular. Yes, have you seen the I Believe Bigfoot?
You got him walking there the bumper singers, I like you. Well,
there's two separate Bigfoot festivals taking place in our home
state of North Carolina. Is bigfoot lure inciting continue to
increase across our state. At a long standing Western North
Carolina Bigfoot Festivals this fifth year as on August twenty third,
(39:10):
Beautiful mayor him North Carolina for the first time, the
You Are a Bigfoot Festivals kicking off in Denton, North
Carolina on August thirtieth and thirty first. It's the state's
first ever two day long Bigfoot festival. Okay, do you believe?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Do you remember an old TV show named Harry and
the Hendersons.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
You too, I guess he was a bigfoot. We need
to find that, all right, we'll do that, and we're
gonna be keeping up with Bigfoot. Of course, Greg Warren
got us into it a while back, so well, let's continue.
Check this out.
Speaker 17 (39:48):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, the
Honeymooners Meet Bigfoot. As our story opens, Ralph Crampton and
his pale ed Norton are on a scenic excursion somewhere
in the forests of the Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
Beautiful contree, Oh, Ralph, Yeah, but I can't shake the feeling.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
We've seen parts of it more than once today. What
do you mean between you and me, Norton, I think
our expert to a guide is lost.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, sir, we're not lost. Just a bit off the trail, A.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Bit off the trail, A bit off the trail.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
Oh look, Pocahontas.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
I thought you said you were the best trail guide
in all of Washington State.
Speaker 13 (40:38):
I am, But I think we're in Oregon.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Now, Oh, brother, that's just great.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
That's just great.
Speaker 11 (40:46):
Two stunning urbanites like us about to die, wet and
alone out in the sticks.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Well, you know what I say, Ralph, the Lord looks
out for fools and drugs. We're a little bit of both.
Speaker 11 (40:56):
Norton, The Lord ain't the one that's gonna get us
sot on this. Ain't you a little old to believe
in fairy tales? Fairy tales?
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Ralph?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Are you saying you don't believe in God?
Speaker 7 (41:06):
I'm just saying I'm a strong skeptic nothing.
Speaker 11 (41:10):
I've seen a lot of things in my life, all
of which can be explained by the simple laws of
science and nature.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
Was that a bear?
Speaker 11 (41:25):
Either that or my cabin just backing up on me
sounded bigger than a bear to me.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Norton, Hey, ask God, God, but there if he sees anything.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
That's no guy. He's ten feet tall and covered with hair.
Speaker 11 (41:43):
And since we're not in an LPGA tournament, I'd say
that was a bigfoot.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
I saw one when I was eight years old.
Speaker 13 (41:53):
Didn't get a close look, but I saw enough to
know I wouldn't want to tangle with one. Gentleman.
Speaker 7 (41:57):
We need to get out of here. He's fond of us.
Should we run for it, we'll never outrun him.
Speaker 13 (42:06):
We need to get up in that tree fast.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Follow me.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
You ain't gonna tell me twice.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
Come on, Ralph, he's getting closer, trying not not try it.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Hurry up, hurry up.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
I don't think your friend's gonna make it.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
You're right.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Bigfoot's right on top of him.
Speaker 11 (42:22):
Hold on, hold on, no, please, I should the one
yellow he thinks up a banana.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
Oh God, oh God, oh God, help me save me.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
Hey, Ralph, I thought you said you didn't believe in God.
Speaker 11 (42:33):
Give me a break, Norton. Five minutes ago, I didn't
believe in Big Funny either.
Speaker 17 (42:43):
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He's got beautiful hair. Cheered in again.
Speaker 17 (42:53):
Next time over heard the crusty old Medovac helicopter.
Speaker 14 (42:57):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Hey, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Rough talking and running off.
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